#yes i want to hold hands with both of them sue me for having fucking taste!! i guess my *real* type is just Stressed People.

[buttercup-barf]

Tried imitating those cool portrait poster thingies with my two faves to celebrate my one hundred hours of having played the game. More doodles of lesser quality under the cut.

I just. I like them both so much. They are so sick and twisted, with such messed up implications in the lore, and they're also just silly little guys... :-)

[cod-z]

[NSFW 18+] Pegging Series (Anon Reveal)

Your media consumption isn't my responsibility | TW: NSFW 18+, Title itself explanatory

Pairing(s): John 'Soap' MacTavish x Stoic!Reader

| One-shots | A/N: My anon reveal and brain-rot. For those who knows said story, yes, I am THAT anon from said blog

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Johnny has a thing for Stoic!Reader because of the mystery behind them, always keeping a poker face even in dire situation and the strong, powerful aura that reader has but it's also reassuring. A mix between Price and Ghost the stern yet comforting from Gaz.

Johnny knocking on stoic!reader's door because Price had asked him to get the paperworks that were needed but ends up just stammering towards reader because the way reader speaks is so emotionless and stern, it sends him into a horny frenzy-

Finally telling stoic!reader what Price wanted, reader dismisses him but he doesn't leave and just stands there like a sweet, lost puppy and who is totally not horny or anything because reader is only in a black tank top and their cargo pants while reader does paperwork.

Stoic!Reader casually staring at Johnny because he hasn't left and asks if there is anything else.

Johnny stutters as he tries to explain that Price, Ghost and Gaz were getting ready for a mission, clenching onto the documents, trying to ask a certain question because poor pup was going to be alone for quite awhile but ends up silencing himself and leaving. 'Cause why would reader do that for him if reader was aroace? (again, sue me).

Not even 2 weeks in when the other three were gone. Johnny pathetically asks Stoic!Reader if they could fuck him.

Stoic!reader who wanted to say 'no' till they saw the twitching outline of Johnny's bulge and felt a twinge of pity for Johnny boy and sighs.

Stoic!reader who says 'yes' but only on one condition which makes Johnny happy, though the next day Johnny was now on his hands and knees with stoic!reader prepping his rim to take in the strap-on they bought online together (Johnny totally didn't get the overnight shipping).

Johnny is already a squirming mess as he came twice already from being prepped by reader. Reader obviously not done with Johnny, had already put the big, girthy, bumpy strap-on, on already and grabs him roughly by his mohawk. Rubbing the plastic-rubber against his weeping cock gathering the cum and proceeds to rub coated strap-on onto his ass, slicking it up before pushing it to the hilt.

Pathetic whining moans leaves Johnny's lips as he's drilled onto Stoic!Reader's bed like reader hates him, shocking Johnny at the full force that comes from reader's frame, he never would've guessed reader would have it in them to be this way. Letting him orgasm in this position twice before doing it once missionary.

Johnny already an overstimulated little pup on stoic!reader's bed, crying from too much pleasure and was ready to give out, to fucked out to even help reader orgasm. But don't worry, reader already had a plan for that.

Stoic!Reader pushing Johnny's legs up, stroking the tip of his cock before guiding it into reader's hole making poor Johnny weep from overstimulation, pain and pleasure. Knees behind Johnny's ass while holding his legs up as reader fucks down onto him, closing in on their own orgasm and Johnny building up his, what? 5th? 7th orgasm? He doesn't know.

Neither of the two hearing the sound of multiple boots hitting the floor nearing reader's barracks. The door opening as both Johnny and Reader orgasms at the same time.

Johnny looks weakly at the other three with a smile, who stared at Stoic!Reader in shock, Reader's expression remains stoice but as their eyes trailing down the three men's body already seeing their growing bulge, stoic!reader gives a small smirk and removes themselves from Johnny (who totally didn't pass out).

Well shit. Price, Ghost and Gaz later on couldn't remember that reader smirked at them, nor did the four remember that reader pecked their foreheads as they all lay together, asleep, after being fucked and looked after by reader.

Stoic!reader who finishes changing, closes the door quietly letting their four boys sleep. Till next time.

[meowmeowriley]

Well. I am now going crazy over Soap showing the team a picture of him holding a brace of fat, fluffy rabbits on his family's farm. The cuts are so clean there's hardly any blood staining their fur, and he's holding them so proudly, big wide smile on his face. And Ghost has some Feeeeeeeeelings about it does he want to hide from that sharp grin? does he want to be one of those rabbits, limp in Johnny's hand? would Johnny enjoy him as much as them?)

excuse me while i scream

😑 I hate you. I hate you, because I love this. (I don't actually hate you, anon, I could never ❤) I hadn't planned on going anywhere with this buuuuutttt.....

The subject of family came up, as it often does, but being on base and between missions, the men of the 141 could share photos.

Price showed the team pictures of himself as a boy, fishing with his dad. Some of him as an adult, more fishing. They'd all dismissed the boonie hat as being part of his wardrobe simply because he'd been issued it, but he hadn't. His grandfather had been issued the hat, and he'd worn it. And Price's father had worn it. And now him. The Price name had a legacy, stored in that hat.

Gaz shared photos of himself as a teen, his sisters, himself with his girlfriend. She was a shifter, though he didn't specify her species at first. She had gorgeous silky black hair, beautiful bronze skin. He said they'd met in Brazil, where she was from, and he was crazy about her. As he flipped through his camera roll on his phone, selfie after selfie of the two, each was more adorable than the last. She clung to Gaz, hung off him in nearly every picture. In some, her eyes were more black, than others. Sometimes she had black claws instead of fingernails.

"Why won't ye tell us, Gaz?"

"I don't want to have to hate you, mate."

"Tell us, and I'll tell you what I am." Ghost piped up from behind everyone.

Price's eyes went wide. He had no clue, though the other two thought he did. It had been erased from his file before they'd ever met, and he'd been denied any time he'd asked. Soap had nearly begged him, on multiple occasions. Gaz took the bait. "She's a spider shifter."

"What the fuuuuck?" Soap whispered. It earned him a smack from Gaz.

"Fuck off, Soap. Go on then, Ghost."

He smiled beneath his mask. "Well I never said when I'd tell you." He was smug, sue him. It earned him a laugh from Price, a groan from his sergeants. Soap took his turn next.

He had a photo album. Clearly well loved. Spoke of his family fondly. "Ah'm one of six, so there's plenty of picture." He was proud of his large family. Showed off pictures of tired yet happy parents, fields and a little farm house. Picture of his siblings. And then he saw it. A picture of a young man, unmistakably Johnny, even though his eyes were too narrow to see the brilliant blue, his enormous toothy smile gave him away. the young teen held a brace of rabbits, both tied by their rear legs together. Bloody noses the only real sign of their demise, other than the fact that they were held upside down by a kid.

It wasn't really a surprise, Soap had been vocal since the task force had been formed about his love for rabbits, that he'd grown up with meat rabbits, that he loved the taste. His mother had even sent him a care package on multiple occasions with rabbit stew, which he immediately tore into. He'd offer to share with the rest of the team. Nobody noticed that all but Ghost accepted.

Soap's voice was muffled. Ghost barely made out something about it being his first time, and he was proud. One of the rabbits had a light grey pelt. Light grey interspersed with white and black, similar to that of some wild rabbits. It could easily be a smaller version of himself. It could be him. The feeling churning within himself, he couldn't place. He wanted to thump, to warn the others, there's danger here... But... That could be him. And would it really be so bad? If it were Johnny to string him up as such?

The page turned.

Ghost started.

He hadn't realized the others were still talking. He couldn't hear them. How long had it been? It was then he realized he'd gone tharn. Instinct had taken over, and like many of his kin he'd frozen in the face of danger. That had never happened to him before. But then again, the danger had never been so tempting.

As the second youngest of twelve, Simon had known from a young age he was different than his siblings. He was off. He had a screw loose. It was always blamed on his father, he and Tommy having a different one to the rest. But Tommy turned out okay. Simon joined the army. In the army his twisted nature suited their needs just fine.

Soap finished up.

All turned to Ghost.

His hands clenched around the book he had stored in the long pocket of his jumper. It was special. A copy of Watership Down, his favorite book as a child and the thing his mother blamed for his desire to serve, but this one was different. When he'd signed up, his eldest sister had gone to the bookshop and bought this one, then had it rebound with photo slots at the end of it. His favorite story, and his favorite people. It contained photos of his family. His mother, eleven siblings, and numerous niblings. Himself. With so many, it was nearly impossible to take a photo where no one was shifted. And it was actually impossible to get one without at least partial shifts.

He swallowed down the instinct to run, and removed his hands from his pocket.

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

[Just corrupted anon again]

Johnny has a thing for Stoic!Reader because of the mystery behind them, always keeping a poker face even in dire situation and the strong, powerful aura that reader has but it's also reassuring. A mix between Price and Ghost the stern yet comforting from Gaz.

Johnny knocking on stoic!reader's door because Price had asked him to get the paperworks that were needed but ends up just stammering towards reader because the way reader speaks is so emotionless and stern, it sends him into a horny frenzy-

Finally telling stoic!reader what Price wanted, reader dismisses him but he doesn't leave and just stands there like a sweet, lost puppy and who is totally not horny or anything because reader is only in a black tank top and their cargo pants while reader does paperwork.

Stoic!Reader casually staring at Johnny because he hasn't left and asks if there is anything else.

Johnny stutters as he tries to explain that Price, Ghost and Gaz were getting ready for a mission, clenching onto the documents, trying to ask a certain question because poor pup was going to be alone for quite awhile but ends up silencing himself and leaving. 'Cause why would reader do that for him if reader was aroace? (again, sue me).

Not even 2 weeks in when the other three were gone. Johnny pathetically asks Stoic!Reader if they could fuck him.

Stoic!reader who wanted to say 'no' till they saw the twitching outline of Johnny's bulge and felt a twinge of pity for Johnny boy and sighs.

Stoic!reader who says 'yes' but only on one condition which makes Johnny happy, though the next day Johnny was now on his hands and knees with stoic!reader prepping his rim to take in the strap-on they bought online together (Johnny totally didn't get the overnight shipping).

Johnny is already a squirming mess as he came twice already from being prepped by reader. Reader obviously not done with Johnny, had already put the big, girthy, bumpy strap-on, on already and grabs him roughly by his mohawk. Rubbing the plastic-rubber against his weeping cock gathering the cum and proceeds to rub coated strap-on onto his ass, slicking it up before pushing it to the hilt.

Pathetic whining moans leaves Johnny's lips as he's drilled onto Stoic!Reader's bed like reader hates him, shocking Johnny at the full force that comes from reader's frame, he never would've guessed reader would have it in them to be this way. Letting him orgasm in this position twice before doing it once missionary.

Johnny already an overstimulated little pup on stoic!reader's bed, crying from too much pleasure and was ready to give out, to fucked out to even help reader orgasm. But don't worry, reader already had a plan for that.

Stoic!Reader pushing Johnny's legs up, stroking the tip of his cock before guiding it into reader's hole making poor Johnny weep from overstimulation, pain and pleasure. Knees behind Johnny's ass while holding his legs up as reader fucks down onto him, closing in on their own orgasm and Johnny building up his, what? 5th? 7th orgasm? He doesn't know.

Neither of the two hearing the sound of multiple boots hitting the floor nearing reader's barracks. The door opening as both Johnny and Reader orgasms at the same time.

Johnny looks weakly at the other three with a smile, who stared at Stoic!Reader in shock, Reader's expression remains stoice but as their eyes trailing down the three men's body already seeing their growing bulge, stoic!reader gives a small smirk and removes themselves from Johnny (who totally didn't pass out).

Well shit. Price, Ghost and Gaz later on couldn't remember that reader smirked at them, nor did the four remember that reader pecked their foreheads as they all lay together, asleep, after being fucked and looked after by reader.

Stoic!reader who finishes changing, closes the door quietly letting their four boys sleep. Till next time.

I-

NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE-

THAT MADE ME FEEL THINGS

ANON, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU JUST WROTE SOMETHING SO GLORIOUS AND I-

YOU'RE NOT RECENTLY CORRUPTED, YOU'VE **BEEN** CORRUPTED AND I, FOR ONE, AM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT UP

[whimsymanaged]

FirstPrince Falling in Love 100 Different Ways (3/100)

Based on rizcriz’s prompt: Alex and Henry in line at a bar both waiting for their turn. Henry accidentally cuts Alex, and he expects Alex to get mad but Alex is far too attracted to him to be mad

“Buy me a drink, and we’ll be solid.”

