#to add something thats not in the bingo

[ratguy-nico]

Saw this on twitter and feel like doing it

WARNING Im not actually an artist

Second thing I get almost every box but NO BINGO wtf 🤨

(let the sheet in case you wanna do it 😊)

[schlattsdoll]

Schlatt from the otk iq test video with school girl reader (praise/corruption kink)🙈

mine. all mine. - jschlatt

fem/afab reader

minors dni

warnings: smut, oral (fem receiving), p in v, unprotected sex, schlatt calls himself daddy, rikki sucks at writing endings

notes: im thinking college au?? innocent!girly!reader x fratboy!schlatt??? inject it into my veins. i felt like a FUCKING GENIUS naming the frat hehe. also this is WAY LONGER than i wanted it to be, i got carried away again

it wasnt his fault you looked so good in your pastels and short skirts, paired excellently with knee high socks. your innocence adding to how badly he had wanted to corrupt you, to ruin you. truthfully, this was meant to be a study date, being paired with jay to do scene from romeo and juliet for an acting class. as you read the lines, your face flushed knowing what came next. sensing your nervousness, schlatt stopped you. "hey, you know we don't have to do this." his hand "unintentionally" on your thigh, rubbing soothing circles. you shook your head, "n-no. we're gonna have too. it's not that i don't want too, y-you're very attractive its just, i uh, i've never done this before."

bingo. something as small as taking your first kiss would be more than enough to satisfy him until he could fully ruin you, make you his.

"i'd be more than willing to help doll." he winked, causing your face to flush again, hiding behind your hands. "don't hide that pretty face from me. i mean it, i won't bite. unless ya ask me too." his hand coming up and holding your chin in his hand. he leans down and kisses you gingerly, a soft moment between you too. as you melt into the kiss, schlatt's hands make their way to your face, holding either side of your cheeks. "wow..." you whispered breathlessly after pulling away, smiling. jay smiled too, "how was that toots?"

"can we do that again?"

you two had practiced the kiss, several more times than needed, each time increasing in force and passion. hands wrapped in each others hair, at one point you wound up in his lap.

thats how you wound up in his bed at the omicron theta kappa (otk) house. your back against his pillows, legs spread and skirt hiked up while he sat between them. his large fingers tracing the wet patch in your pink panties, teasing your soaked core while you wriggled under his touch. "j-johnathan." you whined out breathlessly. "is all this from me kissing you baby? look at you, ever touched yourself before dolly?" you hid your face in your hands ashamed and his smirk grew. "nothing wrong with making yourself feel good baby, lemme make you feel good. can i toots?" he started to pull your underwear down as you nodded your head, words lost in your throat. "use your words doll. i won't do anything unless i hear you say it." you manage to choke out a yes, very weakly. schlatt helps you wiggle out out of the now drenched panties, and smiles down at you. "if it gets too much, let me know."

schlatt takes a headband off his nightstand and pushes his hair back, and tentatively licks your sopping cunt, causing you to bite back a moan. "doll, lemme hear you. wanna hear all the pretty sounds you're gonna make." his mouth returning to your pussy, giving little kitten licks to your clit. normally, he was a complete munch, but he has to hold himself back to not overstimulate you. he brings his hand down to slowly insert a finger into your wet heat. you squirm and a little moan escapes your lips as he smirks once again. "you're so tight baby, gonna have to stretch you out before i can make you mine. that's what you are right, my little dolly?" he leans up to kiss you while he fingers you, tasting yourself on his tongue. he deepens the kiss when he adds a second finger, loving the way you moaned into the kiss. he pulls away to instruct you, "grind your hips down baby. that's it, my good girl."

jay caught how you had reacted to being called that. "oh you liked that didn't you? my good girl, love this tight fuckin pussy. can't wait to taste more of you." his thumb reached up to up to rub your clit, his fingers curling and hitting that sweet spot you've never been able to hit. he felt your walls clench around his fingers and he sped up just a little, "gonna cum for me toots? go on, cum for daddy."

your orgasm hits you like a brick wall, cumming hard around him leaving you breathless. schlatt pulls out his fingers and licks them clean, "so fucking yummy. wanna taste you everyday."

you go to sit up and get on your knees, when he looks at you like a confused puppy. "whatcha doin toots?" you look up at him, "a-aren't i supposed to do something for you now?" his cock twitched in his pants at the thought of ruining your pretty makeup and your pretty glossed lips around his cock, but he was eager to have you a moaning mess under him again. "next time baby, right now it's all about making you feel good. lay back f'me." you listened to the bigger man, laying back down, legs spread again. "such a good girl, listening to me. bet if i asked you to you'd play with that puffy clit again." schlatt pulled down his gray sweatpants and boxers in one fell swoop, so ready to stretch and mold you to his dick. your eyes widened at the sight of him, it was bigger than anything you've seen before in videos. you audibly gasped, stroking his ego. "don't worry doll, i'll be gentle with you. don't wanna break you. not yet at least."

he stroked himself, getting his knees onto the bed and lining himself up with your entrance. he barely put his tip in before you were moaning and writhing under him. slowly, he went in inch by inch, letting out a few guttural grunts and moans himself. "fuckin hell, s'fuckin tight baby. his hand went down to rub your clit gently, and you relaxed a little, letting him slip inside you more. once you gave him the all clear to move, his hips slid back and forward, pulling out just enough to have you whining before sliding back in.

"so good f'me doll. such a good girl, best fuckin pussy i've ever had nd its all mine isnt it? say it. say who you belong to."

you whine at his words, managing a pathetic whine of "you, oh fuck." he smirks and knows what he wants out of you, "say my name baby. fucking say it."

"johnathan!" you borderline screamed as you felt your second orgasm of the night coming on. "that's it, my good girl, cum for me." he felt himself getting close, balls tightening. "fuck, 'm gonna cum." he pulled out and stroked himself until he finished on your thigh with a groan.

running to the bathroom, he grabs a clean washcloth to clean off his sperm and clean off himself. then, he lays down behind you, holding you by the waist close to him. "i wasn't kidding when i said i wanted to make you mine doll. i really do, so whaddya sa? will you be mine?"

"'m yours jay."

as always, my inbox is open!! send in requests 💚

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

HELLO!!! i have a request for a platonic Crowley and Aziraphale x fem!reader with she/they pronouns 😄 if you know Nimona, then thats what i want the reader to be like. theyre a spunky, immortal, young teenager anarchist who can shapeshift and has unnaturally coloured eyes and hair. one day they find the two (husbands), and kinda just stays, so Crowley and Aziraphale accept their fate!! i dont mind if you decide to include a smudge of angst (or a shit ton whatever you prefer, but im impartial to both, so do with that what you will,) because after the newest season, i cant get enough of it.

many thanks!!

Oh! I haven't seen the movie but I know about Nimona!

......

You met Aziraphale and Crowley in 537 AD, encountering them by pure chance.

At first you intimidate them as a dragon, thinking they were two hapless knights who lost their way back to their kingdom..

Until you saw Crowley's snake eyes, and you realize he's not human at all.

"You there...I like your eyes.....are you another shapeshifter?"

"...um..nope." The demon in black armor looks incredibly confused, especially at this dragon talking to him. "Don't know what gave you that idea.."

