#yeah yeah its shitty idc

[alexakakarumi]

Get streamer Sif AU BCS I am too lazy too draw more

[ratmans-notebooks]

its been such a godawful day i feel like something inside me just broke. Im gonna start acting like a total bitch from now on i just cant handle playing nice any more. Its too much its too much im eighteen im just a kid i cant keep carrying all this

[juicesnatcher]

I like making these stupid selfie shitpost drawing things, like these characters post on their own version of instagram or something

Working on one of those, it's quite devious mwhahahaha

[mbat]

'some of the characters in this show (with a lot of characters) werent written the absolute best therefore the entire show was written horribly because if one thing is bad then its all bad' shut the fuck upppp shut the actual fuck up

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

🧊 just--ice Follow

didn't he kill someone?

👑 courtroyals Follow

irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

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hi

📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

you've got to be fucking kidding me

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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

[the-oblivious-writer]

Tara Carpenter: Headcanons

Headcanons

Note: Random Tara hcs that've been running through my mind

I feel like she's a picky eater - like "orders chicken fingers and french fries at fancy restaurants" picky eater

Steals Borrows Sam's clothes

Has knee problems. Even before gf she had shitty knees but gf certaintly didn't help

She walks with a little limp that's a result of Amber's attacks

Hated gym. She constantly tried to get out of it by bringing up her asthma or saying she was on her period/pmsing

Always begged Sam to let her ride in the shopping cart whenever they went grocery shopping (still does)

She's a funny/flirty drunk and grows clingy

She could zone out for hours on an object, observing it in all its glory

She has allergies (Sam's been epi-pen trained for as long as Tara's been alive)

Tried weed once. Instant regret.

Eats youtube essays UP

Short attention span. Can't watch a tiktok longer than 2 seconds without someone playing subway surfers on the other side

If something genuinely interests her, she's gonna know a shit-load about it (ex: sharks or lizards)

Addicted to energy drinks and coffee - really anything with caffeine she's downing

Texts like she's sending you a ransom note

Hates her birthday, hates Christmas, tolerates Halloween

Puts hot sauce on everything. Ketchup used to be the thing she put on everything, but as she says to Sam and her friends, she's matured since then

Two left feet, terrible coordination

Farsighted. Can't see for shit without being at least 10 feet away. She's stubborn about it too. Whenever Sam confronts her about it, she brushes it off as nothing before walking into a wall

Laughs at the most unserious things/during inappropriate moments

Spongebob lover, they're the same person idc

Complains about Sam's snoring even though she's just as loud a snorer - if not louder

Puts ketchup in her mac n' cheese and calls it a delicacy. Since she was left to take care of herself - her Sam and sperm doner being gone and Christina off at business trips - she learned to do with what she had You know when Janine (abott elementary) mixed peanut butter with her ramen? Or when Jake (brooklyn nine nine) called a spoon full of mayo with nuts sprinkled on top a snack? Yeah. Tara.

When Sam first had a chance to see the atrocious meals Tara put together, she started teaching Tara how to cook basic, and proper, meals. At least she's trying to

Tara gets a little too excited when she's put on chopping duty

Sleeps with a night light (those ladybug ones have her name written all over it)

'Lilo and Stich' is her comfort movie, this isn't up for debate. She feels connected to the movie on another level, and every time she watches it she ends up in tears

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A/N: I feel strongly about the last one

[cowboylikeyouu]

i finally watched the making of deadpool & wolverine and wrote down every thought that popped up into my mind while watching, have fun lol

god hugh jackman is gorgeous

they’re talking about all the different ideas they had for this movie and honestly??? i would eat up every single one of them they should still do it lol

god hugh jackman is GORGEOUS

man i missed them sm i haven’t watched dp&w in TWO MONTHS?????

i will never shut up about the deadpool suit in this movie it’s SO AWESOME it’s a blessing for my eyes every time it’s on screen

