#what a fucking day today has been

[impossibleprincess35]

Also, in Pisces Season fashion, I called the place where I have a tire protection plan to discuss getting it in to have it looked at 'cause if it's a leak, it needs to be fixed. They're like, "We have no record of this. Maybe it was another company..?" so I give them my VIN and they're still like, "Nope, not us."

But I knew it was them. I know because their location is next to a Sonic and I specifically remember walking next door to grab an Ocean Water while they put my tires on the first time.

But no, they insisted, it was not them.

So, off I go into my office, to my shitty little filing cabinet where I keep all of my car paperwork, because let me tell you something: I do not fuck around when it comes to my car. She is a 2011 and she does not have the fancy features that newer cars do, but that bitch is a ride or die, and she is PAID FOR. I have heated leather seats, a navigation system, third row seating, and she's my favorite color, so I keep good tires on her and I do the maintenance, and I keep gas in her at all times.

But I also did not marry a car guy. My husband does not give a fuck about cars. If it gets him from Point A to Point B and it's clean, he does not care.

So, whenever I get anything done to my car - be it an inspection, an oil change, major maintenance, tires, whatever - I keep my paperwork because for some reason, my vagina makes some mechanics think I am stupid enough that they can tell me I need a new timing belt (at a cost of $1800!) only 9 months after I've already had that service done. (No, seriously, a mechanic really tried this with me.)

So, off I go into my filing cabinet, and lo and behold, THERE'S THE PAPERWORK FROM MY TIRE PLAN.

It was you.

And now I'm sitting in your lobby and you're fixing my leaky ass tire because I KEPT MY PAPERWORK FROM 2022, YOU FOOLS.

And I got another Ocean Water. MUAH HA HA HA HA.

Real funny how you couldn't find my shit with my VIN, but I bust out the invoice and all of a sudden, "OHHHHH, HERE IT IS. WE SEE IT NOW."

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.

Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.

Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.

Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.

[fearandhatred]

haha have you thought about the fact that decades or centuries from now when we're all dead and gone people could still possibly be thinking about good omens and writing about crowley and aziraphale living their lives in that time. doing exactly what we're doing now. and maybe they'll write about crowley and aziraphale living through the historical events we've lived through. have you thought about the fact that crowley and aziraphale will live on long after we're all gone

[moonkhao]

hi.

[sexologii]

not to be mushy, but sometimes I see my little underdogs on this show, and they’re just so tired from the game and they’re having a moment of being down and they’re ready to throw in the towel, and I sit behind my screen saying “there’s a lot of game left to play, don’t give up just yet” and then in my life, I’m just having a period of being extremely down and I’m just so ready to give up on everything and I don’t know, there’s a lot of life left to live

[fear-no-mort]

thinkign about how alone and unloved morty was for all his life and rick was the first time anyobdy ever put such an amount of intense attention and dependency onto him . and rick had a whole new family and losing them made him stop seeing the value in other people as a whole and morty was the one and first thing that woke him up

[huellitaa]

soggy cereal haters dni

[sciderman]

How do you feel about the increase in really weird NSFW ads on here (advertising panels that look like sexual encounters, and AI art apps that pride themselves on porn) but will take down NSFW posts from their users, even if it isn't technically sexual.

i hate all social media and it's consistent prioritising the advertisers over the users and the internet simply was a better place before capitalism sunk its hooks into it

[outlying-hyppocrate]

well. did you fucking miss me.

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[jrueships]

im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

[kaidabakugou]

the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

[whoblewboobear]

Chronic pain having disabled Jace with a mobility aid 💖

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[lighthouseshepard]

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[sainz]

a closeted 20 year old that comes from a conservative rural family falling in love with a openly gay 18 year old on spanish prime tv