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Broke College Student Hero
They just wanted to treat themselves to something. They'd been working nonstop for a month and thankfully they weren't staving due to their stupid meal swipes but they were sick of the cafeteria food and drinks...
They knew splurging on a special coffee drink was stupid when they needed new pants but they couldn't help it. They never had money to spend on themselves but they decided they were going to this month.
It easily ended up costing $8 which was a lot more then they wanted to spend but that was the way it was. They had gone as a hero, loving when kids ran over or waved at them. Honestly they just loved the attention and being treated like an actual person who had feelings and not just some criminal clean up.
It was when Villain who had been watching them attacked from behind sent them onto the pavement, and worse, loosing grip on their drink, the Hero absolutely lost it.
Leaving the villain to blink confused as the Hero who was always so kind and polite was screaming curses at them.
#whump community#whumpblr#villain#hero#heroes and villains#whumpee#whump writing#hero and villain#whump prompt#whump#hero whumpee#whumpee hero#villain caretaker#maybe...#caretaker villain#oh but josie?#who's the whumper?#the goverment#the government is always...#nevermind#college student hero
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IF YOU GO NOW TO SILVER'S PROFILE IT SHOWS "SILVER VANROUGE" I AM!!! NOT OKAY!!! WAUGH
OH MY GOD ���
like...it wasn't even just "oh we'll call you Silver Vanrouge now", they just straight-up made the adoption official, under the statute of Malleus Says So. he's legally recognized as Lilia's kid! I'm so happy for them!
this may take some getting used to though
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#the vanrougening continues#look a lot happened in the finale but i refuse to stop obsessing over this part#lilia being like HA HA WHAT no you don't want my dumb stupid name it's bad#i always thought you'd find yourself a way better name someday#and anyway your REAL parents --#(sebek crashes through a wall koolaid man-style) LILIA-SAMA JUST ADMIT HE'S YOUR SON#malleus says they're family no takesie-backsies#malleus: now this does mean we're going to have to make some adjustments to your taxes#lilia:#lilia: taxes...uh...right#lilia: i have definitely absolutely been paying those for the last 400 years#lilia: unrelated but have you already told the government that i got better from being dead...or....
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I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?
#I know I’m probably preaching to the choir#but truly it feels like we got one group of ppl being like#adopt don’t shop! people breeding animals are evil!#and the other side being like#alll shelter dogs are inherently genetic disasters that will always have behavior issues responsible breeding is the answer#or the problem is uneducated owners#idk guys we r all ripping ourselves apart when the real enemy#*turn and looks directly into the camera*#is our government#USA centric post
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how do you think Robotnik would act if someone had somehow managed to capture Stone?

Well, he seems a bit angry
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#after this he put a tracker on him#i don't know why the idea of the government losing agents fast enough for them to have a special protocol#which includes a fruit basket#is very funny to me#the reason they think stone is MIA is that Stone went back to Robotnik as soon as he escaped#so nobody else knows he's okay#they did eat the fruit#robotnik wants to prove a point by doing it. he's eating it now because he'll never get a fruit basket again#also i have this running joke in which i always interrupt rob when he tries to curse
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jayvik dune au?
#this has been on my computer for d a y s#might as well#ive been talking a lot about this au with a friend actually#the general gist is#messiah viktor soldier? jayce bene gesserit mel#of course at some point jayce realizes he needs to kill vik to prevent war#and you know how that goes#could go more in depth tomorrow maybe?#anyway the tags#art#digital art#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#lol its always so funny how viktor arcane seems like his full government name
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hc as julian gets older there are some things he's not allowed to consume anymore and geralt is constantly trying to save his life, like he always does ❤️ and it looks smth like this

inspired by me telling myself im not allowed to consume smth but consuming it anyways
#an always winning and losing battle#bro had to bring out the government name 😭😭🙏🙏🙏😔#i know he would most likely curse but the government name was js funnier to me#apologies for geralt's supposed hand#the witcher#the witcher shitpost#dandelion witcher#jaskier#art#fanart#the witcher fanart#geralt of rivia#digital sketch#shitpost art#procreate sketch#julian's declining health (old mf)#/affec#ghostly's art
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Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Hey guys. Sorry about Steve tinfoil-hatting the background. We overheard someone talking about an NDA at dinner and now he thinks the FBI is going to kill us.
