#we stan gender supportive teachers!!

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

my maths teacher is essentially making us all do the work for his class digitally and the laptop-tablet thingy i lent from the school is never doing what i want it to and it's incredibly frustrating and the only reason i somewhat tolerate it is that he's the same teacher i could talk to about not using gendered pronouns for me whenever possible in school papers and the like and he also remembered that and made a conscious effort in front of the entire class to reword what he was saying to refer to me gender-neutrally. which really is a feat in my native language, so like, i love him for making the effort and remembering. but also why digitally

[palecomputerduck]

First of all: I LOVE your header! (A top-tier New Yorker, along with our Brooklyn boy)

Now for the violence: I pick 7 & 16, if you haven't answered already!

Thank you! 🥰 I love Fran she's a role model on so many levels. (and while we're at it you could very easily put Steve into Nanny world, let's say Maxwell is making Rogers musical and imagine all the schenanigans that follow 😏)

And now, for the violence. 😎

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

You know what, I am just gonna say it: B*cky. Fandom in large has a tendency to overhype sad white men. A lot of sad white men characters I dislike but cannon content backs me up on that (to some extent). However, there is such wild dissonance between on screen Becky and fandom B#cky. And like, I am NOT above that and I know and understand where it comes form.

It's just MCU fandom Binky worship erodes every other character every other ship every other headcannon. It's not just fandom bitching but people act like you personally killed their puppy if you criticize or dislike him. And not in a way that is typically tumblr funny but full blown serious social justice backed attack. I've blocked so much people like you wouldn't believe (my block list looks like census) and there are people that STILL find a way on my PROPERLY tagged post to bitch about B*cky's treatment. He is incredibly important to Steve and to Sam and Captain America lore in general. But instead working with the actual content fandom acts horrible Which is shame because he's actually really cool.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Right off the bat: the whole A/B/O thing. But I know there are some things that I'am missing or can properly understand regarding how people view gender and bodies so we're just gonna leave it at that it's not my thing but you do you! And keep on writing.

And back to Steve! 😍I truly do not understand why so many people paint him as super duper patriotic in love with his image and his shield. Especially if we go by the MCU. I believe that Steve himself refers to himself as Captain America I think like three times in his entire MCU run? This and that he pulls rank and expects people to follow him blindly is??? where did you get that? He says "I gonna do this thing, which I think is a right thing to do. Would appreciate if you came, if not cool." And people are usually "Hell yes!" (even Tny risks his own arrest for him, but on his own volition) Like I get how some mischaracterization came to be. Like I hate it, but I get how we got there (like the he does everything for Bcky, because he does save him, and the he's angry Chihuahua who likes to fight as a response to whatever Joss did in Avengers) but this? Like, where did you pull that BS from? (usually from T0ny stans but I digress)

ALSO SAM! Like. Sam showed so much in his MCU run even prior to his series. To paint him as Steve's copycat without much personality besides acting out as incorrect quotes? To provide a joke and moral support for when Steve is inevitability mean to you Favorite White Sufferer? Why do you like it so much?

And generally speaking I HATE teacher/student, boss/employee dynamics. Soulmates and childhood best friends to lovers are usually no but they can be done right. And amnesia plots. UGh. Maybe because I watched too many telenovelas growing up but that's a hard no.

[thestangossip]

Teacher anon here! I wrote everything half asleep over pizza after Saturday parent semester meetings and after rereading what I wrote I realized I rambled a tad without circling back to my full thought and want to finish it while I’m not snoozing in pepperoni grease.

As a teacher, I’m flattered when my students want to jokingly call me mom or want hugs or comfort when things are rough. I’m absolutely okay with that as long as it’s clear that I’m not their replacement parent and any hug has to be with other people around and not full frontal body. I’m fulfilled as a person to not have my own kids with how much love I have for my students, I’d do anything for them. And they know this. Some kids photoshopped my face onto Rambo after the Uvalde shooting when I told them I’d take down an army on my own before I let anything happen to them.

But at the end of the day, I’m not their legal guardian. I’m an adult in power regardless of my gender who has to draw lines that they may not understand or know about now but will appreciate when they’re older. I’ve happily held a middle school male student who cried hard when his sister passed away unexpectedly and his parents gave me the okay. I’ve happily let kids eat lunch with me in my classroom with the door wide open and let neighboring teachers know, and I’m known as the fun openly gay teacher who wears witty t-shirts with fitted jeans and colorful blazers and costume jewelry who will always show up for all of their recitals and what not at school. I brag that I’m the proud mama bear of 332 kids in the 10+ years I’ve been doing this, and I mean it with how I keep their gifts and still hang up their drawings and letters on my wall far after they’ve graduated. Because I get how wonderful it is to bond with someone who looks up to you knowing you’re a safe place for them be themselves while being loved and accepted unconditionally.

Which brings me to Pedro. Again, I’m not a fan or a Stan and what I know is from this blog and glancing at other tumblrs when I’m feeling nosey. He seems like a genuinely good but greatly insecure man who appears to form really tight but unhealthy and fleeting relationships with people in his life regardless of age or gender. For that reason, his fans need to hold him to a greater standard with younger costars regardless of their legality. Would they be okay with this if it were Leo DiCaprio that Bella was doing this to? No. Thank you to that anon for bringing that video up cause it proved my point further that this bond Bella has seems to be with just Pedro and that’s a major red flag regardless if she’s a legal adult now. He knew her at 17. If any of my students held me and rubbed up against me like that as students or recent graduates I’d be fired. I’d have to go to meetings and a school appointed therapist to determine if I’m fit to be around kids and I could have my licenses revoked. And no, I’m not being overly dramatic. Being a teacher accused of inappropriate behaviors has major consequences that can ruin your career for life. And yes, even if it’s a former student because it makes the school wonder how long that was going on for and with who else.

Pedro and older actors of any gender need to step back and ask if they behaved like this at any other job, how would this come off? What would the consequences be? What can they do to form a healthy relationship while being responsible for their own accountability with a young ward who has mental illnesses and anxieties? Forcing this cute narrative because fans are projecting their image of fatherhood onto Pedro is unhealthy and is what leads to older people in Hollywood taking advantage of anxiety riddled young stars with codependency issues. If Bella is THAT anxious, she needs a support animal and therapist to give her the tools needed to form and enforce healthy boundaries with men like Pedro who don’t know how to draw those lines themselves. Pedro can trust himself all he wants, but that doesn’t mean we do as viewers and he needs to make clear boundaries on media platforms because yes he does owe us that as a responsible adult with a former child costar just like any adult working with kids and young adults. I know I’d never be inappropriate with a student, but I still keep my doors open and my boundaries clear to guardians and fellow teachers that I’m trustworthy and responsible rather than gaslight them for thinking otherwise. I’ll continue to side eye him and anyone else who tries to disagree, because Pedro is not an exception to any rule regardless of parasocial ideas of who he is when none of us know him or what he’s capable of behind closed doors and I really hope Bella can find the appropriate help she needs to maintain a friendship with Pedro or anyone as a legal adult without relying on them as a cure for her anxieties.

You bring up so many points.

[cishetamine]

lily rose depp

they were calling her a nepo baby

ticketmaster investigation

i waited in that queue for 7 fucking hours

i waited 7 hours

and my dad waited 7 hours

the cheapest tickets were like $200

and taylor swift’s apology was so fucking bullshit

i do feel like it wasn’t totally in her control

harry stiles and ed sheeran

they

he’s the #1 most listened person on spotify!

i was so pissed off on tuesday

i saw how long the queue was when i tried to join

he paid like $500 for VIP

the fees are bad!

yeah they add up!

i’ve been scouting out tickets

it was row 2 of the 3rd tier

it should’ve been 80, it bumped up to 120 in fees

so i decided i was

there’s an app they were promoting on tiktok

you pay like a monthly membership and u get like a shitload of discounts

i hope ticketmaster gets like taken down

this is the community college i’m gonna go to!

i’d be terrified to—

did you sign up for classes next semester?

hopefully i can transfer to UIC

wait what

are you..a sophomore with your credits?

seems like their studies were interrupted

college algebra i should be okay with but biology is just not my thing

i’m gonna take speech next semester, which is required for PR

it’s so fun watching her interact with the snow

baby’s first snow

public speaking

it’s a requirement for my major

my brother took it for

business degree

i hate listening to my voice on camera

you have to talk abt stupid things

he did his on why videogames are like bad for kids

which they don’t talk abt in college as much these days. bc they’re like too talked about

the last 2 months of my philosophy class last year we just did political debates like every single day

ppl are afraid teachers won’t grade them fairly bc there’s lots of opinion and bias

canadian college

abortion and euthanasia were all not allowed

ooh there’s the dugout

is that a bar?

is that the rooftop right there?

it’s actually really cute.

ohh! he’s going on a cruise i think! with like regina’s family over thanksgiving.

he straight up told me that [pronoun indecipherable] doesn’t like having sex

like receiving it?

you’re so selfish

what’s wrong with you!

i saw her private story

all she does is post like carter and monty, that’s it.

when she got accepted she said she hasn’t even toured it yet

she skipped it to go to starbucks with us

i’ve never met anyone lazier in my fucking life

community college

you don’t wanna end up like her that’s for sure

my mom said

if you’re gonna drop out and never go back,

i was telling

holding me here against my will

your family needs a reality tv show

it would get so many views

sister

my parents had to flush her pills down the toilet

bc you’re only supposed to be taking them for like 2 weeks

her like SCREAMING in the background. like SCREAMING

she was hooked on oxy

i’m excited for the new season

they canceled it!

