who the heck learned you
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何が起こっている?! (nani ga okotte iru) - What is happening?! / What's going on?!
それはスコルピオントレッドミル!! (sore wa sokorupion toreddomiru) - It's the Scorpion Treadmill!!
この二人に乗せてのトレッドミルです. (kono futari ni nosete no toreddomiru desu) - It's the treadmill for these two (people). / Put these two (people) on the treadmill.
"The boys' accents suggest that they probably learned English first and speak it best, and Splints has been pretty clear that he doesn't really want anything to do with his roots as a Hamato, so I don't imagine he spoke to them in Japanese very much as a way of distancing them from all that. But the reality shows seem to always be on--I wonder how much of the language the boys picked up just because of the background ambience? Like, maybe they can understand Japanese better than they can speak it, and their lexicon is just… the weirdest friggin' shit, because of all that reality TV. They don't know how to ask "where's the bathroom?" they know how to say "I can't believe that man on the treadmill got eaten to death by scorpions""
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Trust building is going well for them!
Local Trains AU Masterpost
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It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character
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Instead of writing a car accident scene for a fic, I have accidentally written a crime thriller with @ihavenousername1 in a post’s comment section.
Someone hurts Henry, and Beard is ready to enact one of his (many) elaborate revenge plans . He didn’t count on Roy wanting to be right there with him. Or Trent trying to create an alibi. Or Mae contributing to the alibi. Or Roy, covered in paint and feathers explaining it to the team as “Tartt training.”
Jamie, unwittingly made a co-conspirator, is all “Just Roy things, innit?” Without contradicting anything Roy says.
Beard “You’ve made Jamie an accessory after the fact. But his chaos makes for a good cover. Just got to commit to the bit.” And Jamie asks no questions about why paint and feathers have entered semi-regularly into their training regime.
Trent is writing past diary entries about how him and the coaches regularly hang out doing meditations in the middle of the night. He knew leaving random blank pages would come in handy.
Ted feels guilty that he doesn’t feel guilty about the person who hurt his boy having had something befall him. He has no idea what’s happened or is happening. That’s just how Beard has always planned it.
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Illustration for "State of Radiance" - @zalia's amazing fic with some Unorthodox training methods (it's T-rated gen btw)
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Doggy DNA test results are back, and baby Cody is none of the breeds anyone thought he was.
he is…
*drumroll*
Quarter Cocker Spaniel (cute and fluffy yay! Guess that’s where his slightly curly tail hair comes from)
Quarter XL Bully/Pit-and-mix (the UK’s answer to the banned pitbull that just also got banned)
and Half Belgian Malinois (German Shepherd on Hard Mode)
😬🥲 Pray for him, and us lol
Though the people we used also give you relative links, and there’s a dog which has low genetic match but high breed match (so they’re not directly related but their root breeds are very similar) and damn true. Roch even does the ear thing.
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