#wants to look better & be understood or smth :-3

[buwheal]

(for the creator) i really like the small details you put in your art! i think a lot of spamton artists forget that spamton can gain some control over his own speech by speaking slowly/saying one word at a time when it's important. (like you did with a recent post lol)

WAUUGHHH THANK YOU!!!!!! Theres so so much that i try to include (although i may forget some.. like his consistent glitching) BUT i really really REALLY appreciate it when people notice those details!!! ^_^ I make a point of like,, studying his speech and his speech quirks often to try and make it as accurate as i can!!! Esp things like his behaviors regarding speech!!!!! wahhhggh ty ty ty again!!!!!!

[cvnt4him]

Izuku dating a literal insomniac 🫡

Let's see what I can come up with<3

Restless nights are the worst. Being unable to do the one thing you want and need most in the world is making you go crazy. You sigh heavily as you try and force yourself to sleep. Tossing and turning in bed everything catching your attention besides tiredness. It's annoying you deeply.

You completely give up after you see the clock, 12 am. You have things to do tomorrow and you just know you're going to be tired but oh well. Your body doesn't want to cooperate, your mind doesn't want to shut the hell up, it's like nothing wants to do what you need.

You have nothing to do, it's literally midnight the whole world should be asleep. So why can't you get to sleep? The question that you keep asking yourself night after night as you restlessly scroll through social media. Nothing is interesting you long enough, everything is boring and annoying. Gosh this is really starting to piss you off.

The main reason you were trying to even go to sleep at better times was for your boyfriend. You'd told him about how your nights were going and he instantly called it "insomnia". Izuku was nothing more than a heavens sent, he loves having you over and loves sleeping with you! Unfortunately it's not exactly allowed to have the opposite gender in your rooms after hours.

Normally you two would just sneak to one another, however recently aizawa has been doing dorm checks and caught you two in the bed with each other. He barred you two from seeing each other after hours. It was literally like your soul had been ripped out of you. You seem to sleep better under izukus watch, next to him in bed, his body heat warming you comfortably.

Yet now that you don't have it you feel like you're going crazy. You another heavy sigh leaving you, you figure you have no other choice. You'd have to wake your boyfriend. It hurts your heart even just thinking about waking him, you knew he was asleep by now and understood he needed it. You contemplated even texting him but it's like your fingers were moving on their own.

" hey u awake??"

" unfortunately so😞"

" can't sleep? :(("

You sigh again, surprised that he was even awake you thought for sure he'd be asleep.

nope it's getting on my fucking nerves bro

" I'm sorry hon, I wish there was a way I could make you feel better :( "

" I could always try sneaking out!!😼😼"

" so, uhm, no!😓 I don't want you getting in trouble "

" wtf am I supposed to do. Js sit here n look at the fucking ceiling?????"

You groaned angry he wouldn't let you go to him. It's all you wanted and he'd be lying if he said he didn't want it to. You just wanted to be in his arms was that so bad????

" wanna call?"

" maybe my voice will help you calm down, yk like out you to sleep or smth?"

Reading that text your anger completely disappeared, literally evaporating at the thought of hearing his voice. You missed him so much.

"yes please!!!!!💕💕"

" you got it ml💗💗"

You rolled on your side and held your phone close to your chest until you heard it ring picking up within an instant. You squealed and giggled into the mic causing him to chuckle, his light voice slightly groggy. Despite him only chuckling you can hear the tiredness within it.

“ hello, my love.”

He spoke lowly slightly whispering with a chuckle laced in his voice, you could hear the smile on his lips. He was just so cute you couldn't help but kick your feet. He gives you such cuteness aggression.

“ hi baby!!! I miss you.”

You say back to him making him hum, he missed you too he didn't even need to say it, you already knew. He exhaled into the mic before yawning, it was just so cute you couldn't help the line of giggles that escaped.

“ you need to get some rest my love, I don't want you to be tired in the morning.”

“ I know but I just can't sleep... I just want to like, hear your voice I guess.”

“ hmm~, what am I gonna do with you, eh?”

His tired voice was undeniably attractive, it made you bite your lip subconsciously. When he hummed into the mic it gave you butterflies, it was just so... Moving.

Silence fell upon the two of you, a comfortable one at that. Hearing his breath wavering, the sound of him inhaling and exhaling did indeed bring you at peace. It was calming in an odd sense, it was almost as if he was really there. You looked at the time, 2 am.. god you couldn't believe 2 hours had already passed.

With a sigh you'd decided to try once more. You'd try to fall asleep, this time having more hope that you could with your boyfriend on the line. You get comfortable, the sound of covers moving and shifting being heard on his end a hum left him again. You could tell he was tired or almost sleep, it made you feel bad. After getting comfortable silence was there again, just the sound of his breathing coming through. You decided to say one last thing before trying again.

“ I love you, zuku. thank you.”

You closed your eyes with a sigh, lying there for a couple of minutes, random things started flooding your mind instantly causing you to squeeze your eyes shut.

“ love y’too...”

That snapped you out of your little daze, all the things running through your head instantly vanishing at the sound of his voice all hushed and quiet, his words slurred and smushed together. It was just too adorable. You giggle slightly and close your eyes once more with a smile present on your face.

AN: hope this is good idk I've been feeling down lately like so much is happening I'm just drained. This was kinda rushed but hope it's good<3333

[elllisaaa]

eli i just want to give you this flower 🌷 for always writing me the best enha content and for always indulging into my sunghoon brainrots <3

especially the sunghoon x bookworm agenda you’re writing it too well it’s seriously occupying my mind constantly ever since we started talking about it… idk what it is but i just want him to take me out on a book shopping date and then degrade me in the bedroom cause i said smth to the male cashier that made him jealous (“you think you’re so smart huh?” type of thing) 🤕

thank you dinna ! i'm always here to elevate your thoughts about him because i love how your brain works when it comes to sunghoon 😔 that being said, i'll never shut up about the bookworm agenda either, because as you said, it hadn't leave my mind either so we're gonna talk about it for a looong time !

SUNGHOON loves spoiling you so much, that's why his bank account is for after all. so everytime you ask him if he can take you to the bookstore, of course, he's going to say yes because he's that whipped for you. 

and he genuinely enjoys watching get all excited about your books, gasping every time you see one that you had came across on booktok or that you had planned to read. sunghoon finds your obsession so cute and that's why he's feeding into it.

what he does not like though is how the cashier is looking at you, and how he's shamelessly flirting with you even if he can see sunghoon's hand resting on your waist. and either you're very dense or you're trying to get a reaction out of him because you're not even trying to reject him. 

so sunghoon waits until you're both home to push you face down into the mattress, lifting up your skirt to spank your ass once, twice, or maybe three times, relishing in your cries of pain mixed with little whines for more.

"such a fucking slut, can't believe you would do this in front of me."

and then, he would manhandle you to the floor, putting you on your knees for him and forcing his cock into your mouth. 

"fuck, that's it baby, take me like the whore you are."

and maybe you were one, but you got him exactly where you wanted him, knowing how good and how rough he fucked you everytime he got jealous. your eyes watered with tears as sunghoon started to fuck your face, grunting and hissing at the feeling of your warm mouth. 

"you think you're so smart, huh ? think that you can do that in front of me and not get punished ?"

you whimpered around his dick, loving the degradation, loving when he was so mean to you. his hand tangled into your hair, pulling on it to push you all the way down on his cock, holding you there and smirking at the way you gag around his shaft. 

"that's it kitten, letting me use you like a good fucking slut." you hollow your cheeks, sucking him in even more and forcing another groan out of his mouth. "just like that, shit !"

but when you put your hands on his thighs for some leverage, he swat them away and pulled you off from his cock, throwing on the bed like you weighed nothing. he lifted up your skirt again, slapping your pussy over your panties, watching with a mischievous gleam in his eyes as you tried to squirm away from his hold. 

"you're so ungrateful baby, i'm spoiling you and this is how you thank me ? by flirting with another men ?" you whined in response, already feeling bruises erupting on your skin where sunghoon was holding your wrists down. "n-no ! i wasn't-"

you were interrupted by sunghoon's hand slapping your cheek, forcing another moan out of your mouth. 

"tsk, good girls don't speak unless they're allowed to. understood ?" you only nodded, your thighs already trembling in anticipation of what was coming. "that's better. now you're gonna take my cock and not cum until i say so." you nodded again, already feeling the pleasure bubbling up in your veins as sunghoon pushed your underwear to the side and entered your tight pussy.

needless to say that your neighbors had some complaints to make the morning after. 