"Well technically he is." The white knight adds on, smiling nervously. "You see, my erm..."rival" here is something of a serpent who was sent to-"

"Shut it, Angel. This beast doesn't need our lifestory! Now if you could kindly excuse us, o' great dragon, we have to discuss-"

"Hate to break it to you, but....I'm not actually a dragon."

"Then what are you exactly? You...said something about "shapeshifting" before, didn't you?"

To answer Crowley's question, you transform into a young human clad in knight armor, taking off your helmet to reveal your unnaturally-colored eyes and hair, smiling. "Bingo."

The pair are quite impressed, so they have no reason to hide the fact they were an angel and demon.

You explained how you've had these shapeshifting powers for a long time, being on the run since everyone thinks you're a "cursed child" or some monster that was once banished, wanting nothing more than to drive a sword through your heart.

When it's clear that neither Aziraphale nor Crowley have any intentions of hurting you....that's when you decided to stick with them.

It took them 20 years to realize you never aged, learning you're an immortal being in a teenager's body.

Your powers allow you to keep up with the times, disguising yourself as animals, people...or even angels and demons if your heart so desired.

Sometimes you'll turn into a snake much like Crowley's own snake form (although your scales have the color of your hair, ofc, so you're not 100% identical).

You haven't mastered turning just your head into a snake, however.

In the modern era, you enjoy being a nightingale after learning they were both fond of those birds, often singing in the bookshop out of boredom.

Although Crowley's fully aware you're not a demon, you got a spunky and rebellious personality and love getting up to mischief.

And he 100% encourages this (while poor Aziraphale's practically begging you to stay out of trouble).

But you're definitely on the angel's side anytime he compliments Crowley, who just snarls and denies ever doing something "nice" or "good".

You don't believe he's all that evil for even a moment.

While you're aware that they have to act like they despise each other bc they're on opposite sides...in your eyes, they behave so much like an old married human couple.

Aziraphale emphasizing "our car" when talking about the Bentley made you roll your eyes and joke about when the wedding's gonna start.

When Aziraphale returns to Heaven without Crowley, you realize that maybe your "marriage jokes" went a bit too far...even though neither of them blame you for their falling out.

Still, you feel bad bc you can tell Crowley was genuinely in love with him.

You overheard everything, and after his "no nightingales" remark, you're reluctant to shapeshift into one again out of fear of upsetting him.

Yet he asks you, too, as he couldn't bear the silence in the bookshop anymore...and listening to any of Aziraphale's music records would've been too painful for him.

You obliged, staying perched on his shoulder as he stared out the window for hours...hoping that his angel would come back to him.

You hoped so, too, waiting everyday by his side...until the end of time if you had to.

[lokimobius]

11.🫶 Teasing or sensual touch with lokius 🥺🙏💕

Maybe loki making it his mission to make mobius come apart with nothing but gentle touches to his body 🥺👉👈

Posted to ao3 too, if thats easier for people to read!

i also realised that this covers two of the prompts in my @lokiusbingo card too!!! i'm on a roll! "In the dark" & "Loki flustering Mobius". I'll add my bingo card to the end of this post!

Please enjoy some Loki teasing Mobius. This is suggestive, but sfw! 🥺💕

The wind howled against the cabin window, rattling the glass in a way that made Mobius worry whether it would break. A snowstorm raged outside, and Mobius buried himself deeper into his sheets, trying his best to stay warm. The forecast on the radio said that the storm would pass tomorrow evening, so until then, he and his team were trapped.

He rolled over on his side, turning his back to the window, and tried desperately to fight off the sleep that was trying to take hold of him.

The door to his room opened and closed slowly, floorboards creaking as someone made their way in quietly. He smiled into his pillow as he heard a sigh, frustration palpable as another floorboard creaked loudly under their foot.

He lay still, listening to the sound of fabric rustling, then falling to the floor as the bedsheets were lifted and Loki slid in next to him. He wrapped his arm around Mobius’ waist and pulled his back close to his chest.

“You made it,” he murmured.

Loki breathed in sharply. “I thought you were asleep.”

“I nearly was.”

“I’m sorry I kept you waiting,” Loki whispered. “Everyone decided to stay up late playing cards, and I couldn’t sneak past until they all returned to their rooms.”

“That’s ok,” He said, moving his body closer to Loki's, “You’re here now.”

Loki pressed a light kiss on his shoulder and nestled his head into him, his hot breath tickling the hairs at the nape of his neck.

Sleep beckoned him once again. Now that Loki was with him, he let it win. He felt himself begin to drift off. With Loki’s body wrapped close behind his, he felt safe, and he let himself be pulled deeper into the warmth of sleep.

He listened to Loki’s steady breathing behind him and smiled. The sound was comforting. He loved Loki being so close to him.

As much as it pained him to sneak around with Loki, part of him found it thrilling. They had to limit themselves to late evenings, only spending time together in the dark. Sometimes, the sun would bleed through the cracks in the curtain, signifying the start of a new day, and Loki would still be with him, wrapped tightly in his arms. Mobius would look down at the sleeping god and imagine what it would be like to wake up beside him every day for the rest of his life.

He was pulled out of his blissful dream suddenly by the feeling of cold fingers against his stomach. He shivered slightly as Loki rubbed small circles against the skin under his shirt.

“You’re freezing.” He whined.

Loki laughed, blowing more hot air onto his neck. He traced his hands over Mobius’ abdomen gently, his fingers barely touching him. The delicate touch gave him goosebumps.

“Loki, I’m trying to sleep.” He breathed out softer than he wanted.

“And I’ve been waiting all day to touch you,” Loki responded, kissing the back of his neck softly. “Do you know how hard it is to pretend? Not being able to be near you like this.”

“You know that we can’t... You know that I can’t be seen with you. It’s irresponsible of me.”

“Good job I’m irresponsible enough for the both of us,” Loki responded, moving his hand to swipe against his ribs. “Now relax and let me touch you.”

Loki began to move his hand slowly up his body, touching every part of him he could reach. His head felt hazy now for a completely different reason. There was something about the way that Loki’s cold hands felt against his warm skin that made him feel light-headed.

His fingers moved gracefully, leaving goosebumps in their wake. They rubbed gently over his chest, causing him to gasp loudly.

“Be quiet, Mobius.” Loki purred, “The walls are thin; anyone could hear us.”

He could hear the smile on Loki’s lips as he spoke, and he felt dizzier. Loki’s aura was so all-encompassing that he could barely bring himself to care about the others hearing him.

Loki moved so that he was leaning over Mobius’ back; his head rested on his shoulder so that he could see Mobius’ face. He flushed at being observed so closely, and Loki laughed quietly.

His hand travelled down his body now, tracing the line of his waist and landing on his hip. He pushed down his shorts so he could stroke across his thigh before he spread his fingers and grabbed him, squeezing the muscle firmly.

Mobius responded by trying to move himself back into Loki. But Loki’s grip tightened on his thigh, his nails digging into his skin slightly.

“Stay still, Mobius.” He said directly into his ear.  

Mobius shuddered and did as he was told.

Loki continued his exploration of Mobius’ body, never touching him where he needed to be touched the most.

“Stop teasing me.” Mobius groaned. “This isn’t fair!”

Loki laughed darkly and trailed his hand up Mobius’ arm towards his shoulder. He let his hand sit there for a while, seeing how Mobius would react to the stillness.

Mobius felt desperate, a feeling that he often felt when he was around Loki. His touch was somehow too much and not enough at the same time. He needed more; he wanted Loki to leave no part of his body untouched. But he also needed him to stop. Loki alternated between soft, gentle touches and rougher, hungry touches. Just as he got used to one, he’d switch to the other, leaving him disoriented most wonderfully.

“Loki!”

Loki leant over Mobius’ side further, covering most of his body with his.

“Yes?” He smirked.

“I need...”

“You need what, Mobius?”

Mobius huffed in place of an answer. Not knowing if he wanted to ask for more or less.

Loki laughed again and pressed a kiss to his cheek. His hand had reached Mobius’ neck now, his fingertips skimming across his Adam's apple before moving to stroke across his jaw.

More. He needed more.

By the time he decided this, though, Loki had retreated. He settled against Mobius’ back again and rested his hand on his waist gently.

“You need to sleep, Mobius.”

Unbelievable.  

He flipped himself around so that they were face-to-face. Loki’s smile twisted into a smirk as their eyes met, and Mobius growled in frustration. He was such an insufferable tease.

“You’re going to finish what you started, or I’m kicking you out.”

Loki’s eyebrows shot up, and he tried his best to conceal a laugh.

“Shhh!” Mobius reached to slam a hand over Loki’s mouth, but Loki caught it mid-air. He threaded their fingers together and kissed his knuckles soothingly.

“You would never.” He grinned “You want me too much.”

“Do something, or I’ll prove you wrong!”

Loki closed his eyes, pulling their hands close to his chest with a gentle smile.

“No. I don’t think I will.”

[rpreaperperson]

Chapter 8:  Capture El Sin Nombre

Masterlist

A young woman humming a song enjoying her peaceful day until..her ears catch some noise from behind the bushes halting her humming as she slowly approaching the bushes

“Hello?” then she saw

A little black cat

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“ya sure ‘bout this?”whisper Soap

“if she’s in then Im in, with her small stature now ,it would be more easier for digging infomation” Graves crossing his arm on his chest

“Could use more eyes there”add Ghost

“Bingo” Soap clutching his vest tightly and biting his lips, glances at Alejandro who adjusting a collar with little camere around Claw's neck

“Ready Gatita?”

“Nyauw!”

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Her fluffy head popped out from the bushes, watching the guards guarding the front door each of them fully armed

“okay Claw just wait until Soap comes” speak Graves from her collar

“Mrreow...” she flattened her ears She didn’t Soap to be the bait for it even though she tried to convince them they were still adamant about her sneaking there alone

‘Men...I just dont Master Soap getting hurt’ her tails swishing annoyed

“There he is”

Claw perked up when she saw Soap walk to the guards with hand in the air, she flinched when the guards shot at his feet halting his step

‘How DARE theyy..’ she growled

“Easy there kitten..we can hear you growling”

The guards cover Soap's head with a sack and guide him inside, she follows them inside unnoticed

follow them under the shadow, she halted when the guard escorted him into an elevator

“Underground huh should know it”

Claw was devastated when she couldn’t follow Soap

“Listen Claw I need you to sneak around find anything, something that lead us to the boss got that?” she begrudgingly obeyed Graves and snooping around the mansion and got some information whether it was related to El Sin Nombre or not.

Until she enters the garage area, Claw halts her steps

‘o-oh..’

 “oh..shit..” Graves muttered from the camera

The creature in front of her growled its body hunched ready to pounce on her, showing its blunt fangs

A rival for cat...

‘its a Dog..’

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Meanwhile, Soap manages to get from that basement alive after he is ‘questioned’ by Diego and the female sicaria Valeria

His mission now is to search for Sin Nombre.

“Soap you copy?”

“I copy, how’s Claw situation Graves?”

“Bad she fighting two dogs right now”

“What?!” Soap glance Alejandro with urgency

“She’s at the garage right now”

“I think the help wont be needed Graves” snide Ghost, seemingly proud at Claw

“Why..oh...guess backup wont be needed”

A ‘wtf’ face platered against his mask, Soap cocking his eyebrows

“Anyway I found where El sin Nombre is, he is in the penthouse Third floor problem is only with Diego keycard to go through there”

“Where’s Diego?” ask Ghost

“The ofrenda, second floor” answer Alejandro

“Then Claw will find the keycard, Claw go get the keycard “ command Ghost

“Nyauw!” hearing her cue she jumped through the roof leaving the uncouncious Dogs behind, stealthily avoiding the guard hiding her little furry body in the dark, roof after roof she jumped until she landed on a window through the window she saw a bald man

“there’s Diego kitten” and in front of Diego there’s the keycard she looking for, Quitely as she could Claw open the window

Diego saw something in the corner of his eyes, and then he glanced...

But found nothing but an open window, he huffed and then walked into the window closing it shut not knowing a furry creature had stolen his keycard and escaping towards the door.

“good job Claw now bring it to Soap, he waiting for you with Alejandro on the elevator”

While bringing the keycard in her mouth she trotted her way into the elevator, there she saw Soap with a mask on and Alejandro in a guard suit

Kneeling in front of Claw Soap taking the keycard from her mouth

“Nice work Claw” petting her head

“Thats my Gatita” Alejandro opened the elevator, and three of them entered the elevator while both Alejandro and Soap holding their gun, Claw getting ready her sharp nails inside those fluffy paws

‘Time to catch Bad guys!’

When the elevator opened she followed both Alejandro and Soap, trotting her way to Sin Nombre, Soap stared at her with full of uncertain

“Alejandro..”

“Yes hermano?”

“You sure about Claw? She’s not return to her human form..”

“Hermano...do you want other men to see her naked?”

“....Shit no”

Then they halt upon a locked door with a guard behind it, Alejandro signals Soap to be quiet and knocks on the door

“ID”

“C-4, I have a visitor for the boss”

The door opens, then Alejandro rushes to knock out the guard

‘Ohhh~ Master Ale so cool!’ Claw stared at Alejandro in awe, she walked into the double door sniffing under the door

A familiar scent, she smelled this scent too when she gathered the intel from the stray she found when she was about to peek under there her body being picked up by Alejandro putting her away from the door.

“Stay there Gatita, dont think about engange a fight with that form”

‘Boo...’ she pouting puffing her fluffy cheeks

He put a snake cam under the door

“Snake cam is set, Time to get PID on El Sin Nombre”

“Let’s put face to the nameless”

Her tails tapping in boredom and annoyance, she glanced at the unconscious guard still standing on her guard ready to pounce the guard if he woke up

Then she saw Alejandro and Soap standing up preparing their gun, ignoring what Alejandro told her she was going to fight anyways

The Colonel kicked the door open shooting at the guards, she saw the opportunities slithering her way to the short black hair woman

“CLAW!” Soap yell in urgency, mumble a curse he shot the last guard and follow after Claw

“She’s after Valeria!”

Claw jumped into Valeria back, making she halt and fall down into the ground

“Ay! What the –“ she saw a fluffy creature on her back glaring at her menacingly (to be honest the that she makes right now it just makes her more adorable) although she doesn’t notice a lil’ blush on Valeria face

“Down! Get down, now!” command Graves from the helicopter

“I already down! Motherfucker!” yell Valeria annoyed, gritted her teeth

“oh yea...Ground Team, you clear to move in” there Soap and Alejandro, Claw meow’ed at Soap

“Secure her, I’ll cover” Soap approaches Valeria, and stares at Claw whether wants to scold her for disobeying Alejandro or praise her for capturing Valeria

“good job Claw” ruffling her head

“Nyauww~!”

Oh well ...Soap is a deeply sucker for Claw

Taglist: @lilpothoscuttings @kaoyamamegami

[xdemonicheartx]

Ive been struggling a lot with my self image to the point I’m having breakdowns in the mirror. I need help from anyone who can.

I’m AFAB agender/non binary and ive got some gripes about me I want help in altering in any way if I could get help finding resources or workouts or anything that would help me achieve a more masculine silhouette I would kiss you on the mouth (with your consent of course )

I am 24 years old, 5’7”/170.18cm, 195lbs/88.5kg, type one diabetic, neurodivergent (diagnosed ADHD, high suspicion of comorbid Autism though i cannot get an official diagnosis because the waitlist closest to home is a 2 year wait as of 2022) fibromyalgia is also present for anyone who needs any context regarding health concerns surrounding medical procedures they might recommend or suggest

Below are the things I need help in changing as a list with some details surrounding my anatomical structure

My goal is to be completely unsure if I’m a male or female with a look alone but with androgyny that can be a pretty broad area. I know if I gain upper body musculature that can help but I cannot afford a gym membership yet

vvv More below vvv

I have an exceptionally voluptuous butt. Its almost comical to me, I would say I’m slim-thick or pear shaped. Its the type of back end that a lot of cis femme women would covet, its mostly muscle tissue due to years of athletics but theres also scar tissue from years of insulin injections

My hips are VERY wide. Like I said I’m pear shaped, I hate the curvy figure I have and its rounded edges, I have small pockets of fat resting on my hips that only add to the figure

I have a very stubborn hormonal fat deposit on my stomach I want to stop oral birth control which is the most likely culprit but I currently cannot until I can get a hysterectomy

I have a muffin top and artificial hip dips due to fat deposits that I am looking to tame

Chest dysphoria, I don’t have large boobs, they’re a perky B/C cup. I would consider top surgery but I don’t know how to bring that up with my partner. I do use a fytist binder and I love how my chest looks flat/with nice pectoral muscle (even if its smushed boob). My partner loves the way I am shaped overall but I do not. (He/him/they/them bisexual)

Facial features are so rounded and I cant contour to save my life. I know losing weight will be seen in the face first but what else can I do?

Speaking of face I have loose skin under my chin thats not a double chin but any type of glance downward makes a pseudo double chin and I’m incredibly insecure about it. I have a relatively feminine jaw line and I have a jaw exerciser/silicone bite that I need to use more. Are neck tucks something available for me?

I have hooded eyes, they make me look so tired. I know eye lid lifts are a procedure but thats something I would need to save up for and plan for, I am unsure if losing weight would change this

The triceps of my arms feel like they’re on the road to bingo wings/bat wings, I know the tricep is supposed to hang freely when relaxed and not in use but when my arm hands at my side there is a bit of pudge above my elbow that says “body fat” and not soft muscle

I understand weight loss can help with a small handful of these and muscle building can too but there are additional features and traits that cannot be worked for aside from medical intervention and cosmetic electives. I’m looking for workouts, medical procedures and price ranges, shapewear, makeup tutorials, diets that help in weight loss or muscle gain, and literally anything else that might help me feel like this is my body. Its becoming a large hinderance on my mental wellbeing

I really cannot keep dwelling on how my body is wrong when its something I am stuck with for life so all I can do is work to alter it and care for it. However I know these alterations are possible. Ive seen incredible transformations and transitions within the trans community and NB communities and I’m really hoping some of your experiences can be passed onto me so that I can live as myself too

I appreciate those that have taken the time to read this far. Thank you

[robotsafari]

bitsniper is so interesting to me as a pureblood heartless because the only time we see it is in ansem’s world of chaos phase, and it begs the question if whether or not this was a pureblood ansem created himself using his own darkness. or perhaps….

headcanon / theory time ????

its kinda all over the place but it is implied during the entire ansem final boss fights riku is still possessed. (or at least its just his body because final mix made it worse due to the new scene of him in the realm of darkness where he ??? has a body?? or maybe its his heart and soul?? wouldnt he technically get a nobody because of the separation?? is it implied riku is no longer possessed?? but ansem had his body a few minutes ago?? do you see the problem this creates.) in ansem’s speech he show ups initially as riku and then transforms into his own preferred form. let me add a little more onto this, even if it might not count, but there is an unused scrapped ansem phase where you wouldve fought riku-ansem AGAIN this time in a destroyed destiny islands. now even if it is scrapped it implies that ansem is still possessing him, but as i said earlier that is already proven by the fact that he shows up as riku first.

ok so with this in mind i need to establish something to prove my point even further.. SOUL EATER ISNT ANSEM’S. riku first uses soul eater after maleficent gives him dark powers. now her whole thing is thorny vines, dragons, spinning wheels that kill you on your 16th birthday, gothic castles, anthro animal goons, being an evil fairy and one of the coolest disney villains ever. but not bat wings. so this bat theming is implied to be riku’s own darkness, and his alone. (even DARK MODE is something riku gets pre-ansem possession) so why does ansem have a double edged soul eater in his final phase? its shrimple, hes taking that from riku. riku’s own darkness.

so anyone implying that “way to the dawn is a bad thing !! because!! look !! oh nooo !! the ANSEM SWORD is still on it!! thats the thing from his abuser !!” is fuckign wrong because soul eater never belonged to ansem, nor maleficent. that is a sword riku made with his own darkness, he is now just combining it with his own light. creating the keyblade that will carve his road to dawn. so get fucked, braveheart defenders.

ok . cool. but what is even the headcanon? well you might think im crazy but … i think bitsnipers are made from riku’s darkness. RIKU IS A BAT. WE KNOW THIS. look at the bitsnipers design, TEH BAT WINGS. like?? its gotta be from riku. like i said before. riku is still possessed and ansem is taking things from him like his cool sword that is part of his darkness so who says he can’t create heartless from it either. bingo checkmate whatever the fuck THE BITSNIPER IS RIKUS DARKNESS ACTUALLY. as much as i associated it with ansem . but like in the same way riku is ansems son by pure fact of just fucking trust me he was a father figure to riku in the worst way possible but it was admittedly fucking funny, the bitsnipers are also ansem’s children. riku has bitsniper siblings. oh how his family grows …

final verdict: just fucking trust me . kingdom hearts gets funnier if you think about it in deranged and unorthodox ways . like i do.

[chuuyascumsock]

Helloooo

That rat reaction pic was both adorable and had me laughing my ass offf(my sense of humor is lowkey highkey kinda broken so apologies 😭)

ALSO

ME??? A MONSTERFUCKER??????HUH?? THAT SOUNDS DEPLORABLE! But youre right so anyway- (kinda actually saw a monsterfucker bingo and did it{yknow just for funsies and shi} and like i ticked off 10 of the 24 boxes? i mean i think thats enough to qualify??? Right??)

okie soo umm i kinda waited too long to type out the thoughts and they um *disssipated* so immm kinda gonna string together the crumbs i still remember🥲

(Also like to clarify when i say werewolf,i kinda mean like the something between like that one halloween official art and atsushi when he’s in his weretiger form?)

