#wizard thoughts

[softandwigglybones]

*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*

Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,

[oldwizardyaoi]

“you wear fine things well” 🤝 “in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”

being the most romantic and loving lines i’ve ever heard in my entire life

[pnf404wizardposting]

Yes. YES

Cellphone Reception Achieved

[arcanevolcano]

PSA: My deep, penetrating stare is not for you. I'm just daydreaming about Wizard101.

[loveaetingkids]

Based on @hummingbird-hunter poetry:

You say you love us,but it doesn’t feel that way.You say we can tell all our fears,yet you dismiss them.You say we are free to express our thoughts,yet you scream at us for questioning you.You say you love us no matter what,yet you look at our bodies with hidden disgust.You say you are better then your predecessors,because they didn’t look out for you,yet you stalk us like a hungry wolf in fear that we’ll go out of line.

You created all those unspoken rules by hanging them on the walls, putting them in  the vases,on shelfs,as souvenirs.We walk around them,touch them and breath them in.They all remind us of you,of a house you created to close the pit where all your fears are hidden.

One day,we will tear down the paintings from the walls, break the vases and shelves: we will shake the walls and the floor, and you will fall into your pit.

Then,we will finally rest.

[inhersepulchrebythesea]

I had Bee and Puppycat on in the background while I was cleaning today, and I think it just made me really sad.

Really sad because I don't live in this cute, whimsical world where I can work odd jobs to make rent.

Also really sad I can't fall in love with a non-binary wizard.

[saschacantrip]

Wizards will say “be yourself” and then cast Dominate Person on you.

[devorjiac]

mmmmmmmm wizard weed

[lamewizardsblog]

[ambilavent-wizard-blog]

[adolfo-the-wizard]

[softandwigglybones]

Actually, wizards should be allowed to cast any spells they like

[wizardfemme]

if I had a penny for every time I've had chocolate milk today I'd only have 2 pennies but it's nice that it happened twice

[passerine-parable]

Listen—

don’t fear your local eldritch gods

Support them.

They need friendship.

They need food.

they need people to listen.

[loveaetingkids]

Bro I don’t wanna spoil anything but *predicts the end of civilization*

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

Any spell can be a combat spell if you cast it right, for example fire ball may seem like a fairly harmless spell but you can use it to blind opponents.