#to keep in shape

[quezzzs]

TW SUGGESTIVE

An engineer enters through the gates and into the precinct's bullpen, folder and pen in hand as they shout out to the room.

"Is there a Gavin Reed present?"

People's heads turn over to the person before one scruffy guy shoots his head up.

"What is it?"

The engineer walks over to Gavin's desk with a sort of...weirded out look?

"You are the RK900's partner, correct?"

Gavin stares st the engineer for a bit, trying to figure out if they were bringing in some news or if he had something on his face. "Uh, yeah? Fuck does that gotta do with me?"

Ignoring his crass words, the engineer continued. "We're going to be needing a few more hours with the RK900-"

"It's Nines, and why the hell are you hoardin' him for longer? Wasn't that check up service only for less than an hour? This guy was up and out yesterday." Gavin points his thumb over at Connor's desk, to which Connor started to pick up on the conversation out of curiosity.

"See, that's the thing. The RK800, otherwise known as Connor, had sustained minimal damage to his physical body. The RK900, or Nines as you refer to him as, does have damage to it."

"Huh??? What fu-"

And without shame, the engineer spoke perfectly clear and loud enough for the people around to hear well into what was going on.

"Nines does not have any physical damage to his external body, he however, does have injury in his voice box, alongside rust beginning to form in the crevices of his vocal cord. We had to further investigate on what had caused the rust and damage,"

They brought up their folder and took out a piece of paper.

"To paraphrase the notes made by the leading engineer, please refrain from engaging in vigorous intimacy with Nines as it can strain and cause ruin to the inner workings of his oral cavity and throat. On that topic, please refrain from letting him ingest any foreign fluid in copious amounts since it interrupts his ability to break down contaminates. His mouth is meant for forensic analysis, a feature meant to be used delicately. If you wish to continue your engagement, please do so in a gentle and safe manner."

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oh shit.

Gavin was sat in his chair, bitting his bottom lip and a face full of furious blush. Not only that, but the bullpen had quiet down to take in what was just said to Gavin.

He then nods his head slowly, eyes averted to the floor instead, and spoke up lowly. "I understand."

The engineer just nodded their head as well and showed Gavin another piece of paper. "Please sign right here." He did so and then went the engineer to return back to the android repair center.

Gavin kept his eyes on his desk, staring holes into it with how intensely he was staring, desperately trying to ignore Tina and Chris' laughter from the distance and Connor's baffled face of horror and red LED from the corner of his eye.

[pissfartboy]

Ist es over für mich?

[gabelew]

scanning the horizon

[akanemnon]

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE (emotional damage that is)

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[teshiee]

it is so damn cool seeing everyone's different renditions of monstrosity kai however im lazy and don't feel like rendering so erm. take this

[tenowls]

rivals

[emacrow]

Tim doesn't know how he got here.

Sitting in Aquarium's office, holding a sniffling 4 year old little girl named ellen Nightingale on his lap with her head snuggling against his chest, nibbling on a Whale shaped cookie after all they both got lost.

He only looked away for a moment, and Bruce and the batfam dissappear on him while he was anazyling the heavier coffee choices at one of the Aquarium's coffee places.

Only to come out with a combination coffee that cost him 18 dollars more and nearly instinctly kick a teary eyed 4 year old Ellen that lost her mommy and mistook him as him, clinging to his leg out of the blue.

Apparently, Ellen got distracted by a cart vendor holding cute whale cookies while her mommy was talking to her big brother danta about not biting the birthday girl's older sister even if she being rude and now she lost, and she thought he was mummy and she doesn't know what do than the tears came.

Apparently, mommy looked like Tim only mommy had a bunch of pretty white fluffy in her hair and a lighting dancing on her face, but she extremely pretty and single to was Ellen's babbling about.

8 minutes in, a frantic pretty boy with mainly pepper flowing down salt like short hair came in, a 6 year old boy that look like him but white hair coated mainly piggybacking him that spotted him and Ellen, pointing at her.

"I found her first, i get to have The Death Pepper ice cream now!" Shriek out the 6 year old danta.

"Mommy!"

"Oh, thank ancients! Thank you for bringing her to the office here, mister..?" The supposedly Mummy glance his greenish blue baby-doll eyes at Tim, a strain of Lichtenberg figure spread upward from his neck to the forehead of his face as Ellen leaped into the arms of her mummy.

"Um- Tim Drake, and you are..?" Tim felt his face flush a bit as he stood up to shake hands with him.

"He is mummy, you dumb low-life bottom feeder!" Tiny fist waving as Danta imploded at him.

"Oh, biological speaking, yes. It's hard enough to get them to switch to Daddy, but it stuck onto me. My name is Danny Nightingale, and I appreciate that you found my little girl before I ranshake the entire aquarium like a pirate for buried treasure for her." Danny spoke softly, joking at the end, carefully holding Ellen, who snuggled her face against his chest like she did earlier with Tim.

"Yeah, she cling onto me harder than the octopus from Finding Dory when she thought I was you after I lost my own group." Tim said back, softly joking back while he sipped and choked his coffee as Ellen beamed about how Mister Tim got her two whale cookies with the blue eyes she wanted earlier and quietly failed at mumbling on can they keep him?

"Interesting.. well, she seemed attached to you, and you seem to be reliable enough to distract her from causing mayham. If you ever wanted to babysit for me, you can have my number?" Danny said, pulling out clownfish theme napkin and taking a pen from the office free pen jar.

'Wait, what?' Is what Tim thought to himself after Danny said his goodbyes, Danta sticking his tongue out, and Ellen cutely waving bye-bye as they left.

The napkin he was holding in his hand had an apartment address and a number contact along with a winking face and clumsily childish doodle of snowflakes, fire, and Dory fish next to it.

Bruce and the batfam came in the office seconds later after Tim pocket the contact info.

Might end up with a part 2. Idk yet

[ryllen]

yuu as my favorite freshwater fish

[egophiliac]

A-anime?

you know, sometimes I forget that Twst is actually an isekai that starts with the protagonist getting run over by an inexplicable horse-drawn carriage. and every time I'm reminded is a delight because that's AMAZING.

also. look. okay. there's a lot of very fun stuff in the trailer but I am obsessed with that Crowley surprised pikachu face. me when I spend all my keys and gems literally hours before they announce overblot SSRs and drop the anime trailer:

[mid-knight-black]

Does it ever drive you crazy…

…just how fast the night changes 🥹

[hinamie]

back on my free! brainrot

[lord0f]

Redrew my pfp after 4 years

New 2024 old 2020

[peace-hunter]

I need to know what the thirteen’s reaction was to first seeing Bumblebee I bet they where like he is definitely our new nephew because Optimus is basically his dad no matter the continuity

they love him dearly <33 and optimus is not above using this to his advantage <333

haunted au

[xiakeik]

You think Pyramid Steve to Bill is like Doodlebob to Spongebob or something like that

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

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[bri-does-art]

I know it's like the penultimate day of mermay but--

Guess whose wrist is beginning to get better :))