#this is such a dumb joke but I love it

[floatingfacedownintheocean]

Threw this silly thing on the discord and forgot to post it here!

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Oh my god my sister said Weiss's braid looks like a shrimp and I said "shrimp Weiss" and then I got a fucking funny idea.

Funny idea based on a childhood speech impediment of mine where I couldn't say my r's.

Are you ready?

You're telling me a shrimp fried this Weiss?

[jellyjamheadobb]

The whole club was indeed looking at her

original post (bc I didn’t realize it was from here 💀): https://www.tumblr.com/crazykt/665683092725497856/she-got-the-boots-with-the-fur#

[nocek]

I watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I just had to XDDD

beware the SPOILERS! I mean not really but better to be on safe side ;)

[pervydollfemme]

daily reminder for today that there is no one way to be butch, femme, or to be a butchfemme couple!

butches don't have to be hypermasculine, tall, or muscular. they don't have to be suave and mysterious. they don't need to have overtly masculine interests, like cars or fishing. they don't need to work jobs that are considered traditionally masculine, like construction.

butches can be short. butches can be skinny. butches can be bubbly, optimistic, dorky, and excitable. butches can have soft, "girly" interests, like collecting stuffed animals or baking. butches can work jobs that are considered traditionally feminine, like nursing. butches can be submissive, butches can be bottoms.

femmes don't have to be hyperfeminine, short, or thin. they don't have to be people pleasers or eternal optimists. they don't need to have overtly feminine interests, like fashion or knitting. they don't need to work jobs that are considered traditionally feminine, like secretaries.

femmes can be tall. femmes can be fat. femmes can be stand-offish, reclusive, and self/self-care oriented. femmes can have "masculine" interests, like fixing cars or sports. femmes can work jobs that are considered traditionally masculine, like mechanics. femmes can be dominant, femmes can be tops.

but the magic thing about butches and femmes is they CAN also be "traditional" in their butch or femme identity. butches can be hypermasculine. butches can love sports, butches can be truck drivers. butches can be stone tops, butches can be dominant. femmes can be high femme. femmes can be bubbly and vibrant, femmes can love girly fashion and pretty clothes. femmes can be stone bottoms, femmes can be submissive.

and just the same, there is no one way to be a butchfemme couple. a femme can be taller than their butch. a butch can have a smaller body type than their femme. a femme can top and a butch can bottom.

there! is! no! one! way! to! be! butch! or! femme!

[annakarenina]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989, dir. Stephen Herek

[atalana]

so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with

but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."

[iffondrels-library]

Drew another LU comic. My favorite flavor of Time is bastard. Anyone wanna guess what effect the poe has this time around?

Bonus: the smallest, angriest Wild I could draw.

[gamoraswonder]

+ bonus

COMMUNITY | “Football, Feminism and You”

[cloudberrylane]

Taskmaster NZ (2023): Where is Scorpio?

[zenmai--jikake--no--komoriuta]

Broke: "Happy Valentines Day!" Woke: Bobgoblin Bass is a big fish native to the Middle Thaliak River that is characterised by its often unusually long periods of unavailability and its next known window of uptime will fall on Valentines Day in certain timezones, making this the one and only time you can technically say "I'll Bobgoblin YOUR Bass this Valentiones!" to your loved one this very special time of year--

[ghostyprince]

they sure make me want to unsubscribe sometimes

[thestuffedalligator]

Not to be dramatic, but if we were mutuals and you ever popped up in my notifications with a silly tag even once I've thought about you every day, even if we never spoke, and want to let you know that I wish nothing but the best for you forever.

[jellyjamheadobb]

Good job citizen. Now go drink some water and sit outside with a book.

[youchoseeachother]

Sam, getting to know Dean in season 1.

[earfgoddesss]

I’m a Zukaang shipper with a Zutarian mentality. I think Zuko suffered enough and deserved to get the girl in the end, but the “girl” is super powerful unconditionally-loving Aang.

ZUKO GETS THE GIRL. AKA THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND. BECAUSE AANG IS THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND.