#y'all are fr so precious and for what?

[cordeliawhohung]

“i really wanted to put in wife!reader begging price to let her have his kid to thank him for all he does for her”

i just want you to know i would’ve eaten that shit the fuck UP!!!!! Bc the amount of times I’ve thought of that exact scenario (but usually with regular John)???? 😩😩😩 I’m so obsessed with that ideA, I could spend days talking abt it *kisses your brain*

jfc like i have no desire to have kids irl right but??? put a cod man in front of me and i'm giving him a baby. it's just!!! too good of a scenario??? like??? actually no, let's talk about this. feral, unedited nsfw drabble under the cut because y'all are bad influences <3

christ, but actually imagine it with og john, good ol' captain price. always having to spend so much time away from his precious wife, leaving you home alone while he's overseas ): and every time he comes home, without fail, you're greeting him with kisses and a good home cooked meal because you just missed him so much! god, you missed him so much that you're on your knees for him! you're feral! and oh look! now you're riding him!

and god is it divine. you just missed him so so much and he just wants to do anything to make you feel good, to make up for all that lost time while he was away. imagine the look on his face when you're bouncing along his length and you tell him you stopped taking your birth control. imagine how his cock would twitch inside of you when you tell him you want to give him a baby, that you want him to make you a mom. because he's just been so good to you! working so hard to support you, you have to give him something in return ): let him give you a baby

as you're grinding down on him, you speak between moans as you tell him to just think about it. how cute you'd look wearing those maternity dresses, how adorable your child would look ): and hun, you've got his mind RACING. racing so fast that his hands grip your hips as he guides you up and down, now fucking up into you with such fervor that it's hard to keep your words straight, but that's alright because john's doing the talking for you.

"yeah? want me to put a baby in ya? that what you want? i'll make you a mama if that's what you need."

he fucks his seed into you that night, and every other night after that while he's on leave. and he's fucking crazy about it, insisting that you try different positions because some will help it take better than others. he starts to take over the cooking too because some foods will make you more fertile than others, and he's only got three weeks of leave before he has to go back and he refuses to leave before knowing if you're for pregnant or not.

and the night before he has to leave again, when you're holding that pregnancy test in your hand with that faint little line, he's got you on your back again, cock buried deep inside of you, just for good measure <3

anyway i'm a feral whore and i'll go back in my cage again to hopefully finish writing this mafia!price bit after dinner <3 but fr i didn't think i'd find myself so obsessed with this man i blame my moots :)

[prettyboypistol]

Literally in every fanfic I read the reader is already a pretty sleeper, waking up all pretty and shit. Do you know what I need? A Reader who wakes up like they've been pushed down the stairs. A Reader who spews gibberish for a second and then immediately goes back to sleep. A Reader who wakes up wrapped in their blankets sweating like crazy and completely disorientated and on the floor. Sorry if this ask is bad, but do you think you could write something like this for the mercs?

Mood as fuck, I'm in.

TF2 Mercs With a Messy Morning S/O xGN!Reader

Scout

Honestly thinks it's a bit cute, seeing you wake up in a pool of your own spit and hair in your mouth??? Yeah, that's what he's dying every day to protect.

Likes talking nonsense to early morning you just to see you struggle fr.

His favorite thing is waking up before you. He's all dressed and ready and you're 2 inches away from falling off the bed.

Jeremy writes down all the weird shit you say and reads it back to you when you're sad because what the fuck does "are Venus flytraps predators" mean

Pyro

Probably ends up tangled in your Limbs too. This bitch is a SLEEP CUDDLER.

Gets worried when you wake up in a panic, shout about something that sounds important, then fall back asleep like EXCUSE ME?? WHAT??

Doesn't like that you kick them in your sleep, but they can live with it.

Very worried about the night sweats and ramblings. You say some fucked up dhit when you're asleep!

Soldier

This mf is used to waking up at 6AM sharp and being battle ready by 6:05AM. This caused one of the initial rifts in your relationship with him until you convinced him that not waking you as well is early stealth training.

You remind him of a baby bird when you're curled up in all the blanket that you stole from him in the night.

Doesn't really notice that you are a messy sleeper until you two have breakfast together one morning, with you half awake, those bleary eyes and sleepy sighs made his heart skip a beat.

Heavy

He calls you his little spoiled cat when you glare at him all bleary-eyed for waking you up.

Loves cuddling you like a big bear, always the big spoon.

lowkey a messy sleeper too, but is more agitated when half awake than you

you two having delirious talks when you two aren't awake fully omg couple goals

Demoman

You look like a pretty sleeper next to this motherfucker

drunk mumbling, sleeptalker, sleepfighter WWE in your bed.

Wakes up after you so ususally doesn't see the absolute wreck you wake up as. If you two wake up at the same time he makes fun of you.

You two have probably ripped the blanket in y'alls sleepwars. Mrs. Pauling has checked in on you two at 2AM after hearing shouting, only to see both of you, fast asleep, on the floor, and total messes.

Engineer

Thinks it's cute bc he rises with the sun if not a tad earlier to watch the sunrise. Absolutely tells you to "rise n' shine".

records your half-awake mumbles and talks to you, listens back to them podcast style in his downtime.

Is absolutely terrified that you will rip off his prosthetic hand so dating you absolutely instilled the safe habit of taking his hand off before bed.

Sniper

Is usually out of bed before the "fun" begins, but had overheard your morning routine

Isn't a fan of the blanket stealing, but overall doesn't really care. If he's in a bad mood he'll sleep on the couch so you don't steal it.

"Am i pretty, Mick?" "About as pretty as an aye aye when you first wake up" "Da-DAMN!!"

Has a poloroid of you fast asleep in his hat

Spy

This bitch c o m p l a i n s.

He's the most prissy little bastard when it comes to sleeping. He sleeps EXCLUSIVELY on his left side, legs in a specific way, and hogs the blankets. When you come into his bed and sleep-kick him out, he is flabbergasted. absolutely bamboozled.

Doesn't cuddle you, but now there is a pillow barrier that protects his precious sleep routine.

Secretly thinks you are downright adorable with how god-awful you look, crusty eyes and all

Medic

Doesn't really mind, but gives you light teasing about it. If he's having a bad day then he gets annoyed by the blanket stealing.

Wakes up and gets ready for the day, only to see the doves nesting with you and that melts his hearttttt

Kisses your gross ass awake every single day despite that

Has stayed up multiple nights to study your sleep cycles.

[itgirl-111]

HEALING vaunt :

(Y'all this is literally so helpful if you are dealing with people pleasing tendencies, this helped me shift my mindset on how I view myself, ily and take care of yourself<3)

・❥・I always put myself first. My desires, my needs, my opinions come first. I always come first. It's not selfish to put myself first, think about serves me best. It's a must.

・❥・I don't need anyone's validation or approval. I don't need to say yes to things I don't want. I don't need to over explain myself. I don't need a reason to say no. I don't need to be understood by every single person. I don't need to be liked by everyone (although I am a lovely person fr). I don't need to water myself down to coddle someone else's emotions. I don't deserve the watered down version of my desires, I deserve exactly what I want. I don't need to dim my own light to make someone feel better. I don't need to help every single person out there. I don't need to invalidate my own emotions. I don't need to overlook my likes, hobbies, and tastes to fit in.

