#what are you talking about good sir 🤔

[c0riiander]

Post the preg Oda here, coward

what do you mean 🤨

[bth3cowboi]

love conjeture, lh44 x reader

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pairing: lewis hamilton x mathematician!reader

summary: sometimes algorithms win championships, other times they help find love. (social media au)

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mercedesamgf1 This year we want to give a special thank-you to Dr. Yn Ln! With the creation of her new algorithm focused on data analysis and her extensive collaboration this season our view in analytics evolved to unimaginable levels. We are forever grateful for her contributions and what they mean for the future of Formula 1. Thanks again Dr. Ln, and good luck with the thesis! 😎💻

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yninmath thank you for the opportunity🫡💙 it was an honor to work alongside this great team

mercedesamgf1 👏💙

user1 omg work girlll!!

user2 just googled her and im going crazy like how do you have 3 phds at 27😭?

user3 graduated super early too shes kind of a genius lol

lewishamilton thank you miss yn💙

yninmath your welcome sir champion🥹

user4 ok this is cuteee

user5 you should be thanking him bffr

georgerussell63 Outstanding!🙌 Make sure to come back Dr. Yn

yninmath oh but the travelling😮‍💨

lewishamilton nah you’ll make it back

yninmath if you say so haha

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yninmath currently picking up trash couches, writing thesis and remembering the friends ive made along the way 🤓💘

on a serious note, if anyone is interested in reading about topology feel free to read my new paper abt it (link in bio #influencer)

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roscoelovescoco working’s hard🐾😵‍💫

yninmath or hardly working🤔

bestfriend surprised the couch didnt bring rats or something

yninmath no rats or fleas!!! its been a great couch #trashcouch #luckygirls

bestfriend please never use # again

user1 great paper dr yn😍 is there any way I could get your paper on the hodge conjeture for academical porpouses? magazines are too expensive, help a girl out🙏

yninmath dm me girl that should be free so make sure your class gets it too

user2 dr yn youre saving the nyu maths class of 25’🫡

lewishamilton no rest on break miss yn?

yninmath you know me already haha💞

user3 suspicious…

user4 what? they cant be just friends?

user5 I thought she worked for merecedes, what is this?

user6 she was only there to develop part of her thesis tho still won them another championship

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f1paddockgossip BREAKING! Lewis Hamilton was caught while vacationing in France with mathematician and Mercedes’ collaborator Dr. Yn Ln. The pair are rumored to be in a months-long relationship already, starting in the middle of last season.

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user1 NOOOOO

user2 isnt she like way younger than him? weird

user3 shes literally a grown woman lol she can be with whoever she pleases

user4 no cause they actually look really cute🥹 so happy for them

user5 right! she seems super nice

user6 i just know that man is confused everytime she talks numbers lmao the curse of dating a stem girlie

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lewishamilton congrats on the finished thesis miss yn😉💙 love you

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yninmath love u and ty for the championship😘 would have failed otherwise

lewishamilton 😂😂

lewishamilton anything for my girl

yninmath 🥹

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yninmath you best believe he sat on the #trashcouch #dearlordwhenigettoheaven

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bestfriend did it have fleas lewishamilton?

lewishamilton no but I was worried

yninmath booo tomatoes

bestfriend just buy a new one please

yninmath i believe in sustentability🫡🍃

lewishamilton there has to be a limit

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

yninmath love you sm

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a/n: ty for reading and i hope you enjoyed🩷 maybe ill be writing more for different drivers soon, so if anyone is interesed keep that in mind!

[n3rdy247]

HELLOO!!

can i just get a john dory x female reader! headcanons!

john dory met while crashing the wedding and immediately started to flirt with dispite just meeting her. 🫣

THANK YOU!!

HIYAAA!! CAN YOU??? 🤔🤔🤔

girl be so fr OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!

ALL ABOAAAARD THE JOHN DORY X FEM!READER HCS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

Okay, so, you know the whole 'watching a cute, romantic ass wedding' plans everyone had for today? Just...watching two bergens have a nice, uninterrupted marriage?

"STOP THE WEDDING!!!"

well fuck those plans. ★ Starting off the bat, when he was literally parkouring his way down that building which just happened to be the MOMENT he noticed you from the crowd, he couldn't help but throw a wink your way right after (even though he had his goggles on, that stupid mf) which led to him face-planting to the floor because his ass was NOT paying attention to stick the landing. YIKES. ★ He also DOES notice when you are at the edge of your seat to hear what the hell is going on. Apparently, he was Branch's brother (figures since both are fine ash, MUST be in the genetics), he was in a band, and his other hot brother was in danger?

remember the wedding? yeah me neither atp

★ He can't help but steal occasional glances at you when the others talk, and when he does, his smile almost seems to widen, even if it's just for a split second. He just saw you, yet look at you go! Making him all giddy and shit inside 🤭 ★ And whenever Poppy and Branch turn their backs to discuss the whole situation, you just KNOW he would be smirking at you with a smug-ass grin, trying to strike up a conversation. Keyword? TRYING.

"Soo...come here often?" lord almighty sir THIS IS A WEDDING.

"Damn, I could really go out for some fresh air right now, because I think you took my breath away." SIR WE ARE OUTSIDE WHAT

Needless to say, this man does NOT know how to strike up a convo.

★ If you do end up getting flustered about his horrendous pick-up lines somehow, he will be so fucking proud of himself for getting a reaction out of you, and WILL keep going at it. What a charmer. (Unless you are uncomfortable with that of course, he might not know how to talk to people, but he has human (troll???) decency.) ★ I'm talking him leaning slightly closer to you with half-lidded eyes, a huge smirk plastered on his face as his voice gets lower and lower, though internally I feel like he'd be going 'LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I STILL GOT IT' since he would be a bit unsure if he was doing well in the first place. It's probably been years since he had any sort of interaction with anyone other than Rhonda so it's understandable. ★ Not to mention BROZONE. MY GOD. If you know about his band? NICE! If you don't know anything about it? NICE! Either way, this man will absolutely brag about it to you. Even if it has been AT LEAST 20 YEARS. He will absolutely talk about 'the good old days' as if it was just yesterday. Bro would probably talk about how he wrote the hits "Girl Baby Baby" and "Baby Baby Girl" on the same day. ★And who knows? Maybe at the end of the wedding when sadly he has to go to save his brother with Branch and Poppy, you'll end up getting a way to contact him after the whole thing ends. You will see him sooner than you think, that's for sure though!

(please keep in mind this is the first time I've written any serious headcanons like these and not just stuff like 'he would be a great hugger' or 'he was a 7.5-inch haver 🤯🤯🤯')

GRAAAGH I'M STILL SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS THOUGH, I STILL HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT EVEN IF IT IS SHORT AS HELL

[thisismeracing]

After the afterparty | LH44

― Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x F!Moroccan!reader ― Warnings: mentions of food; typos. ― Summary: Fans have been watching Yn and Lewis interact since she first started attending races. Nothing seemed enough for them to pinpoint what was going on between the two until the Las Vegas Gran Prix happened, and contrary to the belief, what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Yn and Lewis are about to find out. (Based on this request) ― A/n: None of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps, but the work is, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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lewishamilton the grind doesn't stop. Lets go

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ferrarifriends who finna be fired now? 🤣

landorizz who is he trying to get with these pics?

⤷ purplemerc I don't know, but he got to me, I am ready with open legs

⤷ purplemerc damn I meant open ARMS*, pardon my silly little keyboard hihi 😅😇

⤷ schumickey LMAO

motoswift I see Yn liked eh

sainzpodium someone said on twitter that they were seen talking at the afterparty... just saying 👁️👄👁️

June, 2023

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yninstagram I have always been sport’s girlie, but with soccer its a whole new level ❤️ happy to see my home team play! Can’t wait for the world cup!!! 🇲🇦🇲🇦

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f1eillish she's so pretty!!

vamosvettel 🇲🇦🇲🇦

franciscac.gomes we have to go to a match together!!! 💞

formulamerc I have to get a shirt like the one she's wearing, looks good

martelodohamilton I see sir Lewis liked huh...............

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lewishamilton weekend off 🌊☀️❤️💚

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jasmine21 would y’all call me crazy if I say this is in Morocco? 👀

sirenzsainz Lewis has such an aura around him, he's so aesthetic, like...it's so good to see him

mercfan where are you, Lew?

