#twilight textpost

[serialapplepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

[facingreailitysgravity]

Nooo I didn't flip the image to fit the text post.......who would do that

[xstick-noodlesx]

Yes, I donate blood because I want to help people, but I also donate blood so I can practice losing some blood just in case any vampire intends to have a little sip.

[foxtamer113]

[shimmerdash]

Real

[cyanide-drinkerxx]

Also have these random ass memes I made like a billion years ago but only posted on Pinterest for some reason. OK bye

[will-schuester-hate-blog]

*watching Twilight*

Kurt: this movie fucking sucks

Blaine: *probably imagining vampire kurt or something* I think its kinda ok actually

[princesslunaofmoons]

Mlp Textposts because

[cockroachparty]

I'm reading Twilight for the first time and honestly it kinda sucks.

To preface, I love the Twilight Saga. The movies are a guilty comfort of mine. I love the town of Forks and the mysticism of it all, but, I'm only on chapter 3 and within these first 53 pages it has me wondering why anyone wanted this to be a movie adaption.

First of all, the pacing is very rushed. Stephanie Meyer admits that she has a hard time taking things slow in her writing. Such as the way of a Mormon, slow burns aren't their forte.

Second of all, she commits one of the worst mortal sins of bad writing: introducing too many characters within the first chapter. Why why why are we 30 pages in and I already know everybody at this damn high school. Everything is moving SO FAST (foreshadowing of the swiftness of the vampires?! I think not!)

Third of all, and this is a personal one, but I'm just not a fan of Meyers writing. It's incredibly simple with little depth.

I'm still going to keep reading it, though, for she does a decent job with the atmosphere of Forks. Makes me reminiscence about my own rainy days in high school. And of course because I do love the Twilight Saga.

[salientseraph]

Got my brain xray back today dawg wtf is this💀💀

[dist4nt-shores]

when twilight strikes characters as random text posts i have saved (bc there’s a new update!!! woo!!!)

(when twilight strikes is by @evertidings ! go check it outttt)

rylan villanueva

k de vries

The Groupchat

blane rekner

rylan villanueva

a devereux

n alves

mc and a devereux

the gang taking matters into their own hands

[serialapplepeeler]

more

[unfortunate--moth]

These look bad i dont make these often but here you go. Scatters these like seeds to a bunch of park pigeons

[link-is-a-dork]

[foxtamer113]

More LoidYor textpost heheheh ^^

[breoasis]

zeldaposting: mentioning some of my favorite aspects/details of twilight princess in order to forget about the absolute worst take about the game i just saw:

(names of people and places are from the spanish version because i refuse to look up every name in english like it's the real and only valid version of the game)

-At the start of the game Link is just a normal guy, unlike most other games where he's either the Hero™, a knight™, or a guy with literally no background story whatsoever. He's a farmer, he works at the goat ranch alongside Braulio (i don't think it is ever stated in the game if Link also owns the goats or if he's just helping), he owns a horse which helps him herd the goats and carry things (we see Link and Ivan's father at the start of the game coming back from the forest with Epona carrying lots of wood on her back)... We can also safely assume that he lives by himself in the treehouse, as they never mention any family members and every other family in the village has their own house. So there's a background story, TP Link has friends and work to do in the village, he's not a main character just hanging around waiting for the plot to happen. Plus he's never been to Hyrule which i think is funny.

-The pictures inside the houses are very cute. Link has pictures of Braulio, the goats, his horse and the young kids of the village, Bea's mother (i don't remember her name) has pictures of her daughter and her kitty cat in her shop, and the girl who works at the fishing pond has pictures of family members and herself with different fish they caught. Idk it feels very human to me. It also means that they either have cameras or someone in Hyrule is very good at drawing lol

-There's so many human casualties after the twilight realm "consumes" Hyrule, instead of everyone being okay after a monster attack like in many other Zelda games. Kakariko village is completely destroyed, only 3 people survived, and they mention some of the people who are supposed to be dead (by the dialogue it is implied that they got transformed into shadow beasts which Link had to kill later). The Zora queen's ghost tells Link that the monsters executed her to send a message to her people or something like that. If you come back to Ordon village after becoming human again for the first time, Ivan's father is resting on the sofa of his house covered in bloody bandages.

-The fact that not everyone has pointy ears, like, there's so many characters with normal human ears, i think it's a nice detail. The wikis like to use that line in OoT about "hylians having long ears in order to hear the gods" or something like that to state that Hylians are a different thing from common humans, but honestly, i like to believe that it is the same thing as having a bigger or smaller nose or whatever, just genetics. Also, there's a bunch of characters whose ear shapes change from one game to another so i don't think it is that deep honestly....

-You can PET THE GOATS and pick up the cats and dogs, also play fetch with the dogs in town....... very cute,, game of the century