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The bar is, for lack of a better word, hoppin’, and Alex feels like he’s been waiting to get the bartender’s attention forfuckingever. He glances over his shoulder at where Nora and June are laughing over something on Nora’s phone and feels a surge of FOMO. He’s even more impatient when he turns back to the bar, but to his relief, the bartender’s finally looking at him.

“What can I get you?” the bartender asks.

Alex is opening his mouth to reply when a crisp British accent calls out, “Two Moscow mules, please.”

What the fuck? Alex whips around, ready to cuss the hell out of whoever just had the audacity, when he’s met with the most wide-eyed, sweet-faced, offensively tall man he’s ever seen.

“Oh, Christ, I’m so sorry,” the man says, a very attractive flush spreading across his spectacular cheekbones. “I didn’t mean to cut the line.”

Well, isn’t this interesting. Anger vanishing as quickly as it came, Alex props his elbow against the bar and raises his eyebrows. He has to tip his chin up to look at the man, and he’s not even a little bit mad about it. “Buy me a drink, and we’ll be solid, sweetheart.”

The man’s flustered expression turns to surprise then to interest. His gaze slides over Alex, warm and lingering. Then, his full pink lips tick up, and he holds his hand out. “I’m Henry.”

“Alex.” Alex shakes Henry’s hand, and if he rubs his thumb across Henry’s knuckles while doing it, fucking sue him. “Gin and tonic, by the way. Make it quick, yeah? I’m not very patient.”

“Hmm, too bad,” Henry says, his smile turning into something more suggestive. “I like to take my time.”

God. Fuck. Alex is so interested. “You got two drinks, right? Are you with someone?”

“My best mate,” Henry says. “What about you?”

That makes him realize he completely forgot about Nora’s and June’s drinks. “My sister and best friend. I have to order for them, but after that, do you want to—”

“Yes,” Henry answers immediately.

“I didn’t even finish,” Alex protests with a laugh.

“Pity.” Henry smirks, eyes bright. “We can remedy that later tonight, if you like.”

Motherfucker. Alex casts one more look at Nora and June, who are now watching him and Henry with open curiosity. Nora sticks her tongue into the inside of her cheek and thrusts it in and out.

Alex quickly looks back at Henry. “Would your friend be cool with me coming over to your table?”

Henry smiles. “I’m sure he would. I could even send him off to entertain your sister and best friend, if you’d like. He’s a lot of fun. Very respectful.”

“Fucking excellent.” Alex is almost vibrating with excitement. “Let’s do that.”

[tooxmanyxships]

"Tell me where it hurts, and I'll make it better." dando

Yes I know. The painful Dando has me in a choke hold.

Sue me.

"Lando. I need you to talk to me."

The line stayed death.

"Breathe. Come on." Daniel's hand was clutching the phone so hard, he almost crushed it. "You can do this. Tell me what's wrong."

"H--hurts."

Fucking finally.

"What hurts, bub?" Yeah it was probably no time for nicknames, but it just slipped out like they always did. "Tell me where it hurts and I'll make it better."

He already had his keys in his free hand, placing his phone between his shoulder and ear as he locked his door behind him.

He had to get to Lando. Stat.

A muffled noise.

"E.... Everything."

Fuck.

"I'm on my way. Where are you? Your place?"

He didn't call it home. That place wasn't Lando's home.

"Y--yes."

"Okay. I'll be there in 10."

Honestly, 5 if he put his foot on the pedal.

Silence. Shuffling.

"Lan?"

More shuffling. A whisper.

"Don't leave me."

Daniel's heart broke.

"Never, baby. I'll keep you on speaker, okay?"

Foot on the pedal it was gonna be.

"I'm gonna keep on talking, okay?" Daniel knew his rambling might be able to keep Lando distracted. "You don't have to answer. Just keep breathing, alright?"

And Daniel did just that. Rambled on about stupid stuff the whole time he drove over to Lando. He asked him to let him hear him breathe a few times too, just so he'd know Lando was still with him.

Yes, Daniel was panicking. Had started to panic from the moment he picked up Lando's call and got no response.

He just had to see him.

He quickly parked his car, not even caring how, then ran up the stairs when Lando buzzed him up, because he couldn't be assed to wait for the elevator.

He didn't hang up the phone until he was in front of the door of Lando's apartment and told him through the phone that he was there.

He could hear footsteps coming closer, a light curse, a key being turned before the door opened.

If Daniel's heart broke before, now it shattered at the sight in front of him.

Lando's face was puffy. Tear streaks still on his cheeks.

He was holding one of his wrists, cradling it to his chest.

Daniel didn't even need to step inside to see the apartment in an absolute mess.

What the hell had she done?!

Daniel apparently was too busy looking at the mess behind Lando, because the younger boy suddenly let out a sound, something between a whine and a sob, and Daniel immediately stepped inside, pushing the door closed with his foot.

"Oh Lando..."

"I - - - I told her to leave."

Daniel stared at him. "What?"

"I told her... To.... To never come back."

Without thinking, Daniel grabbed Lando by his shoulders, "You did it. You really did it."

The gasp and the wide eyes like a deer in headlights made him let go immediately.

Lando immediately stumbled back. Away from him.

Shit.

He fucked up.

"I'm sorry!" he quickly apologized, giving Lando his space. "I'm really sorry, Lan. I'm just so proud of you."

Lando didn't look at him, just stared down at the hand cradled to his chest, then finally looked at Daniel with a lost look in his eyes.

"Hurts."

Daniel immediately went into caretaker mode.

"Can you wiggle your fingers? Make a fist?"

Lando winced as he did the things Daniel asked, but he could still do them. It wasn't broken.

"Do you want me to take you to your doctor? To the hospital?"

Lando shook his head.

"Lando. It still needs to be checked out."

"N-not yet."

Daniel frowned a little, "What do you mean?"

A very, very shaky breath.

"Can you help me make a statement. I - - - I want to go to the police."

Daniel felt tears well up in his eyes.

Lando was finally gonna get rid of her. For good.

In a drastic way. But drastic was the only way to go this time.

"Of course I'll help you. Anything to keep you safe."

That got the smallest smile possible out of Lando. But for Daniel, that was enough.

"Thanks."

"I mean it. I'm so proud of you."

Then he did something that surprised them both.

He took both Lando's hands and lifted them up a little, then kissed the hurting wrist.

Lando stared at him with his mouth slightly agape, but didn't pull back. He let Daniel lower his hands again and cradled the one back against his chest.

The small smile was back on Lando's face.

"Couldn't have done it without you."

[sibunaranks]

rank peddie kisses?

Okay i waited on this because this is SO IMPORTANT. I rewtached them all and here is their ranking (i would love to give all of them 10/10 but i didn't let myself)

This is my child. I took it way too serious. Also I included Almost Kisses and Piper Kisses. Sue me.

First Kiss - 1000000/10 - Okay this one is perfection for so many reasons. Starting with the aesthetic of the double leather jackets. Perfection. Then you get to the deep down. Eddie is pouring his heart out and he is so desperate and she is ALSO desperate for a totally different reason (to just tell him how she feels but she can't cuz the hex) and both of them are just feeling so much urgency and he's about to give up on her but he doesn't want to so he's being more vulnerable for her than anyone else in his whole life and she does the only thing she knows and kisses him HER FIRST EVER KISS and the kiss itself is so sweet and so satisfying to finally get. So good they go in for another one (that doesn't happen) but yeah it's the start of an era.

The Almost Kiss- 4/10 - VICTOR THE COCKBLOCK RODENMARR HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US. Anyway the "guess you could call me fearless." was smooth but the rest was Eddie being a total cringy boi trying to "play cool". Stillit's sweet so it gets some points. ALSO points for asking her if he can when he knows she's struggling to communicate. Also, their disappointed faces are so cute and saddd. Thoughtful boy in love. Girl in love too.

The Piper Kiss - 1/10 - THIS ONLY GETS A POINT BECAUSE OF THE SET UP. The way he looks at her when he's talking to jerome is just HEART EYES. He's so smitten. but like him kissing piper is soooo awkward and theres no chem (how can jade and burkley have sooo much chem and nikita and him have zero?) and OFMG who THE FUCK on the writing team wrote "smackeroo?" i hate that word SO MUCH.

The ALMOST Piper Kiss - 2/10 - Same thing no chem but OMG THE LEAD UP AND THE COMEDY. Like the hand holding, the "your a big part of who i am" the "Be you." I AM MELTING. Then the comedy ofc with Patricia like OMFG DEAD and Eddie instantly knows which she is gets one of the top eddie cute moments ever.

Pretty much Alone *Eyebrow waggle* (tunnels)- 5/10 - DEAD. TOO FUNNY. NOT EVEN A KISS BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE SHOW AND THE ALMOST KISS IN IT NEEDS A RANKING. Was i bias giving it a 5? yes. Do i care? no.

Eddies reward (Library Kiss)- 7/10 - Not my favorite but we get some good camera angles and the lighting in the library is chef's kiss. Simple kiss. Not much to say.

House of Rainbows- 8/10 - Parralels the first kiss so well but because the first kiss was better (imho) I couldn't rank this as high. Still8 out of 10 is good because this is the SIMPtricia kiss. She's smitten after she's done being mad. Also me and my friends used to quote the ever hysterical "good question! I was kidnapped!" forever so bias. ALSO one of the best parts of the parralels is that in the first kiss she kisses him because she can't talk and in this one he kisses her because she wont shut up. cuties. :)

Friends - 6/10 - I WANNA ENJOY THIS KISS SO MUCH MORE BUT THE AFTEMATH OF IT IS SO BAD. Like sheinstantly gets mad again and it's all ruined but boy without that this ones a keeper. Short and simple but so pretty.

Gatehouse - 9/10 - I wanted to give this 100000 because of eddie (he legit runs the whole thing) but i can't give it higher than 9 with the fact that Patricia isn't Patricia. Still THE SPEECH. Ugh if you know you know.

Fireworks- 10/10 - ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ......a ten. It's perfect.I love it. Best of the season.Eddie loves her so much and she's so insecure but he would never not let her know how much he loves her. and they're just THEM like the games the insults the everything! True power couple.

TOR - 9/10 - This one omg has my heart. She's worried about him, and rightfully so. They might never see eachother again but they won't let that come to their mouth in words. They speak there maybe goodbhye through their kiss and wow are they so in love it's craazy. Super couple Peddie we love you. Would get a 10 if it was a lil longer or had better angles tbh.

[institute-of-planar-shitposts]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

5 and Davenport and Magnus for the fluff prompts? :3

5. "How many cats did you bring home?"

"Magnus."

The human freezes, having just passed Davenport. The gnome is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee, not bothering to look up from his current report.

"Uh. Yes, Captain?"

"What do you have in your coat."

"My hands," Magnus says.

"What else."

"Uh... My keys?"

Davenport raises an eyebrow, pausing in what he's writing. He likes to keep the crew thinking he's a lot stricter than he actually is; based on the muffled meowing obviously coming from the human, Magnus has stumbled upon some cats. Bleeding heart; though Davenport isn't one to talk.

"I - you can't get mad at me," Magnus pleads.

Davenport sets down his coffee, finally looking at Magnus as he hides a smile. "How many cats did you bring home?"

"Just two," Magnus says immediately.

"Only two?"

"...and their little families," he admits.

Davenport holds his stern expression for a moment before he can't keep it up, dissolving into laughter. "Mag-Magnus, we can't - we can't keep that many cats on board," he manages.

"But Captain!" Magnus gives him the biggest puppy eyes he can muster, but Davenport shakes his head, still laughing.

"No, sorry Maggie. I'm sure they're adorable, but I don't think Taako could make enough food to properly feed them."

"He won't have to! I'll do it myself," Magnus says eagerly.

"You've burnt pasta, Magnus," Davenport chuckles. "Listen, we can't keep all of them. You'll have to take them back to their homes. Don't even think of keeping just one."

Magnus perks up at the wink that accompanies the gnome's words. "Hell yeah!"

"Don't make me regret it," Davenport adds, still smiling as he returns to his coffee and reports. Magnus dashes to his room, presumably to decide which cat he's going to keep around.

Taako doesn't need to know yet.

57 notes - Posted August 17, 2022

#4

Based on this post by Gab!