Imagine werewolf chuuya who just cant keep his hands off you when he’s in heat,he just NEEDS you,CARNALLY

While you’re cooking dinner he’ll come up behind you and wrap his arms around you,nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck,lightly nibbling on your skin and just slightly grinding his crotch into your ass.

After a while you can feel his hard on and how hes desperately trying to hold himself back.

so you do the only sensible thing you can think of~

You turn around and kiss him~

You have no idea how it escalated from a passionate kiss to this,but now he has you bent over the kitchen island,your underwear discarded and forgotten while he frees his hard cock from his now-tight pants.he coats his dick in lube and precum before he thrusts into your rear,(although he’d love to go right at it,he knows your only human and would never want to hurt you) going at an inhuman speed and illicitting the most lewd little sounds for you~

His claws sinking into your hips to hold you in one place,all the while he’s letting out breathy “good girl/boy” and “that’s it take it hnghh you take me so good doll” s as he ruts into your ass.as he feels his climax nearing he goes harder and deeper his throbbing cock continuously hitting your g-spot causing you you whine and moan out loud,all which makes him go harder,the feeling of your tight little hole driving him over the edge and when he finally comes its thick sticky and he doesn’t let a single drop seep out.he continues rutting into you,fuckin his come back into you while keeping you locked in a mating press.after around two to three more rounds(now having moved to the bedroom) he slows down and makes sure your okay.he loves to see the fucked out look on your face as he cleans you up and as he sees your silly little hole white and glazy with his come he has to resist the urge to plug you up and let you stay that way until your next session,but if youve previously said your okay with it he’s definitely gonna do it-

Once your tucked in all nice clean (and *cough*plugged up) he gets into bed as well spooning you and lightly licking the bites and hickey now covering your neck and collarbone.

(I wanna add some more but i think this is already long enough.i hope this makes sense and sounds coherent at least,i think i got a little lost in the sauce🥲)

Also yess i saw that voyeurism tag👀👀👀 (got me wet just thinking about it🫣)

Ooh and also of smut,fluff,angst and crack,What’s your favorite??

And bestie(am i allowed to call you that?) im like 99.99% your irl personality is just as great as your online one🙄🤚

That isnt debatable btw🫶

I speak facts not fiction 😌

Well except for the smut,that’s fictional-

ACTUALLY NO FRICK IT THATS FACTS TOO!🙌

And to end this silly,goofy and unreasonably long ask id just like to wish you a lovely day/afternoon/evening/night filled with snackies,dopamine-inducing events and a lot of,as you said, H2hoe!

Stay safe and slay safe😌💅🏻

(Help its 4.50 am😭🥲)

-🧀

YOU DID, YOU DID GET LOST IN THE SAUCE, YOU WERE DROWNING IN IT 😭 BUT IT WAS GOOD SAUCE, DELICIOUS SAUCE EVEN. (Fr made me choke on my mango and everything while reading).

Glad you specified that you didn’t mean Chuuya like full furry mode or that would’ve been awky 💀

Literally Chuuya— but THAT WAS SO GOOD ACTUALLY. I can’t believe you wrote almost a full smutshot in my inbox, you should rlly write this down and post your own smut LMAO.

I forgot to add something to my Detective Chuuya summary, but it’s ok, I fixed it 🤭

My favorite genre is crack, I feel like I write top tier crack ngl, my Ai chats also look insane with all the silly stuff I do with the characters (literally mostly Dazai bc I kin him so doing platonically silly shit w/ him is my comfort).

AND YES YOU CAN CALL ME BESTIE— I feel like we’re definitely past that 😈 But I will have to deny my irl personality being just as good as my online one because I am socially inept 🥰

ALSO GET SOME SLEEP BESTIE CAUSE THAT’S SUPER IMPORTANT (I’m a hypocrite). BUT EAT A GOOD BREAKFAST AND FUCK UP THOSE CLASSES 💪😼

[liauditore]

Thought I might say hello and make some small talk, seeing that I'm camping on your trafficshipping tag and all.

Well hi! Lovely place you've got here. Fantastic art, GREAT vibes, very nice. I'm specially enjoying your character rambling; your takes on them are super interesting and they tickle my brain 👀

May I send Divorce Fource/Quartet and Majorwood for the shipping bingo? Divorce Fource were a right mess (affectionate <3) and a perfect one at that, but I can't help but wonder how the recipe would have turned out if the soul ties were Cleo-Pearl, Martyn-Scott.

Also there is so much potential in Limlife Majorwood for eroguro if you're nasty. Which I am. Time cannibalism, respawning mechanics, birthday time... blender go brrrr 👀

!!!!!!!

y'all are really enabling my habit of long ass posts huh 😭😭

OK SO first off thankyou so much?? thats so sweet?????? 😭😭 i really don't think my character ramblings are anything special, but i like reading other ppls insane takes so i thought i'd provide others with the same 👍

not to get too into it but i feel like a series like life smp is best enjoyed with your own crazy delulu takes (similar to touhou if anyone heres familiar w/ that fandom). and it makes me kinda sad to see ppl arguing abt whats 'canon' or 'correct' cus that's no fun lol

ANYWAY yeah uh im glad u like the vibes!! :J

TREEBARK

this one first cus chronology. I honestly don't know if there's anything I can say here that hasn't been said before? But yeah they're. tasty. something about martyn waiting the entirety of third life to betray ren and never getting the chance and now longing to have him back. lots of regret but regret. for what. yknow. and ren always looking out for martyn even from a distance. and then martyn losing that connection in limlife.

yeah i can see why people ship lmao

uhh i don't really know what else to write here so have some of my insane ramblings copy+pasted from my shipping doc 👍

Martyn fancies himself a schemer, someone who's not afraid to play the game the way it's intended. If that means earning a powerful ally's trust only to shatter it then he was going to do it. Only, Martyn's bark is worse than his bite, and every night he spends in lying awake in those soft, warm sheets that Ren had laid out just for him (freshly washed too, he might add. Smelled like sunshine) he wonders if he can do it. He can, of course. (he can't. he won't. he's too soft. soft and useless.) He'd cut his head off already. (he wants to vomit) (this is why no one needs you. wants you. loves you) Who cares about other people anyway? He is the only one who really matters. (the thought of being alone makes him want to cry) Ren, on the other hand, is a capable leader. The definition of loyal and dependable, if not a bit dramatic. He struggles with self-worth, being good enough, useful enough, powerful enough. But to others, he's the opposite, caring and protective of any who would ask for his aid. After all, every citizen deserves to live in safety and comfort, and providing that is what a good King would do. ~ Martyn's not as sneaky as he thinks he is. Ren knows. Ren sees the signs. It's a death game for a reason. But he doesn't let Martyn know. He doesn't even hold it against him. He doesn't see the bloodthirst anymore, only the broken pieces lying underneath. ~ or the King's Hand, it was the thrill of feeling Useful, Powerful, Feared (loved). He was going to miss it after he betrayed him, the high of bloodlust, the smell in the air as he charged into battle. (the way his hands held him so gently) For the King himself, deep down he knew it was never to be. He had met a monster, but he hoped his efforts calmed the storm ever so slightly. On some days, he pretends to forget about the death game entirely and imagines the speech he'd give to retire his Hand. "You don't have to fight anymore," he'd say, "I'll take care of you from now on, I promise. So put the sword down, okay?" But in the end, it was all a fantasy, wasn't it?