"that’s what we were striving for with rdj in endgame, is to give this iconic fictional character an amazing ending." yeah well only that endgame‘s ending SUCKED and i will never forgive anyone for it <3

ugh hugh jackman is gorgeous

i could watch him speak forever

i‘m SO glad ryan made that "i should use his body as a weapon" pitch bc GODDAMN that opening scene will never get old

ahhhhhh i love that we‘re getting some insight in the stunt/fight stuff, SO interesting !! the shitty iphone test videos are hilarious

they should’ve made a "he ACTUALLY broke his toe when he kicked that helmet!!!!" reference when ryan kicked logan‘s skull lmao

the marry puppins SNOGGING ryan bts clips will never get old lmao funniest shit ever

THE SUIT LOOKS SO GOOD UGHHHH am i having a gender or a sexuality crisis over it???? guess we’ll never know

EMMA CORRIN ILYSM

shout out to british people gotta be one of my fav genders fr

all the different lines ryan screamed out of the honda????😭😭 honestly they should’ve just kept all of these idc about logic

EMMA CORRIN

"and i knew the fans would love it" ohhh hugh i think we all love it a bit too much

"and yet, i wouldn’t say wolverine is a straight man" awesome, thanks, case fucking CLOSED.

"which i don’t recommend, sending a 10 minute voice memo to anyone"

*me looking at the five 10-20 minute voicemails i send my friends every single day*

THE SUITS LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER (their asses do as well)

GOD hugh jackman is gorgeous

"what we refer to as the van fight" no babe that’s the honda odyssey sex marathon actually!!

"violence is our love language" ITS CONFIRMED (everyone knew. BUT STILL)

choreographing this scene (all the deadpool vs wolverine fight scenes really) must’ve been SO FUN like UGH just coming up with all this violence knowing that it won’t affect your characters in the long haul and you can add of many of it as you want????? THE DREAM

THEM HUGGING IN THE HONDA???😭😭 brb gotta cry

I LOVE YOU EMMA CORRIN

CHRIS EVANS LOML

it’s unfair how attractive he is i‘m gonna throw up

reminder to myself to finally learn johnny‘s monologue i wanna be able to randomly hit people with it

OHHHH i actually did NOT realize that was hulk‘s bed from ragnarok??? which is weird bc i used to watch that movie religiously. but hey that’s so cool!!

channing tatum talking about gambit is so heartwarming man so happy for him😭

jennifer garner is so pretty i‘m so gay lord help

me

dafne keen‘s voice sounds SO different when she’s not playing laura, CRAZY

EMMA CORRIN MY LOVE

just once just ONCE i wanna walk through a street filme set like this UGH it looks so cool & surreal

"this is our baby yoda" i have to be this annoying person i‘m sorry but HIS NAME IS GROGU

i don’t know shit about music but i could listen to people talk about movie scores for hours on end (how did you know sideways is my fav youtube video essayist???)

good fucking god hugh jackman is gorgeous

lmao they should’ve kept the "zoooombies wake uuuppp" again, idc about logic

EMMA CORRIN ‼️‼️‼️

ohh hugh jackman is gorgeous (put your greasy tits away you preening slut)

ugh i‘m getting emotional help

well that was awesome, gonna cry myself to sleep now byeee

(have i mentioned how gorgeous hugh jackman is?)

[someprettyname]

[ warning : absolutely unfiltered simping under the cut. It's a side of me you haven't seen and something which no one shall be seeing either 🙏🏻 you know those "no lube, no protection" posts? Yeah this worse. Any minors interacting with my blog, please dont read this one sweethearts. You deserve better. Thank you. Have a nice day. And najma, I don't think you'd realised what you were getting yourself into but you bought it upon yourself. Sorry. 🙏🏻]

