#which has helped the fear hehehehehe

[kit-williams]

Sentience Husbandry Black Templars Thoughts plus more about Brother Arnault

ya'll want unhinged ramblings about Black Templars in Sentience?

And plus Black Templars are such an INTENSE chapter I feel the need to go over how they handle bonds as well as talk about Arnault and Roland.

@sleepyfan-blog and I had a small chat about Black Templars and I decided to share some of it.

@egrets-not-regrets @liar-anubiass-blog @barn-anon @bleedingichorhearts @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan

If these sort of deep dives into chapter specific behaviors helps feel free to ask me for another

So I will first of all say it will probably take the Astartes awhile to figure out where they are when they first get here. Given how stars will (from my understanding) will shift in 30 and 40 thousand years respectively.

Sure they will look up into the night sky and see the utterly beautiful sight of the milkyway's arms... they all have probably seen it. But then they get a hold of some maps of the milkyway and when they ask where they are in relation of course the human will be helpful and point to where we are... right. at. holy TERRA.

When more powerful telescopes are made and the Astartes... borrow the facilities they do in fact check the eye of terror (because a lot of them are "oh god who is going to stop the demons from coming out) and they are very surprised it's not there (and wont be for awhile because the Eldar haven't fucked up yet)((HEHEHEHEHE Puns)) so that is how they are able to provide evidence to new arrivals that "yes this is ancient terra"

Every. Single. Astartes. Is. N O R M A L about this. (No no they are not. Know who is SUPER normal about this? Every single Imperial Fist and successor) So when they find out they are on Ancient Terra this is when a large number of resistant loyalist space marines actually accept their bonds and when a LARGE number of Imperial Fists integrate (a small play on the Last Wall Protocol)

However Black Templars do not wish to bond. Black Templars are not human killers but they literally seem to only have two bond types... weak or intense and while some might try to sever a weak bond with killing their human Black Templars are sons of Dorn and have a sacred duty to protect Terra and her people. However, Black Templars see bonds as very warp related (deny the witch and all) and do their best to break bonds.

For brothers with weak bonds this is easy as the "warband" (basically nomadic groups of Astartes are just called a warband though the Black Templars are trying to get their called a crusade) will travel a couple hundred miles away/get the battle brother away. At some point the bond snaps and he feels the minor backlash which is just sweating and some anxiety for a bit but usually its all very calm.

However intense bonds do not break as Arnault and his brothers discovered. But first a bit about Arnault.

Arnault is the Black Templar author from this. Arnault is from M40 and by the time he died he became an Emperor's Champion (as that resulted in the end of his life). Arnault has ice blue eyes and striking white hair. Arnault is a renown duelist amongst his brothers and later brothers know of techniques that he had utilized. He has his sword always by his side even in civilian clothing it is wrapped around his waist with a chain that he can easily wrap it around his arm. Arnault like many other Black Templars rejected the concept of a bond, he had a few weak bonds before his current bond and of course broke them...

Bonds are precious things don't you know...

Arnault got struck by an intense bond and simply walking away wasn't helping... in fact it was killing him. The further away he got the more he deteroriated violent fits of vomiting... tremors... sweating... basically he was being punished for rejecting his bonds. But because his later brothers knew he was destined to become an Emperor's champion they couldn't let him die; which is what the fear was if they didn't bring him back... to what he would call his angel. (Funny enough her name is Angela)

Arnault was not an author before he met his bonded. In fact the only reason he started writing and eventually (under a pseudoname) published his first series called "of the flesh" (there are 4 books Sins, Desires, Healing, and Redemption) ((This is the series written about a human and a CSM)) he started writing to try and process his feelings for Angela. As because he tried to break his bond with her... when he was reunited the bond violently "snapped" or solidified into a very intense bond (also into a carnal bond). Before his first series he wrote a novella and some reason got it published and it was VERY popular.

He felt initially disgusted with himself for writing and sharing his writings. The publishers that he works with are Astartes and one is a Dark Angel so they keep his secret very tightly of who their prized author is. But Arnault eventually would start his "- of the Flesh" series writing it twice basically as one would be for mortal readers (this is the "edited" version) and the other would be for Astartes.

SIDE NOTE on smut written for Astartes. Besides it being written in gothic it is written very differently. There are a lot of scenes that when translated sound completely unappealing... example like describing the mortal in what we would think would be unflattering terms like how their scent is... near medical text descriptors of their skeletal structure... using chemical formulas to describe scents and tastes... it reads very clinical at times. Which I see as being far more... stimulating for them because Space Marines interact with the world very differently... because saying that their mortal's lips had a sweetness akin to C12H22O11 does something to them than simply saying Sugar.

Back to Arnault... eventually when he actually got comfortable enough to admit his feelings for his bonded is when the guilt went away and he started another romance "series" (loosely related novellas) involving a Black Templar and a mortal. Somehow someone found out that the prolific lurid author was a black templar and told the higher ranking Black Templars that it was Arnault.

Arnault and Roland were already social outcasts because they had embraced their bonds. Roland's other sin was that he also had sex with his bonded. Arnault's additional "sin" is that he writes tawdry Slaanshi novellas (which would be a death sentence for any Brother normally) HOWEVER because Arnault hasn't become the Emperor's champion yet and for later Black Templars he still does become the champion they argue that Arnault clearly makes up for his sins if the Emperor still chooses him to be his champion.

So Arnault might have accidentally caused some conflict amongst the several different warbands. (His and Roland's standing is vastly different depending on which warband you ask) And that for the sake of other lower ranked brothers who look up to Arnault's eventual sacrifice for the Emperor to not tarnish that image they have of him they keep it under wraps and simply say because he embraced his bond in an impure way he is a social outcast.

Which is how amongst the majority of the Black Templars Roland and Arnault are simply known for their sins of not being able to break free of the warp bond and also human fucking (serious crimes). Arnault is pissed that someone tried to get him executed and declared a traitor but what he does is a secret between him and the heads of the black templar warbands at this point. (That lovely Dark Angel at the publishing house helped in finding the traitor marine that tried to get Arnault killed and everyone had a great time.) ((except for the traitor))

So what are Black Templars in Intense bonds like? Like most other space marines in intense bonds. Again it doesn't have to be a carnal bond (aka the sex bond) but for black templars they basically love their human in a same way as they love the Emperor of Mankind. (Some say that a Black Templar bond is akin to an intense Word Bearer bond) There is no in between for them it's either a weak bond (which they go about breaking) or an intense bond.

They are doting towards their human but the real change comes from how they are willing to interact with Traitors and Renegade marines if their human is willing to (Oh they are more than happy if their human doesn't like the filthy traitors also!).

[pympartic]

:[ OOC ;; Mobile Post //; So I don't know how many people know of this, but we actually Do Have Christopher Yost (aka one of the big writers on EMHs) notes on what he would have liked season threes episode line ups to be. And I've been thinking about them a lot because of possible thread ideas and thinking on what B Plots might have ran though these episodes. I'll link and keep Yapping below. ]

:[ Link ! ]

So starting with the season premiere actually this one itches my brain.

S3E01 STRANGE TALES As Surtur releases an army of demons on Earth, the Avengers find themselves facing their worst fears... trapped within the realm of NIGHTMARE! Up against an enemy they can’t fight, the team turns to the only person who can help: Dr. Strange!

Okay first of all I LOVE NIGHTMARE EPS SO MUCH, but second of all I've talked to people in the past about how EMH isnt afraid to make changes to the source 616, the key difference between how it does so vs the MCU being that EMH will make a change and Really Commit to it.

Why does that matter?

I think this episode could have been used as a way to do plot points like for example Hawkeye getting booted from the team because the government said so! EMHs Avengers have been set up to be so fundamentally opposed to letting the government tell them what to do it's unlikely they'd do that, this is also due to the cartoons heavy focus on the avengers being a Functional Family Unit, the team really only breaks apart Once due to Skrulls with even Panthers leaving not even being him quitting moreso just having other priorities which they understand. Not to mention as Izzy brought up, Clint in EMH is trust based trauma down to his bones.

From what we've been told of the plans they had the show wasn't planning on doing Civil War either (Bold move tbh) so you could maybe have the fear of it happening be a thing for Tony who was set up to really worry and care about his people and their trust after the Skrulls made him paranoid. (Understandably)

Hell you could even do the Yellowjacket Spiral since they basically wrote in a clause of Hank Literally being so incapable of hurting Jan even Ultrons brain got affected! Maybe reference that killer robot he makes in the comics in a fit of mania only this time it doesn't stop like it should, or straight up make it Ultron! (EMH focused a lot on Hanks need for control and his feelings of loosing it or trying to keep it. The irony being that he couldn't keep the tech based on his mind under control and now he's trying to control Himself ((buddy you should idk talk to your friends and loved ones in Just Saying that do be how we do things around here)) )

Also because EMH has always drawn more from the comics then the MCU WE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE NICE DR STRANGE! Maybe he gets the avengers tea to calm their nerves, sits and talks with them as they recover from the terrors Nightmare put them through. GIMMIE NICE STRANGE-!

S3E03 RECURRING KNIGHTMARE Iron Man and Doctor Doom are pulled through time to ancient CAMELOT, finding themselves uneasy allies against Modred the Mystic. And back in the present, the Wasp’s only hope to get Iron Man back is the BLACK KNIGHT.

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHOD THINK THIS BE FUN AS HELL RIGHT? Doom and Tony having to team up, the two drama bots having to fight Magic Wizards and knights?! That'd be SO FUN!!

S3E07 THOR CROAKS As Ragnarok approaches, Loki takes Thor off the battlefield. His only hope? Ant-Man and the Wasp… assuming a transformed Thor doesn’t eat them. Ribbit.

First off HEHEHEHEHE FROG THOR! Second off this actually got me really excited because a lot of season three and four concept art used the Hank Pym giant man. Yellowjacket is also not mentioned in any of the episode summeries. So there's a non zero chance that either this would be a Scott and Jan episode (Yay!) or Hanks ant man again and we get the fun Hank and Scott dynamics (BIG YAY) Either way this episode would have been fun for Bug Antics Alone!

I WANNA GUSH SO MUCH THIS SEASON LOOKS LIKE IT COULDA BEEN SO COOL I SCREM ALSO TONY GETTING TO CURE SIMON? WHO APPARENTLY BECOMES A FULL TIME AVENGER AS WONDERMAN LETS FUCKING GO BIG TONY W?? AA

[sakuramidnight15]

🔮 I am feeling AidenAmelia, CarolKeisuke, MellowLynette... I leave it to you the list of their roles is on my Profile and updated

Heheheheh- dark hunt au time >:3

This much was pretty a bad idea, the young red-haired merchant was just strolling around the woods one evening of a full moon, just to collect ingredients till incidentally fell over a couple of rocks on the way. He managed to get himself back up again, but alsonfinding himself in the thick blanket of the foggy woods that had rumoured around town. Realized that he was in the Lost Marshlands, the name itself shivered him enough.

While walking around the fog blanket, he had heard little about the woods through the people from town. Well what frightened him more is the rumoured hunters residing within the forest as well, many people who are filled with ambitious and wanting desires went into the woods with our further warning only for them to be reported missing or have been vanished, or even to get found dead in or out of the forest.

This much pretty scared Mellow a bit but he somehow got info on one of them, let alone the bride hunter from an bar tender at a bar he was only staying in for the night. He was only given the word about her, but that isn't the time for him to remember that. He has to get out of here before one of the hunters here could find him eventually. But where's a head start though? Let alone the fog wasn't much of a bigger help here. He decided to walk around for a minute, hoping that the fog would clear away as well...

But then he took a sudden stop when he noticed a faint silhouette of a figure up ahead, due to the fog covered everything in sight, he couldn't see it clearly but he was sure of it....

Something or rather someone was there.

Mellow stood behind a nearby tree trunk, as a safety precaution as he tried to get a closer look at the figure as the fog started to move a tiny but for the red-haired merchant to see... It was a silhouette of a young girl, seems to be around his age but on a two centimeter above him, covered in all white colored clothing that seems to be a plain bride's gown with white lilies for the style of it but some were on her hair and throat, her whole pinkish like hair was covered with a veil, and some parts of her body were covered up with silk straps, such as her arms, legs, and even her whole main torso...

Feeling rather more scared like before, Mellow was in fact looking at the person from behind till the faint figure turned around....

Seeing that her whole entire face was covered in white.

Brown eyes then grew wide with fear slowly swallowing him, that bride... He then remembers what the bar tender told him that evening....

That 'bride' is a hunter.

Mellow needed to escape. Now. But as he tried to move his two shivering feet, he then tripped over another rock causing another thud to be heard. His Insticts acted up as he heard running footsteps heading to his direction. The bride was coming for him.

Without another word, he quickly got back up on his foot and then started running as fast as he could just to get away from the hunter who had heard him tripping over, but the blanket of fog was his only distraction, he couldn't see where he was going, either getting out or getting lost like the others who wandered here. While escaping, Mellow then tripped over again, this time that his foot was stuck onto a tangled twig from a plant. Rather having bad luck for him, as he then hears that footsteps of the hunter growing louder as he tried to free his foot out from the twigs- till he hears two steps forward behind him.

Mellow then closed his eyes tightly, hoping that an impact on him was about to happen. But all there stood was pure silence. The red-haired merchant opened his eyes wondering, well slowly turning around just to see the bride (just gave him an early fright but didn't pass out) up close, but he noticed that she managed to free his stuck leg out from the twig, which surprised Mellow clearly. Then she offered a hand to get himself back up which he did. Strange...

The merchant then stayed quiet, not knowing what to do next, but one of the strapped silk bandage that was covering her face was slowly removing on its own, revealing only one part of her face. Rather an only cherry-like pink right eye that caught the red-haired merchant's eye, as he finds himself starring at it as it stares at him back. Then he noticed the silk bandage wrapping on his arm then slowly was guiding him out of the woods by slow magic, Mellow turned around as he see the bride hunter then slowly turned away and was walking back to the woods as the fog covers the scene.

As Mellow got out of the woods safetly, he noticed the silk strap that guided him out was gone. He looked back at the forest...

Perhaps that hunter he saw... Might be a pretty one.

[forcebewitht]

Heads Will Roll For Your Insolence...And Maybe Some Hearts With It (Overblot!Riddle Rosehearts x Reader)

How had things gone wrong so fast? Why were you here to begin with?  What was the deal with some of these crazy people in this crazy world?! Were you going mad?! Regardless of the millions of questions that buzzed in your mind, all you could focus on was the bloodshot, redheaded boy, Riddle Rosehearts, who was completely flipping his lid. Your little ragtag group seemingly had pushed the male to his edge with your constant questioning of his rules- well, the rules of the Queen Of Hearts, that is. The Headmaster of Night Raven College, Dire Crowley, was already placing his hands onto his hips and allowing his eyes to widen in both worry and fear. "Mr. Rosehearts, you mustn't! You know what will happen! If you keep using magic, your Magic Crystal will be covered in Blot!"  Despite the Headmaster's desperate cries, Riddle placed his hand onto his chest, his eyebrows furrowing even further than they had before. "I am….I AM ABSOLUTELY…POSITIVELY….DEFINITELY CORRREEEECCCTTTT!"  Riddle's childhood friend, Trey, was now screaming right back at him in his own, dire moment of fear. "RIDDDDDDDDDLLLEEEEEEEEEE!" But despite the cries and warnings, it was already too late. An odd, black mud-like substance began to seep up and spread out from the ground itself, wrapping itself around Riddle. All your group could do now was to stand by and watch this horrifying transformation take place. 