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Listen, alright - listen. Barry isn't usually up in the middle of the night, and especially not in the Starblaster's kitchen. But tonight he couldn't sleep and he's hungry. So sue him, he wanted to make a sandwich! It's not his fault he couldn't really decide what kind of sandwich. He was able to narrow it down to at least two, he should get a gold star for that. That said, Barry can't choose between the two, so he's here in the kitchen making two sandwiches. And that's perfectly fine and normal.

Except Taako walks in as he's spreading the Nutella on the second sandwich, and Barry freezes. So does Taako, who looks at him, then his sandwiches, then back at him.

"Barold."

"Taako?" He can already feel himself turning red, but tries to keep cool about it.

Taako presses his hands together, inhaling and slowly exhaling. "Barold. Please, for the love of god, tell me you are not making a fucking chicken-Nutella sandwich. Like, I know you have shit taste but that's a crime, Barold, and I will have to call the food police."

"No! God, no, Jesus that sounds awful," Barry blurts. "They're separate sandwiches, I swear!"

"That's - somehow that's worse!" Taako cracks, breaking into guffaws. "What the hell, Barry!"

"I - I couldn't decide!" he says defensively.

"So you made both? Like a lunatic?" Taako cackles.

"Listen, I just - I'm - I'm hungry, okay," Barry says. "Please don't tell Lup?"

"Oh I'm absolutely telling Lup, homie," Taako laughs, holding his side and already halfway to the door.

Barry sighs, putting his face in his hands as he hears Taako dash to Lup's room. There's no way the crew is gonna let him live this down.

66 notes - Posted August 29, 2022

#3

Why is there a polar bear in the jungle Griffin. Griffin they're polar bears. Griffin please tell me this is just an in universe thing. Griffin please tell me you know where polar bears live. Griffin please. Griffin -

76 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

#2

OK now that I'm remembering again, my current theory:

Cambria made the sallow. Reasons I believe this:

The music is the exact same. Could be a coincidence but I doubt it. Griffin knows what he's doing

Balister Hermine said they were certain the sallow was made, specifically to change them. If I'm right, Cambria thinks that the sallow is the best way to save all of them.

The current with the bodies. I mean, come on - that with the fact there are so many twins and triplets etc. etc. etc? Reeks of experimentation! I'm 100% betting Cambria uses the community that's there to test the sallow.

In conclusion,

I don't fucking trust Cambria

91 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Magnus nearly crashes into the doorframe in his haste to catch Lup before his stone stops buzzing, holding it in the air with a grin as he makes eye contact with her. She grins back and gestures quickly for him to answer, which he does.

"Hello?"

"Oh, uh... I think I have the wrong number?" Lup hears a voice say. "I was uh. I was looking for Lup, but I guess -"

"He- hey!" Magnus interrupts, trying to sound angry and not like he's holding back laughter. "That's not funny, dude."

"It wasn't supposed to be? I'm sorry, man, I probably just put in a number wrong."

"It's not funny, dude, Lup died fifteen years ago today," Magnus insists. Lup has to use both of her hands to muffle her cackling as the line goes awkwardly silent.

"Uh - I'm sorry?" the guy finally stutters.

"You should be! I have half a mind to find out who you are and come show you t-"

"No! No, no need for that!" the guy says hurriedly. "I - uh, I'm sorry for your loss and I'mgonnagonowbye."

The line drops and Lup bursts into guffaws, followed quickly by Magnus. She holds up a hand for a high five and says, "Holy shit that's the best thing I've ever heard. Gods, I love you, Mags," she giggles.

"You're welcome," he grins. "That was fucking hilarious, deffo keep giving freaks my number."

"After that, you fucking bet."

(Based on Ise's Peri's tags in this post!)

262 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

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[contemptofcourtship]

I Am No Succubus

... Is what I wish I had said.

I spent today having a nice dinner with a really sweet half-orc today. She was charming, made me laugh, had amazing taste in music and better taste in restaurants. She took me out today to a really nice place downtown – one of those bougie chic places with menus carved on wooden boards and so on. She bought this amazing bottle of wine, and leaned over and said, “I think I love you, Connie.” 

    It had only been a month, but I was really feeling things with her. She was poly too, and her boyfriend was a great guy. She always took me on the weirdest dates, but I loved it every time. I was a little taken aback, but before I could say anything, she said it. Those magic words. “...or is that just the pull of the succubus I’m feeling?”

    Record needle scratch, freeze frame. 

    Listen up, internet. Sit down with me, I think it’s time we had a conversation. 

    We can’t keep doing this! I get it – all the kin have something going on. All the kin have those things we all know and we all talk about, and yeah, I gave Miss Foodie’s biceps more than a few extra looks – I’m a weak lady! I want a girlfriend with 3 inches on me to pick me up over her shoulder like I’m groceries! Sue me! – but sometimes, hearing it sucks, internet! 

    I like wearing horn-tassels as much as the next girl, and yeah, I’ve bought an outfit or two to show off the tail (both of them, know what I’m sayin’?) but isn’t there a line we can draw between “I love what you’ve done with your tail, where did you get those bangles?” and “Yes, I’m going to immediately compare you to the most stereotyped thing you could possibly be related to.” 

    Not that it matters, but we’re mostly horned devils and chain demons; not a succubus in sight for like, four generations. 

    I’m no fucking succubus, internet. I’m not the one who’s going to rise up from the ground and fulfill your corruption fantasy; you want that, grow a pair and do a summoning yourself; maybe you’ll live to regret it. And you know what? Miss Foodie also wasn’t going to throw me over her shoulder and carry me away to the sunset; my human boyfriend was never going to come home one day with five new kinks and suddenly start building a house because he read a book about power tools that day. She was going to hold my hand in an art gallery, cook me the best steak of my life, and go to a rock show with me. He’s going to come over tonight and we’re going to watch Netflix, like we always do. 

    (If you’re reading this, you know who you are. Yes, I’m going to give you that ticket back. And yes, those three sweaters too.) 

    When are we going to actually start talking about how the kin talk about each other? Why are we just okay with horn-chasers all over tinder? Why is it okay to ask a dhampir to use their fucking thrall on you on the third date, but it’s some kind of great violation to get your summoner boyfriend to summon cuffs onto you?

    So yeah. Let’s all sit with that. She’s not my orc princess; he’s not my hardworking mayfly, and I am not your fucking succubus. 

    Maybe we can all sit with that. Maybe we can all say that out loud sometime. 

    Contempt Halwinter (she/her)

    @conniecontempt on twitter and instagramConnie is a freelance writer who has a day job in HR. To share your stories, tweet @conniecontempt or use the hashtag #IAmNoSuccubus.

[casspurrjoybell-27]

Claimed by the Beast - Chapter 24b

*Warning Adult Content*

Daddy - Part 2

- Everett -

Knox uses his large hand to hold their cocks together, helping to stroke Everett to the finish line.

He cums fast with a loud cry and then he collapses on top of Knox and the mess he just made.

"My fucking jaw hurts," Everett mumbles. "Why do you have to be so fucking huge?"

Knox laughs, one hand squeezing Everett's ass.

Everett grinds against him in response, later yelping after Knox slaps his cheeks hard.

"Behave, you horny little brat."

"When am I going to find out how your punishments feel?" Everett lifts his head and smiles while looking into Knox's eyes, mischief written all over his face. "How many more buttons of yours do I need to push?"

"Keep mouthing off and you'll find out soon enough," Knox answers, swatting his bottom again. "Now roll your sweaty ass off me so we can get up and shower..."

A knock sounds at the door.

They both sigh at the same time.

"It was fun while it lasted," Everett laughs.

He rolls off Knox and runs into the bathroom, shutting the door behind himself.

He doesn't turn on the shower but presses his ear against the bathroom door to eavesdrop instead.

He thought it might be Josie stopping by to pay him a visit but instead, it was her husband looking to speak with Knox.

Something about grocery shopping and Josie having swollen feet.

Their voices are so low and deep that it's hard for Everett to hear everything clearly.

Minutes go by and the bedroom door finally shuts.

Everett backs away from the bathroom door and turns on the shower right as Knox steps inside.

He gives Everett a knowing look.

"Okay, yes, I was eavesdropping. Sue me," Everett mutters. Knox chuckles, rolling his eyes. "What did Gavin want? Is Josie going into labor? Is she okay...?"

Knox holds up a hand to quiet Everett.

"Josie and the girls usually do the grocery shopping around here but Josie's feet are swollen, so she can't make the trip. Gav doesn't trust any of the other girls with his credit card, so he asked if you and I wanted to do it instead."

"Why us?" Everett asks.

"I'm not repeating what he told me," Knox replies.

It takes a couple of seconds for Everett to see the bigger picture but he eventually does.

"Wait. Oh my God. Is he... trying to hook us up?" Everett smiles big, then he laughs again after Knox mutters something unintelligible while walking into the shower. "Aw, come on. You gotta admit this was super sweet of him. Your brothers care about you and just want to see you happy, Knox. I'm glad they think I make a good partner for you."

"I'm pretty sure this was all Josie's idea," Knox says.

"Well, I definitely know she's rooting for us," Everett laughs.

"Stop with the sappy shit and get in here while the water is hot," Knox says, holding a hand out for Everett.

He slips off his underwear and takes Knox's hand, stepping into the shower.

As the hot water runs down their bodies, the steam rises and swirls around them like an embrace.

Everett stands close to Knox while lathering up, their bodies just barely touching.

He takes a moment to admire Knox's tall, muscular frame, appreciating the way the water droplets glisten on his tanned skin.

Knox watches Everett's every move.

He allows Everett to trace the lines of his back tattoo, his gentle touch soothing Knox's rowdy soul.

It isn't long before the space between them disappears and their lips reunite in a passionate kiss.

So many sweet, unhurried kisses, some of which carry the promise of a future together.

Everett is scared to hold out hope but against his better judgment, he does it anyway.

Close to an hour later, Knox's truck pulls into the parking lot of Sunny-Stone Supermarket and parks.

He surveys the area as he and Everett walk inside.

The store is bustling with activity but they manage to navigate their way through the busy aisles with ease.

Though Knox's RBF can also be to blame.

One glance from him and people scurry away in the opposite direction.

"Calm down, panda. We're almost done here," Everett tells him twenty minutes later after stopping to look at the cereal. "What do your brothers like?"

"Everything. They aren't picky when it comes to food," Knox says, continuing to look around for potential danger.

"That doesn't help me at all," Everett mutters. "And can I just say how annoying it is that Gavin sent us off without a list? We aren't Josie and I don't know why I'm the one in charge here and not you."

"I told you I need to stay on alert for..."

"The Jackals. Yeah, yeah, I know."

"Right. So just grab whatever looks good. It's not a big deal."

"Fine. Whatever."

Everett tosses random boxes into the cart.

"Let's take a look at the meat next and then we can..."

A loud bang sounds from a few aisles over, catching Knox's attention.

He automatically reaches for his gun that's hidden by his cut until Everett stops him by gripping his wrist.

"Don't. Something probably just fell over," Everett whispers frantically. "No need to pull your fucking gun out. Jesus Christ, man. What happened to leaving it in the truck?"

"Stay here," Knox says, looking ahead. "I'll be right back."

Everett can't even get a word out to protest because Knox moves too damn fast.

One minute he was standing there beside him and the next he was gone.

Everett huffs in frustration but he also understands why Knox is on edge.

They've had one too many close calls lately.

Doubting that this is one could very well be the mistake that costs them their lives.

"I don't know what kind of Hallmark moment Josie and Gavin thought we'd have here but this isn't it," Everett laughs to himself.

He continues to study the cereal options, trying to look busy while waiting for Knox to return.

As he's reaching for a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, a tall blonde with surfer boy looks and light blue eyes approaches him and speaks.

"I don't care what anyone says. Honey Nut Cheerios are above everything else," the man flashes Everett a warm smile while grabbing two boxes to put into his cart. "You a fan of them, too?"

"Oh. Uh..." Everett waves at his overflowing cart. "My tastes are all over the place. I don't really have a favorite cereal."

"Interesting. How about this, pop tarts or toaster strudels?"

"Strudels all day."

"See, I knew you were more than just a pretty face."

Everett laughs, rolling his eyes.

"You're ridiculous."

"I'll consider that a compliment if you give me your number..." the man looks past Everett, suddenly unable to finish his sentence after Knox reappears to wrap a possessive arm around Everett's waist.

