#this could be a movie for real

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[jedaos]

he gets it he really does

[starguardianniom]

I need to get this off my chest. Here goes: my dad told me yesterday that he apparently paid a prostitute to have sex with him a few years back, currently he's still seeing her today. Thing is, now he's 64, he has been living with my step mom for 20 years, they have no sex life, but my dad still has his sex drive up the walls, and paid someone because he was going crazy during the pandemic. Said prostitute is 51 years old. Apparently one of her "friends" threw away all her legal stuff, like official papers and birth certificate and all that, so she has no papers to say that she officially exist. Thing is, she came to Canada from Germany when she was a kid. So you could say now that she's kind of an illegal immigrant since she has no papers, despite the fact that she's been living for decades in Canada. And she still hasn't sorted this situation out, apparently she's the type of person who is very generous and loves helping others, but is very hard on herself and doesn't like getting help from other people. My dad tries to help her by telling her she needs to tell her history and send it to the officials so she could maybe get some official papers back, as since she currently has no way to identify herself, she has to pay everything in cash. Her parents are still alive and living in Canada, she also has a brother here too, and a sister in the states. Not gonna lie, I feel that woman is a bit of an idiot for walking around so long without papers and not asking anyone for help about it, apparently some of her friends tried to testify for her that she's been around for years, but still it's not enough, guess she needs her family too, which for some reasons she doesn't dare mention to them her problem. My dad is really head over heels for her, except, well, he's with my step-mom. If she finds out, he's gonna be out of the house, as she's been living in the house years before he got there so it's legally under her name and not his. He stills loves my step mom too though. So far I'm the fourth person he's told, apart from his 3 best friends, so I'm the first in the family to know about it. Somehow I feel like this is the plot of some romantic drama comedy movie or something. I'm seeing him being an idiot in love, and told him repeatedly to his face how stupid he was acting and how fucking lucky he still hasn't been found out yet, and he knows how thin is the line he's walking on, somehow can't pull out, the more he learned about the other woman the more he wants to help her. However, if they're discovered, she'll be fine, he won't be. They both know it, and she's smart enough to not walk with him in public, if they do, she's usually 5 feet in front of him, never holding hands or side by side. As his only daughter and child, I'm watching my old dad making a fool of himself in love, and if it falls to pieces, I'm not gonna be able to help him, as I don't live in the same province as him. In the end I told him to just tell me when she'll dump him, cause I doubt he'll be strong enough to break things first. But right now I get to see live how real the saying "Love makes you dumb" really is. Let me tell you how much I'm screaming and facepalming to hell and back inside. I almost feel like seeing a reboot of the movie Pretty Woman, with some more drama. It's gonna affect him more than me though. He's the one who has the most to lose between the 2 of them. The day I'll hear the end about it I'll tell you how it ended.

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.

[mildarka]

something about sacrifice

[basslinegrave]

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

I actually like the idea of Team Sonic forming a temporary alliance with GUN, it makes sense, but I hope they're still responsible for Shadow.

Imagine Walters feeding Sonic a different story, painting Shadow's origin as an unfortunate accident. Only for Sonic to later find out that what happened wasn't an accident, GUN was using him to fix THEIR mess.

[turtleblogatlast]

I will never be over Leo’s 4D chess play in “Many Unhappy Returns”. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who we’ve seen goofing around time and time again, who’s only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.

And here’s what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, he’s already in game mode.

It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:

“Like your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we don’t want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.”

And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean

[r0b0t1me]

i don't wanna lose you

process

[emacrow]

First, It was Barb was doing night checks on wayne manor cameras surveillance pt 2

Previous post pt 1

She was in a bit of awe when she saw the newest very rare exotic flower Alfred got bloom under the light of the full moon, revealing beautiful crystallized like petals blossom, only for her widening eyes to take noticed of a tiny little pixie like child to pop his little head out of the center of the flower.

His hair was unnatural white fluff like a dandelion in her opinion, eyes glowing an otherworldly green, freckles that sparkle like the stars themselves, ears a bit long and pointy, wearing a odd clothing with a needles strapped to his back, that she could barely catch in camera, the static buzzing sound from her cameras was making it a bit difficult to hear what sound the tiny little fairy boy made as he floated above zooming around the garden a bit like he was excited.

It made barb's inner child squeals, screaming, flipping her tiny princess table at the possibly of Nederland being possible.

Curious little bug, floating around like the fairies in Disney like except of the Glow pixie dust like she seen on the movies, he left a trail of blueish green light that faded away rather quickly with the way he was flying into the slightly opened kitchen's window...

Wait a goddamm minutes..

Barb immediately switch cameras to the kitchen, looking around, only to see it went through the hallway already, switching cameras again, checking the living room, the hallways, only to catch a glimpse of trail glow zooming around.

Crap crap. OK, no need to panic Barb. What do curious pixie like fairies out in the human world.. bring the season right?!, play with children like that Bell fairy did? Finds and take lost things and secretly repair lost things?..! Fairies are weak without pixie dust, they don't live long without it, each fairies has a different part of the seasons, and if you don't believe in them then they immediately die and that cause imbalance in the world without their influence unless you truly believe in fairies to bring back one fairy.(she went through a whole fairy obsession phase as a kid, she still mourns the lost of the create your fairy open world game)

The fairy must've Found a new type of pixie dust to fly without wings if she could recall that one sequel with the new pixie dusts colors thing..?

It was like a game of Where Waldo except where the little mythical fairy boy that couldn't possibly- no no barb don't think about the taboo words, if you think about it and this poor mythical being dies due to your words then the guilt will haunt you Forever.

3 hours in the catch the glimpse of the fairy boy, flying back at to his little flower holding a tiny cube of sugar, a shiny tiny object that she can't get a clear of, and a plump blueberry the size of his little hesr as he lands in the petals that were closing around him. Crystallized back close as if to guard this little fairy being with its own life.

Right when the full moon glimpse was gone out of the sight of the garden from the sky when the smog cloud from the city covering once more.. Barb is writing that down in her notes..

[marshmallowgoop]

no thoughts just Heiji Hattori (HD)

[kennyomegasweave]

1. Stiles left Beacon Hills to never return and left his jeep.

2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles's dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tape but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn't able to run perfectly.

3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn't fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn't abandon it.

4. Eli, Derek's kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.

5. After Derek died. Stiles's dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had "complicated feelings about the Jeep" but it should definitely be Eli's.

So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles's jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn't he kept it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had "complicated feelings about the jeep" but it was Eli's. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.

[escaping-peril12]

BRO??!?!??1?!?

[ryssbelle]

Take it away penny!

[hildegardladyofbones]

One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.