#what the fish

[wandasupremacy]

Happy Moon Knight anniversary y’all !!!! NOW WHERE IS MY SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT ????

[bearsbloods]

he was shot 1 times

@moderaterockk

[spideytiger]

penis butt face

what does this mean

[gayboyrocklee]

Guys I think abridgedfoamy of Noco Mpreg fame blocked me on Deviantart… all I did was make fun of them for saying Ripper was dead to them </3

[trashboxs]

meenah peixes would've been such a cool fucking character if she wasn't a pedophile

[pawstoru]

literally got no sleep last night what…… like zero…….

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

Edit: 9,000 notes!!!

Edit: 10,000 notes!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 15,000 notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 20,000 Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

[wroniec]

Karsus' legacy

[pinkisopod]

sitting my linguistics professors down and making them study this guy as a case study for................. something

[frownyalfred]

okay but I actually do really wanna read about a situation where Bruce calls Aquaman in to the Cave to interrogate a fish from Gotham Harbor who was a possible witness in one of his investigations.

Arthur rocks up, squints at the fish, and then says “You know I can’t talk to fish, right? I just made that shit up when Barry asked me.”

Bruce:

Arthur:

Bruce:

Arthur: “Okay you got me, I’m just fucking with you, man. He said he saw your perp going north in a speedboat, twin engines, didn’t stop for a while.”

Bruce:

Arthur: “And also he likes your filtration system a lot.”

[sleepy-bebby]

They did a CT scan on a fish

[dozydawn]

wishbone brooch with mustard seed in lucite

[violetwolfraven]

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

[trashboxs]

guys how do you feel about the new account theme

[zhukzucraft]

HE DID IT HE DID IT THE CURSE IS LIFTED!!!!!

bonus

[kingoftheu]

What the actual fuck