They canceled it?!!??

there was rumors about a bunch of major actors leaving the show

sidney sweeney

trump supporter

i love when the internet comes in with opinions

i feel like you can’t really cancel an actor unless they do something

armie hammer! yeah he works at a hotel now

there was like leaked—

just got put on netflix which is like, shit timing

everyone likes the summer in italy

i’ve always liked

2 more stops

i don’t know…i don’t see the appeal

it doesn’t look that great to me but i want to see it

don’t worry darling

i didn’t neeed to see it

walk out of the theater like after watching interstellar

if you’re not gonna make a sequel don’t you dare leave a movie un..

i know the harry stans are going crazy right now.

i look at him more and more like he’s not all that. he looks like a lot of other people

great personality, but

he’s that one person who’s like too into tiktok trends like he’s right behind them

i’ve never been to a harry styles concert but

it also pissed me off how long it took him to reveal what the gender was

there was like a part 2 like what the fuck, just put it in 1 video!

i wish i’d got starbucks before i came here

we’re going to a cafe!

yeah but

very.. adult drinks

do you need your chocolate—

haha yeah, kinda!

i like the sugar cookie—

the gingerbread latte

my sister

you were there for this

my sister was like:

i can’t wait for christmas so i can get a peppermint mocha!

and i was like how many times do i have to tell you: you can get a peppermint mocha year round!

yeah, but it’s different when it’s christmas!

hits different

[rinzis]

what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

[guinevere-beck-fanboy]

There are very few Glee characters I grew to like after my former time as a Gleek (Beiste, Blaine, Quinn, Sam and while I will probably get shot for this; Rachel Berry). The vast majority of them annoyed me. But the only character I retain a strong (negative) impression from even after my Gleek phase is more than over has to be it’s main antagonist: Sue Sylvester. Yes I know she is supposed to be evil. My problem with her isn’t any of her misdeeds, but with her stans. A lot of arguments and support in favour of her I saw made really leave a bad taste in my mouth. Based on the fact that Sue is such a cartoonish and ridiculous character this probably sounds like a big overreaction, but hear me out as to why I think the stanning for Sue has gotten to the point that it is toxic; the excuses. People defend her behaviour, behaviour which may seem merely comical and exaggerated in hindsight, but once you get down to it you can see the defended actions are actually very dark and sadly realistic.

The arguments I see people make in favour of Sue and why I think they are terrible:

1. Argument: “Sue isn’t actually a bad person”

Counter:

1.1. Sue as a cheerleading coach fat shames her students and conditions them to hate their bodies and encourages anorexia and eating disorders within them. We see an entire episode of her doing this to Mercedes, and Santana says a very horrifying line of “you either look great and feel terrible or get kicked off the team”. This kind of behaviour is let’s not sugarcoat it: psychological abuse against children. Someone making kids suffer such mental damage should not even have the idea that they are not really a bad person entertained. I have seen people struggle with body issues in real life; it is not ok to inflict such damage on someone. 

It’s also kinda hypocritical how Glee fans tend to love Sue while crapping on Kitty for doing this to Marley on one occasion. If you can understand why a child doing this to another is wrong, you should be able to see why an adult doing it to multiple children is. 

1.2. Her actions toward the kids are creepy and sometimes borderline on pedophilia. 

Throughout the show Sue did the following to children:

Told Santana that she found her boobs “distracting”, that she couldn’t stop looking at them and even began talking to them. 

Asked the guys in the Glee club to be her sperm donors, essentially trying to have children with them. 

Tried to prevent a student (Becky) going to college because she would miss them.

Described said student as her “best friend”.

The common conception the fanbase has is that Will is the creepy pedo teacher and Sue is the sane one who calls him out. The reason Sue is able to slide on far more inappropriate behaviour than Will’s is because of her gender. A man doing the things she has done to children would be absolutely bollocked by the fanbase. 

1.3. She is literally a sexual predator

Throughout the show Sue:

Kissed her fingers and pressed them against Will’s lips

Roofied Figgins, got him naked and went into bed with him. Then took a photo of them together in the bed. 

Threatened Will that she would install a statue in his apartment unless he kissed her on the lips “with tongue”. This is sexual harassment.

Again, imagine Will and Figgins were women and Sue a man doing this to them. Once again she gets a pass on violating people because of her gender. 

2. Will is worse than Sue

Counter:

Sue is literally so evil that it is cartoonish. She tried to fire Britanny out of a cannon, knowing full well it could have killed her. No matter how much you hate Will, surely you can see endangering an innocent life is far worse than anything he did in any episode? 

How about the time she coached Britanny to falsely accuse Beiste of child molestation? If Will hadn’t persuaded Britanny to take back the allegation, Beiste’s life would be in shambles. False pedophilia allegations ruin lives to an irreparable extent. Has Will ever been this selfish?

This argument really annoys me because it just shows how far the favouritism in the Glee fanbase goes. A unliked protagonist’s bad actions are taken more seriously than a liked antagonist’s even worse actions. 

Last thing imma say is that I’m not trying to argue that nobody should be allowed to like Sue or enjoy her character. I am simply stating some things that a lot of her fans say that I think need to stop.

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

❛ A BABY IS COMING ❜

Headcanon

with Neron ‘Creeper’ Vargas.

Request: I LOVE THE BABY ON BOARD WITH GILLY SO MUCH I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN REUQEST THE SAME HEADCANNON BUT WITH CREEPER??!!

BY @imanerdychubbyqueen

Warnings: appearance of a LGTBI character (I don't think that this needs a warning, but if you think that I need to warn it because bothers you the appearance of a LGTBI character, please, unfollow me, thank you). 🏳️‍🌈❤✨

Word count: about 1.4k

Aurora says: this writing hasn't been edited, you may find some grammar mistakes, I'm sorry about that!

Gif credits: to the author, I found it on google.

Masterlist.

Whilst Bishop, Tranq, Taza and Riz were extremely Happy knowing that Creeper and you were expecting a baby, the guys just made jokes.

“Man, you are a fuckin child, how is supposed that you're gonna take care of a baby?”

“Did she really let you get her pregnant? Or was it a ball to the goal?”

“'Am sure cops are gonna stop you, if they see you with a baby, carnal. They will think you stole it or somethen'”.

Creeper didn't care about their opinion, but about yours.

“What do you think, ah?”

You were three months pregnant, and you were pretty excited and stressed at the same time, choosing some names, even if you didn't know yet if it was going to be a girl or a boy.

“Sorre, mama, I wasn't listening”.

“Something bothering you, papi?”

“Nah, you know… just the guys being fucking assholes”.

“Neron, you're gonna be the best dad ever and I don' need to tell you why. I just know it. You trust me, rai'?”

The gender reveal was simply amazing.

All the charters came. Your husband was erratic placing his motorbike in front of all, because the answer was inside the exhaust pipe. It was enough to start the engine and hit the gas. And he did. A blue smoke flooded the yard, between loud cheerings, hugs and kisses. Leaving away his motorcycle, Creeper ran to you, lifting you up between his arms screaming how happy he was. Actually, he didn't care about the gender, he would be this excited knowing it was a girl too.

He used to spend his free time assembling all the bedroom furniture, finding him sleeping a lot of time on the floor with the instructions on his chest.

Every night, he lied down over your belly, carefully to not hurt you, to sing him his favorite songs because the doctor said that it was good to talk to him.

He didn't care about what time it was whenever you had a craving. If he was in bed, he just jumped out of it. And if he was with the club, Chuckie was in charge of it. Everyone was delighted with the idea of having a new member.

In childbirth, he was the most supportive man on earth, holding your hand and filling your face with a bunch of gentle kisses.

And you have never seen him cry, but when the doctor gave him his baby, he was crying more than your son.

“Mama, look”. He said fascinated, sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling down a little the Mayans' towel Vicki wove for him.

You were exhausted, feeling pain all over your body and about to fall asleep, doing a last effort to hold your newborn.

“He has your nose”. Creeper chuckled, leaning towards you to kiss your forehead.

The first day of Kid Garden, your husband insisted on bringing the whole crew.

“Okay, Manu, listen”. Neron squatted to his son, placing both hands on his tiny shoulder to put on well his bag. “The mission is to make more than ten friends. If you do it, papa is gonna give you a surprise tonight, deal?”

“Yeah, papa”. He nodded excitedly, before jumping into his father to hug him as strongly as he could.

“Hey, buddy”. Bishop called him, leaning next to your husband. “Don' be a casanova like your dad, ah?”

“What's tha'?”

“Obispo!” You laughed rolling your eyes, lifting up your son between your arms. “Have a good day, mi amorcito”.

“You too, mama. Are you gonna miss me?”

“Of course yes, baby. All the time. But we will pick you up in a couple hours, okay? You just… have fun, make friends and don't forget to eat your lunch”.

“Okay, mama. I love you”.

“I love you too, Manuel”.

“Bye, tíos”. Moving his tiny hand, once he was back to the floor, he ran to his new teacher to come into the school.

