#with 0 public transit

[zorosdimples]

selfshippers: who is driving the car and who is the passenger princess in your relationship, and why?

[femboytrain]

I am still the silliest train driver :3

[waterfishlol0]

Doing my own little Tober thing im calling it Prompt-tober and im its just like 31 randomly generated prompts lol ill make a full list later this os day one cus om super late

[whoviandoodler]

some people need to understand the fact that attaining rights doesn't mean you have to exercise them (not in terms of politics and similar things, which is a different conversation, but in terms of being allowed to drive, or study in STEM, or get married, etc), and that a part of gaining equality is being allowed to live your life as you like and to make the choices you want to make because you HAVE them, and to not always have to strive to prove you deserve them at the cost of your well-being. you're not 'proving stereotypes' by doing what you love and what you think is right for you, you're not making the work your predecessors did meaningless and your choices don't prevent you from advocating for others to have the rights you personally don't want to exercise for whatever reason. honestly, there's no better way to flip off all the bigots of yesteryear and today than doing what fulfills you and makes you happy.

[dirt-mccracken]

Just found out my brother isn't going to make it in town at all this week so I really had no plans today but now it's no plans and also chug a bottle of wine

[smolselfshippingaxcycat]

mgnrhgfhgh we're already halfway thru the month and ive only done one artifght attack..

im owrking on another but oh gosh my fatigue is relentless i want cuddles from netzach 3:

[loverboybitch]

trying to be gentle and not so hard on myself...emerging from my chrysalis..the wings im growing are still very tender<3.//.

[pocket-deer-boy]

You see free public transit with comfortable transit hubs with lots of accessible comfortable seating is a good first step but we can go further than that. We can do all that and *also* provide free lunches so that public transit hubs become literally the chillest fucking places to hang out at with 0 necessity or expectation of spending any money while using public transit

[rabiosantologia]

⸻ 𖤓 | VEDIC ASTROLOGY MASTERLIST (Vol. 1)

→ Volume 2 | Volume 3 |

NAKSHATRA ASSOCIATIONS

NAKSHATRAS AND ANIMAL SYMBOLISM

NAKSHATRAS AND THEIR PLANETARY RULERS

RULING PLANETS OF THE NAKSHATRAS AND DEITIES

A MINI EXPLORATION OF YANG ABUNDANCE

YOUR PUBLIC LIFE VS YOUR PRIVATE LIFE: THE 10H–4H AXIS

10H LORD IN KETU NAKSHATRAS (ASHWINI, MAGHA, MULA)

10H LORD IN SUN NAKSHATRAS (KRITTIKA, UTTARA PHALGUNI, UTTARA ASHADHA)

10H LORD IN RAHU NAKSHATRAS (ARDRA, SWATI, SHATABHISHA)

10H LORD IN VENUS NAKSHATRAS (BHARANI, PURVA PHALGUNI, PURVA ASHADHA)

10H LORD IN MARS NAKSHATRAS (MRIGASHIRA, CHITRA, DHANISHTA)

10H: THE HOUSE OF PROJECTIONS, JEALOUSY, AND SOCIAL MEDIA

INDICATORS OF SUCCESS IN HIGHER EDUCATION

☾ | ALL ABOUT THE MOON/CANCER | ♋︎

MOON DOMINANT MEN: “DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS”

SUN NAKSHATRA MEN || MOON NAKSHATRA MEN

SUN NAKSHATRA MEN vs. MOON NAKSHATRA: MEN EDITION

JUPITER X MOON DOMINANT PEOPLE AND IMAGE AWARENESS • Initial intro notes: PT 1 | PT 2

THE 1H AND INSECURITY

WHY DOES MOON IN THE 6H GIVE THE NATIVE A LOT OF ENEMIES?

