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just-french-me-up · 5 months ago

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

#ao3 #archive of our own #what.do.you.MEAN #how do these takes still find me #HOW #'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE #THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND #also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first #imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale #ANYWAY it just boggles the mind #mine

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scaryorganmusic · 4 months ago

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

#it’s not even the first one like this i see WHAT HAT

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swedenis-h · 7 months ago

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Wife lovers till they die

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rowanisawriter · 3 months ago

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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now #words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I can’t talk thru it anymore #my brain is just a vessel for mold #im piloted by mold #im molded by mold #my useless stupid princess babygirl…………………….#this is getting out of hand and I haven’t even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!

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erstwhilesparrow · 1 month ago

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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

#sparrowsong #i'm like. 90% sure this post exists already. somewhere. out there.#perhaps it has even been blorbotagged a few times.#what a beautiful world.

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scarecrowbutch · 2 months ago

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#bear.vid #going on a woodcock walk tomorrow and im in the mood.......#what do i even tag this as #woodcocks #birdblr #gorillaz #can this be my next big post to blow up

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saszor · 3 months ago

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Tutorial on drawing characters/OCs who have some sort of facial paralysis. It doesn't cover all possible variants because I was using mirror as my main reference lawl

Keep in mind that this is an introductory drawing tutorial and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People 👍

Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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milkcryptid · 5 months ago

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do people have no shame anymore?

#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit #this genuinely pissed me off #what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it #ao3 #fuck ai #anti ai

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #this quickly got away from me #taking hina from 3 days ago who thought 'yeah ill do 3 outfits for each of them what's the harm' and strangling her w my bare hands #original concept fr this was drawing the kids each matching a different outfit w gojo #but i got frustrated by th heights and placement so i said no tall people allowed and scrapped gojo from plans <3 #tbh it wouldnt have been /that/ much better in terms of workload but the 3 drawings it would have saved me isnt nothing #but im just complaining fr nothing atp lmao i love all of these sm i love playing dress up with my tuoys (the jjk first years)#love treating them like mannequins i love coming up w outfits layer those kids UP #nobara especially i have so much fun brainstorming she looks good in everything To Me #i dressed megumi more smart casual than normal bc he's got gojo's credit card info and if i want him in balenciagas gdi he's gna get them #also listen i love megumi we know this but fr the sake of not dressing him in solid colour slacks and sweaters 3 different ways #i gave him the workout fit. it cant b yuuji all the time ok i think we deserve megumi in a compression shirt as a treat #speaking of yuuji good god where do i start #he's definitely stylish but in a 'got dressed in the dark/threw on the first articles of clothing i saw' way and i adore him so much for it #wears things tht make him happy w no regard for how they may or may not look tgt bless his heart #also i drew th skateboard fr posing purposes entirely forgetting my prior hc that yuuji cant skate so i roughed him up fr consistency #th boy just ate concrete but is ready to get back up and try again what a champ #anyway bless this line and shading style i lov u less detailed render i love u sharp swoopy fabric lines #saved me sm time fr #also this is my application fr the mappa jjk marketing team they should hire me and let me dress the chars id be so good i promise #ill even take out the vocaloid and pop culture references i wont infringe on any ip i sweaaarr

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fangs-4-fags · 1 year ago

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

#why did he do that.#what did he even mean by that.

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sortingmyideas · 1 month ago

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Male character: I'm not attracted to women.

Fandom: Oh, he's gay.

Female character: I'm not attracted to men.

Fandom: Oh, she's a lesbian.

Any character: I'm not attracted to anybody.

Fandom: Well, we don't know that they're ace/aro/aroace. It's open for interpretation. They're not canonically ace/aro/aroace unless they specifically say they are.

Hmmmm. I wonder why we're so frustrated in fandom spaces. I wonder if there's a reason.

#aromantic #asexual #aroace #ace #aspec #acespec #arospec #aro #fandom #not talking about any fandom specifically but it can apply to a LOT of them from what I've seen #And yes this is something I've actually seen people unironically say #multiple times #in multiple fandoms #Just say you don't like aspects characters #It's not like you're even doing a good job of hiding it #my posts

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starbuck · 2 months ago

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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

#sometimes i legitimately have no idea what he is talking about but i also understand completely #like. the rivers *WERE* dry cuz it *WAS* late August!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!#and don’t even get me started on certain gardening secrets you don’t have yet (or certain gardening skills you’ll never learn)#the mountain goats #tmg

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holographings · 7 months ago

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they got me. they fucking got me. jayvik nation hello

#im not asking how we're feeling we all know how we feelin #arcane #jayvik #viktor #jayce talis #my art #fanart #sketch #EUGH i still haven't watched the last ep because im SCARED even tho i know like exactly what happens. wegh

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