“Man… you two do an amazing job, I couldn't”.

“Yeah, Angel. But don't be jealous. You're our baby too”.

But the worst and, at the same time, best day of his life was when he found Manu crying for the first time.

You were standing up close to the door of his room, waiting for Creeper. You had been stalking him for almost thirty minutes, not knowing what to do, but knowing that your husband would know it.

“Hey, mama, what's up?”

“Dunno… He's just… there. Crying”.

“Okay, let's see”. Neron knocked on the door, before coming in, followed by you more worried than ever. It was breaking your heart. “Hey, buddy”.

Your son quickly sat up on his bed, cleaning his tears with the back of his hands and shaking his head. His father dragged the chair over the floor, to sit on and put you on his lap, surrounding your waist with both arms.

“Cariño, you know you can… talk with us about anything, right?” You said carefully, while Creeper placed his chin on your shoulder.

“You will not understand”.

That. That was the sentence that made you understand. Turning to your husband, you smirked at him, before getting up to sit next to your son. And you hug him like never before, kissing his cheek a lot of times until he stopped crying.

“Hey, Manu, listen. We're your parents, and your friends. We will never, ever, judge you. Unless you're gonna tell me you did something bad to an animal”. Creeper's speeches were the best. “Cause you didn't, rai'?”

He shook his head, almost smiling.

“I just… I…” Manu looked at you with his lips trembling, licking them and trying to comfort himself. “I am gay”.

Creeper traveled his gaze from his son towards you, shrugging a little, before sitting by his other side.

“So, what? Anyone told you shit about it?”

“No, no, no… I just… was scared of your reaction”. Bowing his head down, he seems too ashamed.

“I love you more now, than one minute ago. Because you're deciding to live your life as you want. And we're very proud to be your parents, buddy”. Creeper said, pointing his chest, claiming for his attention.

“Yes, baby. And never let anyone tell you what you have to do, or how you have to live your life, you hear me?” You added, while he was raising his head.

“We will always love you, exactly as you are, Manuel. Never forget it, okay?”

Everything has changed since this day. Manu left away all the pain he was feeling because of believing that you wouldn't accept him, to be the most happy boy on earth. He also told it to his tíos, and they had the same reaction. Everyone was proud of him, and supportive to the extreme.

The day that your son told you that he was going to bring his boyfriend for dinner, Creeper was more nervous than you.

“Yo! Mama! Do I look good?” He said turning around so you could see the whole outfit.

“Neron, everyth—”.

Before you could continue talking, you heard the door getting opened and closed, followed by some nervous whispers.

“Oh, shit, they're already here. Okay, mama, keep calm”.

“I'm pretty calmed, papi”. You laughed palming his chest, before going downstairs.

“Hey, mama! This is… Dani”. Your son wasn't expecting you this soon.

“Hi, Dani, welcome home”. You said with a huge and dearly smile on your lips, giving him a warmth hug. “Manu told us a lot about you. It's like if we already meet you”.

“Really? Oh, ah… Thank you. It's a pleasure to meet you too”.

“Where's papa…?” He asked somewhat nervously, making you laugh.

“Your father is more edgy than you”. Whispering, you leaned towards them.

“That's not true!” He tried to say, with his voice breaking a little. “What's up, buddy?”

Neron hugged your son tightly, noticing that he seemed as if he was about to cry, before turning to Manu's boyfriend.

“I am… Daniel… Dani”.

“Finally, mate!” Creeper hugged him, palming his back pretty excited. “Yo! Yeah, I'm fuckin' nervous, sorry”.

When you were already sleeping between his arms, after the dinner and a long talk about your family and Dani's family, your husband decided to wake you up at four am.

“Hey, baby… Mama”.

“Fuck, Neron… What the hell do you want?”

“Do you think that Dani likes us?”

“Oh, fuck off, Neron! I was sleeping”.

“Yeah, yeah. But, now that you're not, what do you think?”

“I'm gonna make him don't like you, if you don't let me sleep”.

“Yo! Mama! Why would you do that?” He asked, starting to feel tense and insecure.

“Jesus Christ, papi… He likes us, a lot actually. Dani told me you're pretty cool”.

“Really? Does he think tha'? Damn…”

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[jumukus]

A3! Event: Trump the Phantom Thief Episode 3 Translation

It’s time to decide on the cast for Mankai Company’s next mixed play.

Muku: (Let's see. What kind of story we'll perform this time…)

...Wow, a phantom thieves story! Commiting crimes aboard luxury liners sounds exciting.

(King, the leader of the phantom thieves group Trump… He's so smart and cool!)

(I wish I could get a role like King, but it's probably out of the question…)

Banri: Hey, Muku, you've got the script already?

Muku: I'm reading it now.

Banri: What do you think?

Muku: I think it's a really great idea to have phantom thieves as the theme of our cruise play, and I'm taken in by King! He's just so cool.

I'm sure you can be a gorgeous King if you take on the role, Banri-kun, just like a hero in a shoujo manga!

Banri: ...I don't mind if you play that character, though.

Muku: Come again!? N-No way…

Banri: Well, if you don't want to, I'll take on the role anytime. See ya later, then.

Muku: …

(Me playing King…? I've never given it a thought, but if I do get casted as him…)

Tsuzuru: As you can see from the script, the theme for our play this time around is phantom thieves.

I decided to go with this theme thinking it'll help us make the most of our stage. Also, I believe we can pull off any action scenes that's so Summer-Autumn Troupe through this theme.

While I usually write the scripts while thinking what characters you guys will take, this time around, I did not.

Juza: Here I thought Yuki'd play Q since there's a scene of them** wearing female clothing.

Yuki: It doesn't have to be me.

Kazunari: Wanna do it, Settzer?

Banri: I guess we can take it as a challenge or something?

Juza: I'll do it, then.

Banri: Not you.

Izumi: For now, let's decide who will take on the lead role, King.

Banri: Here, here.

Izumi: You want to do it?

Banri: Nope. But I think Muku can pull off that character.

Muku: What!?

Izumi: Why?

Banri: King is an unbeatable phantom thief, right?

If we make the most of Muku's gap and portrayal, I figured we'll have an interesting King.

'Sides, that character is perfect for our biggest heroes stan Muku.

Izumi: You have a point. King does give off this flawless hero vibe.

Yuki: Totally a character Muku will like.

Juza: One will do great in their role preparation if they have strong attachment to their character. The stronger, the better.

Kazunari: Someone with a gap between their gentle appearance and intelligence does look like a phantom thief, me thinks!

Izumi: What's your call, Muku-kun?

Muku: U-Umm…

Banri: You can do it, right?

Muku: ...I'd like to give it a try!

Yuki: No objection here.

Juza: I'm sure you can do it, Muku.

Kazunari: I wanna see Mukkun's King!

Sakyo: Yea. Sounds interesting to me.

Izumi: It's settled, then.

Moving on, who will play King's rival, Jack…

Juza: Can you give that role to me?

Mixed play is the only chance I have to share the stage with Muku. So if Muku is going to take on the lead role, I wanna support him as the co-lead.

Sakyo: Come to think of it, we never have the cousins take on the lead and co-lead combi, right?

Muku: I've done it with Kyuchan before, but never with Juchan.

Kazunari: Fans may rejoice if they know!

Banri: We can even go trending at this rate.

Izumi: Yep. And I think Juza-kun will fit Jack.

Sakyo: Then, the remaining ones are…

Izumi: To sum things up… Muku-kun is King, Juza-kun is Jack. Q and Ace, King's team members, will be played by Yuki-kun and Kazunari-kun respectively.

Sakyo-san is Club, Jack and King's teacher, while Banri-kun will play the jack of all trades Fox.

Juza: In the end Yuki is playing Q.

Sakyo: We decided to have the other Summer Troupe guys play the team members.

Kazunari: No one can beat Yuki in wearing female clothing on stage~.

Yuki: Oh, really? In that case, I doubt I can be better than you in playing that smooth-talking crook, Ace.

Kazunari: Wow! Yuki just praised me.

Juza: You think "crook" is a compliment…?

Banri: Having someone older play Club is necessary. So it's only reasonable to have Sakyo-san do it.

Izumi: And you have what it takes to be the jack of all trades, Fox.

Sakyo: Remember that our audience this time will not only be our fans, but also the passengers aboard the cruise. Give your very best to attract 'em all.

Muku: Roger that!

Juza: "You really came…"

Muku: "Hey."

Juza: I think making yourself appear more mysterious is better for this scene.

Muku: Ah! I agree. Let's do it again!

Izumi: (Muku-kun looks so enthusiastic playing King, and I can totally count on Juza-kun to support him.)

(There's a great vibe in the rehearsal room thanks to those two. Hope this continues until the first day.)

T/N: **I'm using them for now since I haven't watched the play and don't know Q's gender. Might change later.

< Episode 2 | Masterlist | Episode 4 >

[deus-ex-mona]

100% not-serious event summary for the hiyori event (to tide you over until a translation comes out)!!