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME? YEAH KAISER I EXCUSE YOU FOR NOT FUCKING ME ALREADY. ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY. OKAY? I SWEAR I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SHALLOW WITH MY SIMPING BUT ITS OKAY, YOU CAN FUCK ME TILL I AM EMPTY. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING THAT YOU'D LIKE, MEINE LIEBE. MEINE FUCKING LEIBE. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY? HUH? THE WORDS WHICH ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT TO KISS YOU SENSELESS BREATHLESS WORDLESS. BUT DONT WORRY. DON'T WORRY AT ALL BECAUSE I'D TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU SWEETHEART, YEAH? AND IF I MAKE YOU UPSET, HONEY, YOU CAN CHOKE ME ALL YOU WANT. I"D THANK YOU FOR IT ANYWAYS. IN FACT I'D LET YOU DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. ALL THE FORBIDDEN, UNTOLD, NOT TALKED ABOUT THINGS. YOU CAN HAVE IT. RED FLAGS? I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE FIRST OF MY THOUGHTS WHEN YOU'RE SO DEEP IN MY THROAT I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE. CRUSH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS AND I'D STILL BEG YOU TO THROW ME AGAINST A DAMN WALL. PIN ME THERE. AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW BETTER THAN TO STOP EVEN THOUGH I'M BEGGING YOU OTHERWISE BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD I NOT WANT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME? EXACTLY. NO FUCKING REASON. SO KEEP GOING BECAUSE DAMN WELL EVERY TOUCH OF YOURS IS A BLESSING TO MY SKIN. FOREARMS, BICEPS, BACK, WAIST, ABS, THIGHS, I'D RIDE THEM ALL SWEETHEART. GIVE ME ONE CHANCE AND IDC ABOUT MY PLEASURE, I'D WORSHIP YOU ALL NIGHT BECAUSE DAMN WELL NO MATTER HOW SHITTY YOU ARE, THAT BODY DESERVES TO BE WORSHIPPED. You think I'm being too much? No no. This is just the first of the thoughts that I have when I look at him. This is already one of the thirstiest posts I've seen about him. I think I should spare you (i really can keep going tho. I'm not shy in the slightest dawg. I can yap about his stupidly good character design all day. This is for YOUR sanity.) with the graphic details of what I want to do with his hairs, tattoos, his fucking back oh my god. Have you seen his fucking back profile? Guhhh. If he dares smirk, he's done for. THE ABSOLUTE THINGS I"D DO TO FUCKING WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF HIS FACE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND HE BETTER NOT OPEN HIS DAMN MOUTH TO SPEAK IF HE DOES NOT WISH TO BE FACED WITH AN INSATIABLE WRATH. URGGHHHHHHH. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I KNOW SEX IS NOT A SIN IN ITSELF BUT THE THINGS I'D BE DOING TO HIM WOULD DAMN WELL BE.

Huh.

[kkl1nch0r]

title: chase of lies (blade x fbi gender neutral reader PART 1)

notes: im back (idc i just wanted to write one day after over maybe a year of abandoning this shitty account) and I was like WAIT WHAT IF BLADE FBI AND YOU so I did my best. I'm rusty because of school on my ass. this is multiple parts and this is part 1 of blade and you getting down freaky. (NOT THAT FREAKY) NOT FREAKY NOT FREAKY MY BAD

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“Fu Xuan, just—”

“Are you trying to work yourself to death, Y/n?!” the girl cries, throwing up a pile of papers in the air for dramatic effect as you sigh, shaking your head in denial.

The Xianzhou Investigation Unit— Division Six, Violent Crimes and Major Offenders, the office barely filled with its agents— was rarely this rowdy in the morning.

You reach out a hand to place a consoling hand on Fu Xuan’s shoulder, to tell her it would be all right, but you knock your mug of coffee along the way.

The drink spreads steadfast over the pile of unsigned papers, and Fu Xuan sighs, taking the mug, fetching tissues from her pocket almost magically. “Y/n, you shouldn’t just give your life away like that. We have enough to do as it is, and you’re still injured—”

“Which gives me more of a reason to help you guys out!” you interjected, grabbing the soaked papers, and turn around to face the broken-down printer. It was out of ink, and you sighed. “I can’t just let you guys work to death without me. That’s just unfair.”

Fu Xuan crosses her arms, facing you with her trademark steely glare. You wince.