・❥・ finally learned it's okay to put myself first. I care for all of me, My health, mind, body, soul, my future. I am my very own best friend. It's healthy to set boundaries and I'm not afraid to stand up for myself every time someone crosses it. It's okay to say no. A simple no is enough I need not over explain myself.

・❥・Also, I'm allowed to take up space. I am allowed to feel things wholeheartedly. I am allowed to desire, desire exactly what my heart wants without watering it down. I'm allowed to be upset at other people when they are in the wrong, I'm allowed to communicate when I don't feel right because the right people always understand. My emotions are always valid. It's never too much. I deserve the best things in life. I am allowed to ask for exactly what I want.

・❥・My time, energy, and efforts are so precious. Every bit of me is precious and my love, kindness and heart is not for everyone. That's why I'm protective of myself. I always help myself before helping others. Being nice, listening to me, communicating, understanding me, respecting me are bare minimum things and I deserve much more than that. I love myself wholeheartedly and put myself first. <3.

[shadowqueenjude]

SJM characters whose hate makes no sense

Lorcan Salvaterre: aight ik he's a cold-ass warrior but that Maeve thing is not as big a deal as it's made out to be ok. Y'all forget that Aelin was stupid hiding her plans from experienced war generals and that Lorcan never pretended to be loyal to Aelin. And he never intended for Aelin to go through that torture. Plus Maeve would've found them anyway! A little slower, yeah, but still. Nesta Archeron: ok, come on man. She said some mean words, get over it already pls. there are so many characters who did way worse and get no hate for it. Eris Vanserra: ok he called mor a slut. so what? he's playing a role, plus that bitch be spreading heinous lies about him. and he has shown more respect for mor by bailing her out of their marriage and saving her from her father keir, than the entire inner circle who subjected her to her abuser without even telling her. he's not sexist, he's a mama's boy! besides rhysand objectified feyre's breasts in front of a high lord so. Chaol Westfall: Aight bruh tf did he do? It's one thing knowing someone is an assassin and another thing seeing someone actually murder people. He had nothing to do with Nehemia's death, so don't even with that. Celaena was the one who tried to kill him after claiming to love him. What did you expect Chaol to be all sunshine and rainbows with her? Pls be fr. Besides he's Fleetfoot's number one protector so. Additionally, if you haven't read Tower of Dawn, you have zero content. Friendly reminder if you hate Chaol, Dorian AND Aelin don't like you. Nor do Yrene or Nesryn. Gwyneth Berdara: It's mainly Elriels who keep making up evil Gwyn theories and...stop. Just stop. I don't even gaf if you ship them, but don't drag Gwyn into this, ok? She's so precious and she's a r*pe SURVIVOR. LEAVE. HER. ALONE. And if you say she's lying about that and it's part of her evil plan, I will become the monster under your bed. Lucien Vanserra: If you call Lucien a pushover or an abuser, I will actually become violent. Stop blaming male abuse victims. Just stop it. It's ridiculous. Lucien did fight for her and got abused. Go back and read. He's a r*pe survivor too, because he took on the duties his High Lord wouldn't for the sake of his court. Also, if you're dragging him through the dirt because you're an Elriel shipper, the door is that way --> Bombastic side eye to haters of these characters. ESPECIALLY my favorite sassy redheads (Gwyn and Lucien). Maybe y'all are just salty all these characters have last names while half of your favs still don't.

[dropitlikeapeong]

First sleepover with Bf!Hunter

Some long headcannons for having a sleepover with this silly.

Genre: Fluffy shit, idk. I tried.

This is kinda long and im sorry. also its not proofread. woo hoo.

Reader's got a roommate named Rebecca because I said so. she disappears halfway through and im lazy so you (the reader) can decide if she just went to her room, went out to a party or if y'all threw her off the balcony.

I hope you enjoy, if you do, like or reblog and let me know what you think.

so this dude managed to rizz you up and now y'all dating

yay, congrats

you two have gone on several dates and shared a lot of special moments in the short time y'all have been together

yet you've never had a sleepover together

until now of course

his work schedule is done now, so bros got some time on his hands

you on the other hand are working overtime so you'll be home a little late.

but its okay, your roommate Rebecca has the day off so she'll let him in.

now you spend the rest of the bus ride home thinking about this sleepover and now the nerves are starting to kick in cause hes about to see your private space

what if he thinks your room is too messy?

what if he hates your snoring? (if u not a snorer this doesn't apply to you)

what if you kick him in your sleep?(if u not a sleep ninja see previous bracket note)

come to think of it, does he even feel comfortable sharing a bed with you? what if he wants to sleep elsewhere?

what if him and Rebecca don't get along??

or worse, they get along too well??

what if he falls for rebecca(she's gay btw)??

anyways theres no more time to stress cause you've reached your stop

you enter your apartment and Becca and Hunter are in the kitchen making dinner and chatting up a storm

Bro is invested in Rebecca's story about her coworkers that got caught fooling around in the storage room

till he noticed you of course

"babe! you're back!"

and he's scurrying over to you all smiley, greeting you with hugs and kisses

getting you a glass of water and asking about your day

just being a sweet caring bf

Once dinner is finished and you've all eaten, its decided that you gotta wash the dishes since you had the audacity to come home so late

but your lovely boyfriend REFUSES to let you do all that alone after such a tiring day, so y'all clean up together

and you're annoyingly cute while you're doing it

him flicking dish waterdrops at you(ew)

you swatting at him with the drying cloth

laughing together and making silly little jokes

y'all are cute fr

once that's been dealt with, you two can finally settle down in the living room to watch a movie

all cuddled up under one big blanket cause wdym "we don't have to share if you're uncomfortable, or if its too awkward"??

you're his baby? why wouldn't he wanna have you all snuggled in his arms all night?

but yeah, y'all picked a boring ass movie so instead of watching that shit, he starts watching your face

you're somehow a little too invested in the movie to notice him staring at you

but you eventually do notice(took you long enough)

now you're nervous again

cause whys he looking at you like that

like you're the most precious and beautiful gem he's ever seen(cause you are babes)

then he's leaning in to pepper your face with little kisses

and you're giggling trying to move away (but not really-)

and he stops before kissing your lips

cause he's a gentleman, and wants to ask first

so he does

and you let him

and y'all spend your night on the couch kissing each other sweetly, him whispering little 'I love yous' into your ear as you fall asleep.

then y'all wake up with sore backs and stiff necks cause why tf are you losers sleeping on the couch, you know that shits uncomfortable :)

[bearseulgs]

pet names i think enhypen would use

gn!reader x enhypen

genre: fluff

wc: 508

warning: pet names (obvi), i want to kiss Jay, i ask Jay to run me over, i threaten to faint once, i'm just a mess i'm sorry

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Heeseung ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