A creature, oddly like the one you encountered with the Shared Brain Cell Squad in the Dwarves' Mines, appeared behind Riddle. The entire rose maze of the Heartslabyl Dorm seemed to come to life as Riddle began to laugh- no, cackle- at this new surge of power he felt. "Hehehehehe….HAHAHAHAHAHA! Those foolish enough to disobey me….they have no place in my world. I am the law in my world! I am the rules! No response other than, 'Yes, Lord Riddle!' Will be accepted! IT'S OFF THE HEADS WITH ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS ME! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!"  Crowley began to groan at the sight- both in worry and slight annoyance. "In all my years as Headmaster...to see a student Overblot right in front of me!" Grim was quick to vocalize your own concerns, his eyebrows raising and his eyes widening. "GGGHHHH- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM?! THAT GUY HAS A DESPERATE AIR TO HIM NOW!" And you were very swift to join in. "He's completely losing it!"  Everyone near you began to pitch in and explain what Overblot was- a mixture of Boot buildup from too much magic use combined with negative energy. Crowley soon darted off, now evacuating the other students as quickly as he could from the dorm. Your friends boldly began to attack the now rampaging Prefect of Heartslabyl. Riddle turned his head, almost laughing at this pitiful display. Though, his initial reaction of laughter soon faded away with his bubbling rage. "This guy...that guy...I'LL TAKE YOUR HEADS OFF ALL AT ONCE!"  

Riddle charged, though not before he caught your gaze. You. This had all started when you arrived. Why, you had no business coming into his Unbirthday Party celebration on a mere rebellious freshman's behalf. And looking so cute in their uniform….should have been a crime. The split second your eyes met, Riddle sent a rather devilish smirk your way. He'd make a rule follower out of you, yet. Instead of going for the frontal attack he was originally planning, he spun around in a wide circle. The boys were sent flying off their feet, then smacked over into the nearby rose bushes by...whatever that monstrosity was behind Riddle. Cater, Deuce, and Grim were knocked out on impact. Ace and Trey struggled to stand, both gritting their teeth and fighting through the pain of some rose thorns now being lodged in their skin. Trey was the first one to speak up to you. "G-go on- run, [Y/n]! We'll handle him- get back to the school and gather the staff to help out!"  Ace joined right in with a nod. "Run and don't look back, you hear me?! We've got this little rugrat under control!" At their reassurances, you nod. You had no magic to begin with- what else could you possibly do? Riddle, however, wasn't going to let you go that easily…

Riddle simply stood completely still and watched you run off into the rose maze. The second you were out of his line of sight, he swiftly turned on his heels. Both of his arms swung back, making two heart-shaped rose trees soar back and knock out both Ace and Trey with the others. The King of Heartslabyl began to walk, albeit half angry and half amused. You were fiercely running, your heart practically pounding in your chest as you could hear his loud yet slow footsteps behind you. Like he was mocking you. As if to add on to this thought, Riddle called out. "Oh, Prefecccctttttt...don't make your new Lord Riddle wait on you...come back here and let us talk this out."  Riddle's voice held a dangerous growl to it, and you could practically hear the dark grin seeping from the male merely from his tone. This gave power to your mad dash even further, as you were now beginning to attempt to figure a way out of the maze. It seemed like you may collapse at any minute. Disaster soon struck as you turned another corner- and hit a dead end. "GAAAAHHHH! WHY IS THIS DORM SO BIG?!"  You couldn't help but to allow your hands to trail up into your locks in a stressed manner. Suddenly, you heard something begin to shuffle in the bushes. With a tiny shriek of panic, you leap back, watching in utter horror as Riddle seemed to pass straight through the rose Bush itself. His expression was rather blank until he met your gaze. Then, that smirk was back. "Finally got you~" 

You immediately put your hands up into a defensive position, ready to drop kick this boy if need be- or at least try. "Riddle, about what was said before, the words came off rather harshly and we are al-"  You were soon cut off by Riddle placing a finger into your lips. He then places one onto his own, sending a wink your way with a gentle shush. "You came into my dorm, ruined my  tea party with your little friends, and made me truly angry." Riddle's eyebrows had furrowed as he spoke. "And yet...even then...I cannot get you out of my head. Hehe." All you could do was drop your jaw in shock. Suddenly, Riddle began speaking some more- no, wait, was he partially singing?  "You are so mysterious….sealed with your kiss...my words so delirious...from the venom on your lips~" Riddle was beginning to creep towards you, that smirk now back upon his face. Your eyes dart from side to side. What was going on? "You're begging me to stay...I should just walk away. Take this sword from my heart, now I'm bleeding out~" Riddle's expression suddenly shifted to a more serious one for a moment. "I'm not a player in your game."  That smirk floated right back on, the boy now motioning to himself. "I'm the King of Hearts….the King of Hearts, my baby~" Riddle stalked towards you, making your figure begin to back up into the rose bush behind you. His finger shot out, now fiercely pointing at you as his expression seemed to shift to anger once more. "Don't you change the cards….you change the cards, my baby~"  Riddle then placed his hands upon his hips, allowing his head to tilt and a malicious grin to grace his lips now. "'Cause you tried, 'cause you tried, now you're moving onnn~"  Riddle placed a hand onto his heart directly, mad gaze now locking right onto your own. "And I love you, ohhhh I love you, though you did me wrong….'cause I'm the King of Hearts! The King of Hearts, my baby~" 

You attempt to turn around and dart back away past him- which you accomplish for a moment or so. But Riddle was already reemerging from behind another rose bush, making you jump in shock. "Never felt more and more alive...now that you're here~ you're the best I've ever had, yet you're asking where it all went wrong?" Your heart was racing so madly with confusion, it seemed like it may burst. Riddle stalked back towards you once more. He grabbed your wrist, now pulling you towards him. When you attempt to struggle, he simply smiles and allows a patch of a rose bush that was shaped like a tentacle to wrap around your waist instead. The tiny thorns held you in place as the scent of the roses themselves drifted up and into your nostrils. Riddle began to softly caress you, as though you in all your beauty were a rose yourself. His hands gently trailed up your waist, your arms, your neck… "I'm begging you to stay...I should just walk away. Take this sword from my heart, now I'm bleeding out~" Riddle allowed his hands to gently trail onto the back of your neck. Your pulse was quickening by the seconds given how close you were. Riddle's hands gently stroked the back of your neck. Soon, he leaned his head in towards your neck, softly smooching in a heart pattern. His eyes were still mad with a fiery anger yet a passion that you had never seen. "..I'm not the player in your game. I'm the King of Hearts...the King of Hearts, my baby~"  Riddle soon pulled away, now looking down into your eyes. He smirked upon spotting your bewildered expression. "'Cause I tried, oh I tried, but you're moving on~" Riddle's hands cupped your face and brought it towards his own. He allowed your head to settle itself against the side of his neck, the male releasing the tiniest of shudders at the sensation of your breath upon his neck. "..But I love you, ohhhhhhhh I love you, though you did me wrong...I'm the King of Hearts, my baby~" 

Riddle allowed a gloved finger to gently trail against your throat in a slow teasing manner- as though you were being beheaded. His singing soon stopped, his head tilting. "What's the matter, dear [Y/n]? Don't you enjoy your new Lord treating you with such gentleness? All are not as fortunate..ah, of course. You're a rule breaker. Allow me to nullify those urges." With that final growl, Riddle's lips met yours, his finger tilting your head up to him so he could achieve a better angle on you. His other hand cradled the back of your neck, his fingers gently stroking you adoringly. The Overblotted male's lips were rather hot in temperature, as though his prior anger and current passion had all shifted into them. They were also soft, though the kiss itself was a mixture of both gentleness with which you would smell the roses…but also with the ferocity of a King enforcing his will upon his subjects. Soon, Riddle separates, his eyes even more topsy turvy and filled with passion than before. 

"...Heads will indeed roll for your insolence...but maybe some hearts shall go along with it~"

((Hey hey! This is finally done! About as long as my Overblot!Leona x Reader piece! Lemme know if you wish to see a Part 2 to this one along with the Overblot!Jamil x Reader as well! Happy reading and possible simping💖 P.S. You get a cookie if you can guess the song which was referenced 👀

[smutty-ki113r]

send the pic of yourself ! I am sure I can get Ben's attention away from his pc with it :> he perked up at the headpat when I said "from red! they said u r cute!" haha he loves u!

yeah I customize the clothing with fabricmarkers and I bought some transfer paper from amazon ! I have a lot of shirts and two pairs of pants that I customized now

yeah my clowns are my oc's and I have a whole backstory for all of them omg I love them sm!

THANK U FOR THE BOKUTO SMUT !! they were amazing omfg (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

about the sleep thing, I researched a bit and i think it's just because my mind doesn't shut up and it blocks me from feeling tired. I just want toby to use me as his personal fleshlight, that would help a ton... u know, I want him to make my brain go blank with how good he's using me to pleasure himself... 0w0 k I am down bad-I'll try seducing him tonight when I switch :> wish me luck lmao

-🃏

He loves me? My soul just relaxed like you would not imagine. I have a very intense fear that nobody would ever love me, HAHAHHA LOL TRAUMA AM I RIGHT?

Tell Ben he has to complete the heart

And yes I went all black 😒 my roots were growing out so fast 😭😭

That’s so smart- I could never. Well your customized clothes must be really cool cause that sounds awesome. OML FEEL FREE TO SHARE ABOUT YOUR OC’S HERE! I would def love to hear about your clowns-

IM SO GLAD you like the bokuto smut! Lmk if you want more! JESUS CHRIST YOU- YOU SEX FEIND. Yeah i can completely understand that with ben. I feel like him using you and fucking you out would probably be good for mood, and then since it’s so extensive you would fall right asleep. Do ya think if i told ben i had insomnia (which i do) he would help me out 😫 like ayúdame. I have not been ABLE to get over gamez, cause i forget everything I wrote and then i get to read it again. But bro when I thought about making a fic to that song about a month ago I flipped. I listened to that song on repeat for two weeks straight and wouldn’t stop doing the wrong renegade moves. I got so excited. HAHHAHH i need helP.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES WITH TOBY HEHEHEHEH

[hollowisthyname]

Tell me about your aro slut ocs

HEHEHEHEHE OK SO IM TRYING TO GIVE THEM A LOT OF DIFFERENT SEXUALITIES AND STUFF SO I ONLY HAVE ONE RN BUT ILL TELL U ABT THEM !!!!!!! :D

(rant under the cut , cw for some sexual themes but nothing explicit)

ok so !!!! this is onyx hart , amd they're alloaro , pansexual , and polyamorous !! it uses they/it pronouns and neos that i haven't decided on yet , theyre one of my favorites i think abt them a lot hehe

this is my most recent picrew of em , kinda a redesign but the only thing i really changed was the hair fghjhgfd the rest of its design is p much the same

onyx is a ghost , a performer , and yes 100% a slut >:] they struggle with getting close to people and forming connections but it's trying its best , and they've got a group of friends helping :D

theyre a v good actor and they know a lot of performance stuff (acrobatics , magic tricks , etc) , and performing is basically their entire life (escapism who?) it knows how to give people exactly what they want , so it has no trouble w being a slut but because of that they kinda have trouble letting down the facade it puts on around people bc its not used to being seen for who it really is and theyre just a teensy bit scared that ppl won't like them if they're not trying to make them happy all the time (people pleaser who ?)

(brief interlude just to clarify that it's not aromantic "because" of this , they'd be aro either way , and its aromanticism is actually a contributing factor to this fear or being known and feeling of isolation bc for a long long time they didnt have the words for their experience and it's internalized the feeling of its attraction being wrong and bad so all that just adds to the already prevalent attachment issues)

they feel very intense attraction to people sometimes , which isnt romantic it's just A Lot (probably closer to obsession than romantic attraction , and on the off chance that anyone wants to attack me for this i am truly just taking my own experience w attraction and slapping it on this poor character so please don't) , and all of that is p confusing and hard to figure out and deal with sometimes but they're learning to be honest w the object(s) of their affections so everyone can set boundaries and be comfortable ! healthy relationships :D

i think i will be done now bc im sleepy and u probably don't want me to go down the rabbit hole of explaining all their lore bc that will take many days and probably fill a couple novels (/ex) but i love talking abt this dude so if u ever want to hear more just say the word !! i am hoping desperately that this post is coherent bc im writing this at 2am and my brain is not quite running at full capacity FGHJHGF

tl;dr - onyx is a polyam alloaro w a complicated relationship to ...... relationships , but they're working stuff out and getting better at dealing with the difficulties they face !!

[brushes-of-sage]

If all 8 parts dont come thru blame tumblr and their ask limit frozen au idea: ok so yeah varian was born with ice powers(btw i have no idea if hugos adopted in this au or not, it might come back later, my brain is just spitting things at me atm)Varian hugo quirin and ulla were a happy family until one day and accident involving alchemy, ice magic, and a startled alchemist involves in both parents getting trapped in a giant amber trap(Hugo comes in just as the amber finishes consuming them)(1/8)

After this, varian is scared of himself and his abilities both in magic and alchemy. He now wears his gloves 24/7 as opposed to just during experimenting(varian is 9, hugo is 8 kinda like elsa and anna but flipped(i think)) Any confidence he had in his abilities is immediately shattered and try as he might he cant seem to free his parents with magic alchemy or both. Hugo tries to help as much he can but varian is too scared and doesnt want to hurt him. After doing some research,(2/8)

he tries to ask for the trolls help but they cant so he requests they erase his memories of varians power, for fear of hurting his brother (he cant seem to keep hugo out of his lab. He feels horrible about it but cant risk hurting his only family left) Btw i dont c varian hurting hugo accidentally as well i dont think he could emotionally handle it, but all u angst writers, knock urselves out. Fast forward a few years and varian is 21 and about to be crowned king bc he still hasnt found(3/8)

a way to free his parents. While at the coronation party hugo meets donella, quickly filling the mother role he wished he had. Little does he know, she is only posing as a foreign dignitary bc she heard rumors about a magical prince hiding in arendelle and wants to exploit/study it. By the end of the evening she determines its not hugo, but hopes getting in hugos good graces could help getting to varian. Fast forward to the ballroom, the brothers argue (about what i dunno), ice spikes, (4/8)

varian runs, hugo leaves to follow him, and leaves donella in charge. I also headcannon he gets his memories back as the movie goes on bc reasons. Along the way, he runs into belle, a hardened ice harvester whos seriously annoyed about this snow storm in july.(dont worry guys hugo and belle dont fall in love, theyre just friends)They trek their way up the mountain while varian builds himself an ice lab cuz hes a dork. Along the way they meet ice ruddiger("Im sorry u 2 made a snow raccoon but(5/8

not a snowman?" "shut up Belle")So they make it to the lab, Hugos impressed, he wants to reconcile, but varian still has Confidence Issues, insert first time in 4evr reprise and whoopsies Hugos heart is frozen and his hair is turning blue(its already blond) and Belle takes him to the trolls. They tell him “an act of true love” like b4 but they interpret it as familial/platonic love bc that love doesnt get enough love. He thinks its donella bc just like how anna was desperate for love,(6/8)

hugo was desperate for some sort of parental figure, and rushes back, insert evil monologue by donella here. The rest of the movie pretty much plays out as b4: varian is captured, donella continues playing good guy, hugo gets out of the locked library, slowly freezing as he makes his way across the fjord insert art by mom, love heals, parents are finally free, gates are open roll credits. This is honestly something ive been thinking about all day and this au now lives in my mind rent free.(7/8)

I know there are plot holes and missing elements, but this is what i have so far, i lowkey love it, and if u have any questions pls ask, i wanna elaborate this au as much as possible and questions will help and pls tag mom i want her to c this. Sorry if this is too long i just have a lot of thoughts. And oh my goodness that means so much that you've gotten invested tysm(8/8) -💙

Response under cut

Okay, first off oh my heart, I need this movie now akfjakfja (and tagging @cinn-a-mom too ‘cause bless)

So lil Varian is the partial cause of the encasement, right? ‘Cause oh gosh, this poor kid being so enthused by alchemy and now has powers and all of that building up to encasing his parents?? Someone give him a hug 🥺🥺 (and omigosh if this does end up being where Hugo is somehow adopted into the family, just ohhhhh, him coming in at that moment is just *tears*)

And ohhhhh, I love how you slightly changed it to, if I understood right, Varian requesting that the trolls take away Hugo’s memories of his powers - ‘cause this kid is just wanting to help and Varian is scared and worried of hurting him, so he sees this as an option to protect him. (And ohhh, while the angst of him accidentally hurting Hugo with his powers is definitely wonderful, now I’m just imagining smol Varian going to the trolls and pleading for them to help and then coming to the decision to take away Hugo’s memories. Like OH MY HEART-)

And ohhh, I don’t think it’d play such a big part in the story, but as they’re both growing up, who’s acting regent at the moment? Or at least I’m just musing how things would be as they’re growing up since they were kids when Quirin and Ulla were encased (and if you don’t have any thoughts for it yet, that’s totally cool 🤗)

Ajfkakfjka Donella posing as a foreign dignitary to find the ‘magical prince’ to study is ahhhhhhhh- And then Hugo being drawn to her as the mother figure he’d always wanted and lacked for so long????? Lemme just

*sobs*

(Ajfkakdj Varian is SUCH A DORK OMIGOSH I LOVE HIM)

And omigosh, the whole dynamics between Belle and Hugo would be hilarious (“Shut up Belle” while she’s laughing yessss) Also snow/ice Ruddiger is absolutely adorable ahhhhh!