You twisted your stiff ankle uncomfortably, still trying to get used to walking again. From the last mission, the chase for the Stellaron Hunters had caused you to unfortunately fall and twist your ankle, aside from the several broken ribs and fractured wrist that had taken months to heal.

Returning to the office was a great slap of reality to the face. No more herbal tea, no more reading by the fire, no more relaxation. Not that you were complaining.

And here you were, looking up at Miss Number One Workaholic of Division Six. The girl was absolutely against you taking up another case that had just “intrigued” you.

“I need to help around a little,” you tried, and Fu Xuan raised a skeptic eyebrow.

“Yeah, right,” she countered, and you braced yourself for the running tangent she was about to go on. “You just want to take this case up because you know it involves the Stellaron Hunters, and nothing stops you from persecuting them. From what I know, not one– not one! Of your cases contain something unrelated from that faction. You’re going to get yourself hurt like last time… not to mention you could actually die.”

She hit every nail right on the head.

“Gosh, Fu Xuan,” you gushed, batting your eyelashes, cupping the side of your face with a hand. “You just know me so well.”

“Thank the Aeons I do,” Fu Xuan snapped. She was having none of it this morning, it seemed. “Because who else would know when you’ll throw yourself into a pit of lava or something?”

“Fu Xuan!”

“You know I’m right!” she called, walking from your desk. “I’m talking to Jing Yuan about this. He’ll probably slap some sense into you.”

“Come on!”

The agent had disappeared behind the heaping piles of paper on the desks. You groaned, slumping back into your seat as the chair creaked— at least Division Six had chairs on the more comfortable side. If it weren’t for the cushioning your back might have just torn in half.

“Thank the Aeons for those,” you mumbled to yourself, looking at the clock ahead hopelessly. You looked back at the case, nonchalantly tossed onto your desk. File X. The file name stared right back at you, like a tantalizing treat in front of a hungry child.

Focus, Y/n.

You scowled, picking up the inkless pen, scribbling over the notepad before groaning again, hauling the pen across the room.

“Stupid pen.”

—-

When lunch rolls around, you’re ready to grab the pile of papers and fling them at the Investigation director. 

But instead of confronting Jing Yuan in his office, you head downstairs and out of the office. Sunlight blasts in your eyes, but you make a break for the cafe across the street, opening the door with a pleasant chime.

“Good morning,” says the staff at the counter, and you sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose in exasperation. Okay, you take that previous note back– the cushioning does next to nothing about your back. It’s been hours since you’ve got up and stretched.

“Good afternoon,” you reply, smiling, and place your order. 

The staff fumbles the tablet— and your entire order. He nervously giggles, sporting his neck awkwardly.

You’re not amused. You arch an eyebrow.

“Sorry, I’m not really familiar with all these flavors,” he says, and you bristle at his voice. He looks familiar.

“Your green eyes,” you say, and the staff jumps. “Have we met before?”

Come to think of it, you have. Striking green eyes and indigo hair. Stocky build.

Sampo swallows nervously, holding up two hands in surrender. “Okay, uh. We’re getting ahead of ourselves here. What’s the difference between French vanilla and Vanilla?”

Your eyes narrow.

“You would’ve fooled me better with a fake mustache and glasses,” you reply, completely ignoring his previous question. “What are you doing here working at a cafe right across the Xianzhou Investigation unit, Sampo?”

“...That’s a great question.”

“Can’t you catch a break?” Fu Xuan sighs back in the office. “You’re out for a break in the cafe and suddenly a wanted man turns up on your radar.”

“You can’t blame me, Fu Xuan,” you reply. “Anyways, Gepard’s going to be furious. A wanted man he’s spent eternity tracking down just strolls into the cafe right across the street. What a day.”

You pause as Fu Xuan organizes her papers on her desk. “Okay… you know what would be a day? If you talk with Jing Yuan about File–”

“No more Stellaron Hunters,” Fu Xuan snaps, and looks up at you from her desk. “No more File X. You’re supposed to work here until further notice.”

