#total mommy

[pinkcrittertomb]

People don't draw Fem Buggy as an old woman (as she should be) enough

[cherryluvss]

Guided masterbation via phone call on a night where you can’t be with eachother>>>>>>>

I'm just laying in bed as I do every night, alone just scrolling through Tumblr and seeing all the scenarios others are posting. I'm about to call it a night I feel a vibration on my lap, as I pick up my phone I realise it's from you and my mood instantly changes.

As the call goes on I mention how I miss your touch and presence, it's been far too long. You laugh subtly on the other end of the phone.

"Oh such a needy baby, do you miss me? Or does your body miss the way I touch it?"

I immediately go quiet, how do you know me so well and why do you love to be a tease? How do you know that my body aches for you and only you, that the last couple weeks have been almost unbearable.

"Aha, I know you too well right? Well how about I help you tonight hmm? Would you like that? Would you like mommy to help you touch yourself?"

You know I get shy and reserved when you're forward like that, but deep down I love it.

"I need to hear you say it baby"

"P~Please help me touch myself, please" I choke out, the words almost burning my throat as I say them, the desperation dripping off each word.

I hear your chuckle down the phone along with a sweet sigh, you love to hear me beg don't you. Or are you sighing because you know i'm already rubbing my thighs together, trying to ease the ache between them without permission?

"Facetime me, I wanna see your pretty face while you fuck yourself to my voice"

[yesmissnyx]

Shout out to anxious subs who need clear directions. Anxious subs who need a lot of checking-in and reassurance. Anxious subs who need help communicating their needs and desires. Anxious subs who want their dom to take control and order them around and take the burden of choice away from them. Anxious subs who just want their dom to turn their brain to mush so they don't have to think anymore.

You're worth the extra effort and the extra communication, and I hope you find exactly the accommodation you need to have a happy and fulfilling kink experience <3

[eldritch-ace]

Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖

[borbology]

It's getting colder. Knit your local knights some sweaters 🧶🩷

(bonus)

[fluffyartbl0g]

THIS IS A PSA TO STOP UNDERRATING ROBIN AND USOPP’S AMAZING COMEDY DUO-NESS!!!! Literally one of the pairs that made me crack up the most on my reread LOL

[hustlebonezzz]

Continuation from this post

Stoli is a funny little tarnished mailwoman until a man with mommy issues and red hair enters the chat ✨👐😗

[willowser]

i just think katsuki is a very pinch their nose, tug on their ear, squish their cheeks, grab their whole face in his hand, hold them upside down by the ankles, put them in a headlock kind of dad.

[madelee]

heh... I didn't post that...? looks at stuff in me folders... that hasn't been posted◑.◑''

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

emo wanda who after tasting your pussy for the first time became addicted and when she eats you out often ends up in overstimulation bc she just doesn't get enough

you trying to escape her lips that are attacking your abused clit and she takes you hips and pins you the fuck down to the bed

yeah🤓☝️

emo wanda looking up at you with her thick eyeliner and dark lipstick smearing as she eats you out >>>

she doesn't take off her rings, because by the time she's finished using her mouth, you're too tired and fucked out to take her fingers. she's also a little sadist and likes to admire the bruises she leaves on your hips when she has to pin you down.

her pulling her dark hair into a messy ponytail because she wants to be comfortable while she licks and sucks you for literal hours >>>

your favorite view is definitely her green eyes peering up at you as she eats you out, and you try to maintain eye contact for as long as you can before it's too overwhelming. and of course, she makes sure to kiss you afterwards, sloppily making out with you and forcing you to taste yourself on her lips and tongue😵‍💫

[iwantyouplease]

I cannot believe I was 5 seconds away from getting eaten out by a goth mommy domme at a club last night. 🫢

Just sitting at a table outside while she’s smoking, and I flexed for her, because I told her I hit a PR a couple hours earlier.

Her: “God you’re hot, that made me so wet”

Me: “how hot we talking? Like scale of 1-10? Must be enough to practice EXHIBITIONISM” (she felt me up on the dance floor)

Her: “10.5, and yes, if these people weren’t here, I’d demolish you… demolish.” (Piercing eye contact) 😳😳😳😳😳

Later once the club was closed and we were just in her car talking she looks at me and goes “i think i really like you… I’m gonna marry you someday, you okay with that?” With a kiss😩

Fuck baby be bold, be bold🥵

[mas-que-loucura-menina]

Barbara: Okay guys, I need your full legal name for the for these files.

Tim: Timothy Jackson drake Wayne

Dick: Richard John Grayson Wayne

Damian: Damian Al ghul wayne

Jason: Jason Peter Todd Knight Haywood Al Ghul of Endless Wayne.

Barbara, Tim, Damian, Dick: 👁️👄👁️

Jason: what?

[cupophrogs]

Please tell me Drew has given CatNap the finger, or some other sort of insult. (That might've almost ended in death.) Shame the last thing he sees won't be Drew's fabulous Minecraft Creeper (Aw man.) boxers. Ú-Ù

Absolutely.

“I think I took a few years off my life, I laughed so hard! Ah… stuff’s funny as hell, I’ll tell you what.”

[iluvvampmilfs]

She can choke me like this anytime

[herbalinz-of-yesteryear]

“You tell me today you believe in destiny. And back then… Did you believe back then? Oh, yes, you must have. You must have believed that destiny would bring us together. The fact you did nothing to quicken this encounter ought to be attributed to that.”

— Andrzej Sapkowski, Something More

A study of beloved J. C. Leyendecker’s Consolation for Galaxy’s Worst Mother’s Day. (Last part to render was Maul’s legs and I just needed to be done with it. Also, I’m on vacation with friends, I had food, and I’m drunk, also a little bit high. So, hm, I cut myself some slack.)

I wish we got to see a confrontation between Maul and Talzin. Some unpacking is desperately needed.

In this post I talked a bit more on the study process. If you like my stuff (and Maul, and cats), considering joining my moot there :3

[archangel-1]

It’s such a shame that I’m watching Batman without you fucking me into the mattress 😔