#they are a pr nightmare

[elysianymph]

The Jegulily Band Au? 👀

hehehe the jegulily band au started on this post made by archie ( @aithusarosekiller ) and it hasn't left my mind since. go look through the reblogs bc it's a wild ride. pretty sure both of us have most of the posts related to it tagged as jegulily band au on our accounts so go look through it to see us losing our minds

it's shared project so nothing is set in stone but here are my current ideas for it :D

lily and regulus are high school sweethearts, they met bc they were both in the school band and hit it off from there. lots of teenage shenanigans ensue and lily and regulus end up forming a band with barty, peter and remus. it's nothing serious they just kinda get together once in a while to have some fun playing random songs. they continue this after high school as they're all going to college and everything is normal UNTIL sirius brings along his friends (james and marlene) to one of their band get togethers.

james (who is an amazing producer btw) immediately falls for regulus and lily despite them being already in a relationship and he's like so smitten it's adorable honestly. he starts talking to them and once he finds out they would love to make an album and try taking this band thing seriously he immediately offers himself up to help them make music. and he brings marlene (who is a social media manager) into it like "yeah she'll help you manage all of it" (she has no idea he's doing any of this)

idk how they would actually get together but it doesn't matter rn what does matter is that their silly little band debuts and they go viral bc their music is amazing ofc. they make more albums, their music videos get millions of views, they sell out stadiums, life is great.

everyone knows that regulily are dating bc they're so public about it, but no one knows that james even exists (apart from him being credited as their producer) let alone that he's dating both of them. james, being the rockstar gf he is, constantly posts pictures from their concerts, always with romantic captions or wtvr bc he's a lover like that. the comments on his posts are always split between "this guy is delusional" and "how tf does he manage to get the tickets for EVERY DAMN CONCERT??"

after lots of back and forth, regulus and lily finally get james to star in one of the music videos for a song that lily wrote specifically about their relationship. they tease the song for months, posting snippets and strange photos with captions that don't make sense unless you're following james and you can see that the captions are all connected. everyone just thinks james is delulu

a week before the music video drops, the band's official account posts like a 10 second teaser and it's of lily and regulus doing couple shit BUT there's another guy there with curly hair and round glasses and everyone is going insane bc WHY DOES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE JAMES POTTER THE CRAZY STALKER. jegulily are having the time of their lives watching the fans go crazy, meanwhile poor marlene has to deal with the aftermath

this au is just a bunch of crazy stuff honestly i had so many ideas for it but i didn't write any of them down so i'm stuck with what i can remember off the top of my head </3

oh and also peter/remus/sirius are all dating and sirius is a famous model and he just randomly appears in the band's music videos and all the comments scream "WHAT IS SIRIUS BLACK DOING HERE" like sirius doesn't regularly post selfies with both of his boyfriends 🙄

[doorhanginoffthehinges]

Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?

Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard

Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.

Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom

[homosexualslug]

big power move for the try guys' social media manager to quit his job last week before he had to deal with any of this (x)

[satoryuuu]

Lewis’s response about Lando’s comments: “it didn’t bother me, no.”

*taps mic* this is what I mean by lewis is no longer phased by these sort of comments because he was in the trenches during 2014-2016 and giving as good as he got from Nico. It really is an age thing.

[vantabone]

idol and fanboy tangchung 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (borrowed and inspired by @huepou and @azu1as)

song: monday's melancholy by honeyworks

[egophiliac]

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THE UPCOMING NEWSS 👹👹👹

man, it's a good thing they stopped doing the episode 7 SSRs, because I'm really low on keys and gems right now and --

OH NO

[buckxtommy]

i still cannot stop thinking about oliver "your hands are SO big" stark.. we're one bucktommy makeout scene away from him going "i knew lou was a big guy but i didn't realize how big 😅 i'm not small by any means but he towers over me😊 [turns pink] he's a really strong man too, yknow– we had to, um in the script it said tommy picks buck up and i didn't think he could actually do it 😮‍💨😁 so yeah. a very buff guy 😃😌"

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 80

 So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity. 

  But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work. 

  Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of. 

  What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore! 

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Much to everyone's disappointment: WB still hasn't shelved this shit despite what JKR has been getting up to lately and last I checked, she's still involved in the creative process so uhhhh.... The only thing I will say on this: leave the kids who get casted alone, they are just kids taking on a role and from the looks of this casting call, hoping to enter acting via a big role. Just leave them the fuck alone, and just pray for them if anything because we have to be worried about how JKR is gonna likely try to control what these kids think or say about her via contracts and such after Daniel, Emma and Rupert turned against her.

[hedgehogcryptid]

AU where the family insist on bringing Jason's identity back to life thinking that being in the public eye will make it more difficult for him to crime lord. Except every time they do he just very convincingly fakes his death (because fuck them. If they don't actually want him in the family then he's not giving it to them). It gets to the point that the public is convinced something is very wrong with the Waynes, who have tearfully welcomed their dead son/brother back to the living five times in a row. The three leading theories are:

- they're cloning him and the clones eventually kill themselves when they find out

- they're gaslighting/brainwashing body doubles to believe they are a dead guy (who then kill themselves when they remember their actual lives)

- the family falls for it every time a half convincing conman approaches them saying he's the dead kid, and they kill him when they find out the deception, making it look like a suicide to avoid further investigation.

[cowboywithacunt]

Man you guys would looove my oc who's both a major celebrity and an exhibitionist so there's a bunch of """non-consensual""" paparazzi photos taken by creeps who took pics thru windows or w/e of him rubbing his t-dick and bouncing on his gf's girlcock. So what if he left the window wide open and publicly posted where he was at and specifically had sex in a spot where he could be spotted??? That doesn't mean he WANTED pics of him getting fucked to be out there for millions to see (he totally did)

[justanotherdrfan]

Not Alpine posting the ‘live’ on their feed! 😂

Clearly PR didn’t do their job and ‘proof check’ the live before posting it for the masses to watch and rewatch the chaos that kept unravelling.

For instance:

Poor Jack, just desperately trying to stay on task and having to deal with ‘the children’ giggling and clackling away 

Esteban and Pierre, playing with filters and not listening to the questions

Not Pierre playing with the filters and then using an alpha Tauri boarder filter and then realising it and taking it off 

Not Esteban, and Pierre, swearing, and not realising children are watching

When asked if they prefer dogs or cats and Pierre smirking (and clearly on demon time) casually saying ‘doggie’ for Esteban to then remember their are indeed children watching

Jack being the youngest, but trying to be the mature one

Pierre not getting Jack’s Aussie dry humour and playing up more

Pierre and Esteban trying to make Jack join the dark side of the chaos

Jack internally losing his shit with the chaos

Jack not having a clue what the boys are saying for a good 5 minutes while the speak French and hoping to god it can’t get any worst

Pierre clearly bored and wanting more chaos and asking George and Lando to join not remembering it’s a ALPINE live!

And just being a PR chaotic nightmare in general!

[ban-joey]

i do think it's really indicative of the industry that it's yet another pathetic paranoid windbag of a white dude that ends up lucky enough to be in charge of a website managed by the most busted code imaginable that's absolutely hemorrhaging funds every day and has already been dinged by the aclu once. like at this point i genuinely wonder if these people have any concept of social media/website management outside of the parasitic tech bro

[dear-ao3]

[itssomek]

Haikyuu obsession revival 2024, bc it’s my senior vb season !! I’ve got a game tmrw teehee

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Tbh a huge amount of the issues MHA has could have been fixed had Bakugo just been expelled from UA in the first season or not gotten in at all