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pilvimarja · 2 years

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#William Zabka #Ralph Macchio #Zacchio #pilvimarja edits #the old men are looking cute!!!!#and look! they're actually in the same room for this press tour!#and i see ralph has been to the fountain of youth again

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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Drinking Buddies :)

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower vigilante #gustavo #peppino #vigilante #alcohol #drinking #heehee giggly <3 #assume they were both waiting for their ride home dw <3 #pep can handle hard liquor and vigilante cant u_u #but both of them get so bad and silly as soon as they reach a buzzed state #im thinking of that cute album art for the ost that has peppino doing karaoke #hes just SCREAMING into the mic and vigilante is like waow....this tugs at somethin close in my soul.....#and vigilante just starts monologuing LOUDLY when hes wasted. Peppino is kept entertained by this :)#i forgot i wanted to do catty old men but old men being silly was all i could think of last night #get funky get sillay #also also i am looking back and rereading the comic for mistakes #and pep is just a very silly and affectionate drunk hes like #*crying softly* 'i love you....u deserve good things....*hugs them* *passes out in their arms*#when hes still buzzed but sobering up hes like pleasantly warm and vibin #hes throwing out ilu to anyone who will listen #'i told vigi i love u n g'night and he . and he he made. Cheese Bubble. :)'#'thats really nice peppino :)'#'AND I. gugh. I love u too Gus! and i. uhm *tugs at bricks fur* Brick :) and i love brick!'#'we love you too pep :)'#':) *passes out*'

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bittertoxicity · 8 days

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2 old wacky silly old men in love!!! 💜💚📦🐍🥼

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ballpitwitch · 10 months

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Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023

#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #*#flashing gif #derailed my whole day #LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS #I LOVE AN OLD MAN #bassist bf #gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression #lol jk #get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #iykyk #me 5'4": i will pick him up #men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens*#he just vibin #i love him your honor #also i love arm #we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not #*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#*me in my yard apologizing to abc news*#i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess #or take me out back idc #i don't think im gonna survive this tour #clearly #i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't #it's me hi im the problem it's me #does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time

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008-edits · 1 year

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more milgram icons!

(credit is not needed, but appreciated)

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wrylu · 2 months

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mwah!

#they're kissing <33 #i love them sm #look at them!!!!#old men in love <3 #loo.k. how cute they are #ugh. falls to my knees and starts weeping #nikprice #shittea posts #shitpost #nikolai x price #price x nikolai #wrylu #art #tag #because its my art #😋#lu's canvas

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xysidhequeen · 1 year

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So- for the Red Knight AU I was thinking

What if Danny has in the past accidentally popped into the Lazarus pit in the League Of Assassins? Like what if they're not quite portals but more leaks in the GZ to the human realm and Danny, exploring because he's bored, slips through using a portal he made.

And when he does he sees this small child, probably nothing more than a toddler and he just ends up visiting sporadically to meet this kid.

Later when he and Jason go back to Gotham Danny runs into a very familiar face one day in the manor.

#Danny: Little Star!#Damian: Phantom?#Dick: No! Danny you already stole Jason Tim AND Connor you cant take another!#Danny: Technically i claimed him years ago so i have dibs advantage #Jason: Its like the second coming of Bruce #Tim is probably still going to get stabbed because now Damian has 2 men hes trying to prove hes better to #maybe ill toss it in #i just think its a cute idea that like a 15 yr old Danny found a child in a pit of assassins and decided to become his fun ghostly uncle #Danny was really sad when Damian stopped coming to their little meetings #but then found him in Gotham and this is so much better!#Danny didnt steal baby Damian because lets be real he saw no problem with a chuld being raised around deadly weapons #like look at his childhood his perception of normal is heavily skewed #also Damian said he didnt want to go and Danny isnt a kidnapper #the king and his red knight #The King and His Red Knight AU #TKAHRK #TKAHRK AU #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom au #dpxdc #danny phantom fic

