#the problem is KIDNAPPING

[platoapproved]

[radiance1]

Danny: So whatcha got there?

Fright Knight: Looks down.

Fright Knight: A pile of photos?

Danny: No. The child. THE CHILD!

Tim: He's my new caretaker.

Fright Knight: Nodding

Danny:

Pariah Dark: Calmly walks into house

Danny:

Billy: Waves

Danny: Father what the fuck-

Pariah Dark: He looked hungry, and without a guardian.

Danny: Holy shit they kidnapped two kids.

[bignattybear]

wearing jeans with my tits out has me feelin like Tiernan

so where the fuck is Uncle Jake???

[serailovesbagelsetc]

There was zero reasons for this scene to be so hot

And yet

[noughticalcrossings]

Hunt

A white hart galloped into the hall, pursued by a white brachet and thirty pairs of black hounds

A scene from Le Mort d’Arthur for @mortiscausa ‘s palette challenge

[butchdiaz]

lowkey feels like tim wants two things in equal capacity rn which are

1. buddie canon

2. to live out his cheesy Bad Horror film dreams

and the result feels like trying to make ur barbie dolls kiss while ur house burns down around u

[sandeewithtwoe]

First meetings!

Eventually, they settle on naming Murder “Dust” because “Something” and “New” just weren’t good names

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas

Murder/ Dust belongs to Ask-dusttale

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

In case you can’t read my handwriting:

Killer: Hey, welcome to the team! What’s your name?

Murder: … Sans

Killer: No- I know you’re Sans. I meant what’s your nickname?

Murder: Then call me… Murder

Killer: “Murder”? No, that won’t do, you need to change it

Murder: What? Why should I?

Killer: ‘Cause it’s too close to my name!

Murder: What’s your name then?

Killer: Killer

Murder: You’re right Paps, that’s a lame ass name, he should be the one changing it

Killer: Excuse me?! Why should I change my name?!

Murder: ‘Cause you’re a dumbass, that’s why!

Nightmare: (This was a good idea)

[thesummerestsolstice]

Maitimo has visions, up on the mountainside. (At least, he'd like to think they're visions, and not hallucinations or figments of his scattered mind). He sees wide open plains, covered with spring flowers. Green forests full of birdsong, clear mountain rivers. Two children– who can only be his– with his gray eyes and proud, Finwean features, who follow him around like little ducklings.

Those visions are what keep him from succumbing to despair, during the long, cold nights on the cliffs. The idea that one day, he will be free again, that he'll roam Middle-Earth, that he'll have a family and children like he's always wanted to. That's enough for him.

He holds onto that hope, over the long years of his recovery, and the as the Long Peace grinds on, he really believes that things will get better. That he'll be able to fulfill the Oath, cast off the Doom of the Noldor, and live happily in the free lands of Middle-Earth.

And then the Bragollach happens, and the Nirnaeth, and the Second Kinslaying. And it dawns on Maedhros, slowly, and then all at once, that there is no way out for him. That there was never a way out for him. That the visions on the cliffside were never real and neither was his hope. After that, the only thing still dragging Maedhros on is the relentless pull of the Oath.

And then, after Sirion, Maedhros looks through Elwing's tower, searching vainly for the Silmaril. He doesn't find it. He does find two small children with dark hair, gray eyes, and their father's Finwean features. He recognizes them. He's not sure whether to laugh or cry.

[mollysunder]

The Medarda arc of s2 struggled to be good, because the plot viciously smothered it. You can argue that Arcane was never about politics but you cannot say the Medardas were never explicitly a family defined by politics. So when the show shifted it's priorities from a drama steeped in political conflict where even though the setting was fantastical the stakes were grounded to a shift where magic is the end all be all threat to humanity, the Medardas are rendered largely irrelevant.

In s2 Mel's agency over her own story is both largely stripped from her and poorly communicated. Arcane has Mel abducted from the plot to be the Black Rose's captive. Even when Mel manages to free herself it's not through the traits the audience understands are her strengths, her cunning and social intelligence, it's through an innate instinct that natural to her and indecipherable to the audience.

Ambessa as a character is more or less a villain of convenience, which would be fine if she wasn't immediately following Silco's act. Once Mel is removed from the story Ambessa is largely disconnected from any emotional tension fuels conflict between the characters and previously drove the plot in s1. She's there to play the worse bad guy for Caitlyn and then give Viktor the man power for the Glorious Evolution.

It's frustrating to see the Medardas used the way they are in s2 because when they're together I can see how it could be good. When they're together Mel forces emotion out of Ambessa. In Act 1, Ambessa proved she could do circles around Piltover's court, which could actually put Mel in a tight spot.

Their final scene on paper sounds like a good idea where the true resolution to Mel and Ambessa's story was that Ambessa saw Mel's own ruthless behavior as she not only betrayed Ambessa to the Black Rose, but used her as BAIT to double cross LeBlanc. Ambessa died proud that her daughter killed her the way she did, and that's so cool and tragic, but the execution was a flop.

One, their final fight is completely unimportant to the actual Glorious Evolution, Mel's grief can't even be a highlight because it's interrupted by Viktor's mind trap. Two, their fight didn't rely on any of Mel's actual strengths, just magic and the poorly explained MacGuffin LeBlanc gave her. How did Mel even know it would do that?

It's like the writers had the bones for a great story for the Medardas, but then they're like the world's worst archeologists and fit those bones together in the worst way possible because they were convinced the bones made a stegasaurus instead of a T-rex or something.

[moghedien]

wheel of time show is garbage unless they let Moghedien kidnap two kids and pretend they're hers in order to try to create a milf persona to attract Nynaeve

[starry-songs-canvas]

Have you seen this Red Hood?

Here’s another prompt for y’all, although it may have been done before, idk.

Jason is missing. Has been for months. This isn’t like his usual disappearances, as he’d made plans and had things going on at the time. All they have to go on are the men in white suits that were nearby before he went missing.

The entire Bat-clan has been going absolutely insane, all the Rogues have been on lockdown ever since his disappearance was confirmed. Batman even asked the Justice League for assistance, and not even the Supers can hear him.

Meanwhile, Jason is just enraged that these Buffoons in their stupid suits caught him (somehow) and despite their frankly incredible incompetence, have managed to keep him prisoner in this stupid lab.

Jason, bled dry after their most recent “research session” hallucinates freaking kids coming to rescue him. Yeah, no, he’s passing out now.

TL:DR: Jason gets captured by the GIW, and Danny and his friends find and rescue him, and take him back to Amity Park.

[jackexmachina]

love this moment where castiel just stands back to watch sam wistfully, but then dean sees him watching and has to be mean for No Reason At All <3

[hauntedgarden95]

idk maybe rook getting kidnapped by elgar’nan would have fixed me

[bignattybear]

taking my tits out in the chapel is allowed, actually

[poetry-protest-pornography]

We all agree that Min rode Q in that car, right?

[felixcosm]

Say whatever you want about Dylan's Russian being rusty but WOE.BEGONE is like one of the only podcasts out there that has slavic characters that aren't the big bad villain.