It’s giving “Bitch I’m a Mother, No drama” or “It’s My Dad, Thank you to my Dad”
Say what you want but that man is a FATHER
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Oh, he’s not going anywhere. That’s our cutie pie
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spent all day drawing this, but at what cost
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While visiting my Ex-Marine older brother I was presented with this guest room to stay in
Shadow is Pleased
He says he vibes with the chaos energy
TW: gun
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THIS MAN IS SO, SO, SO MUCH GENDER ENVY I'M SCREAMING AND CRYING AT THE UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL 😭
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The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment
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My texts with one of my cousins consists of him asking me to get something for him (as in he pays and everything it just shows up at my place because he doesn’t trust his roommates) me telling him his package arrived and him being all like 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤠
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Drinking my nightcap of peach soju mixed with mtn dew and anti-depressants thinking about how there are people my age with children.
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He'd been flying above Metropolis.
Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.
It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.
It was really awesome.
Yeah, the keypoint being was.
Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.
"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.
Danny considered this awkward.
Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—
Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?
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Giordano please! I want to see him and young Machete.
Giordano di Calabria, the future Archbishop of Naples, and his good-for-nothing apprentice.
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