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Sirius Black & Barty Crouch Jr would fight over whose brand of cigarettes is trashier.

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My aftg hot take is the person responsible for the “babygirlification of Neil Josten” is Andrew Minyard.

That man bought him hot outfits. Lit his lil Just To Hold cigarettes. Made him promise to let him protect him. Drove to him as soon as he called. Gave him a key to his sports car & his house, etc.

Nobody babygirl’d Neil the way Andrew did.

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Wymack, handing Andrew Neil’s player stats before meeting him: Get a load of this guy.

Andrew: I’ll try. Give me 2 & a 1/2 books, 3 tops.

Wymack: I should just take Aaron instead.

Andrew: I volunteer as tribute?

Wymack:

Andrew: …Look, I need to hit him before I hit on him. Trust the process.

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Aaron: Andrew, put a muzzle on your stray dog of a boyfriend. He’s gonna give Kevin rabies.

Neil: Hey! I stopped biting ppl a while ago.

Andrew: False.

Neil: I stopped biting non-Andrew ppl a while ago.

Andrew: Good boy.

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Evan: **Confesses to something embarrassing**

Regulus: You couldn’t watėrboard that out of me.

Barty: Says the man who died by water boarding his lungs!

Barty: Get it-? Cuz he drowned…?

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Kevin: Remember that time you bought Neil a cell phone & set up matching ringtones?

Andrew: Remember that time I strangled you?

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The vibe The Sunshine Court would of had if it was from Andrew’s POV:

Neil: **Says something oblivious**

Andrew: Oh my god just stop opening your mouth, you dumb hot loser.

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Neil Josten basically skipped the whole ‘crisis’ part of his sexuality crisis by picking his Pokémon & throwing all the other cards away.

He said “Why would I wanna catch ’em all when I have this grumpy one?”

& if that’s not the most 90’s-kid-coded romantic analogy for these 2 millennial-aged idiots, idk what is.

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“I ship the neurodivergent goth w/ the hot jock”

Bro, which one..?

Eddie & Steve? Regulus & James? Andrew & Neil? Victor & Jayce?

Help, which ones am I missing

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Reporter: Jean Mor-*sneeze*-eugh

Jean: Fin’ally zomeone hoo can pruhnounce my lahst name.

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Nicky shows the Foxes all the edits ppl are making of Andrew playing exy to the “It’s cuffing season / I wanna big boy” sound on tiktok:

Neil: What’s cuffing season?

Renee: When ppl date during fall/winter to have someone to cozy up to.

Dan: They’re saying they wanna cuff up your big beefy man, Josten.

Neil: That doesn’t work for Andrew at all tho.

Nicky: Why not? Is he all “cuffed out” after being in juvie or somethin?

Andrew: No. Neil wears the cuffs.

Allison: Hah! I was right, pay up, suckers!

Matt: I wasn’t stupid enough to take you up on that bet.

Dan: Yeah yeah, congrats on knowing your old roommates’ k!nks. Do you want a sticker, Boyd?

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AU where Regulus’ karma is having a son who happens to be the carbon copy of Sirius.

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🎬 Clueless 🤝 The Marauders:

REMUS: Do you know what time it is?

SIRIUS: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy.

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Marauders fandom, pls give me your recs for fics with exellent Evan Rosier characterization!!

Evan is the only Marauders character I don’t have a real grasp of who he is, if that makes sense?

I just haven’t read any fics that give him as much in-depth personality as Regulus or Barty.

I’m open to any/all fics that give him a strong defined personality:

Any ship (doesn’t have to be Rosekiller)

Any length

New or old, popular or unknown

The higher the rating the better (lols)

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Andrew gets a bad rep for not being a very romantic guy.

He did tape trash bags over Neil’s arm bandages before blowing him in the shower that one time, though. So.

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I love Andrew “built like a tank” “thighs as thick as Kevin’s torso” “can bench press you” Minyard

As a short king who loves ice cream, he’s realistically gonna be a thick boy. Plus he’s got a lot of net to cover as an exy goalie.

So I was thinking about how people would be really impressed if Andrew (5’0) beat one of Matt Boyd’s (6’4) weight lifting records….

& Andrew can’t take a compliment as it is, but this seems like a dumb thing to be congratulating him on — so he takes a page from Neil’s infamous How to Get Banned From Press Duty book:

ANDREW (lips touching the mic): “Yes I beat Matt’s team record by picking up a slightly heavier bar than he did. I also beat Matt’s criminal record by picking up a slightly heavier disorderly conduct charge at the same bar he did last summer—but nobody’s congratulated me for that yet.”

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Nicky: Straight? Who are u talking to right now?

Neil: Yeah idk, I was just guessing.

Andrew: *Slams his head against the table*