"Shit. My bad. I-I didn't know you were, um, in a relationship."

"Move the fuck on before you piss me off and I do something that ends with you dead and me in prison," Knox speaks calmly and with a straight face, his grey eyes scanning over the unimpressive blonde.

The man's blue eyes widen in fear and he takes a step back, then two more, clearly intimidated.

"I don't enjoy repeating myself..."

The man clutches his cart and runs.

Knox doesn't release Everett until after the man turns down a different aisle.

"Who the fuck was that?"

"A friendly stranger who you scared the shit out of," Everett can't help but chuckle at Knox's display of jealousy.

"Things didn't end well the last time I got a dude's number in a grocery store, remember? I'd rather not go down that road again, plus I'm with you now..." Everett pauses, studying Knox's expression.

"Or am I not?"

Knox blinks.

"Is that a rhetorical question?"

"Just answer it," Everett whispers, his pulse racing.

Knox roughly cups Everett's chin, tilting it up, to respond with a kiss that makes him moan and his knees buckle.

"Of course you're with me," Knox says. "You're mine. And the next time I catch another motherfucker talking sweet to you, I'm going to interrupt the conversation with my fists instead of my words. Now let's finish up and get the hell out of here."

Knox turns around and begins walking.

Everett blushes and follows, whispering under his breath.

"It's definitely giving Daddy vibes."

[jekacatrina]

Katsuki had geared himself up for war. He had been training non-stop, and he had no intention of being anything but an absolute advantage to the people around him.

Well, that was before Deku was taken from them. That's why he's laying down on one of the platforms after Shigaraki swatted him like an overgrown flie. He can hear Miruko shouting as she hops from place to place, trying to land a hit on Shigaraki, while Best Jeanist is calling out for him to back her up.

Katsuki grunts, sitting up with effort, his head throbbing where it hit the ground.

Come on, get up, dipshit.

He blinks blearily up, watching as the hands descend on Miruko again. Katsuki has to do something, anything, push her out of the way or explode Shigaraki as a distration, and that's when a purple distortion appears in the barrier and a flash of green lighting crosses it.

Fucking finally.

Deku doesn't hesitate before moving, he never does when someone is in danger. He steps on the platforms quickly, mixing at least four quirks at once to get to Miruko.

"SMASH!"

Shigaraki is thrown back from the punch, retreating to the edge.

Deku doesn't stay still. In a blink, he's in front of Katsuki, holding out his hand.

"I'm here, Kacchan," his eyes are wide and worried, mentally cataloguing every bruise or cut Katsuki got since the start of the fight.

Fucking mother hen, he's fine.

"Took you long enough, shitty nerd," Katsuki scoffs and takes his hand, letting Deku haul him to his feet. He isn't going to refuse that helping hand ever again.

Maybe his walls are lowered by the relief of seeing the nerd unharmed or perhaps he hit his head that hard, because next thing he knows he's tumbling closer, throwing his arm behind Deku's back and hugging him to his chest.

Katsuki doesn't get to freak out because, as always, the nerd meets him halfway; Deku slides his arm around his waist and presses their bodies tight together. Katsuki mashes his faces on his shoulder while Deku hides his own on the crook of his neck. It's just a second they take for each other in the midst of Hell. A brief moment of peace where they can bask in one feeling:

You're okay and you're here.

That right now is the time for actions is an unspoken agreement between them, so they break apart without saying a word.

As they both turn to face Shigaraki, Katsuki feels reenergized. From the moment Deku was snatched, he had been fighting with a hand tied behind his back. They finally have the key to their victory back and Katsuki is ready to fight next to Deku.

They will finish this, once and for all, and they're going to do it together.

"Don't you think is about time you pick up the slack, loser?" Katsuki prepares his hand for an explotion and offers the other one. "Let's go, stupid chosen one," he smirks at Deku's determined grin.

"Let's go, Kacchan," he grabs his hand tightly, trusting Katsuki fully.

It's almost like they're alone in the battle field, staring at each other and standing side by side with their hands clasped together.

When he sees the admiration and trust filling the familiar green eyes, Katsuki's chest hurts in that particular way he's been learning to ignore. Maybe once this is over, he won't have to, but now is definitely not the time.

They have a nearly Godlike ass to kick.

-----

Yes, I'm going to be writing whatever the Hell I want every time I read the newest BNHA chapter, okay?? Sue me!

I had had this idea in my head since Toga took Deku, but this art just got my motivation going to put down my idea into words!

[canirove]

Meu Amor | Chapter 19

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Masterlist

"Is everything ok?"

"My agent just texted me. He wants to talk. Asap."

"At this time in the night?"

We are out for dinner with Taylor and Charlie, who are free from the little one for the first time since she was born. Grandparents, what would we do without them.

"Yep. I'm going outside to call him, I'll be back in a minute" Rúben says as he leaves the table.

"Did something happen?" Taylor asks.

"His agent wanted to talk. It seemed serious."

"Could it be something about his career? What if PSG or Real Madrid have asked about him?" Charlie asks.

A few minutes later, Rúben comes back, his face letting us know that something bad has definitely happened.

"What is it, Rúben?" I ask, holding his hand when he sits down. Or when he lets himself fall on the chair. He is always composed, especially in public, and seeing him like this is making me worry a lot more.

"We... Someone... Urgh" he says, clearly distressed. "The Daily Mail is publishing an article about us tomorrow."

"They are doing what?" I say, definitely raising my voice, the people around us giving me a disapproving look.

"Someone has apparently sold them the story, and they have photos."

"But... How? Have you been followed or something?" Taylor asks.

"I don't know. I don't think so" Rúben says.

"Can we stop them from publishing it?" I ask.

"No, we can't. My agent said that depending on what they have and share on that article, we can ask them to take it down and then maybe sue them. But right now, there is nothing we can do. We should be grateful that they warned us about it."

"Yeah, but they did it when you can't do anything to stop them" Charlie says.

"So... That's it, then? We just wait until they share our relationship with the world? Without our consent?" I say, trying not to cry. This is not right. We should be the ones choosing when to be public if that's what we want to do.

"I'm afraid so" Rúben says, kissing my hand and trying to make me relax. But I can't. I am so angry.

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━    

That night I barely sleep. I'm constantly turning and twisting in bed, thinking about what the Daily Mail could have about us, and who could have sold it. Rúben is as restless as I am, and even though he stays still, I can feel that he is awake, his body tense. Just what he needed before a Champions League game next week.

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━    

At one point we must have fallen sleep, exhaustion taking over us. When we hear his phone ring, we both instantly wake up.

"Hey" Rúben says, answering it. "No, not yet. Yes. I see. Ok. What now? Ok, we will. Thank you."

"So?" I ask. "Is it bad?"

"Whoever sold the story, got photos and videos from your Instagram from these past months, like from Christmas with our families or during the summer."

"Then I have a mole among the people who follow me?"

"Looks like it. Any idea who could it be?"

"I don't know, I'll have to check. What does the article say?"

"He sent me the link. Do you want to read it? Maybe there is a detail that will tell us who did all this."

"Ok."

“And?” Rúben asks once I’ve finished.

“Whoever sent them this, did proper research, matching my stories and posts with where you were at the time. But there is something else… let me read it again.”

“What is it? Why are you opening your eyes like that?”

“I think I know who it was.”

“Really?”

“Yep. They mention that we’ve been together since the beginning of last year, maybe a bit earlier. Besides Taylor, Charlie and Rebecca, there is only one person who could know about us already seeing each other.”

“Who?”

“Hugo.”

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"You are not worth of your position, and the sooner you realize it and step aside so those who truly deserve it have a chance, the better. If you don't do it, I'll do it myself. And trust me, none of your friends will be able to help you.”

Hugo. His threat. He did it. He has indeed managed to do something that could ruin my career. Fuck.

“I can’t believe that little shit did it” Taylor says when I share my suspicions with her.

“We don’t know for sure, but it’s more than likely that it was him.”

“And just because Marc is now working with you?”

“I guess that’s one of the reasons. But you know that since I started working at Sky, he’s been trying to take me on a date. Looks like seeing me happy and with someone like Rúben, was the last straw.”

“That’s so… pathetic. What are you gonna do now? Are you gonna sue the Daily Mail?”

“Rúben’s lawyers are working on it. The fact that all the photos come from a private account may help us. But I don’t know… I don’t know.”

“Hey, if you need to cry or scream at someone… You know I’m here for you” Taylor says, moving to sit next to me.

“I know. Thank you” I say, giving her a hug.

━━━━━━❃━━━━━━    

“How was it at the office today?”

“All eyes were on me, and I heard some people whispering. But while I was in the bathroom a couple of girls said congratulations, and that if one day you come to pick me up from work, I should let them know.”

“That’s… I don’t know how to feel about it” Rúben laughs.

“Flattering?”

“I guess” he says, laughing again.

“How are things over there?”

“I spoke with your friend Pep today. He wanted to know how I was feeling and if I needed anything, even some time off.”

“What did you say?”

“That it wasn’t a pleasant feeling to have your private relationship being made public by the press, but that I was ok.”

“Are you?”

“I am. You?”

“Yeah. Still angry, but I’m ok.”

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A week after the article was published, my boss asks me to meet her at her office.

“Please, take a sit” she says. “How are you feeling?”

“Good. A bit tired after the trip to Liverpool because of all the delays, but good.”

“And on your personal life? Is everything alright after that article was posted?”

“We are ok. The lawyers are taking care of it.”

“Good, good. That article is the main reason why I asked you to come here today” she says. Shit. Did Hugo get what he wanted? Are they firing me for dating a football player? “I’ve spoken with “the people upstairs”, and we all want you to know that we are by your side.”

“You… what?”

“We support you. No one should have their personal life exposed like that. Not when it clearly is being kept private. Upstairs they wanted you to know that if you need legal support, our lawyers will help with anything you may need. And if anyone here at the office bullies you or mistreats you in any way, know that you can report them. We would not allow that behavior.”

“That’s… That’s very kind of you. Thank you very much.”

“You are one of our best young journalists, you’ve proven it since you arrived here. You have such a bright future ahead of you. And yes, you are dating a football player. But that hasn’t changed anything regarding your work. You’ve kept being professional, giving the best of yourself. You both have, to be honest. I watched again the interview you had with Dias before this article came out, and no one could have suspected anything. So as long as that continues, which I’m confident it will, your personal life is yours and no one else’s.”

“So you are not firing me?” I dare to ask.

“Of course not! You don’t have to worry about anything.”

“Thank you” I say, the heavy weight I had on my chest starting to disappear.

[darkphoenix07]

Conflating Arousal

[An office love story] <enemies to lovers au>

Paring : Yunho x Johwa

Genre : Office Romance, Fluff, Angst, Smut, Kdrama vibe

Warning : Mention of blood, Child abuse, Sexual Assault, Self harm, Toxic relationship, Mature content.

Synopsis : What happens when the man you hate become your CEO?

"If you have problem with me, Ms. Im, you can give your resignation letter and leave, we don't need employees like you in here."

- Jeong Yunho

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Prologue

This asshole is never going to hold me, I'm doomed. I'm getting fired. I hope I die falling from the ladder. God, I am such a dumb.

Johwa's prayer goes in vein when she realizes being into someone's arms. As she opens her eyes, she sees her Ceo staring at her with both annoyed and disgusted face.

Making her stand on her feet, he steps away from her and she bows, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have..."

"Are you multilingual?" His sudden question makes Johwa look at him. Why should he care about her being multilingual?

"Yes...I love learning languages," she says.

"You are fluent in English and Spanish? What about Japanese?" He asks again.

"Yes, Japanese too...But why d-" she asks but gets cut off by him, "Because You're gonna be my part-time secretary from now."

"What? Why would I? You have a secretary," Johwa tells him forgetting what happened a while ago.

"You do not question me after what you did. You sign this contract and Mr. Choi gets to do double jobs or you don't sign this contract and lose this job. Valid," Yunho says taking out the file he brought for her when he entered looking for her.

Johwa looks down not being able to decide what to do.

What a cunning roach he is! I can't even decline the contract, fucking hell.

"I-I'll sign it," she takes the file in her hand and starts reading.

"After signing it, fix the room in front of your cabinets by 5 p.m. for me. I'll be working there from now on," he says making Johwa more surprised.

"And also keep it as clean as possible. If I see a little amount of dirt there, I'm gonna sue you for all these mess you've created. Keep this file on my new office after cleaning it, I'll send rest of my things," he says and leaves without even hearing her say 'yes sir or no sir' .

