#well i’ve been missing all of him :(

[sciderman]

this isn't THRIVING... this is FALLING APART... with STYLE

[httpiastri]

oscar getting a christmas present and giving me a christmas present at the same time 🫶🫶🫶

[atopvisenyashill]

i am thinking about an au where aegon approaches rhaenyra at laenor’s funeral and is like “hey we should get married because i’ve been obsessing and i think it’s the only way we can avoid a succession crisis” and rhaenyra agrees and spends the next several years mommying the FUCK out of aegon, has him crown her when viserys dies, then shows up to the first small council meeting with her boy toy husband and is like “actually otto, lannisters, get FUCKED” and chases them out

[munamania]

i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

[0nlyyangel]

i’m tired of dating. i don’t want to date. i just want to be in love and be loved

[thefcmilymcn]

Howdy y’all I’m not dead I’m just a man now isn’t that rad

[haikyuuhoo]

hi okay so I just got home and am v tired so sadly there will be no gojo birthday fic :((( another time to make up for it, perhaps 🫶🏼

[harmonizewithechoes]

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[nicollekidman]

one thing about lyra…. she’s gonna see if he can really kill her and when he does? it Seals The Deal (and resurrects her in more ways than one)

[deityofhearts]

also I’m so far from moving but when I eventually move (hopefully this year or next year) do y’all want pictures of how I decorate my room?

[afieldinengland]

there’s a lot of things i miss that i’ve never actually had

[absentia-if]

Hey, it's been a few days since you last posted and I wanted to make sure everything is alright. Really hope that everything is OK and that you're just having way too much fun and didn't have time to log on here. Hope you're staying safe, happy and healthy out there! 😊🤗

Thank you so much 💞💞💞

I’ve been bedridden for the last few days— the last week if I’m being honest— as I have a genetic ailment that loves to rear it’s ugly head whenever I want to get things done. This time it’s hit a bit worse because it’s been about three years since it’s gotten this bad, but I’ve been slowly getting better even if I still feel like throwing up every time I move a bit too much. I’ve missed interacting with you all and writing in general for Absentia. I apologize for not being able to come on here as often but I hope you all know that you’ve been in my thoughts and I hope that you’re all doing well (at least better than me).

At least being trapped with my thoughts I’ve been able to come up with some new scene ideas for Absentia. Plus, I’ve been able to watch some of my old favorite shows like Buffy and Reaper.

Thank you so much for the concern; it’s truly appreciated. I hope that you’re doing well too and that you’re having fun making your wonderful memes 💞💞💞.

[thedeadthree]

ok ok besties teehee in honor of the bg brainworms i have nailed it down to these two for a url?

[daydreamerdrew]

The Avengers (1963) #3

[unilateralis]

i need to be one of those guys with a crazy desk setup with a bunch of weird figurines and a glowing keyboard and an ergonomic tit mousepad and a proper drawing setup. someday