“Fu Xuan,” you plead, and the girl closes her eyes in frustration. The papers she’s dealing with sit abandoned at her desk, and she sighs. You sigh. It’s about to turn into a sighing competition when she raises her hand. 

“Can we just— talk about how dangerous it is?”

You sense hope. She’s going to talk to Jing Yuan. You’re sure of it. It’s just so close! Fu Xuan just needs a push.

Fu Xuan’s lips turn down, her eyebrows knit together in concern. She looks disappointed, worried, and sad at the same time. “Do you know how you’re disregarding your life in search of a case impossible to solve right now?”

“That’s my job, Fu Xuan.” and it's true. Nobody devotes their life to the Xianzhou Investigation unit without knowing what they’re getting into.

“There’s a line between going into a mission and having an idea of what’s going to happen. That’s called being prepared. But you’re being reckless, Y/n. You’re rushing into something head-on without thinking what it could do to you.” Fu Xuan is throwing objection after objection after you, but you shake your head in reply.

“It’s what I’m choosing to do. This is my life, Fu Xuan. Not yours.”

The girl throws her hands up in exasperation. “Does it pain you to just think about the consequences for once?!” you bite your lip at her outburst. Fu Xuan looks like she’s about to cry out of frustration, her eyes rimmed with red. “I just don’t want the only other investigator here to just d– disappear along with the others.”

I just don’t want the only other investigation here to just die, is what she’s saying. You understand. You understand her so well it hurts. 

The girl puts her head in her hands, looking utterly distraught. “There’s only so much I can do, Y/n. You know– the last time when I saw you come back I thought–” Fu Xuan’s breath hitches. “You were on the verge of death. I don’t want to see you like that ever again.”

“You can’t protect me like that forever,” you reply softly, and Fu Xuan sighs. She knows that well too. “I can take care of myself. I know it sounds stupid saying it like this right now when I have no idea what’s going to happen, but…”

You trail off, and Fu Xuan looks up at you, looking defeated.

Finally, the girl nods grimly, standing up from her chair and heading towards the director’s office. “I’ll talk to him.”

—

What seems like hours later File X is approved, and you’re getting ready to go on an undercover mission to stalk the Stellaron Hunters and capture one of them, learn their motives, and the usual yada yada you can’t help but ignore.

The whole team– Jing Yuan, Fu Xuan, Yanqing (an Investigation unit under training), and Sushang had gathered to see you off.

Jing Yuan looked just as grim as Fu Xuan. His eyebrows were knit together in worry but he managed a warm smile nonetheless, hands behind his back in thought. “Best of luck, Y/n.”

Fu Xuan, with her arms crossed, looked upset, but as you managed a sad smile towards the girl, she huffed, nodding. Both Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan had tensed shoulders, but there was no convincing you otherwise. “Be careful. And make sure you look out for yourself; you never seem to register that.”

You laughed. “Will do, Fu Xuan.”

Yanqing looked enthusiastic, tugging on Jing Yuan’s sleeve. He looked up at you with bright eyes. “I wanna be just like you, Y/n!” he said with admiration. “Going on an undercover mission!”

Fu Xuan rolled her eyes, but was almost toppled over when Sushang let out a cry, rushing forward from the group— she was still in training as well— and embraced you, sniffling.

“You’ll be back, right?” she asked tearfully, looking up at you with tear-stained cheeks. “It gets so lonely here… and Yanqing’s not really good company anyway.”

Yanqing bristled at her words. “Hey!”

You smiled, patting the girl’s back reassuringly. “Make sure to work hard and behave,” you said. It looked like a meeting before your funeral, but it was sweet nonetheless.

“Be super careful!” Sushang called the team following you to the lobby and out of the building. It was dark out, but you nodded in return, waving like it was your final farewell.

What if it was?

You pushed that thought down. Sushang elbowed Yanqing to do the same, and he grumbled, raising a hand to wave. “Be careful!” he repeated.

“I will, I promise!” you called back, stepping out.

“You better, Y/n! I still need to beat you up to death after this!” Fu Xuan yelled across the street.