⤷ sennanschumi no because he's totally gonna answer you, bestie, just you wait

ferrarifiasco a week without f1 is harder than a week without my gf

⤷ nandosmile my friend, respectfully, I hope she breaks up w you 😭🗣️

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yninstagram enjoying the weekend with my friends 💚

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smoothoperation friends to lovers has always been my favorite trope 🤭😇

hammert1m3 LEWIS ON THE THIRD SLIDE????

ynfan I so wanted to be friends with her

charles_leclerc bring me some souvernir!

⤷ carlossainz55 He means local food, but he's afraid the admin is going to see and tell the team's nutritionist

⤷ yninstagram it's fine, Charls, I'm bringing one big SHIRT for you and Carlos. It's a very popular SHIRT here in Morocco.

⤷ scuderiaferrari 👁️👁️

estebanbestie this comment section is very entertaining

ynfriend 🤍🤍🤍

July, 2023

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September, 2023

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yninstagram monza ❤️🇮🇹🎂

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charles_leclerc you told me you weren't posting it!!!

⤷ yninstagram did I? I don't recall this 🤔

⤷ carlossainz55 she didn't say a thing, cabron...

⤷ charles_leclerc just because you look good, shut up

⤷ carlossainz55 I always look good

⤷ yninstagram some may disagree with this...

⤷ carlossainz55 traitor! 😤

scuderiastroll lol I love their friendship

scuderiaferrari ❤️🥰

alonsostroll funny how Lewis has been liking every single post of hers huh

sainzsecret she looks so good!! if I had half of her beauty I wouldn't complain about a thing!

⤷ yninstagram believe me, bestie, you would

⤷ f1direction LMAO I love you, yn!!!

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lewishamilton Every weekend we fight together as a team, and it’s always a tough battle. First, huge props to George. He had an amazing drive all weekend and deserved to be on the podium. Unfortunate for him not to finish, but he will bounce back. I’m so proud of all the work the team did this weekend. Thank you all for the unbelievable support, I see you🙏🏾

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georgerussell63 let's go, mate

girlbossgasly I love you, lew!!!

yninstagram It was brilliant to watch you race 💙 keep up the good work!

hamiltonalways Yn supporting her man :D

raintyres I'm happy I stayed awake for this race. Singapore is always a show

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October, 2023

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yninstagram Mexico!! 💚❤️🤍🇲🇽

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rbrpodium she posted mick and george, and lew 🤍

⤷ cyruscars casually posting everyone in a work environment except Lewis, I wonder what it means.........

mercmick THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US SCHUMI CONTENT, QUEEN!!!

ynfan as usual, the prettiest woman in the world

georgerussell63 💙

charles_leclerc it's horrible to share you. Please, get back to our garage

⤷ mickschumacher 😂😂

November, 2023

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yninstagram what happens in Vegas doesn't always stays in Vegas 🤭👄

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lewishamilton my forever favorite afterparty company 💗😘

⤷ yninstagram I love you, handsome! ❤️

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

mercedesamgf1 Welcome to the right garage, Yn!

⤷ scuderiaferrari 🙄🙄🙄

alex_albon the way george is included on this dump make it seem like he's the kid 😂😂😂

⤷ georgerussell63 what if I am?

⤷ yninstagram yeah what if we adopted him? 🤨

⤷ georgerussell63 did you?? 🥹

⤷ yninstagram not sure. I'll ask Roscoe if he would like a sassy new brother 🏃🏾‍♀️

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[hamiltonaf]

hey pretty, hope u okay! if it's possible, could u write something for lewis? they have been best friends since 15 after meeting in karts (the reader is a Ferrari driver) lewis has been in love w her since the day they match, but never say something bc he is afraid of losting her. the reader got out of her last relationship and they became close again and one night they just get together and end up confessing their love to both of them. this can be a social media or not, what u prefer, thank u 🤍 (and sorry about the english, it's not my first language)

Icebreaker | Lewis Hamilton

{SOCIAL MEDIA AU}

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x BFF ! Reader

Warnings: None just major fluff

A/N: Hello my loves ! My first SMAU, I hope I did it justice. Hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. Requests are open .xo

yourusername

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yourusername Summer break dump

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user1 Forget about being a wag, I wanna be a HAB !!!!

user2 That boyfriend of hers has nooooo idea how lucky he is..

teamlh SIRRR we see you in the likes

user3 The fact that he liked this 1 min after posting… post notifications are ONNNN

user4 We NEED Lewis & Y/N content ASAPPPP

user5 Charles is 100% reading these comments

yourusername added to their story

yourusername deleted their story

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lewishamilton For old times sake 😉 yourusername

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teamlh OH MY DAYS

user5 THEY WENT KARTING TOGETHER

user6 I’m not okay.

teamyourname besties reunited awwwww

yourusername I think you forgot to mention the part where I won 😌

lewishamilton Okay fine 😪

user7 I’m CRYING ^^ go QUEEENNNNN !!!! I love her sm 🥹🩷

yourusername

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yourusername Best weekend yet 🤍 Finally faced my fears 🥹😭

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lewishamilton So proud of you ❤️

yourusername All thanks to you 🥰

user1 Are they flirting on main ? 👀

lewhamilton He took her skydiving 😭😭😭 I’m not crying

lhamiltoncrew So are we just going to ignore the sneaky last pic that Y/N posted ??????? 🥹 SO CUTE

fansofyourname Its been a while since we saw Y/N this happy 🥹 Lew is so good for her

user2 Her ex really fumbled 🤪

user3 I’m so glad he didn’t, otherwise when was this ship gonna sail ? 👀

user4 Oh it’s DEFINITELY sailing honey 😏

lewishamilton and yourusername

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lewishamilton Champagne showers 😜

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yourusername Thanks for that, I can’t hear now. Merc strategy 🧐 FIA needs to look into this

lewishamilton Forgive me 🥺❤️

yourusername Hmm…I’ll think about it 🤔

lewishamilton I’m sitting right next to you 🙃

user1 These 2 ^^^ I’m DEAD 💀

yournamehamilton THEY ARE DATING 100%

charlesleclerc Thanks for cropping me out 🙂

yourusername 😇😇😇

georgerussell Congrats yourusername 😌

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yourusername Mi amore 🤍

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lewishamilton ❤️❤️❤️

fanofyourusername OH MY GOD 😱

lewhamilton Talk about hard launch 🤩

user1 Who wrote their love story 😭😭😭

ferarrifangirl From rivals since they were teens to lovers 😩 Y/N stays WINNING

charlesleclerc Called it 😌

yourusername Ariana, what are you doing here 🫣

user2 They were meant for each other all along 🥹

LH44crew It’s beyond me how Y/N never noticed the way he used to look at her 😭😭😭

hamiltonyourname Find yourself a man that looks at you like Sir Lewis Hamilton 😩

[sunflowerkiwis]

Hiya! This might be a niche request so feel free to just ignore but I’ve been enjoying you’re age gap insta AUs. I was wondering if you could do one with either Vettel or Button where they’re dating an English footballer who is younger but it’s revealed when England win the euros? Either way love your work 💖

Love

sebastian vettel x reader requested - she's a short one, dunno if you'll like it as much but 💛 feedback is appreciated + requests are open! enjoy xx

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f1.updates some fans spotted sebastian vettel at the women's euro tonight!

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user01 sir??? watcha doing there seb?? 🤨🤨

user02 well... that was not on my bingo card this year...

user03 wrong sport seb😭😭

user04 love how nobody's surprised it's women's football, it just caught us off guard that it's FOOTBALL out of absoltely nowhere

user05 that's what i love about seb AND his fans

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sebastianvettel Congratulations to the @lionesses in tonight's win, everyone did great!!

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user06 yn yln in the likes 😀

user07 who is that?

user08 she's a player on the team

user07 what's so big about her being in the likes? he posted about her team, sounds normal to me

user37 it's the grandpa grammar for me😭

user39 grandpa seb🤭

user44 our favorite seb

yourusername thank you so much!! 🫶

user11 this is not what i think it is...

user10 join the delulu train bestie

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yourusername big thanks to everyone and the team for your support, great job ladies 🤍🤍

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user11 these two and their interactions...🤔🤔

user12 we're thinking, i repeat, wE ARE THINKING

sebastianvettel Great work out there!

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user13 seb and his old man grammar kill me sometimes😭😭

user15 so no one's gonna talk about how she was looking int he same direction sebastian was sitting the whole time...?

user14 STOP I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

user16 WE ALL AGREE THAT THE HEART WAS TO HIM RIGHT

user15 ABSOLUTELY

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yourusername and now we go :)

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user22 hi ms yn, hello, um who is that????

user24 CHARLES???? WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? GOOD MORNING? HOW ARE YOU??

user23 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

user27 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE

user25 FIRST SEB, NOW THIS????

user26 what is happening in the house of commons.

user28 ma'am, who is we?????

user29 my wife is cheating on me with a mystery man😔🤧

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f1.updates sebastian vettel and yn yln spotted at the airport earlier today!

