stawpny · 1 year ago
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GUYS I AM BEGGING YOU
SOMEONE DRAW NEW YORK IN THE 1989 ERAS TOUR OUTFIT OR THE REPUTATION ONE
PLEASE I WOULD LITERALLY COMBUST AT THE SEAMS
AUGHHH
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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anyways, ik a lot of ppl go on here and see when I post, hoping it’s headcannons and I just disappoint them
so here’s some hc’s for u children
ny and the south edition! (pls I don’t know much about the south so don’t kill me 😭 I’m a new yorker)
(the quotes with names on it are southerners communicating with NY or whoever else u want, but more specifically NY)
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- NC and SC always force NY or any other state who would hate it to sing and/or play the banjo when singing a song at a campfire. Even if they suck at singing or playing the banjo!!!
-speaking of campfires, I believe that the states usually have fires every Summer and Autumn. most get together and sing songs and stuff (u can use this idea if u want)
-New York was forced by Gov to make sure a southern party didn’t go terribly. He stood by the door while Texas wouldn’t leave him alone. He stole Texas’ hat when they all passed out, drunk and still has it to date.
-as (maybe) stated before, York plays a lot of instruments, and sometimes they force him to play the acoustic guitar, harmonica, banjo, electric guitar, etc. The NE makes fun of him for it.
-acts gay especially in front of the south just to make them pissed. he’ll flirt with them and make them uncomfortable with the high amount of gay in the room with them. Florida just goes along with it, laughing and pointing at all the southerners that turn away out of embarrassment.
-made fun of Texas and California when they were outlaws and they just joined the union. “I’m tha toughest cowboy ya will ever meet!” “Mhm.” “DONT JUS’ HUM AT ME!!” >:( -Texas
-They know better than to mess with a northerner. Texas doesn’t though, he’s just stupid. York punched him once and he swore he saw him crying to Virginia after.
-has bit many southerners, does not regret it
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-“Gimme yer best ‘yeehaw’” “yeehaw..” “Ya can do better than that! I’ve heard ya yell at Jersey.” “yeehaw.” “York, I swear-“ “YEE- FUCKIN’ HAW!”-Texas
-“just add some ol’ bay, it’ll make it taste better.” “No it fuckin’ won’t. Keep that shit away from my brownies.”- Maryland
-played poker against Texas, won and almost got shot by him. (Sore loser)
-“what are yous gonna start growlin’?” “GRRRRR-” -Kentucky
-“nah yer good ‘ere.” “Yous are ontop of me. I dunno if I should feel turned on or uncomfortable..” -Georgia
-“off-brand me.” “southerner you, which makes better.” -also Georgia (Empire State and Empire State of the south)
- “who made you this way..?” “The man yer datin’, Y’know, Mass’.” “He would never-“ “Gin, yous even know the answer to this question, it’s an obvious yes.” -Virginia
-“get rid’a the car at this point.” “Hey! I spent my life savin’s on ol’ reliable ‘ere! I ain’t gettin’ rid o’ her if she jus’ has a leak!” “Life savin’s? Jesus, what’s wrong wit’ yous?” - Tennessee
-“ that’s ‘cause Sippi’ wants a sip of that dick.” “WHAT. I ain’t gay!” *crickets* “GUYS PLEASE-“ -Mississippi
-“are yous happy to live in this shithole?” “Hey! I work hard to make this house a home!” “Work harder next time. This looks like if a hillbilly came in ‘ere trashed the place. Y’know, that makes sense knowin’ that yous idiots live ‘ere.” *walks away* “HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” -Alabama
- “I HATE YOU!” “NUH UH! I HATE YOU MORE!” “‘nuh uh’ really proves yer point, north.” -NC & SC
- “Mais sha, ya really know how shade the south, huh?” “I’ve had enough of all of yous and I’ve seen ya at yer highest and lowest, so I know what will make yous cry later.” “Uh huh, do me then.” “Nah. Don’ get me wrong, yer barely tolerable, but ya don’ get one.” - Louisiana
(loui was upset later bc he didn’t get one 😭)
-“I swear, ya say anythin’ about me bein’ in ‘misery’ then I’m gonna-“ “Nah, I don’ care ‘bout that. What I do care about is why you like mules better than horses. Isn’t that like the whole southerner thing? Horses and idiots with hats?” -Missouri
-“are yous even apart of the south, or are you like the West Virginia of Kansas?” “JESUS IS GONNA NEED TO BLESS YER ASS SOON, WHAT THE HELL DID YA JUS’ SAY TO ME?!” “I’m Jewish.” -Arkansas
-“yer mid-atlantic, but I understand why ya don’ go to family dinnahs wit’ the Northeast. If I had an excuse, I would use it too.” “You guys are scary up there, I’m shocked you still go to those things. In the ‘contract’ they said they were optional.” “FUCKIN’ OPTIONAL?!” -Delaware
-“I will eat your face.” “Uh huh.” “PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!” “Uh huh.” “AAAAAAAAA-“- Florida
could u tell I got lazy at the end?