Hnnnnnngggg First Time I’m Forever Reprise and Hugo believing that Donella could break the spell (and ahhhhhh, I can just barely imagine how that monologue would go down - how she was never there for him, why would anyone want him - oh gosh, insert “More Than Just the Spare” ‘cause that’s literally how he’s feeling ahhhh - aldjgjlad even more so especially if he was adopted/taken in because he’ll feel even more isolated after all of this had happened, which is another reason why he was drawn to Donella in the first place)

And then cue Cinn’s art where Hugo sacrifices himself for Varian and we’re here to see all of the tears and sobbing and feels akfjakfjaj

BUT OMIGOSH I FREAKING LOVE THIS - Varian and all of his issues in confidence and his struggle to overcome it, Hugo and his issues in wanting to feel loved from having been pushed away for so long, you mentioned Belle was hardened so I’m excited to see her soften up ajfkakdj, and then DONELLA HECK YEAH - I was not expecting the route you took but I love it so much that it gave me chills ahhhhhh.

Wonder how Quirin and Ulla react to all of this once they get out ‘cause they’ve all grown so much and their kingdom as well

I freaking love this AU and the angst lord in me, while quite enjoying the soft and the fluff, is grinning quite malevolently at the angsty scenes hehehehehe, but seriously, this is AWESOME 😱

[ficklyficing]

The Student Transfer Chapter - Chapter Five

Title: The Student Transfer Chapter -  Chapter Five /???

Fandom: Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Pairing: None really. Should have some mild friendship stuff but nothing romantic

Summary: Maelstrom only smile as he rose from his seat, “Really, don’t think you will have a choice in the matter. Once Dr. Bellum is done, you won’t even recall any one little of the lies Ms. Sandiego told you about us. In fact, you won’t recall anything at all, my dear Duke.”

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AU of 'The French Connection Caper' where Coach Brunt capture Zack and brought him back to V.I.L.E. Island where the Faculty comes up with another plan. Their new student might be the thing to gain an advantage over their Red Rouge problem.

Notes: Bam! Back again and we are back with our other favorite redhead! Need to keep an eye on him as the classes are heading up and only such a short time until graduation....Or is it...heheheheh.

Anyway! Let me know what you folks think! Always open!

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The picture of their current candidate on the screen to fill their fifth seat had a red X across it.

It has been the sixth one since their search started.

“This is becoming ridiculous. It shouldn’t be this difficult to find someone to replace Shadowsan,” sighed Cleo.

“It has and I fear it will continue to be so,” said Maelstrom.

“Do you suppose we have our standards too high? Each one of these candidates is more than qualified to sit on the board. How can we measure their success on one failure,” suggested Dr. Bellum.

“A failure caused by the same factor every time,” said Maelstrom.

The four of them sat in a moment of silence. They knew the cause and if one of their prospects couldn’t even succeed against her, what is the point? They needed someone that could last again Sandiego. They were in the red with their funds and resources because of her.

And yet.

“I suppose that brings us to the next point in the meeting. Project Our Fair Lady.”

“I wish you hadn’t called it that. It sounds stupid,” harped Brunt.

“I find it fitting," said Maelstrom. "Us taking in a street urchin and trying to make him into a gentleman.”

“A gentleman thief, you mean,” smirked Bellum.

“That ain’t the important, what about the reason we did any of this,” said Brunt.

She pointed at the screen. A map replaced the pictures of their seat replacements. Some locations on the map had been marked in red.

“If she ain’t stopping us, she raiding our bases,” said Brunt. “And ya can’t say she doesn’t have help in finding where some of those places are.”

“Yes yes, my dear Coach but you know each one of those attempts will end in her failure to find what she is looking for."

"And why can't we just tell her? Get this all here done and over with."

"Because the longer she doesn't know, the more desperate she will be. That will make her sloppy," smirked Maelstrom. "Either that will cause her to downfall or she'll figure it out. When she has, it will cost her.”

“And the other side of the coin? Ya can’t think the boy going one of us. He can't throw a punch to save his life.”

Dr. Bellum nodded her head in agreement, “I have to wonder as well. The boy isn’t the brightest blub we have. I can’t believe the number of fires he created in class.”

“So our little project has some issues, nothing to worry about,” said Maelstrom. He leaned back in his chair while the screen flicker to a live feed of their current discussion.

Their redhead ‘prisoner’ was in the middle of a study session in the library with a few classmates. They seem to have formed some kind of kinship with the boy. Which was excellent in Maelstrom's head. It does make things easier to mold the boy as he forms strong connections with classmates. If Black Sheep made any attempt in reminding the boy's past life, these bonds might allow keeping V.I.L.E.'s hold on him.

“While he isn’t the brightest or strongest, you can’t disagree the boy is excellent at adapting. He’s quick to come up with another solution to problems may they be escapes or to finish the job. Not to mention he's quick to pick up lessons. Though I’m the first to say he needs more time to master those skills,” said Maelstrom.

“Quite,” said Cleo. “He certainly has shown himself to becoming a con artist. He needs more time in languages but his accents are quite good. He has shown himself to take up characters and put himself into the part.”

“Of course you two would like the brat,” mumbled Brunt. She leaned against the table and glared at the screen. “This whole thing was your scheme anyway. But I want to know what makes him so special to Black Sheep's crew. She didn’t keep him around cause he can talk funny.”

They were so focused on their chatter they didn’t even notice the door open until it was too late.

“Oi! You all spend the day spying on your students or drinking high tea?”

At the voice, only one person out of the four was happy to see her.

“Mekkie!”

~*~

“Agur! I ain’t going to get it.”

Zack faceplanted into the book in front of him in frustration. He needed to eat, something fried or sweet. But that ain't happening. Nothing that they had here for food would be like that. He swore their meals were experiments by Dr. Bellum to see if anyone would die from her lab-grade food creations.

“Come on Zacky, ya almost had it. Need to try a little harder,” said Daphne.

“Or a maybe a bribe,” snorted Amal.

“Not helping.”

He huffed, lifted his head before he shook his head, “It’s impossible, I ain’t going be able to remember any of this.”

And by this, he means their language lesson. It was a given that all the students here at the Academy had to learn another language. Not everyone spoke English and it was needed to cover your behind. But, it hadn’t sunk into his head yet. Thankful Daphne took onto her self to act as his tutor to try and get something to stick. She even managed to rope Sigi to give a hand as well.

How a guy that hardly spoke was some kind of polyglot was crazy.

But again, when he took up a role, Sigi seemed to become a different person. So strange when Zack watch it in class. The guy was some kind of natural actor.

Amal only joined them to laugh at their attempts.

“Well, you have gotten better at French,” said Daphne. She flipped through his worksheet, litter in red pen marks.

Sigi pushed a few more worksheets at her. She nodded as she looked them over too.

“Yeah…your Spanish and Italian…are interesting? Ya speak it better than writing it.”

“He parrots the words back,” said Amal with a wave of a pencil. “Which is kind of impressive given pronunciation screws up a lot of people.”

“Maybe I can have someone speak into my ear.”

“Well at least yer accents are top-level, almost as good as Sigi,” said Daphne. She gave him a pat on the back of encouragement which had Zack moaned back into his books.

“They better be. Who is going to be sway with a guy that sounds like he works the docks in Beantown,” laughed Amal.

“I’m going to forget ya say that, cause I'm too busy dying,” mumbled Zack through the paper.

“Look, if it makes you happy, you deal with people better than me. I rather avoid them like the plague anyway. People suck.”

“Present company excluded,” jabbed in Daphne before she pulled out another notebook. “Let's work on something more exciting than. I need your thoughts on my latest designs.”

Amal was the only one to moaned as both Zack and Sigi perk up at the suggestion. Why wouldn’t Zack be as he knew what Daphne brought out.

Her caper outfit.

It had been a small project all the students had been into the last few weeks. They needed finally to choose their code names and their outfits before finals. If they pass then they could keep them. They only about a week left to submit their ideas before it was too late.

Well, not him though.

Not everyone was as lucky as Zack to already have a code name assigned. His friends had been jealous when he told them everything. To already have a code name put aside and he didn’t even have to worry about his caper outfit.

When he found out about that part, he asked Countess Cleo about it. Only cause Zack knew she would tell me the truth and what he had to do. Kind of didn't want to plan out his outfit cause he didn't know the first thing about fashion or clothing. Cleo had to know more and could also give him a hand for sure.

She said not to worry, that he was set. All he had to worry about is graduating.

Some classmates worried about both, but others relish in their decision.

Like Daphne.

The pages of her notebook filled with colors, fabric and so many choices. But it was clear what Daphne’s main idea was. She wanted something glamorous and easy to move in.

She wanted the high life, the money, and jewels, the parties. It’s no wonder she loved Countess Cleo’s classes most of all. It showed in her caper outfit designs.

But filled with so many ideas, Daphne had a hard time on a final decision.

“Ok, this is serious cause I did it," she smirked.

“What?” asked Zack. Sigi picked up the papers to look through them while he attempted to force Amal to take part. Their tech happy friend would rather avoid the whole fashion stuff. 

“What else, Zacky?” she said.

Zack blinked in confusion. What did she mean? “You need help hiding a body.”

Now it was her turn to look confused, “Wha? No, ya dunderhead. I finally decided on a code name.”

“Hate to tell you, Princess isn’t going to cut it.”

“Enough peanut gallery,” she said, not going to let Amal’s comment ruin her mood. “I have decided on a perfect name to show my coming out as a high society thief. Ya’ll can refer to me as Debutante.”

Zack and Sigi nodded their head in agreement. Yeah, that did fit her.

Amal snorted out a chuckle. “Really? That’s what you’re going with.”

“Better than Amal Ware.”

“Hey!”

The two didn’t have a chance to get into their argument before Sigi cough and pointed to the clock. They all turn and notice the time. Their free period was about over and they needed to head to the next class.

One of their stealth classes.

Which could mean anything. Something which Zack wasn’t a fan about.

“So who do you think is today’s instructor?”

“I hope it’s Lady Doksu again. I want something like her umbrella.”

“Nah Dr. Belljar was so much interesting than her.”

“Herring…”

“You’re the only one that likes him. Hated those plastic noses.”

Zack had his attention tune into the conversation. He did. They were on their way to the stealth class was suppose to be. He just couldn’t get excited like the others on who was going to teach them today. He only been at V.I.L.E. Academy for two months and never had the same teacher twice for these classes.

The Faculty called them into assembly into his second week in.

Shadowsan had turned traitor.

He left them to go join up with Carmen Sandiego. Zack never met the man, never took his class but felt betrayed none the less. It was when he heard the news that he decided that he didn’t like the man.

Again Carmen Sandiego.

He heard the story. That she was once with V.I.L.E. and then turn against them. Now she was trying to stop them.

They raise her, took her in, gave her a family, and…she just threw it away.

Why would someone abandon a family like that?

He would have killed to know what to have a family was like. But over time, Zack found the likes of his friends and Faculty to be some kind of one to him.

So the Faculty were in the process to find a replacement for Shadowsan. That took to being a rotation of new teachers for them.

Some came in every other day, other members of the Faculty covered the class. Zack can say that everyone had their ideas on what was stealth. Each one was different from the last. He still didn’t have a clue if he was doing ok in the class or not.

Zack had four months to get a whole year of training to get done.

Now he had half the time.

While others were working on their gear, he was mildly freaked out about what he going to do to pass. He has been given time to earn extra credit with Professor Maelstrom and Countess Cleo. Dr. Bellum was scared to leave him alone in the lab for any length of time so no help there.

And Coach Brunt…well

He didn’t need a different teacher for each stealth class right now.

Like how they walked into the stealth classroom and found Coach Brunt inside. She was with a woman her age dressed up in a grey jumpsuit. Great, this is the last thing he needed. Coach gave him a feeling like she didn’t like him much. This from the woman that treated the rest of his class like her own nieces and nephews.

Sure, she gave him some good comments but he felt like the class’s practice dummy. Always. That didn’t even earn him extra points or anything!

So what did this mean?

“Afternoon, kids,” said Brunt with a smile. Her arms cross as she stood there in front of the class once they all got together. “Today we got ourselves a special class today.”

She moved to the woman next to her, “This is the Mechanic, she going to teach ya all some driving skills.”

Driving?

Zack blinked a moment in thought. Did he even know how to drive?

Didn’t matter as their guest lecture started to get into talk of the day. Could tell she had a passion for cars with how she went on about them. That to get away successfully they would need to learn how to handle all sorts of means of vehicles, land, air, and sea.

Today they would handle cars. There would be different types of roads they would need to know to handle. They needed to know the quickest route of escape from heists, how to tell if someone was on their tail, how to lose them. So many things and Zack for once…

Didn’t give the class his full attention.

Which was strange cause he always tried to focus during class. He had a hard time but wrote things, tried to repeat them afterward. But this! This lesson had his mind on pause.

It felt like, he knew it.

Which was strange cause he shouldn’t, shouldn’t he?

Then came time to put what they learn in class into action. They all move outside to an area that Zack had never been to yet. It was further from campus and by all appearance was some kind of track.

“What we have here is our test track for all our V.I.L.E. brand transport. We are going to let ya’ll race and see if anything Mekkie taught ya was trap in yer skulls,” explain Coach.

She brought up a map and Zack looked it over. It was just a loop but the important part was it wasn’t the route. The test track was made up of several types of roads. Different conditions to drive through that might cause issues. Sand. Mud. Water. Rocks.

Made sense, but when would they need to drive through a desert?

They wouldn’t all be going at the same time. Coach had them all divided into groups of eight and would go one group at a time. All random and Zack lucky enough got Daphne in the same group as himself.