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user31 so are we all just gonna ignore the fact that she's like 24 or...?

user30 right??? it's so weird, they're like 12 years apart

user32 what if ya'll mind your damn business??

user31 just saying🤷‍♀️

user33 respectfully stfu

user33 im sure he probably wouldn't wanna date you, a 16 year old, treating others and being up in their business like this

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yourusername a soft launch in black and white ;)

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user34 you. can't. tell. me. that's. not. seb.

user35 frr

user36 it's the way they're so cute 😭😭

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sebastianvettel She says it's called a Hard Launch...

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user38 i knew it was coming... i just didn't know it was coming

user40 my wife is so hot

user41 fr, like what's this random old man doing with my wife, back off seb🙄

yourusername you did it wrong babe

yourusername i love you nonetheless❤

sebastianvettel I love you too ❤ Thank you for trying to help me, love

user42 "love" 😭

user44 new favorite seb

user43 don't mind if i just collapse real quick

[bloodreddemons]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 1-4 Hot Takes! ~

They finally dropped. They are finally here, and I have A LOT to say. (Good & the bad, my opinions of course.)

Episode 1 was kinda boring and it just seemed overall weird and off. It didn't really pick back up that well, or align with the pilot too much, and the pilot slapped.

I feel like for those who haven't seen the pilot would be so confused with what is going on or who the characters even are. It feels like you also have to do a bit of digging to actually figure out other details.

I wasn't expecting to like Adam he was funny asf and I loved his singing. Love Alex Brightman he's great.

I can see what people are saying now when they were talking about the premise changing or being different, it definitely seems that way. It just feels like it's all over the place and there's multiple things happening at once. A bit confusing.

Charlie just looks weird to me I don't know why, I kinda like how she used to look.

Sir Pentious new voice is better. Again, love Alex Brightman. Lol.

Loser, Baby, Hell is forever, Poison, & Respectless are the best songs so far. Stayed Gone is ok too tho.

I'm interested in finding out why Lilith & Alastor were gone for like 7 years. I wonder where they went and it just makes me wonder if the war against heaven was possibly planned?? 🤔

I love Brandon Roger's but I didn't really like him as Katie Killjoy I think I liked the other VA. I just don't hear Katie, I hear Bryce Tankthrust.

I wish Vivzie designed Sir Pentious with more of a steampunk look since that's what era he's from so he's not wearing almost the same exact suit every other Overlord has.

Nifty is literally fucking iconic. I enjoyed her every time she was on screen even if it was for a short time. She's so funny.

I was expecting Vox & Valentino to have deeper voices but they still sounded great.

Velvette fucking ATE I was pleasantly surprised by her. I love her so much. She's my favorite of the VVV's and her singing is so good.

Charlie & Vaggie's fight wasn't that impactful, it kinda just came out of nowhere and seemed like something that should have happened way later. It didn't even seem like such a big deal either to be an argument.

I don't really like Vox as a person for letting Valentino treat Angel Dust the way he does. Just trash. He has to know about it.

Vox is just too obsessed with Alastor. He wants his cock soooo bad it's kinda crazy. It's the most fakest beef ever. Bad meat.

I like the new VA's they're amazing, but I do really miss the old ones. Most of them.

I think Vaggie's singing is better than Charlie's and that's fucked up because singing is like her whole thing.

Camilla killing the Angel wasn't that impactful because we don't really know who she is.

I don't really care to know how they will be trying to redeem people...idk I always thought that those parts would be boring.

So far I don't think the show was worth a 4 year wait....

Huskerdust WILL be canon at this rate. They might just be the best couple.

Charlie should have lit Valentino's ass up for treating Angel Dust the way he was. She shouldn't have listened to Angel and just fucked him up. Stop crying omfg!

I get that Husk & Angel are like in the same boat & all but....is being Alastor's minion really as bad as being constantly knocked around by Valentino?

[chlerc]

keep it low ; joão félix

— summary; in which João’s occasional comments under a certain portuguese model account, vice versa, leaves people wondering about their relationship.

pairing — joão félix x influencer! also-charles-leclerc’s-friend! reader

social media au

content — private relationship but it’s really obvious at the same time because damn it’s joão and neither of you can keep it low. they reveal it at the end 😭

NAVIGATION + author’s note: thought this would be funny because joão has a thing for actresses & models obviously, just not a lando girl in this story. wack google translate, forgive me

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ynusername his weekend was as bad as the fall, 26-28 dump 🎞️

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charles_leclerc full-time footballer, part-time driver 😂

ynusername @charles_leclerc worser than chelsea

joaofelix79 @ynusername você tem um jogador do Chelsea seguindo você 😅 (you have a Chelsea player following you)

ynusername @joaofelix79 oops forgot about you 🫣

sharl_leclerc16 caption ruthless but truth

leclerc_fangirl barcelona will be better

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ynusername missing paris 🥐☕

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joaofelix79 beleza absoluta 😍 (absolute beauty)

ynusername @joaofelix79 obrigada!! (thanks)

luvgraci3 joão thirsting in the comments 😂

16leclerc so god damn gorgeous

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joaofelix79 Once a blue, always a blue 💙 Thanks for the support throughout the season.

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kaihavertz29 Will miss you 💙

reecejames forever a blue💙

jpcancelo Sim senhor (Yes sir)

ynusername vamos lá, continue empurrando ❤️‍🔥💪 (let’s go, keep pushing)

joaofelix79 @ynusername obrigado linda 😘(thanks beautiful)

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ynusername when in madrid and barcelona, excited for the weekend 🏎️

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antoinegriezmann looking forward to seeing you more at the games 7️⃣

ynusername @antoinegriezmann see you 🤫😪

charles_leclerc excited for me or for you know who 😉🤣

ynusername @charles_leclerc i know you can’t be talking right now

joaofelixnation 👀👀

m4dridstar @joaofelix79 🤔

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joaofelix79 Good to be back in Madrid with Floki, great match @atleticodemadrid ⚽

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433 STARBOY IS HOME.

joaofelix_girlfriend only with Floki? Who took those pics 🤔

atletico4ever someone else was in Madrid and at the stadium too @ynusername

rodridepaul não sorrateiro, bem-vindo ao lar (not sneaky, welcome home)

joaofelix79 @rodridepaul obrigado, ninguém precisa saber irmão 😒 (thanks, no one needs to know brother)

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ynusername a weekend to forget but love 🤍

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joaofelix79 amor tão lindo, amo as flores e redbull 💋😍 (so gorgeous love, love the flowers and redbull)

ynusername @joaofelix79 te amo muito meu menino lindo ❤️‍🩹 (love you so much my pretty boy)

charles_leclerc wrong team mate, come home

ynusername @charles_leclerc always with you, forza ferrari always!

joaofelix79 @ynusername excuse you, what about my team

ynusername @joaofelix79 you’re sponsored by redbull 😒

433 POWER COUPLE

joaofelixnation LAST PICTURE OMG

felixfanpage7 totally didn’t see this coming, this is so shocking!

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joaofelix79 think she loves the flowers, date in madrid 💐

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ynusername love the flowers and you 🤍 thank you amor

joaofelix79 @ynusername glad you loved them

kaihavertz29 Learning from the best (me)

joaofelix79 @kaihavertz29 😂😂 Miss you

atleticodemadrid Scoring on and off the pitch

bluesdailyupdates sweet 🥹

joaodaily the pictures he takes of her

hugofelix18 💪

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ynusername my 🤍 sweetest boy ever

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joaofelix79 Mi Amor, love you to the moon & back

charles_leclerc redbull boy over me eh

ynusername @charles_leclerc you every weekend with max…

joaofilmsfelix sweetest girlfriend ever, lucky to have you

demadriddaily guess it’s official now

jodiorstar @demadriddaily had been official and obvious for awhile now

atleticodemadrid the way he looks at her 😍

ynusername @atleticodemadrid thanks for the support 😂

[evil-youth-messrs]

Moments in EPIC that make me go feral Circe Saga version let's gooo. You can check out previous sagas here👈.

The Circe Saga 🐷

*cello starts playing* ~Eurylochus~ back so soon?

we came across~ a palace, inside we heard a vooooice

SIR since welefthomewe'vefacedavarietyoffoes fromawiderangeofplaces

what was it? a woman 👁👄👁 wut?