You sighed. There was no stopping her, was there?

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

ngl it kind of makes me upset going into the notes of the princezam vs techno post and seeing people being like "techno is the best who tf even is the other guy lol"

it just feels really rude to me?? like i get voting for your fav idc about that but vaguely insulting the other very real person feels shitty

idk maybe im just too tired or something

i’ve mentioned this before yeah but it probably got buried

the techno and zam poll has gotten a little toxic, people are being jerks to each other and i keep having to answer asks like this and make posts about it and frankly im sick of it

like guys. its not that hard to be polite about it

[aidensinternetdiary]

Propaganda I'm not falling for

That love is universal (and no idc about 'oh there's other types of-' they count too, their not excluded from this)

That valentines day should matter

That love is not a made up governmental scheme to make it easier for the government to collect their taxes off people

That trans men somehow have it better than trans women

'Love is love' as a queer slogan

That love is what makes us human

That gay relationships are automatically better than straight relationships (I'm gonna tell you from experience, my dads romance would not change its toxicity if it were straight)

That gay dads are predators (freaks that says this are projecting, lets be real, their basically telling on themselves that they'll sa their own kids)

That kids need both genders even though literally no kid would care

That trans people being bad or not good people means its okay to misgender them, let them be shitty people, you just want to be transphobic

That aromantic men are predatory (it's actually you all for trying to force us into romantic relationships but you don't wanna have that conversation)

That 'love loses' is somehow problematic, let us aros have things lol

Anyway yeah, these I'm never falling for

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

behold! shitty jimmy sketch be upon ye!

this is my first time posting art on tumblr and its not the best (i have no clue how wrinkles work oops) so yeah!! its not the best but idc at this point

[dykensteinery]

as per your post about ppl forgetting the bride creature would have autonomy etc: how do you mean ableism? (i mean, as far as I’ve seen most ppl dislike victor bc he whines about circumstances he got himself into and refuses to take accountability — their words, not mine, victor is my bbg)

i’m genuinely curious, not trying to be a prat. thanks :DD

hihi!! dw you dont sound like a prat but yeah idk if im just like. in a Really shitty part of frankenstein tumblr or not by accident (but i also see it on pinterest..) or if its actually as common as i think it is but basically i see DOZENS of posts of people making fun of the fact that victor is "weak" and the fact hes prone to falling ill quickly and fainting which is really??? Weird to me??? and i also see a whole lot of people shitting on symptoms of Literal Existing Mental Disorders that he has and they use all of this to liek Prove that victor's a horrible evil cruel mean irredeemable deadbeat father but more commonly they Often dont MEAN to be ableist but in my opinion its a bit fucked to poke fun of a character who is Very Similar to someone who is chronically ill and mentally disabled like okay girl we get you dont like him u dont need to be ableist abt it ong 😭😭😭 i stand with my cancelled wife idc

[princsstwilightsparkl]

"it isnt that deep, its just a show!" yeah idc heres all my strict moral opinions about you based on hyperspecific popular fandom opinions

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you love mob psycho 100, love teruki and the ex-claw members, but hate minori, call her a bitch, and say she shouldve been tortured or killed:

this tells me one of two things

1. you dont actually believe in redemption or empathy, and you think apologies, realizing you were wrong, and changing isnt enough, people need to be actually tortured before they can seek forgiveness. gross, puritan, pseudo-christian mindset. youre shitty to be friends with.

2. misogynist

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you love saiki k, you hate teruhashi for being "a narcissist", but love saiki and defend his selfishness

1. you just didnt understand the show, you probably think saiki hates teruhashi and youre just wrong

2. misogynist

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you watch my little pony and hate fluttercord, think it isnt implied, and the shippers are weird

1. you infantilize feminine and/or shy women

2. more puritan mindsets, you dont believe in redemption

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you watched all of steven universe and still think rose was evil

1. your view is biased because of stevens perspective- you can only see her as stevens dead mother, an extension of him and his trauma, instead of a separate individual with her own life, trauma, mistakes, and intentions

