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Since we confirmed I can send asks still let me tell you this very urgent and important info:
Hux is the lowest grade of man what the fuck Piper have some god damn standards you whore
What the actual fuck jack!? Wrong. Absolutely incorrect. I have never had someone so loudly incorrect in my asks before. This man? This man right here?
Highest kill count in the entire franchise. Alderaan? Try the entire Hosnian system. In terms of sexy war criminals he's the most war criminal of all of them. He's got daddy issues, a chip on his shoulder and sexy red hair. He had potential as a character that the writers WASTED!
Hes a sopping wet meow meow. He's babygirl. He's truly one of the most evil, damaged blorbos the entire franchise has to offer.
AND
Domhnall Gleeson is Irish and sexy as hell.
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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filler
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#snap sketches#fun fact there was dialogue but as i was listening to music i found i liked it better without vjaLKJALK#at the very least the dialogue was just meant to allude to the fact charles just wanted erik to kneel down so he could give him a kiss#but using his wheels getting stuck as an excuse... like girl he didnt actually expect a rock to be there... lol ...#ive always wanted to try dialogueless comic/s anyhow.... so thats fun...#double fun fact i was actually going to abandon this. i got tired after the sketch fjERKLJJKAL#but then i lined the close up of mags and i was like Oh.. i must finish this so i can share THAT panel specifically#and ilke yeah i guess in review the whole thing's kinda cute... whatever.. I GUESS i like it..#i enjoy that about myself i liek how i'll dislike something and be Not Confident about it and then ill be like 'oh its ok acutally'#trust the process or whatever..#anyways. ive been drawing these two too lovey lately and magneto especially cuddly.. whats that about...#next time i draw them he's gonna be in charles' lap i swear. or killing each other whichever i decide#ANYWAYS. im gonna be meeting a friend later !!!!!!!!!!!! so exciting..#i cant wait to start working on the next comic i have in mind ... me hopes you all enjoy it#im gonna lock in for it so i prob wont post anythin for a while.. or at the very least it'll just be lil doodles#we'll see.... ANYWAY good night !!!!!!!
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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The code at the end of the credits in the FNAF movie spells "COME FIND ME" btw for those without captions.
#seeming to confirm a sequel... also matthew lillard allegedly has a 3 picture deal with blumhouse & universal too 👀👀👀#my partner & I watched it on secret sites <3#no i won't snitch so you can get tiktok to get the site taken down lol#also the marionette AKA the puppet box theme was in the credits#Garrett Schmidt is that you?? William Afton's first kill??#we'll see what the movie continuity does I'll make a separate post about this stuff & the fnaf 2 animatronics#I have so much I wanna talk about#Vanessa being peepaw springtraps daughter was an interesting take#also we never saw Abby's imaginary friend 👀👀👀#mine#op#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#fnaf#five nights at freddy's 2023#five nights at freddy's movie#fnaf movie spoilers
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plagued with kitty trait sebastian again.
he who curls himself up so tight, rests a head on your leg when he wants a shred of your attention and is too embarrassed to say a word of it, too nervous to percieve and ask. who lets out the softest rumble from the pit of his chest when you bury a hand in his hair and ever so gently scratch his scalp.
he who readjusts himself, to be half over you, softly kneading at whatever skin his claws and pawpads can get ahold of. from slow blinking to barely ever opening his eyes - he's so tired, and you know it. he lets out little sound and has little twitches in his sleep, you can relax him so easily by reaching a hand and gently stroking him. just like mama.
you can't forget about the little sound he makes when it's time to wake up, obviously he mrrps. looking at you with the biggest glowing blue eyes known to man. he loves you enough.