(also shout out to all the previous "whats" from the ocean saga, we stan a confused king)

come inside -damn- welcome to the best part of your lives

no I'm not a player I'm a puppeteer☝️, no I don't play I puppeteer yeah

*Hermes's giggles>>>>*

someone who's not afraid to... send a message 😘🪽

Hermes??? 😲😲😲

she can conjure up a MONster that'll grind you to the bones, she has all the ways to HAUnt ya

wouldn't you like to have some of the magic? wouldn't you like your outcome preferred? deep in the night, the fight can be tragic, I'll help you conquer her ✨️🕺🪩 (with the added harmonies in the second chorus)

you must consume and digest it then you'll manifest

and I call this root holy 💅 moly 💅 (*Odysseus's aah 🤔*) HAHAHHAHAHHA

🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

Hermes :D thank you don't thank me friend, you very well may die 😃😃 ~good luck~ ✨️

*the carmen motif* 🤌

laadyy~ of the palace sorry that I ask this

you turned them into pigs... huh :P 🐷🐷🪄

you must be a liar mortals can't acquire moly without DIRE consequence

Hermes gave it to you, didn't he? 🙄

you and I are now evenly matched

now there is no turning back!

NOT EVEN A SPELL SAVES YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE FOR

🎻🎻🎻🎻

wooooooahhhh whooooo's to say with all the mistakes I've made

I'm juuuust a maaaaan forgiveee meeeee I CAN'T *Penelope's theme*

she's my everything, my ~Penelope~ 🫶

ughh... Poseidon, eh?

I know of a brilliant prophet 🤩 problem is this prophet is dead 😬 *piano equivalent of the 💀 emoji*

*reversed vocals in the background when Circe talks about the underworld*

or maybe one day the world will need a puppeteer. MOOOOOooOoOOOoooREEE

A lot of emojis for this one, I gotta say I really love it especially Hermes 💚.

Again, thank you for reading.

[unabashednightmarepizza]

𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠

Summary: Being the director and also a single mum of 462818 people at the same time, being shown in Y/N. Y/L/N's newest Instagram post with some special guest

A/N: I really enjoy making these Instagram AU posts, and you will see my inner gremlin appearing lol and İ'll make a second and even third part for it!

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Y/N Y/L/N: Did they force me to take them on a train ride? Yes. Did I loose a bet? Also yes. So, as a result, I'm broke now. Please start a campaign and funds.🤭🤗

Also, don't let Jack's innocence fool you, that man is a real life Wylan and is a menace to society. He ate 15 burgers. Fuck you 🖕😑

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User1: I love how Y/n is the sugar mommy of the cast djskdjsj

User2: The way she is trully the mom apart from being the director. They are like a family 🥰

Y/N: A family that uses me... Cruel, cruel kids. Look at their smiles! They know what they are doing 🥲

freddycarter1: you made us walk under extreme hot weather and left us to die in a desert! It's only fair 😌

Y/N: Shut up Kazzle Dazzle, and eat your burger! And I gave you umbrellas, ıt's enough.

Sab.Memes: Jack ate 15 burgers?! *Chokes on water* HOW CAN HE DO THAT?!

User4: I feel bad for Y/N, she earns money through them and still spend it for them 😂

Y/NFanforever23: She knows guys, she know the power the fans have!

Y/N: I watched people start campaign and cancelling celebrities, ending their whole life. FAN SUPREMACY IS THE ONLY TRUE POWER!! 🫡

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Y/N Y/L/N: Here is a warning: I'm everywhere and I see all of you... Please keep doing God's work by making memes🤭

1. There is a reason why I chose Ben as Darkling, only one reason: He is the ultimate CEO of puppy eyes... A good way to manipulate people because I fell for it. And Leigh and I fought very hard for them to accept him already.

2. Apart from the fact that he killed innocents, manipulated kids and offered one to the Royal family, used many people and created the Fold alonsgide other War crimes... It seems my job is over *drops the mic and leaves the stage to go and write the New script,crying*

3. Real applause for Alina because I would have folded and accepted immediately.

P.S: Ben is getting ready to defend Darkling in his Insta story while avoiding me... And laying over my lap and making me play with his hair.

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kittheyounger: When exactly are you going to stop sharing memes of us?

Y/N: Never? You should be grateful I'm not sharing every one of your's fetus photos and the ones I took to blackmail you later :)

archierenaux3: Couldn't be me hehe

Y/N: Keep living in your dreams :) @archierenaux3

User7: She is so real for the third slide 🤣

User9: Ben is so babygirl for her I can't-

User3: The way Y/N just terrorizes the entire cast with those childhood photos is too funny to me 😂

User6: That's some Queen behaviour... another day another slay from Y/N 💯

User1: She is known to have a talent for taking photos when no one sees and notices her so... For all we know, she could take photos of us and we still wouldn't know.

User5: And she only annoys the male cast members... 😌🤔I wonder why she doesn't do the same with others?

Y/N: They are my little babies and precious wives, they could do no wrong 🥰

Benbarnes: Talk about favouritism... And I'm her boyfriend.

Y/N: And they are my wives, so? 🤗

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Y/N Y/L/N: Oh, the amount of chaos here... *Sips wine* 🤭🍷

P.S: He came to me crying and asking what was wrong with the fans... I said he was so hot for his own good and now, he refuses to meet my eye because he blushes too much... Sir, you are 41 not 15! Either way, what a cutie 😌🤭

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benbarnes: you promised to not share these!

Y/N: Haven't you learnt nothing is safe with me?

BenandY/N.mommy: I CANT- Y/N IS FEEDING US AND I LIVE FOR IT

User5: Poor Shadow Daddy... Show us more.🫣

User3: The cast once said that Ben blushes the most when Y/N is near or the one who compliments him... My heart can't take it!

User6: I want what they have! ❤️

User3: They both had become so good to each other, especially Y/N... Seeing my baby happy makes me cry tears of joy 🥹

User6: I hope they will get married already! We need little Y/L/N- Barnes in our lives 🥲

User4: When can I get a Y/N or Ben in my life?

User2: And just like that, I'm scared for what's waiting for us and Matthias in SaB season 3...

User1: ıf people doesn't know... Y/N is very good at drama and slicing our hearts and squeezing it painfully with her emotional scenes and talent for shooting those scenes just... Diferrently.

User3: We are doomed... Like girl, who hurt you that much?

Y/N: Trauma, tears, sadness and more trauma are what's waiting for yall probably... Sorry🫣 And I love watching and reading heartwrenching things in general, no one hurt me so don't come at Ben😄😇

benbarnes: Thanks love... Your fans scare me...

User1: Suddenly, ıt's a need to see Kaz and Monopoly together

Y/N: You wouldn't want that... Freddie gets too absorbed in his character and we thought it was a good idea to do this... It didn't turn out well

User5: The way Ben is scared of Y/N's fanbase is very funny... *Evil laugh* Sir, you are dating our girl, millions are after your ass as soon as we see a tear on her pretty face 🙎🔪

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Y/N Y/L/N: This cast had become my everything, all these amazing people changed me in the best way possible and I'm grateful to have met them. I'm known to always share funny things but today, I wanted to show my love and appreciation. I'm thankful for accepting the offer to direct and also take a role in this amazing job. Thank you for inspiring me to be a better version of myself, thank you for changing my life for the better and thank you for trusting me. shadowandbone :)

Thank you for the backstage workers who always gossipped with me and did their very best and made me fangirl at their job

Thank you for convincing me and holding a gun to my temple to accept this job and also writing this amazing book universe @lbardugo 🫡❤️ I'm hoping to talk to you soon again!

But the biggest thank you is for my dear boyfriend @BenBarnes. Thank you for always supporting me and loving me. Thank you for holding me when I needed, trusting me when I didn't and lifting me up with your dad jokes and thank you for being you. I'm the most grateful for you, and that won't change. I love you and your goofy personality even though you ate my last cookie 🥲❤️

Oh and a final note? These people and these pictures? Let the Fold take me :) shadowandbone

shadowandbone: A toast for the best director ever! We are glad to have someone like you! And there is no way out of the Fold :)

User6: The way she always includes everyone, down until the very last person in backstage is... Her heart is so amazing and her soul is so pure🥹

User2: You just know that they all love her so much.. Thank you for accepting and thank you for bringing our dream book to life Y/N 🥹

lbardugo: I wouldn't want anyone except you to this! You have so much potential and I was at ease knowing that the show was in good hands... Love you so much and İ'll eagerly wait for your other projects 🥹🥰 And I'm waiting for that meeting to, love! Just don't forget to spend time with Ben, he sulks like a puppy later 😂

Y/N: Thank you so much... OMG I'm crying at all the sweet messages now but you can be sure I'll spend all my time with him!

amitasuman_: We love you, Y/N! You are the best and thank you for always making sure we were fine and comfortable! Now, I'm off to cry🥹

Jessie_mei_li: Thank you for being you! I wouldn't have gotten a bestfriend like you if you hadn't accept!❤️ Thank you for assembling all of us, Queen of Fantasy!

freddycarter1: and also accidently adopt all of us in some ways...