[thatgirlwbraids]

Hi bae <3 I’m here to share my success story and it’s all because of your void challenge 🫢 (im sorry for any mistakes, it’s not my native language)

Backstory: when I first time knew about the void I was literally afraid cuz thought it’s kinda magic place or close to astral and entities will attack me (it’s so hilarious ik please don’t judge old me ✋🏻😭). But I was looking for more info bout that so now I know what that state is. Anyway I had troubles to enter and idk why I just couldn’t do it.

Yesterday I found your challenge and decided to try it cuz it looks so easy??? like you don’t need to do anything but pretend you already that person who can enter the void with ease. I did it during the whole day and at night just simply went to sleep. I used to try to enter every night before and it was tiring tbh.

I just fell asleep and woke up … nowhere?? Like… idek how to explain it on my language lmao. I felt nothing but calmness and pleasure. I wasn’t sure I’m in the void but I decided to affirm for my desires. And thanks to me for doing this cuz it literally was the void. I understood it when woke up in reality today and I have everything I wanted!!! Please I’m not emotional person but my feelings just tear me up from the inside 😭

Let me tell you what I manifested:

Desired face! I didn’t want to change myself too much so I just made my eyes more like feline (similar to Jennie BP) and I looks more prettier then ever + being photogenic.

Desired body! I lost 20kg and now my weight is 40kg with 165cm of height (was 160). I have a thin hourglass body, long legs and perfect skin everywhere.

Perfect voice! In my childhood I could sing but in my teenage smth happened and I started to sound like old rusty door but worse 💀 I dreamed about beautiful voice a long time and now I have it! I swear I sing the whole day and do it with my friends in out chats.

I’ve done my study at university! It was the most shitty thing in my life and it took all my nervous for nothing. I hated this sm but now I finally free omg. And I have my diploma.

$10k on my bank account!

A lot of good friends!

The hottest bf in the universe! Girl I swear he match with all my standards and even better. He treated me like a Goddess but he’s still like dominant?? (lol sry if it sound strange idk)

Some stuffs with my parents like as situations, job and behaviors!

So that’s all for the first time. Next time I’m gonna manifest knowledge of english and korean, more money and financial freedom, get anything just by snapping my fingers, desire wardrobe, desire car and some things with my exes. Maybe I can come up with something else but now I’m just so satisfying with my new life and new me! I’m so thankful to you swettie! Tysm for everything you do. Love you to the moon and back 💕💕💕

AWWW CUTIEE …. i’m so happy for you ….. have fun ur life looks so customized now !! i love you to the 🌙 and back as well because you did it !

[lovelyd0gg]

Some more Hcs!

What would be the BoB boys reactions to you having a mental breakdown?

Warnings: Fluffy<3, mild-angst.

Extra: The setting is while you and the boys are in war. But at a bar or smth.

Bull Randleman.

•He first noticed your heavy breathing and how you were breathing faster than usual. He asked you if something was going on but you hid it and said everything was fine.

•He immediately knew everything wasn't fine when your breathing started to get faster and you started to whimper.

•He looked over at you and asked you if you were okay and you didn't say anything.

•He then hugged you and comforted you. Saying things like, "I got ya." Or "it's alright, cry it out."

•He was giving you time and patting your back as you cried in his chest.

•He then asked you what caused the break down to happen but you didn't answer it immediately.

•And he was completely fine with it.

•Once you were able to actually breathe properly and actually talk, you told him you were having a mental breakdown due to the stress you're getting from the war and everything.

•He completely understood you, he also felt stressed at times, he just didn't show it.

•He comforted you and told you that you and him were gonna get through this together and you both will stay alive.

•After you calmed down, you just hung around next to him. And he was protecting you from other people.

Eugene Roe.

•He noticed that you weren't okay when you were just breathing heavily, your hands started to shake too and he knew you were having a mental breakdown.

•It wasn't the first time he noticed you had a mental breakdown either.

•He comforted you, said some words in French affectionately to calm you down, anything that would help you really.

•He had you in his arms and just kept you there as you cried in his chest.

•Tears going on his uniform, making it damp, but he didn't care or mind. The only mission he had, to make you feel better.

•After you calmed down he asked you if you were okay. You said you were feeling better.

•He kissed your head affectionately and said some quiet words in French, some words of endearment.

•Like "Je t'aime chéri." (I love you, darling.) Or "Tu es magnifique bébé." (You're gorgeous, baby."

•His voice soothed you and you felt at ease.

•It didn't take that long for you to calm down either. He's the master of being calm.

George Luz.

•Let's be real, he's not very good at comforting people.

•He blanks out, he tries to make jokes but they don't help or work.

•So when he saw you having a mental breakdown, he spaced out with wide eyes and didn't know what to do.

•At first he tried to comfort you by putting his hand on your shoulder, but that didn't seem to work.

•So he switched to plan B.

•"You want some water...?"

•He didn't even ask if you wanted tissues, poor boy😭

•He eventually had to switch to plan C, which was just sit there doing absolutely nothing.

•He felt awkward, he felt guilty that he couldn't comfort or help you in any way and that's what made it even worse.

•Eventually, you calmed down and he immediately hugged you.

•He kept apologizing because he couldn't comfort you.

•You chuckled a little and said that it was okay. And that you understand.

•He still doesn't know how to comfort you when you have mental breakdowns at times but he asks Winters or someone responsible to give him tips.

Bill Guarnere.

•Two words, "oh shit."

•He freaks out and panics, he doesn't know how to comfort you either like Luz.

•But he doesn't blank out. He is very much aware and he sees you right in front of him, crying.

•He didn't know what to do and he felt ashamed.

•He put some tissues in front of you silently and letting you cry it out.

•After some time, he glanced at you and noticed you calmed down and were doing better.

•He asked you multiple questions, if you were okay, what happened, and some more.

•He was listening to you and made sure to at least try and comfort you after you answered his questions.

•He handed you a beer and smiled at you, saying it was gonna be okay.

•Phew, that was a close on.

Lewis Nixon.

•He put down everything he had in his hand and walked to your side.

•He was concerned, worried, anxious, you name it.

•He asked you if you were okay. And he knew you weren't but he wanted to make sure.

•You didn't answer his questions at first and he pulled you into a light embrace.

•Holding you tightly, making sure to stroke your hair at times, and saying it's okay.

•He knew how to comfort you, and he was quite good at it too.

•But then again, he's done it so many times now that none of this new.

•He kept comforting you and rubbing your back, shushing you quietly, hoping you'd calm down.

•Once your cries stopped and it was silent, he said, "You done with the waterworks?"

•Obviously it was light-hearted teasing and he didn't want to make it seem like a rude comment.

•Especially when you were in a fragile state.

•Most of the time, you were chatting with him while he held your hand.

•He did all of this, while being calm (somewhat)

Ronald Speirs.

•He looked at you with an unfazed expression, but deep down, he was freaking out and wanted to comfort you immediately.

•But it would ruin his reputation, the stern and strict Lieutenant comforting a woman? Sure, doesn't sound so bad but to him it's a big deal.

•But his heart got the best of him and he walked to you, comforting you and planting soft little kisses on your head.

•All while staying silent. He never talked much, but this was because he was silently panicking, hoping you were okay.

•After a little while of him just holding you, you calmed down and told him how grateful and thankful you were that he came to comfort you.

•He nodded silently and patted your back.

•"You okay now?"

•He would ask when you finished talking.

•When you nodded, he felt at ease and felt a pang of relief.

•Nobody was making fun of him either, except maybe Guarnere and Perconte, due to him being a strict and serious man.

Joseph Liebgott.

•As soon as he saw you panicking and breathing faster, he knew something was up.

•He looked you up and down checking for any more signs of a mental breakdown.

•You seemed to check off most of the signs and he knew he had to spring to action.

•He put his hand on your shoulder and started talking to you.

•"It's alright, you're alright, calm down."

•He usually said that, and he walked you through the steps to breathing properly.

•You did this for a good 5 minutes and when you both stopped and you calmed down, you felt your breathing get better and the tears stopped rushing down your eyes.

•You were feeling a lot better thanks to him, and you were very grateful that he helped you.

•You told him thank you so many times and he just waved his hand and would just say "my pleasure."