^ yes this is so cheesy but so are they.

Cry with me again Smile with me again Scream with me again Sing with me again Dance with me again Talk to me again…

"Lower One's Eyes" (Oktavia translyrics)

MAJORWOOD

I think.. I talk too much abt scott seeing as that's who everyone points out when it comes to my headcanons 😭😭 but uh i swear everyone else is just as messed up. and martyn is like. just as bad if not worse (if that wasn't made clear from my ramblings before)

anyway uh say it with me rebound 👏 relationship 👏

i think they're both.. very numb to it all once limlife rolls around. they're just tired and have this mutual understanding and both think they're horrible people. martyn just wants to play the game. scott doesn't even know what he wants anymore.

but ofc, they're both still human and want love and comfort, so they try to seek that from one another. even if it's fake. even if it doesn't matter in the end.

Baby, though I've closed my eyes I know who you pretend I am I know who you pretend I am

Washing Machine Heart (Mitski)

We’re the Delusioned Victim Cash-in Union Praise to the “love” that will bring salvation!  Two fools singing to a shallow melody Restart, reflation, teleportation Time and again we’re stuck in rotation Circles inside a love without any ending

MKDR (SirHamnet Lyrics)

Scott uses Martyn as a replacement for Jimmy and Martyn uses Scott as a replacement for Ren. they know they dislike eachother (see: all of double life) and that only one of them will make it out alive. but they can't get that love and comfort from anyone else now.

also uhhh eroguro my beloved...... im assuming this is getting brought up cus of my mentions of loving eroguro in the past. and yes to all of that very much i agree. but i do have kind of.. a limit to what i do w/ these characters specifically because of the fandom/ccs (at least publicly). if i ever do decide to share the nastier stuff in my head or go into detail on gore and whatnot i'd probs make a sideblog and tuck it away and maybe block scott and martyn for always somehow showing up on my posts lmao

[borathae]

Chapter 24

is that jimin? unless we still havent saved yoongi's number? BALLET YEAH THATS JIMIN

Do they want you to wear ballet shoes? Was it a typo? Or nonsense babbling of a very bad AI?  fr u wont get it if ur the one who got that message

damn we are bad girl, yoongi sorry not sorry wait what does he want fuck

he looks different? is joon spying? ok no names hm got it WTF IS THAT WOMAN he cant get to her mind right? like random people she must be a vampire/human under his control not random ha this isnt x men lol

WHAT ARE U DOING NOW CONTROLLING AGAIN or is she fr sus?

wow she left thanks jimin ig

give me your neck and I’ll carve a bloody hole into it with a chainsaw and maybe then we’ll talk about just one bite.” EXACTLY TELL HIM SIS YES HE APOLOGIZED

that’s amazing Park Jimin needs my help.” XD “Maybe he doesn’t want to leave with you, given how you killed his girlfriend in front of his eyes.” yeah jimin have u ever thought of the slight possibility of such a thing? no? hmm ok

I’ve noticed it happening to me ever since I took that awful ring from you.” oh? so he didnt know it before? only figured it out now from the ring? how can i trust ur ass bruh?

um going back there again?? oh pinky promise yeah sure lets die haha very cool 😃😃

You’d rather be ambushed by granny vampire?” You hate yourself for laughing. nah i laughed too dont worry

“Don’t you dare to think I’m into you.” nobody thinks ur 🤡

“If you say this again, I’ll fucking kill you” haha bingo, we knew that was ur worry

“Ah, what the fuck?” Jimin gasps, stumbling and with his hand falling to his ribs, “why did you punch me?” THANKS YOONGI AND YES GO GURL

You have truly never seen him that lost for words before. she really got him good haha

SHIT YOONGI WTF EXACTLY U HURT HER NOT JIMIN NOW GREAT READ HER MIND TOO AAAAH

FUCK AAH nothing makes sense, just ah they hurt people yes, but something is weird, why is tae and jimin like that it just doesnt add up

ok breaking another rule lets go haha 😭

fuck taht went bad too, can somebody hear everything out gosh

ha yup knew that emma was never coming back cuz vampires am i right gays

YES WE ARE HAVING A TALK FINALLY, YALL WE TALKED WITH YOONGI NOT BANTER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

YES IT WAS YOONGI oh the mask was really not jimin, i thought he was lying.

ok i get why they dont want her there, she is just a human who cant heal like them and not that great of a fighter. but something is still fishy, let her try save tae and unfortunately it looks like u cant watch her. or idk man fuck

YEAH HE PROMISED HE WOULD TRY

is that jimin? unless we still havent saved yoongi's number? BALLET YEAH THATS JIMIN

jdjf honestly how rude boongie has been acting i wouldn't be surprised if we didn't HAHHAHA

he looks different? is joon spying? ok no names hm got it WTF IS THAT WOMAN he cant get to her mind right? like random people she must be a vampire/human under his control not random ha this isnt x men lol

hhaah the confusion is real 😌

WHAT ARE U DOING NOW CONTROLLING AGAIN or is she fr sus?

SHE IS DEFINITELY SUS

give me your neck and I’ll carve a bloody hole into it with a chainsaw and maybe then we’ll talk about just one bite.” EXACTLY TELL HIM SIS YES HE APOLOGIZED

I love her <3

I’ve noticed it happening to me ever since I took that awful ring from you.” oh? so he didnt know it before? only figured it out now from the ring? how can i trust ur ass bruh?

no but REMEMBER that the ring fights off mind control helloooooo

You’d rather be ambushed by granny vampire?” You hate yourself for laughing. nah i laughed too dont worry

he is so sassy nfadsnf i love him

“Ah, what the fuck?” Jimin gasps, stumbling and with his hand falling to his ribs, “why did you punch me?” THANKS YOONGI AND YES GO GURL

goooood I miss their banter so much 😭😭

FUCK AAH nothing makes sense, just ah they hurt people yes, but something is weird, why is tae and jimin like that it just doesnt add up

the confusion is real 😭

YES WE ARE HAVING A TALK FINALLY, YALL WE TALKED WITH YOONGI NOT BANTER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

THIS SCENE IS SO DEAR TO ME NO JOKE

YES IT WAS YOONGI oh the mask was really not jimin, i thought he was lying.

the plottwist of the century

[somevillainfuckery]