The bad thing, they both go in the same group as Jordan.

But at least they weren’t going first.

“Oh this is going to be such fun,” mumbled Daphne. Zack tore his eyes from the video that showed the first group’s attempt. Once you were finished, you got to sit outside in the stands by the tracks. So, they stood there waiting for their turn.

“Yeah, it's going to be so cool to get behind the wheel.”

Daphne gave him a look of disbelief and he didn’t know why. Didn’t she say she thought it was going to be fun? She sighed and waved a hand at  Jordan. The jerk appeared to be popular as others who hadn’t gone yet, gather around him. “Don’t ya know what Jordan’s main skill is?”

“Ah…being a jerk.”

That caused a snort and a small smile on Daphne’s face. Something that Zack felt was better. She shook her head, “Nah, he was part of a gang back in LA. The big thing Jordan did was steal cars, really nice ones.”

Oh!

Oh…

Yeah, Zack got what pissed Daphne off. It wasn’t bad enough to be in the same group as Jordan. It sucks that if he won, they wouldn’t hear the end of it. He already taunted at Zack with all his failures, so why wouldn’t he stop now.

Now on edge, Zack glanced up at the map and watch the groups tick by. Not a fast race as everyone seemed to have troubles. Given the route, yeah they should. These cars didn’t have the right tires for each area that would work best. They would need to make up for the tires in other ways. Need to slow the speed, turn the other way in turns.

Ok, this is weird.

Zack found his brain was…well, thinking.

Could he do this?

He would find out as it was his group’s turn soon enough.

The cars they were to use were a standard sports car. The driver's side would be on the left side and automatic transmission. Made sense as some of his classmates would be clueless on how to drive a manual.

Wait…did he knew how to drive manual? His brain frozen at that and took a moment to reset.

Zack slipped into the seat of the car, he held on tight to the stirring wheel. It felt so familiar, so right. He adjusted the review mirror and could pick up Daphne a couple of cars behind him. Wish he could help, but at most he could do was make sure Jordan didn’t do something stupid.

No chance as he was the first car.

Jordan smirked as he walked by Zack. Walked as if he knew he had it in the bag. No, Not this time.

“Alright, students!” shouted Brunt. She held up an air horn and appeared ready to start again.

She and her friend seem to dig these races. They both took glee in telling those that cross the finish line how they screwed up. Little moments of praises that were earned so far were few.

“Get ready!”

He reached out and turn the key. The engine roar to life. The familiar purr rumble throughout the car. Zack adjusted his grip again.

“Get set!”

The brakes off as he lay his foot ready for the gas.

“Go!!”

At the blare of the air horn, Zack put the pedal to the metal. The tires rotated as it zipped off. To heard the rumble of the cars around gave him such a familiar comfort and like it was real. Maybe the first feeling of memories he had since he woke up on this island.

The first part of the track was a road. Easy enough to handle but he watched those behind him had a difficult time with the corners. They didn’t slow down at all going around. Nor did they realize that it would be easier to stay away from the outer edge.

Zack adjusted the speed and focus on the one car in front of him. He needed to pass Jordan. If he let that jerk win, Zack wouldn’t be able to stand it.

No, he needed to focus on the road as the terrain changed from a road into a dirt, gravel road.

They were in sports cars so they couldn’t quite handle such rough roads like something with a 4x4 drive. Slowing down a bit, Zack twisted the wheels and tried to go with the gravel.

He needed to find the smoothest path and follow it.

As the ground change once more, this time to a more muddy road.

Again, as if he knew what to do. Couldn’t go too fast or else he would lose control, too slow and he could end up stuck in the mud. Kept the pace while he turned the wheel a little bit left and right to keep up traction.

Someone might think the smart thing would be to follow the tires marks before him.

No, Zack needed new mud to keep going.

Like hell, he would follow Jordan’s lead.

From behind, he watched Jordan spun out of control. It took everything he had to not stop and laugh. Nope not going there.

Though he did chuckle as Jordan got out and slip on the mud from his rearview mirror.

With the weight of his schoolyard bully out of the way, Zack found the rest of the track easy to handle. Especially since no one else was around. Didn’t even realize he was the only one around until he got to the sand area of the track.

Hopefully, Daphne was ok.

The sand changed back into a normal road soon enough. Zack could see the finish line soon enough. The closer he got, the more he could see the forms of his classmates. All of them cheered for him, excited at the sight of his car. Zack doubt they realize that it was him. Maybe they thought it was Jordan?

What was funny was the sight of Coach’s friend the Mechanic. The British lady jumped up and down in excitement. She gripped tight to Brunt’s arm, shook it in her glee at the sight of his car right across the finish line.

To hear the cheers, shouts of excitement, it filled Zack with pride as he stepped out of the door. There was a rush of his classmates but thankful Amal and Sigi seem to have broken through the crowd first.

“Ya Khara! How did you do that!?” shouted Amal. They got a hold of Zack’s arm and gripped it tight, shook the Bostonian hard. “You got the best time in the whole class!”

“Huh?”

Sigi pointed up to the time board and Zack could see that they were right. There was his time right on the top for everyone could see. It didn’t have the previous groups’ time but even he could tell his was best. Everyone had trouble at some point in the road but…he didn’t have any issues.

Like he knew what to do.

“Whoa…” gasp Zack, blink in surprise. Even more when he felt another hand on his shoulder. He looked around and noticed Coach and Mechanic behind him.

“Brilliant, absolutely brilliant,” praised Mechanic, slapped him on the back. “I’m chuffed how well you handle the track there. Could have used you when we nick this supercar, don’t you think Coach?”

“Have to agree Mekkie, ya did good today,” said Brunt. "Got the makings of being one of the best drivers we could have."

Zack looked up at the giant woman in shock. Seriously? She even looked proud of him. This honestly was the first time she seemed to be for him. Like some kind of proud parent.

Which felt strange. She tended to be towards other students but when it finally happen to him, Zack felt weird.

Nah, he was overthinking it. Going to take this as the win it is.

"Think I could get credit for it?"

[bssaz97]

Random Post AU Post

“Laundry Day”

4 Year old Rowan: (Looks side to side in laundry, sees no one around then grins) Perfect!

The young boy grad a red bed sheet, pair of under pants and a his mom’s eye mask. *Same one since Vol. 1*

Rowan jumps on top the coffee table from the living room. He has put on all the gathered items and wears them as a costume, he completes the transformation by strikes a superhero pose!

Rowan: Have no fear, Hunter-Man is here!

Distressed Citizen: Help me Hunter-Man! Help! (A cry from the Kitchen/Metropolis)

Hunter-Man: I’m on my way! (Jumps from coffee table and begins to make his way to the Kitchen while having both arms extended to simulate flying through the make believe city)

Mince he arrived to the Kitchen/Metropolis he sees a group of citizens/various toys tied up in rope with a cooking timer and a packet of fire crackers.

Hunter-Man: ‘Gasp’ Do not worry citizens I will save you!

???: Not so fast Hunter-Man you still need to defeat me! (Dastardly voice)

A figure drops from the Kitchen island/building and lands in between the masked hero and the citizens. There Hunter-Man meets his arch nemesis....Grimm Queen. Dressed in a over sized black hoodie turned inside out, and wearing white powder with badly drawn makeup, and her blonde hair combed in way that has it all frizzy, his arch nemesis lets out a wicked laugh.

Summer/Grimm Queen: (Dastardly Voice) We meet again my old friend, but for the last time I’m afraid! As you’ve seen I have taken all the citizens of Kitchen Metropolis and trapped them next to highly explosive bomb!

Hunter-Man: You fiend! I will bring you to justice, and save everyone!

Grimm Queen: Perhaps but you cannot save everyone because I have also taken hostage your best friend! (Brings from under her ‘shroud of darkness’ a stuffed grey bunny plushie with a sowing needle drawn towards its neck) Pumpkin Pete!

Hunter-Man: No! Not Pumpkin Pete he never did anything to anybody!

Grimm Queen: Well then you have a decision then hero, will you save the people or will you save your friend, you cannot save both!

Hunter-Man: Heh. That’s what you think you vile temptretss of evil. For I have this! (Brings out a Dill Pickle) Vinegar Crystal!

Grimm Queen:(breaking character) Hey I thought that weakness was retconned!

Hunter-Man: Nope that was before the universe rebooted itself to our current one so your old weaknesses still carry over. Now face this my pickle fury! (Runs at her with the pickle)

Grimm Queen: Ew! No! Get it away From me! (Runs away and dropped Pete in the process)

While she runs away, Hunter-Man takes the chance to disarm all the bombs and untie all the citizens and Pumpkin Pete, freeing them from their confinement.

Hunter-Man: Haha! I have outsmarted you once again my nemesis! Now Kitchen Metropolis is saved once again!

Grimm Queen:(Dastardly Voice) Don’t think you’ve won just yet! I still have one last trick up my sleeve! (Pulls out a bag of uncooked brussel sprouts in a clear bag) Since my weaknesses were rebooted that means yours has as well. Now face my green fury!

Grimm Queen jumps off the table cackling and goes to tackle her nemesis. What she didn’t account for is her nemesis stepping to the side to dodge and effectively bellyflopped face first on to the kitchen floor.

*THUD!*

Grimm Queen:.....

Hunter-Man: Um, Gr-Grimm Queen....

Grimm Queen:.....‘Sob’

The Grimm Queen looks up from off the ground with a build up of tears bubbling at the corner of her eyes, her mouth quivering uncontrollably and a red bruise on her forehead. Eventually she couldn’t hold the persona anymore and did what any four year old would do in a situation like this.

Summer:(Bawls uncontrollably in pain, mascara trail down her cheeks) AAAAAHAHAHAOOOOWWW! OWWWWWIE! OOOOWWWIIIEE! MOOOOMMMYYY! MOMM-hehe-YYY!

Storming down the stairs and moving quickly to the kitchen in a instant in a cloud of rose petals. Ruby sees her daughter lying on the ground bawling her eyes out with her mascara ruined.

Ruby: Summer! Oh poor baby! What happened? (Cradle the poor girl in her arms)

Summer:(Blubbering) M-me a-and R-Rowan were playing a game I jumped off the island and—and ‘Sniff’ I FE-E-ELL! (Bawls once more)

Ruby: Oh my sweet baby, I told you both that you should not jump off high places in the house or you could hurt yourself.

Rowan:(Guilt straining his voice) I’m sorry mommy I didn’t know she would jump off the island like that.

Ruby: Rowan it doesn’t matter if you expect it or not, you two should always be careful of your surroundings and not play too rough. ‘Sigh’ Come on let’s go to your room.

Rowan: Yes mam. (Looking down)

- Some time later -

Ruby: How are you feeling, Sum Sum?

Summer:(Lying in bed face up) ‘Sniff, Sniff’ A little better.

Ruby: That’s good. You stay right here, I’ll bring you some more water. Ok sweetheart.

Summer: Yes mommy.

As Ruby leaves the room, she sees her other child sitting outside the room looking at the floor and holding her sleeping mask. She kneels down by his side and places her arm around her shoulder.

Ruby: You ok sweetie?

Rowan: ....No.

Ruby: What’s wrong?

Rowan: It’s my fault...I made her jump off the island. I-I was a big jerk and now she’s hurt because of me...

Ruby: Oh my baby.~ (Hugs him) It was an accident and Summer is ok now, thankfully she didn’t get any serious injuries.

Rowan: But it’s my fault! I wanted to win the game so badly that I made her jump off the table.

Ruby: Rowan, you didn’t make Summer do anything, she said she jumped off the table by choice and you didn’t persuade her to do anything she didn’t want to do. I should’ve been more careful to keep an eye on you two otherwise none of you wouldn’t have gotten hurt. So you have nothing to be sorry for, but if you feel so convinced then talk to Summer. She won’t view you any different.

Rowan: O-Ok.

Rowan gets up to walk into his shared room with Summer. He goes to her bed to see her looking straight up at the ceiling until she sees him standing by her bed looking at her.

Summer: Rowan what are you-?

Rowan crumbles to the edge of the bed face down and starts to cry himself.

Rowan: I’m sorry sis. I’m so sorry! ‘Sob’ I didn’t mean to push you like that. I didn’t mean for you to hurt yourself like that. And sorry for always being a butt in that stupid game! I promise I won’t make you play it anymore if you don’t want to! I-!

Summer:(Grabs one of his hands) Please don’t cry Rowan. Because if you keep crying I’m gonna start crying too.

Rowan:(Grips her hand too with equal strength) ‘Sniff’ Ok. I’m sorry. ‘Sigh’ I shouldn’t have pushed you too hard while we were playing I got so caught up in the moment that I didn’t think about how you felt. Could you ever forgive me?

Summer: ....Hehehehehe! You dummy. Of course I forgive you. Besides I’m the one who jumped off the table. I should’ve thought that through than just trusting you would catch me.

Rowan:(Lets go of her hand) Wait, you thought I would catch you?

Summer: Duh, that’s the role of a hero isn’t it. To save everyone they can.

Rowan: Oh.....on hindsight that would make sense. Wait! No, then we both would have been hurt!

Summer: Yeah, like I said didn’t completely think it through. (Presses her finger tips together)

Rowan: Well, anyway like I said, if you don’t want to play Hunter-Man vs Grimm Queen anymore then I won’t force you.

Summer: (Turns her head to look at him suprised) WHAT?! Are you kidding, why would I want to stop? I mean, yeah it hurt like hiffle to hit the floor like that but that won’t mean I’ll stop playing with you. I still have to get you back for that Pickle trick you got me with!

Summer/Grimm Queen: (Clears throat to talk Dastardly) Mark my words Hunter-Man I will get my revenge on you for this!

Rowan: .....hehehehe. (Puts on the Sleeping Mask)

Hunter-Man: Not on your life Grimm Queen, I still have a city to protect and I will be there to stop you!

Summer/Rowan: (Laughing joyfully)

Summer: Hahahha, ‘sigh’ I love this game too much to just give it up. So as long as you don’t try anymore of those cheep tricks then I forgive you.

Rowan: (Nods and takes off the mask) Thanks Sis. You’re the best.

Summer: You’re welcome, one of us has to keep your hero worship alive.

Rowan: Yeah.....hey! What’s that supposed to mean!

Summer: It means you’re a goody two shoes to the core. But that’s ok. I like you this way.

Rowan: (Smiles) Thanks sis.

Ruby: Well I’ll say that went well.

Both twins look to see their mom standing outside the door with a glass of water in tow.

Ruby: So can I assume you two made up. (Hands Summer the glass of water, which she takes and starts to drink)

Summer: Mmm. Yep, everything is all good here mommy!

Ruby: Good! Because now it’s time for you two to go to bed.

Rowan/Summer: Aaaaawww! But Mom!

Ruby: Uh uh uh! None of that! It’s past both your bed time, you’ll have plenty of time to play when you’re Auntie Yang comes back home from her mission.

Rowan/Summer: ‘Gasp’ REALLY?!

Rowan runs to his bed, grabbing Pumpkin Pete along the way and Summer finishes her glass of water. Then in a matter of seconds both of them are tucked into their individual beds. Ruby could only chuckle over their eagerness to see their favorite aunt, which doesn’t honestly suprise her. She goes to each of their bedsides and gives them a kiss on the forehead. Then she goes towards the doorway and puts a finger on the light switch.

Rowan: Oh! Wait, Mommy I still have your sleeping mask!

Ruby: ....You know what I think you can keep it, you’ll probably get more used out of it than I have in years.

Rowan: Really?! Thank you mommy!

Ruby: You’re welcome sweetie. Good night, sleep tight my little blessings.~ Sleep tight.