anyway, I hope you liked
I spent so long on the quotes, trying to come up with a good one was the hardest part.
and I know half of them are reaaally bad 😭
augh
I have no clue what to do for the next chapter of a fic
but anyways, ily guys
<3
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fandomgeeknerd · 2 years ago
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southern states aesthetic moodboards as created by me
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Arkansas- i used arcadecore, analog horror and art academia. diamonds were discovered in Arkansas, hot springs has an alligator farm hence the alligator picture, and i just think Arkansas would watch analog horror
Virgina- i used old webcore and webcore for the fact that Virgina was given the title home of the internet and the heart is for the campaign Virginia Is for Lovers and the one mermaid tail pic is for the mermaids of Norfolk
West Virgina- i used crowcore and cryptidcore and west Virgina gave us Mother's Day so hence the picture
South Carolina- sc is the golf Captial, sweet tea was invented in sc and sc has produced more peaches than Goergia and i used Green Academia and frogcore
Delaware- half of Delaware's population is chickens, and it's the home of many like m a n y horseshoe crabs and there's an aesthetic called Coastal Grandmother and i put that in as well as earthcore
Oklahoma- the shopping cart was invented in oklahoma and oklahoma is the only state that produces iodine, and the aesthetics i use are urban fantasy and analog horror the pictures are from omega mart, local58 and boisvert
North Carolina- nc produces a lot of Christmas trees, Blackbeard frequented nc, and nc is obsessed with cheerwine and i used light academia and golden hour
Alabama- Alabama was the first state to declare Christmas a legal holiday, Alabama was actually the first place to celebrate Mardi Gras and Dotham Alabama is the Peanut Capital of the World, the aesthetics i used are goblin academia and red and blue academia
Kentucky- Kentucky is one of the few places in the world where you can spot a moonbow, and Ninety-five percent of all bourbon is produced in Kentucky and the aesthetics i have put here are soft indie and spacecore
Tennessee- Nashville, Tennessee is Nicknamed Music City, Tennessee is the birthplace of the tow truck, Coca-Cola owes much of its success to Tennessee and the aesthetics i used Honeycore and Hauntology
Mississippi- After casinos were legalized in Mississippi in 1990, the state underwent a small boom, teddy bear was coined in Mississippi, and blues music was born in the Mississippi Delta, and the aesthetics i used are vaporwave and Synthwave
Georgia- there are about 4 dozen varieties of peaches from Georgia, Georgia outranks other states in the production of Vidalia onions, Coca-Cola was invented in Atlanta, Georgia, the aesthetics i used were pastel and peach
Louisiana- The first opera ever performed in the U.S. took place in the French Quarter of New Orleans in 1796, Louisiana's one of America's greatest salt producers, Louisiana is known as the birthplace of jazz. i used Autumncore and i put a pelican to ref the nickname and Mardi Gras beads
Texas- Texas Is Among US’s Top 5 Wine Country, Dr. Pepper Was Invented in Texas, Texas Has More Bats Species Than Any US State, i used Southern Gothic, plant mom, rock, and classic academia
Florida- Florida has the most golf courses of any state in America, the gator is there bc why not and Florida produces the most oranges in America and i used kidcore and rainbowcore
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nerdy-as-heck · 1 year ago
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This is an important graph, WTTT fandom take it as you will
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doueverwonder · 30 days ago
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back to thinking about Gov making the regions intermingle, the Midwest and South was somehow the worst and best of all of them. What started off as Country Folk Shenanigans(TM) and a worrying amount of jello and/or cool whip based salads ended with a stand-off to see who was going to be impolite and leave first. They ended up having to send other states in to break it up.
