just had my friend insult the marauders girls to my FACE. i’ve never blocked somebody so fast in my life.
those are my boo bears keep your mouth shut.
from now on only a select few are allowed to talk about them and they have to be approved by ME.
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Percy and Nico's relationship dynamic peaked in pjo when it was gremlin teenager trying to wrangle gremlin child
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you ever have a reconciliation so relieving you just have to sob in public yeah
set after their communal bath like yeah bakugo apologized profoundly and caught deku so he wouldn't fall face-first into a puddle but that doesn't count as a hug and you know deku needs to hug it out so!!!!!! they hug after the bath and its a bit but they need thattttttttttt
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smoking weed really loosens up my guts,, i just want to be in someone’s lap, taking bong hits, ripping progressively wetter and louder and beefier farts as i keep smoking bowls. until i cant help but grunt and rub my ass against their lap as its a particularly rough hit and i cant help but rip wet sharts until liquid shit starts to seep through my pants onto the other person <3 -🐾
this having me drooling. fuuckkk having you on my lap.. watching your eyes glaze over as i bounce you on my knee and u blast out fart after fart without a care in the world - high as a kite. the gas getting wetter n wetter.... patch in the back of ur pants growing dark damp n sweaty before a massive sharts start bubbling out your hole and into your underwear. rocking you in my lap as shit burbles up the hem of your bottoms and into my lap. uh huh
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"women need to start pursuing men" ohhhhh so you've never had a man describe to you how disgusted he is when a woman he isn't attracted to shows him the slightest attention
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