User5: the whole Shadow and Bone cast looking at their director with heart eyes are making me jdkshdqkvwu🥰💞❤️😍🥺

User4: YEAH, THEY ARE SO LOVELY WITH EACH OTHER! BUT! Have you seen how Ben looks at her? I have been manifesting a man like hım over a decade now...

User1: Do you think she saw that fifth slide on Ben's Insta??

User4: Definetly! I wonder what her reaction was like...

Y/N: I was a Darklina hater my whole life until Jessie and Ben ruined it for me and made me just turn a blind eye... I regret making them shoot that scene but also not.

User2: OMG SHE ANSWERED

User1: she always does, another reason to live, laugh and love Y/N. Hı, Y/N!

Y/N: Hi, love! And btw yes, that video woke something in me... Which payed off iykyk 🤭

User6: when I learnt the whole cast, mainly Ben, was begging her to make a Marauders series is just... Wow... I hope she does that, she is the only one who could pull that!

User1: Remember when she said she would break the Net when the time comes? Might be it, who knows?🤔

User3: She also said she wasn't letting any of the cast go like that and had plans for every one of them... And that they were her slaves and had to do anything she told them lol

User4: People trust her with book adaptation because she always stays loyal to it, while also adding something from herself. It's normal everyone wants her to work on every book adaptation possible

User2: I wonder who she prefers the most: Kaz or Darkling?🤔

User5: Ben is her boyfriend so I think she would say Darkling because he would pout otherwise

User6: But she also said she often giggled and blushed while reading Kaz's point of view and specifically begged Freddy to audition

Y/N: The true question is: Are you a fan of terrifying blue eyes or deep, empty black eyes?

benbarnes: I'm forever lucky and grateful to have met you and be your boyfriend. I can never be proud enough of you since you have a habit of always exceeding yourself. I'll always be by your side through thick and thin, just as you do every day. You are my beautiful and succesfull girlfriend, my rock when I need you, my bestfriend when I need a good laugh and my other half and there is no enough words to explain my feelings but I'll stick to this one: I love you always. liked by Y/N Y/L/N

User1: And that's how you get away with eating a lady's last cookie 😂

User3: I'm not crying ıt's just their love in my eyes that stings 🥹

User5: I swear there is nothing I want more than see them getting married 😭

[clementine-writes-things]

Summary: Snape is learning how to use technology. You teach him and then he starts to get a little too confident.

Requested by: @chococatkay

(This isn't a oneshot, but more like a listed oneshot, if that makes sense. You'll see what I mean.)

Contents: Strong language, mentions of sexual interactions, dirty talk, dom!Snape, sub!reader.

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(Bold font is Snape talking.)

Teaching Severus to use technology is like..:

•"Ok! And this is how you call!" *calls him on their phone*

- *he hangs up*

- "Hey, what gives?"

- "I can talk to you from here, why would you call me?"

- *groans* "Sev, I'm trying to help you."

• *texts him* "Hey, I'm going to the grocery store, need anything?"

- "who is this?"

- "Sev, it's me y/n...your partner?"

- "Oh! Y/n, dear, how are you today?"

• *he texts you* "👻👻👻👻👻👻👻🤑🤠🤔😱"

- "um, babe, you alright?"

- "what are these?"

- "emojis"

- "👻"

- "do you like them?"

- "👻👻👻"

• "Darling, look at this picture I captured of the school today. The sun shone on it beautifully this morning!" *proceeds to show you the picture, proud*

• *calls you*

- "Sev, I'm at work babe. Can I help you with anything?"

- "Oh, sorry dear. No, I just wanted to say I love you. I suppose I could have just texted you. Apologies. Good bye!"

Random things:

• your name in his phone is "My Love"

• he really loves the ghost emoji

• takes pictures of lots of things he thinks are interesting and sends them to you

• his lock screen is a picture of you in his robes because he thinks it's a silly picture of you

Light NSFW:

• he rarely sends pictures because he worries about privacy

• he gets extremely cocky with dirty talk over texts and over the phone

- "wait until I have you in my arms, darling..."

- "I can sense your attitude, even over text. I suggest you correct it before I get home tonight, my dear."

- "I am a Professor my love, perhaps I need to teach you a lesson..."

HARD NSFW:

• after he gets more comfortable with texting, he gets more comfortable in other ways..

- "I know you're desperate my darling, but remember to have some patience. Or do I have to nail it into that pretty little head of yours tonight.."

- *you send him a picture* "Oh my, you should be more careful sending things like that to me while I'm at work. You could get me in trouble. But, by the looks of you...it seems like you want to be in trouble. You're asking for it, with your legs all spread out like that. I suppose you wish your hands were mine, right darling?"

• *you text him, frustrated*

- "What's taking you so fucking long to get home? I need you, sir! I'm going to touch myself if you take any longer."

- "Watch your tone with me. I have found myself to be busy. If you keep acting like a spoiled brat, then I might change my mind about fucking you senseless when I get home. Be patient and behave, y/n."

• "I haven't been able to stop thinking about you today, my darling. I've been craving you. Prepare yourself for tonight. I'll give you a real treat, love. As long as you're good.."

[emilio-the-dumb-wrestler]

Hi always reading 🤗🤗

Hello, my stepfather has been good and shy, but that really bothers me, he always talks to me about being nicer to others, could you transform him from a stepfather to a super hung and muscular daddy, I know there is a price to pay, what would it be for him? 🤔🤔

“Get your ass over here boy” your stepfather called you from across the park. You were compelled to do what he said. Once a shy man but not any more. He was all about taking charge now and making sure you knew it. At 20 years old you were still coming home to see him one your breaks from college. And when you seen someone making fun of him you made a halfhearted wish. You didn’t expect this ! Gone was the caring stepfather who raised you. Replaced was a dominant power daddy. Muscular from head to toe and he loved smoking now. He really wore clothes anymore because he always has to show off his freakishly large body. And his package was always bulging from his underwear. When you get to him he stutter out “yes sir” afraid of what he is going to require if you this time. Previously he forced you to bend over and take everything but of the meaty 13 inches he had from being pent up. Another time you were forced to bathe and worship his body while slammed it right into your mouth over and over. He stood up and you coward in fear while he grinned. “Boy. You’re going to show everyone how how much of slave you are. You’re going to show them how much I own your ass”. He pointed to his large 17s. And you already knew what he wanted. You were afraid. You didn’t want to but he pushed you to the ground sat in his chair and put a meaty sweaty soul on your face. Making sure that every inch was coated in his foot funk. Even making you lick them. “Good boy. And tomorrow. You drop out of college. I’m going to make you my proper slave then. So kiss your old life goodbye”. And with that he blew the smoke out. Asserting his dominance over everything. Over you.

[blorbocedes]

Would love to hear your thoughts on Yukierre because folks have such different ideas of their dynamics and I feel like you might have some spicy takes

hmmm my yukierre hot takes....

