Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:
Feed your homunculus
Recast your wards
Drain all your old potions into the sewer system
Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now
Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure
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SEHUN ‘ Slytherin ‘ DRACO MALFOY AESTHETICS for @ladyyblue
“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”
“Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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reblog to cause the goblin wizard to manifest and throw sage in the room of the user you reblogged
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two bros (wizards) chillin’ (pondering the orb) in a hot tub (my wizard tower) five feet apart (kissing) ‘cuz we’re not gay (because we’re gay)
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Hastily sketched out concept for Lori's part time market stall shop thingy where they sell the things that they carve back at his workshop (mostly wooden kitchenware but other things too), i wanna digitalize it and do actual line-art and colour it when i have the time to
Plus another Lori (with waaay too tiny front mouth pincers for my own liking) and more refined/less messy doodles of the 2 other bug ppl shown in the first pic
Aaaaand one last Lori for good measure :>
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U know what id do if i was a fancy pants wizard with my own wizard tower and the ability to take on apprentices?
Id teach them basic shit like Teleport and. Then have them teleport to the nearest sea/ocean and have them gather saltwater, boil that shit down into salt, and sell that everywhere.
Id be a salt god wizard
The saltiest wizard that ever been seen
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if you're here from Twitter, please know that you will have to pay every wizard on this site as much as they request.
our request is $100.
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A Quiz For The Wizardly Inclined: Build a Wizard Tower & Get A Housewarming Gift
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Adding wizard to the front of a word makes it at least 48 percent funnier. Wizard sex. Wizard gun. Wizard boobs. Wizard weed.
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Thinking about Aeor and the Somnovem in light of Calamity. The Somnovem were quarantined away from the rest of Aeor, denied access to certain sources of components and knowledge. They were also described as mystics.
If there's one thing a wizard hates, its when something can't be explained. I wonder if the Somnovem, the Nine Sleepers, were isolated from the rest if the city in part because they couldn't, or wouldn't, explain what exactly they were doing (or wanted to do) in equations and numbers.
And we see how well that turned out. The dreaming city where all dreams are one dream and the whole body is (eurgh) literally one body became a nightmare. Even the Somnovem themselves lost their individual forms and ended up fixed in specific repetitive thought patterns centered around more intense versions of their desires and philosophies. Wizard hubris is quite the thing but surely they should have been able to shield the city from the formless-ness of the Astral Sea? Surely they should have been able to see that nine minds that eagerly engaged in debate and undoubtedly had interpersonal conflict in a place built on intention could cause trouble?
Except they never showed their work. They were a bunch of philosophers who refused or were unable to use the scientific method with their grand experiment and they didn't write down their arrays dammit because the Sea is formless, maybe imposing form on dreams wouldn't give them the power to make things happen based only on imagination.
Who knows if its true but can you imagine how wild that might sound to a society of other wizards? Especially when you have dangerous stuff like the time traveling circles and the god killing weapons lying around. And you're at war. And these people think they can literally just imagine what they want to happen? (And of course Wish is a thing, so you can, but also as a 9th level spell its heresy right?) So what if they're right? Better to just keep them away from the dangerous stuff until they decide to do magic with math and runes like normal people.
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You know how a lot of wizard stuff is like, necromancy, pyromancy etc? I think there should be wizard school of Fancyschmancy. You have a lil bowtie now 😊
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