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[tuckedawaytulip]

What if Jon was left handed until his hand ended up burned by Jude Perry and he was forced to end up using his right hand because his left never quite worked as well after as it used to? Like his ability to use his hand is just another part the fears have taken from him

[refinedlobotomy]

imagine you had an infection similar to jane prentiss' hive.. a pervasive itch that could never quite be scratched. what if you were being eaten alive and rotting from the inside out. what if you had a partner who loved you through your transformation, who cherished the meat sloughing off your bones; a person who is ultimately devoured by your infestation along with you, when all that's left is the colony. what then.

[babbendecat]

eveyrtime i see someone post Daisy with shit like ACAB pins or shirts I lose a day off my life

like no she's a fucking cop she would not say that!! shes part of the problem actually. shes written deliberatly as a reflection of actual police brutality, she is not a 'good cop'

like did u pay attention to anything about her??

[jonathansimsbecoming]

any archival assistant born after 1983 can't archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

[bloodyraremedium]

some TMA textposts (ignore my horribly inconsistent art style)

[tentotea]

jurgen leitner has been dead for eight slutty, slutty years

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

When Jon started to feel "hungry" for statements the mystery gang really should've just started feeding him bigmacs because there was probably enough fear and mystery that went into the making of that burger at all stages that I feel it would have satisfied him

[thespiderrat]

Thinking about Jonathan sims playing the sims right now

Would he be the kind of person to recreate his house 1:1

Would he torture his sims

Would he get wrapped up in dramatic sims plotlines…

Would he shut down the game entirely and never touch it again

[robert-smirke-official]

nah anons right i wanna fuck most things that are ‘scary’

Taxonomy cancelled we are dividing all avatars into 'fuckable' and 'unfuckable'

[beepbeepdespair]

@stealerofthe2ndbraincell and i were discussing jon's compulsion and. what if it's just puppy dog eyes. big, sopping wet puppy dog eyes. jon just gives people the eyes and says pretty please and they go UGH. okay then. and give their statements. and they get mad because they've been defeated by this man's pathetic little rizz

[tuckedawaytulip]

An idea I find funny is a roommate au where Martin is having to deal with a Jon that is incredibly cuddly when drunk. Like Jon begrudingly lets Martin move in with him after the worm incident when he has nowhere else to go instead of having him stay in the archives and they end up roommates.

[martinblackwoodlover]

Martin Blackwood is one of THE characters of all time. He has no idea what he's doing the first two seasons. He still gets Jon to fall head over heels. He embezzles Pe*er Lu*as's family fortune. He basically runs the institute at one point. He's canonically gay and fat. His love language is tea. He's one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. He's a little bitch. He's desperately lonely. He stabs his boyfriend. Martin Blackwood the man you are <3

[miraigis]

TMAGP THEORY - EXTERNALS AND THE INSTITUTE

i just finished binging tmp and my personal theory regarding the origins of externals is that they are results of failed alchemy transmutations / failed alchemy "experiments" in general / using previous alchemists's works that were related to the "great work"

like for an example of the last one: inksoul trying to replicate the designs of an old alchemist/artist only for their tattoos to become supernatural as they did it and over time that power started to kind of nestle inside them and take over them.

most if not all externals so far have had mutilated and/or inhuman bodies (needles on skin, literal mascot with organs, etc) and i think its safe to assume that they were people who experimented on by the magnus institute, in order to serve their "great work" whatever it is.

we HAVE seen human transmutation attempts in canon before, specifically in sam's "statement" which takes place at the institute.

hell i think that the "gifted child program" may have been to find suitable human bodies to "experiment" on and try transmutations OR to raise possible future alchemists to aid in the great work

now for my thoughts regarding the archivist, the external that arguably has the strongest connection to the institute. since the institute operates differently in this universe i believe the archive's purpose would be to document and, well, archive past works of other alchemists, sort of like a catalogue or a reference. or if it was statements again (which is also likely due to its tendencies to take people's statements and kill them) it could be statements about the people's encounters with the institute's failed experiments, sort of like? risk assessment? now, the archivist is described with many eyes and wearing old rags. which implies that its been around for a while so my guess is that the archivist is just a failed experiment that never left the institute. OR it was intentionally mutated into a creature whose sole purpose was to feed on fear and encounters

idk man its one am and im shaking cuz i watched like 10 episodes today and finally caught up.. honestly i dont know if this is a previously thought or widely accepted theory in the fandom, i was just randomly thinking while going through the wiki and then ran to tumblr to gather my thoughts, u guys r my favorite autism dump website

[jonathansimsbecoming]

you want me to go to work? the thing that killed fiona law and emma harvey and michael shelley and gertrude robinson and sasha james and timothy stoker and

[mikehasfleas]

I keep seeing stuff about the magnus protocol on my dash (which I am refusing to listen to because the memes have told me that jmart are still alive there and that isn't very narratively satisfying to me, no shade to yall or jonny yall can have fun w/ it) and apparently the antichrist and his plus one are a computer virus or something....so I guess you could say they're....yk.....a trojan........just like.........just like in season 4..........when jon and hello jon apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to introduce myse

[cult-of-the-eye]

Thinking about the relationship between a dog and a wolf...does a dog ever think about how in a different universe it too could be howling beneath the moon, running free, with corpses between its jaws? Does it think of that and find the open sky is too cold? Or does it yearn for a chill setting deep into its bones? Does the wolf's hind legs ever tire of running? Or does it sleep peacefully knowing it would prefer pain over shackles any day? Do they ever lock eyes knowing they've come closer to divinity than any of us would ever know?