I know we give Charles the Catholic guilt cultural appropriation pass for being a Ferrari driver but the real trad cath guilt ridden poster boy is pierre, sexy satyr mr tumnus looking, gasly who has a Cross necklace and does the sign of the cross before a race

I have to respect the thottery 4 jesus

Pierre is also in the business of denying himself things he wants, he talked on the podcast about how he used to have croissants everyday until he was 18 cause it's his ✨Francois Culture 🥖🇫🇷 but then after the motorsport diet restrictions made him count every calorie :( Yuki has a complete opposite approach towards pleasure, which is that he indulges in it. He has a good steak, a big rice dinner, even called a croissant good for mental calories (so true bestie!!!) 🥐

However, pierre is also the one instigates the sus shit; like saying yuki has tasted everything except French girls, how he has so many girls in his dms saying yuki is so cute and he just needs the confirmation to set them up...... which is 🤨 why do u want to get ur coworker laid . and why do u want to be involved in that process of setting it up 🤔 the whole "haha let's go to the movies I don't do this with guys btw but maybe I'll make an exception for u 😳" like WHO asked Mr Gasly. But then he is haunted by not leaving room for the Holy Spirit and gets spooked 'haha don't misunderstand/don't make it weird guys haha also yuki you can't come to my house, remember last time you tried to sleep with me'

Yuki isn't suffering from fatal conditions like Catholicism and being a former Redbull driver, so he can play back easily and unphased, 'I thought you weren't gonna tell them about that' 'having boyfriend girlfriend feelings 🥰' 'I want to go to your house' while pierre is having a breakdown trying to backtrack from the gay chicken because he always breaks first (coward)...... what does it truly mean to be liked by Pierre Gasly 😔

Why are you looking at him like that!!!!! you are NEVER beating the allegations sir!!!!

this isn't relevant but yuki is one of the few on track who has thunder thighs which I'm a big fan I hope he never stops wearing schoolboy shorts

also, the way alonso goes 'yuuki :D' makes me believe yuki has that same twinkle for chaos in his eyes, and I love a bitch on the grid.

tldr: what happens when you put a repressed French Catholic and a Japanese zoomer with no fear of god or calories together

[rubyreduji]

hehe i am actually the teacher jihoon anon and also the ceo jihoon anon!!! i guess i am career woozi anon now 🤔 but i just wanted to say thank you for making my thoughts come into reality!! thank you for writing them and i’m glad i could help you get out of a lil writing rut with the teacher idea <3

but 👀 since we are on the topic of jihoon… i recently got his fts carat vers album and in the pcs there is one of him with one of his feet on like something a little bit smaller than a table… if that makes sense, ever since i got it i can’t stop thinking about ceo jihoon or just jihoon fucking you in a similar position 😵‍💫 after you purposely make him jealous too or wear something revealing… phew. i hope i described the position well enough? but i’m sure u can look at the pcs! hehe just some jihoon brainrot i hope i can dump my thoughts in ur inbox 🤲🏻

first off hi im so sorry this took so long (im always saying that but i do feel bad that im such a mess) but i didn't realize you're the same anon haha! i love it sm thank you for all of your requests <<33

secondly so i actually can't find the pc you're talking about 😭😭 i feel so bad and i can't tell if im imagining the position well but i love the idea of jealous ceo jihoon so i hope this suffices (if not maybe send me an ask with the pc and i'll see what i can do?)

pt. 1

[minors dni]

it's been a few weeks since the encounter between you and jihoon in his office and thought it seems like jihoon has stopped his mistreatment towards you, he hasn't alluded to that day at all

he's nothing but proper around you; formal greetings in the morning, considering your ideas in meetings, praising the work you turn in. it's strange and you almost wish he would go back to degrading you every second, at least then you knew he acknowledged you, it's almost like you don't exist anymore

you tell yourself he probably regrets it. he's your ceo for goodness sakes, of course he regrets it. you hate yourself for caring so much because you know jihoon is nothing but a up tight, rude man who thinks of only himself first. the thing is you thought that just maybe it meant something, the other day in his office. he literally called you his favorite how can that not mean something?

well if he's not going to care about you, then you're not going to care about him. it's not like it would have gone anywhere anyways, jihoon isn't worth your worries

"y/n!" you look at the call of your voice to see kwon soonyoung approaching your desk. you like soonyoung, he's upbeat and nice and has always backed you when jihoon was too harsh

"hi soonyoung. how can i help you?"

"would you mind if i ate lunch with you today? it just feels like it's been a while since we've caught up"

"no i wouldn't mind at all" you smile up at the man and he grins happily back at you

soonyoung takes a seat at your desk and pulls his lunch out. you two start a conversation about your lives outside of work. you listen to soonyoung talk about his secondary job as an afternoon choreographer at a dance studio and you can't help but get lost in his stories about his students. you can tell he has a passion for what he does and loves the students he works with

eventually the conversation switches over to you and you're telling soonyoung your own stories when you hear your name shouted across the office

"y/n l/n! my office. now." you look over to see jihoon standing by the elevator, an angry look on his face. soonyoung gives you a worried glance and you quietly excuse yourself before scurrying over to the elevator

jihoon doesn't speak as you two ride up to his office. he doesn't say a single thing until you two are inside his office, the doors shut and locked

"you really do know how to get someone's attention, don't you?"

"i don't know what you're talking about, sir"

"you and kwon soonyoung. don't think i didn't notice the way he was all over you"

"he was just being friendly"

"is that what wanting to get into someone's pants is called these days?"

"jihoon i don't understand what the problem is here. soonyoung and i are friends. it was just lunch"

"the problem is you belong to me" jihoon grabs your face and forces you to look directly at him "you got that?"

you're feeling bold so you spit out "you've barely acknowledge me for the past two weeks"

"so you go and throw yourself at someone else? i didn't take you for a slut, mx. l/n"

"i- that's not- jihoon-"

"do you not want to belong to me?" he's asking permission. in his own fucked up, power hungry way, he's asking permission

you take a big gulp before answering "i- i do, sir"

"that's what i thought. be good now"

with a hand still cupping your face jihoon pulls you into a rough kiss. your lips are messy as they press against each other, desire running through your body

jihoon's hand slides down your neck and to your shirt where he starts to unbutton your shirt. his fingers are nimble and soon your bare skin is exposed to the room. his hands run over your torso, his fingers cold against your warm skin, and you shiver. you feel jihoon smirk at that before his fingers breech the waistband of your pants

his fingers trail against your skin and you gasp into his mouth when his hand plunges deep and cups you over your most sensitive parts. you whine a bit and buck into his hand

"so needy" jihoon tuts

his fingers push back further until his digits trace around your entrance, teasing you

"jihoon please" you beg

"please what?"

"please fuck me. i need it. i need you"

"that's what i like to hear"

jihoon pulls his hands out of your pants and quickly unbuttons them and pulls them down along with your underwear. there's a coffee table sitting in the corner of his office and he points to it

"bend over"

you quickly follow orders, rushing to bend over the table for him, not wanting to prolong him not being inside of you any longer. you feel a big embarassed with your whole ass exposed to the room, wantonly waiting as jihoon takes his time to walk over to you

you hear his own pants drop to the floor before he squirts some lube onto his fingers and shoves them inside of you. you jolt and moan as he fingers you open. he doesn't keep his fingers inside of you for long though, because soon he's pulling them up and grabing your hips to pull them up to meet his cock

without much warning he thrusts into you and you have to bite down on your lower lip to keep your screams in. you breathing gets choppy as jihoon pistons into you, pounding into you fast and hard

his cock is heavy and large and feels even better than his fingers did the last time jihoon touched you

it doesn't take long for you body to start to feel heavy with pleasure, your mind fuzzy with the only thought floating through you head being jihoon jihoon jihoon

jihoon props his leg up onto the table and pulls yours hips into his and you whine at the way his cock digs into your sweet spot at this angle

"only i get you like this, got it? you're my pretty little thing and no one else's. especially not kwon soonyoung's"

"fuck jihoon, only you. no one else makes me feel this good. promise"

"say it again"

"only you jihoon. i'm yours"

"yes, that's it. so good for me"

one of jihoon's hands reaches around to rub at where you ache the most for his touch

"so tight y/n" jihoon grunts "not gonna last much longer"

"sir please cum in me, please"

your words and the breathlessness of your tone is all it takes for jihoon to spill over, filling you full of his seed

your own release comes quickly after as jihoon presses a kiss to your neck, the press of his warm lips against your neck sending you over the edge. you shake in jihoon's grip as your insides pulse around jihoon's cock

you're panting as jihoon pulls out of you. he grabs a tissue off of the coffee table to wipe you both off

you both get dressed again and for a second you're both awkwardly standing around until you turn to leave

"y/n wait" jihoon grabs your arm "i- uhm, i'm sorry...if i came off too strong earlier. i've uh, never done something like this before so-"

"it's okay jihoon, i get it. don't worry. i won't tell anyone either, if that's what you're worried about"

"no! that's not it i just-" you don't think you've ever seen your boss so distressed before "would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"

oh. that's not what you were expecting at all

"oh! uhm. y-yes, i'd like that a lot" you can feel your face heat up with your fluster

"good. well uhm. i'll see you tonight" jihoon stands there for a moment like he doesn't know what to do before he quickly leans in to press a kiss to your cheek and then he turns and walks over to his desk like he didn't just do that

you smile to yourself as you head out of jihoon's office, giddy for what's to come later

[pro-mammonologist]

congrats on 500! 🎉🎉🎉 well deserved, you are my mammon brain-rot bestie in arms. My brain is diseased thinking about thigh riding mammon while he makes fun of you and i must inflict this thought upon you 🤔🤔🤔

I’ve been waiting to get to this one whewww

It wasn’t something he expected, nor thought he was going to be able to endure. Mammon is far too obsessed with you to hold back and just let you ride his thigh. At least, that’s what he initially thought. Minutes in, his eyes were glued to your crotch, where the only thing separating your pussy from his skin was his pant leg, that now bore a small wet spot from your arousal.

