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I linked this bew read car pet imy room!
I’m ljke a celberty!!!!
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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Submissive & Breedable (Obey Me!)
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You tell the brothers they're looking very submissive & breedable...in front of others.
»Characters: Demon Bros + seperate Dia & Barb mini stories at the bottom.
»Tags: ⚠️🔞 Suggestive 18+, Shitpost, Bulleted Style fic, Gender Neutral, Levi Is Precious
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Lucifer:
"Luci! You're looking highly SUBMISSIVE & BREEDABLE today!" You screeched in the hallway, waving a hello at him. Everyone stared...in horror.
Lucifer.exe has stopped working
Rebooting
You did not just say that to the avatar of PRIDE
His eyes narrow & he gives you a small tight chilling smile before grabbing you by the collar & dragging you away
"I see. You're confused about your place. Very well."
You're severely regretting every choice you made that lead up to this moment
But also kind of turned on
Diavolo tried to step in but even Barbatos stopped him, shaking his head
You were gone for three days
You came back on crutches
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Mammon:
He was doodling something on the board. You slap his ass in front of the entire class. "How's my submissive & breedable demon today?"
"HEY! NO TOUCHIN'! Grrr!"
Blushing furiously
[Secret happy Mammon noises]
His human wants him!? ♡
tsun-tsun activates tho
"The Great Mammon bows to no one, especially a dumb human!"
"Okay nevermind then. Levi where are you!?"
"Wait! Come back!!!"
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Levi:
"Leviaaa...chan!" You sang out loud in the full common room. Levi looked up from his console & blushed in surprise. You strode over to the couch & pet his head. "You're looking very submissive & breedable today!"
P A N I C
you finally did it
you broke the otaku
Poor thing is a confused stuttering mess
Tries to leave the room in a hurry & keeps tripping
It's humiliating but you know he secretly likes it
After all you're claiming him in front of his brothers...so openly!!!
Finally makes it to his room & texts you
"I'm ready! I'll be a good boy!"
Originally, you were only teasing, but ran towards his room like lightning
Hes so pathetic I love him so much
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Satan:
You saw Satan chatting with a few friends at lunch. You come up behind him & scratch behind his ears. He was a little surprised but let it continue. He was practically purring. "That's my little submissive & breedable demon."
He did not process what you said
Continued purring
Looks around at everyone giggling
"Huh?"
...
ohshitohshitRUNNNN
You spend the entire day running around RAD
The largest cat & mouse game anyones seen
Mammon was taking bets on your life
After RAD, you manage to run to the cat cafe
[Achievement Unlocked: Death, Diverted!]
Satan pet all the kitties and forgot about lunch
Meowww!
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Asmo:
Every morning Asmo flirts with you at the breakfast table. For once, you decide to play around & tease him this morning. You say your hellos to everyone before looking directly at Asmo. "You're looking very submissive & breedable today."
He froze mid-bite before launching his food at Beel
In the blink of an eye, he starts taking his clothes off
"LETS GOOOOO!!!"
He starts chasing you around the house
Lucifer chases after him to cover him up
Everyone else joins the chase to stop Asmo
You were all late to RAD & Lucifer handed you extra homework for the chaos that morning
You got a text mid-class
"I'll catch you later! ♡"
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Beel:
You decided to stop by the RAD gym after Beels practice. He was happily chatting with his team when he saw you & waved you over.  You decided to tease him in front of his team for fun. You got on your tippy toes & cupped his face, he smiled & nuzzled into your hands. "Oh very submissive & breedable today, hm?" You purred.
His eyes widened
He looked thoughtful for a moment & smiled brightly
"You mean you right?"
What?
UNO REVERSE [DJ Air horn effect]
He smiled & picked you up, slinging you over his shoulder
He ran out the gym with you as his team cheered
A few whispered prayers for you
Let me live my feral beel dream
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Belphie:
You & the brothers head to the movie theater. Mammon keeps picking on Belphie to stay awake. You intervene. "Leave my precious submissive & breedable demon alone."
He let out a soft chuckle
"Is that how it is?"
Slips into demon form & wraps his tail around your waist
Clings to you & doesn't let go
"Only me right? Everyone else can fuck off."
Levi starts whining
Him & Levi have an intense simp-off
A wild Mammon joins the battle
Lucifer had enough & punishes them all
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Bonus
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Diavolo:
You & Diavolo were studying alone together. He kept looking to you & sighed. You asked what was up. He blushed. "You're looking very submissive & breedable today. I was told it was the highest compliment one could give." He said sheepishly.
"You need to stop hanging around Solomon."
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Barbatos:
You went to visit Barb in the kitchen. You hug him from behind. You open your mouth & before you can even speak, he whips around & gives you a small knowing smile. He grabs your chin and presses his thumb on your bottom lip.
"How about you enlighten me on the subject?"
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bonafideyapper · 1 month
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THE TRADER'S DAUGHTER - cooper "the ghoul" howard x female!oc (part 4)
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*THIS IS A DIRECT CONTINUATION OF PART 3** (guess what? I LIED when I said it would be past/present/past/present, enjoy whatever this is.)
Warnings: language, badly written smut, mentions of body hair (has to be a normal occurence in fallout bc theres no razors out there????), dbf!cooper, P in V sex, unprotected sex, ghoul fucking, unprotected irradiated creampie, Rad Away as birth control, as always not proofread
a/n: Alright! I’m not fully happy with this, but I DID promise a part 4 tonight so here she is in all her glory. Still bad at writing smut, deal with it. (Even tho I’m bad at writing it this is basically just smut with like, small plot points strewn about.)
Word count: 2.1k
previous part - masterlist
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Previously, on The Trader's Daughter...
“Ohh, ya want me to touch ya, huh?” Cooper spoke in a hushed tone so as to not alert to her father in the next room what was about to happen. “What happened to you’re too young for me?” He squeezed her thigh with a strong grip, a wide grin coming to his face as he coaxed her thighs open. 
“Coop, I-” Daisy breathlessly whispered, overwhelmed by the man and his voice and his hands. Lord have mercy, his hands, those hands that she had dreamed about touching her in ways that would make angels cry. The hands that had strangled a man to death for threatening her. 
“I want you to touch me.”
“Well now darlin’, I can touch you however you want me to. But this ain’t gonna be no casual fuck. If I touch you now, you’re a marked woman.” Cooper whispered against the shell of Daisy’s ear, his scarred hand scooting closer to where she craved him most. He could tell she was flustered, and he loved that even after years of being hardened by the wasteland, he still had that panty-dropping effect on members of the fairer sex. 
“You sure you want an old man like me to irradiate that pretty little body of yours, flower?” Cooper kept his voice low, fully aware of his friend snoring less than ten feet away. 
Daisy’s mouth was dry and she would kill for some water. Somehow she managed to whisper back, “I’ve been on the surface a long time too, Cooper. I can handle a little rad poisoning. Got a good supply of Rad Away stashed away.” 
Cooper ran his tongue over his cracked lips, intrigued by the spice coming from the sweet little lady falling apart and he hadn’t even started to touch her yet. “Yeah? Sounds like you’ve been waitin’ a while for a moment like this, sugar. Hell, if I’d’ve known you’d been waitin’ for me this long I would’ve made my way back to you sooner. Could’a gave you another pretty little gift.” His hand reached for her necklace, letting his large calloused digits linger around the little white pearl. He could feel the breath trapped in her chest and swore he could hear the thumping of her heart trapped behind her ribs.
A decade of yearning had led her here, and Daisy was latching on. “Can I um, can I tell you something, Coop?” She felt like a teenage girl again as she looked up at the ghoul inching closer and closer to her, until his knee was slotted between the two of hers. If her father were to walk out now, they could probably play off the position as platonic, as an old friend leaning closer to get a good look at someone they hadn’t seen in years. A wave of nerves rushed over her as she watched him nod, calming herself as she thought about how he was much less of an intimidating figure without that old cowboy hat perched on top of his head. 
“You’re like, the guy I modeled my dream man after-” Daisy froze when she heard a shift to her father’s snoring pattern, bringing her awareness back to her surroundings. Cooper swiftly grabbed her chin to force her attention on him. “Uh uh, attention back on me, sweetheart. It’s just us. Now, you were sayin’ about how I was your perfect man?” As he spoke, his hand crept closer to the belt still fastened around her waist, taking his time and being disrespectful in his slow movements to pop her pants open. With each point the woman listed about how he was the model, he dipped one more finger down the front of her pants. 
“W-Well yeah, you’ve always been a very honorable man. Always take care of the people close to you.” Daisy tried to keep the conversation as casual as she could but still put up no fight as his fingers dipped below her waistband. She cautiously scooted herself down in the chair to widen her legs for him, blushing when he clicked his teeth, “That’s a good girl. You gonna keep bein’ a good girl for me, flower? Keep tellin’ me ‘bout myself.” Cooper smirked at her, his fingers ghosting over the skin of her stomach.
Daisy swiped her tongue over her lips, desperate for some kind of moisture in her mouth. She’d gladly accept it if he spit in her mouth, and actually, she wanted it. She’d do anything for him, especially if it would keep his hand sinking further down. “I think that you’re a good protector, a great shot back in the day. I’d totally outshoot you now.” She had to throw in a little jab of attitude towards him, wanting to see where it’d get her. “Like the way you talk, always callin’ me some kind o’ pretty-” 
Cooper could’ve lost it right then and there when his fingers slipped through the soft curly bush coating her puffy lips, “Look at that, sweet girl, you’re soaked and I ain’t even really touched you yet.”  He bragged, letting his finger tap against her clit a few times to watch her twitch, “And princess, as much as I wanna hear that sweet voice of yours scream my name, gonna need you to be quiet for me. Think you can do that?” He whispered to her as he sunk two thick digits into her dripping hole, shoving the same fingers on his other hand into her mouth to silence her when her jaw went slack. “Bite down if you need to; I won’t mind.” 
Daisy was on cloud nine, needing to grip the table to hold herself together. She couldn’t tell if this was really happening, not until she felt his weathered fingers brushing against that little spot inside her, building up a tight knot that he was eager to coax from her. She wrapped her pretty little lips around his fingers and then Coop thought he was on cloud nine— he’d get those pretty little lips wrapped around something else soon enough, but right now he was committed to teasing her and making her cum with his fingers. Y’know, had to see if he still got it (he did, he was shocked to find that it took less than five minutes of manipulation for her to gush in his hand with a muffled moan as he clasped his hand over her mouth.) 
Daisy closed her thighs around his hands and tried to let her head tip back, half-lidded eyes staring up at his as he dug his fingers in her mouth and pulled her head up to look at him. She whimpered at the loss of his fingers and watched as he licked them clean, a bright red tinge on her cheeks. 
“Sweeter than any peach I’ve ever tasted, flower.” Cooper ran his finger over her lips gently, letting her taste herself on the digit. She damn near couldn’t see straight and here he was, still egging her on. “Now, princess, think you can stay quiet for me?” 
Any kind of strong-woman act that Daisy had created for herself in her lifetime had dissolved in an instant, turning to putty in his hands and feeling like she was a virgin all over again as she begged him to fuck her. “Please, Cooper, please- I’ll be quiet, I promise. Please, please-” She whispered, keeping her eyes locked on his to show she was being serious. “We can go downstairs, won’t have to worry about dad.” 
Cooper pushed himself back from her and stood up, holding his hand out for her to take. “Come on then, pretty girl.” Daisy was quick to stand on her shaky legs, not seeming to care about the wet spot that had formed between her legs. She grabbed onto his hand and essentially dragged him down the stairs, pretty eager for a grown woman. Hey, again, Cooper reawoken her teenage dream, Daisy is in no way to blame for her actions. Without having to think about his actions, Cooper easily tossed the girl around like a ragdoll. Their bodies combined in a mixture of clashing teeth and lips and limbs blindly grabbing for each other. Daisy slung an arm around his neck to pull his head closer to her, channeling a lifetime of desire behind her kiss. She’d never been kissed like this before, none of the boys she had messed around with during her girlhood had ever touched her the way Cooper had been 
She didn’t have to be told twice, Cooper had barely muttered a “get these off” while pulling at her pants and she had dropped them down around her ankles. She kicked them off and smiled wide when he put his hands on her again, this time to easily lift her up onto the countertop. Daisy locked her legs around his waist and whimpered softly when he broke away from her, already begging for him again, “Coop, please don’t stop yet-” “Aw, darlin’, I’m not stoppin’ shit.” Cooper cracked a sideways smirk, “Not gonna keep you beggin’, either, even though you sound sooo pretty.” he let her dig her hands between them, watching her eagerly take his belt off in the dark backroom of the storefront. He made short work of pushing his pants down, reaching down to grab her thighs and pull her closer to his front.
Daisy helped him out a little by scooting her hips forward, just barely hanging off the side of the counter. She couldn’t help but notice how large his hands were against the flesh of her plump thighs as he grabbed on her, wishing she could see more of him in the dark. She wondered how the years of radiation exposure had affected his dick, but didn’t have to spend long on that thought before he had lined himself up and thrust into her. “Oh fuck-” As soon as the words slipped out of her mouth in a moan, Cooper had that hand slapped over her mouth again.