(baby)doll

hear me out y'all

him saying "hey doll" when he walks into the kitchen for breakfast every morning

"how are you doll?" over ft when he stays at the dorms

"there's my babydoll" when you come home after work/school

i'm blushing

he's so 😵‍💫😵‍💫

bet he knows it too and says it with a smirk 😩

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jay ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

love

he could run me over and i'd thank him

anyways 😇😇

it it it's cuz he loves you

love 🥰

mwah many kisses for Jay

"good morning my love" as the sun rises and you wake AHSKKSBD

"how is my love?" every time he sees you

"you're everything to me, love" just cuz he feels like it

i'm gonna pass out

i love him

Saeng ur hand in marriage pls 💍

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jake ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

prince(ss)

i'm so upset (when is it my turn)

you're like royalty to him :(

and he wants to treat you as such

ugh whatta man stan ioi

"c'mon prince(ss)" when you're going out

"just like a prince(ss)" when you do anything

and he sticks to his word

only the best for his prince(ss) 😤

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunghoon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

angel

my bae fr

he thinks nobody can get more perfect than you (and he's right ;])

you're like an angel sent to him wow

"my little angel" when you do something cute

"what happened angel?" when you look sad

"i love you angel" at least 4 times a day

he can't help it he loves you too much

you're the light of his life

his precious lil angel 🥺

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunoo ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

sweetie/sweetheart

i just can't get the thought out of my head

like when he sees you after some time and he's like "omg my sweetheart \( ^^)/"

or when you've had a bad day he's like "oh sweetheart c'mere"

he's so precious ㅠㅠ

but he cares about you so so much :(

and he thinks you're the cutest, sweetest darn thing ever

you're his sweetheart 😭

me n who

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jungwon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

honey/hun

this is so cliché

but he thinks you're sweet as honey (he is too)

so of course he has to call you honey

he's a genius

"hi hi honey" when you meet up

"oh honey, let me get that" when you can't reach/do something

"good night hun" when you're going to bed

he's so ARGHHHH /pos

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Ni-ki ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

baby

see typically he's not super lovey dovey stan le sserafim

(at least not in front of the boys)

but like,,, you're his baby

so he makes an exception

"heya baby" when you come over

"my baby :((" when he wants cuddles

i'm so in love AHH

do the members tease him?? sometimes i'm looking at you heejakehoon

does he care?? maybe a bit

but that won't stop him

cuz he's in loveee ooh

a/n: this is so rushed and all over the place i'm sorry

©️ bearseulgs 2023

[ingolse-fr]

(Not FR but I'm posting on this blog because I know y'all like your dragons)

Still got that BG3 brain worm and The Dark Urge is my precious baby, so I painted what I think they would look like as an actual dragon instead of just a dragonborn

[slaymbo]

more yan!class 1a with earthbender readerr :3

y'all know the sports festival where they had to fight eachother in the ring? yeah, if y/n got to the point where they have to fight todoroki its gonna be INSANE

HEAR ME OUT, OKAY

because technically earthbenders can bend certain oils, riiight?

and it would be hilarious if y/n threw oil at him right after he finally lets himself use his fire

Todoroki steps into the ring, feeling electrified after his victory against Izuku. He knew you were strong, but as the festival went on he realized he was stronger. Or so he thought

"This is it, Y/N. It's impressive that you've made it this far, but I will be the one to end your winning streak once and for all." He says with a bit of melancholy in his voice, wanting to hurt his darling as little as possible.

You said nothing as the cameras focused on you opening a bottle of what seems to be water. Todoroki tilts his head in confusion "I thought you couldn't control water?"

You smile knowingly, shaking your head right before you force the viscous liquid out of the bottle and onto him.

As soon as it hits him, so does realization. This isnt water...it's oil. He runs towards you in an attempt to freeze your precious body in place, but he's too late. The earth around you both starts to rumble and get hot as parts of the ground begin to break apart. Shoto looks into one of the cracks...

Holy shit

That's lava

You strain your muscles as you bring up the hot magma slowly, obviously not wanting to hurt your classmate. Frozen in fear (or awe?), he doesn't even realize that it has already surrounded him. He's fucked.

"I-I...how...huh???" Shoto tries to form a coherent sentence, but all of his words have seemed to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn.

You smile as Midnight declares you as the victor of the match, pushing the lava back from were it came with your quirk and walking up to Shoto, giving him what was essentially a "good job" hug.

that day is when the whole class went crazy over you

yeah, shoto was a bit embarrassed that he was defeated so quickly, but he was more proud of you than anything

your classmates always want to train with you now, you becoming their first pick whenever they must partner up (the rest of them get jealous, but who cares)

izuku not only has ten pages dedicated to you and todoroki's fight (if you can even call it that), but he definitely has multiple videos of it.

bakugo ALWAYS wants to fight with you now, claiming because he 'needs to show you that he's better' (he just loves your attention fr)

denki and sero take any chance they get to flirt with you and put you off rhythm when you fight with them

unrelated rapid fire hcs GO!!!

the bakusquad helps you with vocal tolerance training (itll make sense if you read the other post), it started with far away whispers and now they can yell with you only being slightly overwhelmed!

jirou has totally eavesdropped on you singing in the shower b4, damn near dying because of your angelic voice (you could literally sing like you have nails in your throat, you still sound like an angel to her)

also i feel like she understands being overwhelmed by noises bc of her quirk, so you guys have both had cuddle sessions to calm yourselves down while listening to each others heartbeats

shoji's mask accidently came off one time, and he was ashamed bc he didnt want his darling to think he was ugly!!! but when you gasped and your eyes started twinkling, his heart damn near stopped. you thought he looked good!!! and ever since then he shows his face around u

momo, iida, and shoto all try to compete with each other to see who can get you the most elaborate gifts.

alr thats all i got rn. dont be afraid to send asks! :3

[greeneywa]

Ao'nung dating deaf and mute reader part 2

In private...

He is not that touch-starved but yk he still clingy asf you are just not allowed to not be in his arms also HE IS INTO NECK KISSES LIKE FR MA BOI IS A SUCKER FOR YOU TRHOAT AND NECK!!! Also he is not shy around his parent he can and he will kiss you infront of them he won't go extra yk but still he is not afraid to lovingly kiss you while you visit him at his parents marui and to be honest his parent dont care as long as yk y'all are not doing the "extra" y'all even got your own kiss language yes kiss language for when y'all are being intimate (if y'all want I'll explain this later in a nsfw part 3)

Only 6 person I've seen him being touchy and affectionate toward you and they are his parents,your parents, tsireya and rotxo

Jealousy

He is def not jealous like come on he is the chief's son the most handsome and skilled metkayina boy on his island and lets be honest he had his fair share of girls before you so he is not jealous or insecure quite the opposite if you cheat on him you are the one who is loosing...to be honest you are the one who get jealous because he is not cold toward other girls like he don't flirt with them, but he talk nicely , he smile,he even compliment since you can't ear you don't know what is he saying but sometimes you do sign to him

"What do she want ?" And he'll be like "just to know if I can give some hunting lessons to her younger brothers" he sign back and it was true," why did you speak so nicely to her?" You sign "im just polite" he sign..

You were pissed and he knew it so he did what work best to get you back in the mood ......

SEA SHELL PICKING DATE!!!!

(Traduction: you running around the beach looking for pretty Sea shell while dragging him he love seeing you happy and being bubbly sometimes you'll catch him stare at you in awe and when you sign to him "What wrong ?" He sign back "nothing to worry about princess " then you smiled at him and he kissed your forehead before tangling your hands together and keep on walking around the beach)

His family

Tsireya is your number one shipper and fan she always knew her bug bro have a sweet spot for you

Tonowari is supportive after all you Are the daughter of Toruk Makto and a good influence for him

Ronal was not having it and she still struggle a bit but since she is the only with Neytiri that is against it she shut her mouth and just sulk in a corner

Your family

Jake was just like tonowari (also it's a good opportunity yk)

Neytiri couldn't believe her ears...her precious little baby with this ugly,stkinky,humpy dumpy looking fish!!!

