Incorrect Unit Arrel Quotes (Part 11) (with a special guest at the end)
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Linaleh, to Vori and Tindri: “Tindri! Vori! Get over here!”
Vori & Tindri: desperately look to Rakesh for help
Rakesh: “You’re on your own.”
Tindri: “Have you ever thought about faking your own death?”
Rakesh: “Nah, I’m too busy faking my own life.”
Tindri: “Must be hard not being able to laugh.”
Rakesh: “I do have a sense of humor you know.”
Tindri: “I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Rakesh: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”
*After narrowly escaping death*
Vori: “I’m so happy I could kiss you!”
Brakan, awkwardly: “Neat.”
*Later, in Linaleh’s room*
Brakan, head in hands: “I can’t believe I said ‘neat’! Who does that??”
Linaleh: “That’s not that bad. Remember what I said when Tindri confessed to me?”
Brakan: “Didn’t you thank her?”
Linaleh: “I thanked her.”
Vori: “I think the Temple is haunted.”
Rakesh: “Why?”
Vori: “I keep hearing footsteps in the middle of the night.”
Rakesh, knowing it’s just him sneaking around to get snacks: “Oh wow, that’s spooky.”
Tindri: “Jurr always looks so calm and composed, I don’t know how he does it.”
Jurr, internally: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.”
Rakesh, smugly: “Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?”
Brakan, on his phone at 4 AM: “Wow, a woman on Alderaan strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?”
Rakesh, trying to sleep: “Yes.”
Rakesh, returning home from shift:
Vori: "How was your first day at school?"
Rakesh:
Vori:
Rakesh: "One of us time-travelled."
Brakan, about Rakesh: “He’s covered in blood again. Why is it he’s always covered in blood?”
Tindri: “Well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.”
Jurr: “You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?”
Vori: "I thought the animals might be lonely.”
Tindri: “You don't think I can fight because of my gender!”
Linaleh: “I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Rakesh can fight in that dress either.”
Rakesh: “Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.”
Brakan: "You know you cannot just survive only off of coffee right?!”
Rakesh: takes a sip of his 4th cup today “Watch me.”
Tindri: “Adulting is hard.”
Tindri: “How do I quit??”
Linaleh: “Time travel.”
Rakesh: “Die.”
Vori: “Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a six letter word for disappointment.”
Rakesh: “Tindri.”
Vori: gasps
Vori: “It fits!”
Rakesh: “I was going to make a list of all the people I hate, but it would take me too much time, so I took a picture.”
Rakesh: sends map of the galaxy
Brakan: “Do you take constructive criticism?”
Tindri: “No, only cash or credit.”
Loktof: “Wait, what was I doing?”
Rakesh: “Uh, apologizing?”
Loktof: “Really? That doesn’t sound like me…”
Tindri: “When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date…one of them carrying a knife for some reason.”
Rakesh: “Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?”
Linaleh: “Not it!”
Vori: “Not it!”
Rakesh: “...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.”
Jurr: “Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.”
Tindri: “Thank you for your sacrifice, Jurr.”
Vori: "We are a great team because we’re so different!”
Rakesh: “True, I’m always right and you’re always wrong.”
Vori: “We all have our demons.”
Vori, grabbing Rakesh: “This one’s mine.”
Jurr: “You’re so well behaved.”
Brakan: "Thanks, it’s the crippling anxiety and fear of letting people down.”
Rakesh: “Why are you smiling?”
Tindri: “What, can’t I just be happy?”
Linaleh: “She switched Jurr’s salt and sugar.”
Loktof: “I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.”
Rakesh: “Ah, Tindri, I got some good news and some bad new for you…”
Rakesh: “Firstly, you are going to die!”
Tindri: “Awesome, what’s the bad news?”
Rakesh: “Do you ever shut up?”
Tindri: “Do you even say anything other than shut up to me?”
Vori: “Hey, Rak! How are you feeling?”
Rakesh: “I haven’t felt anything in the last 19 years.”
Loktof: “Wait! Wait! Did you hear that?”
Tindri and Linaleh: “No…”
Loktof: “Ah, you missed it.”
Loktof: "The sound of my sanity breaking into a million pieces.”
Rakesh: “Look, I’ve changed. I’m not the same person I was three years ago….I’m much worse now.”
Brakan: “If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like...a lawyer to you. Ok?”
Tindri: “Okay.”
*later*
Jurr: “Tindri! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.”
Brakan, whispering: “Deny everything.”
Tindri, loudly: “That isn't a chair.”
Tindri: “Jurr, in my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law.”
Jurr: “Slash gamemode creative.”
Tindri: “Dude, this isn't Min-”
Jurr: starts levitating
Ahsoka, casually there for all of it: “So, what’s for dinner?”
Loktof: “Oh my god, we let you go 4 hours ago.”
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for the amount of time i spend thinking about erika ishii, i do not post about them NEARLY enough
everything i've ever seen them in, they have been fully dialed in. they understand the genre, they understand the character they're playing, and they NEVER. FUCKING. MISS
my current dnd character is actually based on multiple characters of erika's that i enjoy. my character is a witch (like ame of worlds beyond number fame [thank you to the witch class playtest]) but she is also a brewer who grows weed and shrooms, and deals them, and does them (and her personality is very much modeled off of danielle barkstock in dimension 20's the seven)
i feel that many of my favorite moments from erika are often focused on other characters. but many of those character moments would not have been possible without erika's incredible roleplay and sense for storytelling
and when the moment IS focused on erika's character? spellbinding. groundbreaking. from ame talking to orima in the overgrown shrine to danielle getting a nat 20 at the masquerade ball, i always fall into the scene and feel it so deeply due to erika's skill and poise and commitment to the story being told
tldr i think erika ishii is incredibly talented and wonderful
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