Rowan/Summer: Good Night Mommy!

Ruby turns off the light and closes their door shut. She makes her way to her own bedroom walking inside and sitting down on her bed, sighing in relief. Out of the corner of her eye she spotted a familiar black garment turned inside out that she recalled Summer was wearing as her Grimm Queen persona. She giggled as she moves towards the garment moving to change it’ll the right side.

Ruby: I don’t remember owning a shirt this big, where did she even-!

Once she turned it right side out she feels the breath leave her mouth, instantly recalling where this garment came from. Ruby knows because she could never forget the grey bunny logo on the center of this hoodie as well as the owner of such a silly garment. She tries to smile at the sentiment, but it quickly crumbles as she sits back on her bed and brings the garment to her face to absorb her tears.

Ruby:(Sobbing) I-If...if only...I could have....saved you....t-too!

Ruby continues to cry her eyes out, crawling into her bed with only the garment of her lost love, the father of her children, to comfort her as she quietly tries to lower the sound of her crying. Not wanting to awake her children so soon after she set them to bed. After awhile she calms herself down and turns off her lamp light, darkening the room around her while clinging close to the garment in her hands.

As she drifts to sleep she doesn’t notice the door of her room creaking open or the small sound of foot steps on the floor. Ruby senses a small bit of movement on both sides of her bed and feels two sets of arms wrapping around her torso from front and behind. She doesn’t question it as she has become too tired. Only sighs and sets her hand around a set of joined hands and drifted off to sleep. Allowing just a small smile on her face as the mother shares her bed with her two blessings. Soon sleeps overtakes all of them and they dream of life for the next day.

- End -

*Hope you guys enjoy this one shot into RWBY Post AU, a little bit of family life for the Rose household. So I’ll see you next time. I gotta go cry my eyes out for that ending.*

[og-doubletrouble-kinnie]

SPOP Season 4 notes

Spoilers obvi

Gonna be a bit different from my s3 notes, as I’m p much just gonna liveblog stuff here- Since I dont wanna spoil my friends... Rip 😔

Ep 1:

Mom: Icecream cake :-D me, sobbing: Mom I love you

Every time my mom does something I cry. I love and miss her sm

YALL JUST HURTIN PERFUMA LIKE THIS-

WHY CAN THE SWORD BE A MOP-

Ya know I always thought Hordaks red teeth were fuckin weird af

GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA

GO GET MY GIRLFRIEND YOU UGLY KITTY

EMILYYYYYYYYY AWAAAA

They really out here just reusing the princess prom outfits huh?

Really though I swear if Entrapta doesnt come back I’ll scream. You cant just trade in my beautiful amasing gf for me. I know I’m great but I swear.

Rip Auntie Angella.... 😔

I wasn’t even there for the corrination- I kinda feel bad for that but... I was alittle busy... With somethin- Hell if I know what.

HELL YEAH QUEEN GLIMMERRR

Oh hot diggity Catra-

Look I may not like her but I can really respect her tactics....

EP 2:

Okay what does Perfuma have against the crimson wastes- Hopefully its (Rightful) fear!

Oh nooo the gooooo

One does not simply call Adora soft

Aweeee Perfuma and Bow bonding...

Perfuma is cacti-phobic hahahaha

O.O Wheres the ship

Huntara eats sand and theres nothing you can do about it.

OOOO NEW TOWN NEW TOWN NEW TOWN

MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME

AH YES MY FIRST WORDS ARE BEING SCORPIA AND FLIRTING WITH CATRA. HOW FITTING.

God im so dramatic I love it

Perfuma Im so proud of you bb

Hot take? Perfuma x Huntara

AWEEE IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY

Honestly being Catra was always fun

Ep 3:

Pajamas Catra? Catra without her headband? Wild shit. Wild shit.

She cute tho ngl

Oh hecc its time to fuck with the rebels-

I s2g its rly lookin like my tl may just be flip flopped on which side I helped- Idk... its only ep 3 jfkbgf

Wittle moth society... so cute...

Flutterina... Adorable

SHE RA CAKE

The moth town leader is adorable. Precious old lady. I love her. her design is amazing. 10/10 I love her

Wait what-

Ohhhh my god what happened-

Catra if you dont start appreciating Scorpia right this second I swear to god I will appreciate her myself.

Flutterina is so precious. All her fangirling...

Are we gonna explorer the whole.. reaction catra has every time someone mentions the Portal??

MAGICAL SACRED BOND TIME

FLUTTERINA IS A PRECIOUS BABY AND I LOVE HERRR

SCORPIAAAA SIS GET OVER HERE LEMME HUG UUUU

Oh....

OH

O H

OKAY

I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS

Ep.4

Spinerella and nettossa are precious 100%

Okay but I’m right. tiny cute and pink. I didnt even catch it. I done fooled myself.

Am cutie

GRANDMAS BA C K BOIISSSSS

god I love shadow weaver. I miss her sm

B O BB N O

OKAY SPOT ON BO IMPRESSION!

IM SO CUUUTTTEEE

Yaaayyyyy Catras having fun!

WEAVER LIKES DAISIES. PRECIOUS. AWA. GWANDMAAAA

She makes great bait and u know it.

Oh no are the gfs fighting-

Catra legit thought glimmer was me I love this-

CATRA WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER TASTES LIKE-

..... Okay literally as I type thet I get mems of her eating glitter okay cool

Ohhh That was cool-

Hey Catra dont hide your grateful attitude you dick

God I love these girlfriends

LET WEAVER BE GOOD ADORA

This is cute

Ep 5

Kyle you precious little boy

Oh are they finally gonna develop these three?

Ditzy light hope is cute light hope

SHES ALL SMILEYYYY

I love Kyle launie and roheleo... Precious

“I made a crystal :-D”

“I know what will help!” “no dont-”

Kyle I love you

“Oh trust me the information is never gonna load for you.”

Lookit these... three siblings.... Blessed babes

COMPUTER MOM HAS EMOTIONS

AWA

KYLE BABY NOOO

HARD SQUINTING AT LIGHT HOPE

EP 6

Oh boi Scoria episode here we go

God I love that she kept Emily....

Scorpia is too bright and cheery for the hoarde. Redeem her damnit

Hecc I hate that Im being so mean to the best friend squad but oooog its so fun to watch

Emily’s personality is so cuuuteee -w-

Emily scared of Catra.. precious

SCORPIA YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER-

I wanna hug her so bad

Hehehehehehe >:)

Damnit Bo, ruining my work-

CRYING

Scorpias entrapta impression tho

SCORPIA YOU TOUCH THAT GARNET GOD DAMNIT

Im gonna cry, emilys recordings....

GOD I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND-

..... Whats goin on with the Garnet...

LET GLIMMER BE DARK

THE GREATEST HUGS, SCORPIA. GREATEST HUGS

Emily youre so smart.

SCORPIA FINALLY KNOWIN SHES WORTH BETTER HELL YEAH YOU GO SISTER

Catra rly needs a hug tbh

OHHHH HELL YESSSSSS

God I wanna know more about the scorpion kingdom....

Ep 7

Mermista you are too happy when holding everyone in a room against their will

OH OKAY THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY

SPOILERS MERMISTA

Ohhh hohoho I am lovin this story~

Shadow weaver bein an embarassing mom to Adora, adorable

Adora was absolutely suspicious of Weaver in my tl 100% Sure I made her more trusted, but Adora is stubborn

BFDJKGBFJKD ENTRAPTAS HELPERS ARE IN THE CASTLE

Ooooooo This is a great ep...

Ohh Im having fun arent I~

Ohhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiit Rip selenious

Ep8

I hope yallre keepin an eye on me, Or I’ll get out >:-)

Awee depressed baby :-(

SHANTYYYY

OH THIS IS PRECIOUS

Seahawk this is a terrible idea....

This better be a musical episode

BDHJFBD WRONG KIDNAPPERS

I love depressed mermista

Return of the she-mop!

Oooo seahawk past....

Awee Catra misses Scorpia

And is finally realizin shes gone

O u c h poor Seahawk

OW GLIMMER

HELL YEAH MERMISTA

“A SEAGULL TOLD ME!”

Oooo Catra, a natural born killer~

I love bein able to finally see Octavia in action

Low key musical Ep, hell yesssss

I already shipped mermista and seahawk but this ep... Is just makin me ship it more....

SCORPIA HAS MOMS

The fact that it took this long for Catra to finally go to scorpias room and check on her

How the fuck do the boats work

Ep 9

OHHHHH Razz gets the sheras mixed up thats honestly so cute-

Razz... I lov u

I love her refrences to the old charas

Razzzz awe precious.. The first time...

Oooo I love seein Mara

AWEE LIGHT HOPE SOFT FOR MARA

Good I feel bad for Razz tbh??? hoppin back and forth between Sheras

MARAS TRANSFORMATIONNNNN

God she looks so much better than Adora holy fuck

NOOO RAZZ DONT CRYYY

HOLY FUCKING SH I WHAT THE F U CFDHFDJBKJGBSKED

Hot fucking damn I didnt expect this what the sh iiiiiii

I STILL WANNA HUG RAZZ-

Ep 10

DAMN IM SO COLD XD

That fuckin POOF

PLEAAASSEE LET ME AND WEAVER BOND PLZ I WANT MY GRANDMAAAAA

Let Frosta nap 2020

SCORPIAAAA

DONT SNEAK UP BEHIND SCORPIA

Daaaamn Catra... Go take a nap hun, you look terrible

Oh sweetie.....

Glimmer please you didn’t see what they saw.

Aaaannnnd Okay the queenliness is goin to her head cool

SCORPIA BABYYYY

Caaaatttrrraaaaa

LOOPY LOOP BETRAYAL

God I love them learning the ship

FBHJSDBFSJHVFD OH MY GOD FAKE TEARS

SHE DID IT IM SO PROUD OF HERRR

Ep11

Eeeeee I hope they find my blessed gorl.....

Whats swifty hearin..

OH SHIT SHERA DOESNT WORK-

I cant believe the first ones just have a fucking dump

MICHA MICHAM ICHA ITS MY UCLE I KNOW IT

HELL YEAH BAEBEEEEEE

I KNEW HE WAS ALIVE

Sweet my uncles just a lil crazy haha

MICHA I LOV YOU

Awaaaaaa

Glimmer loses one parent and gains the other. Girl only gets one parent at a time. Hahahaha

The world has to nerf her lmao

Hell yeah hes cool!

Okay cool proof that Lighthope just wants to activate the weapon

Guys just tell him she’s a teenager omfg

Hoooooly hecc

NOOOOOOOO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHE RAAAAA

MY WIIIFFFEEEE

AAAAAAAA

YAASSSS

EEEEE

Ohhhh Scorpia is the key.....

Interesting.......

Ep 12

EVEN WEAVER IS CONFUSED

You bet you ass Ive escaped bitches >:)

-cries- I’ve missed my wife

Awaaa she never changes!

Someone hug Catra I s2g

DT nooooooo

SHE SHOWS NO CONNECTION BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT WEAVER-

I adore Weaver in this season- Who am I kidding, I adore Weaver in every season

THe hoarde is led by two kids who just need some tender love and care

God Ive missed her...

SWEETIE WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY ALL THE TIME- AAA I LOVE YOU

squinty

Uhhhggggg I now hate that I remember having a runestone of my own

Tho I DO wanna know what kinda powers Scorpia will get....

Sweetie no non onononononononononononononoono

BABY NOOO NO NO O NONONONONONONONONONO

IM GONNA CRY SHE BETTER BE OKAY-

YESS BABY

AWAAA ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOUUUU

bdhsvfbjskbfd I can only do her hair bjkvfdbgfkd

OWO IM SO SMART YET SO DUMB

HORDAK TEARS?!

Hehehehehe YES I HELPED GLIMMER

Ep 13

Nobodies followin Catra anymore lmao

Ohhhh shit Catras gonna d i e

Rip in pieces Hordak

Ohhh shiiiiiiii

SEAHAWK LIL HEART EYES

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love callin Catra out ohhhh my g o d

OOoooooo Lightning!

I gotta question that rn Glimmer...

Damnit Hordak aint dead...

Ohhh hecc hecc hecc hecc

OH SHIT THE SWORD-

Ya rly just teleport a whole room like that-

I like horde prime-

His eyes are cool and his palette is so much nicer aaaa

Fffffuck

Fave season so far

And not just cause I’m finally in it xD

Expect more posts when the mems really start pouring... Gotta figure out how all this changed in my TL since it DEFINITELY wasn’t just like this-

[lovebug5151]

Child reluctant demon!henry

So @inkspottie I know I’m still working on gramp vamp, but I’ve seen the reluctant demon Au and the child Henry aspect to it and I NEED FF! And well, guess Im doing it Lol.

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Sammy walked into the small office they had set up with two small cots and slowly opened the door. They had set up this room for Linda and Henry, after Henry had fallen ill. Allison has been able to figure out that it was Sammy’s feathers that had caused this, and he felt awful. Even it it wasn’t his fault, he still felt guilty for letting someone get ahold of his feathers. There was a good point though, since he wasn’t a full angel, Henry would pull through. He wasn’t weak, so there wasn’t really a chance of him dying.

Sammy pushed open the door to the office and froze. “What the?...” the around 3 foot tall person turned around, and Sammy gasped. It was Henry, but he looked like a demon child. “Sammy? Why are you so tall?” Henry asked.

Sammy almost laughed. There’s no way that cute voice could be Henry. But he stopped. “Well Henry. Your now three feet tall bud. And you look like a demon child. There were a couple seconds of silence before a “WhAt?!” Screeched through the studio, sending everyone running to the office.

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Shortly after the whole debacle of telling everyone what Sammy had found, the studio went much back to normal. Except the fact that Henry seemed much weaker, as he couldn’t change forms, and that he was stuck in his child form until he got stronger. They found though that Sammy could now hold him because the angel feathers worked as almost a vaccination against holy items and angels. Everyone had differing views on demon child henry. Weird, cute, funny, rediculous, nerve wracking, playful, demon, but everyone agreed on one thing. If anyone tried to hurt Henry... well, it was their funeral.

Someone had actually tried to kidnap Henry a couple days earlier, but Tom and Sammy refused to say who it was, where they are, or whether they were still alive. Though Sammy had come back with blood on his feathers, so everyone had an idea of what was happening, but no one asked questions.

For the next few days Henry was frightened of going anywhere alone, and he was restricted to the studio unless two or more people from the studio were with him. He gladly agreed to that, though he said that all this protection will go away once he’s an adult again. He missed the smirks that were shared when he turned his back though.

After Henry was sure he was safe, he started playing little pranks on people. You know, a bucket above a door way with water, or with nothing. Cleardoor wats trick, switching pens trick, basically anything he could do while staying in the studio.

Soon enough everyone was sick of the pranking. But it only got worse when Joey introduced his finest Black Magic creation, Bendy! Honestly, Bendy was an adorable little toon, and he could do toon stuff too! He was the perfect devil sidekick to Henry’s pranking plans, and everyone in the studio cringed when they were together. If they were whispering glancing at you, you were getting pranked soon. The only people they didn’t prank was Linda and Joey. Linda because she was Henry’s wife and was very nice, and Joey because he was mean and scary. Even Sammy wasn’t exempt from the pranking. They kept it toned down on Allison though, on account of them scaring her once and kicking Henry and Bendy into a wall. Though she apologized afterward, they were undeniably wary of her fighting training, and only did pranks that had them out of limb reach. And often out of sight, because she would try to chase them if she saw them.