"What does he think he is? Why would he annoy me so much? What's with the secretary thing? What is going on, ugh!!!!" Johwa kicks the file cabinet and gets hurt, "Fuck my life!!!"

3 p.m.

"Isn't it too much? She has been working since the morning," Seonghwa says coming out from his room staring at Johwa ordering people coming with furniture.

Wooyoung is on his laptop working without breaks or else he might burst out badly. Everyone was quite after Johwa told them what she had to do because Jeong Yunho is in power now. He can do anything with them either spinning them like a puppet or taking their mental peace away, its his choice and they can do nothing about it for now.

"Wooy-" San tries to talk to him but, "Don't say a word, I might punch you. Let me work," Wooyoung says and San sits back on his chair. He doesn't even know what to do. Yunho hasn't done a good thing, he is being too harsh. Just because he wants to give Mingi breaks, doesn't mean he have to choose Johwa as his another secretary. He could have hired one but why he is after her?

Time keeps passing by as Johwa keeps working without breaks making rest of them worried about her. She doesn't want to shit talk about her CEO anymore because it's like whenever she talks shit about him, he appears around him out of nowhere which is why she is a few steps away from losing her dear job.

"Ms. Im, have you finished?" As soon as Johwa looks at her watch and sees it's 5 a.m. Jeong Yunho appears at the door. She looks at him in disbelief, How annoyingly punctual he is!

"Yes, sir. I have finished working. Your room is ready," Johwa says with a sarcastic smile and Yunho enters in the room judging the whole area.

"There are some changes in the interior, I didn't want these plants," he says looking at the plants kept at a corner in a white vase.

"I added them because I thought it might look nice," Johwa says trying to read his expression if he is mad about it or not.

"Not bad," Yunho says and turns around, "You're dismissed for today. You can do your job now."

"Thank you, sir," Johwa bows and leaves the room as fast as she can because she can't stand that tallroach for another second.

As she sees her colleagues, she drops on her knees, "Guys, I'm gonna die." San goes running towards her, "Hey, what's up. What did he say?"

"That I can do my own job now as I've finished his, ugh. He is still there so don't ask me anything. I can't say a single good thing about him," Johwa says and San helps her stand.

Wooyoung just looks at her once then start working again. He understood that Johwa remembers about the night and now she is embarrassed, avoiding Wooyoung whenever she can. She didn't hug Wooyoung and is being very weird which tells Wooyoung she didn't want it to happen. It was merely a mistake for her which wasn't for him. He wanted that, he was in half sense and he remembers every little detail. How soft her lips were, how she called his name and trailed her fingers on his neck.

I shouldn't blame her for not wanting this. What am I even thinking?

"Hey, where are you lost?" San's voice breaks Wooyoung's thoughts. He almost forgot that he came to San's house after work after Johwa ditched him for the thousand times.

"Nothing, I'm just..."

"Thinking about the kiss?" San finishes his line making him surprised.

"How did you know?" Wooyoung asks.

San smirks handing him the beer, "I know everything, my friend."

"She told you about it?" Wooyoung asks and San nods, "Maybe."

"What did she say? Was she disgusted? Did it remind her of those bad memo-"

"Wooyoung, calm down. Let me tell you what happened. You don't even let me drink my beer peacefully."

"Wooyoung is mad because he doesn't have a good history with Yunho. It ended badly with them," San tells Johwa but suddenly sees Johwa's eyes getting big for the 100th time.

"What happened to you?" San asks.

"Speaking of Wooyoung, I feel like I have kissed him last night," Johwa says as a flashback comes in her mind.

"WHAT? You did what?" San asks her again because it's unbelievable for him to believe too.

"I pulled him on for the kiss for sure but why would I do that? He must have swayed by me. How am I supposed to face him?" Johwa asks San showing horror in her face.

San sighs trying to adjust the atmosphere, "Maybe he wanted to kiss you too," he says trying to learn about her feelings so he can ease his best friend later.

"Did he? I mean, why would he? I'm just his best friend..." Johwa says looking down, slapping her lips twice, "Stupid Johwa," calling herself things.

San slaps his forehead understanding she has got no idea about Wooyoung's feelings, maybe she never wanted to face it because she is scared, "You never know. Sometimes best friends can be more than best friends."

"I don't think that's the case for us. We literally hit each other twice a day," Johwa says taking out her phone, "We are like siblings. He even bought sanitary pads for me thrice."

"So, he is a like a brother to you?" San asks trying to make sure what she said.

"No, he is not but we are the same and we are weird. I don't even know. Hell, I gotta work or else I will have to overwork," Johwa gets up but turns around, "Don't tell anyone about it. I'll die of embarrassment."

"I won't," he says but it wasn't a promise, so he can tell Wooyoung, right?

"So, what are you trying to imply, Choi San?" Wooyoung asks him turning the tv on.

"I am trying to say that you should make a move for the fuck's sake or else you might lose the chance," San says sipping his beer.

Wooyoung sighs and faces San, "Listen, I need time, okay? I need time to understand my feelings too. My whole life I haven't been in a serious relationship and I have hurt girls. She is my best friend and I can't risk our relationship for my feelings. I gotta differ between love and... wanting to... whatever, let me watch the movie."

"So, you're only sexually attracted to her, that's it?" San asks narrowing his eyes earning slaps from Wooyoung, "I am not saying that, I am just unsure. I don't want to make her my fling. She will get hurt."

"So, you agree you've inappropriate thoughts being around her?"

"San, I swear I'm gonna strangle you. It's more than that," Wooyoung gets more mad.

"See, you love her. You are overprotective around her, you're so obsessive too," San says trying to prove a point but Wooyoung looks away drinking his whole beer.

"Listen buddy,if you don't try to make a move, someone else will steal her away. Don't come to me crying then. Why do I sound like those typical female best friends?" San says seeing Wooyoung not caring about it.

"You'll end up being the sad second lead this way," San again warns him and he just gives San a death glare.

"I won't let it happen. I won't let anyone be around her. I'll tell her before that," Wooyoung says focusing on the movie.

I hope, you can do that soon, San thinks staring at him.

Weeks later

"Johwa, are you not coming here?" Wooyoung asks her calling as they are having a party at Hongjong's house.

Johwa seems tired, "I am still working. I can't come yet. I don't think I can come. You guys conti-" suddenly she feels her phone taken away from Yunho. She looks at him, her eyes poking out. "No phone while working, Ms. Im," he says handing another file to her.

She grits her teeth staring at him and he cuts the call, throws her phone on the table then goes back to his room where he can see Johwa sitting there clearly.

She sees Wooyoung calling her again but Yunho nods staring at her so she doesn't pick it up. Johwa declines the call and starts working with her computer again.

10:30 p.m.

"I've mailed you all of the files, Mr. Jeong," Johwa says standing in front of his room.

"You can leave now," Yunho says standing up with his coat, "Good work," he leaves after switching the lights off.

Johwa takes her bag and leaves for the elevator but sees it closing. So, she starts taking the stairs. But suddenly she hears the elevator opening again, "You can come in if you want to."

Johwa looks at him, "I am fine, you can leave."

Most importantly, I have no wish to go down with you.

"It's 14th floor," he says.

Johwa smirks, "I thought you know I can climb down 14th floor, Mr. Jeong."

"That was a punishment for being rude. It's dark down there, you might fall too," he says still holding the button.

Why am I even insisting?

Johwa looks down and realizes her body aching so bad. It won't be a good idea if she doesn't get inside the elevator. So, she walks into the elevator.

The elevator closes and they seem calm now. Johwa looking at her phone calling Wooyoung but he isn't picking up.

They might have left the house.

She thinks not caring about Yunho being beside her. As the elevator opens, she leaves the office.

"I won't even get any taxi now," She tells herself looking around.

Suddenly Yunho's car appears in front of her, "You can hop in if you want to."

Why is he being so good with me?

"No, thanks. I will find a taxi," she declines the offer looking away. But suddenly it starts thundering which makes her look into his car.

"I don't think I'll fine one before it rains," she says and opens Yunho's car door sitting inside.

As she tells her direction, Yunho starts driving.

"Why would you help me after making me work all day?" She asks.

"Don't you think you talk so informally?" Yunho asks.

"I'm sorry," Johwa says looking outside the window.

"It was getting late," Yunho answers focusing on his driving.

Suddenly Johwa's phone start ringing. She gets happy picking it up, "Woo."

"Where are you? It is going to rain heavily, it can get dangerous" Wooyoung asks.

"I'm coming home. Are you home?" Johwa asks.

"We all are inside of your house, I mean San, Yeosang and me. Come safely," Wooyoung says.

"Don't worry, Mr. Jeong is dropping me," Johwa says.

Wooyoung's heart clenches a bit hearing the name. Why would he?

"Alright, be safe," Wooyoung says and cuts the call feeling unwell with the matter.

It starts raining heavily as soon as she cuts the call. Johwa's eyes start sparkling as she looks outside, "What a day! Wow," she smiles as some drops of water touches her face, the smell healing all the tensions of her body.

How can she think it's a good day after I ruined her whole day?

Yunho wonders seeing her so happy with raining. "Ms. Im, my car is getting wet."

"Oh, I'm sorry," she locks the window wiping off her face with her hand for removing the water drops.

That's the last sentence was spoken in the car. It gets so quite inside as they don't know how to continue any conversation.

These weeks were so hard for Johwa but she tried remaining as calm as she can being happy with the fact that San is working as both Marketing manager and literary agent. But this man is more workaholic than Hongjong so she is turning into another which is very annoying. She has always thought that overworking is very unhealthy but there's no way she can escape it, so accepting it is the best choice.

"That's it, you can drop me here," Johwa says and realizes, the rain has gotten bad. It's impossible to see clearly at this point.

Yunho stops the car and looks around. He might crash his car if he drives now.

What am I supposed to do? He looks at his watch and it's already 11. There isn't any hotel nearby either.

"Mr. Jeong, you can come over. We were planning on staying up all night anyway," Johwa says.

She doesn't want to leave him here where he helped her a while ago or else she wouldn't be able to reach home.

But he left you and your best friend to die.

A voice faints inside her but she tries to neglect it.

I can't do what he did to me.

"It's fine, I'll just wait here until the rain calms down," Yunho says not understanding what she meant by them.

"Please Mr. Jeong, I'm returning a favor," she says not realizing her own voice.

"I don't think you'll be able to go home in an hour or two," Johwa says and Yunho nods, "Alright, let's go."

"You can park your car inside, I'm waiting here, in the garage," she says and opens the car door to hurry inside the apartment but someone pulls her in his arms as soon as she peaks outside.

She gets startled and then notice, the owner of the hands on her arm is Wooyoung who is holding an umbrella above her, "Oh my God," she hits him, "I almost died."

Wooyoung chuckles staring at her, "You're such a pain in my ass."

"You have one?" She asks leaving Wooyoung flustered.

"Want me to show you? Let's head inside first," he says, "Oh, wait."

He looks at Yunho and, "Thanks for dropping her," then holds her into his arms walking inside.

Yunho keeps looking at them as they faded inside. They're always sticking together, which hurts. It brings back the hold wounds, it's like stabbing the same place again and again, it's never ending pain.

He doesn't belong there anymore, no more.

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As they gets inside the garage corridor, Wooyoung closes the umbrella.

"Wooyoung, you go upstairs, I'm waiting for Mr. Jeong," she says making Wooyoung look at her with a question.

"I told him to come over because it's pouring so bad," Johwa says rubbing the back of her neck.

Wooyoung sighs rolling his eyes, "Why would you do that?"

"He helped me, so I'm just," she says looking into his eyes.

"Don't do that eye thing. That's your house, your wish," Wooyoung says.

Johwa stands on tiptoes, "What eye thing?"

And their head fills with the night they kissed filling them with embarrassment. Wooyoung gulps staring at Johwa. All of his hidden desires poking in his stomach giving him flashbacks of her smile, her hands around him. Oh this girl controls him so well!

Yunho's clearing throat brings them back to the earth, "Let's get inside," Johwa says running in front of the elevator.

Wooyoung mentally thanks Yunho for coming in time or he might have lost it.

As they reach inside her apartment, San throws a controller at Johwa, "Save me this once, I'll treat you."

Johwa catches it and Yeosang gets mad, "San, you're such a cheater, you're not sup-" Yeosang stops as he notices Yunho with them.