(written in second person because i don’t want to assume shiraishi-sensei’s gender)

chapter 1:

you are shiraishi-sensei, a math teacher in training.

you meet akechi-sensei in the hallway and think he’s a nice person.

you enter class 1-4 (the class of the lipxlip trio).

after introducing yourself, you decide to conduct a “simple” test to gauge the students’ mathematical abilities.

barely 5 minutes after starting the test, you notice that a student, suzumi hiyori, has fallen asleep (and is sleep-talking about food).

hiyori apologises. you say “as long as you know what you did, it’s fine!”

suddenly, you realise that two boys, someya and shibasaki, are whispering to each other about hiyori’s napping with “nasty looks on their faces”. hiyori is embarrassed by this.

“and that was how my first meeting with suzumi hiyori went.”

chapter 2:

you are still shiraishi-sensei, and you are now helping out at the track and field club.

hiyori set a new personal best timing! setoguchi hina praises her!

hiyori asks to be timed for another round. you ask if she’s fine to keep on going. she’s like “yeah!!!”, so off she goes~!

hina praises hiyori’s attitude and gets motivated to do better!

you reflect on your first meeting with hiyori and express concern over the fact that someya and shibasaki were making fun of hiyori (when she fell asleep during the test).

you muse about the fact that someya and shibasaki seem to be popular students, always smiling around other students, only to suddenly turn nasty around hiyori.

hiyori’s cry of “oh no! the time! i have to leave for today!” brings you back to reality.

hina sends her off, teasing “could it be that you’re meeting your boyfriend?”. hiyori goes “what? no! i don’t have such a nice person in my life... rather than that, it’s the opposite...” in response.

“the opposite?” hina asks. “n-nothing! i’m leaving!” hiyori bids everyone farewell before leaving.

:concernedshiraishi:

you ask hina if she knows why hiyori left in such a hurry. hina speculates that she left to the supermarket to make it for the bargain sales.

“that’s possible. she does live alone!” - impressed teacher, shiraishi-sensei.

“yeah! hiyori is amazing! though it’s strange... i just went to the bargain sale with her yesterday... just what could she be up to today?” :hinadoubt:

:concernedshiraishi: intensifies.

and so, you decide to follow hiyori to find out what’s going on...

chapter 3:

you are still shiraishi-sensei.

you have now followed hiyori onto the train. despite the evening peak hours, you still (somehow) manage to keep an eye on her.

you notice that hiyori was listening to music on the train with earphones.

you follow hiyori as she leaves the train.

you follow hiyori as she wanders around like a little lost lamb for a while.

:concernedshiraishi: further intensifies.

suddenly, hiyori’s face lights up. “so there it is!” she smiles.

so you follow her to... a live house!

you see a lot of girls enter the live house. hiyori is one of them.

“she’s going to such a place after school?!” - concerned teacher, shiraishi-sensei.

“it’s not that it’s bad to enjoy music... it’s the fact that she’s alone at this hour of the day that concerns me!” - concerned teacher, shiraishi-sensei.

overflowing with concern, you buy a ticket to the live.

“‘LIPxLIP’? like ‘lip’ times ‘lip’?? it looks like a formula.” - typical math teacher, shiraishi-sensei.

regardless, you’ve resolved to follow hiyori, so into the live house you go!!

you spot hiyori trying to find her way around the live house.

“eh?? these are the lockers? eh??? these are the toilets?? where’s the live arena??” - local lost lamb, suzumi hiyori.

“...don’t tell me she doesn’t know how to find the live arena??” - extremely concerned teacher, shiraishi-sensei.

you start mentally directing hiyori to the correct door (not that it helps or anything).

eventually, hiyori does find the correct door. after seeing hiyori enter, you enter the arena yourself...

chapter 4:

you are still shiraishi-sensei!!

you are surprised at how packed the arena is.

“are these all fans of ‘LIPxLIP’?”

you notice the fact that they are mostly girls...

and then music plays!!

you get a shock when you see who this ‘LIPxLIP’ are.

“this ‘yujiro’ and this ‘aizo’... they have the same name as someya and shibasaki! SOMEYA AND SHIBASAKI ARE IDOLS!?”

you are shocked for a moment... then you remembered that you came here for hiyori.

“EH? SHE’S OVER THERE?” - shiraishi-sensei, upon seeing hiyori standing in the wings of the stage instead of in the audience.

you notice that hiyori is holding towels and water bottles... and staring at someya and shibasaki.

you finally conclude that hiyori was at the event as a staff member.

“maybe the music she was listening to on the train was these two’s songs...”

meanwhile, the last LIPxLIP song of the day is “romeo”. as the audience gets hyped, you notice that hiyori has begun to smile.

looking at the stage, you think “those two... no. those three are amazing.”

chapter 5:

once again, you are still shiraishi-sensei.

the chapter opens with LIPxLIP bidding the juliettas farewell.

as you leave the live house, you reflect on how amazing the live was.

you stand in wait for the three of them at the back of the live house, a convenience store bag in hand.

the trio eventually turns up.

hiyori: why didn’t you hold the door open for me?

someya: why should we?

hiyori: i can’t see in front of me while carrying this large baggage pile!

shibasaki: it can’t be helped. i’ll hold it open for you. hurry up.

hiyori: thanks, shibasaki! ah, the baggage is falling!

shiraishi-sensei to the rescue! you help her to support the item on her large baggage stack.

hiyori thanks you... before she realises that you are her teacher.

you casually greet all three of them.

someya asks why you’re there.

shibasaki accuses the local potato girl of telling others that she’s working with them. she denies it.

before shibasaki can get angrier, you step in with a “suzumi is not at fault here.” and confess that you’ve been tailing her out of worry.

“really? i didn’t notice you at all!” - local oblivious bean, suzumi hiyori.

and so, hiyori admits that she’s working as the manager of LIPxLIP.

you reassure them that you would not spread this information around, before handing out drinks (from within your convenience store bag) to the three of them.

you congratulate them on their good work and tell them that that was the first idol live you’ve ever seen.

shibasaki asks how you found the live.

“i was moved by the live. everyone was dazzling.” - local complimentor, shiraishi-sensei.

shibasaki is embarrassed by this genuine compliment. he thanks you awkwardly (blushing all the way). someya gives a stilted thanks.

“it wasn’t just someya and shibasaki who were amazing. suzumi was as well!” - local hiyori stan, shiraishi-sensei

cue surprised hiyori.

you advise hiyori on her track and field activities (just a “don’t overdo it!” kinda thing) before apologising for following her.

hiyori thanks you (for your concern? for your praise? either way, hiyori is a good bean).

shibasaki reassures you with a “this girl has more guts and physical strength than anyone else.”. someya agrees with him with a “just guts and physical strength, though.”.

hiyori complains with a “geez! our teacher is praising me, so don’t ruin it!”

someya says “hey, if you get mad, the baggage will fall.”

you watch them leave and all but go “ah. youth.” at their retreating backs.

epilogue:

like always, you are shiraishi-sensei, and today is your last day as a teacher in training at sakuragaoka.

you are alone in a classroom with hiyori, where she’s struggling with a (presumably math) test.

hiyori cheers as she completes the test. you congratulate her.

hiyori celebrates the end of the testing season as she prepares to leave for her club activities.

you stop hiyori as she is about to leave the classroom with all her belongings.

hiyori goes “oh right! today is your last day as a teacher in training... how sad...”

“i’m sad about it too... but don’t make that face. suzumi, i’d like to thank you.”

“eh? what are you thanking me for?”

you laugh her question off, before asking her what her dreams are.

“my dream? of course it’s to qualify for the hurdles event in the interhigh!” - hiyori with a smile, running shoes held in her left hand.

“but... now i have one more dream.” - local overachiever, suzumi hiyori.

“those two...” - local cryptic statement maker, suzumi hiyori.

“those two?”

“no, it’s nothing!” - local backpeddler, suzumi hiyori.

“i see. no matter what your dream is, you’ll definitely be able to achieve it, suzumi.” - local hiyori stan, shiraishi-sensei.

“hehe, i’ll have to do my best then!” - local precious bean, suzumi hiyori.

hiyori then makes her way to the door of the classroom. but before she leaves, she turns to face you.

“sensei! thank you for today! if my dream comes true, you’ll be the first person i’ll inform! that’s why, i won’t say ‘bye bye’ to you! see you later, sensei!” - local precious bean, suzumi hiyori

smiling, hiyori leaves for her club activities.

you reflect on hiyori’s “see you later”, while crying.

suddenly, akechi-sensei appears in the classroom, remarking that he was looking for you in the staff room.

you apologise to him, while internally panicking over the possibility of him seeing your tears.

akechi-sensei smiles and asks if you had a good encounter during your training period at sakuragaoka.

you agree, saying that you learned a lot of important lessons while you were there.

“i have always dreamed of becoming a good teacher. ‘a strict but good teacher who is able to guide their students well’. but now, i dream of becoming ‘a teacher who is able to support their students’ dreams’.” - newly-motivated shiraishi-sensei.

“...i see.” - akechi-sensei, with a smile.

“SENSEIIII OPEN THE WINDOW!!” - hiyori, from somewhere outside.

and so, you open the window...

“i’ll do my very best from now on! so, sensei, be sure to do your best as well!” - hiyori, shouting from the track and field grounds.

when you smile back at hiyori, she began to run with all her might.

“her back seemed to be shining.” - local hiyori stan, shiraishi-sensei.

“may your dream... may everyone’s dream come true some day.” - local student cheerleader, shiraishi-sensei.

