#this cannot be true

[orbitular]

RUBEN FROM RUBEN AND POLO...... WAS SUPOSED TO BE DATING DOLORES THEN THUMBS COACH.....

[gymleadercheren]

I’m watching Seinfeld and just heard George Costanza say “I’m 33 years old” and I choked on my coke and I’m now having an existential crisis because I’m as old as George Costanza………………. WHAT

[pixiecaps]

one day my friends are going to love someone more than me

[formulakracing]

Not to be dramatic but you might as well book your flight right now because it’s been confirmed since yesterday that Lawson will indeed get that seat (by the official sports channel in France) sorry :(

WHAT⁉️

[xxavaloraxx]

I'd like to just hurt people very badly

[letsdothedamnthings]

WTAF??? Fuck you ABC!!

[scuderia-hamilton]

Thoughts?

https://x.com/autosport/status/1920080689216520350?t=hWplOVJjqQxTpxNJTJFl8g&s=19

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[prlssprfctn]

God, I just know that the family hates playing Scrabble with Jason, because they agree being casual and not search for unusable words through dictionaries intentionally - side eye at Tim, who prior the Scrabble night learned by heart the whole dictionary and spluttered words the next day without even remembering their meaning just because he wanted to win - and then they forget that Jason is English & Literary major. And his casual words are like. Unknown by the half of population.

Jason: Hm-m, geoluread. Dick: There is no way this word is real. Jason: It means yellow-red, actually. Poets and writers used it to describe-- Damian, aka. Nerd Jr: He is right, it is a real word. Tim, groaning: Can we play Uno? Duke: No, no, wait, I use Jason's bizarre knowledge for making my own dictionary to use in school essays and impress teachers, let him cook. Cass, nodding: Good source information. Dick, frustrated: THIS IS NOT EVEN FAIR Stephanie, reaching for her phone: I smell a fight--

[marigoldendragon]

The lifetime ban from Savanaclaw was worth it

[doomednarratiive]

it is the year 2025. you are a cardinal appointed by the late pope whom have just died. you do not know how to run the elections that brings a new pope in place. fortunately a movie published the year before was made regarding your entire job process. the movie that brought along old man/pope yaoi to the masses. you are now watching said movie for guidance.

[realbeefman]

oh im sure

[delsinsfire]

The Hunt Begins - Face your Fears || Bloodborne, FromSoftware

[grayintogreen]

Ludinus Da’leth talks a lot of shit for a guy whose origin story boils down to: “I wasn’t on the Titanic but my family died because of an unrelated iceberg incident and now I glorify the Titanic and its time period and have become an eco-terrorist in the name of destroying the polar ice caps.”

[bklily]

thinking of comedic ways of how the hell that talk is gonna go

[maibeloved]

More gravity falls doodles! Currently reading and decoding Journal 3! Its…its alot 😭

[raevenswritingdesk]

Wanting to leave the council (and Mel) at the drop of a hat because he realised his place is in the lab (and with Viktor), but realising just too late and loosing him in the process due to the repercussions of not choosing him earlier (what happened with Skye and his night with Mel). Jayce Talis the bisexual disaster you are.