#nikolai x price

[sixleggedboar]

YOU HAVE TO DRAW MORE NIKPRICE‼️‼️‼️‼️...and can you make one that Nikolai is a vampire?

You are right, I do need to draw more nikprice.

[prettyboyformasks]

literally can't stop thinking about this one twt about rich husbands nikolai nd price + their pool boy, gaz, just tryna pay for college.

they sit and watch one day as he cleans their pool, gets all the icky stuff out. praising him for doing such a good job because they see the way it makes his knees go weak.

offering him drinks and flirting with him as they sit and drink together, watching him squirm as they hit on him. the poor boy doesn't know whether or not they're genuinely flirting with him or just being nice.

gaz finally finds out when price is holding onto his thighs while he fucks up into him, nikolai gently stroking his hard, leaking cock while he covers his beautiful, dark skin in kisses and hickeys. "doin' so good for us, kid. takin' me like you were fuckin' made for it," price mutters in his ear, only hearing whimpers in response.

they switch positions, letting gaz lay down over the pool chair. price fucking his throat while nikolai slams his cock in and out of gaz's once-tight hole.

gaz mumbling around the thick shaft that he's so close, needs more. "gonna cum, baby boy? yeah?" nikolai mumbles against his throat, biting down on the tender skin. gaz nods rapidly, his body trembling as price pulls his cock from his pretty little mouth and strokes it.

he sticks his tongue out while he waits for price's hot, sticky load to cover his face. gaz's moans get louder and more high-pitched as nikolai pounds his cock against his prostate, stroking his cock and milking every last drop of cum from him.

price finally shooting his load all over gaz's face, getting most of it in his mouth while he watches his husband's thick cock fuck into him. nikolai filling gaz with his seed, pulling gaz's hips into his to make sure he gets it as deep as he can.

ermm sidenote dnt bully my writing i know it's bad but BRO i need to get this stuff out of my brain and on tumblr cause u guys r freaks !! <3

[can-u-like-stop]

Ghost tries denying to Price that he and soap have something going on between them but he does so by comparing it to Nik and Price’s relationship, unaware that they are literally engaged

[wrylu]

[octopiys]

CoD Incorrect Quotes (I'm back for this bitches)

Soap: When i first joined the force, Lieutenant Riley told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Gaz: They are!

Soap: FOR REAL?

Gaz: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Horangi: The first time König opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Ghost: Soap just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Graves: What are your names?

Alejandro: Don't tell him, Rodolfo.

Graves, writing: Rodolfo...

Alejandro: Crap.

Rodolfo: Nice going, Alejandro

Graves:

Rodolfo: Uh oh.

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Graves: Is it still visible? Where Alejandro slapped me?

Soap: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Rodolfo: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Ghost: A palm reader could tell Alejandro's future by looking at your face.

Gaz: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Graves: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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König: Damn, the power went out.

Roach: Don’t worry, I got this.

Roach: *stomps foot*

König: What-?

Roach: *Sketchers light up*

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Soap: Ghost is off with a medic, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Gaz: Why?

Soap: He's like 90% of my impulse control.

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Gaz: Is this your plan B?

Price: Technically, this is plan P.

Gaz: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Price: Yes, but I marry Nikolai in plan M.

Nikolai: I like plan M.

[gomzdrawfr]

some commission work I did

[luci4theminorannoyance]

Could you write Nikolai x price x ftm!reader in a poly relationship together hcs ty!!

a/n: sure!! I didn’t know exactly how to write this one, so enjoy!

Nikolai & price:

-both of them are morning persons so you better bet their up at 5 AM. But they always let you sleep in or make breakfast so it’s worth it

-the cds in the car will consist of classic rock and metal and those are the only options unless you beg for them to change it

-probably got a big dog to ‘protect you’ when their gone on missions even when you can hold your own just fine. But that dog is an absolute push over snuggly dog

-cuddles. All the time. Everywhere. Be it with you holding Nikolai while price is behind you, or if your the big spoon- no matter what. Cuddles.

-they have both tried one of your T shots once even if they definitely shouldn’t

-overall the most lovey, silly, goofy boyfriends <3

[gothicflowers]

For all my Nikolai lovers go listen to Velezibob on Reddit. His audios are Incredible and reminds me of Nikolai😍

[callofdudes]

✨COD as text messages✨ (incorrect quotes)

(may or may not scar you)

Soap: I need to go to the hospital.

Gaz: Why?

Soap: Everytime I close my eyes I can't see!

Gaz: Idiot.

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Rudy: Wanna come over? No one's home 😏

Alejandro: Be there in a few minutes 😍

Rudy: K

Alejandro: I'm here where are you?