2. misogynist

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you watched madoka magica and came out believing hitomi was at fault for everything that happened to sayaka

1. misogynist

2. ... no yeah youre just a misogynist 😭

[nessafayee]

fuck all you bitches i’m gonna defend rory gilmore till the day i die!!! she is overhated!! yall just don’t understand her!!! i’m not saying she doesn’t have flaws & there aren’t valid reasons to dislike her, but half the time people be doing too much and literally misunderstand her character.

and yes i do hate logan!!! i like logan & rory as a couple, and he has cute moments, but as a PERSON logan is an arrogant, classist, asshole!!!! the fact is, rory made logan a better person, while he made her a worse one!!!! she brought out his best traits & he brought out her worst ones.

like who meets someone and starts trying to debate with them. like i can get down with rivals to lovers and bickering as flirting, but he did not KNOW her!! he was just starting a fight with a random girl because he thought it was fun, because it entertained him and that’s all other people are to him. entertainment. maybe that’s too far, but idc he didn’t even remember marty’s name! he probably treats service workers like shirt & doesn’t tip. and when he got mad at rory for criticizing his rich friends— valid criticism might i add— just because HE felt attacked. like yeah, you’re rich & an asshole & out of touch, sorry to tell you! and yeah, rory had no right to talk because she is also rich and privileged in the same ways, especially at that time, but that doesn’t negate the fact she was right!

they work because, yes, rory did get annoying in the later seasons, but high school rory would HATE logan. like y’all hate on yale rory as if logan isn’t the main version of her, except WORSE yet y’all love him 🙄

and i NEVER see anyone criticize logan for cheating on his fiancé, yet everyone’s up rory’s ass for cheating with dean. and yeah, that was horrible and lindsay deserved better, and while cheating can not be excused iit’s clear that dean manipulated rory while she was going through a tough time. she was transitioning into a new environment, where suddenly she wasn’t the smartest person and people didn’t dote on her and tell her how amazing she was 24/7, she missed the safety and familiarity of Stars Hollow and her childhood and dean gave a little bit of that back to her. was it horrible for her to do that? yes, but also he told her him and lindsay were getting a divorce— A LIE— and then slept with her!!! her first time was founded on a lie!!!!

i could & WILL defend her to the moon and back. and ya know what, idc about the tree thing. was it a crazy and entitled thing to do, hell yeah, but it was funny and real as fuck. like i wouldn’t say it out loud, but i would be annoyed if someone took my tree even though id know its not logical. it’s like how i hate when people are in the kitchen when im cooking as if they don’t also live in this house.

and i would ALSO say no to logan’s proposal, like godforbid i don’t want to get engaged right after i graduated!!! like damn bitch wait a fucking minute! and why must it be all or nothing?? you think you’re gonna go out & find the love of your life because she said no? well guess what, years later you’re still pinning after her— yall coulda been married by now but you decided to break up.

and unrelated but i’m the BIGGEST max medina hater. that man is my worst enemy. i don’t even wanna explain my hatred for him because it’s seems so obvious. i mean he proposed to her to stop a FIGHT, he is so immature and toxic but because he’s attractive and reads books and is charming somehow that means he’s not an asshole and overall shitty person. he is a male manipulator!!! you can’t tell me he didn’t think lorelai was below him, he definitely thought he was smarter than her. paris was right when she said he was probably dating someone dumb, not because lorelai is dumb, but because he thinks she is. like him correcting her in the middle of a fight???? BITCH KILL YOURSELF! I HATE HIM AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT EVERYONE PRAISES HIM!!!

and yeah i do like tristian even though he’s basically a younger version of logan. but in my defense he’s hotter & pretty privilege is #real 🩷

i could say more but no one cares so i’ll shut the fuck up for once, you’re welcome ✌️

[nikki-le-terrible]

PARAPPA THE RAPPER - HEADCANONS

This list will be frequently updated

Hi everyone!! Welcome to Joe-Willow's bullshit, this post is where I'll post every of my headcanons about the parppa franchise ^^

They will will arranged by characters (also plz note that I'm not that good at English, so if there's a word or a sentence that looks weird, please tell me (and keep in mind that it probably was a part that I made from an online translator))

And I love talking about headcanons. If you have any don't hesitate to share them in the comments headcanons are so fun to talk about

OK OK HERE WE GO !!