San starts jumping as Yeosang's player loses, "You lost, you freaki-" he notices Yunho behind Johwa too.

Ahnjong comes out from the kitchen with the box of finished pizza and realizes the tension inside here.

"Welcome home, Mr. Jeong," she tries to break the tension and San looks around the mess they have created. Yeosang starts arranging the sofa and snacks.

"Mr. Jeong, you may sit here for now. Well, guys, It was raining heavily outside so I told him not to drive," Johwa says but Yunho doesn't seem so comfortable with the fact that everyone is around him, staring at him, glaring at him like they are about to savor him. This is beating him up, it's like someone is strangling him but he is unable to fight it.

"Mr. Jeong, you may sit there," Johwa says and he realizes that he was lost in thoughts.

"Alright," he and sits on the sofa as it's clear now.

"Where is Eunseo?" Johwa asks as she doesn't seem anywhere.

"She is asleep in her apartment, maybe she was too tired," Yeosang replies and Johwa nods.

She grabs Ahnjong's hand and drags her in her room closing her door, "Can you keep up conversations with the tallroach? These boys can't, I'm sure."

"For their history with him?" Ahnjong asks and Johwa nods, "Probably and I can't even force them."

"Alright, it's upon me. You don't need to worry. Go change into something comfortable and join us," Ahnjong says.

"Okie, bubba," Johwa hugs her smiling.

Some people in her life, really makes her feel so grateful and Ahnjong is one of them. Life would suck if she wouldn't be here with her. Things would be more difficult for her than now. She should be grateful now, shouldn't she?

Johwa comes back after some moments and see Yunho is not there. Only three of them standing there, taking Ahnjong's glare at them.

"What happened? Where is Mr. Jeong?" Johwa asks.

"I don't know man, I can't handle these kids anymore. I'm done," Ahnjong says falling on a sofa.

Johwa opens the door and starts leaving but Wooyoung grabs her hand, "He doesn't deserve your kindness, Johwa."

"When a man cares about a girl's safety, I will care about his safety and you know why," Johwa says turning at him.

He leaves her hand, "He is such a manipulator, you know nothing about that person."

"I will know myself if I have to," Johwa says and leaves running as she takes the elevator.

She shouldn't argue with her best friend for someone she doesn't like. But his care for her safety moved her in another way which is why she thinks, San was right. He is not that bad. Something happened with him, maybe.

She reaches in the basement and searches for his car. Finding it nowhere, her heart starts getting heavy. She invited him home but she couldn't treat him right. This wasn't right. She did unfair with him.

As she is about to lose hope, she realizes seeing him in his car. As she sneaks inside wanting to call him, she sees Yunho crying thumping on the car, pulling his hair. Like it's hurting so much inside, it's bothering a lot.

What did they do up there? She wonders.

Suddenly Yunho notices her and looks at her.

"Mr. Jeong..." She gulps as he comes out from his car furiously.

He stands in front of her, "Why are you here?" His tone is harsh like he is about to tear her apart.

"I-I didn't want you to go," she says retreating as he is walking towards her.

"You did it on purpose, didn't you? You humiliated me on purpose. You took revenge on me," he rasped with angry tears in his eyes making Johwa more scared of him.

"No, Mr. Jeong you're wr-"

"I AM NOT WRONG, I NEVER WAS," Yunho says and Johwa realizes, she is stuck in front of a car.

He is terrifying her, her heart is beating so fast that it's making her knees weak. She shouldn't have come, it's bad. She might lose it right now as her breathing gets heavier.

"Why would you do that?" Yunho asks looking into her eyes. She is looking everywhere but at him, "Answer me, what have I done to you?" As he growled, Johwa's eyes get teary flinching.

"I-I am...I..." her lips trembling, tears dropping down her cheeks.

"Get out," Yunho says but Johwa still trembling underneath him.

"I said LEAVE," Johwa again flinches getting stuck there. Her legs don't want to move neither her lips.

"How dare you?" Suddenly Wooyoung comes dragging Yunho's shoulder, punching him on the face startling Johwa more.

Yunho looks at him wiping off the blood in the corner of his lips.

"Jo, are you okay? Jo, look at me. Jo, everything is fine. You're fine. Hey," Wooyoung tries to make her look at him holding her cold hands.

"I-I can't mo-," she can't even finish her word, Wooyoung takes her in his arms and shoots Yunho another glare then leaves the basement.

As he takes her home, everyone starts asking what happened but Wooyoung straight takes her into her room and places her on the bed, "Won't you have food?"

She nods curling into her bed not being able to stop crying.

"Try to sleep, I'm here," Wooyoung says holding her hands, giving him as much surety as she needs.

It had been years since what she went through but some wounds cut so deep that it takes time to heal those. Anything, anytime brings back those horror which is happening to her.

I hope he feels as terrible as you right now.

Wooyoung thinks caressing her cheeks, wiping her tears, "You're safe, no one is gonna hurt you," when I am with you...

Weekends passes by as normal as before. Even after weekend, Yunho is as harsh as he can with Johwa making her work so much. Rain has become as stubborn as Jeong Yunho which Johwa thinks. It doesn't want to stop all day, all night.

But at least rain is better than him.

Johwa tried to make Wooyoung understand that Yunho became furious because she saw him crying but Wooyoung didn't want to listen a thing. In the end, their relation with each other has ruined more than before.

As for rain, it brought fever and cold in Johwa's life that she had to take leave. But her CEO didn't seem to believe her words.

"Sir, I swear I am not feeling well," Johwa says on the phone rubbing her nose with the last tissue.

"I need you in front of Zephyr in half an hour," Yunho orders her through the phone making her want to punch him this time.

"But si-"

"No, but. You're coming," he says and cuts the call.

"How inhuman he can be!" Johwa falls on her bed kicking in the air a few times then slaps herself so she can get ready as there is no other choice.

And when she looks at the place, Jeong Yunho brought her today, her desire to murder him starts waking up again.

"You called me because you want me to help you shopping?" Johwa asks him in disbelief, how disgusting a person can be?

"Yes, now get inside," he says and walks in.

Johwa starts laughing like a crazy woman and then fake cries as Yunho calls him again.

Today is your last day on the earth tallroach, l'll wipe off your peace today.

She runs after him getting inside the mall, "Why won't he wait for me?"

Suddenly she sees Yunho stopping and looking behind, "Ms. Im, can you walk faster?"

No I can't, I am sick. I have fever, I'm dying.

She stands in front of him breathing heavily, "I've come."

"I have come here to buy some gifts for my girlfriend, I thought you could help me suggesting," Yunho says staring at his phone.

He has searched a thousand of things to gift his girlfriend but none was satisfying him. None was enough for the love of his life.

"Your girlfriend..." Johwa starts thinking, "It depends on who she is."

"Moon Iseul," Yunho says showing her picture, "You should know h-"

"Oh my God, SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. HOW COULD SHE?" Johwa's sudden excitement amuses Yunho, "Why can't she be my girlfriend...?"

"I mean...I am a biiiiiiiiig fan. She is so pretty and se-I mean nice," Johwa slaps herself again, I've thirst posts about her on my Instagram archive.

"That's normal, she is an actress after all," Yunho says staring at her picture, Indeed the most beautiful woman.

"How did you meet her? What is she like? Oh my God, I can't believe," She keeps asking questions one by one but Yunho just glares at her, "You are here for work, Ms. Im."

"I'm sorry, sir," Johwa sometimes forgets being formal which she thinks a toxic trait of her. But can't even change it because of being so whimsical and stupid which is also her thought.

"However, you can plan a surprise. Like what couples do for each other. A surprise birthday night with various of gifts," Johwa says showing her sparkling eyes at him.

"But she has everything. I don't know what to give her," Yunho says.

"It doesn't matter when you love someone. You gift someone something and she will love those if she loves you back. It doesn't matter how many things she have, your one will always be her favorite ones," Johwa says smiling and feeling a little dizzy.

She is freezing even it's not snowing anywhere, maybe it's my fever but I'm glad when it's about the girl I have whipped for.

"Alright then, let's buy some things she likes," Yunho says starting walk again and Johwa starts running to keep up with him.

He should understand how tiny I am beside him, why would he walk so fast?

As they start shopping, he starts giving all the bags to Johwa which feels so inappropriate to her.

How can she date someone like him, she thinks as everything about him disgusts her.

"Ms. Im faster," Yunho orders her not stopping his shopping.

After mall, it's flowers, cake, diamonds and all the precious things someone can buy for someone they love.

On the other hand, Johwa is almost passing out from moving here to there without any rest. So, from evening to 10:50 they keep shopping and finally he reaches in front of her house. But it's raining again so they are waiting inside the car planning what to do next.

"You can just go inside and spend the time with her now. You've bought enough as far I think if my opinion matters," Johwa says feeling her temperature rising up.

And please let me go home, I wanna sleep.

"Alright, brings these inside then," Yunho says taking the bouquet only.

"Mr. Jeong, shouldn't you take all these b-"

"You don't order me. You do what I say," Yunho says not letting her finish her words.

How can he not stop bothering me, what have I done to him?

"I'm coming," she says and he leaves the car running inside.

There is no time to park his car and wait for the rain to stop, it's never ending. Though he gets wait, he runs inside to open the door.

Johwa follows him with the bags in her hands. As for her, she can't run. Her feet knees are trembling, her runny nose bothering her more, dizziness, nausea everything is making her sick that she gave up on running from the rain. Instead, she gets wet in the rain and follows Yunho as he unlocks the door.

The big corridor start making her feel like a never ending road while she gets mesmerized by the interior inside. It's like a dream to come inside her favorite actress's house but she had to come like this.

"You can take my car and go home. Give me the bags," Yunho says smiling and showing her the keys.

"Thanks but I don't need your car. I'll just call someone to pick me," she says with her tired eyes, I have no strength to drive right now.

"Oka-"

"On the couch? Really?" Suddenly they both hear Iseul's voice echoing in the living room.

As Yunho look and Johwa both look inside, Yunho's eyes fill with terror.

His girl underneath someone else, smiling like she smiles underneath him, giggling having kissed on her neck by someone else, melting in someone else's arms like she is his.

The bouquet he bought out of love for her is dropped on the ground making Iseul look at him.

"Oh my... Yunho, what are you doing here now," she fixes her half opened shirt which is surely the other man's. She looks terrified so as the man beside her.

"Mr. Jeong," but suddenly Johwa calls Yunho dropping all the gifts from her hands, starting to fall on the ground.

Yunho looks at her and catches her in his arms, "Ms. Im...", feeling her burning skin though she got wet in the rain.

What have I done to her?

Sometimes in life we get over something by getting into more difficult moments. But we should always thank ourselves for moving on because both things were difficult in different times. But we keep blaming ourselves, don't we all?

Will he focus on his heartbreak or fix the problem he created?

I'm happy that I wrote it :( I've been wanting to finish it for so long but ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀) I couldn't. So, here I am with a new chapter. I'm sorry if there's any mistake, I didn't revise it.