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rat-mans-things · 3 months

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#stink bomb #poprocks #atlantis the lost empire #digatal art #love them #they’re ship name is so cute #i #old men yaoi #my art <3 #digital art #jsjsjs #artist on tumblr #look at them #am i shipping them?#of course #Vinny #mole

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zivikel · 2 months

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Hello everybody, my name is Jonathan Sims and welcome to another episode of The Magnus Archives

Imagine if Markiplier hosted for TMA

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kqluckity · 1 year

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how some people can look at Zhongli and Venti's dialogue during this Lantern Rite and interpret it as beefing instead of, you know, flirting truly blows my mind? like it's not just what they're saying, but also the way they're saying it. it's flirting, they're flirting. and even if they aren't flirting, that's obviously an inside joke? look at Venti's face when Zhongli acts like they're strangers, does it look like someone who can't stand the other and isn't willing to play along with the other's dumb idea? please. I don't understand how people can still think they hate each other even tho it's established that they're friends, not only through items lore and their own character stories (I really doubt someone like Zhongli would let a guy he hates forge his sigil, let him destroy his precious vase, let him pour wine on his head, and then yearn for him for 500 years bffr), but also in the first Liyue Archon quest Zhongli talks about "a friend from Mondstadt" who used to bring him wine all the time, and Venti has a "refined gentleman friend from Liyue" he wishes he could spend more time with. a friend he still visits often, so much so that madame Ping commissioned Tubby to make a Mondstadt-inspired house for the teapot with good acoustics so he could play inside with no problem.

#oh i heard about the refined liyuean gentleman who ordered tea instead of wine and is very knowledgeable and cute #well I've heard of a bard that is truly elegant and eloquent and whose rhymes are unmatched anywhere #hope this makes sense also yes this makes no sense because it's 11pm and I can't write and and and #also sorry they are melting my brain fr I've been shipping them since 2021 but never felt like sharing here #but now I am so you better suck it up #those two are literally always talking about each other I don't blame Xiao for being a little bit homophobic during that dinner #he needed a breather because of the embarrassing old men and I respect that #xiao: right in front of my salad? what if I killed myself rn?#<- it's what he should've said anyway. it's what transpired from the way he looked at the Traveler tbh #okay I'll stop talking about them for a bit. probably. maybe. but only on here #I'll talk about them especially irl for a little bit longer probably I love them #OKAY I'M SHUTTING THE FUCK UP NOW #Zhongli #Venti #zhongven #genshin impact #gi tag

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eebie · 23 days

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in my soul im a slacker and a loser like morecai regular show or jesse pinkman or that one guy with the star sunglasses in that one gobelins student film but unfortunately i am a cute roblox girl and have to talk like a sweetheart 4 survival(so people will be extra nice to me)

#im breaking the cycle #didnt know i was cute till my friend pointed it out #she said i was ‘distractjng her in more ways than one’ (i was hovering while she did art) and i was like What does thst mean(genuine)#and thrn she looked at me And my art teacher was also there. and she laughed and i was like What #thrn my frienf was like. i cant deny that uou are an attractivr girl #and i was like OH #and then basically the same thing happened a week later #same friend i held toes with #not NAKED toes alright. we were both wearing socks #gayest straight person i know She likes old men REAL old men like john kramer #she’s great i love her #made me the spot pin im wearing on mu jacket rn…^_^#my rambles

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shelli-gator · 1 year

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James shaking in his little gay boots because he LOVES old men, he wants to take that bitch to the Antique Roadshow and sit with him on his arm smiling like he's winning big at a casino as he bids way too much money on a china tea set for him. Anything for his kitten. And they're gonna have the BEST fucking earl grey they've ever drank watching The Great British Bakeoff when they get home.