But since you are happy..she stay silent

Neteyam Accept it but he keep an eye on Ao'nung He still don't fully trust him

Lo'ak was about to complain then he remember that he have tsireya so yeah he keep quiet.Kiri was disappointed...just that....disappointed in you lack of taste (also because she hate him)

Tuk was shocked but she quickly shrugged it off

Argument

Y'all never argue,cause Ao'nung is in fact very mature he knows when he fucked up something so when there is some kind of disagreement y'all always "talk" it out and it works y'all have hardly ever argue..and when it happens Ao'nung know that he can be pretty mean and say pretty hurtful things so when he is mad at you he walk away it's actually very easy to get on his nerves he get mad very quickly so if one day you see him walking away alone one the beach dont follow him dont play the " I'm the only one who can calm him" cause he will shamelessly snap at you or anyone

Tag list : @inutheangel @o0z3jk @anoungstsahik @tinkerbelle05 @elegantkidfansoul

[amhrosina]

MCU Men Raising an Infant With You (Pregnancy Headcanons//Pt.4)

MASTERLIST // TAG LIST REQUEST FORM

Requests are open!

A/N: This is part 4/5 of the pregnancy headcanons that were requested a while back! I have one more part planned covering the men raising a toddler/young kids, etc. Basically, it's going to be domestic bliss! Also, currently getting ready to watch game 6 of the world series, and as a life-long Astro's fan, I'm asking for prayers that we win tonight! Send one up for Altuve, y'all. That man is my baby daddy fr.

Link to Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Frank Castle:

When you wake up in the middle of the night in pain and clutch Frank’s shoulder, he’s up and moving before you can blink. 

He had packed a “go bag” a few weeks prior, just in case the baby came early.  

You waddle to the door, clutching Frank’s shoulder as another contraction hits you. 

As Frank drives you to the hospital, the concern on his face grows as your contractions get closer and closer together. He knows every woman’s birth is different, but yours seems a little too fast to be safe. 

He doesn’t mention any of this to you because he doesn’t want to scare you. 

As soon as your doctor sees you, she rushes you into the delivery room, Frank hot on her tail. 

Frank holds your hand throughout the process, not even blinking when you squeeze his hand hard enough to break it. 

He mumbles encouraging words in your ear as you breathe through the pain. 

Your labor ended up being less than 90 minutes long, the fastest birth Frank had ever witnessed, and your baby girl was deemed healthy and so cute. 

Frank tears up when he finally gets to hold her, rocking her gently and cooing. 

Frank swears she looks just like you but you definitely see some Frank in her. 

“What should we name her?” You ask, content to watch Frank in this moment forever. 

“Anything you want, baby.” 

“Lucia Maria Castle? We could call her Lucy.” 

“That’s perfect. You’re both perfect.” 

When you finally get to bring the baby home, Frank takes a solid 15 minutes to climb the two flights of stairs to your apartment with Lucia in her baby carrier.  

Frank holds her like she’s the most precious thing in the world (she is). 

Frank has to remind himself that this is your first baby, so he takes things slow and explains things to you patiently, but only if you ask! No mansplaining in this house! 

When Lucia wakes up hungry in the middle of the night, Frank insists on being the one to go get her and bring her to you. He doesn’t want you to strain yourself too much while you heal. 

He stays up with you, running his fingers through your hair while the baby’s being fed. 

If you ever mention something about your post-baby body in a negative way, Frank shuts that down real quick. 

“You created a life, and you looked beautiful doing it. You’re always beautiful, sweetheart. Don’t talk about yourself like that.” 

Sometimes he’ll play the guitar while you hold her to help her fall asleep. 

Even though you’re both sleep deprived and exhausted, he always makes sure to show you love and affection throughout the day and night, especially once the doctor gives you the okay to make more babies. 

He’ll hug you from behind while you’re cooking or kiss your forehead as he walks by you in the hallway. 

Frank is a literal sweetheart of a dad to Lucia, and you very nearly cry every time you see him interacting with her. 

His big ass hands holding such a tiny little baby I can’t take it anymore someone give Frank a baby NEOWWWWW 

One night, after rocking Lucia to sleep, you tell Frank you want another one once Lucia gets a little older. Frank is all too happy to take you up on that offer. 

Matt Murdock:

Watch me make shit up about Matt’s hearing abilities 

A few days before your due date, you’re reading to Matt when he visibly stiffens and sits straight up, looking at you with concern. 

You have no idea what's going on, but Matt rushes to the bedroom to grab the bag of stuff you had packed for the arrival of the twins. You can hear him calling Foggy in the other room. 

“Matt, is everything okay?” 

“Labor. Twins. I can hear it. We gotta go.” 

You didn’t fully understand how Matt’s abilities worked, but you trusted him enough to push yourself out of your chair and waddle towards the front door. 

Foggy showed up so fast you were half convinced he had been sleeping in his car waiting for Matt’s phone call. 

You didn’t grasp the situation until you were walking into the ER entrance at the hospital and a sharp pain ran through your stomach. 

The labor delivery nurses said it was ‘such a weird coincidence’ that you happened to be walking into the ER while you went into labor. Matt smiles politely as they complement how well you knew your own body. 

The birth is rough – you clench Matt’s hands, Matt prays under his breath, you push not one but two babies out of you.  

The twins are born 8 minutes apart, happy and as healthy as can be.  

Matt’s in utter shock for a few minutes, completely overwhelmed with emotions as he holds the twins for the first time. 

You and Matt had decided on names for the twins weeks ago but saying them out loud for the first time turns Matt into a blubbering mess: Elias Nelson Murdock and Rosalie Blaire Murdock.  

When you introduce Foggy to Elias and reveal his middle name, Foggy also turns into a blubbering mess. 

When you bring the twins home, you can tell Matt is anxious, but trying his best to help you in any way he can. 

Being that he has such keen hearing, he’s a master at rocking the babies to sleep. He’s also in tune to their breathing, so when they inevitably wake up in the middle of the night, he’s usually already halfway to the nursery.  

One night, after putting the babies to sleep, Matt asks you to describe what they look like to him. He has his own picture, and he’s able to feel their faces to fill in the gaps, but he wants to know how you see them. 

“They’re perfect, Matty. They have your strong nose and your beautiful eyes. They look like little versions of you.” 

Matt wraps you in his arms and leaves kisses all over your face and neck, whispering how much he loves you and the family you gave him. 

Billy Russo:

Billy is a nervous wreck when you go into labor. 

When he’s not holding your hand through a contraction, he’s pacing the hospital room. 

When the doctor says there’s a complication, Billy’s face goes white. He grabs your hand and pulls it to his chest, directly over his heart. 

The baby is caught up in the umbilical cord, so they’re going to have to perform an emergency c-section. 

“I want to be in there with you, but it’s up to you.” 

“Of course I want you in there, Billy. You’re his dad. You’re my...baby daddy? Roommate? Boyfriend? What do I call you?” 

“Let’s get married.” Billy breathes. 

“Oh my god. You would pick right now to propose to me, Billy.” 