•On the outside, it seemed that he was laid back and chill, but on the inside, he felt anxious that if he didn't come to help, it would've gotten worse.

[yourlocalshrimp318]

My mom likes Good Omens and is very dissatisfied by the ending

Good day folks! I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Depends on how you interpret it.

Bad news: I was too tired to write the post on season two ep1 and 2. Good news: I made notes on my mother’s reaction. Bad news: i didn’t write much to it because I was very fucking tired. Maybe good news: we watched episode 3 to 6 this evening, means I can finish this series, also means I’ve got a lot to remember and I am bad at that. Good news: you folks get a whole post on watching season 2 with my mom! A little more good news: she didn’t disown me and I was not grounded. She didn’t even cry. She just really wants a season 3. same, mom, same.

For the first two episodes: *checks phone for notes* as far as I see, she is a shipper. Very much. She is also not further concerned on the angels having typically male names and being played by woman. Which was quite surprising to me. She referred to Micheal as he.

„Has Gabriel lost his mind? And why the fuck is he naked? Didn’t need to see that.“

She complimented the music, it’s very fitting.

She was quite upset that Aziraphale and Crowley just won’t communicate. How right she was.

„Very interesting, I am really excited for the next episodes.“ these shall come now.

So uhhh. Wait, lemme check Wikipedia so I have an overview. Okay I checked Wikipedia and unlike for season one there is no overview thingy for each episode in season two. Very sad. I also got carried away. Anyway this will now come in order of what I remember, very sorry for that. It was much today.

In episode three when the boys were in Edinburgh, she paused to explain to me that it was very common for people stealing corpses. Yes mother I know. I am infected with good omens brainrot, I know a whole lot shit. But thanks.

„Damn Beelzebub looks disgusting.“ nah, when they come to earth they no longer look disgusting. She understood that, when she saw Beelzebub.

We agreed that the punishment for uhmmm German right-orientated people is very okay. Zombies are very ugly. „What is Mycroft doing there?“ (I also watched Sherlock with my mom btw. Interest on that? I’m sure I’ll remember a little bit)

Her reaction to „Jane Austen had balls.“ was amusing. She pulled a 🤨 and continued. Well okay.

(Fuck I have dementia or smth.) (fuck I am incompetent of using the internet, Wikipedia has information on each episode.)

Shax has a very bad taste in clothing. According to my mom. She is right. I think.

„Jim/James/Gabriels coat is so very stylish!“ yea. Please folks, do tell me, did it have a use or deeper meaning?

Before we watched episode 6 I organised tissues. I was surprised we didn’t need them.

„Oh man, the thing with Jim/James/Gabriel and Beelzebub is so cute!“ very much yes.

So. Final fifteen. It was very quiet in the living room. During and after the final fifteen. She didn’t cry (I was so close to cry) but she looked very dissatisfied. I mean I get it. But I was sad, she was like: „when does season three come? Do we know what happens next? That’s just so mean!“

After we turned the TV off we talked about it. She said it was just very tragic, the red-haired one loved Blondie so much and the fact that that Crowley waited at the car to see if Azi changed his mind is heartbreaking. Crowley deserves better. We hope he’s fine. Sadly we don’t know.

I am glad to say that my mom is not infected by the brainrot, which is both good I guess? Yea. I hope I captured most of it but it was a lot and I am tired.

Good day/night Folks!

(Just spend another 15 minutes on tumblr and I really hope I don’t dream of a weird mixture of Good Omens, Merlin and Lord of the Ring lmao)

[reveristcalicocan]

This idea has been stuck in my head for daysss anyway genshin men of your choice (bonus points if Tartaglia or Kaeya are included) with an s/o (gender neutral pls) who is alot like Kenny McCormick from South Park. If you don't know the show, he basically wears an oversized hood that covers most of his face except for his eyes and when he talks its mostly muffled but the only person who understands what she's saying are people like traveler and stuff. Anyway, daily reminder to stay hydrated <3

(More bonuses if you add their reaction when they finally see and hear reader without the hood.)

Help, this has been in my drafts for months 😭 I’m so sorry pookie here it is! Also I’m not sure to do hc or scenarios so I just did a little bit of both!

Also idk how to write for Kaeya, I honestly don’t remember his personality at all :(

Characters: Childe, Zhongli, Alhaitham X gender neutral reader

Warnings: Idk y/n without the hood or smth

CHILDE

— oh you just said ‘$;@:@:?#%>\&” ? Yeah no worries, he understood that.

— Childe likes to rest his hand or arm on top of your head, in this case, your hoodie at every chance possible.

— He doesn’t always understand what you’re saying so he sometimes depends on your body language as well.

— The first time he saw you without the hood was when you woke up at 4am to get some water and saw him there too.

Your throat had been itching for a while now, you had wanted to ignore it and go back to sleep but it’s now come to a point that the dryness was making you uncomfortable.

Rubbing your eyes in frustration, you got out of bed, not noticing the absence of your boyfriend next to you. Still partially tired, you ran your hand along the wall to turn the lights on.

Taking a cup, you were oblivious to the statue in the corner with his mouth slightly parted. Clearing his throat, you almost died on the spot of a jump scare.

“Well well, isn’t this a rare sight?” You looked at him in shock, taking your time to register his words.

Upon realising, you reached for the hood. “Oh no, it’s quite alright, I don’t mind seeing you like this ever so often!” With a few quick strides Childe was already standing next to you, stopping you from pulling the hood over your head.

Now it was your turn to clear your throat, “oh right, okay” you mumbled, turning back to your cup of water.

Childe tried his best to not look surprised upon hearing your actual voice and not the muffled responses he was used to.

“Like music to my ears, you should drop the hood more often.” Putting a hand under your chin, he tilted your head up to get a better look at your face.

ZHONGLI

— No, I don’t know why but I just feel like he already knew how you’d look and sound.

— Not that surprised and all, it’s not that big of a deal to him whether you choose to wear the hood or not.

— But!! Compared to when you are wearing the hood, he will definitely steal glances at you more often. Y’know, just a peek here and there.

— He’s fine with it either way, if you feel more comfortable with the hood he’s perfectly fine with that.

The two of you were taking a stroll through wuwang hill, enjoying the peace and quiet after a long week of work. It’s not unusual to come across monsters in Liyue, so when a group of anemo slimes bounced your way you were well prepared to take them out.

Though you were not prepared for the strong gust of wind from the big slime that blew your hood of. On top of that, you also lost your balance for a split second, falling back on your butt.

Zhongli made quick work of the rest, getting rid of them with an easy blow. Walking towards you, he extended a hand and pulled you up.

Still preoccupied with smoothening your clothes and getting rid of the dirt, Zhongli kept his gaze on your face the entire time.

You looked exactly like how he thought you would, maybe even better.

“Thanks, let’s get going now.” You made eye contact with him, a small smile on your face.

“What’s wrong? Why are you staring at me like that?”

Shaking his head, Zhongli acted as if everything was perfectly normal and continued walking in front of you. Well, that was until he heard you gasp.

Pulling the hood back over your head, you tightened it quickly, catching up to him.

“You know, you don’t always have to wear the hood. It must be stuffy and warm.”

Truth was, he just like seeing your face and hearing your voice.

ALHAITHAM

— Once again, kinda monotone and just like “oh so this is you without the hood, I see.”

— That’s it. Literally.

— He doesn’t care enough to say anything else. If you wear your hood, you wear your hood. If you don’t, you don’t.

— No reaction to anything, just ‘ok, cool’ attitude.

You fell asleep on your table while staying up late to work on a project. That’s how Alhaitham even saw you without the hood on.

He had spent the entire morning looking for you. He even went out of his way to ask his roommate about your whereabouts.

When alhaitham finally found you in your office, you were sleeping with stacks of paper surrounding you. A few of them even made its way onto the floor.

But whatever, it didn’t exactly faze him. He just tapped you a few times before you woke up in a panic.

“!! Huh, what?” You asked, confused.

“Nothing, just waking you up. Did you enjoy your nap?” Taking a piece of paper that had been plastered onto your cheek off, you suddenly realised what happened.

“Oh, I must’ve fallen asleep…” You sighed at the realisation.

Thanking alhaitham for waking you up, you quickly picked up the stray papers and arranged them neatly onto different stacks.

You would have expected him to leave by now, I mean he was a busy person after all. But by the time you were done tidying up, alhaitham was still standing at your doorway.