THE SPLITS RAAAA

In the process of attempting to make a Banana Splits AU while like- working on a bunch of other shit lmao Heres what I got :P - the Banana Splits started basically like something similar to the losers club from IT. They're really great friends to the point, doesn't matter who asks, they insist that they're brothers. - read on the wiki that they smoke marijuana. I'm keeping that. - The Splits mostly concerts, but will also do random little shows here and there too. Sometimes it's just innocent silly shenanigans, but if older audiences request it, they'll do more horror and gore-filled shows! - Snorky has a bit of a temper. And can also speak english when high as a goddamn kite - Fleegle has attacked several mailmen from the BULLSHIT he has to deal with from the mailbox - Something is clearly wrong when an entire week passes and Fleegle hasn't gotten hurt once - Despite Bingo being the biggest member of the Splits, Drooper is the strongest - Drooper canonically says "yee-haw" in this AU /j [only on rare occasions] - Fleegle has chased down and hit the splits with his big ass gavel on several occasions - Bingo is the dumbest of the splits- but he means well. - Drooper sometimes forgets he's a lion since he.. doesn't exactly look like a lion. - Snorky is still always getting blamed for things that Drooper did [another thing I read on the wiki, forgive me] - Snorky is Snorky. Nobody knows what to call them. They won't give answers. Who needs a gender anyways? - Bingo has broken several things, both on stage, and in the Banana Splits clubhouse. - Fleegle will indeed growl like a feral dog when annoyed or pissed off - Snorky has a scar on their trunk from when Fleegle accidentally bit them - The Splits CAN cuss- they just don't do it around others. - Other "animatronic" franchises exist, they're all rivals. Everyone gets along to shit on Pandory though. [stupid ass panda lmao] - I don't really include the animatronic bit though. They are all living creatures with blood n stuff. Thats just the norm for this universe. - Stevie is alive! Everyone is for a matter of fact! [except Mitch, but something else that wasn't the Splits happened to him.] Andy chose NOT to cancel the show because the splits indeed almost went ape-shit - Though nothing from the movie actually happens, Bingo did get into an accident while out and about driving the banana buggy. He did end up without an arm, but just covers up his prosthetic with fake fluff. - Snorky isn't actually their name. Their actual name is just Snork, but they didn't like it, so the Splits always call them Snorky or Snorkster. - Only the Splits can joke about their own chubbiness, or anything else about themselves. Don't insult the Splits- it's not nice :( . . . and you'll also immediately need to run from Fleegle. - Despite being such close friends, if you couldn't already tell, they do argue a lot. - They're all runaways. They all ran in the earlier years of their club- Wanted adventure n stuff, plus as I mentioned, its something similar to the losers club, so they were also tryna get away from the town assholes. Stupid kids doing stupid stuff. There was a moment they realized they couldn't do much on their own, thats when Karl found them. They see Karl as a guardian and a close friend. - They know about Hooty, they just don't know much about her. Fuzzy memories, and a blurred face, nothing else. For now they just consider her a missing Split. That's basically it for now, might change things a bit, and of course I'll add to it in the future.

[cloverstarsys]

Woo-hoo first time an anti endo has told us to "stop faking a serious disorder 🥰" (with that emoji lmaoooo)

Add it to the bingo card/s

In all seriousness, we do not claim to have DID/OSDD or any other form of disordered plurality. In order to be "faking", we would have to claim to have DID/OSDD. You can't fake something you don't say you have. Even if everything anti-endos say was true (which it's not), that would still be a fact.

Telling someone to "stop faking" does nothing. Especially if they're not even faking to begin with. If someone thinks they're, idk, "awakening" someone to the truth of their actions by saying they're faking, that's not how that works. Faking anything is a conscious choice. It's impossible to be truly faking something unconsciously. (<-there are situations where things aren't true and you are doing something unconsciously, but faking something is separate from that, if that makes sense.)

I'll never understand why so many anti-endos say endo systems are "faking". It's literally impossible to know what's going on inside someone's head, especially in the sense of, well... being a random person on the internet. It's one thing to claim someone's faking when you know them irl (still, don't do that), it's another when all you know of them is the text they wrote on the screen.

I know all of this has been said before, but I wanted to put it out there. I do not take kindly to anti-endos invading my space. I mean, I'll just block them, but I will vaguepost about them and reiterate our stances on this.

All of this over one silly post about stealing a rq's alter pack (which, btw, we are only calling an alter pack because thats what they called it)(and, i checked, they dont have a dni, so its not like im breaking it),,,, geez.

(Banners by @/lunaridae)

[nerdyenby]

Red time :D I’m watching Ranboo

I am so behind on vods but it’s MCC day baby!!!!!!!

This team is gonna be so good, so silly but I think they could win

THE DRESS IS STUNNING KING but why the magenta eye makeup?? it adds to the unhinged vibe lol

Ranboo doesn’t know what sequins are?????

“I don’t mean anything that I say ever, any of the time, just so everyone knows” my streamer

HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH EVERYONE!!! <333

“Don’t be pissed at me if I don’t do well ❤️” why are they like this /pos

Ranboo’s religious side screaming for help every time he wears a dress 😭😭😭

Bad news: freedom of speech isnow behind a paywall, Good news: the money goes to charity

The M rating is exclusively so they can say death threats

“I swear to god, be funny!!! ‘Haha I said funny jokes’ I KILL YOU!! Guys it’s all jokes <3 it’s all jokes and it’s all love <333”

Shelby INSTANTLY gaslighting Ranboo into believing the audibly farted, I adore this duo with all my soul

Ran and Shelby are now pushoverduo <333 /s

WATER DOESNT HAVE A TASTE

I love this team so much

You can watch Ranboo but watch out, it’s a slippery slope to the “HELP HELPPPPP” vocal stim

Bingo enthusiasts my beloved

Ranboo just screaming when Shelby called them sexist 😂😂😂

Michael is a genuinely good sandkeeper, he just needs a team that will hype him up and respect him

The way I knew exactly where Ran was going lmao

Ranboo staring into the camera when they start talking about saw

Oh…. Ok……

Bingo but Fast

BINGOOOOOOOOOO

I missed bingo so much, it’s not even funny

He found a Michael you guys

“Wait can we take fall damage?” “I don’t think so” *falls to his death*

Gosh, I am still not used to the new caves, they’re so beautiful and scary

“I’m so smell and dumb :(” “that’s okay!!”

Holy crap the top 4 teams are all so close

“That was fun… well, it’s all downhill from here” SHELBY 😂😂😂

Parkour Tag

Them being excited to play it because they all hate it lol

Ran losing their absolute mind in parkour tag, maybe this game is fun

Shane is killing me actually

“I don’t feel strongly about anything” same!!!

This team is so funny holy

“Oh we’re in tenth right now” “No we’re not” Shane 😂😂😂

“Guys we’re better than a bunch of 40 year olds” “they’re not 40!!!!!” “They’re 50 theyre 50 theyre 50” this team oh my god

Ran calling Skeppy homophobic and Shane’s “I mean… is it-?”

“Who are we going up against? Who am I?” “You’re Ranboo” “Oh ok, that’s right” their chemistry has no right to be so good what the

I love Joel and Shane’s rivalry, neither of them know why they’re rivals but they are

I haven’t laughed this hard in absolute ages holy

Meltdown

“I can’t believe we have beef with the goddamn Pack”

“Are we supposed to be doing something?” THATS MY S-TIER

Tubbo threatening to tweet Ran’s address, beeduo crumbs /s /s /s

Red and pink’s beef is the funniest thing ever oh my god

Hole in the Wall

They’re so all over the place they mean everything to me

My streamer’s favorite color is 3, so true

“Skeppy’s having problems” “aren’t we all?”

The reactions to Shane saying his nose is bleeding lmao “What we’re you inhaling?” “Air”

“GUYS ITS BLUE- oh wait, it’s red” Shane 😭😭😭

“We’re all just gamers” “We’re all gay” so true

SHELBY POPPING OFFFFFFFF

Everyone hyping her up <333

Ranboo insisting they’re not bothered by different pronunciations whilst sounding progressively more bothered

Parkour Warrior

Ranboo?? Screaming????? Noooo…. /s

Vod muted Sadge

They’re popping off!!!!!!

