:(((( -piss man
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GET THAT PISS OFF OF YOU!!!
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my mother has found out I have dyed my hair
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The chains stay on during crime KILLLLLED ME 💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMAOOOOO I had to slip The Brand in there somehow!! Let’s just pretend Yoongi has a chains fixation just like me ok✌️🤪
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
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it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.
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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with
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