“Nuh-uh, none of that now, flower. Gonna- fuck- gonna wake up your old man. Don’t want that now, do we?” Cooper whispered against the shell of her ear, barely able to hold himself together now that he was inside her and damn-near feral. He smirked as she nodded against him, her eyes still trained on his. “Good girl.” he whispered as he painstakingly pulled out of her to just the tip, only to slide right back in and bottom out with his hips flush against hers.
Daisy whimpered against his hand and reached up to hold it firmly against her mouth, not wanting to risk not being his good girl. (Also not wanting to risk her dad walking in, but to be honest, she wasn’t thinking much about him when Cooper was between her thighs.) She couldn’t think straight, her mind was completely occupied with himhimhimhimhim. Part of her still felt like this was a dream as she mumbled something against his hand, something along the lines of “don’t hold back.” She figured he could understand her because instead of that painfully slowwww process of teasing her, he started fucking her. And this wasn’t like any of the meaningless fucks she had before, this was with a grown man, a man who had been changed by the immense suffering he had been through before he fell into her life. He was fucking her like his life depended on it and she was drunk on every second. 
Cooper didn’t know how long he’d be able to last with her walls gripping him the way she was, with her pretty brown eyes locked on his the entire time. It was much more intimate than he had intended for this to go, he had wanted it to be a good fuck but not one that would leave her wanting more. He had things he needed to do once he left her in the morning, and he hoped that this would be enough to tide her over until he could come back to his Daisy. 
Unbeknownst to him, she’d be joining him in his next adventure, whether he wanted her to or not. 
“Fuck, darlin’, where do you wan’ me to fin’sh?” Cooper groaned out softly, digging his scarred fingers into the soft skin of her hips, hard enough to leave bruises to remember him by. His words had started to slur together more than usual with that accent of his. Daisy whimpered as she leaned up to press her lips to his, gripping onto the back of his head to keep him close to her, “Told you I got enough Rad Away to stock a Super Duper Mart, where d’ya think I wanted it?” She still had that snippy little attitude to her even after Coop did his best to fuck it out of her (although that hadn’t been the primary goal, it’ll continue to be his goal as long as he continues to fuck her.) 
His smirk lit up his face as he bottomed out in her one last time, his hips faltering a bit as he happily pumped her full of his unfruitful seed. He kept his eyes on her face as he watched her- what, third? orgasm take over her. He had lost count after he made her cum the first time with just his fingers. Gentle in his movements this time around, he pulled out of her slowly, taking a second to lean back and watch the cum leak from between her thighs. A satisfied smirk never leaving his face, “Where do you keep the Rad Away?”
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melon-cream-enmu · 1 year
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Lucifer, Levi, Asmo, Belphie, Barbatos, Luke wearing plus size Mc’s clothes
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Lucifer
•You’d stayed the night in his room, as you often do, but this time it had been for a movie marathon.
•You had FINALLY convinced him to watch your favorite movies with you. Getting him into comfy clothes, however, was a bit harder.
•You got him to put on some sweatpants however, which is a blessing when you can manage to get it. But no shirt.
•The whole time you were watching movies, his arms were around you and you were between his legs.
•His hands tended to wander under your hoodie, rubbing your tummy or your back, sometimes just grabbing handfuls of your tummy and smirking at you when you’d turn around and glare halfheartedly, which he’d answer with a chuckle and a kiss to your temple.
•You’d actually stayed up until 2am together, something Lucifer never did outside of working.
He’d woken up earlier than you, naturally. You were a human and needed much more sleep than he did. It was still fairly early, 6am, so he thought he’d go downstairs to the kitchen and bring back something for breakfast for you both. He got up carefully, trying not to wake you. He brushed your hair away from your sleeping face, and noticed you’d discarded your hoodie at some point. His room did get fairly warm at night. He found it at his feet on the floor and, not wanting to pull out a shirt for himself, he threw it on. Even tho he’s tall and fairly muscular, he looked tiny in comparison to your hoodie. It was…nice. And it smelled like you. He looked over at you with a small smile before walking out of the room.
‘No one else should be up, they’re never up this early when they don’t have RAD.’
He was wrong.
Walking into the kitchen, he heard commotion in the dining room and before he could turn and hightail it back to his room, Mammon walked into the kitchen.
“What….are you wearing?”
Lucifers back was to him and he slowly turned, steeling his face to its usual glare.
Instead of backing off like usual, Mammon gasped.
“YO! He’s wearing Mc’s hoodie! Guys look!”
And with that, five more brothers piled into the room.
“Look at that, Lucifer’s gone soft.” Jeers Satan.
“Literally! That hoodie looks so comfy, I’m jealous~” Asmo says with a pout.
“Why are you all awake?” Lucifers brow twitched.
“You guys had the speakers so loud we could hear your movies all over the house.”Belphie grumbled, “nobody got any sleep.”Lucifer hears a click and looks over to see Levi, DDD in hand, and face shocked. Lucifer all but lunges for his phone, deleting the picture.
But not before sending it to himself, and deleting the text of of Levi’s phone.
Levi
•The protagonist is supposed to give the love interest their clothes, not the other way around! So says Levi, at least.
•In all honesty, after the first time, it becomes a common thing. He’ll just, waltz into your room, rummage around in your closet while you’re at rad, and you’ll come home to him in his room, gaming or snoozing away in your shirt or hoodie.
•But it started when you two were watching a new anime and the protagonist gave the love interest his jacket when they got caught in the rain.
•He’d looked down at you tucked into his side and got a bit jealous. He was too small to give you any of his clothes, even his long hoodie jacket thing wouldn’t fit you.
•He loves you, curves, rolls, pouches and all, so he’s really just mad about himself, none of this negativity was directed at you.
•When you’d turned and caught the look on his face as he zoned out, you asked what he was thinking.
•Not fully aware of the question you asked, he blurted out “m..my clothes are too small.”
•When his brain registered the confused look on your face, his lit up red.
“You’re clothes are too…small?”
Shit…he can’t not clarify, he’d look dumb. He pulls you closer and buries his face in your shoulder.
“I can’t give you my jacket…I can’t be a proper protagonist if I can’t give my love interest something of mine.” The sweet smile on your face grows and your hands rub his back.
“That’s fine, I don’t really need any of your clothes, it’s ok.” He pulls away with a serious look on his face.
“It’s not ok, how will people know you’re mine!” He says before he can fully think over what he was saying. His eyes shift between yours and his fists clench on your thighs. The smile on your face calms him, though when you pull your shirt off and hand it to him, his heart resumes it’s racing.
“W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“You can have my shirt, that way people will know that you are mine.” He clenched the fabric in his hands, relishing in its warmth that still lingered from you before shifting his eyes back to you bashfully.
“It’s ok if you want to put it on, I won’t look.” The way you cover your eyes with a playful laugh makes him all giddy inside. After a moment you hear shuffling and his weight shifts on the mattress you’d gotten him to lay in his room for when you came over. His hands shakily grab yours and pulls them away from your eyes. Your shirt falls slightly off his shoulders, which are now red from the blush steadily creeping down his neck. His lips curl up in a small smile when he sees the look on your face, his chest feeling full with pride at the fact that you’ll only ever look at him that way.
“There he is. My handsome hero.”
Asmo
•Big hoodied Asmo go brrrrr-
•He loves wearing your clothes, the second you started dating, the first time you took off a hoodie you were wearing while hanging out in his room he scooped that thing up and immediately threw it on.
•Oh this is your hoodie? No it’s not :D Asmo’s now.
•Usually didn’t sleep in anything but now he sleeps in a pair of your shorts/boxers and one of your shirts.
•This man is absolutely whipped for you.
You came over to his room to watch him film a makeup tutorial for his deviltube account. You were also going to stay the night in his room. When he paused his recording for a transition shot, you got up and shed your hoodie.
“I’m going to go take a bath, if that’s ok?”
He hummed before making a grabby hand motion at you and planting a kiss on your lips when you walked over to him.
“Don’t have too much fun~”
You rolled your eyes with a smile before making your way to his bathroom. Although it’s more like an indoor pool at a fancy hotel.
When you’d dried off and returned from the bath Asmo was still seated at his vanity, finishing up his video. You hadn’t realized he was wearing your hoodie til you were unable to find it on the floor.
“Babe, have you seen my-youre wearing my hoodie…”
He winked at you through his mirror as he wiped off his makeup, “Indeed I am, my little bunny~”
You smile at him before coming up to him from behind and snaking your hands beneath the hoodie. He hugged his sides, effectively caging your hands in his arms.
“Your hands are always so warm.” He leans his head back and looks at you expectantly. You lean down and place a kiss on his nose, to which he answers with a pout. You race back to his bed as he jumps from his seat and chases you down with a laugh. He catches you by his bed, pinning you down with frenzied smiling kisses.
Belphie
•The SECOND you started officially dating and he’d caught you wearing your hoodie he started pulling at your sleeves-
•”This. I want this.” “My hoodie?” “Yeah, give it.”
•Since you gave him your hoodie he gives you one of his pillows, because your hoodie smells like you and the pillow smells like him.
•When either item loses the others scent, you’ll swap them for a new one, you give him a new hoodie that you’ve been wearing and he gives you the old one, and you give him the old pillow and he gives you a new one, scent now reacquired for when your apart.
•You’ll find that the cuffs of your hoodies are always a bit stretched out when you receive them back, as Belphie has a tendency to pull them down over his hands.
•Isn’t shy at all about wearing your hoodie while at RAD, how else is he supposed to sleep in class when he was forbidden from bringing a pillow with him?
As soon as you sat down in class Belphie grabbed your hand and pulled.
“Give it, it’s in your bag, I know it is.”
You huff with a smile and pull your hoodie out of your bag and hand it to him. He smushes his face into it, breathing in your scent, before leaning over and placing a sweet kiss on your lips.
“Love you.” And with that, you take your seats, yours strategically placed in front of his to hide him while he naps in class.
Barbatos
•Is the least likely to be seen out and about in your clothes. Not that it tarnished his butler image or anything, just that he’s hardly seen out of his suit.
•He does enjoy wearing your shirt however. It’s comfy, softer than his suit or any of his loungewear for that matter, it smells like you, but what he loves the most about it is the sentiment.
•People may lend bodies or jackets to friends occasionally, but they almost always expect it back.
•You don’t ask for your shirt back. And yet it somehow never loses your scent. Perhaps because he doesn’t wear it often, but.
Luke
•pLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR HOODIE, ESPECIALLY IF ITS LIKE FROM YOUR SCHOOL IN THE HUMAN REALM HE’D FIND THAT SO COOL
•No but seriously, he sees it as a grand gesture of your friendship.
•Always washes it and promptly tries to return it, but every time he tries you just tell him “oh can you hold on to it for me, you can wear it if you like.”
•When you have sleepovers in purgatory hall, he likes to sit close to you when you watch movies, nestled into your side like a child would to his babysitter.
•He always makes sure to roll up the sleeves of the hoodie to make sure it doesn’t get in the popcorn or snacks. Which he always offers to you before taking any for himself.
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babybammargera · 2 years
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Things bf Bam does for the sole purpose of annoying you.
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He'll get bored if you take naps without him.
So he'll probably let you sleep for a little bit.
But then he'll probably yank you out of bed of jump on you.
On the other hand he's awful when it come to waking him up so those are your only options to get him out of bed.
Hes always mocking you when you get onto him about anything. So you'll have to eventually result to "Damn it Brandon listen to me"
But arguments aren't usually serious.
Pranks. So many pranks.
Like he pranks you as much as he pranks the guys and sometimes worse.
He's tried to get you with the clipper pranks (luckily April stopped him)
Fireworks in the most inconvenient times and places.
Silly string attacks while you're trying to get ready.
Or throwing you in the pool if he gets the chance.
And as I've said before he's the type of bf to straight bodyslam you onto whatever (bed couch beanbag chair etc) is closest to you.
Will 100% chase you around with spiders.
Taking a shower? Yeah he's turned on the cold water on you.
Locked a skunk in your car one time. (Honestly tho it was probably more Novaks idea tho bc Bam drives your car more than you do)
Probably trashed your room during the prank war.
But felt bad bc how you reacted and spent the day with Ryan Raab and Dico cleaning it up
Will whine till you agree to go with him to set or the skate park.
Whines even more If you didn't see him land his "fucking rad" trick.
"BABE THAT WAS SO SICK DID YOU SEE THAT?" cue whiney Bambi when you say you didn't.
If you're eating so is he. Even if you've already split your food with one of the others.
He won't get his own food or snack tho.
"Bam seriously get your hands off my food I just got that. Go get your own."
"Why would I? you've got food right here. And you're already sharing with Dico anyway its only fair."
Sleepy Bam after shoots/filming days insists on having all of your attention even if you were on set right along with him.
Like will make you sit or lay with him for the sole purpose of sprawling out on top of you and telling you all about whatever he's currently hyperfixated on.
He watches the same 5 movies on repeat.
Also can't sit still for the life of him.
And can't keep up with anything either.
So your bag has more of bams (and his friends if it's a group outing) belongings in it than your own.
His keys. A spare pair of his bitchy sunglasses. A beanie. His lighter and cigs. Some random stuff of Ry's too.
Probably more than that tbh.
He gets so hype and wild listening to music.
So never expect peace during a short car ride.
Can't ask him to hold your drink anywhere bc he'll forget and drink it.
Honestly I could go on and on for days but I'll keep it short.