Giving him a questioning look, he simply gestured to your hood before leaving you in another state of panic.

[ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp]

What were those theories about atsv you mentioned in the post with my ask? It's the Daily Yappathon™ so feel free to talk as much as you want :3 I'm all ears or eyes since I'll be reading this and not listening

OH YESSSSS >:]

so, miguel is wrong. just, dead wrong.

first of all, hes a fucking psychopath. he was stalking the other miguels family and when he died, he could replace him perfectly and no one noticed. and hes delusional, like bro, its not your life or your daughter, and just because you got attached to them doesnt give you the right to act like a psycho. if you want a family, download tinder or smth

second, i get that he was a little bit nice to miles in the beginning (even though he threw a trash can at him), but here he is.

???????????????????????????????????????????????

who gave you the right to act like that? chasing a teenager on all fours and choke slamming him into a fucking train and repeatedly calling him a mistake just because he refused to be part of your fucked up fake sustem?

because the canon is basically murder. letting people die "because they have to" is murder. and seriously, before the spider society existed, who took care of the canon? when miguel made the spider society, he also made the rules and he also made the canon. hes fighting a villain that he created.

also, miles is not an anomaly. if he was, his universe would have collapsed when the spider bit him. because thats what the supposed canon says, anomaly = universe falling apart. and yet, 1610B is very very stable. you know which universe did collapse?

miguel is projecting his problems onto everyone else. miles isnt the original anomaly, miguel is. and he knows that, but hes too emotionally immature to understand what 2+2 is.

miguel blames miles for everything, when nothing is actually his fault. miles didnt start the collider or kill peter or create the spot or anything. if you look into it, you understand that even though it seems that its his fault, it isnt. was miguel too bored to look into it? maybe.

& hes a drug addict. rapture is the most addictive drug the universe and hes addicted to it. whats 1+1 again?

from what i understood, it was jess' idea to save gwen in the beginning of the movie (also we stan mother jess 🙏), miguel was very hesitant to save gwen, which means he was full on going to leave her there. and he neglected her. and he sent her back. to her father. who pulled a gun on her. bro, you cant only take care of the people that comply to your system. its giving government

i get that he has trauma, but like, so does everyone else. peter b has trauma, miles has trauma, gwen has trauma, hobie has trauma, everyone in the society has trauma but you dont see them abusing minors. miguel is the only using trauma as an excuse to be a horrible person.

also, i have strong reasons to believe that jeff dying wasnt miles' canon event. i mean, it was, but not 1610 miles'. when the go home machine read miles' dna, it sent him to E-42, because thats where the spider that bit him was from (which was ohnn's fault, btw. its not your spider bro put it back). and thats what probably happened when miguel was seeing miles' "canon events". jeff dying was miles 42's canon event, and it happened. like, the one is fatherless and the other is uncleless. why does one have to be both uncleless and fatherless? bffr.

basically, miguel to me is this: "oh, look at me, im miguel ohara, im the leader of the spider society and that makes me 200% better than you, nothing is my fault ever, everything is your fault, im a literal fucking psychopath, id rather beat a teenager up than admit that im wrong, my ego is the size of the atlantic ocean and im a furry who doesnt know non-violent communication. grr 👹"

and im not a hypocrite, if miles had done something wrong, i would be able to realise that. like, "miles is a great character but thats where he made a mistake". but he didnt do anything wrong. he didnt know that the canon existed, he only wanted to save his dad.

and i know that if the roles were reversed, if miguel was the one who couldnt save someone he loved, he would do the exact same thing. and so would everyone else in the society, who took miguels side. like, didnt your moms teach you "dont treat people the way you dont want to be treated"??

and it pisses me off so much when people defend miguel, first of all youre defending an abuser and second you dont have any good arguments.

1. "miles shouldnt have ran" thats victim blaming. and seriously, youre telling me that if you saw this

chasing you, you wouldnt have ran? bffr.

2. "he has trauma, thats why hes aggressive" i already explained that before, but trauma isnt an excuse to be a horrible person.

yeah, there are a lot of shit arguments ive seen over time but i dont remember all of them.

also, hes not even hot. not that him being hot would excuse his actions, but then id partly understand when people liked him. but NOW? girl, he has 0 good angles and he looks like he hasnt showered in 3 months. you only like him because hes tall and has muscles and speaks spanish. have some self-respect

i wanted to say another thing but ive talked too much already lmao

[sentimental-idiot25]

REQUESTS UPDATES (last updated 7/10)

Hello hello all!! Going to put the progress of my requested work here in a pinned message! I work on the requested work in the order they come in!! 1. DONE AND POSTED Sasuke was always jealous of sakura for having a family and thought she never understood his loneliness or what he went through because she wasn't an orphan or from a clan etc. Then he met her family after they were married and all of them were rude to sakura or looked down on her for being a ninja and marrying a "traitor" etc. and they picked on her weight and stuff... and sasuke realised why she was the way she was when they were genin..insecure as he saw her who's usually strong shrink into the small insecure girl she was when she was a genin because of them. Mebuki does all the slandering and badmouths everything about sakura. sasuke thought sakura's dad would defend sakura or smth but he agrees with mebuki. Sakura is sad when she leaves but thinks she's wrong and selfish for not being the perfect daughter they wanted. (maybe introduce a cousin staying with sakura's parents who was also there at the meeting and mebuki talks about her as if she were her daughter...she basically replaced sakura) Combined with:

Hi i know you're busy but when you have time could you do one where sasuke sees that sakura's mother really doesn't like her (sakura) for being a ninja and all that and looks down on what she does. Everything sakura does is wrong in her mother's eyes and her weight is picked on. etc.

Sakura's mother feels that she wasted her time raising "ungrateful" sakura who fell in love with a traitor, basically ran away and got married, became a shinobi and did everything to "shame" the civilian haruno family name. She makes sakura feel like a failure.

2.

In conclusion, sasuke has been very suicidal from the beginning on and probably still sometimes has suicidal thoughts during boruto (out of regret, grief, etc.). sasuke's suicidal ideation has been implied in multiple scenes throughout the whole show, (not only the scenes i've named) which was mainly caused by his yearning for revenge on itachi, his guilt/grief from the loss of his family and the regret of his actions during his teenage years.

The above is from a blog (sweetmourninglambs) about sasuke. I was wondering if you could maybe make a sasusaku snippet based on this post? Pls if it's not much trouble?

Here's the link if you want to read the whole thing: https://www.tumblr.com/sweetmourninglambs/717956632409210880/tw-mentions-of-suicide-suicidal-ideation?source=share

3.

Sakura addicted to soldier pills in cannon after the war. they relied on them heavily during the war now she finds any excuse to take them. Oh stubbed my toe, i need 3 soldier pills. I need to heal! She's also scared that her byakugou could run out, what if this idk-how-many-yrs supply runs out, better take a few soldier pills.

Maybe it could be told from her pov and the perspectives of the ppl around her like team7 (naruto sasuke kakashi sai yamato)

4. Well I was thinking of a fic where Sasuke is hiding or sneaking around – maybe planning a surprise for Sakura? – but Sakura knows he's hiding and decides to have a little fun. So she summons a shadow clone and begins to, like, fool around with herself. She's doing it just to get a rise out of Sasuke because she knows he's hiding. 5.can u do a little snippet about sasusaku right after sasuke came back to konoha after his redemption journey, after naruto and hinata's wedding??

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Going up to the Colosseum since I got better skills now and. Isn‘t that one corpse on the side in the middle of the climb Tiso…? Oh man you can punch the shield around too, oof. RIP pal

…I do not like the Trial of the Fool. I have been sitting for almost 2h getting stuck in the final few waves of Trial of the Fool. I will continue my way without finishing it cuz it seems like it very much made me a fool.

Made my way to the Archive to kill the third seal person whose face still looks exactly like Quirrel‘s mask hat.

ohhhh pipes with water…? in an archive..? Oh nvm that‘s letters flying up the tubes, not bubbles. Found that one readable tube on the side and had to switch languages cuz whatever its saying can‘t be translated properly I bet

Ok, what I understood before:

some…bowl? shell? (same word) is missing that‘s needed to hold a door. The light of the vessel of the egg of the seal is…extracting or getting extracted? The outside (of smth) is the seal while inside is the Dreamer aka sleeping seal person number 3. And they‘re linked together. Holding the light in the dream …holds the ungrowth?

in english:

Egg yolks?? An egg that has no shell so there‘s something to contain it here anyways? That they acquired by extracting it out the Dreamer. They wanna contain the light in the third dream what im guessing is the egg yolk but there‘s a shell missing, aka this seal‘s kinda busted. Didnt understand the extraction and ungrowth parts in english.