When they pull the baby out of you, Billy looks like he’s going to pass out. (Did y’all know they have to remove your organs to get the baby out????? Like they fr put your intestines on the table next to you!) 

You can’t feel a thing, but when the baby lets out a loud wail, tears begin to pour down your face. Billy rubs your head, kissing the tears as they fall and smiling down at you. 

Billy is smitten with the baby as soon as he holds him in his arms.  

You both decide to name him Theodore Russo – Theo for short. 

The first night you and Billy bring Theo home, Billy sits in the chair next to Theo’s crib all night, watching him sleep. 

Billy is a literal super dad to Theo. 

He always offers to change Theo’s diapers and will quite literally run to the store to get you anything you need while you recover from the c-section. 

He constantly refers to you as his fiancé, even though you technically didn’t say yes when he asked. 

You both know that your answer is yes anyways lol. 

When Billy has to go back to work, you and Theo end up missing him more than you expected to. 

Billy tells you to visit him at work whenever you want, and the first time you and Theo show up, Billy takes you and Theo around and introduces you to everyone (and I mean literally everyone). 

He’ll be instructing a team on some kind of military tactic while also holding an infant in one of those fuzzy bear onesies. (im melting someone give ben barnes a CHILD!!!!!) 

Bucky Barnes:

When it’s finally time for you to be induced, Bucky is so excited he has to keep himself from jumping up and down. 

Due to the high risk of your pregnancy, a c-section ends up being the safest birth plan. 

Bucky looks so cute in the blue hair cap and scrub gown. 

The birth goes as smoothly as a c-section can go, though Bucky does apologize to you for knocking you up after he sees them cutting into you.  

Bucky’s smile is so wide when he finally gets to hold the baby. 

You name him Jessie Steven Barnes, after Steve Rogers (because let’s be real, bucky would DEFINITELY name his first born after steve). 

You fall in love with Bucky all over again watching him rock the baby to sleep. 

“You look so natural like this. As a dad.” 

“Wanna know something crazy? I think this is the most terrified I’ve ever been.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“I met you, and now we have a family, and I feel like this is the first time I’ve ever truly understood what peace feels like. It’s scary, because it’s new. I’m excited too, though. For this life with you.” 

You and Bucky constantly argue over whose turn it is to hold the baby. 

Bucky warming up his metal arm before picking up Jessie so he doesn’t get too cold. 

Jessie ends up having the same icy blue eyes that Bucky does, which is aggravating, because you know he’ll be able to get away with anything by just batting his pretty little eyes at you. 

Bucky and you haven’t talked about having more kids together, but you’re pretty sure he wouldn’t like the idea of another high-risk pregnancy for you. If anything, surrogacy would be the route of choice. 

When you ask Bucky about it, he tells you that he’s happy no matter what you choose to do. More kids or not, he’ll be happy with the life he gets to live with you. 

Peter Parker (Tom Holland):

Peter is already an anxious son of a bitch, so when I tell you this man is ANXIOUS AS HELL when you go into labor, I'm not exaggerating. 

Peter is one of those people that rambles when they’re nervous, so he pretty much doesn’t stop talking until you cover his mouth with your hand and tell him to breathe. 

The irony of you telling him to breathe while you’re literally the one having contractions is not lost on either of you, and you both giggle about it. 

He’s a doll during the birth – pushing your hair out of your face, holding your hand, telling you how good you’re doing. 

You’re both anxious to find out the gender of the baby, so when the doctor announces that it’s a girl, both of you are overwhelmed with emotions. 

“Have you decided what you’re going to name her?” The doctor asks, handing you the baby. 

“May Parker.” 

Peter is a puddle of tears in this moment don’t even get me started. 

"Who do you think she looks like more?"

"I can't tell. She sort of looks like an alien right now."

"So definitely you then?"

Having a boyfriend with spider-like powers ends up being so helpful while taking care of an infant. 

Peter doesn’t have to worry about forgetting to grab anything when he’s changing May because he can just grab whatever it is with his webs lol. 

May loves to take naps on a little web cradle Peter designed and has to remake every few hours. 

It may all seem like sunshine and rainbows, but it’s just as hard as you thought it would be. 

Whenever you and Peter think you have extra money, something comes up for May.  

Neither of you complain about it, because May is this beautiful little human that you both created and love, but it would be nice if Spider-Man was a paid gig.  

Even when both of you come home from work exhausted, you’re both so excited to be parents that you don’t let it affect how you interact with May. 

You spend your nights cuddled into Peter’ side, forever grateful for the strange and unconventional family you have. 

End Note: I hope you enjoyed this! I tried not to overlap any of the headcanons, but we all know these men are freaking sweethearts and would LOVE a baby so much. If you want to be added to the tag list for the 5th and final part, you can fill out this form!

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[lovemyromance]

"Well, SJM wrote Elriel initially to show how flat and boring their romance would be!!"

Um.

Y'all realize she could've just... not done it at all, right?

It's not like Moriel, where she introduced their potential romance at the same time she introduced the very characters of Azriel & Mor themselves.

If she fleshed out a Moriel relationship to show how they wouldn't have worked out - okay - that would've made sense.

There is literally NO reason to have a background Elriel relationship if they weren't going to be endgame.

Genuinely just put yourself into SJM (or any writers shoes). You have a main couple you are focusing on for 3 books, and then ~maybe~, best case scenario, you have a spin-off or two.

Are you seriously, seriously wasting precious page real estate writing about a couple in the background who isn't even next in line- a couple who wasn't even planned to get together for real on the page, only to show "they will never work" and break them up in a bonus chapter of a book about a DIFFERENT couple?

Be serious. SJM barely does any planning as it is - she has admitted this herself. Y'all are seriously thinking she spent all this time painstakingly placing Elriel moments throughout the past 3 books - all in an elaborate ploy to break them up in a bonus chapter in Nessian's book? What would be the reason?? Typically if there's a couple an author wants to write but they don't work on the page - it won't make it into the published final book?? (Ie Nesta and Lucien smh)

Be so fucking fr rn 🤨

[lorkai]

*･゜ﾟ A/N: I warn y'all right away that I will not pay for therapy for anyone who reads this /j. But fr I had to write this scenario even though I was crying while I was writing lol. (I'm tagging you because I think you'd like this @lemonandlime22 @sweetbydarkness )

*･゜ﾟ Warning: Angst, Hurt/No comfort, character death, idk how to write the ending so it was kind of open ended.

"Photos are amazing, aren't they?" Lilia's voice was lost in his labored breathing. His throat burned and his lips trembled the more time he spent looking into the faces of everyone he'd ever lost.

All those people he would never see again. All those people he saw swallowed by the earth. All of them preserved in those almost yellowed pages, smiling, laughing or celebrating some achievement, so oblivious to the events that would lead them to their deaths.

And among them, Lilia noted with an ache in his heart, was his boy. Silver smiled as he held the hand of his beloved and also human, Yuu. They made an amazing couple and their wedding was so beautiful that Lilia found himself dreaming of that day. If he closed his eyes now he would see it all play out in his mind again, how he helped Silver choose his suit and write his vows, and how he guided Yuu down the aisle, handing them to his son, with a big smile on his face.

The fae sat in his armchair for hours, flipping through each page and reliving each memory. Memories of when he enlisted to serve in the Briar Valley Army, memories of the first friends he made, and then the precious memories of his dear son with such expressive eyes and goofy smile as just a baby.