12H PLACEMENTS: THE HIDDEN, FEARS, AND ETC

CONNECTING WITH YOUR ANCESTORS USING ASTROLOGY

ANCESTRAL HEALING AND THE 4H

— BODY ASTROLOGY: PT 1 • PT 2 •

ALL ABOUT THE 8H

MOM (4H) & DAD (9H)

THE MYTHOLOGY OF RAHU AND KETU

RAHU & KETU

FINE LINE BETWEEN COMFORT AND CHALLENGE: A SUBCONSCIOUS APPROACH TO RAHU-KETU

THE MANIFESTATION OF RAHU (THE NORTH NODE) AND SATURN

THE ASTROLOGICAL IMPLICATIONS OF "LOOKALIKES" AND NAKSHATRA CHARACTERISTICS - THE DUALISTIC NATURE OF RAHU AND SHANI

SATURN IN THE HOUSES: 1H - 3H | 4H - 6H | 7H - 9H | 10H - 12H

THE FEMININITY OF SHANI (WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM PUSHYA)

THE ESOTERIC MEANING OF “DARK FEMININITY”

DARK FEMININE ENERGY (JYESTHA NAKSHATRA) + MERCURY RULED NAKSHATRAS

☸ THE BEAUTY OF: PUSHYA | UTTARA ASHADHA | UTTARA PHALGUNI | REVATI | ARDRA | MAGHA | UTTARA BHADRAPADA | HASTA | PUNARVASU | VISHAKHA / VISHAKHA: PART 2 | JYESHTA | SHATABHISHA

BEAUTY AND VEDIC ASTROLOGY

BEAUTY OF THE PLANETS

MOON NAKSHATRA WOMEN & STYLE

THE ASTROLOGICAL AND SPIRITUAL MEANING OF OUR HAIR

BEAUTY THROUGH ASTROLOGY: HAIR

⏳ | HOURGLASSES: VEDIC ASTROLOGY ANALYSIS

THE NAKSHATRAS OF THE MOST FAMOUS “DUMB” BLONDES/“BIMBOS”

MARS, EGO DEATH, AND “B*MBOFICATION”

» · BOMBSHELL: DHANISHTA NAKSHATRA

A BRIEF EXPLANATION OF A VANUS AND MARS CONJUNCTION IN THE NATAL (D1) CHART

YOUR LOVE STYLE: ANALYSIS OF YOUR VENUS NAKSHATRA

DOES THE NAVAMSA CHART AFFECT YOUR APPEARANCE? | THE SIGNIFICANCE OF YOUR D9 PLACEMENTS

MERCURY-DOMINANT WOMEN (ASHLESHA, JYESTHA, REVATI)

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR SURYA, CHANDRA, AND LAGNA - WHAT DETERMINES PLANETARY DOMINANCE THE MOST (A REVATI CASE STUDY)

SATURN NAKSHATRA WOMEN PLAYING CHARACTERS IN MASCULINE/MALE DOMINATED

SATURN NAKSHATRA WOMEN WITH RAHU/MOON NAKSHATRA MEN

KETU-DOMINANT WOMEN (ASHWINI, MAGHA, MULA) | PART 2

RAHU-DOMINANT WOMEN (ARDRA, SWATI, SHATABHISHA)

SUN-DOMINANT WOMEN (KRITTIKA, UTTARA PHALGUNI, UTTARA ASHADHA)

ASHWINI (0°00' - 13°20' ARIES) — SWATI (6°40' - 20°00' LIBRA) | ASHWINI NAKSHATRA

MERCURY NAKSHATRAS & MANIPULATION

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ALTERATIONS DURING ASTROLOGY TRANSITS

— VEDIC ASTROLOGY OBSERVATION (BASED ON SHOWS/FILMS): PART · 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 ||

PREDICTING YOUR SPOUSE USING VEDIC ASTROLOGY

YOUR DK PLANET & YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE: KIMYE CASE STUDY

DARAKARAKA PLANETS + HOUSES

WHERE WILL YOU MEET YOUR FUTURE PARTNER/SPOUSE

PLACEMENTS THAT MAY INDICATE WEIGHT FLUCTUATIONS OR EMOTIONAL EATER

ⓘ ASTRO OBSERVATIONS: RANDOM THINGS I LEARNED WHILE STUDYING VEDIC ASTROLOGY

JUPITER & NOTORIETY: VEDIC ASTROLOGY ANALYSIS

JUPITER INFLUENCE AMONG KOREAN ACTORS

PISCES INFLUENCE ON K-POP

⚈ THE DARK SIDE OF JUPITER

THE CURSE OF LIMITLESS EXPANSION: JUPITER'S SHADOW

JUPITER'S BOUNDLESSNESS: THE UNION OF GOOD & EVIL

JUPITER DOMINANT WOMEN & DADDY ISSUES

THE ASTROLOGY OF DOPPELGANGERS

[mapsontheweb]

European Nations by Corruption Perceptions Index(2023)

by Specific_Ad_685

Note :- Corruption Perceptions Index is a report released annually by Transparency International for generally Public Sector and Public Institutions based corruption.