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28 25 & 14 for the artist ask game :^)
14. Any favorite motifs Oh this made me think hard- asdkfjs perhaps the wishful answer is that I try to lean into uhhhh "scene" visual motifs for lack of a better word?? Stuff you'd doodle in your notebook in class. I like really pointy and sketchy lines, exaggerated proportions w/ big hands and feet, and bright neons. I like horizontal stripes and checker patterns. I say all this and then have no idea if that actually comes across in my work lol, I think I could (and should) go crazier with it. I think mostly cause I've been drawing a lot of my OCs who are in very high fantasy settings so my stuff has been pretty subdued
25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by Oh my gosh I get told all the time that I seem like I was a kingdom hearts kid, which is so fair because I always admired it from afar but I never had a playstation/a way to play it, so I knew very little about it other than that I thought it looked cool as hell. I do think I drew from Nomura's style tho, just from cultural osmosis. I think lot of the fashion/stylistic insp in my stuff that people attribute to KH actually comes from yugioh skaldfjs
28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines) I feel so lucky that I've gotten to do so many rad art community events of all kinds in the last few years! When I was in university I helped found an art club with some friends and we always did tons of trades and challenges and stuff so I really developed a taste for a it and met a lot of people who are into event organizing, including my partner, who is out there organizing art events with every spare waking moment they have lmao. They've literally put on several mini art fights for various fandoms at this point, it's crazy. As for zines,I've participated in good handful of fandom zines by now, but I've been particularly stoked to get to actually help organize some original zines that are focused on OC content, and that's been soooo rewarding. I really enjoyed ackee's OC food zine too! I participated in leidensygdom's secret satan art trade event this past holiday season and had an amazing time! And of course, I've also been having fun doing art fight since 2020 and hope I can find the bandwidth to participate again this year! God that got so long, I just really like community events cause it staves off the Social Media Ennui, and reminds me why art is fun and rewarding, you know?
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obeymedweeb · 9 months
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Short MC🔞
Walking in the halls of RAD was always so uncomfortable for you because you were intimidated by all the tall demons around you. But you slowly got used to it since you lived with the brothers.
But once they all got closer to you they'd tease you about how short you are.
One day it was so bad that they all ended up you all had a little fun IYKWIM🤭
Walking down the hallways of RAD after your last class to get to your locker is hard. There's big crowds and cuz of how short you are compared to the demons it's hard for you to get through.
Even saying excuse me or trying to be polite didn't make a change most of the time. You were also scared of most demons knowing they could eat you up if they wanted to.
Suddenly you feel a pair of hands grab your waist and pick you up bridal style. "Lucifer??" Your cheeks a light pink "I-i didn't need your help" you pout and look away. "Oh really now." As he makes way through the crowd you both get to your locker and he places you down gently. "T-thank you" he's smirking down at you when he notices you can't reach your lock. He chuckles and opens it for you grabbing your stuff and putting it away.
"Don't worry MC I'll let Diavolo know to get you a locker at the bottom" he pats your head lightly. You nod and look away embarrassed. He towers over you pinning you against the lockers with his other hand on your chin making you look him in the eyes.
"Now darling what's the matter? There's nothing to be embarrassed about." You can't form any words and your now a blushing mess. Lucifer then hears people in the back whispering about them. So he grabs your hand and you both leave.
Now back to the house your run straight to your room seconds after opening the door. Lucifer with a surprised look of your sudden action but he shakes it off. Belphie is in the kitchen peeking his head out. With food in his mouth he asks "What happened?". Lucifer responds with "I'm not sure she'll come back for dinner tho."
It's dinner time and everyone's at the table except you. Then you walk through the doors. You're wearing a long oversized shirt with short shorts. And the outline of your jugs and ass are visible. But they all think you look adorable. As usual you sit next to Mammon and Satan at the end of the table.
"Guys what are we having today for dinner..?" you then notice they are all looking at you. A few seconds of silence fill the room. You look down feeling embarrassed. Mammon says stammering "J..just uh some random stuff like always " you look at him giving him a soft smile.
Levi then gets your attention "Hey MC wanna play games in my room after this I got a new game I think you'd li-" Asmo then smacks his face with his makeup bag. "Oh come now we know MC will be spending the night with me right darling?" "Uhhh I actually had work to catch up on..." you scratch the back of your head.
The food finally gets to the table and from across the table Beel asks you if he can feed you. You nod and step up from your chair and lean over the table putting your hair behind your ear taking a bite from what he was offering. Mammon next to you looks at your arched back down from your ass to thighs. Satan gives him a death stare but also looks at you. Beel can see your cleavage since he got front view. His face turns pink and tries to avoid your gaze.
"Mmmm thank you Beel that was yummy" you say giving him a smile. "Of course MC". Belphie teases "MC you're so short you almost have to get on top of the table to reach to the other side." Your mouth drops feeling offended almost but you pout arguing how you aren't short and they're just tall. "Don't worry tho honey, you looked adorable from that position." You explode with everyone looking at Belphie shocked especially Lucifer. "That's enough Belphegor" Lucifer shoots him an ugly look and Belphie just rolls his eyes winking at you.
Satan lightly pulls on your cheeck making you gasp. "S-satannn" when you turn his way he grabs your other check and squeezes them both. "Belphies right you know" You look at him in the eyes blushing intensely. He cups your face and you melt into his touch. He thinks of you as a kitten. You snap out of it realizing they're messing with you.
You get up from your chair and andgrily wall to your room. And everyone looks at you as you leave. Lucifer quickly runs to you and grabs you from your waist and the other hand is covering your eyes. He whispers in your ear"Where do you think you're going darling?" Your breath gets heavier and your heart pounds faster.
He softly kisses your neck a few times and a faint moan escape I es your lips. "You're such a good girl MC."
(Now I've read a few and heard demons can smell arousal and I like that idea so YEA)
Mammon was the first to smell it since he was your first. Then so on, and so then Lucifer picked you up bridal style and took you to his room. He has the biggest bead in the house so yea. They all followed. Once inside Mammon snatched you and pinned you down against the bed. "SO you're a good girl huh MC? Show me then" He kisses your neck licking your neck tracing up to your lips kissing you so sloppy.
You enjoy every second of it only you couldn't catch your breath. So when he separated from you, your breaths were hot. You look down at his pants and see a bulging his pants and it's pretty big. You gulp as he sits up and signals you to unzip his pants and play with him.
Everyone else watches but Lucifer is ticked off from him taking you away. Anyways you sit up and with an innocent look on your face you unzip his pants and take that and his pants off looking up at him from time. His cock springs out, and it's rock hard. He put his hand on top of your head to move you down to it. Your on your knees bent forward and your breath hits the tip.
He can feel it and it starts to twitch. He cam see your ass from his view and he wants to pound you so bad from back there. You look into his eyes one last time and all you see is lust. You start slowly sucking his cock
GUYS I CANT FINISH 😭😭 THIS IS TOO MUCH
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thetragicallynerdy · 2 years
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fungi anon back with a request for your opinions on socks
Fungi anon I love you very much, yes, here is my opinions on socks and the different varieties of socks (this got long oops) Socks in general - Love them. Yes. Big fan. Keep my feet warm and keep me from getting blisters when I wear shoes. 10/10
General crew socks - Eh. I like them a lot more on other people than I like them on me. 6/10
Work socks (cotton) - My absolute fav. I will wear you until the end of time. Still mourning the loss of my favourite pair that got big holes earlier this year. 11/10
Work socks (woolen) - Best in theory, worst in practice. I am allergic to wool so feels like wearing the worst itchiest socks ever. 3/10 purely because they look rad as fuck
Ankle socks - Very useful. My summer go-to sock because I can't wear shoes without socks. Hate wearing them around the house though, they are Only For Walks. 7/10.
Knee high socks - Extremely helpful in a very specific circumstance (when doing deadlifts to protect your shins from the knurling on the bar, which is very sexy of them truly), otherwise are too tight and make my calves look terrible. I own like 4 pairs with cool unicorns on them that I have not worn once since I stopped being able to do deadlifts. 4/10.
Over the knee socks - Unhelpful for deadlifts because the bar would catch on them on my thighs, and do not meet CPA (Canadian Powerlifting Association) sock requirements. Very sexy on other people tho. 10/10 on other people, -1/10 for me personally.
Toe socks - The Worst. Sensory hell. -50000/10
Toe cover - I don't even know why they make these like what is the purpose?? (Please don't tell me I am sure there are Fashion Reasons but I do not care.) Always fall off. Sensory hell of the 'my sock has slipped off and is bunched in my boot' variety but like, just on your toes. 0/10
Invisible - Extremely useful for wearing ballet flats and not hating your life because of sweaty feet. Impossible to ball together unless you literally tie them in knots around each other. 1/10.
Mesh socks - WHO HURT YOU. WHY. NOT EVEN SEXY LIKE MESH TIGHTS. -100/10.
Fuzzy socks - Or fluffy socks, but like the too-soft all the fuzz comes off on your toes variety. Too soft. All the fuzz comes off on your toes. I have slipped in them which is a safety hazard (OSHA alert). 1/10 but only because they are nice sensory feels when I put them on my hands.
Slipper socks, specifically the one pair of slipper socks I have that I love - BEST BOY. Keeps my feets warm and also has sparkles on them. Fits over my regular socks when needed and also over my skinny jeans and my shapely (thicc) calves. I love you. You are my fav. 100/10.
This has been my Opinions On Socks thank u for coming to my second Ted Talk
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wait lemme tell y'all about how Italy made me trans
*disclaimer, I was already iffy abt my gender and working through my own feelings. I looked pretty androgynous and was like "fuck it what's the worst that could happen."
*my program coordinators were dope and made sure I felt comfortable as a soft transmasc person, especially when going to religious sites where there was significant gender segregation
ANYway
Got yelled at at outgoing airport, but didn’t get pat down. Mad about shit I had in my pockets, but no issues with the binder!
Used the mens bathroom exclusively at the airports (gross y'all live like this?)
Got on the flight, correctly gendered by flight attendants every time (he/him)
Made it through customs nonissue. Literally the most chill customs agents—barely looked at my passport. like talking in Italian and not giving a shit. peak
Used mens bathroom when I got to Italy again exclusively. Was able to get my own room so didn’t have to worry abt roommates 
Presented male throughout Italy. Almost got accosted by a street vendor by the colosseum but that was more of me being American than being trans. Literally had to dodge and bolt bc he was coming at me I was cornered against a wall all while my friend was watching, concerned but amused from afar.
So many hot men in Italy. I’m sorry, but my dumb gay ass was dying.
Also EXTREME gender dysphoria around Italian youth. they didn’t all look like Timothee chalamet in cmbyn but they were pretty goddamn close. 
Italian bathrooms are superior to American bathrooms. There I said it. Except for the mens bathroom at the Roman forum, but there were a bunch of international tourists there, so what can I expect. 
Got called “sir” by Italian folks, which was rad. 
Walked around at night alone. Needed to run to a convenience store late and went by my self. Told my friends where I was going but otherwise wasn’t afraid. 
Was designated the navigator™️ by all my fem friends when we were hanging out. Designated “keep an eye on things” and watch out for creeps, which was super validating. 
Went to the great Italian mosque where women had to wear head coverings. I was pre-everything (HRT, surgery, etc) at the time so the coordinator of the trip talked to me about it beforehand. Passed well enough where it wasn’t an issue. 
Also went to the synagogue where they had all the mean wear (Jewish head coverings) I was given one, but my friends told me the rabbi hesitated, like he couldn't tell.
But I was getting pretty wiped by this point so I sat outside for a breather. I'm scared of organized religion #TraumatizedExCatholic
Spent the evenings alone often and worked with trying to get my top surgery consult scheduled. 
The end of the trip was quickly approaching and I realized it didn’t want to come back to the US, not just because Italy is wonderful, but because I’d be coming back to a world of misgendering, discomfort, and depression. 
Obvi I had to go back tho, and here’s where the issues started.
Leaving Italy was fine, no issues there
Had to get my passport checked again when we got to Paris. Customs hesitated but let me through. 
As I was in line to get off the plane, they were checking passports again. The French official took mine and spend a good minute just looking at me back and forth before saying “ah, you got a haircut.” 
I just nodded bc obviously I didn’t want to be detained in Paris. No use in explaining anything. 
When I got to the door, they pulled me aside again for a “random security check.” 
The rest of my class was on the flight already. I was one of the last people in the kiosk to board. 
They went through my luggage—i only had a carry on. The guy checking me seemed to be American 
Swiped by hands for chemicals
Took my passport and asked “are you a girl?” And it was like being punched. 
I said yeah and explained that I’m trans. He just kept asking “so you’re a girl, right? You’re a girl, you’re a girl??”
And I’m like, yeah. Sure. 
So then he goes “no hard feelings, yeah?” And returns my passport. I’m like, yeah. 
Then I board the flight FINALLY 
Got gendered correctly by the flight attendant, which was rad 
Landed in the Atlanta airport, fuck Atlanta. Just generally but I also got “miss” and “ma’am” by security a bunch, which fucking sucked.  
Man FUCK atlanta
Absolutely exhausted at this point so I didn’t even give a fuck
Landed back home and was able to get back
Oh yeah, had my wallet stolen with 80 euro, my military id, covid card, and a bunch of other important stuff, so I couldn’t get back into my dorm.
Fortunately, one of my friends was an RA and able to let me in, so I got back, collapsed in bed at 3 am and woke up abt seven hours later 
and now im a Dude!