…does the egg by any chance refer to the black egg with -presumably whatever‘s left of the hollow knight- inside? Or does it refer to the exploding squids, since they do have glowing cores and give general egg yolk vibes…Ehhh I‘m probs gonna see what they mean anyways aren‘t I.

Nope you are not making me fight a giant version of those evil exploding squids, no. Wait WAIT IT DOESNT TAKE DAMAGE NO LET ME OUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT AAAAAA ah??? QUIRREL I love you so much rn but please don‘t pull a Cloth

another tube thingy. Can‘t exactly switch langauges w/o backtracking, so gotta live with the translated version. Meh. There‘s…? Two kinds of light? King and old light? King light is the light of growth and thinking, while dream is of ungrowth and unthinking? But for thoughts to be made it needs both…??

third tube: lots of stuff missing? Overflow? The shell‘s outside but inside there‘s room. Because smth‘s missing? Void‘s a liquid substance, which is missing, so is…webbing? tissue? (probs the second given the context). The tissue‘s missing both in-and-outside? …basially everything‘s missing inside..but the outside is holding?

Giant tube with…unfinished squid? WOOPS you can punch it. Oh hey that summoned Quirrel. The tube squid called you…? You‘ve been here before!?

THE MASK

This one wants change. Fascinating.

Also then those texts were about the squids, not the egg i guess.

(…if this squid was the seal lady, what does that say about all the other squids outside…?)

[penguin--person]

Solstice (srs/lttm from rain world)?

im so fucking normal about them you have no idea im so fucking normal im so normal you have to believe me i swear im normal i fuckings wear man im normal im so fucking normal

going along with the popular 'suns is treated like a god in their colony' headcannon, i dont think suns liked being worshiped - but, i do think he misses it. he knows it wasnt healthy, but he still does. this isnt me saying he wants moon to worship him, No, he Doesn't . and i mean that. slash serious. in my headcanon, moon's colony was religious too, but unlike suns' 'we can indulge in wordly pleasures as long as suns is ok with it and as long as its for him', there were more monks there. didn't starve themseleves, no, but. they did deprive themselves of lifes joys n shit . like the typical ancient. so. nothing irregular.

i think they'd date before the events of the main game

they meet through pebbles, maybe. suns mentions talking to pebbles not long after he was activated in one of the broadcasts in spearmasters campaign. maybe when pebbles talked about moon, how he wanted to be independent n all that, he went and spoke to moon herself.

and! while he understood pebbles' frustration. i think. m. he foud moon's kindness comforting. sweet lady. i headcanon them to be somewhat of a group senior, too, though maybe like.. not the oldest. moon gen1, suns gen2, smth. so. i think he'd find her comforting. and. he'd keep talking to her.

he'd maybe mention it once to pebbles, but wouldn't mention how their friendship is turning into a romantic one !! though like. qpr. ive got so many thoughts on how iterators perceive relationships you dont even know... like, i think the lines are blurry for them, what is platonic and what romantic. so i think it's not comparable to any relationship any human being has had.. though, maybe.. in the neolithic age n shit.. broken femur... "life is cruel but i'll stand by you and love you even when you're doing bad" n shit. whateverrr no one look at me. though efel free to ask me about my thoughts on the iterator relationships:3

so !! so . i think. moon would find him silly. she'd be happy pebbles has someone as kind as him as a friend, tutor.. . she'd see that suns is hurt, that they're depressed, don't see much point in trying to find the solution, but still try, because, what else is there to do? i think she'D try to help them see the joy in life. and maybe she'd succeed a bit. but, you can't drag a person out of depression on your own, ya know? not to say moon doesn't have her own problems - she also defineely has some kind of depression, i'd bet all iterators do, even if they don't know it. they've got mental illnesses we can't even fahtom.

so !! m. i also think they'd just be silly. moon would give a lot to the relationship, but, she's bad at setting boundaries, yea? like. take the whole pebbles thing as an example. she didn't force communicattions until she absolutely had to . i think she lets a lot of things slide, but, she's not oblivious! she just. i dont knowww i dont wanna mischaracterize her. shes not stupid. shes not dumb. she tells suns if he goes too far. but i dont think she's mean about it. moon never kills the slugcat. i don't think she'd ever really get angry with him - upset, yes, but she understands what he's going through.. and, as group seniour, even though they're not in the same group (but considers him part), wants to help him get better.

i don't think it'd be interely healthy, but, it'd be interesting! like. like. when you're climbing out of depression, you sometimes latch onto something that brings you joy soo much that you don't even care about the side effects. like. you don't fcare if you're depriving yourself of sustance, you don't care if you're harming yourself or the thing, or if the thing is harming you, you don't care if its unhealthy. it brings you joy! and joy is so hard to come by. for me, at least. this is filled with so much projection and self indulgence if u couldnt tell lol

but. they do love each other! they care for each other!! suns isnt using her, and moon isnt stupid and ignoring his faulst ! she knows they are there! but she trusts he'll get better. and suns hopes he will, too.

he'd help moon, too. he'd listen to her frustrations, encourage her to share her feelings. and she would. i dont think suns would know how to help her, really, but he'd listen - and sometimes, even that is rlly helpful.

he sends spearmaster to her, one cycle, with a pearl. an engagement:) old ancient way, exchanging jewelry.

he feels even shittier when the main events of the game happen. because. they weren't publically engaged/married/dating/qpr/whatever the fuck theyve got going on. so he can't. talk about it that much. he does tell nsh eventually n they're like, "why didnt you tell us. like literally its fine. i get pebbles would be upset, but, its fine" . and. m. so. relationships were tabboo in ancient culture, yes? ties you down to the cycle, turns you into an echo and shit. karma three, family and friendship. moon wouldn't be as aprehensive - she knows the local group wouldn't shun them, or at least would come around eventually. but she respects suns' boundary !! i think. he'd be scared. that the ancients would be disapointed in him or something. that iterators would shun and hate him.

i can't explain more of that without evolving this into a longer rant than it already is. so i wont. but feel free to send more asks:3

[healerelowen]

Hihi brother its me your favorite sparky

I wanted to give you this picture of my boys because theyre so silly

Also i have not been doing good at all

Im like so emotionally drained and i was wonderig if you could make me a silly little sp0lly momence ? You dont gotta if youre busy or smth is okay

Hello Hello little sib!

You can ask me for Sp0lly content whenever the fuck you want./lh

Idc if it's like 5 am where I'm at right now you can request whenever.  I hope you feel better soon little sib, lots of virtual hugs to you. Ily Sparky <3/p

(Also this turned out a lot softer than I expected it to./lh)

-Heehoo silly Sp0lly moment-

"Oh Sparky~" G0lly called in a sing-song tone, with the small electric buzz of her motors starting ever so slightly crescendo. You could feel her arm wrap around your shoulders, bringing a comfortable chill as she gently squeezed you. "Hey snuggle muffin." The bot murmured, letting out a few chirps after you held her hand.

You let yourself lean against G0lly, the familiar cold frame of her body sending a tingle against your back. “Whatcha up to?” The bot behind you asked, “I can see you're a bit busy!” You couldn’t help but smile, leaning back up to show her what you were doing. “I was just drawing something from my multiverse.” You told her, your hand resting on the art piece you were making. 

G0lly let out a few beeps of excitement as she looked at the unfinished artwork, all the while having a wide smile on her face from that of joy. “It looks amazing Sparky!” She squealed, her antenna seemingly glowing even brighter. “Oh I bet it’ll look even better once it’s finished!” You felt a small blush dust your cheeks but your smile only grew wider. You didn’t say anything, but you did give her a thankful nod which she understood. 

Your beloved bot then pressed her screen lightly to your forehead, little wisps of static tingling against your face. You shut your eyes, feeling the soft shock of your love’s kiss on your head. Once she started to pull back, you opened your eyes again to look up at her. G0lly smiled down at you, her gaze soft with admiration. You leaned forward and rested your head on her chest, listening to the inner mechanisms of her framework as you let yourself relax against her.

