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sugarcarnation · 5 months

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skk plus kouyou trio has taken over my brain

#thought about how if the sskk plus kyoka trio is a thing that totally implies the existence of a skk plus kouyou trio #they’d be so funny #kouyou just awkwardly hanging out with these two teenage boys #who unfortunately happen to be the only people who are in a somewhat similar age range than hers #i feel like they’d truly be such disasters together #chuuya knows nothing about formal life. i imagine kouyou has never interacted with anyone outside of the mafia circles #dazai is dazai. he’s just a menace in general and im not trusting him to be normal in any kind of social interaction #also. yeah chuuya being angsty after dazai leaves is neat but what about kouyou being left behind by someone she’s grown close to once agai #how could dazai escape and not her #this all has reminded me that dazai also calls her ane-san #which makes me very emo but is also very funny to me #i just know he adopted that from chuuya in an attempt to annoy kouyou #but idk maybe he had to eventually realize oh no maybe it’s not a joke anymore #anyways. i’m having thoughts lmao

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

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moodyvoid · 1 month

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Toga finds a girlfriend for Mr. Compress.

Toga: “Do you see anyone you could fall in love with?”

Mr. Compress: “How can I tell?”

Toga: “It’s called love at first sight. Trust me, you’ll know it when you see her.”

Mr. Compress sighs and looks around, pausing on a woman with white hair.

Mr. Compress, with stars in his eyes: “Oh, she’s quite beautiful.”

Toga: “She’s the one!! Go rizz her up!”

Mr. Compress: “Rizz? Is that appropriate?!”

Toga: “GO!”

Mr. Compress walks over to the woman.

Toga sees Dabi across the street, she waves him over and he reluctantly joins her.

Dabi: “What are you doing here?”

Toga: “I’m helping Mr. Compress find a girlfriend! What are you doing here?”

Dabi: “I’m meeting my Mom here for lunch. Where’s Compress?”

Dabi looking around for Mr. Compress, pausing when he sees him.

Dabi: “Toga… Why is Compress talking to my Mom?”

Toga’s eyes widen as she looks back over to Mr. Compress who’s currently getting Rei Todoroki’s phone number.

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obsessedwithstarwars · 1 month

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Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dc x dp au #sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night #I know it’s a dumb thing to think about #but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good #I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot #any plot #like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst #it would be something they’d notice for sure #could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost #or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents #she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing #I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny #his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this #or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human #if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain #HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY #all caps on purpose #because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush #I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out #anger management ship #hardcover ship #everlasting trio

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secretly-a-catamount · 4 months

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tim drake would rather die than kill innocent people and tim drake killed hundreds of supervillain henchpeople with long-range detonation explosives that one time are two separate headcanons that, contrary to what the fandom discourse would have you believe, can actually coexist at the same time.

there’s even a psychologist term for it.

it’s called compartmentalization!

#let’s be honest #the entire batfamliy “stuffers” from this #and while that’s not something generally talked about #I just find the concept so interesting #how they all justify their actions — both socially moral and socially in-moral — to themselves #particularly how they all justify their actions to themselves in different ways #and for more evidence about their compartmentalization: there’s obviously the fact that they all have superhero and civilian identities too #also #this might need to be a separate post #but #the fandom’s perception of each member of the batfamily as individuals #often read more like they have bought into the characters’s “masks” they wear due to trauma #the “masks” being how the batfam are completely willing to be only perceived as one-thing #because that’s easier than being a real human #with blood and pain and fears and failures #they’d much rather be #the nice one #or the funny one #or the smart one #(etc. etc.)#dc #dc comics #dc characters #batman comics #batfam #the batfamily #tim drake #robin #robin dc #red robin

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 2 years

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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

#danny phantom #john constantine #dp x dc #dc x dp #demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost #not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses #this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right #and then does not elaborate further #he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD #they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS #bonus content of Batman #you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha #not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe #one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed #the ENTIRE LEAGUE #ITS GREAT #1k #2k #3k #hnnnnnnnn #4K #5k #?!??!!!

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stellar-collective · 8 months

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Poppy oughta know by now that with Branch, clear communication is absolutely key

#i was SO CONFUSED when in the second movie it turned out they weren’t already in a relationship #i think it would be funny if Poppy was under the impression that they’d been dating for ages #but Branch is one of those people who are NEVER SURE if behavior is flirtatious or not bc he doesn’t wanna be jumping to conclusions!#and due to his isolation he wouldn’t know the difference between friendship hangouts and dates #they figured it out. eventually #broppy #poppy #branch #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls fanart #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #my art #i’ve got maybe one more trolls post left in me. stay tuned

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unitedstates0fdakota · 8 months

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I was talking about disco elysium with my friend and I mentioned Joyce not sleeping cuz of pale overexposure and that led to us talking about the hypothetical Elysium sigma males making tiktoks like “I don’t even sleep anymore thanks to the pale. I’m on that Grindset every hour of the day!” And the Elysium Andrew Tate posts a picture of him sitting in the pale with no shirt on. And then ppl on Twitter making fun of them like “sigma males getting pale radiation to own the beta males but they just end up going insane” “they’re already insane how is it gonna get worse” with some reaction gifs in there. Then pale researchers have to make their own tiktoks like “why you shouldn’t voluntarily overexpose yourself to the pale” and they just look so done.

#disco elysium #I love silly worldbuilding #silly headcanons #give Elysium social media platforms they would be so funny #especially YouTube they’d go crazy with that

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peak-dumbass · 4 months

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she Robots on my In til i Disguise

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pacifistcowboy · 10 months

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i think sega should capitalise on shadow being from the past and silver being from the future and stick them in a situation together where neither of them would have any fucking clue what’s going on

bonus points if silver keeps trying to figure out what something is by comparing it to things from the future and shadow’s always like “what the fuck are you talking about??????”

neither of them know whether a thing silver’s talking about is exclusively from the future or if it exists in the present and shadow just missed it

#they’d be such a funny duo if put in the right circumstances #or even just this concept individually. shadow being just so incredibly confused by modern stuff. silver barely comprehending past things #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog

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a-spacecadet · 3 months

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