Mammon was dumbfounded, it was like porn, hypnotic porn. You mewling while begging for him to touch you was tempting, indeed, but hearing you beg and praise him was like crack to him.

Now, being asked to make fun of you concerned him, at first. He could never! But he thought about it… and thought about it…

“It’s pathetic the way you beg for me. It’s about time you realized just how lucky you are I let you even talk to me.” The words coming out of him were things he’d never mean seriously, considering how lucky he considers himself to be with you. “You should be thanking me for letting ya get yerself off on my thigh.” But at the same time, they flew naturally. And hearing how you moaned for him only served to encourage him.

“Thank you.” You whined in response, looking at the light that just popped in his eyes.

“D’aww, that was so cute. Sound like a little puppy.” He stretched his arms across the back of the couch. “Here I thought you were like a kitten, the way you were mewling earlier.”

You felt heat across your face, hearing his words made you look away from his grinning self.

“Uh uh! You really gonna disrespect me when I’m lettin’ ya ride me? Look at me, Mc.” His tone was strict, mimicking Lucifer almost. You quickly faced back at him, redder than before. “Better not do that again. Say yer sorry.”

“I’m sorry.” You murmured out, suddenly overcome by shyness.

“That’s it? You can do better than that. If my thighs got yer brain clouded that much, imagine if I let ya ride me. Tell me what yer sorry for.” He ran his hand through his hair.

“I’m so sorry for looking away, I’ll never do it again. Please forgive me.” You could feel that heat travel down your body and collect in between your legs.

“Uh huh. That’s better. Tell me what yer gonna do to make up for it.” He was really getting into it now, eating up the way you reacted and responded to him.

“Whatever you want. Anything.” You clenched around his thigh tighter, giving him your best pleading eyes.

“Good girl. For someone of my status, you better. Imagine if someone as desperate as you dared to reject any of my requests. A pathetic human like you, especially?” Mammon held your chin, pulling your head down to level with his.

“Yes sir, someone like me should never reject your demands.” You were throbbing. So was he.

“Gonna suck me off?”

“Yes.”

“Let me cum in your mouth?”

“Yes, please.”

“Gonna let me cover your pretty face?” He squeezed your cheeks.

“Yes, please!”

“Cum on my thigh like the desperate little human you are and then I’ll let you make up for it.”

“Yes!” That was all you were waiting for. You came on him, giving him a show he didn’t expect to enjoy so much and now one of newest kinks. “Thank you! Thank you so much!” The words were breathless, strained, and something he’ll never let you live down. Especially not with the way you came within a few minutes just from a little grinding.

“Awww, isn’t that cute. Gettin’ off without me even touchin’ your pretty pussy, must be so obsessed with the Great Mammon.” He let you breathe for a minute, watching to make sure your body was in perfect shape. “Now, get on your knees, and maybe, if you do good enough, I might just fuck you nice ‘n stupid.”

“Yes sir.”

Side Note: it’s hard to write mammon degrading Mc in like… a verbal way. I don’t think he’s that much of a “slut” or “whore” kinda guy. But with how his little ego is outside of the bedroom, I can 1000% see him incorporating it in the bedroom.

Also side note side note: mammon would def tell Mc before they start to use the pact on him to make him tolerate going until Mc is ready to fuck because he’d be like “but seeing you desperate is so hard I just wanna please ya” because he’s babygirl

[larcenywrites]

could you write some headcanons for what sex with tony/young!Tony is like??

Ah, to pick and choose between all my delicious thoughts 🫠 The two are similar, but the differences are pretty drastic 🤔 I think I picked out a decent amount of overarching points, though! You can also refer to my NSFW Alphabet if you'd like! It's only young Tony, but again, the two will share similarities for sure

Headcanons | What Sex is Like With Him

Warnings: 18+ | mentions of unprotected sex | written with afab reader in mind but only explicitly referenced a few times | a few feminine/she/her pet names used | swearing | mentions of hair pulling, praise, degradation, Sir/Daddy kinks, bondage, choking

young!Tony Stark

Sex with him is...

Rough. He's got a lot of frustration in that body, combined with all the emotions you gave him that he doesn't know how to deal with. And he doesn't know how to handle all those emotions in any other way. He doesn't know how to make love, but you'll eventually be able to teach him when he lets you take the reigns, but to him this is loving you. It's when he's holding you so close and kissing (more like biting) at your neck and shoulders. When you're screaming his name because of how good he makes you feel. When he's whimpering into your neck just as much as you're whining into his.

He's also a biter. He's marking you up from neck to knee and giving no fucks about it until you scold him enough. But those still won't be the only bruises you have. You'll have plenty in the shape of his fingers on your thighs, and occasionally some crescent shapes from his nails. Do the same to him. He wants you to bite back, to make his back sting. His shoulders and shoulder blades are his favorite place for you to dig into. He probably won't do it to you, but scratch down his scalp and pull his hair and he'll melt into you no matter how rough he's going.

Quick. Not always, but usually there's only limited time until someone's parents get home. Or he's snuck in through your window, and he better sneak back out before his car is seen out front or in the driveway the next morning. As frustrating as quickies can be, that thick cock pounding into you so fast and desperate will have your head spinning and eyes crossing.

Loud. He's going to pull every noise he can from you, from a moan to a sob. And if it's a bad time for you to be so loud, he's cupping a hand over your mouth and shushing you with a "tell me a little quieter". Yet he won't slow down to help you out with that. It'll be difficult to stay quiet, and no matter how hard you try you'll at least be panting out some punched-out moans every so often. He's loud too, not afraid to let you know how good he feels with deep, pornographic moans as he throws his head back.

Not to mention the headboard hitting rhythmically against the wall, and the very wet sounds every time he pounds into you

There's also a lot of talk- praise and dirty, but mostly for him. That insecure jealously always shines through when he's declaring how fucking good he's making you feel, and no one else will ever fuck you like he can. That constant need for attention and reassurance shows up when he basically praises himself on your behalf and gets you to tell him all about how big he is and how good he feels. He'll take body worship and cock worship all day long, and he won't appreciate getting degraded in any way... though it may just get him to fuck you even harder

Bare. No clothes. He wants to see it all and feel it all. Sure frilly laces and thigh-highs are cute and all, but he's just going to rip it all off anyway It's hiding what he wants most, what he wants to ogle and bite, to kiss and fuck. He's taking off all his clothes too, because not only does he get really hot but he's going to give you full access to ogle and bite and scratch too! Even if its a quick fuck somewhere where removing all your clothes is inconvenient, he's throwing as much as he can to the side anyway

This also means no condoms. As much as you let him, of course, and you cannot trust him to pull out 90% of the time. You just feel so good around him, and there's this itty bitty little scratch at the back of his brain that needs to fill you up and make you his. He'll pitch a little fit every time you make him wear one, but he'll feel better about it if you put it on. He'll still miss seeing his cum drip out of you, though

Experimental. He still doesn't know much about his likes and dislikes. He's never had a consistent enough person that he trusted like that, or trusted him like that. He's wrapping a hand around your throat so cautiously, tying you up before he eats you out, only to let you go for sex. He's easing you both into it, but know that he will always control the narrative. He'll come up with plenty of games to play. He'll ask you questions like, "Would you like it if I did...", and with every honest answer you'll be rewarded. Plenty of red light, green light until he figures out what you like and how you like it. He’s not sure he can get into any names yet, though he won’t mind calling you a few things!

He'll find that he likes subbing occasionally, though you'll need to be gentle with him. Run your fingers through his hair and call him a good boy. Hold him to your chest while you ride him and slowly scratch down his neck and shoulders. He's putty in your hands. If you try to be as rough with him as he usually is with you, he'll take it as a challenge. And you will lose…

Pet Names. He'll hardly call you by your name in the moment. Baby when your close, princess when he's eating you out, or his usual nickname for you when he's feeling a bit softer that day.