Steve: They were talking about someone breaking an NDA on the phone. Who (1) has an NDA and (2) breaks it? You! All the time.
Eddie: Baby, sweetheart. Steve! They sounded like a lawyer. A bad one in cheap ass shoes.
Steve: You don’t know what lawyers talk about! And did you see them? Bad hair, bad clothes, looks like they’ve never seen the fucking sun? That’s the fucking CIA, man.
Eddie, not winning this one: …Okay. Well. I’m going to put this on the internet. Then if we turn up dead, you can be vindicated.
Steve: That’s actually a good idea. Post it twice.
Their FBI agent watching this video as they come back from lunch: …Oh. Shit.
#Look even Steve and Eddie use their FBI agent’s they/them pronouns#I always kept the FBI agent’s gender vague since they were some faceless government lackey but fuck it#the person violating your right to privacy might be non-binary#you don’t know#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it.
Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap.
He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.
No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby.
Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass.
With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting.
Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.
“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later.
“King Phantom we have been working daily to-”
“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.”
#the most punk thing you can do is protest#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc crossover#dp crossover#danny phantom#dc universe#young justice crossover#danny doesnt want to work with the authorities but is willing to work with YJ#Tim drake gets a new skateboarding buddy#danny's skateboard is kind of cheating tho cause he and it can float#kon is always down to take down a government sponsored org that does unethical research#cassie just wants to fight for him and fix his fashion choices#bart recognizes him from the speedforce and they bond over time being a fake ass bitch#i just wanted the funny visual of danny skateboarding into a meeting on the watchtower
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the way this is more relevant than ever before...
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Transcript below:
And in times of darkness, just think: there will always be stupid people, but there are more wonderful amazing intelligent members of the internet like us guys. It's just that the stupid people are louder because negativity sticks out.
We'll always have each other to keep faith in humanity.
@dnp-described
#phan#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#myclips#drama llama#transcribed#i was thinking abt what zee said how the internet has not changed and there's always been rage and loud yelling over the dumbest shit#it's just that now it's completely affecting how the government is run :D so cool
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I never wanna hear right wing conspiracy theorists mention the deep state ever again bc if it existed it would have NOT allowed any of this shit. At this point I WISH there was a powerful secret liberal elite controlling the world that covertly assassinated their enemies.
#they always make liberals WAY cooler than they are#us politics#us government#us news#trump administration#donald trump#elon musk
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DEATH NOTE (2006-2007) 1x28, “Impatience"
#death note#animanga#deathnoteedit#dnedit#animeedit#animangaedit#tvedit#anisource#fyeahanimegifs#animationsdaily#mystuff#userangelic#userrsun#userhallie#userriel#userlaro#useroli#in my rewatch of death note with my bestie we just got to this episode and god. ive missed this chocolate obsessed inferiority complex freak#also i feel from just looking at him u can tell he has always been one of my faves#hes got that 'kai's government assigned love of her life' charm to him
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It’s funny playing 6 and seeing the difference between DSO and BSAA.
Chris and piers - they have back up, medical personnel on the scene. Don’t need to steal vehicles. Weapons are given and I’m sure they get a kiss on the cheek before bed time.
Sherry (and Leon in 4)- here’s a fucking gun. Hope you don’t die. Steal whatever else you need I don’t care. It’s just monsters killing people, not gonna even try to send more people as back up. You are disposable, bitch. Oh and we will treat you like a lab experiment cause you aren’t human to us.
Leon and Helena - government wants them dead. They know too much. Need to go murder their boss before he pins a terrorist attack and murdering the president on them.
I mean I know why Chris is mad at them at the end of the game but in comparison to how the us government and military give a shit about deadly viruses and monsters at least BSAA acts like they care if they die. I feel like revelations and 6 are pointing to the organization to be being as shady as DSO but still in comparison BSAA is full of saints.
#resident evil#Leon Kennedy#Sherry Birkin#chris redfield#I’m always a bit nervous about what they did to Leon after Spain#not as bad as Sherry but it couldn’t have been fun#I always think the government is no different then RPD and S.T.A.R.S.#Leon and Sherry are test subjects to see how powerful these monsters are
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i dont think im the first but oh well.