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thekeatoncadet · 6 years
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I WILL get a camera that can capture things glowing in the dark one day and you can all be awestruck by my rad as fuck children
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l3v14th4nscxmslxt · 2 years
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HEY HEY CAN YOU DO THE OBEY ME BROTHER REACTING TO TRANS!READER???😋
Brothers with a trans! Boyfriend!
Ft: trans male mc! He/him!!
Part 1! Part 2! (Not made yet!)
CW: needles, cussing, dysphoria, established relationship
Fem aligned Dni
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Idk if you mean like what their relationship would be like or coming out to them but I’m gonna write both!! Idk if you wanted trans male or not but I’ll probably make a more Gn!/non-binary post soon that’s similar!! This might be long sobs but ty for the request and I hope you enjoy it!
Older brothers!
Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan
Genre: fluff/comfort
Lucifer:
Coming out to him:
Would be really supportive probably give you a hug and kiss your forehead and just let you cry or just stay in a comfortable silence. Just holds you and tells you how lovely and brave you are for telling him even tho he’d already had figured it out.
“My prince it’s alright, I love you dearly nothing will ever change that”
Helps you adjust and change your name in the records at RAD. Buys you a super expensive binder that’s like the best quality if you don’t own one already. And asks you if you need anything from him to help you feel more comfortable.. also would help pay for your surgeries/ Testosterone if your looking to get it.
Your relationship w him:
Would be honored to help you with taking t shots if you’d let him.. he’d let you hold his hand/shoulder if it hurts
Would lend you his cologne if you don’t own some already…(totally not bc he gloats the fact that you now smell like him and takes pride in it)
Let’s you in his study and sit on his lap or lays you down and holds you with your head on his chest and whispers sweet nothings in your ear if your dysphoria is acting up
If anyone misgenders you consider them dealt with you’ll probably never see them again… bc he said and I quote “it was taken care of”💀
Mammon:
Coming out to him:
sees you sobbing and stuttering to get your words out and Kinda low key freaks out.. not bc your trans but bc he doesn’t know how to react and comfort you well his gears are turning and steam is coming out of his head..
“Baby boy c’mere.. I ain’t really good at this whole comfort thing but.. just know that yer precious to me my treasure I’ll love ya forever okay, The Great Mammon will always be here for ya. Now let’s get ya cleaned up yeah?”
Hugs you and let’s you cry and rant if you need to. You to end up cuddling in one of his shirts while your latched onto each other.
Relationship with him:
Would probably freak out if you asked him to help you with your T shot. Would be to scared he’ll mess up or hurt ya but would end up doing up bc he wants you to feel as comfortable as possible and is a little flustered at the thought that you trust him to help you
Throws all his clothes at you… he’d take you shopping the next day but prefers you wear his clothes bc “I ain’t wasting my precious grim on yer stupid clothes when you can just where mine ya got that!” really just wants to see you in his t shirt gets really possessive and holds you with his face in your neck loves the smell of yours and his mashing together he gets that stupid grin on his face.
Beats the shit out of anyone who misgenders you/bullies you and cussed them out.. you might to to pull him off “STFU YOUR JUST JEALOUS MY BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST MANLIEST MAN IVE EVER SEEN !! YOU DONT EVEN COMPARE TO HIM!.. right MC- Oi?! why ya dragging me off they deserve it?!” He’s a bit much with it but he means well and you know he loves you he’s trying his best- 💀
If you’re comfortable/had top surgery with it he likes to lay his head on your chest and play with your hair (if you’ve had top surgery he likes to kiss your scars if you let him)<3
If your dysphoria is acting up he picks you up and drags you to his room and leaves to make you both ramen and bring snacks bc you’ll now be stuck in his room cuddling and watching movies while he comforts you and smothers you with affection till you forget you were even upset abt your dysphoria in the first place.
Leviathan:
Coming out to them:
Starts shaking but silently wraps you into a hug and puts his face in your hair to calm down and breathes bc he’s scared his words won’t come out right.
“H-hey it’s ok I’m h-here, you’re still my Henry you always w-will be so don’t worry ok? Lets go in my room we can play your favorite game if you w-want I can grab some of your favorite snacks and we can maybe.. I-uh h-hold each other or something IDK ah-!”
You embrace him tighter and smile at him and thank him for being so kind and accepting. He shoves his whole face in the crook of your neck to gif his heating face.
Relationship with them:
Would be super understanding and supportive I head canon him to be trans or at least a Demi boy and I feel like he would relate to wishing you had something somebody else had.
Would be rlly good at helping you if you were having a bad dysphoria day would grab all your favorite snacks and play your favorite anime/ game w you. And he won’t put up any fight if you wanna be super affectionate bc he knows you both love it and you want his comfort rn. Spooning in the bathtub…yes..
Won’t usually play games w you that have limited character options and if so he lets you pick yours first and always opts to letting you play the character you wanna play first before him so you feel comfortable..
Would not! help with your T shots would probably faint if he saw the needle by your body.. he’d be to scared to pierce you with anything and his hands would shake sm but would offer to hold your shirt from behind and hold his hand will you do it if you want he’ll probably bury his face in your hair or neck and doesn’t wanna look either tho..
Literally drowns anyone who misgenders you and gets rlly possessive.. he’d wrap his tail around your waist and hold your body and hiss at them. “He’s my normie boy so you can fuck off”… then proceeds to summon Lotan to drown the bitch who dare insult you.
Also would freak if you ever wore his clothes and would casually let you borrow his after you shower or just need a change of clothes his face would get so red… he’d see you wearing his clothes with it being oversized if you’re smaller with a bit of the shirt hanging off your shoulder and might shriek.. “y-you look hot I-I mean AH! You look nice in my clothes b-but ah don’t get them dirty that’s limited edition ok!” >////<
I’ll make a part two soon!!
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obeiii-mee · 3 years
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Hello! Can I request an hc about a shady MC who's not phase by anything in Devildom with the brothers (and Diavolo?? he deserves love!!!)? Like, when Luci's like "i CaN KiLL yOu hUmAN", MC's reaction was like "Oh... congratulations then." i need more shady mc who may or may not be planning to ruin your life😂😂 Thanks and take care!!❤❤
The Brothers + Diavolo with an MC that is not phased by DevilDom
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Pls I need more shady MC, they would not take any shit from the brothers. Put any Gen Z-er with these guys and you’ve got yourself a suicidal and reckless human exchange student.
They wouldn’t know what to do with one of those ahaksbakanhaka you’re right, Diavolo deserves all the love >:(((((((
You better take care too >:( thanks for sending me this big brain request. I’ve been preoccupied with other projects so I took a while to get to this ask. Hope you’re doing OK💙
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Lucifer:
-He thought having a human exchange student was going to be bad enough as it is but this…..this was so much worse than he could have ever imagined
-The moment you arrived, he already knew you were going to be a problem child and a persistent one at that
-Literally the first thing you asked him was : “Why do you look like an off-brand Levi Ackerman?”
-And he was left there, astounded, confused and offended because he had no idea who you were talking about (cuz at that point you hadn’t met the third eldest) and the tone you had was, frankly, pissing him off
-You kept wondering off on your own????? Without looking like you gave a shit even though you almost walked into a butcher’s shop that specialises in human meat???? Tf MC?
-Also really irritated that you couldn’t be intimidated and that DevilDom was like a playground to you, for some reason? Like, MC get out of the fiery pits of eternally tormented souls- this is Hell, not the McDonald’s ball pit ffs
-Things did not improve for him lmao, by the end of the first week he had already ripped out a good chunk of his hair because of you
-“MC, you should know by now provoking demons like this for no good reason is only going to make life harder for you. Keep this up and you’ll get killed in no time because of your behaviour.”
-“Great, can we have a hip-hip and a hurray?”
-In the span of one day, he’s had to come to your rescue six times (approximately) because you’re too nonchalant about your surroundings around literal creatures of hell
-He doesn’t have enough coffee or will to live for this bs
-“Lucifer, I found this dead plant and brought it here because it reminded me of you.”
-“…..sigh. Why? Why does it remind you of me?”
-“Because it’s cold and unresponsive.”
-He made the consecutive decision to ignore you
-(low-key kept the plant tho)
-Honestly, you get on his nerves a lot and he has definitely contemplated killing you in the past but at the end of the day he really can’t bring himself to do it
-We both know he tried a few times lmfao
-“I will tear you limb from limb, human-“
-“Can I finish my tea first.”
-“You…wait, what?”
-“You’re crazy if you think I’m letting this tea get cold. Try to kill time before I’m done and I’ll smash this cup against your head.”
-If you try hard enough, you might even elicit a laugh out of him, especially if your shadiness is directed at any of his brother which results in him patting your head affectionately
-Nowadays he’s just concerned because you seemed to have made an alliance of sorts with Belphagour and Satan and that’s not a good sign
-For his sake, if not yours, at least try to survive the year without getting chomped on by a random demon please
-He’s too stubborn to let you die just because you’re unbothered by everything so cut him some slack and help out damn it
Mammon:
-“Oi Lucifer, how come I’m stuck babysittin’ this stupid human?”
-“And how come I’m stuck with this asshole for a tour guide, with his fake ass designer shoes and no brand sunglasses. That’s a lot of smack talk from someone with crow shit stains covering the back of his jacket. Also, did you stick your hair in a bucket of mayonnaise?”
-……..
-He was so offended lol
-Normally, humans like you cower in fear whenever demons are as much as mentioned because of the whole “I can eat you whole” thing
-And here you are; insulting the Avatar of Greed and one of the princes of Hell himself just because you didn’t like his attitude
-Don’t worry tho, he warms up to you in less than a fucking month simply because you still come to his rescue whenever his brothers start insulting him and wow, look at that, his heart is now combusting on the floor
-“Y’all have no right to criticise Mammon when he has the most self control out of all of you.”
-“Since when does Mammon have any self control? He can’t keep himself from nicking anything that looks shiny.”
-“Motherfucker, I don’t see him trying to choke me to death, respectfully pls shut the fuck up. I don’t want to say I have favourites but if I do, it’s definitely him.”
-While Mammon’s in the background, with hearts instead of pupils in his eyes like ❤️👄❤️
-He doesn’t even mind running around after you anymore (will still complain about it though because your ass is in constant danger and he’s had enough)
-Honestly, you keep starting shit with random demons, some of which are quite powerful mind you, and you don’t back down even when he’s there to step in
-Would low key love to watch you fight one of your classmates at RAD and organise a ticket selling booth for the event but Lucifer will hang him a new one if he does
-So for now, he sticks to baring his teeth at the aggravator in question and you’re there, giving the same demon the middle finger
-The way you sometimes match his energy gets him so hyped up lmao
-“Mammon, did you steal Levi’s money again?”
-“T’s none of her business human. Now go away, shoo!”
-“Bitch, don’t ‘shoo’ me, I ain’t a bird. Now tell me, did you?”
-“…..Why do you ask?”
-“Because a new flavour of instant noodles just got announced, called ‘Super Hell-Sauce Flavour’ and I thought you might be more interested in that than wasting the money on gambling.”
-“….ok but only if you come with me to buy some.”
-This…this is true love right here
Levi:
-Oh no, now there’s two of you
-Why do I feel like his energy would match MC’s almost immediately? Maybe it’s because he spends too much time in his room on the internet like the rest of us do
-“What do you want, you stupid normie?”
-“300…..”
-“….300 what?”
-“300 mangas collected, thousands of episodes of anime watched, over 60 character figurines, plushies, body pillows, merchandise and several posters only to be called a fucking normie by a demon weeb that’s only known me for 10 minutes.”
-Boom, instant friendship
-He becomes attached to you almost immediately and now that he knows how unphased you are by DevilDom, he is seriously worried
-Hell, you’re making him consider going outside his room just to make sure you’re alive and not dead in a ditch somewhere because you decided to get on someone’s nerves that particular day
-Even during the quiz thing, when he almost kills you, you’re just sitting on the floor and awkwardly watching him as he throws a sissy fit
-Levi feels sort of conflicted with you because one one hand you’re good company and he loves having you around, you’re his Henry after all
-But on the other hand, you put yourself in so much danger it makes him paranoid so often to the point where he wants to keep you locked in his room and wrapped in bubble wrap
-Nearly had a heart attack when you almost walked right into a pit of lava like MC???? This isn’t one of his video games???? You’re not gonna respawn if you die????
-Besides all that, he gets a bit jealous of you confidence and your ability to just do whatever without fearing death or consequence
-“MC, how do you do it?”
-“Do what?”
-“How do you go about your life without a care in the world?”
-“I guess I’ll tell you my secret Levi. I’m not like other humans that’s why, I’m just so unique I do things differently.”
-“You sound like a pick me-“
-As long as you’re OK and not injured because of your carelessness, he’s indifferent about your behaviour and will even applaud you for your bravery when it comes to this sort of thing
-“lmao the human exchange student just dumped Solomon’s cooking in the trash while looking him dead in the eye 💀💀💀”
Satan:
-Your attitude towards DevilDom and demons in general kept him entertained, if nothing else
-You rarely seemed to consider how much of a threat that place really is and usually you were just running around, completely ignoring Lucifer’s rules and doing your own thing
-Which, you know, he’s all about
-I can’t say there were no incidents between the two of you
-With his short temper and your tendency to say things without caring about the consequences, there were definitely moments when he might’ve snapped on you
-“MC for goodness sake, what happened to my room?”