[wonwooslibrary]

BTS as Hogwarts Students: Taehyung Edition

oh my god taehyung is such a gryffindor I can’t- 

so basically 

in my head, gryffindor is the house that all the stuck up people are sorted in 

please don’t hate me, but hear me out 

gryffindors will have that whole “I had harry potter in my house I’m better than you” mentality and that’s NOT IT 

but taehyung 

oh taehyung 

he is the exact opposite, he’d probably hate if he got sorted into gryffindor, idk I just get those vibes, ya know?

a lot of people want to sort taehyung into slytherin or hufflepuff, and i get it, but I have gryffindor taehyung vibes, and that’s what I’m gonna stick with 

taehyung is a gryffindor for many reasons

first, he literally does not care 

he has cat walked on live TV while wearing heels 

he wore a skirt for the love yourself: answer e version concept photos 

he literally gives me the “fck gender roles” vibes and I stan that

he has done so many things that none of us would even think of doing, so basically 

he’s b r a v e 

he’s not afraid to say what he wants

and then, he has that radar

he can DETECT whether someone is a good person or not 

and you can tell when he doesn’t like someone 

okay next 

he is L O Y A L 

taehyung loves his members 

he is best friends/soulmates with jimin

he looks up to yoongi and the rap line 

he is best friends with jin and jk 

he loves them all, and I think that if it was life or death

that taehyung would pull a hwarang, and die for them

anyway, taehyung is loud, we all know this 

so he would definitely be a class clown and everyone would love him

though, he would probably end up in detention a lot for distracting other classmates/teachers during class

oops 

taehyung would probably be failing herbology and potions

he’d show up to seokjin’s study meetings 

but not do any work

would be best friends with hoseok, the energetic hufflepuff, and jimin, his gryffindor soulmate 

definitely plays quidditch, is probably a beater or a keeper

would volunteer for the triwizard tournament

taehyung would probably be a fuqboy in Hogwarts, but he wouldn’t start until his fifth or sixth year 

he’d probably have one really long on and off relationship 

he’d get married straight out of Hogwarts

would probably become a professional quidditch player

would have kids in his 30s, and take a break from quidditch to support them

we stan a hardworking man

okay the end lmao

[vivithefolle]

It's really strange imo how many people go about saying stuff like "x character balances y character out, ergo x is the best partner and therefore y's twu luv~" as if that is completely necessary in an ideal pairing? Like, the assumption that either Ron or Harry or somebody else has to be a perfect counterweight to Hermione is pervasive. Which is weird considering how the most significant relationship dynamics we experience in the text is of a trio!

I'm not suggesting that poly is the way to go (though if that floats your boat, no judgement here). But the exposure to more nuanced dynamics in this very same text, like the three-part structure of Harry the Body • Ron the Heart • Hermione the Mind, ought to register better in fans. And like maybe also that whole moral that Love Will Save You - not just romance, but friendship, and family, and community, too - should have made more impact here.

I think it's an iffy way to idealize relationships, because it's essentially an expectation for a partner to supplement you as a person. That they should fill or fix all your deficits while not supplanting or interfering with your better features... But more than that, I think it's plain ridiculous to demand that one person must meet all these points to "solve" the other. All of our relationships contribute to shaping us as a person. Character growth occurs not only through interaction with a lover and the support of a partner, but through your bonds with everyone who you care enough about to put stock in. Both in fiction and irl!

Yeah, it is great and very compelling when the individuals in a ship complement each other - but that's really just because it enhances thematic elements for storytelling purposes! Which is why we can find ourselves enjoying unusual fanfic pairings between characters who've never interacted in the text when the author finds clever ways to link up themes and develop them. But as a determination for who is most suitable to find love in each other, it's not some definitive "correct" method undeserving of critique. Idolizing a ship for this reason is really narrow-minded in my estimation :T People aren't math problems who need to be solved, or who can only be answered in one way.

Basically, this is my manifesto on how stan culture fucking sucks. Thanks for reading lol happy shipping

Yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes absolutely!

Absolutely, relationships aren’t. Like. The ultimate resolution to things! The obsession with romantic love - and I ship OT3-1, I am just as guilty of it - as this sort of thing that... somehow solves everything, completes you and makes everything perfect - it’s not that!

And honestly, yeah I’m totally biased that way, I love seeing Ron being comforted by his romantic partner(s) and being vulnerable and cherished and all that but I know it’s not really realistic, it’s just My Aesthetic™ and something I want to see more since it’s pretty much ALWAYS Ron who is doing the comforting and being the ~big strong manly pillar of strength for poor delicate Hermione~ and I HATE IT. I’m aware that there’s probably a shitload of projection involved, many girls who would like to have a Ron to comfort them and writing that out, but I’m like PLEASE let’s focus on him and not you for once.

It’s just... yeah, relationships aren’t easy, whether romantic or platonic. I will often downplay Harry and Hermione’s friendship to remind people of how strong a bond they both share with Ron - it’s bad, I shouldn’t do it, but I JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH THE “hurr durr rawn iz uzeless” narrative that’s been permeating the fandom for years and I will fight it in any way I can by pointing out literally everything, because if you ever slightly concede a point to these people they’re gonna go “HA YOU SEE I’M RIGHT SO YOU’RE ADMITTING RON IS USELESS” and... like no, eff off. So the way to counteract the “Ron was an ass” thing isn’t to say “oh yes, Ron was an ass, but he got better!!”, it’s “he wasn’t much more of an ass than Harry and Hermione were, why hold Ron to such different standards?”

Part of why I like Romione is the reverse gender-roles dynamic they’ve got going on. Ron being the more emotional caretaker one, which is a stereotypically feminine role in fiction, while Hermione is a bit more logical and academical, which usually is a typical masculine role (the mentor role, the teacher role, etc). I can’t get enough of that aesthetic. But it’s absolutely true that Ron and Hermione aren’t perfect halves of a greater whole - nobody is, and nobody should be! It’s not your job or anyone’s to be your partner’s “help-meet”. If you like that, if you happen to have such qualities that balance out your partner’s, that’s great! But you are in no way obliged to develop such qualities to “make my partner great again”. Hermione is pants at self-care, Ron likes taking care of people - all good! Great! But if Hermione doesn’t care for Quidditch and if Ron doesn’t care for, like, magical quantum physics or such, it doesn’t mean they’re incompatible either! It means they’ll just get their Quidditch and quantum physics talks elsewhere, from different people, and that’s fine. I think being in quarantine should have helped people realize that there’s only so much time you can take being stuck with the same person for days on end without going crazy.

Okay I rambled - right! People shouldn’t have to be perfect foils to their partners. It helps if there’s some degree of complementarity, but you can also work without it. As long as you and your partner are on the same page about things, that’s what should matter the most!

[i-want-anne-hathaway]

WATT as Things I’ve Said pt. 4

So being off of my phone has actually made me say more stupid shit because I’m interacting with people (crazy concept, I know)

———

Reese: Can we go to Target instead? It’s so much closer

Mattie: No! It has to be WalMart! I have a bone to pick with the man in the Lobster costume outside the doors

———

Eva: How did you not realize that I like you?! I literally challenged you to a pickup line contest

Kate: Don’t you do that with other people too

Eva: Do I... challenge people... other people... to pick up line contests?

Kate: Made more sense in my head

Cairo: I highly doubt that

———

Farrah: I accidentally said “lowkey” around my science teacher and now she won’t stop saying it. I have a target on my head because now kids are “lowkey going to detention”

———

Cairo: We could go to Chick-Fil-A

Kate: No, we support the gays on this team

Annleigh: We also support their Christian values a-

Kate: The gays, Annleigh

———

Riley: Where is the big pan?

Kate: The big pan?

Riley: Yes, the big pan

Kate, trying not to laugh: So I know where it is, but you’re not gonna like it

Kate: It’s in the trunk of Farrah’s car

Farrah, being chased by Riley: FUCKING SNITCH

———

Kate: I’m getting a call, I’ll be right back

Cairo: Ooh, Kate’s on the phone with her little girlfriend

Kate, entering another room and slamming the door behind her: Fuck off

Annleigh: You’re in the bathroom, Kate

———

Kate: I’m not mad that she didn’t tell me she was good at chess, I’m mad because I wanted a heads up that no matter what I did, I was gonna lose anyways!

Cairo: So you’re mad that she didn’t tell you she was good at chess

Kate: YES!

———

Eva: I have just received hard confirmation that Reese is not straight

Kate: Another one has joined our ranks

Eva: Now we just need Cairo to come out of the goddamn closet, WE ALL KNOW

———

Farrah: I have just lost my privileges to play music out loud within a single 10 minute car ride. Apparently my sister doesn’t appreciate good music

Annleigh: I DON’T CARE IF HERO IS HIS MIDDLE NAME, GODDAMIT!

———

Kate, watching a crime show: I’ve said it 1000 times, if you’re gonna kill somebody play it off as an accident

Cairo: No, you just frame somebody else. Wear the wrong size shoes and a different perfume or something

Riley: Or just stab them. Like, just stab them

Eva: Wha-

———

Kate: DID I JUST GET G-NOTED AT SKYZONE?!

———

Riley: Fire’s so pretty

Cairo: Yeah, controlled fire not fucking arson

Riley: Still pretty

———

Kate: Shoutout to my therapist who immediately asked me about my gender identity when I came out to her. We love an inclusive queen

Annleigh: Shoutout to my therapist who asked me about my sexual orientation. She’s accepting and we stan

Cairo: You guys are telling your therapists shit?