You could feel her tense for a split second before wrapping her arm around you, keeping you close to her. Her fans kicked up with the noise resembling that of a cat’s purr. You felt the edges of your mouth twitch with a small smile. G0lly rested her screen on the top of your head, being sure to not put all of her weight onto you. You didn’t need to look at her to know that she was smiling wider and brighter than the night sky filled with starlight. Your heart seemed to expand to fill your whole chest at that.

Oh how you loved soft moments like these with your beloved partner, and you knew she most certainly felt the same way.        

[dojae-huh]

IG live from 230127

Just some notes in passing.

0:10-0:15 - Doyoung whipping his head to look at JohnMark. Johnny saw the reprimand. So funny.

0:23-0:25 - Doyoung looks like he is spacing out, but the second Tae shifts his eyes to Do, Do nods in approval of Tae's intro.

0:50-0:57 - a slightly delayed responce (the nod of agreement), but Jae is attuned to Do's voice as usual.

2:50-3:18 - look how Jae is addressing Johnny (with an offer), but is glancing a few times at Doyoung, couple behaviour. JaeDo repeat each other in the end, persuading Johnny together.

6:08-6:15 - Looks like Taeil was using a phone behind Tae's back to pass the time, Do snickered.

6:32 - Do checked Taeil again.

6:43 - lol, petty Doyoung, made Taeil be involved in the live. You can't goof off with Do around, he sees everything. I doubt Taeil was reading the comments, why would Do laugh about him being sneaky then. He also stopped looking at the phone with "I'm present, I'm present" after Do made him say smth for the fans.

15:05 - Jae asking Do to change to a better sitting position. That final touch at 15:15 from Jae.

15:26 - Jaehyun openly turning back to look at Doyoung.

15:46 - Lol, I was right, Taeil was reading from a phone back at the beginning. Look at Taeil's hand.

17:37 - Jae stealing a glance at Do again

19:00-19:10 - I only understood that Do said he wanted to do smth (go somewhere?) and Jae perked up with a fond smile.

Taeyong started the live, but on the second minute he passed the proverbial mic to Doyoung. This live is illustrative of how Do MCs during public lives. He turns from one member to another, gives attention to everyone and fills in the paused, with his own stories lets the convo flow.

23:28 - Jae supported Do's joke and Woo stayed passive. Woo is generally very passive about Do during lives, seldom is focused on him.

[onlyseokmins]

Hi, can I have your opinion on each member dealing with dorm sex, I mean more like what is going on in the morning when other boys tease them about what they heard. 👀

I hope it makes sense 🙈😄

Have a nice day 💎

OMG hi anon hahaha this made the rest of my workday go fast haahaha I hope I understood what you wanted but also disclaimers: this is my first ot13 reaction and I like to think that I’m funny anyways kisses, thanks for sending smth in :3

Also, I fully believe there is 0 privacy between the members (with respect to their s/o ofc) but lol I just love this idea fjskdfjsd but pls let’s face it – they’re pretty much bitchless

Seungcheol

He’s a respectful man – doesn’t really say or do much and acts like nothing happened but everyone knows he’s had a good sex night because he just oozes laid-back, easy-going confidence

Because he’ll be real stressed, snippy, or kinda scattered the night before

But upon waking up, he’s checking himself out in the mirror and smirking, brushing his hair back and definitely in a much more relaxed and better mood

Actually, the members don’t tease or say too much – they prolly call his s/o over when he’s in bad moods so they can have a happy leader in a pleasant mood like it has the same energy of a happy wife, happy life

He’s already a pretty caring and attentive man in general but there’s definitely a different air about him when he’s taking care of his s/o in the morning

Eyeballing and daring all the members to say something so ofc they’re not going to but there is some snorting going on behind his back

He snarks at them for it afterwards

Jeonghan

Coughs a lot – like over ten times more than normal

Not a menace, he’s actually almost subdued but in a good way

*sips tea* there may be reasons why for that but I’ll leave it at that

Prolly has a bowl of those really old cough drops like you know they’re stuck to the wrapper and half melted actually, ew, maybe he sucks on one for a bit to sate the cough and then puts it back in the wrapper omg disgusting but anyways they’re right next to the box of condoms on his nightstand

Also, prolly brews some hot water or tea in the morning

Members make fun of his poor voice condition because dude you’re a vocalist

No one’s laughing when he points out that his s/o doesn’t have a voice either

Actually, they know very well because they were so loud last night and everyone shudders (including the man himself lbr) because Jeonghan’s dirty talk is echoing inside their ear drums

Joshua

Was really shy and awkward about it at first

But now that he’s gained a lot more self-confidence, he’s super annoying

Actually, asks if he was too loud and then smirks at whatever the members’ responses are lmfao and apologizes but it’s SO fake like “Oh, I’m sooooo sorry chew on some ayl-monds as consolation” *smacks him*

Prolly has and enjoys morning shower sex like omfg everyone hopes and prays this man does not have his s/o over when someone has morning schedules

Yeah, just don’t expect to use the bathroom in the morning

Big fan of domestic things so he doesn’t dry his hair like a normal person but makes his s/o dry it for him

And he’s so annoying really like if there aren’t any morning schedules, he will make them use a fluffy towel but if there are – too bad – I mean at least he’ll use a hair dryer but he’s just really obnoxious and has his s/o use a brush too, just really likes self-care

Will steal Mingyu’s cucumbers from the kitchen for prepping his pretty face routine like real corny stuff giggling and all that as he and his s/o put cukes on each other’s faces – rip to gyu’s salad

Jun

Bro he just sleeps the entire day, so the teasing is pretty stale by the time he emerges from his room the next day because someone else kept everyone awake during the night

If he’s miraculously up the next morning, no one really says anything because sometimes they’re not exactly sure if this man just slept well or got fucked good because like he always got that sexy morning look

Actually a freak though wbk

Has accidentally been found in many compromising morning sex positions and places

Except the shower/bathroom because Shua owns that

But like there’s your bedroom Jun – NO that’s boring

Laundry room sex is a must so yeah that’s why no one in the dorms does laundry huh jk

But for real, the hum of the dryer drowns out the moans, the vibrations feel divine, and the detergent sometimes hides the scent of sex but there’s also nothing like fucking on a warm blanket out of the dryer uh and it can go right in the laundry basket after!

Soonyoung

Extra hyper

Man could’ve gotten a half hour of sleep but we all know his stamina is insane hence he’s just like bouncing off the walls

Either really giggly and shy or sleek and suave the morning after

Walks around in the morning in his (clean) tiger print boxers

No shirt so he can display all the marks and scratches from his s/o proudly like badges of honor

Won’t fix his hair either like if his s/o ruffled it all up that’s how it’s gonna be the next day until the stylists force some hair gel and spray on him

Also it’s a nightmare for the poor stylists because he hates covering up his marks and there’s no way he’s gonna stop his s/o from giving him them in fact he just encourages it constantly – love the possessiveness of it all

Shows them off to jihoon who doesn’t give a shit frankly

Has a bunch of selfies with all his marks and def has a ton of his s/o – almost uploaded one to weverse by accident because technology is harder than his dick

Wonwoo

Has that foreboding aura that like no one dares to say a thing but it’s not intentional it’s just him

Not sure if the sounds they were hearing were screams from a horror game or something else – plot twist – both

It’s funny though because the best telltale sign is his glasses

Has them on in the morning because his s/o loves him wearing them but also like it’s better to be blind when you have to see your members in the morning but it’s different because he wants to actually see and appreciate his s/o’s face

Which ends up being even funnier because his glasses have broken multiple occasions because of all of this

Anyways, gyu is the only one able to crack a smile from him by teasing otherwise it’s a simple poker face

But he’s also extremely obvious about it without even meaning to be like gross he throws the condom away in the kitchen garbage for all to see pls wonu, gyu just wants to make breakfast and the boys just want to eat

Jihoon

Listen – jihoon is my favorite man ever because he acts all unbothered but you know he’s absolutely dying of complete embarrassment inside

Absolutely refuses to look anyone in the eye (just like his s/o jk unless…)

Prolly hides in his studio heck he prolly has sex in his studio because it’s soundproofed and all that jazz but also the members might come in so…

Like ofc he locks it and truthfully the most annoying person is prolly soonyoung bc ofc he’s gonna tease his bestie but prolly backs off now that the man is bulked up

BUT ALSO he totally makes the sexciest songs and beats (not necessarily horny related but like just some good stuff, got some good inspiration okay) afterwards so that’s another hint

*shows the leader line a bomb ass track* Cheol: You had sex didn’t you?