-“What do you mean?”
-“It’s an absolute mess! I just told you to bring me my spells and curses book, not mow through everything!”
-“It’s not my fault this place is built like a fucking labyrinth. You should be grateful I went to get it for you at all, I almost tripped and died several times on my way back. Also, you should get a new ladder for your shelves. It did the broken.”
-“MC….”
-“Yes?”
-“You are so lucky I love you.”
-Other than the fact his anger takes over him when things like these happen, he not so subtly encourages you to keep going because seeing Lucifer scowl at your antics gets him wheezing his lungs out
-I like to think Satan would be very impressed, even in the beginning, at the amount of nonchalance you can radiate at times
-I mean, you sure as hell don’t see it often and he loves how unpredictable you are more often than not
-If anything, he should probably thank you-idk how, but his patience has increased significantly every since you got here and he appreciates having some more control of his emotions
-“I’m gonna go put oil in Lucifer’s shoes.”
-“Do you have a death wish?”
-“Satan, I am old enough to make my own decisions and I concluded that this action is necessary.”
-“Necessary for what?”
-“Raising everyone’s morale! All of you seemed to feel down lately so I thought this would be fun for everybody!”
-“Except Lucifer, right?”
-“Except Lucifer. He grounded me from my D.D.D like I’m a fucking teenager who needs to be supervised-pssshht, I’m the most responsible one here.”
-“Yes clearly.”
-“Goodbye dear Satan, I may die today. But it’s for the greater good! (Dramatic exit with sound effects)”
-“WAIT MC!”
-“(pops head back in) yes?”
-“May I offer you my assistance?”
-You’re basically taking turns pranking his brothers and it’s hilarious
-Satan is not too worried about your well being simply because he knows his siblings and him are always going to be nearby to save you if you pull something stupid again
-Even so, he checks up on you throughout the day; just to make sure
-“Where were you?”
-“Running from a bunch of demons. Who wanted to go munchy crunchy on me, I assume.”
-“……”
-“Either that or people here are a lot friendlier than originally expected.”
-You can be such a handful and it really tests him, especially when he’s angry enough to begin with
-But despite your amazing talent at either getting completely lost around Hell, purposely walking into a prohibited place just because you felt like it or riling up others with how blunt you are, he still cares about you deeply
-You may be a pain the ass, but you’re his pain in the ass <3
Asmo:
-He should’ve known something was up with this particular human when you stood there, completely calm and collected, while Beel salivated at the thought of eating you on your first day
-Asmo just brushed it off for a while but it kept happening???
-The first time Lucifer ever told you off, you really went and said “Or what? Are you going to eat me? If so, you can go ahead and start with-“
-He came to your rescue and covered your mouth before you got to finish and before Lucifer unleashed his wrath on to everyone in that house
-“OOPSIE! I think MC has been spending too much time with me. Sorry Lucifer, we gotta run now! We have a party to attend, don’t we MC darling?”
-“You mean the one hosted by the guy that tried to kill me because I shoved into him on the hallway at school and then proceeded to tell him to go fuck himself right back into whatever hell hole he was born in before you came and charmed our way out of it?”
-“Yes.”
-“Ah OK. “
-You’re tiring for sure but you’re not exactly unlikeable
-You have a certain charm hanging about you that Asmo loves
-“I almost died like…30 minutes ago.”
-“WAIT WHAT?? WHY?? WHAT HAPPENED-MC ARE YOU OK???”
-“Yeah, I almost drank some poison today because someone told me it was water. It smelt off though so I didn’t.”
-“….”
-“Anyway, I got you this bracelet on my way home.”
-He really does wish you would take things a bit more seriously
-This is your life on the line, you know? What would he do if you died?
-“MC, you’re not immortal, you can die so much more easily than I can, you know that right???”
-“I don’t care.”
-“Well I do! And you should too….”
-A lot of people don’t see past his vanity tbh, because he can be such a caring person towards the people he loves
-The amount of videos he has of you appearing to be completely calm while pure chaos is descending in the background is pretty impressive
-Every time he uses his charm on you to try and get you to commit his sin, it just doesn’t work???? For some reason???? And even if it’s just with simple, innocent affection for now, he is determined to tempt you into it
-“MC~gimme a hug!”
-“But that’s social interaction and I don’t support it- do you have a charger for my D.D.D by any chance?
-Or at least die trying to ig
-Asmo loves having you around but you’re giving him wrinkles and that’s not okay >:(
Beel:
-The moment he realised how carefree you actually were, he sort of started checking up with you quite frequently throughout the day
-It’s his way of protecting you but if he could, he would follow you around all the time
-Becomes your body guard because you may not care enough about your safety but he certainly does so get ready to be carried everywhere
-You will not get hurt nor will anyone mess with you if he has a say in it and let me tell you, he does
-Thing is, his brothers mostly know him for being slightly dense in some aspects of day to day life
-He’s not perceptive of things that don’t involve food or his loved ones
-And because you most definitely are a loved one of his, he does notice how careless you are really often
-And it scares, rather worries, him because DevilDom is an incredibly dangerous place-even with all the precautions they had taken when you came
-“MC get down, you could fall.”
-“But Beel, look-I’m finally taller than everyone else! Taller than you even! Hey, should I do a backflip?”
-He has no idea why you thought jumping from 60 meter high cliff into a small river of squashed demon blood was a good idea but he wasn’t going to risk anything just because you felt like showing off your diving skills
-Proceeds to carry you away, completely unfazed
-In this case, I feel like Beel is not someone who gets bothered by the horrible things happening around there either
-As long as he has food and his family is safe and happy then he’s also happy, as mentioned above
-But he knows he’s alright with DevilDom because he’s been living here for centuries now
-A bit curious as to why you’re so unbothered
-And even more curious as to why you weren’t terrified of him transforming in his demon form after he lost control when he found out you ate his pudding
-Or more like Mammon did and pushed the blame on you
-“YOU. ATE. MY. PUDDING!”
-“Beel I love you but if you did not just see Mammon shoving the damn container in my mouth two seconds prior to this, then you might need glasses.”
-He apologised to you later for it but even so, you didn’t seem to mind like at all and he didn’t really understand why
-Unless you end up explaining why exactly you feel so indifferent about your life being in potential danger, he won’t really pry
-But now he has even more reason to follow you around like a lost puppy
-Since it’s clear you don’t really care about protecting yourself
-So now it’s his job to do it
-MC protection squad? Mostly Beel and Mammon
-ahhh he cute
Belphie:
-Oh
-You piss him off so much
-He’s trying to have his moment, you know?
-Finally getting that glimmer of satisfaction after killing a human as a way to avenge his sister’s death
-Trying his hardest to make it as miserable as possible because he has so much rage in him, he needs you to suffer
-“Harder Daddy-“
-“Oh fuck off.”
-Nah but for real, what the fuck MC
-Why does he even bother, he feels like he should be sleeping instead of dealing with your bullshit
-Even afterwards, when your future self shows up and he tries to kill you again, you look more thoughtful than irritated???
-Lucifer and Beel are literally holding him back from doing another Chocky on you and you’re standing there, looking at him with your eyebrows raised
-“Hey Belphie, I have a quick question. I know you’re trying to kill me and everything but do you like the colour blue?”
-“HUH??!?!”
-“It’s a simple yes or no question Belphie. Do. You. Like. Blue?”
-“WHAT DOES IT MATTER???!!!”
-“BELPHAGOUR, AVATAR OF SLOTH-YES OR NO, JUST FUCKING ANSWER!”
-“YES! FUCK YOU!”
-“Ah ok thanks. I like blue too :)”
-????????????
-Pls he felt like sticking his foot down your throat
-As of late, he’s kind of glad he didn’t manage to scare you away that day and that he didn’t traumatise you or something
-At the time, he was mad because he didn’t understand why you weren’t scared but now he just wants to make it up to you
-“You didn’t deserve any of that. I’m sorry MC, I won’t blame you if you decide to stay away from me now.”
-“Stfu dipshit, what’s gotten you so depressed? Did you have another fight with Beel? I told you not to eat the last slice of cake.”
-“Rude ass, I was trying to apologise for my past mistakes-let me repent will you?”
-“Said no demon ever. Now let’s go hang out you emo bitch.”
-Y’all vibe together on a spiritual level once that shit gets sorted out
-But he’s kinda scared you might pull out a knife on him ngl
-Obviously, you’re still annoying as fuck with that indifferent attitude of yours but he can live with it
-He appreciates the fact that you’re not scared of him, even after what he’s done
Diavolo:
-Ah yes, the future King of DevilDom himself
-He’s very enthusiastic about the idea of you having fun this year…..and to keep you alive….
-He, of course, expected a range of reactions from you when he first summoned you here
-None of which were “Ok but could you not have given me a heads up? Before the whole teleportation thing? I face-planted your onto marvellously polished the floor and now I think I lost even more brain cells than before.”
-He felt so bad gagajajahahwgehhsb
-He apologised for bringing you out here without any warning like that and then proceeded to introduce you to everyone
-Diavolo is actually kind of relieved to see you’re handling everything pretty well
-He thought that maybe DevilDom was too much for a human to deal with
-Meeting Barbatos also went incredibly smooth
-“Barbatos? The one that cleans the floors right? Big fan of your work, I could eat off the floor of the main hall.”
-He’s so glad to see you getting along with everyone and not getting intimidated by the brothers
-It gets him excited thinking about how the exchange program is gonna work and all three realms will be united
-But he’s not stupid so don’t think he’ll allow you to stumble around, getting up to all sorts of mischief
-He always has someone watching you because he would hate to see you die, despite being pretty fond of your carefree attitude
-“MC, please be careful. Most demons here aren’t all that nice.”
-“Aye aye Captain.”
-He fears that many demons would take your indifference as a challenge and try to assert dominance or something by kidnapping you
-As far as creatures of hell go, they love installing fear in people
-So he always keeps an extra eye open for you
-And he’ll be there to help you if something goes wrong
-But other than that, he’s pretty chill as well and he finds you so hilarious, it’s been a while since he’s seen someone as eccentric and dramatic as Mammon and Asmo
-Idk what else to add here, Diavolo is very accepting and as long as you don’t get hurt, he’s glad you can get used to your new surroundings so easily
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Al~
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The Day Out
GN!MC Summary: MC and Solomon spend the day out enjoying the wonders of the Devildom. The problem with this? They never told the seven Lords of Hell that they’d be gone for the day.  TW: Torture (Not to the MC or the bros tho), Injuries, Murder (Again, just an unimportant Background Character) When the Wise King Solomon asks you out of nowhere if you would like to spend a day exploring the Devildom with him, some hesitancy is to be expected. We’re talking about an ancient wizard who is notoriously sketchy in every way and who seems to always have some kind of personal agenda that he uses for everything.  But the fact in the matter was that you had just survived and grueling two weeks of exams at RAD, and the stress of always being passed around between the demon brothers to partake in their various schemes and problems was really starting to wear on you.  So a day out, relaxing, and finally getting to explore Devildom in its entirety, regardless of the company, actually sounded pretty good.  Solomon had asked you to meet him outside of the House of Lamentation just before dawn. He stood there now, looking as collected and secretive as ever, with a satchel strapped over his shoulder.  “Ready to go and enjoy the company of another human?”  “More than ever! What’s with the bag?”  The wizard shrugged held out his arm to you. “I thought I might collect a few potion ingredients if I happen to spot any. The Devildom is home to a number of special rarities after all, and it would be horrible not to take advantage of my time down here to collect some of them.” That was fair. You took Solomon’s arm and allowed him to pull you close to his side before the two of you took off onto a trail in the woods. 