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derek-draws-stuff · 8 months ago
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Mississippi: *Walks into living room*
Gov: Hey, Mississippi, looking good
Mississippi: *Sigh* I doubt that
Literally ALL of the south: *Pops up behind Sippi*
Mississippi: They’re behind me, aren’t they…
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hibiscuslynx · 3 months ago
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STANLEY CUP MENTION IN THE NEW EP. FOR THE NICHE COMMUNITY OF HOCKEY & WTTT FANS WE WON!!!!
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AND REFERENCE TO TKACHUK TAKING IT INTO THE OCEAN LMFAOOOOOO
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(you are very much not supposed to take the stanley cup into the ocean)
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abcwordsurge · 11 months ago
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Woohoo, Oklahoma / Tennessee won the poll! Here it is, "All We Really Need" on AO3, inspired by the song "Oklahoma Christmas" by Blake Shelton
This pairing was requested by, well... no one really, but @tigerdrachin asked for, and I quote, "ANYONE/Homa, I beg," so here you go! (I'll try to write another fic with one of the ships you actually mentioned, but, ah, no promises /lh /apologetic)
Anyway, there's that! Hope y'all enjoy!
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kyistell · 9 months ago
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I hath come to humbly ask thee for Texas hc’s 👁️👁️
*do not feel forced or rushed to answer this!!*
It's not been almost a whole day, I don't know what your on about. Seriously though sorry this is late, I wanted to get it done yesterday but sadly I do have a friend who also likes hockey so, anyway ENJOY!!!
Texas-
He can sing and play the guitar really well
Big ol’ stargazer, was very sad when he realized that the StateHouse wasn’t in the best location to stargaze
He doesn’t agree with a lot of what happens in his state, not that he has much of a choice but if asked in private he makes his opinion pretty known
Will occasionally drink a glass of oil, yea know, for the funnies, the other states are absolutely disgusted, even the ones with oil drilling
He’s never actually done drugs, like it was very tempting at one point but he never actually tried it and doesn’t plan too
Owns a dirt bike and bought a few other southern states one as well to do races
He’s smart, but specifically the stupid kind of smart, the kind of smart that got a super collider built but dumb enough to not be able to convince the government to keep throwing money into the project (this is real, this did happen and I love it so much it’s so interesting)
Manipulative bastard (affectionate??)
He doesn’t always dress like he’s a cowboy from the deep south, he actually has a lot of what the NE states call “normal people clothes”, he just prefers to dress like what he is, a gay cowboy
Whore (affectionate)
Was the one who started the southern Minecraft server, mainly so he could bomb Oklahomo legally
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artisticmiles · 2 years ago
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Disappointed in you, Tennessee. And everyone else, too
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dailymothanon · 3 months ago
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if there are any physical disabled characters in the non wttt AU then could you draw them?
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Yeah!! Louise is blind, there are other disabled characters from her ofc, like Utah - deaf but wears hearing aids, Texas - missing an eye, Oregon - asthmatic, Mary - autoimmune disease, West V - breathing difficulties, Baja Cali - deaf, and Baja Cali Sur - mute. But I chose to draw Louise because I don’t tend to think of the southern states that often and Louise is cool! She’s doesn’t have too much development, but iirc she’s a vampire 🤔 and also aroace
but anyways, I should mention these fellas are NOT an au derived of wttt, it’s entirely separate and we had these fellas prior to even knowing about Ben’s things, so these are just ocs really!
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stawpny · 2 months ago
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I’m bored and ao3 is kinda dry (atleast for the wttt ny tag)
so here are some NY ships I NEED to see more of 🙏
MassYork: ok, I used to be almost totally opposed to this, seeing them having more of a brotherly relationship but with history n stuff it’s kinda not possible. But anyway, probably my main ship for now, bc OHMYGOD “nobody can kill you but me”? GET OUT, GET MARRIED, PLEASE.
like if it’s Mass/Cali/York or Mass/Jersey/York I will eat it up.
no questions, it is already in my mouth. I am eating the fuck outta this.
GeoYork: in my mind they have a cute dynamic. I feel they would be best friends as younger colonies and then have a very complicated relationship until they finally get together. Slowburn kinda, also kinda they have been in relationships dozens of times but something always happens. and isn’t Georgia called the “Empire State of the South”? or am I just hearing things
peach + apple? cobbler + pie? idek but I love them
TexYork: guys pls. southern gentleman and city boy? literally perfect for each other. they would make fun of each other endlessly. accents, vocabulary, actions, plus so much more because they’re very different.
