#walburga black is a bitch

[moonyishot]

Sirius Black not knowing how to initiate a conversation because he spent his whole childhood being conditioned to only speak when spoken to.

[theo-notts-doll]

regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth

[rewritingcanon]

hot take (maybe?) but sirius was walburga’s fav child because he was the most like her at his worst

[yourgalgremlin]

🖕🏽JKR, these bítches gay

[lonlylook]

Just imagine Regulus talking to Sirius:

"funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving. 'Cause when you never see the light it's hard to know which one of us is caving..."

artist: @kovacseema

[beans-core]

everytime I remember that Sirius’ initials are S.O.B i giggle a little because yeah, he is a s.o.b

[regulusschaser]

nah because whatever you do do not imagine second year marauders helping Sirius whenever Wallburga would hex him and shave all his hair off.

Young Sirius Black constantly hiding behind hats and crying in the bathroom until his saviours, his marauders, his boys finding out and helping him carry this burden. James Potter hexing anyone that uttered a single word about his hair or the hats. Peter Pettigrew gifting Sirius fashionable hats and keeping him company whenever he broke down. Remus Lupin poured over all the books to find a spell that could bring Sirius’s hair back. As always the genius found a way not only to fix his hair but also remove it whenever he went back to that whacko of a place called ‘home’.

[solarisburns]

It would be a black family tradition to get your star/constellation tattooed, along with the stars of the family members you actually care for

[purple-vbug]

A piece of a fanfic I will probably never finish p2

Regulus fault was that he didn’t expect it.

He was prepared for his mothers hand. He always was. It was at the back of his mind at all times. Never leaving him alone. He was prepared for his mothers hand. The consequences of his actions weighing down on him before they even happened.

And when he stood there, with courage he had been gathering for years, he knew his mother wouldn’t be happy. But regulus also knew he could do it. He had done it before. Sort of, when it was more childish stupidity than bravery. A mouth he hadn’t learned to keep shut yet.

He had paid his entire childhood for it.

Now things were different. He was prepared for two options. The one where his mother let him stay, for petty reasons or the hope that he would “snap out of it” again. maybe even so that they wouldn’t look bad because they lost both their children, but that was petty too.

And the other one, the most likely one. Where she would kick regulus out of the house and disown him. Even for that he was prepared. In any way regulus didn’t expect to leave unbruised

But Regulus, like a fool, didn’t even consider the third option.

When you’re staring a hyena in the eyes. You don’t think about the snakes in the grass.

He expected sharp nails, sharp teeth and sharp heels. Not a python crawling on the ground, ready to cut off any and all air supply from its prey. Letting it suver slowly.

When his mother raised her hand. Cutting trough the air to hit his cheek. He dodged. Turned his head away, something he never dared to dream of before. His brother would have been so proud. In that small moments regulus thought about a better world. Where his mother wasn’t able to hurt him anymore. Where he would look back at this moment as the turning point. Its gonna get better now.

Then the blow hit. He stumbled back. His breath was taken from his grasp. Regulus wheezed and croaked. Backing away until he tripped over a pair of shoes and landed on the ground.

“Come on, take it like a man, girl.” His father mocked. A sneer on his face as he looked down at his child.

“Stand up and take me like a man.” He demanded.

Regulus had tried.

He had stood up, and been nocked down again. But he hadn’t given up.

Regulus stood up again and again, until his legs gave out, and his breath was shaking, until his face was bruised and his ribs broken. Until his shoulder was dislocated and his nose fractures.

Until his fusion blurt and everything went black

[moonyishot]

Sirius: is it normal-

Remus: no

Sirius: what do you mean "no"?

Remus: what ever you say it's not going to be normal because your childhood was severely fucked up

[kevindavidday]

i have mashed my interests together like potatoes and i cannot stop thinking about aftg x marauders...i know too much...ugh, my brain

[rottin6]

marauderstwt is off the rails again im crying

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Their first word…

James: mama

Sirius: bitch

Regulus: Siri

Fun fact, they are also saying who’s raising them ^^ (not Jamie, Jamie is just a mama’s boy)

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Walburga “and I’ll dream each night some version of you, that I might not have but I did not lose” Black

[theclosetisglassyouqueer]

Honestly, in a world where Reggie and Sirius were friends during their time at Hogwarts, they would definitely, maybe even lovingly, call each other "son of a bitch"

[agayandaslay]

Wait wait

Sirius’s initials are SOB.

His initials are literally Son Of a Bitch.

Walburga you dug this grave, now lie in it.