Ran screaming at purpled to get a job and then instantly apologizing 😂😂😂

That drop lmao, it happens to Ran’s team every time

Ranboo got prescribed adhd meds today FINALLY /lh (I’m a psychology student and have adhd lol)

Skybattle

They’re surviving!!!!

Ran 2nd!!!!!!

Them avenging Michael’s honor my beloved

Shelby and Shane hiding in a hole lol

SHANE WILDIN

SHANE’S LEVI PLAY WHAT THE?!????!?!!

I could go off about how the amount of alcohol on MCC day correlates to how chill contemporary events are, everyone’s just here for a good time and it’s so much better this way

TGTTOSAWAF

WHY ARE WE PLAYING TGTTOS?????? I thought the final two were sands and grid :( /nm

Nothing like spontaneous karaoke over discord <333

“I AM FULLY STRAIGHT, I AM SO GODDAMN STRAIGHT, I AM NOT TILTED”

Ran was tabbed out but I’m imagining Michael and Scar holding the door open for each other lol

I have a headache lol

Grid Runners

I’m actually entirely okay with this tbh

Shane cheating pogchamp

Ran and Shelby “no u”-ing in the stone pyramid lol

That search the house was CLEAN

THEYRE SO GOOD AT THIS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Michael is so tipsy lmao

Ranboo in third, who woulda thunk

Dodgebolt

This was an amazing time, this team was wild

Oli v Ollie!!!!!!

“Everyone’s scared of Jojo and they should be” SO TRUE SHELBY SHUBBLE

“I actually have seen Sapnap miss these” lmao Shane

Them chanting Gem’s name <333

Aw rip, gg

Great times, great vibes <3

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 13

kirk slaps space rock

reusing those fog machines from a few episodes ago i see

obviously reversed footage of fog spilling out to make it look like its going back in

kirk has a trauma trigger in the smell of space honey

kirk says gaseous clouds are evil and should be killed

oh god all these guys are wearing red shirts and theres an evil cloud out and about. get out of there guys

evil space cloud using its glitter powers

nooooooo not the red shiiiiirrrrts noooooooooo

"something that cant possibly exist, but it does" thats the plot of like every episode dude. dont you watch your own show

shatner? i hardly know er!

just thought of that joke. im a genius

this episode is called "obsession". im so excited

space cloud vampire

i should add a square on the bingo card called "were going to be late to our space obligation because we have to resolve this plot first"

kirk has space ptsd

another lovecraftian episode

so the titular obsession is kirks. got it

new security officer. is he evil

kirk is so short

lets kill space gas dracula

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

nooooooooooo not the red shiiiiiiiirrrrrrts nooooooooooooo

so crazy how they died. cant believe it. on this show? unprecedented

kirk has a vaguely homoerotic determination to kill space gas dracula

kirk says your reflexes suck youre fired

new security officer is very embarrassed and sad

kirk you need a xanax

"i need your advice" "then i need a drink" make out

so space gas dracula is kirks traumatic backstory. i already knew that but thanks spock

new security officers dad was murdered by space gas dracula. i love drama

kirk? having guilt? crazy

ohhhh this is so good, kirks projecting his own guilt onto the new security officer. i love when kirk has something psychological going on

mccoys gonna diagnose kirk with ptsd. im so excited

kirk shut up and let your bfs give u therapy

lets kill space gas dracula... 2!

so why is warp 8 dangerous. im not sure

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

kirk has to Let Go

this episode is awesome

"your self pity is a terrible first course. why dont you try the soup instead?"

"this is [mccoys] officially logged prescription for you. it has one word on it: eat." i love this show

oh my god she was bullshitting him to get him to eat. this show is so good.

new security officer in a fit of anger throws his dish

wow so weird how conventional weapons dont work on the evil space cloud

is this supposed to be moby dick

SPACE GAS DRACULA HAS ENTERED THE SHIP

spock says your guilt is irrational, get therapy

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

is spock immune to space gas dracula

obviously reversed footage... 2!

spocks Fine

space gas dracula thinks spocks blood is gross

i love kirk so much

kirk gives himself therapy through the power of projection. hold a mirror in front of someone elses face and tell them theyre beautiful

this is like if moby dick and dracula had a beautiful love child and left it in the care of hp lovecraft and then drained the racism out of it

oh so NOW this show knows how antimatter works

kirk once again keeps spock safe

the writers are once again terrified of nuclear bombs

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

kirks uses himself as bait, new security guy gets in a physical fight with him about it

oh hes not? ok

oh he is hes just gonna make it out in time alright

BOOM GET EXPLODED IDIOT

were losing the security guy arent we

nope hes fine

spock says who needs god when you have me

kirk solves this dudes daddy issues

yaaayyyyyyyyyy

that episode was great

[gin-no-g]

Is it just me or are you able to hear the high-pitched ringing that comes from outlets until you turn them off?

Sorry, I was going to ask you a Haikyuu question about "who would you put on your dream nationals-winning team" but I got distracted and now I need to know if this is just a me thing or something else?

my first ever (random/not a specific prompt) ask on this account!!!! <33 I love you anonymous stranger 💖💖💖

(edited because I did in fact get a bingo ask that I loved and appreciated but my mind blanked lol)

i Am able to hear electricity noises!! there are some quieter outlets and electrical devices but some are.. quite loudㅠㅠ (ive heard that its a common neurodivergent thing?? but im not diagnosed with anything nor did I do research so take that as you will) (also dont be sorry it was a fun question!)

also dream nationals winning team.... Below the cut because its long

ohfhcb I cant chooseㅠㅠㅠㅠ

(we are going to ignore how making/not making it to nationals has impacted the characters and just go with vibes only)

Setters

-oikawa.. because he! deserves it..

-kageyama (would be SO chaotic with oikawa as hinata mentions during the all stars match, but I do feel like they both want the same thing--to play volleyball/stay on the court--so I feel like they could do it....??)

Middle Blockers

-hinata! I would LOVE to see more oikawa and hinata interactions (sorry kageyama..) I think theyre great!

-aone! my baby

-matsukawa I just want him and hinata to play on the same side of the net

Wings/Hitters

-kita!!! Main wrangler of the team tbh, i think hes level header, good at defense, kinda the all rounder thats needed, also super chill with watching and helping the others improve

-sakusa.

Libero

-yaku! I LOVE his vibes and he isnt afraid to punch people which I value (he would get along with sugawara so much imo)

Pinch Hitter

-semi, my freedom man my guy who found a way to fit in the team he didnt really fit into my musician and muse (I dont show appreciation enough for him but hes awesome)

people I genuinely wanted to add but didnt:

-goshiki and shirabu.. as a pair.. (look I just cant keep adding setters to this team but they!! would learn so much!! and also Teach so much too!!!)

-bokuto and konoha.. they are my babies.. but not really the vibe I was going for I guess?

-nishinoya and motoya, i feel like one libero on a team is average and I already put yaku... SO SORRY BABES liberos are so sooo cool ㅠㅠ

-yamaguchi (he is me)

[kil9]

so many thoughts......... all of them mad at people on this site