General Potter

For those who follow me since THIS post, know that I gave up on that theory. It was interesting to think about but honestly made no sense. I have other headcanons for this guy tho.

1 ] he has a white skin

This is an headcanon that I particularly like. In my opinion, his pink skin makes no sense, because it would mean that his skin is from the same material as his pot. Like i mean.... It would be hard to move ??? (but yeah ik magic magic there are literally ear ppl but shh) SO WHAT IF ? His body was a root ? Most plants have white roots. With the other colors in his design, it would look pretty cool tbh.. his pot stays pink ofc.

And like funny part of the headcanon, because his body is a root if you look at his pot from under it's broken because to develop it had to break it lol

2 ] his first name is Alain (pronounced the french way)

It was a reference to what plant he could be but it doesn't work because I have searched and I was wrong, the plant i thought of does not look like his (idc tho, I think that Alain is a pretty cool name and it fits him)

Mc King Kong Mushi

Surprisingly, I don't have that much for him. At least for now XD

1 ] he's "blind"

Idk how to explain it but I made researches about fleas and found some pretty interesting things. I'll edit this later when I'll be sure how to write it.

Edit : he can see, but not as we do. It's à bit complicated to explain, but you see, he can't form images the in his mind but feel the light and this is what allons him to perceive tge environment around him

Now.... why has funclub so much colorful lights then ?? I thought that it was something he wanted actually, like, he knows that he won't be able to see well with thos much light but its like..... the . Uh the hype yk the hype it's like it's...... I can't explain..... I don't know........ I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't understood me 😭😭

2 ] uhhh he uses his upper arms more ??

Shitty headcanon because that's just true, look at the way he moves in the stages (but I thought it was interesting to point it out)

3 ] Takomushi

Y'all know me.

4 ] he's not expressive

I headcanon him to say insane things, like, "oh yeah club fun was burnt down yesterday ahah" with a straight face. i mean ig he wouldn't say that but you get what i mean. You do not if he's being fr or not. His face is indecipherable. Is he aware of it ? Idk honestly I should think about it (I'll probably rewritte this one)

5] He never removes his glasses

Because, 1 : it amplifies the sun's light (REVERSE SUN GLASSES AHAHA) so he can see a little bit better, 2 : he doesn't like how does his eyes look like (actually, he doesn't really care but he already got mocked for how they looked like compared to the vibe he gives (they are tiny, round and black like hamster eyes or marbles)) and 3 : because it looks cool ???????

Good luck to make him remove them

6] he's SLIGHTLY younger than Takoyama

Guru ant

Idk man I don't have much for him either

1 ] he uses his lower arms more

I noticed that after watching someone play big on youtube for the 6 time in a roll lol and that is what made me realize the thing for mushi

I think that it's interesting to point it out because in general, characters with more than two arms tend to use either their upper arms more (makes sense, for character design because it's easier to make them move and because it's where OuR arms are) or both pair of arms at the same time. But his dominant pair of arms seems to be the lower one !

Actually, I think I should maybe watch the video one more time ti be sure of that but sometime guru ant tends to really use his lower arms more

2 ] him and mushi get along like cousins

idk because why not

Takoyama

1] he's like, 45 y/o

Or something near this (older ?)(idk I've seen many people hc him as pretty young, like, not THAt young, but personally I can't imagine him being under that age)

2] TAKOMUSHI 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Cheap Cheap

1] before working in a cooking show, she was a pretty popular and arrogant rapper in parappa Town

She then got banned from fun club after a rap battle against (and when I mean against, it's AGAINST) mushi. He still remembers it till these days......

She's proud of this era of her life, but decided to do something more calm, now.

2] mooseleni X her ????

Idk I've seen fanarts of this ship and it's cute...