Silver was like having an anchor that reminded him that there was still good in the world. He was a smiley baby and his laughter was so infectious that Lilia found himself laughing rather than lecturing him after every prank young Silver pulled off. He even remembers what Malleus and Silver's awkward interactions were like.

He missed his son very much. Lilia supposes that as an immortal, he should be used to death and all the feeling because he's seen it many times, he's seen nations rise and die, he's seen many important people etch their names into history and then return to earth, but still his eyes filled with tears with every page he turned. And he couldn't stop. He needs to see him again, he needs to remember every little thing because if he doesn't remember, he's afraid he'll forget.

Just like he forgot several other people.

"He wouldn't want to see you so worn out." A sober voice sounded in the room, deep, carrying a pain just like Lilia's. And Malleus with a face closed from any emotion sat back on his heels in front of Lilia and his hands gripped the album the older fae was staring at so earnestly, gently trying to pry it out of Lilia's hands. "Silver would probably say you need to get some rest. He'd hate to see you crying and isolating yourself here, and you know it."

Lilia let out a long sigh and looked away from the picture of his son with his first sword. Instead, he focused on the thunder falling over the starless sky, it seemed that even the night felt gloomy and the tiny raindrops adorned the cold windows like tiny crystals. He wanted to touch them, he almost touched them, but finally he decided to hold Silver's necklace between his fingers since it was one of the last memories Silver left behind.

"The pain of losing a child… Can you imagine, Malleus?" Lilia asked after remaining silent for a few seconds. "It's like losing a part of you and you know there's no way to get that part back, so you just wish that at least you had gone with it."

Sobs erupted from his throat and Lilia doubled over, trying to hide his face in his hands. And Malleus wrapped him in a strong hug, trying not to show how the death of his brother and friend affected him as much as it did Lilia. He needed to be strong for both of them.

For a good eighty years Malleus and Lilia watched Silver and Yuu grow old happily together. Ephemeral, their life spans so short. They were two bright, kind, amazing humans and they would miss those two dearly.

[wannab-urs]

The Spreadsheet Digest - Fic Recs | Vol. 9

Hi friends!! This week I read several series that had like... a lot of parts... including ones I've previously recced but just now finished (Looking at you Lie To Me by @iamskyereads). I also went to Pride and basically read nothing from Saturday to Monday. That being said, I'm pretty proud of the amount of fics I was able to scrounge up for y'all this week, and I think we have a pretty good selection.

The Spreadsheet can be found here and you're always welcome to tag me in a fic or send it to my askbox if you want me to read it (I'll read any Pedro boy!).

Recs below the Pedro:

Puppet - an Ezra one shot by @jksprincess10

I love these fics that are like "What if we went to extreme lengths to shut Ezra the fuck up," and I especially love how this one ends. Also the side effect bit made me giggle. You're a genius, Nad <3

Hot and Heavy - a Joel series by @tieronecrush

I think I established recently that I'm a sucker for the nanny trope. We also know I love angst. So here we have one of those time bomb relationships where we know it's gonna end, not once, but twice. Excellent angst/tention building. Then we also have super fucking sexy delicious smut, Joel being a fucking adorable father, reader being like actually awesome... and I lowkey think readers mom is on it but that's just me. OH and "Mariposa" are you KIDDING ME?! perfect.

Run to You - a Marcus Pike series by @foli-vora

Talk about angst... and it's fucking PERFECT. The little flashback scenes and then the sharp cut to such a painful present situation UGH. The world building is excellent. The characterization is so fucking good bc of COURSE Marcus would fall in love on an op of fucking course he would. Marcus "Marry Me" Pike over here. Fucking idiot. I love him. I can't wait to see how this story progresses. It is so. fucking. good.

Pretend Alleyways - a Dieter/Marcus Moreno series by @radiowallet

Would I ever have thought about pairing up Marcus Moreno and Dieter Bravo? No. Am I eternally grateful someone put my two softboys together? YES. They are so perfect together. So sweet and precious. They need each other fr. This made me all warm and fuzzy inside and also horny obviously.

Like Water in Your Hands - a Joel one shot by @beskarandblasters (Part of the Punisher anthology)

I. Love. This. So. Fucking. Much. Top tier. The smut? The plot? The characterization? Queen shit.

Don't Be Scared - a Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

Din being scared/nervous omg. So cute and sexy. I love him so much UGH. Looking forward to the Din revival fr

the lakes - a Joel one shot by @tieronecrush (Part of the folklore anthology)

This is literally one of my greatest non-smutty fantasies with Joel. Just telling him how much he means to me and promising to be there for him and convincing him to let himself be happy and comfortable. I wanna hug that man so bad AGH. This was beautiful Sam <3

Summer Lovin' - a Joel one shot by @atinylittlepain

I don't know why I've been reading so much asshole!Joel lately.... but I'm loving it. I love all the little details in this. I was genuinely pissed the fuck off at Joel. I have more sympathy for the ice cream than that fucking idiot. Sarah, his ex, and reader all deserve so much better than that dipshit UGH

Unusual Situation - a Din/Ezra one shot by @absurdthirst

Not only am I back on my Din/Reader/Ezra bullshit AND my M/M/F bullshit in general, but this is the fic that caused it. These two space idiots were meant to be together, I am 100% certain. The way Ezra manages to gently reassure Din that reader wants him while they're both balls deep in various holes....??? How do you do it. How do you make something tender and sweet while also being complete and utter filth. I am fascinated.

Of Gorgons and Gardens - a Din/Ezra series by @concussed-to-pieces

Following the absurdthirst story, I found this one.... and boy howdy. I am a SLUT for sex pollen fics, so obviously that was excellent. I also love how it was like "oh the plant makes men want to fuck women" but hinted that neither of them would be particularly upset about fucking each other either. Mando was like... i don't give a fuck, dude. And then it went from absurdly smutty (but also kinda sweet) in part one, to just like tender and sweet in part two. Like yeah yeah horrible harrowing near death experience yada yada... the STUBBLE SCENE??? The PAIN KINK?? the TOUCHING?? I just about died. And then in part three we get my top all time kink PLUS Din and Ezra and Reader just being so sweet it hurts a little. I am feral for these boys UGH. AND AND the nickname being bird in mando'a was so clever??

Late July - a Jack (Whiskey) series by @concussed-to-pieces

So I read the Din/Ezra thing and obviously had to peruse the masterlist. I love my dear appalachian cowboy. I really really liked the whole premise of this story and the follow ups. The smut is fucking masterful but also like hello, plot??? Truly incredible. I really liked seeing frat-boy Jack and also seeing him work through his trauma and shit. But also Jack tied to a chair need I say more?

Defanged - a Din one shot by @concussed-to-pieces

Alright so this one is the same sex pollen from OGaG but it doesn't hurt which is super dope. Hey Alexa play "In Love with a Stripper" but it's Din in love with a sex worker just bc he put his dick in her. I fuckin love this.

hunt and peck - a Javi P one shot by @toxicanonymity

You really said lets take this slut and make him even hornier and I LOVE IT.