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playing video games with them| anemo boys <3

characters: kazuha, xiao and venti

very fluffy, a little suggestive in kazuha’s part, slight slight angst for xiao, crack

synopsis: what games you play with them, how they act with you!

not proofread please don’t sue me this is also very random :)

kazuha

playing stardew valley and animal crossing with kazuha is my life goal that will never be fulfilled please cry with me. anyway, just imagine cuddling on the sofa under a thick blanket on a cold rainy day with cups of hot chocolate or tea whilst playing stardew valley. the both of you work through the first year slowly as little farmers doing cute little farm things. also if you ever chose to get into a relationship with any of the npcs in the game kazuha will not be happy, he’d definitely not talk to that particular npc because he is now kazuha’s “sworn enemy”. he will also be a pouty baby, so please apologise and give him kisses. and if you REALLY want to make it up to him, ask him to marry you in animal crossing and this man will be on his knees in a split second. he’d prepare EVERYTHING, from the venue, the guests, he’d even attempt to design his own tux for his little character to wear. and you guys would have such an adorable animal crossing wedding. also because kissing in game is not enough, he’d probably kiss you irl when the wedding officiant says you may now kiss the xx. honestly i see kazuha even going out spontaneously to buy you a promise ring with a little maple leaf engraved in it for you. yes it was an animal crossing wedding, but it was a wedding non the less. playing minecraft with kazuha please, its so fucking wholesome- he’s so good at the game and he doesn’t even try. he knows all the tricks and he’s so sexy with redstone you cant convince me otherwise. he’s also an amazing builder pls wtf. AND OH MY GOD, imagine playing the sims4 with kazuha, he’d literally cry inside. you both would sit next to each other in front of the computer screen for hours just designing your characters. and you would have a little cat too. everytime kazuha’s character flirted with yours, he will definitely shoot you one of his romantic haikus. also the first time your characters woohoo’ed, he most likely would have teased you and said “its unfair that only they get to woohoo you know.” anyway i think playing wholesome games with kazuha is 10 bells out of 10 bells.

xiao

now this one is kinda scary. i think its pretty obvious that xiao plays shooter games honestly. or anything that has to do with fighting. it wasn’t unusual to hear him literally SCREAM randomly throughout the day because of a game. if you ever play shooter games with this aggressive boy, please proceed with caution. i honestly feel like he would be so caught up in the heat of the moment he’d actually forget he was playing with you. so if he ends up getting angry, please bare with him- he honestly doesn’t mean to call you bad, or useless, or trash… I SWEAR. xiao will immediately regret his words and he’d feel so bad. especially after he notices how your mood just instantly dies. he’d feel so bad, even after he apologised and you forgave him, he can’t accept the fact that he just called you- the love of his life something so vulgar. and since he’s so awkward and bad with people he’d literally feel like crying on the spot. he wouldn’t know what to do to make it up to you. the next few days, xiao was so cautious around you- even if you didn’t think much about the incident anymore. in the end even xiao was unable to stay away from you for too long, and he’d ask you to watch him play games instead- which you happily agreed to. he loves it when you straddle him while he sits in his chair while gaming though he’d never admit it. but whenever you felt him get tense, all you had to do was give him a kiss and you just knew he’d calm down. you literally work magic on him. also occasionally you’d hear some idiots in his party talking shit about him, you wouldn’t think twice before speaking into the microphone and start standing up for him, and your grip around his waist would definitely tighten a lot more. “if i ever hear you talking shit about MY boyfriend one more time, i will literally come in game and beat the absolute fuck out of you.” yassss girlboss! xiao’s heart would explode and his face would be beat red, he thinks he doesn’t deserve you. also he thinks your so sexy standing up for him like that, please don’t tease him about it. i rate him a “please dont scold me im trying my best” out of “FUCK YOU SUCKKKKKK”

venti

oh my god, horror games. he hates them but he can’t stop. playing phasmophobia with him would be incredibly fun, but he would make you do all the work literally. he’d be too scared to do anything- and if you ever got caught with the ghost you’d be stupid to think he’d try to save you. he would be the first one out the door and running away. he’s also so loud, your honestly more likely to get jump scared by his screaming than the actual game. other than that i think venti likes to play the sims4 too, except he’s so chaotic about it. he wants to do challenges and he also wants to make like 10 babies with you even if your sims can’t afford them- cries when they are taken away. has all the packs and just enjoys fucking around with everything- also makes bets with you, like whether your baby is going to be a boy or girl, and if you lose you owe him a kiss or he asks you to do something for him. when he plays with you, he needs to be touching your body at all times. he says it makes him feel safe, and warm. so you just let him. venti also wants to play karaoke games with you, he loves your voice so much- whether you can sing or not he loves it. but he will tease you if you cant. he loves duetting with you, to him it’s something very intimate and close to home. he wants to hold your hand and give them a squeeze as an encouragement when you sing with him. and yes you guys probably have played just dance a few times, but venti gets incredibly tired after one round- so please bare with his annoying ass. i think venti is a solid 8 red bulls out of “ive already drank 15”

guys i was supposed to include aether but his part disappeared and i- </3 i’ll have to rewrite and upload it in a second part!! heh sorry for being gone for so long, anyway i have my presentations tomorrow, a test on thursday and another presentation on friday ;-; wish me luck! ill be back writing in a few days while i suffer rn sghshshsh

also @truegaypotat my love here is some xiao content <3

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Miraculous Rant.

Where the hell do I begin…

Season 1:

The show was decent in season 1. Some episodes were just mindless filler and probably weren’t needed in the grand scheme of things but they helped us get introduced to the characters, we got to know the plot and the world our characters inhabit. It was good. The love story between Adrien and Marinette was cute and off to a touching and fluffy start.

Season 2:

This season was immediately better than season 1. It had character development, it went more into detail about the lore surrounding the Miraculous and we got to learn more about our characters and their families and the villian’s motives. (HM really went from “I wanna destroy the world” to “I wanna wake my wife from the coma she’s in”).

We got to see new heroes which was fun! We got new characters like Luka and Kagami.

The season finale was epic! The Miraculous team all taking down all the previous villains in the show was awesome. At the end we even got Mari kissing Adrien on the cheek. It was great! (Even though it clearly reset itself in season 3 cause it’s never mentioned again)

I really enjoyed season 2 and it’s probably my favourite out of the 4.

Season 3:

Season 3 was kinda good and kinda bad. We had some great episodes but this is where the show took the wrong turn.

Marinette lost some of her character in season 3. This was the start of her descent into being the Queen of Mary Sues. It’s also where she was crowned the Queen of Stalkers! Her character took a fucking nose dive in this season. We had so many moments that just creeped me the fuck out.

1. The ENTIRETY of Puppeteer 2 🤢🤢🤢 I could not stand that episode. When we reached the dreaded statue scene I physically had to pause it like 10 times. That scene takes about 3 minutes to watch… it took me about 20. I cringed so fucking hard because of the secondhand embarrassment I was feeling. That was not sweet, it wasn’t romantic, it wasn’t the least bit cute… it was a train wreck! It was creepy and stalkerish and it’s a wonder Adrien even spoke to her again after that atrocity!

2. LB delivering the present in Chat Blanc. Two words: STALKER BEHAVIOUR!!! I genuinely could not believe my eyes when I saw LB run her hand across everything in his room and then actually SNIFF Adrien’s pillow. Like WTF!!! 🤮 I’m pretty sure whoever was responsible for that scene clearly thought it was the equivalent of when someone gets their S/O’s jumper or something and it still smells like them. But this turned it up to the nth degree and way passed the line of sanity.

Adrien was extremely under-utilised in this season. He didn’t really do anything. The only episodes we got about him didn’t really focus on him. ‘Felix’ whilst focusing on Adrien’s family didn’t really feature him. ‘Party Crasher’ while a beautiful mess was more about Mari trying to get into the party than the party itself. ‘Chat Blanc’ again focused more on Mari trying to fix her mistake.

We got even more heroes in season 3, not in the right order but they were there. It was fun seeing everyone’s transformations.

Season 3 was also the season of destroying redemptions. The big one obviously being Chloe. Season 2 was setting up this amazing redemption for her and before it could go anywhere it was wiped off the face of the earth during the finale (and don’t worry we’ll get to that dumpster fire later). Gabriel also had any remaining sympathy ripped away from him. How did the guy who stopped Gorizilla from letting Adrien die when he only thought he was CN go from that to using his son like fucking baseball in Chat Blanc when he knew his son was CN. Like I knew you were a shit father but you still cared about Adrien in some way shape or form but after that episode I can see I was clearly mistaken!

Before we get to the finale I want to talk about probably my 2 least favourite episodes from this season: Desperada and Reflekdoll

Desperada:

I fucking hated this episode! The only good thing was Luka getting to be Viperion, other than that this episode was awful!

Marinette was a selfish cringey bitch. Completely ignoring Luka to gush about Adrien to Jagged. Brushing Luka off as soon as Adrien turns up. Immediately cuddling up to Aspik and flirting with him when she needed to focus on the akuma (something which she has told CN not to do many times before)

Adrien, I love you kid but Jesus Christ you were a dumbass in this episode! Aspik’s design was terrible! Aspik himself was awful. I know Adrien tried his best but dude you were given the Black Cat miraculous for a reason! He shouldn’t have tried to be Aspik but even when he did he should’ve called it quits after like 5 resets not 25,913 times.

The only person with a brain this episode was Luka. So well done guitar boy, gold star!

Reflekdoll:

This episode was annoying! It was basically the start of the Marinette can do no wrong streak! When they have to swap miraculous I was happy cause it meant we got to see new outfits and see how they each handle the different powers. It would also serve as a way to get LB and CN to see what their partners role is first hand. Until we actually get to it…

LadyNoire is of course amazing and needs no introduction to using this new miraculous that she’s never used before. She’s cocky and confident and basically just LB in Chat’s costume with his powers.

Mister Bug on the other hand is just useless. He struggles with this new miraculous (like anyone would!) and is stupid and goofy. He has to rely on LadyNoire to solve the lucky charm. They swapped miraculous so shouldn’t that mean that Mister Bug should get the lucky vision and the creative powers that the earrings give him.

Overall Reflekdoll is awful. It was shitty writing and the start of Adrien getting the short end of the stick.

And now the season 3 finale… Just what the fuck. That is my only reaction: what the fuck!

Chloe you poor fucking child! What did they do to you!!! So much potential SQUANDERED!!!!

What was the point in bringing in all these different superheros with unique skill sets, costumes and transformations if you were just going to immediately reveal them to the main villian so they can’t be used again. That’s stupid! If you wanted the shock value that is “Oh no HM knows some of the heroes identities!” Then keep it as only some. Have like Max, Kim and Kagami outside trying to find somewhere to hide but unfortunately they get hit. Or Nino and Alya are hiding but the windows open and they get hit. Have some of the heroes hide so they’re fine! Taking away every ally of LB and CN’s was a stupid move! (Even if they wanted Alya to become a spy have her as part of the like 4 that get revealed or something, it’s not that difficult)

Season 3 was 50/50 for me

Season 4:

So I know season 4 isn’t even halfway through yet but so much is wrong with this season already that I need to vent!

So my biggest problem with this season of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybitch and Rena Rouge, I mean Rena Furtive… shit, Chat Noir! Is that CN is basically pointless! Adrien has been flung over a rainbow and is only remembered when he’s needed as

1. Marinette’s love interest

2. Someone for LB to shout at

3. A plot device

He has basically been sidelined. Partners my ASS!!!

Adrien is being blown off by pretty much EVERYONE! It’s coming to a point where this poor sweet summer child is going to crack! And it is not gonna be pretty… I definitely feel like the writers are leading up to a big fight between CN and LB which will probably end with Chat Blanc 2.0.

I REALLY HATE MARINETTE/LADYBUG!!!! In Season 3 I said it was the beginning of her descent, well in season 4 she’s done it. She’s descended, she has hit rock fucking bottom. She is so unlikable I don’t actually care about her as a person. She has entered full blown stalker territory it’s only a matter of time before she starts killing people for even looking at Adrien! Not to mention that Miss Mary Sue here can’t do anything wrong! She never has to suffer the consequences of her actions, she is always perfect no matter what she does… it pisses me off!)

She’s the Guardian now big whoop. I know what it feels like to be stressed and under pressure so I do understand why she needed to tell someone about it all. I just don’t see why that person had to Alya! Especially considering she has someone by her side every akuma attack going through pretty much the exact same thing. I know she’s worried about CB happening again but as I said before the more she leaves him out the more she is actually pushing that to become a possibility! Plus it makes sense for them to reveal their identities now since LB is now the guardian it’s probably a good idea to know who holds the cat miraculous, she knows everyone else’s identities!

Even if she didn’t want to tell CN her identity she could still explain the situation to him. If she didn’t want to tell him anything (which she doesn’t anyway) then instead of Alya she should’ve talked to Luka! Her boyfriend for all of half an episode (thanks writers…). He’s so sweet and caring and clearly loves her so much! If she wanted someone to confide in then why not choose the person you clearly wanted to date but couldn’t because of that very reason! (Yeah I know it’s kinda a moot point now since Luka knows both identities but still). He wanted to try and comfort her so it would’ve been the perfect moment for it. That way you could still date him and he’d know why you had to suddenly leave dates halfway through! But no break the boys heart instead!

Adrien and Marinette were both such fucking idiots in the first 2 episodes. Like why would you start a relationship with someone when you know your heart isn’t in it! That’s called leading someone on and is a really shitty thing to do to someone! No wonder Kagami and Luka ended up akumatized!

Another aspect of season 4 I don’t like is Rena Furtive. Yes ok having a spy for your side is a good strategy but when said spy basically tells an important member of a duo that the 2 person job doesn’t involve them… it just really ticks me off! Alya you are the sidekick to LB and CN! Chat isn’t!

