#what a gem of a human

[alexbkrieger13]

Sometimes I think Peter miss to be an active footballer. He played football tennis vs Wijk and Rybrink today - that header!

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

[ryllen]

overblot grim with Yuu who accidentally get carried on his back

[puppetmaster13u]

Am I slightly obsessed with dragon AUs? Maybe. Maybe I just really like dragons. So have another prompt.

Danny and Tucker have decided to reincarnate together in an entirely new world. Which isn't a new thing with reincarnation for beings such as them, but honestly they're a little tired of being humans or human-adjacent beings.

But they don't want to just be an animal either. They're Ancients after all, and can afford to be a bit prideful in choosing a form they'll hopefully spend at least another eighteen years in.

The forms they've chosen? Why dragons. It fits their power sets so well, and honestly it's something new for them! And well, Sam would join but it's her turn on the whole council thing since the Realms doesn't exactly have a king anymore.

But they have to make it through the whole... egg thing first. Which on one hand, dragon eggs are practically indestructible and it's free nap time! On the other, they can't exactly defend themselves besides whatever natural magical things might surround them.

Which is why it's so annoying that some assholes decide to steal them. They're literally stuck as eggs for at least a few months more, preferably a bit longer so they can be certain their new bodies are strong enough to hold their true power. Or at least the small fraction living bodies can hold.

And they aren't some gemstones! Honestly these people are also idiots and- oh, hey, someone is attacking the whole smuggling operation thing, thank fuuck... .... Oh hey, fellow undead! Yeah, hey, dude that doesn't feel full of greed and is maybe a bit angry but that's normal, yeah you! Hey get them out of this box! Yeah!

Jason on the other hand, is having a very What the Fuck sort of night right now.

[tapiocats]

Nandor really appreciated the pride stickers 🏳️‍🌈✨

Stickers, prints and Hawaiian shirts available on my Etsy shop!

[blacktofade]

what if i actually finish a draft of this fic today?! i just can't seem to shake loose the last few pieces it needs ;__;

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“i’m just holdin’ me handbag!”

[dukeofthomas]

What if... they were gems

[alexbkrieger13]

🎤 Pou

[fisheito]

Where do you think Yakumo's gemstone was before he gained ears..? Was it just stuck in his snole (snake earhole)......?

!!! OH i know this one!!!!!!!!!!! i was gifted the ancient and hidden knowledge of yakumo's gem placement, once upon a time, when a mysterious benefactor showed me that the gem was plomped ! directly atop his snakey head very dorsal very on top almost the size of his head. wow, gem To Scale on Human Vers. and i thought, yeah, that makes sense. i can't imagine it being convenient anywhere else on the body for a snake imagine just trying to travel through a busy forest floor and sticks and rocks keep side-kicking your gem if it's on your left or right side ouchy...

[gemini-queen42]

I've always described my gender as "hyperfemininity to the point of uncanny valley", but there's a bit of a spectrum goin on & its debatable on if u consider the other side fitting the description entirely- so I present to thee:

The Gender Experience™️*

*my gender experience. Specifically. Obvi.

You can pretty easily summarize this to "I am outside the Natural Order" vs "I am the Embodiement of the Natural Order" lol

[mbat]

basically i was trying to make a post talking about the theme of family and the humans in steven universe and how basically all the humans are parents and their children and like, never one or the other, and how we can literally talk about the relationships all the kids have with their parents and stuff

and it was supposed to be how that reflects on stevens life and his human half since gems dont have families and blah blah blah

but holy shit i dont know how to say all that in a smart way and i kept going in circles and triangles and squares

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

feeling very grateful for the cute barista today who clearly clocked a) my fontaines d.c. tote, and b) the fact i was stuck on a spectacularly bad date, and proceeded to play me an entire playlist of fontaines d.c. and sneak me extra vegan marshmallows with my hot chocolate

[sophsun1]

whoever it was that went out of their way to help me get unblocked from the source blogs, i'm *so* appreciative you did 🥰💛

whatever happens, even if i get blocked again i won't forget how nice you've all been. tysm to @lovefortv for unblocking me!!!

[two-sides-halved]

Oops, Wrong Timeline | @stretchy-therapist

Gem Steven rolled his eyes at her apology, he would say more but Human Steven shot him a look and turned back to the burning food on the stove and tossed that mess out with the burned pancakes from before turning the stove off for the time being. Classic Steven smiled a little bit. "thanks." His gaze turning to Gem Steven in the kitchen fuming over the kitchen sink.

Human Steven helped her up off the couch and lead her to the door, not taking his eyes off her, walking backwards into the door, using his free hand to open the door and escort her down the stairs, a few moments later heading down the stairs with her. "Woof... I am so sorry about all that... I would say I don't know what's gotten into him but I know exactly why he's like this so it's not really that much of surprise... but I thought he'd keep his temper better in front of Classic, but I guess he still manages to find ways to surprise me."

[wheucto]

yknow what screw it. here. have this like. art of if the human characters from su were objects goodbye