TX taking York to his ranch to meet bro’s cows??? yes please. I’d like to meet Betsy too .
^TexaCaliYork: also a fire ship (see what I did there?) like the ship above, but with the hipster in it aswell. Texas and Cal constantly bicker like children and York sorts it out like a teacher would.
NY: you hurt his feelin’s, go apologize.
TX, scoffing: fine, but don’t expect me to get along with him after.
(spoiler alert!! York forces them into a cuddle pile afterwards to get over there lifelong beef)
IlliYork: they’re enemies, they’re lovers, the whole kit-and-caboodle. they’d switch hats sometimes and hold each others hand when they’re in their cities. they’re idiots and the Midwest and the Northeast hate them for it. It’s kinda gross but in a good way.
they’d be the couple who like hold hands in public but not make a single move other than that to show that they love the other. absolutely no kissing in public, they would just sit there in silence with a death grip on the other’s hand. they would totally insult each other to the face and then say, “Love you, tho.”
FloYork: fun fact: they are absolutely insane together. They influence each other and constantly say stupid shit. Florida would force York outta his comfort zone from time to time but the inner extrovert masked by New York’s fake introvert personality will do it almost willingly. he puts up a “fight” but he would deadass do it bc he thinks this shit is hilarious.
NY would be a little like Florida even if they weren’t dating. like NYC is absolutely batshit so that would mean York would have to be a little too.
NY/CA/TX/FL/LA: little crazy, ik, but I remember reading fics abt these five (including gov, but I’m still questioning if he would be in here or not) and absolutely devouring them. spectacular ship. it’s like a little bit of everything, except the Midwest and the other western states, but almost everything. I would love to see more of them.
they would def fight over each other. (who got to hold hands with who, who got to sleep/cuddle with who, etc.)
I’m not forcing you to give into my opinions, but if u like these, I like you 😼
some of these hc’s are not entirely mine, some were influenced, tho most are from the rotting part of my brain
I hope u use these ships in the future or I might spontaneously combust
(spoiler alert 2!! I will still explode [out of love] if u write about them)
ily guys
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fandomgeeknerd · 27 days ago
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montana, florida and nevada: we're full <3
the states: that won't stop me cus i can't read/j
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bthebeachboi · 2 years ago
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some hc about SF & LA
since my last post wasn't very, uh, wttt-ly.
So, yeah, how I picture them (n how beach Cal changed few things)
So, Los Angeles is a hard worker. He's always on time, he's always overworked, he's always in his best clothes. He won't let fame leave him behind, so he is always aware of trends.
He has that fake polite smile on his face, but his eyes always show what he actually thinks about you.
LA, just like his "brother" SF, has a problem with most southern states, and believe me when I say that he's ready to throw hands if needed.
His favourite city is Austin, which is usually something that SF laughs at him for. Favourite state at the moment is Nevada, though he enjoys New York because of fashion. Speaks spanish while highly stressed.
LA hides his emotions, he drowns in them until there's no more air in his lungs. He watches people around him move on or die and mourns roughly every loss trough his years and years of exsistence. When he finally breaks into little pieces, he usually ends up with California, always making sure that the older one shut off B!Cal before begging him to pick up the pieces.
"How... How do you move on from that, from their deaths. I mean, you loved one, Cal..!"
"You don't. You'll always remember those who left, you'll always see them in the little things like when you hear their favourite song on the radio or when you see something they'd laugh at."
"Then how? I can't loose anyone else, I just can't-!"
"I'm sorry Angel, but you will loose more. Always"
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Different from him though, ma boi San Francisco is a lazy fuck. He is just amusing naturally, his "vibe" catches people's eyes with ease and he's a good but rough flirt. He's not pushy, more like a "straight to the point" guy, even if he'll use some nice words to not embarrass anyone.
He's very alike B!Cal, or that's at least what he believes, but he's also very alike young(er) California, who was a menace. Feral guy holding only one thing close to heart - gold. He is cheap, cold and fidgety around states and Gov because of his past. His least favourite state being Texas and New York in a tie.
Which is funny, 'cause his favourite cities are Las Vegas and New York City. He and NYC hang out a lot only because he likes to remind the guy that he isn't "a big ol' bad boy" even if he says that just to have an excuse.