It measures corruption on a scale of 0 to 100 with 0 meaning highly corrupt(basically fully corrupt) and 100 meaning no corruption and fully clean.

The CPI is calculated using 13 different data sources from 12 different institutions that capture perceptions of corruption within the past two years.

13 data sources were used to construct the Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI)

2023:

1. African Development Bank Country Policy and Institutional Assessment 2021 2. Bertelsmann Stiftung Sustainable Governance Indicators 2022 3. Bertelsmann Stiftung Transformation Index 2024 4. Economist Intelligence Unit Country Risk Service 2023 5. Freedom House Nations in Transit 2023 6. Global Insight Country Risk Ratings 2022 7. IMD World Competitiveness Center World Competitiveness Yearbook Executive Opinion Survey 2023 8.  Political and Economic Risk Consultancy Asian Intelligence 2023 9. The PRS Group International Country Risk Guide 2023 10. World Bank Country Policy and Institutional Assessment 2022 11.  World Economic Forum Executive Opinion Survey 2023 12. World Justice Project Rule of Law Index Expert Survey 2023 13.  Varieties of Democracy (V-Dem v. 13) 2023

[blorbocedes]

It's probably time to admit Nico's monaco based youtuber days are over 🥲

in 2023 he only posted 1 video, 8 months ago. In 2022, when he got his rimac his videos popped off among car enthusiasts with over a million views (he was the very first! that's where the monaco based youtuber headline came from lol) and he promised a bunch of stuff he was gonna film with it, like drag racing and 0-1s accelerations but he never did. nicotube was always a passion project, he never did ads or sponsors. in 2017/2018 he was using it to find his post f1 career footing, those videos were more car porn, driving around in fancy sportscars, vlogs of boats or even f1 race vlogs and recaps, starting his own karting team (which kimi antonelli raced in!), and finally dipping his toes into sustainability with greentech festival. he started doing one hour podcast sessions with f1 and then other notable figures, which really popped off during covid. also doing f1 simulator races of every track and talking about the best ways/corners to drive and optimise the track. even tracks he never drove, like he did the sim for Miami in 2022, but not vegas. f1 is ofc his childhood love, he talks about the sport and his career fondly but even that with his sky commentary duties he only attends like 5 races, and no more race vlogs or his driver rankings of the season.

these days, his most used social media is linkedin actually. he's big on tech, startups, and specifically sustainability. esp with Rosberg Philanthropies where he's funding scholarships to phd grads in Oxford who research in sustainability and environmentally friendly tech. so making videos of ferrari car porn doesn't really align with the brand unless it's to promote electric cars.

does that mean his YouTube channel is over? no. I wouldn't be surprised if he drops another video whenever he feels like it, but the olden days of a bunch of sleekly produced videos every other week are long gone. he's moved past it and gotten into other projects he cares about and knowing the rosbergs I wouldn't be surprised if he slowly transitions into more projects where he's not the public facing front of it anymore.

I loved nicotube. i probably wouldn't be as big of a fan if I hadn't discovered it because it allowed a glimpse into nico outside of f1 driver, outside of sky sports narrative, just nico rosberg the person who is genuine in his enthusiasm of explaining how car wings work, who is cringe and funny and endearing and embarrassing. there's some absolute gems there. I'm sad there won't be more but hey, people change and people grow. 🥹 nico especially f1 fandom at large likes to box into unchanging, fixed category, like he was f1 driver til 2016, then monaco youtuber from 2017-♾️, but that's not exactly true and I'm acknowledging one of the changes.

[catboybiologist]

Are you comfortable with questions about your journey to HRT?

Like, mentally how you took the leap of faith from femboy to needing something more / different. Asking for, uh, *a friend*, yeah 👀

Holy shit, this got long. This springboarded me into a massive writing about how my life influenced my personal gender philosophy, and is probably more than you bargained for. But I hope it's helpful in some way! I actually had a similar conversation recently with an NB, not on HRT friend of mine. What's the jump that makes you want to do HRT?