*** Later that morning  Mammon frowned as he approached his human’s room. You hadn’t been at breakfast, and he hadn’t heard from you all morning. This was weird. More than weird, it was worrying. It seemed like ever since you had arrived in the Devildom, the second born had a hard time getting you to leave his side, and sure it was annoying at first, but he had come to appreciate the warm presence that you exuded and found himself feeling strangely cold without you there.  He knocked on the door. “MC! Ya gonna missed breakfast! Wake up, ya lazy bones. Just because it’s the weekend, doesn't mean ya get to hold up in ya room all day like Levi!” He smirked at his own insult and waited for your inevitable retort.  Instead, he was met with silence.  Mammon’s frown made a quick reappearance. “Oi! Don’t go ignoring the Great Mammon! Beel’s gonna eat you’re share and I don’t wanna hear ya complainin’ that you’re hungry all day. Now wake up!”  Again, silence.  He growled quietly to himself in frustration as a knot of concern began to tighten in his stomach. “MC, open the door and get over here or I’m comin’ myself! This ain’t funny, human!” When he was once again met with no response, the demon cursed under his breath and went to open the door; to his surprise, it was unlocked. He threw the door open and glared inside the room. “That’s it human! Up and at it! I’ll drag ya down to the dining room mysel-” He cut himself off as he noticed the room was empty. “MC?” Mammon looked around, noting your unmade bed and window being propped slightly open. He chuckled worriedly and began to look around a little more frantically. “Ha. Ha. Very funny. What? Ya plannin’ to jump and scare me? Ain’t gonna work, so ya might as well come out now. Seriously, MC. This ain’t funny.” The knot pulled tighter as he realized he was talking to himself. He began to search every nook and cranny of the room, hoping to Diavolo that maybe you were just really dedicated to this prank and was still hiding, but paled as he realized you were nowhere to be found. “Shit!” He cursed aloud and sprinted to the dining room where the rest of the brothers still sat.  “MC is missing!”  *** You gasped and ran ahead of Solomon as the two of you walked through the forest. You crouched down and looked at a patch of glowing blue mushrooms, eyes wide with awe. “It’s so beautiful,” you gasped and glanced over your shoulder. “I can’t believe I’ve been in the Devildom for nearly a year and never came out here.”  Solomon chuckled at your child-like wonder. “The forest can be quite dangerous to those who don’t know what to look out for. For example, those beautiful glowing mushrooms?” he gestured to the fungus in front you, “Those are called the Ardentes Mushrooms. They explode on contact and create a poisonus gas.”  You’re eyes widened as you quickly scrambled back from it. “What?! Why didn’t you tell me that before I got close?”  The wizard shrugged and put a hand on your waist to pull you close to his side, as he handed you a cloth. “Like you said, you’ve been here for nearly a year and haven’t seen much because those demons have gotten quite protective of you. I thought you might enjoy observing and learning about the wilds of the Devildom. Put the cloth over your mouth and nose, and watch.”  You did as instructed. Solomon smirked before putting a cloth mask over his own face. With one hand holding you close to him, a safe distance from the mushrooms, Solomon picked up a long stick and gently poked one of the fungus.  With a small poof it quickly became engulfed in azure flames aned small glowing flecks danced and sparkled in the air around you. You held back a gasp from behind the cloth as you watched in amazement, and Solomon simply stood there holding and watching you.  *** The Seven Avatars of Sin stood in the lounge anxiously. They had searched the entire House of Lamentation inch by inch and there was no sign of the human that had been entrusted under their protection.  Lucifer sighed and leaned against the table. “If they’re not in the manor, we have to consider other possibilities. Has anyone had any luck reaching them?” He looked over at Levi, “Could you potentially trace their D.D.D. if we aren’t able to reach them?”  Levi solemnly shook his head and placed the mentioned device on the table. “Found it in their room,” he ran a hand over his face in frustration. “They know better than to go out without their phone! This isn’t like them!”  “Maybe they didn’t go willingly.” All attention snapped over to Satan, who was looking at the D.D.D thoughtfully with a hand on his chin.  Mammon paled as his hands gripped tightly onto the chair in front of him. “Y-Ya mean ya think someone took them?”  The aura in the room darkened as Satan nodded. “Levi’s right. They know better than to leave without one of us and even if they had to, they would at the very least take their D.D.D. They may be reckless sometimes, but they’ve been more careful about their safety ever since-” he paused and glanced at Belphegore before clearing his throat. “But that’s besides the point. Their window was unlocked and open as well. A demon could’ve very easily gotten in through there and took them while we were all asleep.”  Asmo let out a dramatic gasp and threw himself onto Beelzebub’s arm. “Oh the poor dear! They must’ve been so frightened being taken advantage of like that!” Beel looked down at Asmodeus both disturbed by his brother’s antics, but also distraught by his words.  Belphie rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. “But there wasn’t any signs of foul play in the room. No signs of struggle.”  Satan hummed in thought. “MC is a human with no particular means of defense. They’re weak enough awake,” a spark of wrath flared behind Satan’s eyes as he clenched his jaw. “I imagine that asleep, they wouldn’t even have the chance to become fully conscious before a demon, even a lesser demon, could knock them out.”  Lucifer growled lowly. “We’ll find whoever did this, get MC back, and make the perpetrators responsible for this regret their very existence.”  In that moment, the brothers had never appeared more frightening or demonic, as the room filled with eyes glowing with the promise of death, snarls of anger at the knowledge that someone dared to touch what belonged to them. In that moment, they truly were the Lords of the Devildom. Satan grinned a wide, murderous grin, “It seems, for once, we agree, Big Brother.”  *** You peacefully continued to gather the flowers and mushrooms that Solomon had pointed out to you and verified were “safe for human contact” as the mid day sun beamed lazily through the tree branches of the forest.  You quietly hummed to yourself and glanced occasionally over at Solomon who was collecting some of the more dangerous samples to observe later on.  You smiled at the wizard. It wasn’t often you got to see him so relaxed. It seemed like every time you saw him, he was prepared for at least ten different scenarios and was weaving the strings of manipulation before his victim could even blink.  But out here, where there were no prying eyes and no other tasks to follow, Solomon looked open and the most human that you’ve ever seen him.  “You really like it out here, huh?”  He glanced back at you with a raised eyebrow, and made quick work of putting his current sample into a storage bottle. “And how did you come to that conclusion?”  You rolled your eyes and went back to picking mushrooms as you spoke. “I just mean that you seem so calm and...loose out here. Like you’ve finally dropped that act that you always put on and are finally allowed to be yourself.”  Solomon was silent as he looked at you with a strange glint in his eyes. As after a moment or two, he smirked and chuckled softly as he looked away. “For a human with no magical talents, I have to applaud your skills of observation. I think I can understand how it was you, and only you, that was able to see through the brothers as you have.”  You shrugged and attempted to hide the blush dusting over your cheeks. “It’s nothing. I just want to-”  You cut yourself off as a low growl fills the air not far from you. You slowly look up to see what appears to be a mix of a bear, a rat, and a skeleton, standing only a few meters from you. It’s beady red eyes were glaring directly at you. Your breath caught in your throat as you froze, “S-Solomon?”  “MC, listen very carefully. What’s in front of you is an Iacis Rat. They are extremely hostile, and considering their hibernation period has just ended, I imagine they are very hungry. I need you to back up very slowly and carefully. Avert your eyes, and hunch low to seem unthreatening. Keep it in your peripheral vision,” his voice was low and calm but firm with a sense of urgency. You took a shaky breath and slowly began to do as Solomon instructed. You got five steps in before you heard something snap beneath your foot.  The giant rat let out a horrendous roar that you could feel vibrate in your bones as it suddenly swiped at you. Your cry of pain pierced the air as it sliced open your arm and threw you back several feet. Another snap; only this time it was the fragile bones in your other arm breaking, not a stick.  You could hear Solomon shouting a series of spells, before he quickly scooped you up and began to run. You whimpered as he picked you up and jostled your arm. “We’ll get that taken care of in a minute MC, for now, we need to run.” You glance over his shoulder and see the rat surrounded by a series of warding walls and swatting at a few crackling balls of arcane energy that prodded at it and flew around its head.  The two of you managed to get away. You found yourself sitting on near a cliff, panting heavily as you looked out on a view of all the Devildom, with the sun just beginning to set. It would’ve been beautiful if you weren’t bleeding and in pain.  Solomon crouched beside you and inspected the gash on your arm and your broken bones the moment he had deemed that you were both safe once more. After a few silent moments of observation, he had set up a small fire and began to brew some kind of potion. You watched closely as he worked, and within an few, agony filled minutes the wizard was holding out a small cup to you.  “I am so sorry you got injured. In all honesty, I had forgotten about the Icais Rats post-hibernation season, and foolishly believed that we would be safe today,” He sighed and shook his head. “Regardless, this potion should heal all the injuries on your person. Though I should warn you, this will hurt...quite a lot actually. You can hold my hand during the process if you’d like.”  You took a shaky breath and took his hand into yours. The wizard smiled softly at you and pressed a kiss to your fingers before handing you the potion. “Whenever you’re ready.”  You eyed the red liquid in the cup before bringing it to your lips. Before you could change your mind you quickly downed the potion and squeezed tightly onto Solomon’s hand.  You tensed waiting for the pain to kick in... but nothing happened.  You frowned and looked over at Solomon. “I don’t feel any worse than I did before. Are you sure this thing-”  You were cut off as a fiery hot pain suddenly shot down both your arms and your head began to throb. Your loud piercing scream could be heard all throughout the forest as the pain began to overwhelm you.  Solomon pulled you into his lap, and held you tightly with one hand as the other ran his fingers through your hair. “I know,” he whispered softly through your screams. “It’ll be over soon. Just a couple minutes. You can do this MC. It’ll be alright.”  You sobbed as waves of pain hit you over and over again, until a sudden cool, sweet, numbness began to trickle over you. A gasp escaped from you as you stilled in Solomon’s arms.  The wizard chuckled, “Growing back your bones isn’t very fun. I’m sorry you had to go through that. You should be feeling better now.”  You looked down at your arms, and sure enough, the gash on your arm was gone with no sign of it having ever existed and the bones in your other arm had mended. You sniffed and wiped away the tears that had begun to appear in your eyes and looked over to Solomon. “Can you take me back to the House now? I think I’d like to take a nap.”  He smiled sadly at you. “Of course.”  *** A loud agonized scream rang off the walls of the House of Lamentation, causing Belphegore and Satan to grin. Their victim hung by their hands, chained to a wall while they slowly carved into its flesh.  “You know neither of us are exactly known for a patience...” Belphie drawled as he slowly brought a claw down across the lower demon’s chest. “So this is your last chance; Tell us where MC is.” The demon sobbed openly as it shook it’s head. “I’m telling you! I don’t know where they are! I swear! Please, let me go! Please, I don’t know anything!”  Satan tsked as he polished a knife and approached the demon. “Really? Because I know for a fact that you have been following them around and watching them at RAD lately,” he points the knife against the demon’s throat. “You wanted them, didn’t you? You were figuring out their routine so that you could take them for yourself. Admit it!”  The poor demon sobbed even louder as it’s body trembled. “No! I admit, I-I was following them around! But not because I wanted to- to- kidnap them or anything! I swear! I-” the demon’s face turned red, “I find them attractive and I-I was trying to work up the nerve to talk to them! That’s all!” It made eye contact with Satan, it’s expression pained and desperate. “Surely you guys understand that! I-I mean all of you brothers like them, right? That’s why you’re always following them-”  The demon didn’t get a chance to finish before Belphegore growled and snapped the demon’s neck. Satan rose an eyebrow at his younger brother, causing Belphie to shrug in response. “He didn’t have anything we needed, and was just babbling. It was annoying.”  Satan rolled his eyes and looked back at Lucifer, who stood in the back of the room, going over stacks of papers, maps, and occasionally checking his D.D.D. “Another dead end.”  The eldest brother scowled and crossed something out on a piece of paper. “Right. That’s it for possibilities at RAD then. We should start with the list of possible suspects from The Fall and the people Mammon’s indebted to then. They’ll be harder to get a hold of, but some of them would definitely have a strong motive.” Just as he finished, the House doors swung open and Mammon and Levi came marching in with the angels in tow. “We got them,” Mammon stated the obvious as he unnecessarily pushed the two in front of him. “They’d just gotten back from RAD. We haven’t told them anything yet.”  Simeon gasped at the sight of the tortured demon still hanging dead on the wall in front of them, and quickly drew Luke against him, hiding the younger angel from the sight. He glared over at Lucifer. “What is the meaning of all of this?”  Lucifer ignored the question and frowned when he noticed there was only two out of the three exchange students. “Where’s Solomon?”  “Chihuahua says that he’s been gone all day gathering ingredients for some potion. Based off of the stuff missing from his room, and the feed from the security cameras, it checks out,” Levi explained.  “Luke is not a chihuahua!” Simeon loudly defended, surprising all the demons in the room, as the little angel hugged himself closer to Simeon. The elder celestial scowled at everyone. “Now will someone please explain to us exactly what is going on and why you all are acting like a bunch of mindless, feral, demons, when we all know you are more intelligent and civilized than that!” Lucifer gave him a flat look as he crossed his arms over his chest. He opened his mouth to speak, but was cut of by a hiss of pain as a sharp, agonizing, burn suddenly swiped over his upper right arm. Not too long after, an even stronger twinge filled his entire left arm. A quick look around the room told him that his brothers were feeling the same thing; meaning this could only be one thing: MC was hurt.  Mammon snarled as he grabbed the front of Simeon’s robes. “Look, we ain’t got time to mess around. MC’s been taken, and is currently being hurt. That’s all ya need to know. What we need to know is if you got any ideas in that feathery, “holier-than-thou”, brain of yours who might’a took them or where they are! If ya can’t help us, than ya useless, and you can just get the hell outta our way while we actually do something about it!”  Simeon’s eyes widened as he felt Luke stiffen against him. The elder angel glanced over Mammon to Lucifer, “MC is missing? For how long?”  The second-born growled and harshly shoved the angel away from him. “Did ya not hear anything I just said?! We ain’t got time for stupid questions! Now do ya know where they are or not?!” The angel opened his mouth to speak, when Lucifer’s ring tone suddenly cut him off. The demon quickly snatched it up and put the call on speaker. “Asmo, report. Any sign?”  “Beel and I didn’t have any luck downtown, so we were headed back to House. We were passing the woods, when Beel... Beel thinks he’s picked up the scent of MC’s blood. We’re following it now.” Simeon shivered as he felt the demonic power in the room quadruple in strength and could practically feel it’s energy crackling in the air around them. Mammon’s face paled, as the second-born cursed and rushed towards the door. Satan, Leviathan, and Belphegore weren’t far behind him; all four brothers were already shifted into their demon forms. Lucifer’s expression became absolutely murderous as he swung his cloak over his shoulders and moved past the angels to follow his brothers. “Keep track of the scent, and describe to me where you are. We’re all coming to-”  Suddenly, all the brothers cried out in shock and pain, some of the younger ones even stumbling from it, as their bodies felt as though they had been filled with white-hot needles. Even more painful, however, was the distant, familiar, scream that could be heard on the other side of the phone call.  “Th-that’s MC,” Beel grunted out through the pain. As suddenly as it came, the pain vanished as was replaced with a chilling, numbness that filled the demon’s with dread as the screams also ended.  Levi froze and looked around at his brothers. “D-Does that mean...Are they?”  Satan swallowed thickly and shook his head, but there was a hint of uncertainty and fear in his eyes. “No. If they were dead, we’d feel the pacts break. We’d know. R-Right, Lucifer?”  The first born merely scowled and charged forward, leading the group towards the woods. “Let’s go find Beel and Asmo. We’re getting our human back now.”  *** Solomon kept an arm wrapped around you as the two of you slowly made yourr way back down the trail to get home. He watched you carefully, keeping an eye out for any unexpected side-effects of the potion. “You’re sure you’re alright then?”  You smiled weakly at him and nodded. “Yeah. Only side effect I’ve noticed is it’s made me quite tired. Other than that, I’m all better now, thanks to you.” You looked out at the trail ahead of you, “I’m sorry our day had to end on such a bad note.”  The wizard waved a hand in dismissal. “Non-sense. It wasn’t something neither of us could control. Though perhaps I should’ve been more cautious before taking you out here,” he chuckled in thought. “Imagine what the brothers would say if I returned you beaten and broken from a giant rat attack.”  You laughed and shook your head. “I doubt Lucifer would let me leave the House again! If I got hurt, it would be damaging to the program after all.”  Solomon frowned at your words. “Do you truly think that is the only reason why he, or any of the others for that matter, would care if you get injured?”  You shrugged and notably avoided the wizard’s gaze. “What other reason would they have for caring for me? Their the Demon Lords of the Devildom. I’m just MC. A defenseless human with no magical powers and nothing that makes them special.” Solomon stopped walking and grabbed you by the shoulders. He looked down at you with his stern silver eyes as though he was attempting to see straight into your soul. “You are MC. A descendent of the Angel Lilith, Master of all seven of the Avatars of Sin, and one of the kindest most observant individuals I have ever had the great fortune of knowing. You are not just some defenseless human, MC. You are special; and I know the brothers see that too.”  You’re heart fluttered in your chest at his words, as a light warmth filled your chest. You opened your mouth to respond, when suddenly the calm forest air was filled with the sound of the Icais Rat’s roar and several battle cries. The two of you frowned and glanced at each other before cautiously making your way towards the commotion.  There, in the middle of the same field you had been attacked in earlier, was all seven of the demon brothers, decked out in their demon forms, as they viciously brutalized the wild beast, that looked as though it had been killed within the first hit.  Your eyes widened at the sight as you took several panicked steps closer to them. “Woah! Guys! Stop! What are you doing?!”   You flinched back as you were suddenly being looked at by seven sets of manic eyes gleaming with danger. Solomon came up behind you and placed a hand on your shoulder, he began to quietly whisper the beginning of a protection incantation. You gulped and held up your hands defensively. “Easy boys. It’s just me. It’s MC.”  Asmodeus was the first one to fall out of whatever daze the brothers all seemed to be under. His demon form instantly dropped as tears lined his eyes. “MC!!!” He sprinted over to you and was about to pounce, but found himself smacking into an invisible wall as Solomon threw his hand up. The demon rubbed his nose and gaped over at the wizard in shock and betrayal. “Solomon?! You’re the one that took MC?!” The vicious hue that surrounded the brothers while they were attacking quickly returned as they set their sights on the wizard. Lucifer growled, his eyes remaining fixed on the hand that the wizard kept on your shoulder. “I knew we couldn’t trust him. Solomon, we demand that you let MC go, now.”  Your eyes widened as the demons began to surround you in a notably offensive position. You could feel Solomon’s hand tighten on your shoulder as he glared at them. “Not until you all calm down enough, that I feel that I can lower these protective walls without MC being maimed to death.”  Levi squawked in offense. “Us hurt them?! You’re the one that kidnapped and tortured them!!!”  “Wait what?!” You and Solomon exclaimed in sync.  You shoved Solomon’s hand off your shoulder and stood between the wizard and the demons. “Alright, everyone calm down for a minute. I think there’s been a big misunderstanding. Why do you think that Solomon kidnapped and tortured me? That’s insane!”  Satan eyed you analytically. “He’s probably given them a potion to manipulate their memories to make them think they’ve come willingly and have them be more submissive,” a few growls filled the air from the statement.  Mammon moved as close to you as he could with the invisible wall still up, and looked at you desperately. “MC, you’ve been drugged. But we’re gonna get ya home! Solomon broke in through your window this mornin’ and took ya from us. We know that he’s hurt ya, but we’re not gonna let him hurt ya any more,” his eyes hardened as they shifted to Solomon. “That’s a promise.”  Solomon sighed and shook his head. “I didn’t do any of that! Earlier this week, I invited MC to accompany me today as I gathered ingredients to give them a chance to see more of the Devildom. They agreed and came with me this morning.”  You nodded and held up a bag of mushrooms as proof. “Exactly. We’ve just been out here exploring the woods all day. That’s all.”  Belphegore raised a skeptical eyebrow. “Then how come you didn’t tell us, or leave a note? Why was your window open and your phone left behind?”  You’re eyes widened as you felt your stomach drop in realization. “Oh, boys, I am so sorry. I completely forgot! We left so early that I was a bit out of it, and I must have forgotten to make a note. I figured there wouldn’t be any reception in the woods, and I had Solomon there with me for protection, so I didn’t take my phone. I promise this really is just a misunderstanding.”  Belphie’s eyes narrowed, clearly still not fully buying the story. “And the window?”  You chuckled and scratched the back of your neck. “It was hot last night. I opened it too cool off. I must have forgotten to close it too,” you could feel guilt course through your heart as the brothers all glanced at each other with caution and uncertainty. “I’m really sorry guys. I promise I’m okay. Really!”  Beel growled lowly as he moved closer to you. “Then what about the blood that we found in the woods? What about the pain we felt you go through? I know that was real! You were hurt MC! Solomon hurt you!” his voice dropped dangerously low on the last line as his eyes began to glow once more and he punched the invisible wall; trying to break it down by sheer force to get to you.  You flinched back, as you realized just how bad this must have seemed to all of them. “We weren’t careful, and we were surprised by that Iacis Rat that you found. It scratched my arm and threw me causing me to break my other arm. Once we got away, Solomon gave me a healing potion, that unfortunately has a pretty painful process,” you looked at Beel sympathetically. “I’m alright, see?” you moved your arms around, and took off your coat to show the undamaged skin on your arms. “No injuries. Just a plain, old, healthy, MC.” You sighed and looked over at the others. “I am so so sorry for worrying you all. I swear I didn’t mean to. If I get Solomon to lower the wall so that I can hug you, do you promise not to attack him?”  There was a notable hesitance in their response as they eyed the two of you and seemed to exchange a silent conversation between one another, before one by one, they all dropped their demon forms.  Taking that as confirmation, Solomon dropped the warding walls, and within moments you were engulfed by the arms of six of the brothers.  “Stupid human” Mammon grumbled and he held you tightly to his chest, “What were ya thinkin’?”  “Don’t ever pull that normie crap again, okay?” Levi nuzzled his face into your hair, blushing deeply. “I-I missed a raid because of you!”  “You’re not allowed to do stuff like that. You had Beel all upset. You know I don’t like it when Beel’s upset.” Belphie muttered, causing Beel to wrap his arms around the group of you tighter.  “You really had us all worried MC,” the gentle giant whispered. “We...We thought you had gotten killed or something. Thought that we lost you.”  “Urgh! All this stress has been terrible for my skin!” Asmodeus complained as he pulled away from the group hug. “You owe me a full spa day, darling. I don’t wait want to hear any arguing about it either, because it’s happening. It’s the least you can do after everything you put us through.”  Satan pulled away in front of you and frowned as he flicked your nose, like an owner would to a misbehaving dog. “Your actions today were reckless. You know the dangers of the Devildom. You should’ve told us where you were going and took your D.D.D with you. Do I need to remind you of just how wrong today could’ve gone even with Solomon by your side?”  Lucifer, standing away from you looked down at you with a carefully drafted gaze of indifference. “We’ll need to make sure that what happened today does not happen again, and ensure that you don’t ‘forget’ basic Devildom safety once more. There will be consequences that we will discuss once we get home. Am I clear?”  Strong waves of guilt, shame, and regret washed over you as each of the brothers spoke. You shivered at Lucifer’s words, and his tone which promised that these consequences would not be pleasant, and nodded in response.  “Good. Let’s get you back home then, shall we?”  As you were to be lead back down the forest path in Levi, Mammon, and Beel’s arms, you glanced over your shoulder and waved at a notably concerned Solomon. “Bye Solomon! Thanks for taking me out today. Next time, we’ll both make the proper preparations and have an even better day, yeah?”  Solomon smiled softly at you and nodded. “That’d be lovely MC. It was great being able to spend the day with just the two of us.” The moment you weren’t looking, the brothers all snapped their glares back at Solomon, causing the wizard to flinch back. The message was clear: he would not be taking you for a day out ever again.  ***This was meant to be just a funny little drabble, but I accidentally went a teeny bit serious with it...woops. Oh well, hope you all enjoyed it! Thanks for reading! Love, B 🐝***
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rosehiroto · 2 years
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A mistake
Chapter one: ignorance
Chapter two: realization
Chapter three: monster✵
Chapter four: ancient
Chapter five: truth?
Chapter six: history
Chapter seven: family
Chapter eight: cure
(this will be a short series I haven't decided how many chapters yet but i hope you have a good time reading if you have any suggestions please tell me thank you for reading)
Mc is non-binary pronounce is they/them
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The sound of soft growling woke mc up only to find nothing they were confused they just heard growling right?
'i was probably dreaming' they thought yawning softly sitting up stretching koko getting up as well sitting on their lap and falling asleep again quickly
"koko~ get up i have to go to school and you have to fly for a little bit come on" mc says softly picking koko up and putting koko on their shoulder gently
The bird started whining gently nuzzling into their cheek sitting down on their shoulder seeking for their warmth chirping happily after
"koko~ come onnnn we can cuddle more later "mc whined getting koko off their shoulder kissing their head softly and putting koko down on the bed to go to the bathroom and get ready
Mc did their usual routine noticing how their lips have turned a soft pink colour her face looked better than the day before
They sighed in relief they don't have to wear makeup today they don't hate it but it's kinda annoying with the strange weather here in devildom
They finished getting ready and got out of the bathroom koko quickly flying over to them getting on their shoulder nuzzling into their cheek again
Mc giggles petting koko softly before fixing their bed quickly before putting koko down
"okay so i need you to go back to the forest koko no one here knows about you it will be dangerous okay I'll come get you after school okay?" Mc quickly explained hoping the little crow would understand her
Koko chirped happily snuggling into mc's hand before getting out of the open window flying to the forest
Mc sighed in relief they didn't know that crows here could understand humans they didn't really expect koko to do what they said
But the devildom never fails to amaze mc they were feeling excited to see the crow later they'll have to take some snacks for koko
Koko likes fruits blueberries to be specific mc discovered that yesterday when they were eating snacks and got a plate of fruits then proceed to eat most of the blueberries then the nuts that Lucifer got for mc picking at the raspberries after which made mc giggle
They went downstairs to have breakfast ignoring the awkward air in the room and greeting Lucifer then finished their breakfast leaving after and starting to walk towards RAD
"mc!" Mc heard someone calling for them turning around to see luke and Simeon walking towards them greeting the two angels and started to walk together to school luke walking between them and Simeon holding into mc's sleeve
"mc your face looks sick are you alright?" Simeon asks with concern on his face luke turned to mc his face full of concern asking if their okay while tugging on their sleeve
"I'm okay don't worry i promise my face just looks a little weird I'm fine tho don't worry" mc says smiling gently at Simeon calming luke down
After they arrived at school Simeon separated from mc and luke going to his own class mc and Luke going to their class together
They school day was boring as usual mc couldn't wait for the class to end their leg jumping up and down excited to see koko they won't let anyone ruin their excitement *cough* the brothers *cough*
The bell rang signaling the end of class mc got up quickly saying goodbye to their friends getting out of school and walking towards the school
After they get school to the forest they smile excitedly walking along the road leading into the forest walking to the tree that they met koko on
"koko~ It's me come here i got you snacks~" mc calls the crow flying towards them standing on their shoulder quickly nuzzling into their cheek which made mc chuckle
Sitting down leaning against the tree mc put koko on their lap getting the snacks out for koko the crow happily eating chirping at mc as thanks
Mc giggles at the cute crow looking at the scenery around them noticing a figure getting near them
The figure didn't look like a demon or any of the brothers mc tried to figure out what it was but it was dark the figure finally came forward the light shining on it revealing a white tiger twice the size of a normal tiger
Piercing red jewel like eyes stared at mc while getting closer to mc the sight was frighting mc couldn't even move
How can they protect themselves from this huge creature it was too big no one was near them they didn't learn any self protection spells hand to hand combat won't even work here the tiger was too big for that
Mc held koko close to their chest trying to move but they couldn't move their legs were shaking they couldn't even feel their legs...