One day though, they made an extraordinary discovery. Tom, Allison, Linda, and Sammy were talking when they heard giggles from the hallway. They all looked out warily and saw henry and Bendy whispering to themselves. They heard Wally and Sammy chuckled. The two pranksters whipped around and yelped. Bendy sank into the ink with a “cya dude!” And Henry cried out “no fair bendy!” Before starting to run. We chuckled but then watched in shock as a red portal appeared In front of Henry. He went through it, and they heard a yelp of surprise and a yelp of fear from the projector room. They rushed to the projectors and found Henry in the air flying unsteadily, and Norman on the ground staring up at him. Norman heard everyone come in and looked at Linda. “Linda. I would appreciate if you kept your husband under control. Please!”

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HEHEHEHEH NOW THAT FLUFF IS DONE ITS TIME FOR SLIGHT ANGST (idk if I’m that good at it plz be nice)torture and stuff like that under this line, if you aren’t comfortable with that hen skip this part.

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Henry woke up with a start. Where was he? The last thing he remembered was- he sucked in a breath. Was walking by the front door of the studio and being thrown into a moveable demon trap. He rubbed his head. They also knocked him out. Damn that hurt. Henry heard steps coming towards him and tried to cower back, but was stopped by an invisible barrier. He looked down and froze more. He was in a very complex demon trap, one that sapped any powers away conpletly. Usually used so supernatural hunters could torture demons for information. Henry was breathing fast, and wasn’t paying attention to his surroundings, so his first slap with a Palm with holy water on it stung a whole lot more than it should have. He howled in pain, and his eyes snapped to the person that slapped him. He looked about thirty years old, with markings all over his body and one hand on a sword and one hand on a boy about 15 years old. They were both staring at him coldly, but the boy was slightly afraid.

“As i was saying Jonas, This is a Young demon. He wasn’t in hell which is why we got him so easily. Since he is in this circle he is very weak, and you will be able to step in the circle without him harming you. But as for the reason your here, remember. This is your initiation. Attack him. Torture him. Then you will be a part of the Hunters. Are you ready?” “Yes master Mathew. I won’t let you down.”

The young boy stepped toward a table beside the circle and grabbed what looked like a knife inscribed with runes specifically to hurt demons. “C’mon little demon...” the boy murmured “it’s time to pay...” he turned to Henry and Henry’s ears flattened to his head (as much as he can) and his tail went between his legs. He cowered, and then the boy leapt forward. Henry screamed. He couldn’t help it. It was incredibly painful. It didn’t help that the boy kept cutting and cutting. Soon his shirt was tatters and he was bleeding heavily. He was curled up crying, when he heard “master, may I use the ice?” Henry froze then started quietly freaking out. Ice was super painful for demons. Most likely because they were fire and heat, and ice was water and cold. Polar opposites. Henry was so deep in his thoughts he didn’t notice he not walking closer. “AGGHHHHHHHHHHH” henry cried out. The ice was way more painful than he had ever imagined. It felt as though his skin was sloughing off. As he lay panting from the ice, the boy grabbed one more thing. “Several lashes shall get you to pay for some of your deeds...” the boy murmured. Henry cried out as the boy lashed him 7 times, then put ice on his back. This was repeated seven more times, which made it even worse. 7 was considered a holy number, and holy stuff and demons didn’t mix. Soon enough the boy was done with the lashes, and picked up one last thing. “Maybe you will be able to repent someday demon child, but not soon enough.” He growled out. He lifted the Brand and stuck it on Henry’s side. Henry cried out in pain, because it was a fire-ice brand. Made especially for demons. It was somehow both ice cold and firey hot at he same time. Henry lay on the floor panting and crying in pain while the boy went to the older man. “Good Job Jonas. You may join the leagues of the Hunters. Leave this demon here, we will deal with him later.”

They walked away leaving Henry lying in his circle. He was crying himself into sleep when he heard quiet foot steps and the sound of flapping wings. He lifted his head slightly, and saw Allison, Tom, Sammy and Norman walking towards him. “Oh my god...” Sammy murmured. “No... buddy what did they do to you?” Henry cried out, sounding very much like a helpless hurt baby demon. Allison started getting rid of the circle, and as soon as it was gone she grabbed Henry, being careful of all his injuries. They started walking out when they heard a “HEY WHO ARE YOU?” They started running but an alarm went off. Soon enough they were trapped in a corner with a bunch of Hunters surrounding them. Henry was still curled into Allison’s chest, but she passed him to Sammy so she could fight. Right as hey we’re about to fight several red portals opened up around the room. All the demons Henry had told the other about, and others he hadn’t, had shown up. All called by the call of a hurt baby demon.

Soon enough, everyone went back to the studio. As his was Henry’s second time being kidnapped, he was never the same. But Linda helped him through it.

The Hunters though? Well, it’s safe to say that all the supernatural groups learned one thing that day. Don’t mess with a child demon. You won’t be alive to make that mistake twice.

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Well I guess it ended slightly fluffy but still. I had fun making this, I’m sorry Henry but it had to be done!

[theleastcarefulofgamedevs]

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hehe im lov u ceec :)

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

water bottles and soda cans!

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

chocolate.... im lov it

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy!

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

hardworking, earnest, and honestly? they gave me too much credit ebagweaganegioawnegew

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda bottles!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

somewhere between boho, goth, and grunge hehe

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones!

8. movies or tv shows?

movies,,

9. favorite smell in the summer?

you know that wet pavement smell after it rains? love that

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dodgeball hehehe

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

nothin tbh. i don’t wake up early enough for it

12. name of your favorite playlist?

Writing Music! i made it hehehe

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

GUMMY BEARS AND JELLY BEANS

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“A Child Called ‘It’“ by Dave Pelzer

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

cuddled up to someone in blankets,,, im lov anything with my s/o tbh

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

i have this beat up pair of blue slip ons that have bloodstains on em bc i got a nosebleed one day bwaeiugbaweugbaweubguaw

18. ideal weather?

post-raining, or like. just before it starts raining

19. sleeping position?

anything with my s/o or bein wrapped in like. a billion blankets

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

on my home pc in my room!

21. obsession from childhood?

dice and video games!

22. role model?

i know it’s gonna sound dumb but like. a lot of characters from media have influenced me a lot, like sans/komaeda etc. another one from my real life would be my aunt on my mom’s side!

23. strange habits?

i bounce my leg while listening to music or stressed,, that’s abt it. OH and i like twirling a small blanket around on my arm bc... acrobatics of sorts

24. favorite crystal?

amethyst, but anything clean cut and rounded looks rlly nice imo,,

25. first song you remember hearing?

the first day i remember in my life was christmas at my grandma’s when i was 4, so probably random christmas music ubwegebwgwebgoibgweg

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

sometimes when i get tired of sitting around at home i like to walk down to the dog park by my house! 

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

cuddle,,,,,,,,,,, wrap up in a blanket with some freshly baked cookies n just. be there

28. five songs to describe you?

megalovania, medley rush 2 from the sonic rush ost, the promised neverland english op, metal crusher from undertale, metal scratchin’ from sonic rush

29. best way to bond with you?

just talk to me! im godawful at starting convos but i love talkin to ppl! 

30. places that you find sacred?

every person’s room feels that way, as well as obvious places, like churches n whatnot. we went n visited my aunt’s old house so my mom could pick up some stuff and being in her room after she died in 2015 was just like. an emotion i can’t rlly describe

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

hoodie, trackpants, n sneakers hehe

32. top five favorite vines?

back at it again @ krispy kreme, ADAM, they were roommates, two dudes in a hot tub, my croissant

33. most used phrase in your phone?

either “be there soon” or “ily” 

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

none tbh. i don’t watch much tv so i don’t see ads often

35. average time you fall asleep?

either 10:30 or sometime after midnight. no in between 

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

it was a rage comic

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

suitcase!

38. lemonade or tea?

lemonade, but i LOVE tea!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

LEMON CAKE....

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

i was walkin in the halls with my friend and someone dropped a styrofoam cup of pasta on my friend’s head from the second floor awbegiuawbeguiawbguaewg

41. last person you texted?

the person who sent this ask heheheheh

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

jacket pockets!

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hoodie!

44. favorite scent for soap?

anything really, but i like whatever my s/o uses bc it would remind me of them!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

fantasy!

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

underwear tbh. like. that and a tshirt or just underwear is the only way i can sleep

47. favorite type of cheese?

sensory issues say i have to hate all kinds of cheese outside of like. grilled cheese so let’s go with that/cheddar

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

dragonfruit! 

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

GOD pretty much every quote from monomi or chiaki in danganronpa 2, but mostly “if you learn to love yourself, that love will continue to carry you for your whole life! love, love...”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

OH HERES A FUCKIN STORY OK so i was at my friend’s house with a bunch of others bc we were doin a sleepover type thing and we were eating raising canes in his attic at like 3 am and some guy high on like. 3 different drugs at once got impaled through the leg on his fence. nobody saw him but we knew he was there and the cops were there in like 3 minutes. that very same friend has some of the most wack stories ngl

51. current stresses?

just doing well in school and making sure my s/o is happy!

52. favorite font?

comic sans.......................... im sorry

53. what is the current state of your hands?

my palms b sweaty but my fingers are dehydrated tbh. typin

54. what did you learn from your first job?

work.... difficult

55. favorite fairy tale?

probably the princess and the frog!

56. favorite tradition?

christmas!

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

probably my most noteworthy traumas tbh. gettin therapy for em, too

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

writing, my ability to overcome obstacles, being able to help ppl as well as i can, and making friends fast!

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Not dead yet.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Probably either shounen, romance, or moe,,,,

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you... should be burning in hell.”

62. seven characters you relate to?

sans, komaeda, makoto naegi, komaru naegi, toko fukawa, chiaki nanami, and chihiro fujisaki!

63. five songs that would play in your club?

they’d all be fall out boy tbh. that and videogame osts

64. favorite website from your childhood?

armor games hehe

65. any permanent scars?

i don’t think so? at least, not yet

66. favorite flower(s)?

roses and anything blue!

67. good luck charms?

my dice sets!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

vanilla york peppermint patties... gross

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

pikmin in pikmin 1 who are underneath a bridge when it’s completed are killed because they get pushed through the ground

70. left or right handed?

right handed!

71. least favorite pattern?

probably the hellish bumpy pattern all teachers have all over their fuckin classrooms

72. worst subject?

math

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

chicken nuggets in milkshake... good. or frankly just like. cooked chicken mixed with anythin cold like ice or ice cream

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

like. 3 or 4

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

i was eating a crunch bar and it fell out hehe

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

I WOULD DIE FOR FRENCH FRIES.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

any small blooming plant, like a single rose or flower!

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

hrm. coffee from a gas station tbh

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

NEITHER LOOK GOOD LMAO and i don’t have a driver’s license. that’s just like. a prediction

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

lightning bugs!

82. pc or console?

either works but i spend more time on pc!

83. writing or drawing?

writing, but i like both!

84. podcasts or talk radio?

talk radio, but i love podcasts like TAZ or Critical Role! 

84. barbie or polly pocket?

neither? but probably barbie bc it’s more well known? idk

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology!

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cupcakes all the way b

87. your greatest fear?

me being the last person i know alive. i’d rather die than outlive everyone

88. your greatest wish?

i hope that no matter what there is after we die, i get to be with the people that are most important to me. 

89. who would you put before everyone else?

my s/o and family tbh

90. luckiest mistake?

buying danganronpa bweguowabguawebogbaweibg

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights!

93. nicknames?

i go by wes, dev, bines, anything rlly

94. favorite season?

spring!

95. favorite app on your phone?

tumblr hehe

96. desktop background?

it’s the ddlc cast! it’s a greyscaled image of four of the events cut together and their eyes glow hehe

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

only one, and it’s my dads bc i have to call him every time i go to my grandparents’ hehe

98. favorite historical era?

probably the one we’re in now tbh, but like. also hate it

[gaerli]

Ok so I thought of something when I went and brought some food and I cannot get it off my head so aayyy here I am, gonna write some stuff for y’all that nobody asked for, BTW MY ASKBLOG IS OPEN TO HMU OR REQUEST SCENARIOS SINCE IM ON ARTBLOCK BUT I HAVE A HUGE WRITER INSPO SO HMU PLS This scenario is fluff hehehehehe also sorry for the length and the stupidity of this post sdlkfgllfjkdhj

Katsuki Bakugo x European!Hero Student!S/O

• You two met in the funniest weirdest way possible but Katsuki couldn’t care less- you two are around the same age at the time • When he was 13, his family decided to go to Europe as a summer vacation and since his parent’s knows English, it was easier for them to communicate while Katsuki doesn't give less of a fuck about that • Well Katsuki being Katsuki, he ended up fighting bunch of other 13 year old European kids- however just about the fight was to get worse, a young kid stopped the fight by kicking both parties ass • Since the European kids knows the kiddo, they feared the kiddo and ran away • However, Katsuki didn’t- and since he isn’t in Japan and he doens’t speak English well, he doesn't know how to tell them fuck off • [“Jeez- why do guys always fight like bunch of hormonal idiots”] and you turn to look at him [“Oi, do you speak English?”] • Katsuki only glares at you and you immediately sigh as you understand that he doesn’t and you sigh “I assume you’re a foreigner...Japanese right” • That caught him off guard • “Oi if you spoke Japanese why the fuck didn’t you speak it to begin with you European bastard?????” • And you stick your tongue out at him and smirk “Because it is fun to tease people like you” “HAAAH????!?!?!”

• That wasn’t the last encounter...and also Katsuki found himself keep thinking about you • From the way you fought to your smirk to- WAIT HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL SUCH FEELINGS FOR A PERSON HE BARELY KNOWS LET ALONE WILL MEET AGAIN • He tries to forget but ooooh bOY DO FATE HAVE SOMETHING STORED FOR HIM • AAand he meets you once again and this time his heart screams to not let you go off this time- this time when he and his family was about to be attacked by a villain • However your brother being a pro hero, he saved the day hooo boy you happened to be in the same place and Katsuki immediately recognised you • “OI YOU EUROPEAN BASTARD WAIT” • You turn around only to see Katsuki “Oh!! it is the Japanese explosion kiddo!!” “DON’T CALL ME THAT YOU ANNOYING SHIT” • He ends up glaring at you, however, you immediately understood and smirked • “Oi don’t smi--” “[Y/N]. My name is [Y/N] [Y/L]” • ...oh he did not expect you to lowkey read his mind- is your quirk mind reading?????? • “Bakugou Katsuki” “Ohh~ nice name for nice angry fireball” “OI SHUT UP” • However, your big brother calls on you and before you leave you get close to Katsuki who now glares at you with anger and is ready to fight however he would ONCE AGAIN be caught off guard when you wink at him and slide a paper with your number in his pocket before leaving fast so he won’t run after you • Whats with this person??? Why is he like this around you?? • Nonetheless, later that night- he decided to message you

• It has been years since you two have become very close friends and a little bit less than a year after you two were close friends that you two started to date • You hanged a lot when he was in Europe but you two never broke off contact when he went back home and that is odd from Bakugou’s side however something with you makes him never wanting to let go • So at first, you two have a long distance relationship, despite you both said it is the stupidest thing ever and that you both had no hope that it will work buT LOOKEY NOW YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR YEARS • Just like Katsuki, you love spicy food and climbing mountain and you are an aspiring pro hero. Besides the fact that he acknowledged you to begin with means he sees you as equal and he is already impressed by you. It seems like you are similar to him in some ways • He calls you European Dork and you call him Lord of Explosions • He will never admit it but fuck man- he has fallen deeply deeply in love with you and with more time going by, he sees himself falling for- and trusting you more and more • You both get enrolled to hero academies. Him to Yuuei and you to the best European hero academy- and he is not even surprised.