He likes to drink with LV until they both are so open and bare, that every "scar" he has from his past (sacr as an emotional one) is raw and red, like it just closed yesterday. He watches his friend cry into his colorful little cocktail, while wondering if he could ever get back his first few years. If he will ever be able to look Congress in his eyes and say everything he wants to say.
He fights with ease, never stressed before a fight.
TW. MURDER BELOW
Killed a guy with a pickaxe once, broke through his skull after he annoyed him too much, they never found the body. He says that he fed an ocean beast with it. (That's probably how he met B!Cal in his n Cal's cryptid form)
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a-guy-named-e · 2 years ago
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for the wttt ask game- 3, 7, 16, 19?
3. Favorite state(s)?
legally obligated to put all the states i consider a home here, so tennessee, nc, georgia, indiana (probably in that order idk) plus mass, west virginia, wyoming, really i love them all but these guys are consistently at the top
7. Unpopular opinion?
the tiktok side of the fandom is actually pretty good as long as you use the block button liberally, some of my favorite creators on here make some bomb ass content over there too
16. Favorite non-state character?
this has so many answers depending on if it strictly means any non-state or if it means characters that don't personify a region but rather a concept, government entity, etc. for any non-state, austin my beloved <3 but if this is supposed to be along the lines of characters like greg and the cdc i'd have to say the dept of ed :)
19. Favorite piece of fanon 
i am so deeply in love with anyone who makes any southern state chubby. i love chubby southern states. they're just like me fr <333
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kyistell · 8 months ago
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This was just a random idea I had. In my brain Central Jersey is the Jersey that shows the most, problem is is since CJ is so...let's go with disconnected, with the rest of the country he gets overwhelmed, and sure North could just switch in and South could do the same if they all wanted to scare the others with a southern accent that has the slang of the California coast, but watching a place that doesn't exist (it totally does btw) is way funnier.
Besides, by now all the other states that aren't the OG13 think that New Jersey has brown-looks red in certain light-eyes and it would scare the devil out of 'em if they see the red eyes that North actually has (and considering it's HIS body, it is far to tempting).
Also is it obvious that I love the idea that it's the Jersey's and not just Jersey, like I live here, if it's one singular state then I'm from Pennsylvania (I may have been born there but I sure as heaven ain't from there). Jersey would be three different states if we wanted to be associated with the rest of the country more than we already are, that and we may not agree on things but we don't HATE each other, we leave that for the rest of the country (plus let's be real, central wouldn't exist and then what would north and south argue about?)
Anyway as a proud Centralian looking at the news of the rest of the country is overwhelming, I just want to go skating, to the arcade, and continue lovin our favorite Devil, and down the shore when it's nice (and no, down don't mean literally down, though normally we are going down).
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fandomgeeknerd · 2 years ago
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other wttt chars aesthetic moodboards as done by me
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both cdcs- both cdcs with angelcore and a flower the reps good health and yea plaguecore
gov- i used light academia and plant mom and some naturecore
Greg- i brought back dark academia and webcore and added cafe aesthetic
socal- There is an island in Southern California that is home to a herd of bison, The Avocado Capital of the World is located in Southern California, you can thank SoCal for many hits that have played on Broadway, the aesthetics i used are beach day, greyish blue and Indicolite
Austin- Austin is ranked one of the most dog-friendly cities in the U.S. and Austin is the Live Music Capital of the World, I used green academia and vibrant academia
dc- he would love ducks and I put liminal space and Studyblr bc I like that the whole fandom agrees gov/dc works all the time
Miami- Miami is a great place for star-spotting, Miami was a popular spot for pirates like Blackbeard, Gasparilla, and Jean Lafitte, Miami is known to have the world’s largest collection of art deco architecture and Like gazing at graffiti murals? Head to Wynwood they look cool ngl, and the aesthetics i used are party animal I also used that to ref Miami's nightlife and i used chaotic academia
Chicago- I used brown aesthetic and Musical Academia also i found facts for Chicago, Chicago is known as the United States railroad capital and Chicago’s the birthplace of modern architecture
c!ben and cc!ben- director, travel and comedy aesthetics
nyc- analog horror aesthetic, cold blue aesthetic, and cryptidcore
after these i'm gonna release some duo/trio aesthetic moodboards i made
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