Is this the time they truly die koko started to push it's head even more into mc trying to hide from the big creature
Mc knew what death was like the feeling of it wasn't too strange it wasn't as scary to think about it they experienced it before after all
They had a good life they had good friends had a good family but they can't imagine how disappointed the others would feel of mc
'luci I'm sorry for not telling you about going out here my sweet other demons I'm sorry for not talking to you to not getting closer to you to ignoring you Simeon luke Solomon I'm sorry for not spending more time with you for not getting closer to you dia barbatos I'm sorry for disappointing you for not giving you the affection you deserve all of you I'm sorry not telling you how much i love you I'm so sorry Lilith i failed you I'm sorry....' mc thought hugging koko closer to them
They faced death once and their ready to welcome it again with open arms
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They waited for the impact which never came instead they felt soft fur rubbing against their face loud purring was the only sound they heard
They opened their eyes slowly only to see the tiger sitting down infront of them nuzzling it's head against mc's face purring loudly
'WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING' mc thought not even able to move the tiger laid down it's head resting in mc's lap waiting for pets purring more
Mc got a shaky breath out their hand nervously nearing the tiger petting it's soft fur the tiger leaned into their touch still purring
Koko softly got out of mc's embrace getting close the tiger who licked koko gently lolo chirping after getting on the tiger's head sitting down chirping at mc in happiness
Mc sighed in relief their entire life just flashed before their eyes they'll need to talk to the others after maybe it's time to forgive the brothers too
The continued to pet the tiger who was purring loudly basking in the affection it got from mc
"what should i call you little beauty?" Mc asked themselves red doe jewel eyes stared at them which made mc almost melt how can this tiger look so cute it's well a tiger
"how about snow your fur is a very beautiful white it suits you" mc says snow licking their fingers gently pressing it's head against mc's hand
"snow it is your too cute your coming home with me Lucifer wouldn't mind if he doesn't even know my room can fit you two" mc says thinking about a way to sneak these two adorable babies inside into their room
"come one I'll think of way to get you two inside while we're walking it's getting late come on snow het up Kitty" mc says snow gets up and stretches koko still on snow's head chirping at mc
Mc giggles and got up dusting their clothes and started to walk home snow walking by their side
"hmm i can use that invisibility spell that Solomon thought me?" Mc thought out loud looking at their side to not see snow there
"....wait SNOW KOKO-" snow appeared again in mere second tilting it's head at mc who was too shocked to speak
"you can.....you can turn invisible..." Mc says snow licking their hand mc looked like they were about to pass out they sigh before turning to snow
"snow i need you to turn invisible when we go near the house of lamentation okay don't leave my side until we go into my room okay kitty?" Mc asked petting snow the tiger licked their hand which mc took as a yes
After a while of walking they arrived at the house of lamentation snow already turned invisible and mc opened the door and walked in only to see Lucifer Infront of them they flinch
"luciiii heyyyy how are you" they laugh awkwardly looking at Lucifer who only raised an eyebrow crossing his arms
"where were you? You weren't with Simeon, luke or Solomon" Lucifer asked his eyes holding concern for mc
"i was on a walk i wasn't feeling that well sorry for worrying you"mc apologized looking down in guilt
"it's okay mc just at least tell me before you run off like that alone" Lucifer says sighing an patting mc's head softly mc smiling at him gently
"your dinner is in your room I saved your favourite some snacks are there too they were from my brothers if you need anything tell me have a good night" Lucifer says ruffling mc's hair before turning around and going to his room
"good night luciii" mc says giggling before walking towards their room going inside and closing the door after a few seconds
"snow you can turn back to normal" mc says snow appearing Infront of them after the tiger stretching and sitting down on the floor yawning softly koko asleep on it's head
"you must be hungry let me give you some of my food" mc says emptying one of the plates and putting half of their food in it giving it to snow who started to eat happily
Mc smiled gently sitting down and starting to eat today was a very crazy day but they had fun and they met a very sweet little angel called snow
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Thank you so much for reading all support is highly appreciated 💙
This is my writing please don't repost copy or claim as your own
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diavolosthots · 3 years
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Could you make a headcanon about the brothers reacting to their mc getting bullied at human school bc of clothing style and bc mc is a bit of a nerd?
The clothes I wear look prob pretty formal (sweater with collar) and people comment on it. I'm also the silent one of the class and I'm a bit of a nerd. I don't like reading tho 😅
Thnx for reacting to my ask 😊💕
True story: in grade 8 a dumbass thought I was a robot because I had the highest grade in all my classes and apparently "no human could naturally be that smart" so obviously I mustve been a robot 🙄
Warning: mentions of bullying
THE BROTHERS reacting to MC being bullied because of clothes/nerd tendencies
Lucifer:
And they say demons are cruel. Do they not have anything better to do than comment on someone’s clothing style or *checks notes* ability to learn? It confuses him more than anything but it also just annoys him. Humans really are something else and if you don’t think Lucifer will personally be there for a surprise visit in the middle of your math class, think again, because all of a sudden there’s a very tall, very annoyed, very scary looking man with his arms crossed in the middle of your classroom. 
“Now, let’s make this easy, shall we? Which one of you pathetic excuses is so much as thinking bad about MC?”
Mammon:
The pain he felt when you had to return to the human world was unreal and he made it a point to always text you and annoy you and make you tell him about your day. He just needed to know you’re okay, okay? It’s hard for him to lose someone and especially after you guys had become so close. Hearing you get bullied just makes everything more obvious to him: you need to come back. So no, he doesn’t take care of the bullies per se, but he does show up and kidnap you and if your teacher says anything? Well…
“Listen up ya old hag! My MC is getting bullied and there ain’t nothin’ you doin’ about that, so I will!”
Leviathan:
God, he relates to this way too much. People at RAD don’t necessarily like him either and both they and him forget that he’s literally one of the seven rulers of hell and he could just… obliterate them. Anyway! He usually keeps to himself and then just… moves on? He tries not to mind them much, but when it comes to you? Oh he’s ready to fight. Have you ever seen him get mad? Like, really mad? No? Well you’re about to. He shows up in his demon form and everything, grabbing your hand, and although he’s blushing, he successfully drags you out and back home, but not before summoning Lotan. 
“Come MC. Lotan will keep them busy.”
Satan:
Excuse you? What do you mean they get onto you for clothes and being nerdy? Now, he can admit that your choice of clothes is… questionable sometimes, but as Mr. one-sleeve, he isn’t going to judge. But nerdiness?! Have they never heard of knowledge? Obviously not, since their pea sized brain doesn’t even reach as far as the window. He’s there, don’t worry. Probably makes it a point to show up during your science class and blow a few people err… I mean things up. 
“Listen here you lowlives. The next person that gets upset over someone being ‘nerdy’ is going up against me, and I promise, your thought process won’t be as quick as my reflexes.”
Asmodeus: 
Well, honey, we DO need to talk about your clothing style. In all honesty, he will probably try to distract you from it more than actually trying to fight against everything they say. He’s a lover, not a fighter, so don’t expect too much. He does, however, not like the bullying and he thinks your nerdiness is adorable! How dare they! 
“Hello my little lovelies…. I heard we have a problem with bullying. Well sit on back while Asmo here tells you a little story about the beauty and the very many beasts.” 
Beelzebub:
His big brotherTM instincts are activated and he’s ready to throw some hands. Let him catch someone actually talking smack while he’s there because he will straight up eat them and no, that’s not a threat. That’s a promise. Might want to call Belphie up too just so he can hold Beel back although spoiler: he won’t. Anyway, Beel makes sure that you tell him everything, including the school’s address, and babe, he’s there before you can blink, throwing you over his shoulder to go home. 
“We’re done here. Say one more thing and I will eat you all.”
Belphegor:
FINALLY his list of why he hates humans can be added onto! In all seriousness though, this just pisses him off. Like, yeah he killed you, but he never mocked your character and he holds himself to that. Who cares if you’re a nerd? Or dressed like a clown/emo/sunflower fairy/whatever? School isn’t a fashion contest for goodness sakes, even he knows that. Much like Levi, he would actually pull up in his demon form and he WOULD bring Beel along so he can eat a few unimportant students. 
“So… who wants to repeat what they said about MC?” 
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minteyeddevil · 3 years
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not a request per say but just a lil scenario i was thinkin abt today (if you wanna write abt it obviously go for it tho)
buuut, i was thinkin about seeing a girl constantly all over mammon & school and you getting irritated abt it and kinda avoiding him for awhile until you go to diavlos birthday party & you ask him to dance, she comes up and tries to ask mammon to dance and you say something rude or just tell her no for him and drag him away down a dim hall & he’s all red and tells you that was rude or asks you why you don’t like her until you grab his tie and pull him down to your face telling him you don’t like the way she’s always throwing herself at him bc he’s your first man and it leads to a very ~steamy~ make out session that she might walk in on 🥴
You hate the way jealousy fills your chest whenever you look his way and see that lesser demon hanging on to his arm. She smiles and coos at him, a hand playfully batting his chest as she laughs loudly at something he said, and you can clearly tell it's forced, but of course you can't say anything about it. He must be eating up the attention since he smiles at her, and your stomach just churns.
He's your first. Why is some idiot lesser demon trying to take away your Mammon?
He is always at your side outside of school and when you hang out together at the House of Lamentation; it makes your heart so full when he seems to follow you around, wanting to be involved in whatever it is your doing.
But at RAD, it's a different story. This demon drags him everywhere, and it drives you mad that he willingly seems to follow her, allowing this lower ranking demon to push the third strongest around as she is.
You reach a point of annoyance that you begin to ignore him. Not answering his texts as much, barely staying on the phone when he calls you; even avoiding eye contact with him when walking around school as well. When chance happens and your eyes meet, you can see the smallest hints of sadness and it makes your chest clench; but you ignore it and walk away.
You genuinely hate this jealousy eating at you, but you don't have much of a choice or say in the matter. The only option you seem to have...is to admit how you really feel about him. You aren't sure how well that will go over though, and it fills you with the fear of rejection; but it's the finally decision you make, mind made up.
The upcoming party that Diavolo will be throwing seems to be the perfect place for you to admit to him. You'll be close to him, maybe even get him to dance with you, and finally tell him the truth.
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The night of the dance came far too quickly, and the nerves make your stomach knot. You put on your formal attire, hoping to be eye catching for him, and follow the rest of the brothers out to be driven towards the castle. The event is already bustling when you get there, and you sigh deeply, trying to shake the nerves from your limbs as you walking into the ballroom.
Diavolo greets the lot of you, he and Barbatos fully in demon form, as well as the brothers. Diavolo and Lucifer walk off discussing school matters, while several of the brothers head in different directions, leaving you and Mammon standing alone together.
You look at him through your peripherals and can tell he keeps glancing at you, his stance fidgeting slightly.
"Hey, ugh, MC...would ya wanna--"
"Mammon! You're here finally! Oh please, come dance we me!"
The high pitch squeal of her voice hits your ears and you immediately scowl, not hiding your contempt for her this time as she throws herself around his shoulders. He laughs nervously, looking between you and the demon, but as he turns to address her, you reach out and clasp his hand tightly. You push her off his shoulders and stand between them, giving her the hardest glare you could muster.
"He's a little busy at the moment, so why don't you screw off?"
You don't give her a chance to retort, storming off with Mammon in tow as she stares at your gall with her mouth slacked open. You can hear him calling to you as you continue to drag him, coming to a stop in a dimmed hallway as you finally turn to face him.
"The hell was that, MC!? What's gotten int'a ya!?"
You give off a low hum of frustration, grabbing him by the straps of his jacket and pull him in, slotting your lips against his in a hard and heated kiss. He stiffens immediately at the contact, eyes blown wide, before they flutter shut slowly and his arms creep around your waist. You continue to kiss him, deepening it when your tongue slips past his lips and molds with his own, a low groan leaving his throat and into yours.
He pushes you back, pinning you between his chest and the wall as you continue to kiss, his tongue now pressing into your mouth and tasting every inch of you that in can reach. His fingers dig into your hips and pull you flush against his pelvis, where you feel a hot presence against your middle and you gasp.
You finally pull apart, both gasping for air, but your noses pressed together as you look into each others' eyes. His blown pupils make the blue and gold on his eyes so minimal, but you can see he is searching your features for an answer.
"I was so jealous of that girl. How she throws herself at you and hangs all over you. I hate it. You're...you're my first man, Mammon. I want you to be...be mine."
He looks stunned for a moment, blinking a few times as the words register in his head; but it's soon replaced with a toothy smirk and smug expression. "Why didn't ya say so sooner? Damn right I'm your first man, and of course ya would want me all to yer'self."
You roll your eyes but he presses in for another kiss, only pulling away to kiss at your cheek, your temple, and rest his lips at your ear.
"You're the only one for me, treasure. That lesser demon will never take yer place, I swear."
He pulls away to look at your face and this time his cheeks are rather deeply flushed, matching your own. Your fingers weave into his hair and pull him in for another kiss, when you hear a high squeak and his name called from the end of the hallway.
That demon girl is standing there, hand to her mouth and eyes wide as she stares at the two of you. You frown and get ready to tell her off, when Mammon squeezes you possessively, his hand up and sticking out his middle finger at her.
"Buzz off already! Told ya before I wanted nothin' to do with ya and now I have what I want. Now go away and let me enjoy my prize."
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