----------oldies but goodies-----------

soft!dom joel - a Joel a series by @joelscruff

Letterman Jacket - a Javi P series by @fuckyeahdindjarin

I want you to stay - a Dieter one shot by @ezrasbirdie

Below the Line - a Dieter series by @prolix-yuy

Midnight Rider a Jack (Whiskey) one shot by jazzelsaur (ao3)

Rare - a Joel a one shot by @swiftispunk

One Hundred and Fifty Seven - a Din one shot by @theidiotwhowritesthings

Heatwaves - a Javi P two shot by @mishasminion360

In the Dark - an Ezra series by @frannyzooey (favorite ez ever maybe)

Lover of mine - a Dieter one shot by @psychedelic-ink

Morning - a Dieter series by @write-and-buried

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In the next one - based on Lucy Dacus' (boygenius) song We're in Love and a standalone addition to my loose fit Dieter series A Ghost of You - focuses on Dieter's belief that he's been with you in every single past life and lost you in each of them + him coming to terms with his belief that he'll lose you in this one too.

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Happy Reading

[kkotda]

KOIIIIIII THIS PART GOT ME SO BAD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND .

THEIR DYNAMIC IS EVERYTHINGGGG i didn’t even catch the ”my heart is a desert” (<- fighting a whole gardener) thing LMAO you’re insane……

chogame :((((((((( my beloveds . i’m gonna cry they’re both so good so good so good

ari. ARI. I DO UNDERSTAND. I DO I DO I DO

when ume hugged choji and said 'it's okay' I CRIED SO HARD i had to pause and literally tear myself away from the screen

also i'm about to yap y'all's ears off so cut for your convenience T-T

the top is a lonely place by default i think, and with the b/w thinking especially like you're either a winner or you're a loser. and the winner has power. obviously both ume and choji (and sakura) knew that

choji wanted to reach the top to be the most freest version of himself that he could, whereas ume wanted to be the top to make his vision for his town a reality (to put it crudely). and not even to bash on choji like wah wah he's selfish he only thought about himself. not even. choji liked the idea of freedom because it was fun, it was what made him and the rest of shishitoren smile, right? you can't smile if you're not free. and freedom comes with power (and strength). but because of this thinking, choji shackled himself, holding himself back. he viewed it as a race, something with a start and a finish. starting is easy, but what about finishing? obviously at the finish line, you achieve some tangible prize, a trophy of some sort. but what is the goal? (freedom) what was the end prize? (fun) because of this, he created this ideal that could never be attained. why? because he thought freedom was something he could see and hold on his own. his (empty) treasure chest at the top of the hill because he misunderstood what freedom meant. he opened that box on his own, there was no one else there because he left everyone else behind. so now we've circled back to what kotoha told sakura, 'you can't reach the top because you're alone.' choji was alone, he pushed everyone away unintentionally i think because he had this primitive desire to win. (i'm being so fr, in my head when i was at that scene i was thinking 'it was the friends and memories you collected along the way' when he saw that it was empty)

similarly, i think sakura also has (had?) this pyramid sort of thinking. 'i need to reach the top to prove myself to others.' he found value in himself by looking down at those who looked down on him, right?

and ume took this as an opportunity to teach the both of them that the top isn't meant to be beared alone because they were both trying to go about it on their own. ume reminded choji of his friends in shishitoren, how much fun they had when they did things together. how great it was to be able to share things (like when ume says he loves food but he loves food most when he's able to share it with friends). it was already familiar to choji (and togame) which is why it was so easy for them to see the error of their ways. and then ume also showed sakura why you needed friends. being alone puts you in a scary place. it shrivels you up and leaves you barren. you don't even recognize that you're cold until you're shown warmth.

hence choji's "so hot..." when ume's hands are on his cheeks because he was cold for so long that simple warmth was hot to him (atsui vs atatakai, sorry for the horrible romanization ;-;) i think

and sakura, like ume said, is a good person. he was just brought about in a really unfortunate way. if sakura had what choji had, sakura would've understood too. but he doesn't really. he views anyone and everyone as enemies, opponents he needs to beat (his first instinct when he meets new people is to raise his fists). i also saw some manga panels about how he learns to open up and accept others instead as allies and friends and :,)

i forgot what else i wanted to say about this but i'm starting to sound pretty stupid so let me stop there lol

but the ume/choji/sakura dynamic is so precious to me

and the idea of ume just walking around with a metaphorical watering can he calls his fists giving life to places that have long since dried up :,)))))))))))

okay back to the point at hand:

UME WAS SO BIG BROTHER CODED THERE I WAS CRYING SO HARD i know i said that already but the way he just takes it with a smile and puts a reassuring arm around choji is making me so insane

and then togame sun worshipper jo. the man that you are. the mask he puts on to pretend like he's the bad guy, letting his hands become dirty as he 'skins' his fellow members, acting like it doesn't hurt when it must have hurt so so bad. his pained expression as he beats them to an even messier pulp, pulling their jackets off of them. tell me how that togame is the same togame as the one who's desperately trying to fix the glass, to keep the memories of his shishitoren. 'keep smiling for the others' he tells choji, 'keep smiling' so that everything i'll do for you from here on out will be worth it. choji's eyes are dark and empty and togame of all people knew that. togame's eyes don't have light either, but that's hidden behind his sunglasses.

'i wanted you to be loved by everyone' like how people in the winter love the sun's warmth. shishitoren in an eternal winter when choji lost his light :((((

i forgot what exactly choji tells togame but when he parallels togame's words of something along the lines of asking him to smile again :,))))))

chogame <333333 i'm shutting up now i literally fear for my sanity rn it's not even funny

[lix-ables]

it's new year, and im supposed to be on my hiatus, but this post was long overdue for a while now,, and so here it is - a small form of appreciation to a couple of amazing and beautiful souls i have met here 🌻

🎀 @hwajin @comet-falls @petrichor-han @hwan-g @cosmic-railwayxo @nightlychans @lotus-dly and @starlostseungmin , my precious beanlings, y'all are fr some people who deserve some huge smooches from me, with consent ofc, for bearing with my annoying ass, and what-not. huge smooches and hugs fr. iloveyou and youmeantheworldtome, i hope you know that. 🎀

🫂 to some, if not most of my mutuals, who i've not spoken to, or not kept in touch with as much, y'all are so so precious and so dear to me, this site would've been kinda boring if im being honest, without y'all's entertaining posts, so @jkefelx @l-luvr @bbyquokka @inkybird @lino-nyangi @sorikkung @lvandrmoon @katieraven @svintsandghosts @zoe8stay @youn9racha @simpracha @seungkwan-s @pastelracha @lixhues @seospicybin @dreamescapeswriting @skzkkun @chvnnie @chrisbahng @bruh-changbin – i swear, y'all are so so amazing. i know that i haven't been online much, and i have a couple of y'all's dms to get to, but im getting there - take these hugs as apologies as well 🫂

‹3 omg to a couple of my such such such cool and talented mutuals, who im genuinely scared, if not nervous to reach out to y'all - trust me, i just find it baffling that im mutuals with y'all, but @planetdream @linoguistics @ballelino @erotichan @spilledtee @mingirn @matryosika @seo--changbin @sparkystraynger @shmooooo @quokkacore @hwangcore @sluttywonwoo @sluttyminghao @ipegchangbin @candiedmingyu @jeonginwrld @inywon @seungisms @sunflwryu – fr okay? i hope y'all know i appreciate you, and y'all are such talented humans, and i really wish the best for everything y'all do ‹3

🥨 to my emoji anons, hiii !!! i know i haven't been online much, and y'all have been busy too, but thank you for talking to me whenever yall do and thank you for being here 🥨

🍒 i guess finally to all those who read, reblog, like, comment and follow this silly-unorganised-asshole-behaviour-on-most-days blog of mine – i love you. thank you for your kind words, and for motivating me 🍒

🤍 i don't think i'll be stopping writing on this blog, but i will take some time off, to collect my thoughts and figure out what i really want to do. please bear with me for the time being. that being said though, happy new year darlings, and i wish that this year is nothing but wonderful, beautiful, restful and kind to y'all 🤍

with all my love, hugs and kisses ( with consent ), kriss.