Eva, who can’t afford it: You guys are going to therapy?

———

Farrah, running through the house like a maniac: Shit, shit, shit shit

Annleigh: What are you doing!? I’m trying to talk to Clark

Farrah: SWEATSHIRT’S ON FIRE

Annleigh, noticing the burning hole in Farrah’s clothes: Shit, shit, shit shit

———

Mattie: Ugh, it smells like nausea outside

Reese: What does nausea smell like?

Mattie: Like, when it feels like your stomach drops and you just want to fall into the ground to let the dirt reclaim you

Annleigh: How do you smell that?

[granvarones]

Like most people, I learned about Nicki Minaj and her love of the color pink during my early gay social media days on Myspace and Tumblr. I was in middle school navigating insecurities that come were flamed by a culture of “boy team vs. girl team” gym activities and the suffocating male gender norms of “hard vs. soft.” But it was the very discovery of Nicki Minaj and her “Playtime Is Over” mixtape that I not only became a stan—or a “barb” according to the world fandom, but I found a way to tap into parts of myself I was still trying to figure out.

The mixtape pushed boundaries in Hip-Hop and introduced us to Nicki’s rap style that includes a genius play on words, metaphors, and theatrics. It was all of this as well as the mixtape’s now-legendary artwork that hinted at her Barbie persona that left my 12-year-old self captivated. I began to make connections to what her presence in Hip-Hop was slowly doing to how I was navigating gender and sexuality. I could remix and define it myself. I could think outside of the box of what the world was telling me.

By the time I began the 9th grade, Nicki and Trina were two of my favorite artists.  Nicki Minaj had released her last mixtape “Beam Me Up Scotty.” The artwork depicted her as a superhero that Hip-Hop and Pop music certainly needed. It was clear that she was coming to the rescue.  My high school didn’t allow students to have their phones in the building due to fears that students would cheat on tests. Fortunately, there was always a student that snuck their phone into the school like contraband so that we could blast “I Get Crazy” and “Itty Bitty Piggy” during lunch. Nicki had the students organizing!   In 2010, I was attending a high school that was anything but affirming of LGBTQ students. And it was difficult on just about every level. Friends and I attempted to establish an official GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance/Gender & Sexuality Alliance), or maybe it was an unofficial Barbz Club. We weren’t allowed to as part of the series of unofficial policies. Not only did this remind us that the school was hostile towards LGBTQ students, but there really wasn’t a place for us to connect inside or out of school. Some days at school were so bad that I didn’t want to go back to school, and I loved school! 

After numerous high-profile features, Nicki finally released her debut album “Pink Friday,” on November 22, 2010. The unofficial GSA/Barbz Club was supported by a guidance counselor, Ms. Williams, and a science teacher, Ms. Jacobson, who offered us the classroom to convene and of course listen to the album. The album peaked at number 2 on the Billboard 200 and marked the second-highest debut week in the history of female hip-hop recording artists.

“Pink Friday” was just what 10th-grade Armonté needed—an embrace of the different, the fun, the pink. It’s wild to remember how just a few years ago hip hop was still seen as straight and cisgender male-dominated. The genre was especially known for its stigmatizing opinion and lyrics about LGBTQ people. Through Nicki’s genre-bending music and creative style, especially her campy pink wig, she carved out a space in hip hop for “outsiders” to enjoy and relate to.

“Pink Friday” was a cultural moment. Two of the album’s singles “Super Bass,” and “Moment 4 Life,” are not only hip-hop classics but are two of the most influential pop songs of the last 20 years. “Pink Friday” wasn’t just a rap album, but one that equally celebrated pop and R&B. A quick “Nicki Minaj Pop-Rap” Google search will send you down the rabbit hole of critiques and opinions about Nicki’s blend of the multiple genres. Most critiques, current and in the past, are still unable to grasp a Black woman’s ability to exist outside of more than one genre at the same time.

“Pink Friday” made it clear that Nicki Minaj was an out-of-the-box artist that would continue to challenge binary thinking and create a new path. From appearing as a guest judge on American Idol, fashion deals with K-Mart and Fendi, and major collaborations with MAC and OPI, Nicki has shown the heights of where a rapper can go with their career. Not only has Nicki Minaj given fans music and accessories, but also a constant nod that it’s okay to be different through her colorful costumes and wigs. Since its debut, Nicki Minaj has released hundreds of features, three chart-topping albums, and made appearances in movies. Her charisma, endurance, and talent has inspired a generation of fans to be true to themselves and fight double standards.

Today I celebrate the birthday of Nicki Minaj, a global phenomenon that continues to encourage me to think, move, and  be outside the box.

[shcnley]

╰ ✧ ZOEY DEUTCH. MUSE SEVEN. BISEXUAL. ❞ say hello to the s club’s very own SHANLEY EVANS! a TWENTY-THREE year old CISFEMALE that goes by SHE/HER pronouns. i heard they were voted MOST TALKATIVE in high school, which says a lot about them because they’re very VIVACIOUS and DEPENDABLE, but watch out for their IMPULSIVE and STUBBORN side as well. i hope they’re ready to take a break from being a TEACHER and finally get this summer started! 

hiiii friendssss, i’m gigi!!! and here’s my lil french fry lovin’ bb, shanley. sooo excited to plot w/ you allllll <333 

B A S I C S

full name: shanley nicole evans gender: cisfemale pronouns: she/her sexuality: bisexual age: 23 years old birthday: january 27th 1997 birthplace: NYC currently living: chicago, il relationship status: single zodiac: aquarius sun, virgo moon, leo rising occupation: teacher ( 1st grade )

I N S P O

characters: jessica day ( new girl ), lorelai gilmore ( gilmore girls ), harper ( set it up ), summer roberts ( the o.c. ), alexis rose ( schitt’s creek ), & amy march ( little women ). music: click this sentence for playlist !!  pinterest: click this sentence for pinterest !! 

B A C K G R O U N D

kso, i’m going to be honest. shanley had an extremely normal and happy childhood. her parents met in high school, fell in love and were married after graduating college. her father ( theodore evans / think sandy cohen from the oc ) is an executive vice president of an insurance company while her mother ( clara evans / think kristina braverman from parenthood ) is a stay-at-home mom. born and raised in new york city. she has an older sister ( haddie evans / think prue halliwell from charmed ) who is three years older, she has an extremely close relationship with her. shanley is obsessed with family, tbh. she tells them just about everything. they had dinner together every night and talk about their days, have inside jokes, go on family vacations every summer ( before sclub summers ). overall, her parents are very loving and supportive, wanting only the best for their daughters. in high school, shanley was convinced she wasn’t like other girls *pUkeS*. she was very outgoing. like she literally made friends with anyone and everyone. a friendly face; probably the student who showed the new students around. it was rare to see shanley upset or rude to anyone unless she was defending someone. she had good grades (our shanny was v advanced), kind of a teacher’s pet but like still got her seat moved or sent to the hallway because she wouldn’t stop talking. i almost made her superlative most likely to say something stupid because like that’s her too. she was on the yearbook committee, played volleyball, and was a part of the student government. if she wasn’t at school or home, you would most likely find her with arlo, which whew. a story there. when it came to the sclub, she spent whatever free time she had left with them. encouraging all the trouble; shanley will do ANYTHING you tell her to and probably doesn’t think about it. don’t give her dumbass a dare because she will do it. sorry , i forgot what i was going to say; let’s change topics. NO i remembered, lets carry on. she’s always up for a good time. don’t hesitate to invite shan...even if you don invite her...she’ll invite herself SO. fast forward to college, shanley was accepted to loyola university and moved to chicago. how excite!!!!  kso she always knew she wanted to go away for school yanno be miss independent thats why they love her BUT college life wasn’t easy, not in the beginning at least. she was going through a breakup and lost herself for a while. became cold and detached; honestly after the break up her routine was to go to class then back to her dorm, study, cry and repeat. she was only friends with her roommates till finally they forced her to go out and deal with her heartbreak the “””normal””” college way aka getting stupid drunk. *tiktok vc* it izz what it izz. joined a sorority then dropped it because it was too culty for her. she got a part time job at insomnia cookies. slowly became high school shanley again. her spirits were especially lifted when she began student teaching. the kids made her so happy. they also proved to her that teaching was what she was meant to do. next thing ya know, four years are up and our girl has a degree in elementary education.  no one probably asked but her love life !!! like mentioned earlier shanley is single. she was convinced she was going to end up marrying arlo, maybe not right after high school like people assumed but eventually. they just connected on another level so when he ended things after their first year of college, shan was crushed. but if you’re curious, she's still got the hots for arlo. are we surprised tho? no? exactly. thanks for reading, pals. dsjkn okay i’ll add more. fine. so she hooks up with people and goes on dates but no one sticks. she doesn’t want them to stick either. she knows she had that like one great love and doubts she’ll ever feel it again so she just prefers to be on her own. she don’t need no man !!!!!!!! except for one...but mind ur business. so like what is shanley nicole evans up to now? well, her original plan was to move back home once she had graduated. but she was offered a teaching position in chicago and gladly accepted it. she figured since she loved living in chicago so much and it was at the school where she completed her student teaching; it all felt right for her to stay there. this was a fresh start for her. and she got it!! ya girl moved into a beautiful ( expensive ) apt near lake shore drive, started her own tiktok account where she randomly went viral and fell in love with all her students who she calls her kiddy beans!!