#i will also accept that they are both old men #the old gays at it again #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #edward showing a new handmade doily he got off etsy and james is just biting his fist screaming into it #all HE'S CUTE FUCK HIM F U C K THIS GUY #jokes aside james taking edward to the antique roadshow like they're going to vegas baby is genuinely their vibe to me #he gets aggressive in the bids and thinks everyone is out to get them #ttte edward #ttte james #2 x 5 #jameward #jedward #edward x james #i wish trains were real #ttte 2 x 5

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dishsaop · 1 month

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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

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sexswansworld · 2 months

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It’s all whiney subs this whiney subs that. NO. I want to fuck a grumpy and broody, angsty love interest in a romance novel, dark and stormy country boy, tortured old ass man type dude. I want him to grunt and groan and shit. Like yeah, whiney subs are great, love whiney subs, but also love to see those fuckers who complain about their knees in a dad tone while sucking the strap.

#I have no idea if this makes sense #it does in my mind #I do love a whiney sub #it’s cute #adorable #little chefs kiss #but my heart will always belong to men who look like lumberjacks and have the same jaded vibe as like #idk #Gerard Butler in literally any of the Angel has fallen movies #that old man I’m done with life type beat #sigh #I’m just thinking about it #anyway #live laugh love grumpy old men #and yes I know old men can be whiney but we all know what I’m talking about

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rillette · 2 years

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forgot to post this one with the other one this was my first attempt

#hal jordan #parallax #basketball #this one is very cute but it doesnt carry the fumes of mental illness like the moe old men on twitter so. tasked failed succesfully i guess #might clean this up and color it later whom knows #i gave him a domino bc the way i draw his mask normally looked horrendous so.

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samarecharm · 2 months

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What if i caved and gave Zenkichi gray hairs, huh? What then? How much further will I go? You dont know me. Ill give this man piercings if u dont stop me. Its hot. Im tired of pretending its not- *im dragged offstage kicking and screaming* ITS HOT. DONT LET THEM TELL YOU ITS CRINGE! YOU GAVE HIM LONG HAIR! LET ME GIVE HIM TATS!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#chattin #zenkichi #being DRAMATIC #mainly its bc i was thinking of giving my akira grey hairs bc its just a cute lil trait lol #i am biased; i got my greys early. like back when i was 14-15 #and i was like who else could i give that to. maybe haru? bc i have a cousin w her hair type and color that was born w a natural grey spot #kinda like claire (from the now disgraced bon appetit)#and i was like weuuuh. maybe i can give it to zenkichi? and like. ugh. it would fit so well #esp bc he looks like a YOUNG dad; hes not old to me.#so i think the gramps nickname would come from him having visible greys #from genetics but absolutely amplified from stress #the piercing n tat stuff is coincidental. bc i just saw a post for ryuji about and it #and it reminded me that i was still in the process of working on zenkichi and my thots on him #like how i think hes pretty fucking strong (as evident by him continuing to knock out men with ease)#and he hides it w the suits #also the greatsword??? come on.#and the piercing/tats was bc i had MULTIPLE PAs (and NPs) who worked w long sleeves under their scrubs #and they had like. fullblown tattoo sleeves underneath. they were SO pretty; im really envious of the love put into it #and hanging w them after work was like seeing a completely different person. it was cool! i miss them :(#anyway. people like that exist everywhere. i dont think its too extreme to hc. id imagine he never wears his piercings #but u can see the pierces in his ear if he moves his hair too much.#and u will never see his fucking sleeves. he is always on the clock. its just too unprofessional #this is also bc i think it would be cute for ryuji and yusuke to consult him for a good spot to get piercings and tattoos respectively #and they only learn to go to him bc he overhears them talking about it and he doesnt want them to go to some shady place 😭#‘hey gramps; cool that u got some references but like. how did that happen? 🤔 how did u find them ? 🤔🤔🤔’#he has to spill it eventually u.u #ryuji does not SHUT up about it. ‘OLD MAN THATS COOL AS HELL. WHAT THE FUCK!’

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