#. the saboteur .#sebastian solace#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace pressure#sebastian imagines#sebastian solace x reader#sebastian x reader#sebastian solace x you#sebastian solace roblox#hrrrgrhfhdh#me when seeing characters that could kill would kill and lack most common ability to be soft :#guys shut up i know this is ooc let me have this#hes got me bad. chokehold suffocating#and i MUST inflict kitty onto him.#you dont think he deserves to make little buscuits? you dont wish to let him purr and feel safe? fuck you . CAT BEAM#his claws sting like hell and theyre kinda painful when hes kneading but . who cares right . we'll walk it off#rent lowering gunshot n1 incase anyone new following isnt aware i mostly do x reader#mostly i say knowing this is a hc orientated acc#. solacerambles .
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these guys really do have a shocking amount in common, huh
inspired by this post by @spiralling-stranger!!!
(and then ofc I realized there are similarities between Jon and Jon too - I can't count the number of times I've confused these four on my feed lmao)
#there are even similarities more if you consider headcanons and stuff#like both Tims being addicted to coffee#just the bi part and the clown part is insane enough just by itself though tbh!#my art#the magnus archives#batfamily#tim stoker#tim drake#jon sims#jon kent#tma#batfam#tma fanart#batfam fanart#red robin dc#jonathan samuel kent#jonathan sims#tim drake fanart#jonathan sims fanart#ALSO I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DRAW TIM STOKER PROPERLY!!!#and yeah I gave Jon Sims an emotional support tape recorder for having to deal with all of this lol#(tbf most of the time when he meets supernatural beings they ARE usually trying to kill him...)#we'll just pretend a world exists where Jon Sims is an avatar but still friends with Tim Stoker lol <3#okay that's it no more rambly notes dkjhsgkfdg
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Yeah, but you've got a granddaughter? Like, now? Like, today? Back in our time — my time. Ah! Where is she? I don't know. How can you not know?
#ruby sunday#susan foreman#73 yards#doctor who#dw#dwedit#dw spoilers#*#i'm NOT trying to imply anything abt who ruby is/is related to here.#and i don't think this is rly intentional else they'd've had ruby laying her tardis key down along with the flowers at the end.#but i think the being-locked-out connection is interesting. as susan as The First Companion.#[turlough voice] we'll leave or get killed and he'll go on.#but there's a third option! he leaves you.
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My (M45) son (M18) keeps trying to get me to kill a clown (🤡??).
My son had a bad experience with clowns when he was a teenager and has developed an intense hatred of clowns. He's been away from home for a few years now, and since coming back he keeps trying to get me to kill this clown. It's gotten to the point where he broke into his brother (M16) and his friends' clubhouse to attack him, and even attacked my coworker (M45/35, it's complicated)'s daughter (F17) at her school. How do I get my son to stop his clown obsession and stop attacking teenagers???
OP left out the clown in question was THE JOKER now hes arguing with other commenters who are calling him the AH they think he should do it as a service to humanity
#ask#anon#op also left out that hes son was willing to kill the clown himself but op stopped him#op actually thinks hes batman or smth#maybe op is scared of batman#op if you kill the joker we'll protect you from the bat#not like any court in Gotham would convict you op
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sansa/arya/dany, your stans could never make me hate the other two of you 💞✨
#the real reason we'll never see a dream of spring is because it is actually just a 800+ page picnic that sansa arya and dany are having#and even grrm is struggling to come up with enough food descriptions to fill that many pages#oh you have fantasies about arya killing sansa upon their reunion?#why don't you take some 'ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ꜰʟᴏᴡꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʙᴏᴛʜ yᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ. yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ yᴏᴜ' and lay down for an hour#oh you think sansa is going to exile arya from the north or some adjacent bs?#maybe you should sip on some 'ɪɴ ꜱᴀɴꜱᴀ'ꜱ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ʟᴏꜱᴛ.#ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀyᴀ' and go for a long walk to clear your head#oh you think the endgame big bad in either stark girls story is dany-another traumatized child who was victimized at the hands of grown men#how fascinating - i am taking fervent notes on your insightful points and definitely not backing away slowly towards the exit#sansa stark#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire
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idia was an absolute treasure this update. you agree.
