silly batfam hc that at some point Bruce got so sick of the kids fighting over things that he just got all of them a bunch of stickers with their respective logos and went "if something is yours, put your logo on it so others will know. don't use anything that doesn't have your logo without permission." he regrets the choice ever since.
Tim: B please tell Jason that no, he cannot claim the entire bathroom in the left wing to himself
Bruce: Jay ??
Jason: What? My sticker is on it. It's the one with the good shower and now it's MINE
Tim: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
Alfred: Master Damian, please refrain from placing Robin stickers on my baking trays.
Damian: I don't expect you to understand my genius, Pennyworth. This ensures the cookies that you bake are mine every time.
Alfred, sighing: No.
Bruce: Why is there a Nightwing sticker on every single chandelier in the house?
Dick, grinning: Why do you think?
Bruce, head in hands: No, Tim, you can't put a Red Robin sticker on every computer in the house.
Tim: Okay, but why not? It's efficient if no one else uses them. I also put one on the 3rd shelf of the fridge. That's mine now.
Bruce: God what have I done
Bruce: Putting a sticker on the Batmobile will not convince me to let you drive it, Duke.
Duke: Aw man I was sure that'd work. Time to go put a sticker on the Batplane
Bruce: ???
Bruce: Jason, you have a Black Bat sticker on your back.
Jason: What? ...Oh, you have one too.
Tim: Everyone has one somewhere on them. Cass stuck them on without anyone noticing.
Dick, holding back tears: CASSSSSS
Cass: Mine.
Bruce: No, Stephanie, you cannot put a sticker on the entire kitchen and claim it as yours.
Steph: What if I put a sticker on all your wallets and credit cards
Bruce: No
Steph: Will all your money be mine???
Bruce: I already pay for everything you do
Steph: ANSWER THE QUESTION B
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zolu is maybe one of the easiest ships i've ever liked. they're dating, except when they're not, they're best friends even when they're kissing and they're still captain and first mate when they aren't. they hold hands, they hug. they have sex. they don't.
Luffy can hold Zoro's katanas and Zoro can hold Luffy's strawhat and no one bats an eye. one says "You're so cool!" and the other says "You're strong" and it's just another way to say "I see you, this is why I follow you/this is why I trust you". it's not seeing each other for a long time and still knowing how the other's steps sound like against wood and sand. the captain runs and the first mate follows. it's always "Zoro and the others" and "Where's Luffy?"
if they're just friends, if they're something more, if they don't have a label for it, at its core, it's just about how they get each other. they understand how the other's mind works. however you view them, it doesn't erase they fact that they love each other in a way they don't love other people.
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Things every Dick vs Tim Red Robin fallout gets wrong no matter who's side they take
1. They still loved each other
2. Dick went after Tim after Tim stormed out of the cave. He didn't just leave it at that
3. They didn't have 0 contact, Dick called Tim back to Gotham for Blackest Night. They weren't talking because Tim didn't want to talk
4. Alfred gave Damian the Robin costume initially without Dick's knowledge, and his first mission as Robin was saving Tim's life after he got beat up by Jason (again). He apparently left this mess for Dick to clean up, and I don't think anyone ever told Tim that's how Damian ended up with the mantle
5. Dick helped in the process of bringing Bruce back to the current time, Tim presented his evidence when he got home, and Dick checked it out and solved the time puzzle in Bruce's ancestral home. Tim didn't magically pop back with Bruce after doing everything by himself, it was a coordinated effort that involved the Justice League
6. Tim and Damian started to get along. Not during Red Robin, but during Batman: Gates of Gotham
7. They were both grieving, Dick just masked it better
8. Tim didn't feel like he could ask for help because he knew sounded insane (and was feeling/acting insane). He was doing one of those 'i push away everyone i love because i hate myself' things, which he also did to Steph (who he fired as Spoiler under god knows who's authority) and Cassie. Dick wasn't special in this treatment, and he can't force Tim to stay, so he trusted Tim's judgement and let him leave. It is a "Tim's a sad boy" comic, but he's also very much a part of causing his own problems
9. They still loved each other. They never stopped loving each other. They never hated one another. Both in this era asked the other "Do you trust me?" And the other replied "Yes" and did the thing they asked. *shakes everyone who's ever written about this* that's the whole point, it's about miscommunication, and being in a bad place, but having what you need where you started waiting for you the whole time
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