• Though you didn’t tell him by calls or messages but your school and his school decided to exchange students and fortunately for you, they picked you out • “Katchi...what if I one day transfer to your school?” “Then I guess I will fucking kick your ass” “Aww Katchi why so mean to your s/o?” “Shut it European Dork” • But when Aizawa announced that a new transfer student from Europe has transferred to their class, Katsuki found himself thinking what if it is [Y/N] • AND OH MY GOD HE WOULD BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN HE SEES YOU COME IN • You introduce yourself and everybody welcomes you happily • Once the break starts you find yourself surrounded by class 1-A asking bunch of questions about your home country and how you learned Japanese yadda yadda and Katsuki couldn’t help but feel very angry and jealous • “Are you taken [Y/N]” “Y-yeah...my boyfriend is over there” and you point where Katsuki is and everybody gets dead silent before you walk towards Katsuki and smirk “Long time no see, Lord of Explosions~" • Cue the whole class screaming • Tho now Katsuki smirks and wraps his arm around you with a cocky attitude and be like “Yea, this European shitface is my s/o, get over it you extras” • You are now caught off guard but also smirking through your red face “Heh can’t get your hands off me eh~?” “Shut it dork” • You end up explaining to the whole class about how you two met and they are like holy shit this is fate • “So...when is the wedding” “SHUT UP PINKY SHIT” Katsuki is blushing a tiny little bit but he hides it away

• After you two are alone, Katsuki just immediately attacks you with rough kisses and hugs you so close as if he is scared of losing you (which he isn’t he just simply misses you but he will never admit it shh) • You tell him that your school choose the very best hero student from the school and only one student which happened to be you to be transferred to U.A and Katsuki would huff and smirk • “Well what can I say, I wouldn’t have dated or fallen for a sissy little bitch ya know...~” “So you imply you fall in love with strong people” “You idiot I meant I fell for you because you are strong and determined and stubborn little shit which I like as traits” • Let’s say you two were known as the dynamic power couple of U.A after that since both of you seemed to have almost the same mindset • The fact that Katsuki fell for you means that he already saw so much strength and traits he loves in you- ya lucky ho

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Hetalia: Axis Powers Episode #13 Transcript

This episode has Britain summoning Russia with black magic.

Germany: Count off!

Italy: Just me!

Germany: It’s time to start our training. We’ll begin with the proper way to treat your subordinates.

Italy: Sieg heil!

(Sieg heil!: Hail victory! → German)

Italy: I mean, yes, sir!

Germany: Sehr gut.

(Sehr gut: Very good → German)

Germany: First, remember that other people are humans. You have to treat them with both kindness and respect.

Italy: With kindness. Right, Pookie?

Germany: But sometimes with discipline!

Italy: Discipline, got it. Naughty Pookie, naughty, naughty, naughty Pookie, Pookie, sweetie, naughty, naughty! Aah, that really hurts! Help me, Germany! He’s attacking me! Make it stop! Oh, it hurts so bad!

Germany: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, ITALY?!

(Italy: Why are you doing this to me? What did I do to you?)

{Caption: A cat’s tongue feels rough!}

Italy: Remember the catnip I gave you? Why are you hurting me with your little tonguey?

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Italy: Hahahahahaha! That was great, Germany! Hahahahaha!

Britain: Damn them both! If I wasn’t bested by that (beep) German blitzkrieg again! Hehe. I let them beat me without much of a fight this time, but next time won’t be so easy. They don’t know it, but…I still have a top-secret weapon left. More powerful than conventional bombs, even. Gentlemen, it is time to attack with black magic!

Men: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh!

Britain: Hehehehehe! Germany will learn the power of the dark side which fears no man---AUGH!

America: Britain! What’re you doin’?

Britain: I say, haven’t you ever heard of knocking?

British man: Where did you put the eye of newt?

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Britain: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Britain: Dammit! Since I was interrupted before, I’ll do it at my place this time. Our family’s magic is number one in the world. You’re no match for me, stupid America! Euhm…santa, rita, mita, meada. Ringo, Jonah, Tito, Marlon. Jack, La Toya, Janet, Michael, Dumbledora the Explorer. Santa, rita, mita, meada. Ringo, Jonah, Tito, Marlon. Jack, La Toya, Janet, Michael, Dumbledora the Explorer. I’ve summoned you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!

Russia: You called?

Britain: Nnh…nnnh…I wasn’t calling you!

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Russia: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Britain: Why must you insist upon interrupting me all the time? Do you have some kind of grudge against me?

Russia: No. Ahhhhhhhhhh, wait a second. Yes, I do.

Britain: Well, my grudge is more important than your grudge! I won’t let you revengus interruptus. Now, the British curse of food! And bad tea!

Russia: Ha! Ahhhhhh!

Britain: No! Stop! I’m cursing!

Russia: Ahhhhhhh!

Japan: Nom!

Russia: Ahhhhhhhh!

Japan: Nnhn…my belly…

Russia: Ha! All right, ready to begin!

Britain: Hahaha! That’s some really spooky stuff there, chap!

{Caption: Russia’s Curse}

{Caption: During the Russo-Japanese War, Russia, together with the Orthodox Churches throughout the country, continuously cursed Japan. However, Russia was easily defeated. 18 years later, the Great Kanto earthquake struck Japan. Each time Russia cursed, Japan got put under that curse 18 years later. So in Russia, it was said that God was 18 light years away. By the way, they say that ads saying “I will execute your curse” even now openly appear in Russian newspapers...}

Britain: That’s freaky.

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Britain: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

France: Hey, Russia.

Russia: Hm?

France: I thought you might be mad with the way the meeting turned out.

Russia: No, not at all. I’m just happy to watch all of you talk stuff over. It’s very nice that everyone let me feel like one of the gang. Besides, I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face!

France: Ahah. You were such a cute country when you were born and now you are all grown up.

Russia: An evil secret.

France: Ahuh?

Russia: When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust.

France: I knew it! Mmhf!

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{Caption: When I started cleaning my storage room on a whim, it brought back that memory}

Man [narrating]: Hetalia. America’s Storage Room Cleaning.

{Caption #1: Hetalia}

{Caption #2: America’s Storage Room Cleaning}

Teenage America: You were so great.

{Caption: You were so great…}

{Caption: Production is going smoothly!!}

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Italy: 🎵Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I’m your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn’t suck like English food! Sausages with cheeses always taste so good! It’d be heaven for a dog; yeah, that’s Germany! Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You’re crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody’s heaaad? Please don’t come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary! Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am! Yahoo!🎵

Chibitalia: By any chance do you serve pasta he---

Austria: No, we don’t.

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{Caption: When I started cleaning my storage room on a whim, it brought back that memory}

Man [narrating]: Hetalia. America’s Storage Room Cleaning.

{Caption #1: Hetalia}

{Caption #2: America’s Storage Room Cleaning}

{Caption: All the good things and bad things…}

{Caption: All the good things and bad things…are in this place (storage room)}

Teenage America: Hey, Britain.

{Caption: Hey, England}

Teenage America: All I want is my freedom!

{Caption: After all, I want freedom!}

{Caption: On that day, surely, we took each other’s hands}

Man [narrating]: Hetalia. America’s Storage Room Cleaning.

{Caption #1: Hetalia}

{Caption #2: America’s Storage Room Cleaning}

Britain: I won’t allow it!

{Caption: I won’t allow it!}

{Caption: The decision has been made. It will be shown on this show!!}

{Caption: We sincerely hope you all will join us for the show --- Hetalia Staff}

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My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E2

Just a heads up, there are mentions of suicide in this episode, and this episode gets disturbing because of the hallucinations caused by Scarecrow’s fear toxins.  If this reaction post is uncomfortable for you guys in any way, don’t read. 

If you need to talk to anyone, you can call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255 (available 24 hrs a day everyday) or you can reach out to friends and family or anyone you know on Tumblr.  We care.

AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

Whoa...

Yeah that’s the old house, where Gerald’s wife died!

Whoa...

Oh my gosh, is that the dead guy [as the new Scarecrow hanging out in the yard]?

Ohh, that’s the Scarecrow hat that he [Jonathan] puts on in the season finale!

*Jim finds the victim from the end of the last episode still screaming*  Oh my gosh, the guy actually had some of the dried up fear toxin around his mouth.  Oh crap.

What the- frick, Bruce?

*Jim walks in to see Bruce in one of the holding cells*  Oooohhhh...

*gasps when Scarecrow appears in the Arkham warden’s office*

HE’S GOT A SCYTHE...

The way he [Scarecrow] kind of twitches his head to the side reminds me of Davy Jones from “Dead Man’s Chest”

*gasps when Scarecrow gives the Warden a face full of fear gas*

OK, here’s my question:  does the fear toxin come as a liquid first then dry?  Because when we see a close up afterwards, it looks like he was just sprayed in the face with water.  You can see moisture!

*gasps*  Lucius!

“What were you [Bruce] doing before that?”  “Rock climbing.”  HaaaaHAHAHA

Is that gonna be the new code name for his outgoings as Batman?  “Rock climbing?”

What the heeeeck?

*yells in horror when the Warden starts seeing a monster clown through the fear toxin*

*gasps when the Warden mistakes the other inmates as other clowns and shoots them down*

Oh my God...

Ooooohhh my gosh...

*gasps when Scarecrow gives one of the Arkham inmates a face full of fear toxin*

Oh my gosh, that drumroll in the background.  Is that Scarecrow’s theme?

“James Gordon?”  *in same tone of voice*  Oswald Cobblepot!

“[Jim] Play nice.”  “No.”  When does Jim ever play nice?

“Instead, let me [Oswald] me make you [Jim] a deal.”  Oh no.

“Find this Jonathan Crane and lock him up within 24 hours or admit to me, your subordinates, and the people of Gotham that you failed, and allow me to clean this city up!”  Jim, c’mon, don’t.

*groans in frustration*

Who the crap is this?

*Barbara enters the room*  Oooohhhhh.... my God.

Uhhh...

Explanations please?  I know it has to do something with Ra’s al Ghul but... what?

*Barbara reveals her new hideout to be a weapons store*  What the...

Oh my God, there’s just machine guns everywhere...

Oh my God, Barbara needs to get rid of that haircut like now!

Oh my God, he’s [Bruce] going back out again.

“Out there, Alfred, I [Bruce] feel more alive than I've ever felt before.“  Oh my God.

Alfred, go out there and freaking stop your boy.

*None of the GCPD officers offer to help Jim take down Scarecrow*  Oh my freaking God

*Harvey refuses to go*  Oh my God, Harvey, go.  No, my God, Harvey.... go with him...

“So I am sorry, partner, but you are on your own on this one.“  Oh my freaking God

Jim’s gonna after Scarecrow and a hundred fear dosed inmates by himself.  Great plan.

Literally no one so far has made any good decisions

WHAT THE-

You see that dude just walking backwards like Reagan from “The Exorcist?!?!?”

AN:  And no, I’m not putting a link to the Spider-Walk scene (original and/or extended or deleted version) in because c’mon.

WHA-

Oh my God, it’s the Warden!

“It’s you.  You [Jim] came!”  *whispers*  Crap!

Wait, did Jonathan take the precaution of just applying like tons of eye black around his eyes [for the mask]?

*cracks up when Victor heart-eyes a gun in a display case*

“Yeah, I’d say it’s open.  Hot damn, it’s like Christmas.”  Heeheeheeheehee!

Why is Ivy still working for Penguin?

“[Barbara] You lost your money on The Sirens Club, then went missing.  Rumor was you were dead.  And now you're back with a brand-new fancy place.  Who paid for it?“  Oh it has to be Ra’s!

“I’m [Victor] gonna take this [gun]....” 

Oh, I like that mirror shot of Jim.  Ooohhh...

Oh my God... is Jim gonna get freaking dosed with fear toxin?  Holy crap, what is he gonna see?

*Jonathan takes off his Scarecrow mask*  Oh my gosh, he did just smear a bunch of eyeshadow across his face... or ash.  I’m gonna say ash.

*gasps when Jim gets a face full of fear toxin*

Oh my God!  Holy crap, what’s he gonna see?

*covers mouth in shock*

“What will you see, I wonder?  One of your victims, perhaps?“  Is he [Jim] gonna see freaking Lee?  Oh God, I hope not.

He’s gonna see freaking Lee like dead or something.

Where the heck is Lee this season?

*groans in frustration and horror when Jim sees Lee bleeding out in a bathtub in the fear toxin*

*ends up dropping my head on the floor*

“We could have been a family, had a child.  You destroy everything you touch.”  Screw this...

Oh my gosh, this is dark.  This is really freaking dark even for Gotham.  Holy snot!  What was the TV rating for this episode, for this specific scene alone?  Oh my God!

Jim, it’s not real.  It’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real!

*starts slapping my laptop*  Jim, it’s not real.   It’s not real!  It’s not real!  No, no, no, no, no, please do not AAAAAHHHH!!!

“Cut deep.”  *gasps*

No no nononono

*Jim beats the fear toxin*  OHHH!!

He just powered through the fear toxin with sheer will alone.  Bravo, Jim!

I wish there would be a thing as a tracker in this show.  Please.  Please have Lucius come up with such a device in S5 so that Bruce/Batman can use it.  Por favor.

That would make this whole thing just so much easier.

What the heck?

*Some of the robbers remove Bruce’s mask*  How do they not recognize that that’s Bruce Wayne?

“His face, it seems familiar.  You famous or something?“  Yeah, how do they not recognize him?

*Bruce takes down the head robber*  WHOA!

*gasps when Bruce makes an impromptu flamethrower and makes the robbers back off*

*Bruce uses a rope to jump out the window and land on the street*  Whooo!

Oh, that was a smooth landing...

*gasps when Alfred comes to Bruce’s rescue*

“Now, I hate to tell you I told you so, Master Bruce.“  Hehehehehe

Bruce needs like a proper Bat-cowl.

*gasps when Ivy enters the room*

“Know what?  [Tabitha] You’re rude.”  Oooh.  That’s a big insult.

*Jim sprays one of the infected inmates in the face with a fire extinguisher*  Oh my gosh...

“Water!”  Oh my God, are you freaking serious?

Wha- pull the fire alarm! 

Wait, so water deactivates the fear toxin, what?

*gasps*  Lucius!

Oh my God, did Lucius freaking make Bruce a Proto-Batsuit?

MVP of the episode, right freaking there.

*gasps in delight when we get our first look at the Proto-Batsuit*

“Oh, and long distance radio communicators.  In case you two wish to talk to each other whilst climbing rock.“  Heeheeheehee

Yaassss!

“Selina said you [Tabitha] would need something from me [Barbara].  You can have anything you like.”  “Fine.  I’ll take your hand.”  What?

Oh my God...

Is it gonna be like Jaime Lannister- she’s [Barbara] gonna get herself a gold hand?  Or how is that gonna work?

Ohhhh, she [Tabitha] can’t do it...

Where the crap did Jonathan go?

“Which ones make me [Ivy] stronger?”  “That's dangerous stuff!  It's too powerful for you.  It can get in your blood, your DNA.”  She’s gonna drink freaking all of them, isn’t she?

*Ivy drinks all of the potions*  She gonna age up again?

“We’d [Harvey and Jim] need an army to take on Penguin.”  An army of what?

What about that list?  Bruce has that list of all the people that have the licenses!

“Ooh, that's a lovely leap, Master Bruce; positively gazelle-like.“  *chuckles*

Whoa...