Stomps around like a child kind of like he walks very heavily the morning after for no reason but he’s very loud and aggressive as he walks around the dorm and it’s worse if he has flappy shoes on you just hear slap slap down the hallways…

Or is that what that sound is? HM sus

Seokmin

I know a hot take is that he’s really noisy but I feel like yes, that’s what it’s like in the beginning and he definitely gets teased a lot for it

So it ends up varying – it’s either a very loud night out of control or an eerie quiet

It’s so funny because he likes to act like nothing happened but everyone knows cuz he’s so obvious, cracking his jaw and eating air out of nervousness

Extraordinarily jumpy because he’s trying way too hard to be cool but we all know how that falls through and he’s just a sweet little loser

Rare moments he’s pretty cocky and smug in the morning because we also know that man is sculpted by the gods to give his s/o extreme pleasure so like yeah if he can make his s/o cum like over five times (pretty easy lbr) then like of course he should flaunt it

Very clingy the next day like shrinks himself into his s/o and then it’s worse when his s/o leaves because he’s whiny, pouty, and bugging his members all day

He’s also like very moody we all know he’s sensitive and gets in fights all the time and since he usually doesn’t sleep well for obvious reasons he can be very grumpy and cranky

Which is cute only in his s/o’s eyes because he rarely snaps at them

This is why the members don’t tease him as much before as well

Mingyu

In his goddamn element much like Cheol

Unbothered king inside and outside, all the way around

Skin is glowing, his crops are thriving, there’s an absolute spring in his step (unlike his s/o) as he whistles and cooks breakfast for his s/o and maybe for the boys

Shameless, really – like even if the man isn’t having sex he knows how to be a thirsty whore on main and also he loves giving advice, suggestions, and lending his fellow dudes an ear for their sex woes

Look, everyone can make fun of Mingyu for absolutely anything but no one can ever make him embarrassed about having mind-blowing sex okay

SVT is more likely to fluster him by poking fun at his domestic tendencies and how in love he is and then he’ll be all pouty and sulky because love is beautiful! Sex is great! Stop being so bitter!!

Now occasionally on rougher nights or if he’s in his emotional state of puppyhood, no one will see him until the late afternoon (and hear a bunch of things if he’s feeling spicy)

Otherwise, it’s gyu’s world and we’re just living in it

Def cooks with only an apron on and everyone except his s/o avoids looking at that

Minghao

Cool as a cucumber because I like to believe Hao’s into kinkier things and stuff so sex is really something he is extremely meticulous about

So it’s hard to like really tease him because he’s almost uppity about it

He’s actually really flustered on the inside because you know after that haze of lust passes it can be a bit embarrassing

But unlike the others, he’s good at masking his emotions that’s why he’s good at the kinky stuff he does ayo

Also really chill with his s/o as well like they’re just buddies almost but he does tenderly kiss and hug them but it’s kind of ironic because he acts as if he didn’t have them tied up and begging for him or like erotic oils dripping down their thighs – you get the message

I think it’s because he’s really thorough in his after care so day-to-day dynamics are very much laid back because too much intensity is not good

Lowkey there’s that one time Seungkwan was scarred for life when he casually said he liked the scent of whatever candle his friend was burning and then choked when Hao pulled out a dick-shaped candle like I can’t even lmfao

Seungkwan

Poor bby flustered as hell

Prolly ushers his s/o out the door and tries to escape back to his room

More than likely does a whole bunch of breathing exercises before getting ready to face the members

But they’re kinda soft on him like only Soonyoung might poke some fun but he knows it’s a touchy topic so he usually lets it go because there are much better things to make fun of boo for

But that’s kinda worse

Because mingyu is just like straightforward – how was the sex last night bestie? and Seungkwan chokes on his corn flakes and then everyone’s panicking until Cheol remembers the Heimlich maneuver exists

It’s worse when his s/o does stay for brekky because it’s just. Silence. And he’s making that cute face when he’s about to burst into tears or laughter esp when gyu serves his s/o a nice, big breakfast sausage

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been, he’s just a shy guy and it’s super endearing for all involved

Vernon

He’s just some chill guy okay

Has his earbuds in – can’t hear the haters

No one really knows if he’s listening to anything – maybe it’s audio porn from last night? Who knows?

Vernon? Vernon? Oh god he can’t hear me, he got his headphones on

Anyways yeah I feel like he’s just really easygoing about everything like it’s a “you” problem if you’re gonna make a comment pls seek free sex therapy with mingyu

He’s just really thankful to be in a happy and healthy relationship with great sex like what more can this guy ask for

A cat maybe

Luckily his s/o has like five cats so he’s usually over there instead it’s pretty rare to have sex in the dorms because you can’t leave the cats by themselves over night!

He’s not a heathen obviously

Only in bed though heh

But hey – cats don’t care how loud you’re being and they also don’t make fun of you (verbally bc they’re eyeing you judgmentally) but yeah long live s/o with their own place

Also likes to have sex with a thot playlist blaring so it all works out

Chan

Mr Loser ™

Oh god they’re gonna make so much fun of him no matter how many times he’s had sex

Of course the first time, they’re making him a crummy “congrats on the sex” cake because they’re insufferable

It’s why he rarely does it in the beginning lbr

But you know, once he starts bulking up and feeling himself he’s kind of insufferable too

Because he likes to act like he’s hot stuff

Walks around the dorm w/ his s/o in the morning flexing his arms and shit for no reason????

Like it makes his s/o giggle and sparkly-eye him but the members just groan in cringe

Sometimes he gets mad because they’re all like “pls let us know if you can’t handle him” and one time he mistook gyu flirting with his s/o and was like I’ll fight you and seriously gyu was just vibing and offering some kinky sex suggestions lmfao

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ah hello! ur reqs are open—can i please request a headcannon of vil, jamil, and lilia, of how they court the mc? except their confession plan isnt how they expected it to be, they have a foolproof plan designed but ended up just confessing on a random lunch day or smth😂

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author's note: such a cute req, they're so dummy for confessing early ripp :')) i took the confession plan and added accidental confession to it, i.e. they had everything planned out but then they accidentally confess in some way or another, so i hope you like it :DD !!

characters: vil schoenheit, jamil viper, lilia vanrouge

gender neutral! (future) s/o, headcanons, request <3

Vil Schoenheit

vil had a plan. he always did, especially when it was regarding something important in his life. and he most definitely had one when it came down to his beloved.

it was an extensive plan, one that started with a date at one of sage island's best restaurants and ended with the best view of the night sky nrc had (courtesy of rook's recommendations)

he wanted everything to be perfect and grand, a plan that would put no doubt in their mind that he, vil schoenheit, wanted to cherish them forever

and it is in one of his encounters with them that he wished he didn't make the plans a week from then. he had been walking around when he saw them standing, apologizing to some...random person.

and the random person was holding flowers ? and chocolates ?? was that a confession ???

an irrational bolt of anger shot through vil's blood as he walked up to them, "potato. what are you doing?" he made sure to glare at the offending person who dared stand in his darling's line of sight.

there was relief in their eyes when they saw him, "oh, vil! sorry for being so late- i'm really sorry, i don't like you in that way, i have to go now!"

vil rushed them away immediately. he didn't want to stay in front of that guy. at. all.

they smiled at him when they found a secluded corner, "vil! thank you so much! i already said no, but he was being so persistent-"

vil, meanwhile, was trying to think of ways to keep those ugly potatoes away from his darling. would it be too much to send rook after them? really, this was needlessly difficult for no reason.

"it would be easier if we were dating," vil murmured subconsiously.

"then, let's do that."

now that snapped vil out of it, "do what?"

they blushed, and vil almost wanted to frame that expression in his mind, "date. i...like you and you said 'it would be easier if we were dating...' unless...that was a figure of speech?"

vil pursed his lips for a moment. did he really slip up and say something like that out loud? how could he jeopardize his carefully crafted plan?

but he couldn't just...say no to that look, so, "you better be prepared to look your best whenever we're seen together."

although he seemed composed, inside vil was internally wincing at his blunder. how was he supposed to explain to rook and the baby potato that they would have to cancel their amazingly planned date?

well, it didn't matter, vil would make sure they understood. one look at the smile on their face and vil knew he couldn't possibly deny them his love any longer. what they didn't know couldn't hurt them, and instead of letting it go to waste, he could always make that plan their first date.

