Countdown to Agatha: Day 754
Agatha: “Who ever said: “an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” is a huge frickin liar.”
Wanda: “Why? They’re a good source of vitamin C and fiber - among other things.”
Agatha: “Well, I just threw one at Y/N, and now they need to go to the doctor! Thus, proving the phrase is counterproductive. Boom.”
Wanda: “…”
Wanda: “Should I get the car warmed up for the drive to the doctors office?”
Agatha: “Yeah, you do that and I’ll get Y/N an ice pack”
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If Alastor sees Charlie as his daughter do you still ship them?
Idea that Alastor just got a whole thing for Morningstar family
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please tell me you’ll make the new shade of lipstick with the other dorm leaders!!😭 10/10
No housewarden is safe from Yuu.
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my dad's new girlfriend is a year older than me. should i kill him
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Do you like Terry Pratchett's books Mod?
I mean I'm literally cosplaying Aziraphale this weekend so
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Why does everyone keep asking if I was bullied as a child? Anyways here's my kin list.
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if you know anything about me, it's i love collecting tarot cards. i especially love fandom related ones. heck i even have the official fallout tarot cards.
so when i saw that they are coming out with officially licensed good omens tarot cards i was ecstatic
look at them! beautiful! cool as heck!
wait a minute
isn't the 6 in the major arcana usually the lovers card?
what the hell is "the duo" card?
y'all out here really making official Good Omens tarot cards and are really going to "gal pals" aziraphale and crowley? really? REALLY??
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would you ever fuck one of your mutuals if they asked really really nicely?
i would fuck my mutuals if they hit me with their cars
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sherman's circular gallifreyan canon king!!!!
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Ok.
Ok.
But hear me out.
She's an alien, you see.
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nonhuman characters who start picking up mannerisms they literally do not need to do and have no use for from their human buddies (like taking deep breaths when they’re trying to calm down, sighing in frustration, facial expressions and body language that aren’t a thing for their species, ect)
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you ever see someone so hot and think
"god i wish i could kill them" (romantic i swear) (billy-coded tbh)
or
"god id let them kill me" (stu-coded)
If you've read any of my writing you have to know the answer to this.
Mostly in real life I look at hot people and I think: damn would you let me beat you up a little for fun and romance?
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Will i add mizora? Only time will tell
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By any chance would you like audios sent to you or boys moaning and whimpering? 👀
I would go absolutely feral if this were to happen I'm just sayin!!!
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