E X T R A !!

has 4 tattoos:       portrait of her dog, on her left calf // why? again obsessed w/ her dog       aquarius symbol,  on her right outer elbow side // zodiac hoe. Is v proud       coffee mug, on her right wrist side // her first tattoo. couldnt think of anything else.       honey bee, back of her arm above elbow // got really drunk, heard a song, thought of arlo, ended up at a shop with friends as a joke and woke up the next morning with it. 8 piercings: 3 each lobe. Industrial ( left ). tragus ( right ). sings when she talks sometimes most of the time speaks in really bad accents; new jersey being her fav is always in a dress...look at her pinterest...all she has is dresses. she likes to show off her legs ok. obsessed with animals ( if she’s not paying attention, its bc she’s thinking about her dog and/or bunnies ), coffee, and junk food. a jonas brothers stan, nick is her favorite brother. shelf is her favorite song. cries whenever she hears when you look me in the eyes ( she sang it to arlo when he took her to their concert ). has a big following on tiktok. on the teacher side. she posts her ootd and weird shit her students have said. sometimes even reenacts scenes from new girl. a reality tv show about birds she sees. its quite entertaining.  potatoes and pasta are her favorite foods. grew up making fairy gardens has a concentration face  dances for no and every reason.especially if she’s excited or beat someone in something. rambles way too much, forgets what she’s talking about mid sentence, attention span of a fruit fly. she has a hammock named bartholomew and she chills on it when she’s sad...so most of this trip. :-)))

welcome 2 the end; gimme all ur plots. i wanna plot with you all. i am down for everything and anything. 

[akuutshi]

Today, November 25, is the International Day for the Elimination of Gender Violence

To every woman out there; I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you feel less because you're a woman. I'm sorry for everytime you had to change your clothes/ the way you were dressed because you were afraid of being harassed on the street, or be called a slut by strangers, you're friends and sometimes even family. I'm sorry for everytime you felt scared of going out at night, and for everytime you decided not to because it wasn't safe enough for you. Im sorry for everytime you felt less smart, less strong, less capable. Never enough. I'm sorry for everytime you felt like you couldn't act a specific way, wear something, eat something, say something, only for the fact that you're a woman. I'm sorry for everytime a man from your family, your school, your job, or on the streets, made you feel LESS just because you're a woman. I'm sorry for everytime you felt the fear of being HARASSED, KIDNAPPED, RAPED, ABUSED, KILLED. Because YES that's what happens to us for the simple fact that we are WOMAN. And yes, these things happen to us EVERYDAY, EVERYWHERE. And yes, let it make you uncomfortable. Let those words and actios make you feel uncomfortable. Because it is uncomfortable. Because we feel uncomfortable, scared, afraid. We feel those things everyday. We go trough those things everyday. We go trough the feeling of not wanting to be a woman. To despise the fact that we were born the way we were born. Having tits. Having an ass. Hips. Waist. Thighs. Legs. Hands. Belly. Neck. Face. Hair. Everything. Because at the end everything is being sexualized, objectified. Because that's what we are. We are born to be a hole to man's needs. To be mothers. To be wives. To be good. To be weak. To be delicated. To cry for everything and be hysterical. Never get angry for real, because nothing we say matters. Always submitted. And insane. Exaggerated. Dumb. Incapable. We can't be nothing else. We can't be man. And we curse our own existence. So I, as a woman, want to say this to every woman there is;

It's not our fault. We never asked this. We were born into a society that divide us in genders and established all of this things. We are caged in this awful position we're we have to be something we don't want to be and suffer everything that comes along with it. We were forced into this position. And we have to change it. Many woman fought and died to give us the rights we have today. But we still have a long way to go. And it's time to change. And we need to make the change together. Woman. We are not our competition. We have to stan together. We have to support each other no matter what. Because we are the only ones that can understand what we have to go trough. Us. Always believe the victim. Stop judging eachcother. Let ourselves feel things we're "not supposed to feel". Stop labeling each other with terms like "bruh girls" "soft girls". We are all girls. We can like pink and wear sweatpants all the time. We can scream all the time and also be really sensitive. We can like girls and still wear dresses. We can be and like whatever we want and still be girls. Not a tipe of girl. Because there's no such a thing. We're just humans with feelings and preferences. Labels only makes us feel more trapped. "Oh i like pink and wearing skirts, and that's what softs girls do so am I a soft girl? But I also like to dress on really oversize clothes and scream a lot. So am I a bruh girl?" No. You're just you. No matter what you like or dislike. You can like both. You can be both. You can be whatever you want. And we're the same. Just girls. Who is the most pretty one? The smartest? Who has bigger boobs? Who deserves more to be loved by a certain boy? No. Those questions were also imposed on us. We have to stop the need to compete with each other all the time. WE ARE THE SAME AND WE HAVE TO STAND BY AND HELP EACH OTHER. We need to change.

And to every man, if you're reading this, you also have to change. You have to recognize your privileges and detache yourself from them. You have to help and spread awareness. Call out to your boy friends everytime they say a misogynist joke. To your teachers. Your neighbors. Your family. Stay away from the boy who was accused of raping a girl. ALWAYS BELIEVE THE VICTIMS. Don't let any bad situation happened to a girl if you're present and CAN do something about it. Because, yes, you can. Take in consideration the situation of every girl and woman around you and help. In any way you can. These small details do help. Because they're not as small as they look. Stop naturalizing these situations. Don't stay quiet. Because if you stay quiet you're just another accomplice. And that's violence too.

I'm really sad and frustrated today. This situation is very awful for all of us and it really hurts a lot. To feel like you're not gonna be able to accomplish anything ever because you're a woman and you're not enough. I'm really tired. So yeah, spread awareness please. And to every woman; take care of you and every woman around you.

[knyenthusiast]

Kimetsu no yaiba as a

k-drama

Lowkey inspired by boys over flowers, literally everyone x reader,, just introducing the characters roles if they were in the k-drama. Probably gonna do more with this au plot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I feel like this isn’t a kdrama based au but a WATTPAD GENUINE GUIDE STORY,,

You know those types of dramas where every boy or girl story x you, and you either get bullied or maybe loved, popular etc, am trying to do that

I’ll be using girl pronouns because,, gender neutral pronouns is a bit hard in this one, sorry 😔!!!

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Tanjiro : would be the first kid that pops up to you when you first entered the school, since you just moved in the school. He would introduce himself and show you around the school, the teacher doesn’t mind him skipping class because he’s the goody two shoes of the school, you weren’t really surprised by the fact that he is, he radiates soft boy energy. Oh yeet surprise surprise, you’re in the same class as him, he might actually have to tutor you, he would actually voluntarily ask

“Would you like me to help ?”

You might sometimes borrow his homework if you forgot to go yours, hehe. He wouldn’t let you but you were too cute so,,,

He has a girl, who follows him around and you asked him who she is oh!?

Nezuko: , loves you so much, treats you as a little sibling no matter the age, she lowkey wants to be dominant for once. Takes really good care of you, i feel as if she would bake cookies for you or like buy you snacks and banana korean milk and gives it to you every morning, so you can have more energy for the day, gay for you but doesn’t show it much,

If you were into kpop, I’m pretty sure she would be neutral with you screaming to your kpop husbands but she also secretly tries to learn your kpop husbands just so she could scream with you and talk to you more but is still a confused baby,,,and tanjiro would just look at you, conFusiOn intensifies,

This is where zenitsu pops up: and is literally the woman magnet,

“TANJIRO YOU HAD A CHIC ALL ALONG?!”

He was so eager, and screamed, the classmates doesn’t even bother looking, since it’s the usual, but since there was you involved, loOks his way. He’s that one sad kid who wants a lover but never gets one because people think he’s a loud sad cry baby, he’s close to tanjiro because tanjiro was the only one who accepted his obnoxious ass. He quickly tries to make a move on you after you breathed. He tries to look cool infront of the ladies, thinks he’s a pro with the chics, but isn’t.

“Did you know that I’m the hall monitor ?”

Tries to impress you and fails because tanjiro kept on spitting the truth about him to you and zenitsu quickly screams at him and tells him to shut up.

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Class has started !

The teacher had told you to introduce yourself in front of the class and suddenly...

B A M

door opens, another flower boy slams opens the door , toast in the mouth. Clothes, belongings and hair messy, casually walks to his seat, doesn’t care that the teacher is scolding him, he does as he wants

Inosuke : opens his top buttons a bit to show that he ain’t no girlie, has a very pretty face, secretly a softie, causes trouble, lowkey bullies tanjiro but not too harsh on him, apart of tanjiros friend group, feral loud baby, ain’t that smart so at one point you had to tutor him. Really likes the idea of teasing,

Inosuke : causes trouble

Tanjiro : gets him out of trouble

Would be that one person who gives out bad advice,

Craves for your compliments, he tries to do everything better than you but fails, tries to blackmail you to praise him, very competitive, but I swear he is a supportive friend, he just....

Doesn’t look like it.

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Pretty girl has appeared and greeted you!

