#trash besties

[opikiquu]

[blueboybot]

Look At This Cute Cat- SIKE BITCH, IT'S A RACCOON!

Cat Danny this, fish Danny that. Give me my fucked up little trash panda thank you very much.

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It was just there, lying on the floor, staring at him.

Damian's newest pet installment came in the form of a raccoon, except the damn thing was unlike any raccoon Jason has ever seen. It was mostly white with the most expressive eyes no raccoon should have.

Jason didn't like it. The little fuck always looked like it was judging him whenever he came by the manor and he could've swore that it gave him the middle finger at one point. If it didn't count as animal cruelty he would've chucked the thing out the nearest window right now and relish in its surprised scream. He wouldn't really do that of course but the thought was tempting.

"Todd stop pestering him," Damian walked in, picking up the lazy ringed bastard from off the floor as if that thing wasn't heavy from all the food it was eating.

"I didn't even do nothing."

As Damian turned his back and began walking away with the raccoon it looked him straight in the eyes and gave him two of its best middle fingers.

Yup! Jason hated that thing.

[stimmingandstruggling]

i love the astral express family because they’re all SO weird. every time you think you’ve found the normal one you find out they’re just another flavor of freak. like himeko is maybe the most responsible one, but she just casually enjoys coffee that most consider poisonous. welt? straight up from another universe and carries around a black hole. march? don’t fuckign kid yourself her name is MARCH 7TH. then you think maybe, maybe dan heng is the token normal person of this group! he’s logical, down to earth, relatively calm! and it turns out he’s a dragon whose ex is hunting him across the universe, and he just decided not to mention that. and somehow, in comparison to everyone else, he’s still just some guy

[capitalisticveins]

Hoping Blake never gets a gameboi audio like Ollie just did, because Blake plays Fortnite, and from personal experience nothing good comes out of laying on the lap of someone playing Fortnite who is also very prone to emotional outbursts

[megafreeman]

[piquuroblox]

penelopaper the newspaper!!!!! :D

[thelikesoffinn]

I legitimately forgot for how long both Cale and Alberu try to convince themselves that they don't like the other.

[crystalrainfall]

Edling :D

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Hi @pillowspace, I thought our children would get along :]

Tried to mix the designs you had, TLC Y/N is the most precious thing

Now. Where the adults at those kids are gonna get sick

[alien-slushie]

Cale: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Toonka, holding Cale in a death hug: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

[skygenders]

Happy Caturday. Please enjoy these four different flavors of cats

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

Imma need 14 to sigh and swoon all throughout the giggle bc he misses the master and toymaker isn't a villain as good, as cunty or as smart as him

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

[missmolsa]

hes sending this to Yoko Okino or some shit

[lurkingshan]

The only thing I wanted from this cursed show was to see Do Han walk away from all these assholes on his own terms, so I will be taking that with me and leaving behind the rest of this mess. Be free, Do Han!

[murasaki-cha]

"LaLaLa" Girlfriend "OkOkOk" Boyfriend