Jamil Viper

jamil was rarely a desperate person. but he couldn't help the nerves that thrummed under his skin whenever he thought of them, the object of his foolish affections.

and the only reason he called it foolish is...well, he didn't believe that he could...ever have them. but selfish as it seemed, he wanted to take that chance to confess to them.

and he must've looked so foolish watching from afar that even kalim had noticed him. kalim, air-head extraordinaire kalim, had noticed that he liked them. he couldn't begin to think who else noticed too.

"don't worry!" kalim had grinned. "i'll help you plan out a confession that will have you feeling like prince ali!"

and jamil...well he had nothing to lose. if kalim's plan went well then he could confess to them, and if it didn't then...he could play it off. act like it was just another kalim banquet.

though he was quite capable of masking his emotions seamlessly, it couldn't stop the thoughts from constantly running through his mind whenever they were there.

especially when they were alone. it was quite cruel for his mind to comment about their every little move, as if it wouldn't make his heart beat harder and harder.

they were humming, helping him with putting away the many banquet plates. it was quite domestic, his mind traitorously thought.

"you would make a good spouse in the future." he instantly regretted the words; dreading their response. instead, they didn't say anything, continuing with their humming. so he thought he was off the hook.

"was that a proposal, jamil viper?" he froze. in all of his years of smoothing things over, he didn't have any experience with a question like that.

"don't be stupid," he risked a glance at them. "we aren't even dating yet."

they raised a brow, a teasing grin on their face, "yet? so you plan on asking me out?"

jamil had never felt so speechless in a single moment then he had then. he had quite literally set himself up.

he opened his mouth, and closed it. and opened it again, but nothing came out.

their smiled softened, losing its edge, "i'd say yes." a step forward. "spending time with you is something i wouldn't say no to."

"if that is what you wish," jamil said, mirroring the smile on their face with one of his own.

suddenly there was a weight at his back, "wah! jamil you did it!!! but what about our plan, we worked so hard on it too~" oh. he had almost forgotten about kalim.

"plan?" uh oh. he wasn't about to explain his grand confessing plan to them, especially not with kalim present.

he tugged on his hood, "forget about it. for my sake." but knowing them, there was no way they would let it go.

he was willingly the object of their teasing for a few days after kalim blabbed every part of their plan to them. but to him it didn't matter, so long as they were beside him. who was he to push them away when his foolish affections had finally been returned?

Lilia Vanrouge

lilia had lived for a long time. a long, long time, and he had observed humans for a long time too.

so when it came to human courting, he was very well versed– in the earlier centuries. hey, it wasn't his fault! he had to take care of his boys, after all.

after consulting with his gaming friends, and asking the youngsters all over nrc, he finally reached a conclusion: he would throw a concert for his sweet human!

what better way to shower them with love than with electric guitar and poetic ballads?

he even got silver and sebek in on it, after they saw him sneaking around in the middle of the night.

the plan was going quite swimmingly and it was just another day where he had invited them over for tea. seeing them always brightened his mood so he was smiling, all the while.

"you seem to be in a good mood," they commented.

"hmm?" lilia placed his chin in his hand. "would my little human like to know why?"

"why not?" and he could tell they really meant it when they said they would listen, another thing he loved about them.

"well, some of my plans are going well," lilia listed out. "and i get to have tea with you today. sometimes i wish that i could do this everyday."

"having tea together?" "spending time together," he corrected.

they bit at their lip lightly, "like...lovers?"

he tried to act calm, glancing over subtly to take in their reaction. they had their head buried in their hands, "uuuh, i've been waiting so long for you to ask me. i really like you too, lilia."

"yeah. like lovers." the instant the words left his lips, lilia felt like a bucket of cold water had been dumped on him.

did he seriously just say that? did he really make a blunder that big when he had a big surprise planned for them just days after?

lilia blinked. that was hardly the adverse reaction he was expecting to see. he was about to say something when the door burst open.

sebek entered, rushing straight towards him, "master lilia! i have completed step five of the plan! however, silver seemed to have fallen asleep on the inflatable dragon we rented."

"inflatable dragon...?" they questioned. sebek seemed to finally see them there and lilia had to facepalm himself. his little crocodile really needed to work on his self-awareness.

"i apologize master lilia!" sebek bowed deeply. "i have made a severe mistake."

lilia chuckled, dragging over another chair with his magic for sebek, "well now that the cat's out of the bag, i guess i'll explain what the inflatable dragon is for."

all in all, he ended up having a grand time discussing the concert plans with them. he had learned over the years that plans cannot be followed down to the letter a hundred percent of the time.

and hey, whatever happened with the concert, he already had that little human wrapped around his fingers. (or was it him that was wrapped up in theirs?)

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Yet Another Big Ol Ask Post

They may have an angel face, but they’re a born and bred heavily trained soldier through and through! Sadie may be on the younger side, but they can absolutely hold their own against an opponent or two, or FIVE.

Megs just always worries bc that’s his job, to worry and to hover and to protect even if he definitely overdoes it. His ‘baby’ really isn’t a baby anymore and that’s not smth he wants to admit anytime soon.

Crusade will always need Megs in some way or another, that’s their Carrier!! but really it’s Megs who needs Crusade the most :’) he just wants to see them safe as the possibly can be, tough job during wartime for sure.

now that’s the long answer ^^ here’s my preferred one:

y Es. baby bot baby

Dw I haven’t been asked this before! They were about the equiv. of 12 years old they came out

Crusade always knew growing up that they were different, whether it be that they were so small for their age, why they had no claws, why their armor couldn’t quite take as big of a punch on the sparring mats, or why they never really quite felt right standing along their comrades—feeling almost like an imposter in their own frame. They knew that there was some side of them that was not quite ONE label and the other another, not even a mix of the two, but something entirely new.

Announcing their new chosen titles was a struggle only because they didn’t have much confidence in the importance of their voice. They’d gotten enough sneers as is simply for just existing at their Carrier’s hip—to ask for accommodation and acknowledgement for these new titles was a daunting task, but Megatron was there for them and their request was respected.

Slip-ups happened, corrections were made, and Crusade had never felt more secure—more like their own mecha before. Megatron couldn’t have been more proud to see his child genuinely so comfortable, he’d suspected for a long while that Crusade had been holding their breath about something, he was just relived Crusade had the courage to take charge and make the change they needed!

So the build up was a struggle, but they thrived after coming out. Acceptance was met entirely.

(pronouns and sexualities are respected faction/frametype/sub frame type/classwide/ect. Genuinely there would have never been no backlash, Crusade just had nerves about speaking up about importance of this request to be addressed the way they needed to be)

yes and it was HILARIOUS

I’ve already drawn Crusade in this stage of looking like a lanky string bean until they filled out, but you know what we must appreciate the awkward teenage stage more

Fun times choosing their signature weapon! They may have been a bit too eager

Crusade I’m so sorry your awkward suffering is my comedy

ehehe Sadie’s got some big ol teeth, 100% pure titanium grade Warframe CHOMPERS

they didn’t get lucky enough to inherits Meg’s claws too, but they make do >:3

biting in battle sure is like,, a last resort lmao, but man if you get them frantic enough to reach that point you better count on your armor being crumpled like it’s tinfoil

Megatron’s rescuer

Tarn fulfilled the vulnerable favor that was asked of him by his leader. He performed extremely well and Megatron never once wanted for nothing. Tarn wished this rare closeness was met under a more ideal circumstance, but he took was was offered to him—which was a relationship exclusively formed out of necessity.

Tarn liked to pretend they were something more at times

Megatron knew he needed a pseudo-Sire that he could call on to be efficient, and above all trust worthy as his own high command didn’t exactly have the time or hold enough favor in their leader to assist Megatron. Tarn was a bit overzealous and even more clingy with his task, but he was undoubtedly loyal, more than physically capable of caring for both him and his unborn passenger.

Once his job was finished and Crusade’s needs were met, Megatron cut off their meetings entirely. Tarn understood—and on top of that was grateful, as he didn’t exactly want to stick around to play daddy to an newborn Autobot spawn, but that didn’t stop him from making the occasional under the table proposition to his Leader.

Tarn and Crusade do not have any sort of relationship outside of military based interactions.