Miraculous specials:

The Miraculous World specials suck! Shanghai is better than NY but still has its problems. Both specials add nothing to the overall plot/lore of the show apart from trying to set up some weird cinematic universe…

NY special:

One of the worst things I’ve ever had to sit through! The plane scene alone I paused a few times. I want to say well done to Mari for trying to move on from Adrien (especially considering I’m pretty sure she’s dating Luka at this point) but I can’t help but think it’s just to give her character some pointless development that goes nowhere and doesn’t actually develop anything!

LB can pretty much fuck off at this point! I hate her! She put all this shit on CN (like she doesn’t know exactly how that feels). It’s like why does she get to go off on holiday but CN can’t. LB should’ve stayed in Paris for 3 reasons:

1. She’s recently become the guardian meaning it would probably be best that she stayed with the Mircle Box

2. She’s the only one who can purity the akumas

3. If she’s so sure about being the boss then she should take responsibility of Paris and the citizens.

What really pisses me off about her is what she says to CN during the big fight. “I can’t trust you”… surely you could have this conversation afterwards since you’re supposed to be focusing on taking down the villian! Plus everyone bashes Adrien for giving his miraculous up in this episode but look at it from his point of view: His partner and best friend just said she couldn’t trust him which in turn caused him to cataclysm someone and essentially kill them. That’s gonna take a toll on anyone, especially a 14 year old! He probably thought in that moment. “Ladybug needs a partner she can trust and someone who won’t mess up and kill someone. She needs a better partner.” It makes sense he renounces his miraculous! I’m just upset that in doing so he loses Plagg who is pretty much his only friend who actually understands what Adrien goes through at home.

When Uncanny gets CN to come back, LB acts like it’s not her fault in the first place that he feels inadequate! She didn’t even apologise for saying what she did! He apologised for lying about not being in Paris but nope LB wasn’t in the wrong at all and didn’t have anything to apologise for 🙄… (yes the LadyNoir hug was amazing but I just wish it was under different circumstances!)

Also are we not gonna mention Gabriel Agreste almost starting WW3??? He wanted to launch a fucking missile!!!

Shanghai:

As I said before, this special is way better for several reasons.

We got MariChat! (Best side to the love square imo). This special actually had some semblance on a plot. Fei, whilst a bit op, was a cool character. It was nice to see Wang Cheng again.

However once again there were many problems.

A big one being Marinette yet again! (What a shock! 😒 I’ll come back to this). Another was that once again HM’s motivation has changed. How is getting the Prodigious gonna help bring back Emilie??

Back to Marinette… The fact that the words “Huh?! There must be some kind of mistake! I always know what's up with Adrien! … His 5 first names and every corresponding name date, his yearly schedule, even his shoe size! If there were anything to know about him, I would know it!” come out of her mouth whilst she is flipping through his schedule that she keeps in her pocketbook is a hugh red flag!!! That is not cute or adorable! That’s messed up and Adrien needs to fucking run and maybe possibly go into witness protection… Marinette is a full blown stalker! Not to mention the GPS she has (that could just be the find my friends app on iphone but still).

It also is extremely rude of her to use not only her great uncle’s birthday but also a lie about wanting to know her Chinese heritage in order to go to Shanghai to stalk her obsession, I mean crush. This could’ve been avoided if the Dupain-Chengs were going to Shanghai for the purpose of celebrating Wang Cheng’s bday and then Adrien just so happened to be in Shanghai.

Also this means LB left Paris without telling CN! I know CN did the same but again he can’t purify the akumas. Plus he has a reason he couldn’t stay in Paris, Mari just went cause her crush did. Great guardianship there Marinette.

This was also the last time CN actually did something. Even if it was for a short while before LB and her female partner took over (the beginning of a theme…)

Other things:

There are 2 other things that I wanna say but felt they needed a separate bit.

In Furious Fu, Su-Han has a rule book that he uses to tell Marinette which rules she has broken. At the end of the episode he tells her that is she breaks 1 more rule that he will take the Miraculous and the Miracle Box off her, which fair enough but wouldn’t it be helpful to leave the rule book with her?! How can she be wary of not breaking anymore rules when she doesn’t even know what the rules are??

Now the big one: Master Fu…

Where do I even start with him. He is so fucking manipulative!! He is Asian Dumbledore!

He decides to leave these extremely powerful jewels in the hands of 13 year olds! Surely leaving the miraculous to someone in their 20s would’ve been better!

He clearly favours LB over CN even though the Ladybug and Black Cat are supposed to be partners! Wouldn’t it make sense for them both to be in contact with the guardian from the start?? He randomly started introducing rules such as if LB and CN find out each other’s identities they would lose their miraculous… what kind of bullshit rule is that? It also came out of fucking nowhere!

Final Thoughts:

But to summarise all of that: Miraculous is on quite a steep decline but I’m invested at this point and I am genuinely curious as to where the fuck this will go.

Marinette needs professional fucking help before the writers even consider canonising Adrienette cause at the moment she is not what Adrien needs!

Adrien needs to stand up for himself! He needs to pull LB to the side and tell her what he feels and what he’s going through cause he is on the precipice of a breakdown!

(Small point that’s more to do with the fandom: when searching for fanfics it’s really annoying that Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir Bashing is a tag but Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug Bashing isn’t. Why does everyone think Marinette can do no wrong???)

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A Mutual Agreement.

Summary: You want to watch your boyfriend, Hoseok, wank off.

(A/N: this is soooo uh...explicit. sorry? Feedback is always welcome, don't judge me, I love hoba.)

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"Do you still jack off?"

Hoseok paused, the cup in his hand frozen mid-air, a blank stare on his face, "Excuse me?"

You laughed, leaning towards your boyfriend, "I mean we've been living together for 3 months, I've never seen you masturbate."

He raised his eyebrows and set his coffee down slowly, sending you an incredulous look. "That's because now I use your pussy instead of my hand."

You grinned at him, expecting as much. You had a very high sex drive, Hoseok matching your energy both in spirit and adventure. There was little you hadn't tried, but watching your boyfriend get off to completion wasn't on the list.

"I want to watch you do it though," You said quietly, dragging your eyes down to his lips, watching his tongue slip out to lick his lips apprehensively.

"I don't see how that would benefit you," He frowned, biting down on his bottom lip, "Why wouldn't we just have sex?"

"Because I want to focus on you completely," You explained, scooting towards him on the couch until you were practically on top of him, "Please baby?"

He inhaled shakily, leaning back into the couch further, "Only if I can watch you too- touching yourself, I mean. I want to watch too," He mumbled.

"Sure," You said easily, "Sounds fair."

He had agreed but the actual opportunity didn't present itself for awhile, the two of you always got too horny for each other to remember your deal before you were already fucking. So when Hoseok marched into the living room one afternoon and announced today was the day- you were more than down.

"I'm about to rub one out," Hoseok declared with a close mouthed smile. holding out his arms like he deserved a medal for that statement. "Now's your chance to watch if you were serious."

You squealed in excitement and jumped up, following him to the bedroom you shared, doing a little dance on your way in.

"You're so weird," He chuckled, watching you perch at the edge of the bed eagerly. He stood in front of you awkwardly, staring down at his dick and then back at you. "I don't know why I feel so shy right now."

You grinned at him, trying not to laugh. This entire situation was a little awkward, you had to admit. You tucked your feet under you and motioned for him to sit next to you on the bed, watching him move entirely too slowly. He was acting like you were a cat about to pounce on him, his eyes wide and apprehensive. You felt your heart warm with fondness, leaning towards Hoseok and kissing right under his ear. He shivered under you, already breathing heavier.

"What made you want to touch yourself?" You asked, keeping your eyes on his face to track any source of discomfort. If he didn't want this, you'd stop immediately. It wasn't worth making your boyfriend uncomfortable.

He kept his eyes staring ahead, avoiding looking at you altogether, "I- uh, well I was going through my camera roll and found a picture of you from Spain."

"The one where you have me bent over the balcony railing without any underwear and my skirt flipped up?" You smirked, kissing his neck again, nipping his skin a little this time.

"That would be the one, yes," He mumbled, laughing at his own awkwardness. "I revisit that moment in my dreams often- Fuck, you were so loud that night, we should've made a sex tape."

"That's a terrible idea," You pointed out, dragging a light touch down his neck and stopping at his carotid, pressing down and tracking his pulse for a moment. It was still fast- he was nervous.

"Relax," You whispered, "Just show me what you'd do if I weren't here."

He nodded, leaning back slightly, and unzipping the fly of his jeans. He slid his hand in, palming himself through his boxers. Hoseok lifted his hips slightly

and you shot a hand out to help push his pants down, stopping halfway down his thighs. "I thought you weren't touching?" He asked, looking at you sideways.

"Right," You smiled sheepishly, "Sorry."

Hoseok grinned and pushed your hand away, pulling his boxer briefs off himself. You couldn't help but smile, staring straight at his semi-hard dick. You were very fond of it, fighting against yourself to look but not touch. His dick was on the longer side, thin like him with a lean to it. There was a delicateness to him that you loved, cherishing every part of him. You felt saliva pool in your mouth as he began to touch himself, mumbling about getting lube.

You scrambled to locate some, not wanting him to move an inch. There was bottle in the second drawer of his bedside table, half empty because you two were obsessed with each other- sue a girl for liking her boyfriend. You tossed it to him and he caught it with ease, squeezing out a good amount on his fingers and wrapping them around his cock.

"That was a lot," You chided, watching the way his finger slid over the veins of his dick.

"You know I like it wet," He bit back instantly.

If you were having a hard time not smiling before it was impossible not to now, watching at his hand move up and down on his cock like it was the most beautiful thing you had ever seen, which it was.

"You're so fucking sexy," You mumbled, half to yourself but you were glad you said it when Hoseok let out a heavy sigh nearing a moan, tightening his grasp on himself. His cock reacts, how fully hard and a bead of precum collecting at the tip. You wanted to lean over and lick it off but the satisfaction of watching him swirl his thumb over the head of his cock instead was enough to remind you why you were doing this in the first place.

Hoseok stroked his cock, clenching his jaw to contain whatever noise he was about to make. You pouted, wanting to watch him completely unravel.

"I wanna hear you," You whined, slapping his thigh lightly.

Hoseok laughed, speeding up his upward stroke and adding a slight twist to his wrist at the head, "Yes ma'am."

You watched the way the thick veins on his cock disappeared between his fingers, skin flushed with stimulation. He hadn't touched his balls once- interesting, that was usually a large part of what you spent time on when you went down on him. Hoseok angled his hips up and suddenly stilled his hand, fucking up into his own fist at an impressive speed. You inhaled sharply, leaning towards him a little more.

At this point, Hoseok was letting out quiet little grunts that he often did before he came, the telltale signs of an impending orgasm rapidly approaching.

"Baby, look at me," He ordered, causing you to snap your eyes up to his face.

He looked gone, eyebrows furrowed together and his eyes heavy with lust, mouth hanging open slightly. You smiled at him, appreciating the low moan he let out when your eyes met his. Fuck, you loved him. He leaned back slightly, supporting the weight of his upper body with one hand behind him to allow his hips to lift off the bed even more, snapping into his own grasp roughly.

"Tell me what you're thinking about," You demanded, hypnotized by the almost desperate look on his face.

"You," He breathed out, "I'm thinking about you and that night in Spain- shit, you fucking drive me insane. I'm gonna cum."

You look back towards his dick just before he came, watching white lines shoot across his abs at first and then slowed down, dripping down the side of his fist that he continued to fuck into slowly now, the space between his fingers smaller as if he was milking his own orgasm. You sat on the heel of your foot, trying to relieve tension in your body as Hoseok fell back onto the bed, chest heaving.

"That was good," He sighed, out of breath.

"You're telling me," You agreed, picking up his hand and licking the cum off of it as he watched with peaked interest.

"Babe, I just finished," He pointed out, already knowing what you were about to do. "You're gonna have to give me a second to recover."

"I'm just cleaning up," You said defensively, lowering your lips to his cum covered abs.

It was the polite thing to do.

He laughed softly and buried his other hand in your hair, stroking the top of your head lightly, "Things will be different when the roles are reversed."

You hummed in response, looking up at him with curiosity. His eyes flickered down to yours and he smirked slightly, pulling one arm behind his head and sighing contently.

"I wanna watch you, sure," He explained. "But I also kind of want to tell you what to do."

TO BE CONTINUED...PART TWO