Kanao : everyone loves her, she isn’t mean. The calm one of the class and the smart A+ student and says that 97 as a score is still not good enough. Somewhat passive aggressive, always a smile on her face, she just suddenly sticks herself to you because she’s concerned, you were already glued to 3 guys,,,, and the one girl,,, your somewhat trustable girlfriend.

Would always scold you, she’s just so concerned for your well being,

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You were walking down the hallway till

Oh no!

You saw a crowd and In the middle was a fight between to very tall men and they were both covered with scars !

The shinazugawa bros :

Genya : after you saw him fighting who you thought was a bully but was actually his brother, you tried to help him but he kept on pushing you away because, he doesn’t want a girl knowing his problems, he’s usually alone. It’s not like he hates girls no no no, he’s very shy. Doing his stuff alone, everyone fears him, but not as much as they fear his brother. A bit of neutral with the classmates but they still somewhat fear him.

You were suddenly paired with him for a project so you knew you had to get close to him somehow, he told you that he would do all the stuff for the project and told you to leave him alone but you kept on following him around, tanjiro warned you about him that he was scared he might attack you or something, zenitsu being the protective boy he is told you to s t o p, cried rivers of tears, but you told them you had this all under control,

In the end you two bonded and became good friends

+ 1 genya to tanjiros friend group. He now hangs out with you guys,

Sanemi : OH BOI, R U D E, doesn’t care if everyone can see his bara bara tiddies, even the teachers were scared of him, like damn he looked menacing, especially with his scars,

Apart of this outside of school gang,,,,

You wanted to confront him about the genya problem and he should’ve taken better care of his brother, so you went up to him and his friend, probably his only friend rengoku,,, and he was like

“Go away, pimp”

Really dislikes you at first, he might actually be a bully to you, because you annoyed him so much, but you guys might fall in love suddenly like, BAM. Yes this is what usually happens, the bully might actually fall in love with the one he bullies as obnoxious as it sounds. :x,

Everyone’s worried for you because, a GORL going up to THE SHINAZUGAWA BARA TIDDIES SANEMI Like WOAH,,, everyone warned you like, even your classmates,,,

Rengoku : has a pack of girls making a fan club for him, he’s a very popular guy indeed

“You can’t touch rengoku oppa 😩🤬”

But he just sticks himself to you so his fan girls won’t touch you and hurt you, he is Genuinely a nice guy, wants to help as much as he can as a senior, Since he’s sanemis only best friend, he would always say sorry to you if sanemi has hurted you by any chance, says sorry for his behalf, honestly... trusts you with ‘tanjirou my boy’.He’s really neutral with anything but he’s very protective over sanemi,

Come and question me but I ship sanemi and rengoku. Come fight me.

He Has a little brother, and talks about all his little brothers achievement because he loves his brother, you two would go to the park and have hangouts a lot, he’s apart of the baseball club :,^). Shines like the sun, you gave him a sunflower once and he cherished it because it was from s/o and he loves you.

Himejima : would also most likely be around sanemi and rengoku, hehh, the three make a great team, himejima is probably busy doing student council activities since he is the leader/head, he has great leadership things and always corrects zenitsu on doing his hall monitoring job correctly, but he hangs out with his friends as well, people kind of question on why he’s friends with sanemi, since bad guy and good guy, doesn’t make any sense, but himejima can be a gangsta as well, he sometimes helps sanemi bail out of class,

Gangsta🤙

Y’all gangsta till himejima finally snaps and gets his portable axe out of his backpack, people count him as the most chillest head student council ever, because the previous ones were way strict than him, but I swear he gets things done as well!, passive aggressive way, says things nicely but what he’s saying is demanding, also apart of the baseball team and basketball!, you see him a lot there and he looks hot there 😳, he smiles when he senses you around him, don’t underestimate him,

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There’s this one girl with this devious smile plastered on her face,, I wonder who she is?

Shinobu : best girl, everhone has this weird senior relationship with her, since sometimes we all can get along well but when she serious and angry, you don’t miss with her, just because she small, don’t mean she has no power,

She the chief student council, don’t mess with her,

Teases you a lot because you surrounded by the oppars, and the hotties, passive aggressive aswell, especially with that smile of her, sometimes unpredictable, but she tries to be close to giyuu?, wonder who that is, teases him but he doesn’t really care, some of his fan club hates her and some loves her, but giyuu and shinobu sometimes make a good team and she watches over you well even tho it doesn’t look like it since she teases you a lot

A bigger crowd has emerged, ! What’s that ? A guy in the middle???? Has a spikey pony tail?? Hmmm???

Giyuu : really awkward, but is smart boy, he doesn’t really know what’s going on around him, but he actually has a bigger fangirl base than rengoku’s,

Girls swoon over him, crave for his attention, Lucky you, he had interest for you but didn’t show it much, how did you know him?, he helped you pick up your fallen books in the library, and first love music intensifies *

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let me think of a kpop song, OH WAIT

Park kyung - inferiority complex

Day6 - when you love someone

STAN DAY 6 OMG PMENALFLAJGLOQ,; have y’all heard of time of our life by day6 like uhM BITJ SNAPPED, ok continue. I’m a jyp Stan so like 🤭

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he played hard to get, so you went to him and asked him stuff while he ignores you but actually enjoys the time together, you follow him around with Tanjiro because Tanjiro also wants to know him better,

You’d visit him every morning, and share to him nezukos banana milk that she gives you every morning :,^),,,, jkjkjj you bought your own banana milk and gave it to him, but he looked as if he doesn’t care but he secretly drinks it.

Sabaito: big BABY, acts like the maknae *young kid* but is actually the most experienced, I feel as if he would be a perfectionist but no one would really notice it ?, the only one who could get giyuu to smile, knows everything about giyuu, the number one ship from both fanclubs,

Whose both?

Sabito and giyuuus fanclub OF COURSE!,

Would be that one ghost kid, sometimes mysterious, sometimes eaves drops, sometimes competitive, but he just wants the best for the earth and lead a better generation, leadership type of guy, if there were to be a senior x junior event, the teachers would most likely pair him with you since, there’s a lot to be learnt from him,

Would be asked to tutor you, very popular among the moms,

‘Have you heard about all of sabitos achievements?’

‘Must be so lucky to have him as a son!’

Your mom would lowkey ship you with him, and ask him to tutor you more,

Every mom would approve of him

Y’all thought he big brain but he medium sized baby, giyuu would most likely be found around him, you see sabito? There has to always be giyuu, or else there would be something wrong, he sometimes quirky, and tries to speak slang, but that just breaks his character,

Fan service with giyuu, and he would always make the first move, looks out for giyuu and you aswell,

But he trusts tanjiro to do that, but sometimes don’t trust him aswell,

The two would always be found in food areas, such as the tempura shop near school, and food fairs,

Sabito has an Instagram about food but never posts his face, typical,

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Since giyuu was a tease he told every girl in his fan club he’d date the girl who gets his Rolex watch from the scary cat near the school area, damn giyuu with cla$$

You went searching for the cat, you knew it was dangerous but you tried to go to the cat anyways and now you were full of the cats scratches, :(

You were so exhausted that you laid down under a tree. You didn’t know there was a boy next to you. He had long black hair with blue tips at the end of his hair...

Muichiro : he really likes cloud gazing, his special spot is the tree you just found while searching for the nasty cat. He Is actually close to tanjiro but he doesn’t hang out with him much because his friend group was too loud, he easily dozed off but tries his best to listen to you.

At first your relationship with him was just a quiet atmosphere but that changed till you got to know him better,,, so here you are cloud gazing with him, and he just tells you random things with his soft voice, he’s very mysterious, more mysterious than giyuu actually... he likes sleeping in class so whenever you go to his class for recess, you have to wake him up, and let me just tell you that he looks CUTE, he skipped a few grades because he was just too smart...

While cloud gazing, two people were screaming muichiros name??? Who could they be ???

Mitsuri : really concerned for muichiro, really loud and energetic, the nicest purest girl you met, the whole school loves her, gymnastic club, real flexible, dancer baby, but more to ballet because she’s elegant, lots of guys ask her out but she’s kind of taken by y’all know who... she was searching for muichiro because she was worried about him, he didn’t look well that day and the school nurse told her to give him some pills... so here she was searching for him. Really determined to find him.

You didn’t know muichiro was sick because he always looked pale, but today he sounded off, so here you are with mitsuri, trying to make muichiro eat his pills and feeding him before he gets his pills, since it was recess, he was really shy because you were feeding him, he internally passed out, this was probably your first time seeing him this shy around you, but since you thicc as a brick and you didn’t get any hints yet, you thought he was just very sick.

A cold atmosphere had emerged, whose giving off this aura?

IGURO: really cold, protective over his gf, deals with the bs around mitsuri since mitsuri is lowkey like a child, he’s a bit neutral towards you, and muichiro, yoU four look like a happy family,

The first time you two met, uhm- he was really cold and gave you a glare, but since mitsuri had literally glued herself to you, he had no choice but to spare you and muichiro was close to you as well!, you two are at a neutral bond stage, you can get a long, sometimes can figt as well, he slick as f,

Sometimes appear at times you don’t want him to appear, eavesdropping at its finest, lowkey claimed himself as your protective brother from another mother.

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And your day is always full of randomness when you’re with them, they very precious beans and they all love you and would figt for your love