*We get our first full look of Bruce in his Proto-Batsuit*  OK, it’s a start... definitely makes him look like a motorcycle gang member but it’s a start.

*jams out to the ending theme*

[esseastri]

Megan Reads Oathbringer (part 1)

Me: okay but I don’t remember the back half of WoR, I should really, really finish the reread before starting... Also me: okay, buuuuuuuuuuut................what if I just..............start

[insert evilkermit.jpeg here]

There are a few relevant points of information:

Tags: Megan reads OB and Oathbringer spoilers. (I’ll also have housekeepers on there, like Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive, and Oathbringer, but those first two are the important ones.)

Everything will be under a readmore.

Above the readmore will be the page numbers covered in that liveblog, so you’ll know how far I’ve gotten (and that way, if you’ve read that far you’ll be okay to read the lb).

There's…going to be a lot of swearing? I have learned that I have no control over my language when I get overly emotional and I feel like I’m going to spend a lot of this book overly emotional. I would like to apologize in advance, and while I promise to try to keep my swearing to a minimum, there might be more than a few bad words.

Shameless self-promotion for the previous two liveblogs: WoK and WoR.

I’m pretty sure that’s all the important bits. Enjoy!!

Part One encompasses pages 1-90 (subsequent parts)

*screams quietly into the ether forever*

PROLOGUE

hoooolly shiiiiiiiittt: Eshonai

Please tell me this means we’ll finally learn why the Parshendi killed Gavilar.......

SHE’S SO EXCITED I’M SO SAD I hate knowing what’s happened to her

...the Parshendi...didn’t know about the parshmen? what? the heck?

I’m....baby Esh is so excitable and curious and I.. love her. and I’m so. so sad. that she loses this.

“an indoor privy with running water, a concept she still didn’t understand.” Who does, babe. Who does.

me, every time amaram appears: “fucking asshole. fuck off fckkkk” I just.... hiss like a cat every time his name appears on a page. I hate him. ARGH.

I spelled his name as “aramaram” and had to go correct it I was so upset he was HERE that I forgot how to spell.

“Traitors who had abandoned their gods to be free.” And they FEARED the return of their gods, before stormform and the Everstorm. They feared it--because they were not free... But...stormform isn’t freedom, and their gods are back and....history repeating itself?

Also, the fact that Gavilar took the time to learn her name is very endearing and like... Gavilar was A Good, guys. He tried so hard.

NOOPE NEVERMIND, BAD, ACTUALLY. THAT’S SO SELFISH WHAT THE HECK

“Bring back your evil, destructive, enslaving gods so that we can have our nice, honorable, fighty ones back please.” NO, THAT’S SO DISGUSTING THAT’S SO SELFISH WTH

GAVIILAARRRR. I BELIEVED IN YOU! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU

WAIT, so he was getting the visions before Dalinar? Did we know this already? That makes sense... it’s very Boromir/Faramir, tbh, but like... what, one died, and Honor was like “welp. guess we’ll try his bro”

wait, okay, so ...the black sphere that he gives Szeth...........what. Esh knows what it is--so it’s some kind of spren. But it’s not the angerspren/hatespren that they bond with for stormform--those are red. So what’s...this one? Voidspren? Are there voidspren? Voidspren to create voidbringers...presumably more powerful than stormform.

I AM CONCERNED.

PART ONE

okay, that map tho; after reading Edgedancer, I’m VERY CONCERNED that there’s an Oathgate to Aimia... I don’t need any more 200-cremlings-in-a-trenchcoat popping up out of nowhere, but thanks anyway

it makes sense that this book stats with Dalinar, but HOW! IS! MY! BOY! WHERE! IS! KALADIN!

Dalinar is so polite tho. saying ‘thank you’ to the Stormfather

Also ONLY SIX DAYS???? AAHH

“It had been a hardy, stubborn lot who had grown in this place.” This is Kholinar: it highstorms nine months of the year, and weeps the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have...cats or chickens, we have...cremlings.

(Though Lisa made a good point--are there actually cremlings?? or are all cremlings just...bits of Aimians scuttling about like spy bugs?)

“The queen had gone silent.” I...genuinely don’t trust her, and I’m more inclined to believe she’s radio silence out of a need to save her own damn skin than any other reason.

......somehow I never really thought that Odium would be light...

THE WOMAN HE LOVED

YAASS.

(I have priorities)

They’re being cute. It’s been, like, half a page and I’m just over here making big, cooing noises at them being cute. help.

OH SHIT THAT WAS QUICK

THEY FOUND SADEAS ALREADY AND I AM CONCERN

(tho, I mean...it took them six days to find the body, that’s....actually not really quick. but still.)

OH WAIT NO, OKAY, IT TOOK THEM  ONE DAY WELL SHIT

oh god

Adolin, bby. pls. don’t.... LISTEN, THE FIC I WROTE ABOUT GUILTSPREN WAS A FIC

HI TEFT I HAVE MISSED YOU BUT ALSO PLS CALM DOWN AAAHHHH

this is page frikkin 37 and I’m already dying

I’M SO SCARED OF WHAT IALAI WILL DO. SHE’S GONNA PIN THIS ON BRIDGE 4 I KNOW IT. SHE’S GONNA TRY AND I’M GONNA SCREAM

WHY IS ADOLIN HERE. KIDDO PLS. DOn’T COME BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME I’M

unrelated, but I can’t stop thinking about baby Eshonai basically damning her people to war and revenge to stop their gods from returning and Venli just like...whipping a godling out her pocket like “nvmd, we’re doing this anyway” and like. fuck Venli, tbh.

Back to current events and:

I love Palona.

“steady Adolin and impenetrable Renarin” HE LOVES HIS SONS SO MUCH I’M CRY

“certainly wouldn’t have gone so far as to kill Sadeas themselves” ABOUT THAT

I love that Urithuru has safety railings. like... throwing shade at every big space opera ever.

I still don’t know how I feel about Lopen growing his arm back...

“Our ultimate goal is the preservation of Roshar” Sorry, bud, Preservation is dead...

and also on a different planet.

AAAWWW SNAP! THIRTY-FOUR YEARS AGO! HERE WE GO!!!!

“He didn’t need Shards to intimidate.” Nah, but I bet they help.

tbqh, it’s really, really weird to think of Dalinar fighting not in Shards.

excuse you, that horse did nothing to deserve that.

heheheheh, so much for your nose, bucko

Gooooddddd, Brandon writes battle so cinematically. I want to film this. Gaaaahhh

of...of course punk!Dalinar’s horse is named Fullnight. How deliciously extra of him.

“I tried to kill you!” “from a distance! Which shows remarkably good judgement!” DALINAR, PLEASE. 

Enthusiastic ultra-Gryffindor rambo Dalinar is hilarious

It’s been 50 pages, where’s Kaladin

Sadeas in YELLOW shardplate?? who is he?

Also, ngl, I’m a lil pissed that I still have to deal with Sadeas--even if it’s young, not-quite-so-vile Sadeas. Like......he’s dead! I shouldn’t have to put up with his slimy face anymore!

“What would we do without you?” “Lose.” What an asshole. What a dudebro. I hate how much I love him.

the Thrill concerns me, tbh.

I know that we know it is of Odium, but like. It Concerns me.

THAT WAS QUICK

THE EVERSTORM TURNAROUND??? THAT WAS DISTRESSINGLY QUICK?

I’m sad Dalinar doesn’t get a little spren buddy wandering around with him at all times, because, like. Stormfather. But like. spren buddy.

Now I’m trying to picture the vast and infinite Stormfather just flitting around Dalinar’s head in meetings and making faces at Syl across the table and laughing my ass off.

oh NO not her SAFEHAND

seriously, they. are. so. cute.

“Your stubborn refusal to get seduced is making me question my feminine wiles.” HAAAAHAHA OMG, DARLINGS PLEASE

also, Dalinar, omg, give it up already, bro.

I realize there are like...ecological and climatology implications of the Weepings stopping before they are supposed to, but I can’t help but be glad that Kaladin won’t be suffering for as long as he normally would with the seasonal depression...

WHAT! WAS! THE! BOON! ...unless this is the boon. Unless Dalinar asked for the Nightwatcher to take away the pain of losing his wife and instead she took away his wife... and his punishment is something else.

in which case WHAT! WAS! THE! PUNISHMENT!

“I’d let a confused dishwasher marry us.” I realized belatedly that she meant, like...a person who washes dishes. And not a machine that washes dishes that most people on earth have in their kitchens.

Also, Dalinar and Navani really need to please stop being so adorable, I’m SO HAPPY THEY’RE GETTIN MARRIED AND THE FRIKKIN STORMFATHER IS GONNA OFFICIATE THAT’S HILARIOUS I LOVE THEM

I LOVE THAT THE WEDDING IS LIKE... HIM AND NAVANI AND THE BOYS AND SHALLAN AND A FEW OTHER MINIONS. THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. I LOVE THIS

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DISLIKE

Bridge Four is too important for guard duty! They’re so important! They’ve come so far!!!! I LOVE THEM!!??

she just had a wedding dress just... lying around.

god I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!

...poor Elhokar. “if only we could keep up.” boy has no confidence and no chance to learn it.

NAVANI’S FRIKKIN GLORYSPREN OMG

“What does he remember that I cannot?” Uh...your other wife, my dude. I’m sure this has something to do with how your wife died.

AAHH. HERE HE IS!!!! THE BOY!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooooo. no, kaladin please. you didn’t fail. oh god, no, come on. don’t think like that.

I’m

aaahhhhh

“It felt wrong not to bear the symbol of Bridge Four.” AAAHHHHHHH

I’M

!!!!!!!!!

I’m JUST NOT OKAY

aahh, at least he was properly concerned about the Everstorm filling his spheres with...bad stuff? of some kind? I’m super glad that it didn’t, that it doesn’t, but like. At least he was concerned about it!

hello fronds, I love Syl a LOT

also: covered safehand, that’s hilarious. She’s a real grown up, now!

nooooooooooo

it can’t be all dead

they have to have

someone has to have been smart enough to get a large part of the town into shelter

Kaladin, your dad isn’t stupid, he would have. he would have tried.

(this would be way, way more distressing if I hadn’t been spoiled for the fact that Lirin and Hesina are alive...like...I’d probably be crying right now.)

“How often are you going to make me apologize for that?” Pfffft I mean.

HE GREW UP AND THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE HIM AND I’M

AAAHHH

“Are there wounded” and he just GOES because that’s where his dad would be and he just . goes. to his dad.

I’m crying?

THEY’RE CRYING I’M CRYING EVERYONE IS CRYING

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD AMARAM FUCKING TOLD THEM HE WAS DEAD AND I’M

THEY’RE

“MY SON IS ALIVE” YEAH HE IS AND HE’S AMAZING AND YOU’RE GONNA BE PROUD OF HIM OH

I’M

AAHHHHHH

I really hate Amaram. A lot.

his mom is a good. and she just keeps her hand on his shoulder like protectiveness and like reassurance that he’s still there and I’m. aaaAAAHH

“For now, he just wanted to be here with them.” GOOD. LET THE BOY REST. LET HIM EAT SOUP AND REST.

“The wrong-way highstorm” I mean...not wrong

“They never got to meet Captain Kaladin” aaAAHHH

I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS ABOUT INCARNATIONS OF HUMANS AND I’M

this is a lot

LIRIN OFFERING TO BUY THE WRIT OF SLAVERY IS A LOT I’M JUST

crying

“Perhaps it was time to stop letting the rain dictate his mood. He couldn’t banish the seed of darkness inside him, but Stormfather, he didn’t need to let it rule him either.”

I...have a lot of feelings about Kaladin.

And I have a lot of feelings about how Kaladin and his depression interact and about how he deals with it. And how he’s seen the worst in himself and promised to never let it get that bad again. And how he’s seen that even though it’s a part of himself that he has to keep fighting, keep dealing with, keep understanding, it doesn’t have to be the only thing in him, the only thing in his life, the only part of him that matters. He can have other parts, other important bits of him and his personality. He might always have bad days, but that doesn’t have to be the majority of them. Not if he chooses to be stronger, to try to get better. There’s always going to be depression, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be other things.

It took me a longass time to come to that same realization and I just...am really, really... proud of him? and of myself? and of anyone who has depression who thinks the same way we do? and though I’ve found it to be a smidge disconcerting to have your own personal thought processes spelled out on paper by someone who isn’t you, there’s a comfort in that...I’m not the only one who feels like this, who has these ideas, who makes these decisions about my depression.

Anyway, I really, really love Kaladin and I’m. emotional . and I’m. “He didn’t need to let it rule him either.” No. We don’t. We can deal.

ANYWAY I’M EMOTIONAL ABOUT KALADIN AND IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET, FIRE IS HOT, AND THE WORLD IS ROUND.

WAIT. Did Syl.....was she aiming for someone else? “distant yet demanding”. Who else...was she gonna bond with. before Kaladin? My first instinct is Tien, but that...doesn’t fit. One of his men? in his squad? Or before that, Hesina maybe? I’m? ...surely not Lirin...... he’s not. enough.

god, his first thought is that Adolin would be disappointed in fashion heheheheh I love these boys. becoming friends. maybe. hopefully.

KAL PUNCHING ROSHONE IS A++ 100% GRADE A GOOD SHIT

GOD BLESS

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

“That was for my friend Moash” I’M!!!!!!!!!!!! EMOTIONAL!!!! ABOUT MY BOYS!!! AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP!!!!! PERSISTING EVEN THOUGH BAD DECISIONS!!!!

Kaladin’s stubborn refusal to give up on people is. A Lot. EVeRYTHING IS A LOT. THIS IS A LOT

“and for the first time in a long, long while, he was happy with that person.” THAT’S CAUSE YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON THE BEST PERSON AAAHHH

SUMMONING SYL AND “ANY QUESTIONS” AND OHHH MY GOD. that shit’s hot. I’m. hhnnnggggggg

“until he had enough stormlight to fly home.” home. I mean, we knew that “home” wasn’t Hearthstone anymore, but. Dalinar is home. The warcamps, Urithuru. Bridge Four. I...I am so proud of how far Kaladin has come.

“I don’t like the idea of swinging you around, smashing you into things.” “Firstly, I don’t smash into things. I am an elegant and graceful weapon.” HI, I LOVE SYL A LOT

GET IT, LARAL

HECK YE

“That’s a girl I was never going to marry, no matter what happened.” “I like her.” “You would.” I LIKE HER TOO SHE’S STRONG AND CAPABEL AND DON’T NEED NO MAN. GET IT, GIIIRRLL!!!!

I love that Roshar has a Hippocratic oath equivalent. I also have mixed feelings on Lirin’s incredibly strict adherence to his Hippocratic oath equivalent. like..yeah, Do No Harm is one thing. But being self-righteous about it to the point of not wanting your son to fight evil monsters from the void? Take a chill pill, my dude.

NAVANI SPANREEDING HIM PERSONALLY IS A LOT

also, I really have strong feelings about Dalinar generally addressing Kaladin as “soldier” and the responding “Sir.” I know they had a long talk about chain of command, but it’s just. so satisfying that it’s still going.

“Send us a glyph each evening to know you are safe.” GOOD DAD IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS SON AND I’M EMOTIONAL

AAAHHHHH HIS VERY FIRST INSTINCT IS TO HOLD HIS BABY BROTHER I’M!!! KALADIN IS SO GOOD AND LOVING AND WONDERFUL!!!

guys, I don’t know if you know this about me, but I really love Kaladin.

guys, I don’t know if you know this about me, bUT I REALLY LOVE KALADIN.