I don't think my experience parallels that of a lot of people's - everyone's is unique. But I do think there are good takeaways from my thoughts on this. Now that I have an Adderall prescription and my quarter is about to end, I've started writing some kind of more cited and developed essay or video essay, but that's random future stuff. This post itself is gonna be a little rambling, and a little personal. Sorry!

Vaguely, I think that the *push* to start HRT was a distinct force from tearing down the internal barriers associated with HRT, if that makes any sense. For many people, I think they have some sense of a mild preference of the gender they would "want" to be, but it doesn't bother them enough to actually break down the barriers to transition. For me, breaking those barriers, both internal and external, was as important as the motivations to transition themselves.

One of the major barriers in people's heads, often without them realizing it, is some kind of inherent belief in the "sanctity" of their body. For many people, "permanent changes" are terrifying, "unnatural", and even if they don't have medical risks, intrinsically *feel* like a medical risk they're taking on some level. It's an offshoot of purity culture in a weird way- it's the same root as a fear of psychiatric medicine making you "not you". Much of this is intrinsically religious, but a lot is actually not. I had a little bit of this growing up. Being raised atheist certainly helped in this regard, even though it was still a queerphobic slavic atheism.

The tiny bit of this I did have was sanctity of my mind, which internally, I still viewed as a separate entity from my body. This was 100% incited by crushing academic pressure, which influenced how I think and my own morality in a lot of unexpected ways. I grew up in a kind of infamously high pressure education area. It sounds unrelated, but it's really not. My mind, academics, and thinking kind of got put on a pedestal on my mind. My personal image of myself was basically a detached orb of thoughts and public speaking. I had 0 connection to my body. But since my mind was everything, both psychiatric medication and HRT were these vile things that could alter how I think and my mood! Gasp!

The final, crushing blow to both of these mentalities was studying biology. And WOW there's so much I could say about how studying biology has influenced how I think about this idea, which I want to talk about a lot more outside of the scope of just a tumblr post. But to summarize- it's not even about finding a biological "reason" for transness. It's about how I saw a living thing as a detailed, dynamic, intricate, constantly changing system that is as much a function of its environment as it is any intrinsic factors. And this includes the mind. So since I'm a shambling mass of chemicals anyways..... Why not be a shambling mass of slightly different chemicals?

The "detached orb" image isn't entirely accurate, though. Because, from an early age, I did have a self image that made me happy. And it was a female one. I shoved this deeply out of my mind in shame, leaving behind the "orb". This was my "push", as I called it before. In addition to a weird separation between my mind and my body, an additional factor contributed to my detachment- a growing distress around developing male traits during puberty, which coincided in the worst ways with academic pressure during teen and preteen years. Looking back, I now recognize this as dysphoria. I don't think my dysphoria was ever as extreme as many other people. But this is why I'm emphasizing taking down barriers as much as the weight of dysphoria itself. It has always been easy to distract from my dysphoria, but it's always been my "resting state" without realizing it.

Linked a bit to the second point is also how I felt shame about exploring any aspect of my life other than academic and professional achievement. Being raised in a high pressure environment means that any exploration of my queer identity felt like a distraction from the "real" things I should be focusing on. The final thing that tore this down, which I don't recommend for ANYONE, was an almost traumatic set of events during the pandemic/my masters degree that made me have a wake up call. I wasn't structuring anything in my life for my own happiness. Going through that made me realize I was going to continue being miserable unless I changed that. So... I started taking the idea of transitioning to actually work on my happiness very seriously.

Being a femboy was actually how I tried to reconcile these things in my head. It was my attempt to "compartmentalize"- allow myself to gently indulge in gender nonconformity and the happiness associated with it, while still not making the "commitment" to fully transition. It helps that most of my existence as a femboy was crossdressing during the height of the pandemic- spending hours on analysis and writing while living alone during my MS, wearing femme outfits while I did it. And of course, taking pics to kick off this whole online persona. I also kind of liked the idea of cis gender nonconformity as a concept, and still do. I love how femboys fuck with gender, and I wanted a slice of that for myself. It wasn't enough long term, and my new commitment to happiness overcame my desire to compartmentalize.