Idia really went "time for me to be a hero! but in, like, a super meta way" and if that isn't incredibly in-character then what is.
and of course we can't forget
I kinda hope he and Riddle get to do another game jam again sometime! it's nice to see them get along! and now they have, inexplicably...shared skills and interests???
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#the art will continue to be Like This until my brain recovers from this week#but also the fucking#the fucking fake game reboot#malleus trapped on the home screen going 'where am i'#the GACHA SUMMON#all of it absolutely destroyed me#this game is so stupid i love it so much#i could continue to list my favorite things but i would just be recounting the entire events of the update whoops#we haven't even gotten to phantom ortho making his grand re-appearance complete with song and dance number#not to mention riddle's EXTREME STUDY POWER#or his later EXTREME SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS POWER#ace: are we gonna talk about the fact that you literally TRIED TO KILL US and then you also literally ALMOST DIED#riddle: uh...um...thank you for your hard work?#(long pause)#trey and cater: ...this is actually really good coming from him. we'll take it
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I find him kinda neat so I drew him (don't mind the alternate)
LIKE to be his Darling, REBLOG to share his loves arbor/j
Or do both to send him to therapy/JJJJ
#my art#the mandela catalogue#tmc#doodle#outlast whistleblower#outlast fanart#outlast whistleblower fanart#eddie gluskin fanart#eddie gluskin#really odd crossover#tbh when i first found out about eddie and watching videos about him or gameplay of the DLC#my first thought was “omg this guy kinda looks like Cesar???” when you have the night vision mode on the camera#so then my autistic brain produced this bullshit#two fancy and evil dressed dudes who will kill you without hesitation who are also maybe sorta kinda a bit just a tiny bit romantic#honestly i wonder how a TMC x Outlast crossover would go..#guess we'll never know#anyway take my art#maybe ill draw eddie more#if he keeps living rent free in my mind#damn groom#pay rent#outlast the groom#the man in the basement#the thing below#alternate cesar#outlast
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At THAT point in my rewatch (world enough and time) and why does it feel so normal that missy calls the doctor honey like he's totally unbothered by it almost like he's used to it god they're so married
#“honey listen to him”#“why”#“because if somebody kills you and it's not me we'll both be disappointed”#okayyyy#i love them#thoschei#best enemies
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welcome back og jozsef you stupid bastard
#touchstarved#touchstarved oc#touchstarved game#my art#*jozsef#it's nice to see jozsef in his og setting again. i moved him over to durge in bg3 but it's time for a revisit with the demo release teehee#watch out eridia a new red flag is in town#guy fresh out of a freaky blood cult with a shaken faith and needs to find a new one or answers FAST before he crashes out#ticking timebomb of a man. mutual destruction romance would be great. or speedrun to someone who will kill him the fastest#havent decided on a romance yet. but he's got his sights set on kuras for h/rny spiritual reasons. (kuras likely deserves better than him)#vere because they match each other's freak.#leander lovebombing is familiar but i think leander could make jozsef snap at any moment. 😵💫 tempting ...#mhin is the only one who kinda gets his softer side (relentless teasing) but i think they deserve better too. lmfao. we'll see.#ais. well. he doesn't know what to make of him yet but you know. very intrigued.
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double dates are really just competitions to see which couple is gayer
(objectober 2024 day 8: rivalry)
#dandy's doodles#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfdi needle#bfdi teardrop#bfdi eraser#bfdi pen#objectober#objectober 2024#i realized that we not only have pen/needle and eraser/teardrop rivalries but also needle/teardrop and eraser/pen ships#which would make for absolutely hilarious interactions between the four of them#like... me and my girlfriend are so much cuter than you and your boyfriend. we'll kill you about it (affectionate)#it would make for a wonderful qpr. especially since the rivalries involved are very friendly ones#the sun in the background is the third wheel... fifth wheel??
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