#worm post

[smolwormadventures]

“Went to pick up Uncle from his friends house and I’m pretty sure this guy wanted to sell us the Devil’s Lettuce…

He kept trying to get us to come closer. We did not. Even with Atticus’ height the guy persisted.”

[wormsin]

ughhhhh do I feel like dogshit when I'm not consistently writing or making art because I am just not having a continuous cognitive experience??? :/ dissociative disorder ass motherfucker. if I get a consistent writing routine it is over for you bitches.

[keko--jones]

Angry caterpillar 🐛

[barghest-land]

i always forget to post my sketches from paleostreams, time to post lots of creatures!! some drawings are new, some old :)

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[apollos-boyfriend]

if i was a streamer and someone asked me about my gender identity/sexuality i would just say that i’m queer and that’s all they need to know BUT i would be willing to reveal one (1) label if we hit subgoal by the end of the stream

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Mole Interest

*Snufflethudgethurgsnorgesnuffle* Move aside, vanilla extract. Mole interest, comin' through. Thanks to all the mole artists and especially to @sabertoothwalrus for the fun little enrichment to our enclosures this week. Let's dig into it!

@aces-and-anime:

@catadromously:

@chicken-mc-nuggets:

@esther-jester:

@frippp:

@tumblestones:

@leftysage:

@nqsoa:

@electricpez:

@guardianspirits13:

@m1lk-ch3rry:

@hyperkittyjkat:

@nathanielthecurious:

@doctorbunny:

@sleepingjuliette:

@cottelini:

@jaz-stories:

@teoceearts:

@possumofthedead:

@neosatsuma:

[cozylittleartblog]

autism shrimp man (i love him)

[bruciemilf]

Bruce who accidentally parents his rogues because the mom syndrome is starting to take deep roots.

He threatens Harvey with no dessert if he keeps escaping from Arkham, and blushes bright under the cowl when the man's mouth splits In a teasing, switchblade smirk, " Is that code for something else, doll?"

Harley insists on kicking his seat everytime he arrests her, " I will turn this car around!"

"To where! Also, I'm pretty sure this is just a Tesla with fancy gadgets and an emo makeover."

"You take that back, missy--"

Selina has to sit through 3 hours of " our generation doesn't know what real music is" speeches until she finally cracks and chokes him with her whip

Martinez will never forget the day Batman grabs Riddler by the scruff of his neck and holds him like a misbehaving cat, " What do we say when we flood the city?"

"Sorry."

"That's right. Now go to your cell for reflection time."

Don't misunderstand, he's like that with the league, too. Bruce gives Billy a juice box for not obliterating an enemy to bits and he almost gets lasered.

[theveryworstthing]

Vermes pt 3: Queen Mud, a hydra deciding, an above-ground traveler, and a strange sage.

[smolwormadventures]

“Uncle Potato Chip sends an update about his friend that had the surgery awhile back. Apparently, they’re both up to their shenanigans.”

“A day in the life of an office worm. I quote Uncle Potato Chip. He says he does a lot of typing on his slow days. His friend is in the desk next to him.”

“Uncle Potato Chip, who took the photos, said you gotta do it to them.”

“The joke was Uncle Potato Chip’s friend told him he was looking mighty tasty.”

“Uncle Potato Chip says this is where they keep the cryogenically frozen heads of their past bosses.”

“They had a nice potluck at work yesterday. Probably for the holidays. Uncle Potato Chip said the crockpot dish above wasn’t the greatest. Edible, but not the greatest.”

“I don’t remember what Uncle Potato Chip said his friend’s name was. I don’t think he ever mentions his friends by name in texts, but I think he once said over the phone this one’s name is Tango? I can’t remember.”

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[fence-time]

Willy the worm, how I miss thee…

[sylphoxide]

YOU LIED TO US

[worm-on-a-blog]

woahh 2024! cheers!

happy new year. worms are rooting for you to have your best year yet.

[1pcii]

if Zoro asked Luffy 'would you still love me if I was a worm?' Luffy would be vibrating out of his skin with excitement detailing how he would take care of Zoro and build him a special little enclosure and make him little swords out of sticks so he can still achieve his dream of being the world's greatest swordsworm and feed him worm sized portions of meat and booze everyday and carry him around everywhere so they can still do everything together.

he also delightfully rambles about how he could be a worm also and they'd go on worm adventures together and make friends with all sorts of other bugs and how much fun they'd have.

edit: there's fanart for this scenario now! show it lots of love it's absolutely adorable!!!