The final barriers were practical. By the end of my masters in 2022, I knew I wanted to transition, I just needed to get my social and financial shit together. Cue moving to my PhD university, becoming active in the queer community here, having an accepting professional environment... and yeah. Here I am. Still gotta socially transition outside of my queer circles, but now, I even have a plan for that. I still got a long way to go, but for the first time, I feel like I'm going in the right direction. And I'm very, very happy.

A lot of this is not applicable to everyone. It's mostly my personal experience. But if there is one thing that I think should apply to everyone here, it's this: kill bioessentialism in your mind. Kill the concept of complete sanctity of your mind and body. Break the barriers and then let yourself move freely across the new landscape you've opened up. At the very least, you'll come out with a more healthy relationship with your cis identity. And at best, you'll find a new part of you that needed to be found.

The other thing I think is broadly applicable is this: when initially figuring things out, stop thinking about what you "are", and start thinking about what you want. Would it make you happy to grow breasts, curves, have a femme face, estrogen regulated emotions, and other transfemme HRT changes? Because those are the actual, physical effects of HRT. If the answer is yes, start it. There's no reason not to. Your identity can come later. You deserve to be happy *for the explicit purpose of being happy*. You don't need to validate that desire through some other random factor.

This got WAAAYYYY too long, but if you have any questions, please, please ask!!!!

[botanicalsword]

What does your Solar Return Chart look like?

I just wanted to check in and jot down some personal observations notes for my Solar Return chart.

How are you feeling so far? ♡

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Instagram : @le.sinex

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Self-love is a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance. Embrace the process and be kind to yourself.

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Venus in 1H - I used to place a strong focus on my appearance, constantly checking myself in the mirror. However, this was not due to an obsession with my own body. Instead, I checked for any transformative changes in order to feel more confident and beautiful.

North Node in 1H - Improve overall well-being and learning to love and accept yourself for who you are. By focusing on your own personal growth and development, you can cultivate a sense of self-love that will radiate outwards and positively impact all areas of your life.

Jupiter in 6H - I was making a career change or upgrading my skills, I aim to learn new things and challenge myself. Seeking out mentors can provide valuable guidance and support as I navigate my new career path.

Sun in 12H - Personality transitions: I have been craving more knowledge and wisdom from books and online resources. However, I feel that there is not enough time to absorb all of this knowledge. As a result, I am searching for more channels to obtain the information I seek.

Moon in 1H - I was in a state of longing for something new and exciting to come into my life; a desire for recognition and the opportunity to make a name for myself. I had been feeling restless and unsure for a while, but determined to make a change. I was craving something different and wanted to reach my goals, but wasn't sure how.

Chiron in 12H - I was struggling with substance abuse, which had been affecting my daily life for quite some time. I knew that I needed to seek help for my mental health issues, which were related to trauma that I had experienced in the past. I understood that this was going to be a challenging journey, but I was determined to take the necessary steps to improve my well-being.

12H stellium - I stayed in a lot and enjoyed my own solitude, detoxing from social media and even taking a break from my network connections. Read a lot of spiritually oriented and self-help books.

Moon in 12H - My depression was a terrifying experience. I felt trapped in hopelessness and despair. The sadness and emptiness were unrelenting, and there was no light at the end of the tunnel. Coping was a struggle, and at times, the darkness consumed me. It was difficult, but I am grateful for the lessons and strength gained.

Pluto in 10H - Struggle to work: too much distractions When become interested in learning about a subject or a new way of organizing information, may experience an intense focus and drive to learn.

Saturn/Moon aspect - I was more sensitive to feedback from teachers or people you admire and respect. I attempted to draw a line to limit myself.

Venus/Saturn aspect - I need to reevaluate my core values in order to better determine how to invest my time and energy in others, including potentially cutting off unnecessary relationships.

Ascendent in Libra - delighted to be surrounded by friends who respect each other's personal space, which makes for a great social circle.

North node/MC aspect - I was experiencing some difficulties with working on publicity and reputation. My lack of experience is making it difficult to develop an effective strategy for promoting my brand and building a positive reputation.

Mars trine moon - experiencing positive outcomes and making progress towards your goals - have the added benefit of feeling emotionally supported by the important people in your life such as friends, family, and colleagues.