Rudy: I told you no one is home

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Price: Hey do you have any condoms I could use? I really need one for tonight.

Soap: Captain?! WTF!! Do you realize who you just texted?

Price: Ya I know that I texted you son. And I also know that you have some. I need one is that ok? I don't want to make the same mistake again.

Soap: Is the mistake me?

Price: ...

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Gaz: Dude what is your street name?

Soap: Lil Marco

Gaz: You live on a street called Lil Marco?

Soap: Ohhhh you meant my address?

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Alejandro: How do you spell 'me'?

Rudy: ummm... M and E

Alejandro: You forgot the D

Rudy: There's no D in me...

Alejandro: ...I can fix that

Rudy: I'm blocking you

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Nikolai: How was Price's surprise party?

Soap: it was great! We scared the cum out of him!!

Nikolai: Soap that's not funny.

Soap: omg! I'm so sorry I meant cum

Soap: NOOOO! I meant we scared the *CRAP out of Price!

Nikolai: ok because the other ones my job :)

Soap: ...

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Alex: Dude how drunk was I last night?

Gaz: Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose.....

Alex: Then what happened?

Gaz: You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming "ITS GETTING AWAY ITS GETTING AWAY!!!!!!"

Alex: I hate you more then words can express....

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Soap: Simon there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Soap: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Soap: Simon

Soap: Ghost!

Ghost: Ghost is dead. You're next. Love, Moth

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Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Laswell: Are you in a meeting?

Price: No, why?

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Soap: You're so beautiful.

Soap: Let me take you out. I wanna get you a table at Liv

Soap: Boy I wanna write a song about us

Soap: What u want me to call it?

Ghost: Restraining Order

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Alex: What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

Gaz: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Alex: OK, I will ask Farah

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Price: How is practice going?

Ghost: Terrible I want to stab everybody here

Price: Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes

Ghost: You're a military captain you shouldn't be codoning this

Price: Don't tell me how to live my life

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Soap: Dude

Soap: Buttholes are like pockets

Soap: Like you can store stuff up there

Soap: And keep it safe

Gaz: no they are not

Gaz: do not do that

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Soap: Hey

Ghost: Hey

Soap: How are you

Ghost: I am fine. How about you?

Soap: I've been better

Soap: I'm actually really surprised you texted me

Ghost: You texted me

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Price: Hi babe, what are you doing?

Nikolai: Nothing much, 'em really tired. Just going to sleep now babe. And you?

Price: In the club standing behind you

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Gaz: So, I hear you like bad boys

Alex: Yea

Gaz: Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything but my bedtime is 7:00, but I go to bed a 7:02!! WHAT NOW!!

Alex: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???

Gaz: Idk, I just like living dangerously

Alex: MARRY ME!!!!

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Soap: How could you?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!

Soap: Oh, sorry Simon That was meant for (guy)

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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Nikolai: You got a letter.

Price: Ok.

Nikolai: From the bank, I think.

Price: Ok.

Nikolai: Tasted important.

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Ghost: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Soap: Isn't Gaz there?

Ghost: Yes, but I like you more.

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I don't know where this idea came from. I found a few funny screenshots that made me think of these guys so I went down a rabbit hole to make these. I'm sorry for any trauma these may have caused 😂. Let me know if you want to see more!

[geasthewritingrat]

Nik: who cares what gender someone is when you can just vibe with them?

Price: exactly!

Nik: oh what a homosexual you are.

[kalimarinu]

nikprice painting date. - spitball

[ relationships : nikolai x john price (romantic) ]

[ warnings : 3rd person pov , reader not present 🖤 , quarreling old men , i know nothing about painting , i say the f-word (pardon my french) ]

[ notes : thinking so hard about nik and price having a painting date 🧎‍♂️ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AGGHH ]

i can imagine them painting on one huge canvas together. and i feel like john would have a painting hobby when he was younger, so it’ll probably be half a masterpiece and half looking like a kid’s finger painting (don’t tell anybody, but the ‘worse’ side is probably nik’s. still amazing though)

but they bicker like an old married couple on what to actually paint. it takes more time to agree on what to create than it takes to actually do it

then i just know nik has the urge to put just y'know.. put some silly little brush strokes on john’s cheeks mid-way too. & suddenly it’s impossible to resist, that very decision turns into a fucking painting fight and soon enough their faces and painting overalls are both covered in acrylic paint (they are so immature, sigh)

eventually, they do finish the painting after possibly a couple hours. price spots the many very small mistakes but nikolai assures him the painting is wonderful, and they both (especially him <3) did lovely. (he doesn’t trust nik)

or better yet, they are painters. like professional ones who actually have a clue on what they’re doing. painter!nikolai meets painter!price and move in together and live a happy ever after? yeah, i’m about to implode

i can see nik being more into painting portraits with gouache, and price more of a landscape painter, using oil paints.. and somehow their paintings still complement each other’s perfectly— color, composition, style, everything. they are meant to be

nik wears a bright red painting beret just for the jokes and funnies, and when his husband mentions anything about it, even one word, he says, “but you’re wearing that boonie hat? while painting? really? that accessory is practically your baby.” and then price goes on a rant on why his hat just needs to stay on. (yes, he still has his hat even in this au, how could he not)