#shit didnt even work on some phones that were on silent (not supposed to happen) as far as im hearing and was 2 minutes early#so . good job finding a way to fuck it up as always U.S. government!!#loud sound wednesday#extremely loud sound wednesday#fema#emergency alert test
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I really hope that Spider gets to visit Neteyam, gets to see his little brother and play in the memories of the good times. the times before their bond faded. before Neteyam pulled away and became crushed beneath the wait of his parents and clans expectations.
maybe Spider is war-torn and grizzled, while his best memories of Neteyam keep him young and naive of the horrors of the world. maybe when he gets to hold his brother again, his hands calloused and skin scarred, while Neteyam's are tiny and soft.
they can play tag and hide and seek and go fishing. they could just be kids. Spider can escape war for mere moments to just. be at peace. and he'd hug him so tight the kids squeaking "I can't breath, stop!" giggling up a storm. and Neteyam doesn't question why his brother is so much bigger than he remembers, cause he makes a much comfier napping spot.
and maybe Spider gets to see his brother's face, older, but not so tired and worn. his eyes have a younger spark in them, his smile is less weighed down and tight at the corners. his shoulders stronger and held high, no longer bearing too heavy a burden. he can hug this brother freely and tell him he loves him and call him 'brother' without agonizing tension and distance. a chasm in his chest filling in slightly.
knowing his brother is free and happy in Eywa brings him peace.
#never shutting up about this#ever#I'm so sorry#their dynamic is just. so insane to me.#doomed brothers. so doomed one died and they didn't even know if they were brothers anymore (they always would be)#they both knew they were brothers. but questioned one another#Spider thought 'teyam didn't want to he his brother. Neteyam thought Spider had every right to hate him for the distance he put between them#neither knew how to fix it. cause they were young and dumb snd foolishly thought they had all the time in the world.#but one day they will meet again. and Spider will savor the hugs he can get. and tease. and play. and be a good big brother.#and Neteyam. no longer trying to maintain an image or his parents pride. can just accept it freely.#this is my canon now. cause James gave us microscopic crumbs on these two. so I actually took over for him.#writing their canon is my government appointed job now. trust.#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#avatar#avatar spider#spider avatar#neteyam sully#neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan#neteyam
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@midoyuzuweek day 7 | christmas / wedding / free day
mdyz christmases you will always mean everything to me. decided to give lineless art a shot again after how many years and it was pretty fun!! also i lied when i said the ghostic piece was my favorite actually cause this was extremely fun to draw
ideally this wouldve been the last day but because i am sick and twisted theres one more tomorrow 👍 beware
#duck scribbles#enstars#mdyzweek2025#midoyuzu#yuzuru fushimi#midori takamine#yuzumido#ensemble stars#the depression is eating me alive i think and this week has been some solace but if i go missing for a while dont worry too much abt it#xmas live youll always be famous......#last time i tried lineless/smth akin to painting was like 2022?? im pretty sure.but this time it feels a lot more like just regular lineart#with added stuff on top. Lineart Two if you will. and i had an absolute blast (i love lineart)#ink pen my lovely wife i missed you i am so sorry for abandoning you all these years#the art pencil brush is too satisfying ive neglected you for so long in favor of it#also screw you flambe outfit for that annoying design at the back. it got covered up anywaysssss argh#ughhhhhhh i dont wanna do assignments and midterms. i have to lock in again.... i dont wanna....#other than getting to do this ship week its honestly been Incredibly Indescribably Excruciatingly Miserable for me for the last seven#or so days. or i guess its been a few weeks already. this thread is so close to snapping but feck it we ball i guess#at least theres fictional characters to get me through the fact this sorry excuse of a government reinstated martial law#hate it here
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I do think that part of the reason that The Dreamer Trilogy is Like That is because the premise is inherently flawed in that The Raven Cycle was originally magical realism, a genre that doesn't rely on explanations for magic and magic systems and actually coasts on them being unexplainable, whereas The Dreamer Trilogy had to expand the world beyond Henrietta and start explaining things, which makes the whole premise begin to fall apart.
#like. the government knowing about magic and policing it in whatever way.#nightwash having always been a thing but ronan having never encountered it ?? did niall face it ???#like theres no way this is the first time that dreamers have threatened safety of society or w/e#how was no one sniffing around after K's forth of July. be real.#td3#the dreamer trilogy#trc#the raven cycle#jen and finn dont look
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