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This is just my personal take from what I've seen and been through.

Masterlist @botanicalsword

[son1c]

fibula's main character flaw isn't that he's working for eggman or that he's mean it's that he's 2000% against public transit. the man hates it he wants it eradicated. it's too wishy-washy and too mismanaged and too dangerous. it's not because he's traumatized from being killed by a bus don't be ridiculous. no dude seriously it's not that he's afraid of it or anything he just thinks it's lame and swagless. which is why eggman's mission to privatize everything kinda vibes with him cuz i mean if it's all automated and perfected then the chances of him ever seeing a shitty metro bus again are basically 0. and well he can't argue with that

[dr4kenlvr]

𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 !!

feat. mikey sano, draken, baji keisuke, chifuyu matsuno, mitsuya takashi (reader is mentioned here and there too!) - crack/humour/fluff (1.2k+)

nana's note: can toman boys drive cars?? no keep reading to find out about the boys and their driving habits!! spoiler alert: in no way should you drive like them please don't listen to this post LMAO

MIKEY

to mikey, the written test wasn't too bad—he went in, sat in his little cubicle, and got through the questionnaire without too much issue

dude couldn't lie though, he was sweating bullets at the demerit point questions FR

but of course, mikey boasts to everyone (especially baji but we'll get to that later) about his success, and is very excited to hit the road

didn't realize just how small being behind a car wheel feels until he sits and needs to bump the seat up a few notches LMAO

baji teases him: "you need heels on to reach the pedals, too? HAHHAHA"

is constantly driving with an :0 expression

"oh my god, the car is moving ken, im making the car move—ken, look!"

"yes mikey, your foot is on the gas pedal."

cheers when he does a left turn successfully, because fuck are those a pain in the ass sometimes

sometimes forgets to signal, and has been flipped off a few times for almost crashing in front of the car behind him

"oops!"

mikey absolutely has a snack stash in his trunk too—it's filled, and always being refilled, with sweets, savoury treats, and drinks

"y/n, could you grab me a bag of chips please? any flavour!" he yells from the front

???? what ????—you crane your head back to a fucking kitchen of snacks like it's normal for anyone to have that much

occasionally gets extremely tired at the wheel, and shuts his eyes for two seconds at a red light

it's either a honk waking him up or ken profusively cursing at him

"oops!" x2

DRAKEN

now i don't wanna be bias (user dr4kenlvr, am i right), but ken is probably the second best driver on this list

written test wise, he passed on the first try

wasn't too difficult, and the lady at the desk even congratulated him with a warm smile, to which he happily returned

he got use to the mechanisms of the car pretty quickly

all of these gears and switches were like second nature to him, considering how much he works with motorbikes on the regular

likes to play music as he drives, it varies depending on the time of day it is

nice r&b on a night drive is always his favourite though

once draken gets really comfortable with the wheel, he'll have an arm hanging out the window

heavenly sigh—he looks really good <3

never drove alone with just his G1, despite his delinquent reputation

good job ken!!

one thing though: he has an oddly high level of road rage LMFAOOO

draken thinks it's probably because he's in a car—surrounded by 4 walls—rather than being out in the open like on a bike

people can't hear him curse the living hell out of them with the windows up so...

"what the FUCK, ASSHOLE?—CAN'T SEE I'M TRYNA FUCKIN' PASS?"

"SIGNAL NEXT TIME, YOU BITCH."

"ARGHHH—QUIT YOUR HONKING YOU DICK! I HEAR 'YA"

"WHY IS THIS GUY UP MY FUCKING ASS."

yeah, he gets loud LMAOO and vulgar

with his viens popping out and shit, he probably looks crazy if you pull up next to him in the adjacent lane

just don't look over, you'll be okay

HELP

same ken

BAJI

this mf spent months studying for the written test

he was extremely keen on doing well too, because he wanted the luxury of being able to finally drive a car

baji also wanted to be able to drive his mother to and from work, so that she "wouldn't have to take public transit all the time"

love you keisuke

created study nights with chifuyu, where the boys would quiz each other on repetitive shit like signs

"okay, what's this one?"

"uhh.. there's like a merry-go-round ahead?"