Just. Fucking. Shout. His. Name. Nothing fancy. He wants his name on your lips and no one else's. Well... and good boy if he's in the mood

Gentle Aftercare. He'll fuck you within an inch of your life sometimes, but at least he knows that he has to take care of his toys if he wants to keep playing. He may not care about a one night stand, but he wants to take care of you and make sure you're okay. He knows he's not a gentle lover, and aftercare is both his apology and his thank you. He'll clean you up while you're still on the bed, or carry you to the shower and help you out if need be. Soft kisses to your cheeks, and to the red marks he's left behind. Sometimes he's pulling you into his chest, others he's snuggling into yours.

Overall. Much more physical than emotional (for you, at least). It's hard and fast, exhausting and demanding. Just like he is. He can't believe you let him treat you so harshly, but he loves you even more for it. It's loving in a fucked up way, and a reassurance for him in a way he would almost call cruel. He's a hard lover in many ways, but he hopes he can give back the same amount of love you've shown him.

Tony Stark

Sex with him is...

Rough and Sensual. He knows how to balance the gentle with the harsh, the loving with the cruel. When to separate and when to mix. He might be fucking into you, but his ands are in your hair, they're on your cheeks, or holding your hand. He wants to ruin you, but he wants to make sure you know you're loved while he does it. He can't help but find some way to show a softer affection because you're just taking it so good and letting him use you as he needs, and he fucking adores you for that, and you deserve to know that. But as much as he likes to have you sobbing, he likes to make love, too. He wants you to gently sigh his name into his ear, and bury himself into the safety of the crook of your neck. He wants to take his time, get you both there slowly and with time to feel every vein and pulse as well as the love behind that kiss he came up for and the comfort behind that thumb rubbing shapes over the back of your hand. He may throw in a hard thrust or two, just to hear you yelp and remind you of the strength he's holding back because he wants to be so gentle to you but you make it so hard. Or he may slow down during a faster session to give you a kiss to you lips or to your back, to give you a minute to breath because he wants to make sure you're okay and remind you that he cares. He can also read your mood like the watch on his wrist. He knows what you can or can't take, whether you need to be pounded senseless to forget about a rough day or treated softly after a rough week; whether he's already made you cum too hard too many times and you can only take it gentle, or your acting pretty audacious right now and just begging begging him to show no mercy. Regardless of his feelings, he adjusts to your needs accordingly.

He's still a biter, though usually much less so. He'll be making sure that whether he fucked you senseless or gave you a night of slow passion you will remember it for days. Even if it's just a few marks hidden below the collar of your shirt or a lot of them covered up on the inside of your thighs. He still wants you to bite back. It's like a challenge at times, a harsh declaration of your love at others. He wants you drag your nails down his back, he wants it to hurt when he forgets and lays down on it. It's another harsh declaration of your love, and one that lets him know how wild he makes you. Also into hair pulling. It's an easy way to get you off his mouth or off his dick, an easy way to keep you under control and in his hold. But he still melts at the feeling of you threading your fingers through his hair, and moans when you tug so harshly at the curls on the back of his head.

All Night. When he's home, there's no interruptions and no uninvited guests. Just you and him, and every second that the clock can count. It's not all the time, of course-- even he likes a nice, simple round before bedtime, but he enjoys his playtime. He's going to take his time, he's going to make it last, and he's going to make it worth while. Technically speaking it may only be two or three rounds, but they'll last a while. He can take a bit to recover, whether it was a 5-minute fuck or an hour of slow love-making, but he'll go down on you and make sure to keep you satisfied while you wait. And the taste of you combined with your pretty sounds helps him get hard again. He wants to make up for those days- maybe even weeks- he was gone, and he will find a way to fit it all into one night... for a few nights.

Loud. He's not afraid to moan swears and call your name as he's cumming. Though, he might be a little quieter, moans not quite as loud and pornographic, and there won't be quite as many. However, he still makes it his mission to have you do everything from screaming and sobbing to sighing and panting. It's difficult to stay quiet, but why would you want to be? He rewards you for it. A whine and a whimper gets a comforting kiss to your hand or cheek, and loud moan gets a louder praise and encouragement. He's praising you, telling you how good you are for him and how pretty you look underneath him, occasionally degrading you but it's not as often. You're definitely praising him too, don't worry. You won't get away with receiving all the graces

This time that headboard won't be hitting against the wall. While the one at home is nicely mounted, he's found out that a couple of pillows stuffed between the wall and the board work just as well in a pinch. And those wet slaps when he fucks into you make him to whisper some pretty nasty things into your ear...

Mostly Bare. No clothes unless its a dress, skirt, thigh-highs, lingerie. Sometimes he wants it all gone, but to have you all prettied up for him is a prize that he's going to take time to admire and keep you in it (and keep it in one piece) if he can handle himself. There's something so enticing to him to be able to just lift up your skirt or dress and slip into you so easily right there, and there's something so hot about slipping aside that thin lacey material and fucking you while it's still on. He doesn't mind still having something on, but he doesn't personally prefer it. It's usually when you came by the office for an quick visit, or you were just way to fast in pulling his pants down just enough to take his cock in your mouth, leaving him still fully clothed for the most part. Well, there is still something hot about it…

This also means no condoms unless you just have to. You can at least count on him to pull out every time, although rather grumpily. Though, he doesn't mind seeing you covered in his cum either, but he would rather spill inside you as deep as he can every time. For him, there's something so risky and powerful about it, and he loves to shove back in whatever dribbles out

Kinky. He knows what he likes and how he likes it, and really wants you to like it too! He'll ease you into it if you're unfamiliar, but for the most part he's your Dom and your his sub. It can go as far as your comfortable with, or stay in its simplest form if you need it to. Not every session will have this dynamic, and not every session will have the same form of this dynamic! It's just however you both feel, and he'll bounce off of whatever energy you give him. He always controls the narrative, though. With a surprisingly strong grip around your throat and a nearly emotionless face with a commanding voice. Your hands are bound, sometimes your ankles to keep you spread. Sometimes a collar to remind you of his chokehold when he's busy somewhere else on your body. That expensive leather belt gets dragged across your ass, and you better be counting because he will randomly ask you to tell him how many it was. And if your don't know... well, you better be counting this time. Body worship and cock/pussy worship is a must, you're both getting treated with his praise kink

Occasionally he does want to sub, but if you can't muster that he won't hold it against you. He still wants to be treated gentle, but he won't mind being tied up while you ride him and hold him to your chest. Pretty boy! That's him! Something about it really sends him, but he'll enjoy a slap to the face and being called a slut just as much. Again, don't take it too far. He's not very into taking degradation to begin with, already so fragile, and he'll show just how bad you tied his wrists up by getting free within seconds and challenging you back if you get too rough.

Pet Names. He's calling you tons of names in the moment, and each one lets you read the tone in the room. Baby and Honey when he's feeling soft, encouraging you to do something, or reassuring you. Smart girl and good girl when you do it how he wants and when he wants, always said affectionately and admiringly. Bunny starts to toe the line, sometimes affectionate, sometimes mocking. Then he'll really take it past the line. Little slut is aggressive yet still affectionate, messy slut to mock you. Daddy's little fuck toy lets you know you've fucked up, its as aggressive as the hand pinning your neck and the cock bruising your cervix, sneered with gritted teeth but always a watchful eye to make sure he doesn't push anything too far. Your name can either be a gentle call to make sure you're okay and bring you back down, or a threatening rumble that he may only use with your prior permission because it can be a scary sound to hear

You call him a few things depending on the context. Tony is fine for vanilla nights, whether his name is loudly moaned or sighed. But on those nights, he's either Daddy or Sir, usually both can be used interchangeably throughout the session, but he'll always refer to himself as Daddy. Though, for the most part, Daddy is more energetic and playful while Sir is when you need to be serious or apologetic. There's definitely a difference between Yes, Sir and Yes, Daddy.

Gentle Aftercare. He's your provider and protector, and that extends to the bedroom as much as outside its walls. You'll probably be collapsed on the bed from cumming so much and so hard, and just as he always does, he's going to take such good care of you. If you can manage, he'll sit with you in a warm bath and help you get cleaned up; if you can't, he's cleaning you up with a towel dampened with warm water and shushing you when you flinch. He'll always be big spoon unless he subbed. He'll be petting through your hair, lips pressed to your temple, occasionally whispering sweet nothing until he knows your asleep.

Overall. As emotional as it is physical, likely more emotional with all those different forms of releases and shows of affection. It's exhausting and demanding, but it's also safe and loving. Just as he is. He adores you, and adores you for letting him be so hard on you. Because of it, he'll give you the world, and only hopes he can give you the love you deserve.