[theodoraflowerday]

young royals s3e2 episode reaction

heavy breathing on speakerphone? are they having phone sex?

oh no. just longing. that is genuinely worse

"what would you have done if I was there" ok nvm they're gonna have phone sex

OK NVM IT'S STILL JUST LONGING

WHAT ARE YOU? ADULTS?

oh that was really sad

are they ever not gonna get interrupted by knocking. on god.

vanessa gives me the heebie jeebies

y'all vincent is SO dramatic he should genuinely drop out and become an actor.

not the uncomfortable looks between the third years re: the gay porn movie sjfkdjfld

"no one's been bullied" and pans to alexander. yeah. fr.

I knew they were gonna talk shit abt wille as soon as he left.

hm. of course august wants to defend that.

how surprising, ludwig not going to see wille

oh, kristina is fully unraveling huh

bro farima is starting to piss me off too

seriously. not one single functioning adult in this whole damn country.

"so the plan is to not do anything until it looks bad to not do anything" isn't that the plan for all royal families for eternity?

god they're so cute with their piano and their hand holding and their talking about their feelings

simon: close the school !!!!!! wille: wait no

or are you just with me because we go to the same school skflsjfdljfslrk I MEAN.....

like that's not an unfair assumption y'all wouldn't have met otherwise bffr

hm. okay

awww yeah felice is a baby I love her

DIVERSITY

BROOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO OF COURSE IT WAS THAT

DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGG FUCK YOU LADY FROM THE INCREDIBLES

YEAH FELICE GET THAT

NOT THE TICKLINGGGGG

omg the lil high five/hand shake thing with wille and simon I'm gonna start crying they're so cute

ooooooo a camping trip. love this for them.

WHY ARE THEY BEING SO CUTE

BRO IM IN SHAMBLES I LOVE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP WILMON SO MUCH STOP

"do you think we'll get to sleep together" WHO ARE YOU NICK AND CHARLIE AT PARIS?? STOP THAT

god they're so fucking cute I'm gonna kms

oh her and micke having a whole conversation like parent and child? ok

OH SHE NO LONGER WANTS TO WORK WITH HORSES

OH SARA NOOO

oh wow sara's a whole driver huh

so weird to have sara and micke bonding. like genuinely so weird.

HE JOINED THE CHOIR NNNOOOOOOOOO

JAKFJSKFJDKFJDJF THATS SO FUCKING FUKNYKFKTJDKGKDKFKDLFK

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I'M GONNA DIE OF SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

FELICE'S WIDDLE FACE OH NO

SIMON'S FACEJSKFJDKGJDLFKDLFKFL

oh they're making out now huh

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED TO SING - I DONT LIKE TO SING I LIKE TO LISTEN TO YOU SING

yo this season is wish fulfillment in every goddamn way

like they're so fucking precious I'm gonna fucking die

awww nothing more precious than rotting with your girl besties

a petition lol

why's he allowed a laptop and not a phone though? that makes no sense

oh. oh um.

oh well that sounds an awful lot like sexual assault huh

lil bro's got a full blown eating disorder huh. you need therapy not exercise

HE'S CALLING SARA

HE'S CALLING SARA AND TEARING UP

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HIM

oh uh simon tore him a new one huh

ooooooo protective bf wille going all out

listen. I don't *enjoy* abuse of power

but every time wille reminds august who's the heir and who's gonna be king n shit, it's just. it gets to me all right. it gets to me

aw come on that was barely a fight

NOT IN FRONT OF BORIS

"mediation talks" THEYRE SENDING THEM TO COUPLES COUNSELING DJFLFJRLDJRLDJFLDJFLDKFLDKF

STOP THAT IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME DJGKDJFLSKFLSKGLSJGLSJFLSJ

oh come ON SJDLSJFLDJFL

listen I know this is supposed to be dramatic but A RELIGIOUS PAMPHLET I'M GONNA DIENDKFKSKGJDLFKDLGKDLFK

I thought I was gonna be immune to any and all mentions of any sort of revolution, turns out I'm not

oh good lord no

simon don't do it

oh he did it. oh yeah fucking wonderful.

teenagers, y'all.

sure, baby. be the very public boyfriend of the future king of sweden, get a fuck ton of hate (and be accused of social climbing), post an original song about revolution, profit. a+ decision making here. I see no flaws.

oh, yeah, of course farima is in this bitch

this is stressing me out lmfao

ugh.

NO DONT SAY THAT

NOOOOO

WHEN I WANTED A MUTUAL ILY I DIDN'T MEAN DURING A TENSE MOMENT

I mean I'm actually like really glad they're both tense and still reminding each other that they love each other. #communication

but oh no

"I've taken care of myself and sara since we were kids" yeah wonder why that was [stares at linda and micke]

girlhood, man. so beautiful.

OH FELICE IS TALKING ABT RACISM

not stella going "you're so so beautiful" like yes she is that isn't the problem

ok fuck you valter

WHAT GIRL WOULD YOU BE DATING lmfao

WHAT ABOUT THE NONBINARY ONES YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA MADDIE

nonbinary regnant maddie

tbf simon....... like wouldn't y'all want to get it on lmfao

it makes me very sad tho. the fact that no one would wanna sleep in the same tent with them. homophobic.

FELICE SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN

bro I am so into felice + wille + simon. a wonder.

the lil hammock bit I love them so much

NOT MARIEBERG CRASHING THE CAMPING TRIP

I'm genuinely so obsessed with them they're being SO PUBLIC like that's a power couple right there

STELLA AND ROSH?!!?!!??!? +/? +? /?? =!!

STELLA??? AND ROSH?????????

bro this is straight out of a fanfic I can't stop laughing

STELLA EHSKFJSKFJDKR

fredrika is so nasty and for what sjfkdjfkdjfkdkf

WILLE NOJFLFJDLFKDLFKDLGKD

oh my god

oh that's so fucking awkward akfkskflskd

THAT IS *NOT* THE SAME THING WILHELM BE THE MOST FUCKIN FOR REAL

oh that's a class divide fr in there. wow.

WE HAVE TO WORK TO AFFORD THINGS

DID HE JUST SHUSH HIM

WHAT THE FUCK

wilhelm that is *so* fucking *low*

like ohohoho you're rich like me now because you got your UNDERAGE SEX TAPE LEAKED

that is *so* low holy fucking shit

oh wow

okay that was stressful

I do love those artful shots of wille

oh. ludwig speaks. didn't know he had a voice. I assumed kristina had it on some conch shell necklace.

TAKING TIME OFF????

"is it my fault?" WILLE NO. NO

oh yeah that's gonna be stressful isn't it

god