[deleteddewewted]

I need more people to start writing fics where Nikolai breaks Captains Price in half while giving him backshots. I need that slutty waisted father of three to get his ass bred and demolished by his 50-something-year-old Russian multi-millionaire husband.

Tell me Price doesn't get his back blown out by this fucker. These two spent so much time in their youth sending one another letters and you expect me to think they haven't given each other a blowjob or two before deciding to just adopt orphaned war criminals together?

[hedgehogsaretheultimatelifeform]

Kinktober 2023 Day Nine

Overstimulation

John Price (x Nikolai)

Nik had been gone too long, like always. Maybe he had finally realised that this was an issue, and that was why John was clutching a package from him in his hands. As he stared down into the box, Price thanked fucking christ that he had taken it back to his room before opening it. He didn’t want to think about what Laswell or Alex would say if he’d inadvertently opened a box of dildos in front of them. He’d never be able to forget it, especially if that got back around to Nik, who’d probably suggest inviting them to watch or something (and that didn’t sound that bad, now he thought about it…)

Price tipped the box out onto his bed and tossed the fucking pink tissue paper aside, as he stared down at the pair of toys Nik had sent him. A new dildo, bigger than anything else Nik had got him since he’d introduced John to the things a few months ago, and what he realised wasn’t a second dildo, but a wand. Price frowned. He’d done a little (a lot, maybe too much) research on toys himself, and he’d only read about wands in reference to female anatomy, which he was… lacking in. 

Clearly Nik hadn’t gone too mad, as he’d included a hand written card with fucking instructions on how John should use it on himself. John flushed as he turned the card around between his fingers. Nik didn’t think he was that useless, did he? 

Maybe, he should prove that he wasn’t. He should use Nik’s present, and make him a little thank you for it. 

He had to wait for the stupid things to charge first, so he ended up lying across his bed, lazily stretching his ass open with one of his other dildos, wanting to be sure that he could actually fit the new one inside him. The issue was, it was thick. John could take long ones easily, but one that thick would do him in, even before he made it vibrate, which it could do, according to the scroll wheel he’d found on the bottom when he’d been looking for the charging port. 

Fuck, what was Nik trying to do to him? Besides the obvious, make him cum his brains out; but a dildo that would surely make him cum on its own, vibration not withstanding, and on top of that, a wand?

Fucking hell, he was in for a treat.

He rolled over to grab his phone. He hadn’t even thought about how he was going to film it yet. What was the best view for Nik to have… or, the best view for him to give? Nik was trying to torture him with the potential of these toys, so why shouldn’t John return the favour?

He could film just his back, as he fucked himself on the dildo, giving a show certainly, but not focusing on the thing that Nik was clearly interested in: the wand, to be used as directed. 

It was an easy set up to put together. He propped his phone up on his desk chair, preparing a space at the end of the bed for himself, starting the video with just the dildo sitting on the bed, secure thanks to its solid base, lubed up and ready for him. John kept his back to the camera as entered into frame to climb onto the bed, leaning forward as he knelt around the waiting dildo, triple checking that the things he would need were in front of him.

Show time. 

John sighed, settling himself on his knees, reaching back to pull his ass open, showing his spread hole to the camera, before sitting up and letting the blunt head of the dildo hit his asshole. He exhaled with a hiss at the pressure. He’d prepared himself, lubed up the dildo beyond reason, (fuck knows how he was going to explain needing new bed sheets again), and this was still going to be a stretch. 

John swallowed, grounded himself by gripping his thighs, and pushed his hips down. 

It stung at first, making him choke, screwing his eyes shut as he pulled up and whimpered when he felt empty. He needed it back already, and committed himself to pushing himself all the way down onto it. 

The deeper the toy went, the easier it seemed to be. He groaned, reaching behind him to feel the base of the dildo, shaking when he realised that he’d gotten the entire thing inside of him. He paused for a moment to relish in his success, before finding the scroll wheel, and turning it up as far as he could. 