"wha—? d'you mean a ROUNDABOUT???"

he had the right spirit, so chifuyu gave him a point either way AHSDHDSHF

time rolled around and baji declared him finally ready to take on the test and..

...he passed!! yay keisuke !!!

dude wanted to explode from the sheer relief, he literally picked you up and spun you around 18 times out of happiness

BUT THIS MF ON THE ROAD IS SO FUCKING WILD—he's good with the wheel, but like there's always something going on in his car

you could get whiplash by how fast he goes sometimes

he doesn't even mean to

50 maximum but he's going 80

"YOU'RE GONNA GET PULLED OVER OR KILL SOMEONE, KEI' SLOW DOWN."

"oH—FUCK, SORRY! sorry!"

also is a huge multitasker - and isn't too shabby at it

he could be calling someone via bluetooth speaker, while eating, while scratching his back, while signalling into the right lane ALL AT ONCE

miraculous how he doesn't have even a scratch or dent yet to be honest

idk man, just make sure you have your seatbelt on at all times, kay'?

CHIFUYU

i think he gets a little too excited every time he gets behind the wheel

like hes giggling with every lane change or right turn

literally fucking SCREAMS when he sees a cat walk on the road

"NOOOOOOOOOOO—"

"chifuyu, it's fine! it walked back. K-KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!"

has a cushion specifically for peke j in the back seat where no one can sit or move it to sit

"ahh no. that's peke j's spot, you can sit in the trunk or something."

baji: "are you fucking kidding me."

LMAO

speaking of peke j, he has a component in his trunk filled with toys and cat food for him

it's honestly really sweet, how much he cares and cherishes his little cat

you can't find the heart to be too angry with him when you find cat fur stuck to the seats

i think chifuyu has a lot of fucking fast food garbage in his car too

his mom (and you) is always up his ass about it:

"CLEAN YOUR DAMN GARBAGE MATSUNO. THIS IS A CAR, NOT A LANDFILL."

like, you would sit in the passenger seat and at your feet there's just wrappers and straws and shit

you look at him with a look that just speaks volumes of "really?"

and he's all (｡╹ω╹｡)

it's an honest mistake <3

MITSUYA

oh god—the most responsible driver out of his friends by FAR

he is so so happy when he passes, because he is able to get things done quicker with a car than by walking

dropping/picking up his sisters from school, escorting his mother to places, getting groceries, visiting his friends, just about everything in his life is made 10x easier and faster

mitsuya's car ALWAYS smells good

he's always got a new car freshener hooked onto his rearview mirror when the scent runs out

his favourite is lavender <3 and his sisters like the fruity ones but they make his and your's nose tickle

DRIVES WITH ONE HAND ON YOUR KNEE !!!!!

and he does that fucking cute side smile when he talks to you but also needs to pay attention to the road

AHHH <3

LOVES to bring his sisters on drives around the neighbourhood once he gets his full license

plays their favourite songs and sings out loud with them

it'll be cartoon openings and disney soundtracks but he doesn't mind

not when the grin on your's and his sister's faces are so bright and genuine

omfg - picnics where you two set up food in the trunk and watch luna and mana play at the playground

and they rush over when they're hungry to eat and rest

HOW FUCKING CUTE AND PERFECT

MITSUYA TAKASHI IS PERFECT

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how come I get served ads for fleshlights every time I open this godforsaken app and then I scroll 2 posts down from the video ad displaying a sex toy being used on a piece of corn to an entirely sfw post that has been flagged mature because it mentioned that trans women exist. which like obviously would be terrible moderating practices regardless, but is made all the more insulting by the implication that a video advertising a sex toy by demonstrating it on a vegetable is somehow less sexually explicit than a comic featuring a trans girl catching public transit and thinking about being trans. actually unreal it is obscene not only to double and triple commit to transmisogyistic moderating when whoever is doing the ad approvals (IF a human even looked at them, which I doubt) is like yeah show them the corn fleshlight ad. I can't open this app in public for fear of being blasted by this fucking ad please for the love of god I can't look at this piece of corn being lubed up any longer. I'm not tagging this post or putting a warning/label on it bc staff put 0 warnings FOR ME when I opened this app on the train this morning I mean jesus christ it wasn't even 9am yet. fuck!