#this has context

[ao3-crack]

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[driedupeyeballs]

PSA if you try to do that mechanical pencil syringe thing in front of me you will get punched

[deathinfeathers]

//Lutebrute > itskugelblitz

[wigglepiggle]

"YOU KNOW WHAT??! IM HAPPY ABOUT THIS MOMENT!!!!!"

for @ripplestarfairies

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

You made the mistake of trying to fuck me to sleep and now you have an even more energised chatty little thing in your lap 🤐

[astiesgoldenberry]

never marry someone who won't treat you right

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[dizzy-pops]

Fuck Walters and fuck Oklahoma

[bemp0]

Reunion

[ottobasso]

[0x4468c7a6a728]

they should make it easier for trans girls...

[tainbocuailnge]

a character can be as perceptive and insightful and intellectually curious as you can possibly imagine the fucking second they show signs of being a little rowdy or boisterous or just generally being cheerful and physically fit they instantly get slapped with the “dumbass” stamp because the faceless masses of general fandom trends still haven’t progressed beyond the immovable jock vs nerd dichotomy i guess

[six-tooth]

been drawing this pathetic rabbit man a lot lately

[cephalog0d]

Dick's Evaluation of Innocence Checklist:

Jason wouldn't kill them

Jason would have covered his tracks/gone to ground more effectively

Jason would have recorded the whole thing on video himself, set it to music, and emailed it to the entire Batfamily with no less than three middle finger emojis (if not an actual picture of him flipping them all off) and since that didn't happen he must not have done it

(Source: Nightwing 2016)

[mechanicaldivine]

[formicarum-rex]

no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?