John screamed, his hand flying up to his mouth, shaking as the dildo, already pressed right against his prostate, went from complete stillness to intense vibration. Precum was leaking down his cock when he was finally able to pull his head down, locking his hands around his thighs as he rocked his hips back, whimpering with each tiny movement, struggling to keep his eyes open as he reached for the wand. 

He gasped when he clicked it on. It was on the lowest setting, and it was this loud? He picked up the instruction card, and showily tossed it aside. He’d studied it earlier, and knew the motions Nik had suggested for him by heart. He was going to keep this bit for himself, though. First, to check Nik knew what he was on about, and second, to tease Nik with the idea of a further show, save something for later, or some such. He made it look like he was stretching, hard with how tight his gut and balls felt, just to show what he was holding in his hand, before bringing the wand down to touch just under the head of his cock. 

He saw white as he came, almost losing feeling in his fingers as he shot cum into his blankets (fuck), but he refused to remove the wand from his dick. He sat up straighter, pushing as far down on the dildo as was possible, and clicked up a level on the wand. It was so damn loud, the recording would have to pick it up. 

John let his head fall back, Nik’s name freely falling from his lips as he pushed the wand in a wobbly line down his cock, past his balls to press at the skin just outside of where the dildo was sunk into his ass. 

Fuck, he was still cumming, semen dribbling down the sides of his cock as he writhed, tears running out of his eyes as he turned his body so the camera could see his face. He held it there as long as he could, before he turned the wand off, dropped it and rolled onto his side, shifting around to pull the dildo out of his ass with shaking hands, unable to focus on anything but the feeling of the blanket under his skin. 

All he could do was breathe.

For minutes, all he could do was lie there and breathe, coming back to himself, until he felt strong enough to drag himself up, going to the bathroom to gulp down some water, and take a few photos of his ruined face. 

He checked through the recording quickly, cut out the minutes of him lying in bed at the end, and sent it off to Nik. He knew he wouldn’t receive a reply anytime soon, so he got cleaned up and took up Ghost’s offer to go out for a drink with the rest of the team. 

Nik replied when it was his round, and John was waiting alone at the bar. 

John. 

You know doing overstimulation alone is dangerous. 

John sucked a breath in through his teeth. What was I supposed to do? Not thank you?

You could show me what I had told you to do.

The instructions weren’t that clear.

Johnathan.

Nikolai.

You prepare your ass for when I get back, because I’ll make that seem like nothing.

I’ll look forward to it :)

[wrylu]

nikprice but they're that frog

why do the frogs have an ass, though?

[octopiys]

Omg imagine:

Price: Soap, tie your shoes please you'll fall

Soap: No! I'm a big boy I can do what I want. *proceeds to fall stright on his face on his first step*

It's not as funny as it was in my head but still🤭

~🐸

RAHHHH NEW ANON🐸‼️‼️‼️

Some more incorrect quotes (I'm bored at work)

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Ghost: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Soap: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Ghost: Yes.

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Gaz: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Soap: Gaz, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Gaz: ...

Soap: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Gaz: ...

Soap: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Alejandro: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Graves, coming into a meeting looking disheveled and 10 minutes late: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Price: If I run and leap at Nikolai, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Price, running towards Nikolai: Coming in!

Nikolai: No! I’m holding coffee!

Nikolai: *Drops coffee and catches Price*

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Price: Soap, please tie your shoes, you're gonna fall.

Soap: Price, I'm a big boy.

Soap: I can do whatever I want.

Soap: you're not my dad.

Price, unfazed: you done?

Soap: yeah.

Soap, turning away: *trips and falls*

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Horangi, doing crossword: I need a long word for-

König: t-rex.

Horangi: ....what-

König: t-rex

König: but the long one.

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Rodolfo: I ran into Alejandro in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off

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Roach: Last week, König tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Gaz:

Gaz: oh my god.

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Gaz: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Ghost: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.

Gaz: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

Gaz: or Jimmy/John's.

Soap: hey

Price: hey

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Ghost: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Graves:

Graves: What?

Ghost: Good luck.

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Ghost: You’re an idiot.

Soap, grinning: That’s the charm.

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Soap: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Ghost: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

(Later)

Ghost: fuckin' hell, wait a minute-

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Uh because I've seen it a lot recently here is your reminder that Gaz erasure is NOT welcome on this blog. I love him sm. Gaz appreciation :D

[toucandrawz]

Sketch/doodle dump

The last one is me trying to get better at drawing gaz’s face, since I haven’t drawn him much and wanna be able to draw him. And then the rest is Prikolai/Nikolai