#yippee fucking ki yay

[prettyboysmlm]

ughhhh headacheeeeeee

[goddesspharo]

TRINITY, PLEASE. [x]

[it-one-line-at-a-time]

"Or what, boy? Or what? The n***** here lives down the street from me and my daddy, isn't that so?"

[the-b1ah]

Part 8 last one!! of You can’t bench me!

Whoop! Another one bites the dust, you can’t bench me if officially done!

Context:

Phantom kicked all the ass and took all the names. The crew then shuffled back to the cave to get fixed up.

Alfred has patched up Steph and Tim, and has moved on to Jason. Getting helmet shards taken out of your face is not fun 2/10 stars at least it’s not a crowbar.

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Henchmen: time to die Red Hood

Red Hood: k let me ask my son

Henchmen: wha-

Red hood: he said nuh uh

Henchmen: the fuck you mean nuh uh

Phantom with a steel chair: yippee ki yay Mfers

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Masterlist| Origin | part 7 | part 1 | bonus!!

[balletfilmss]

COWBOY LIKE ME

✸ pairing: jason grace x cowgirl!reader smau

✸ notes: this is a random ass prompt but i like it hehe 🤭 this was originally gonna be a leo one but then i found the first pic…cowboy wannabe jason it is

…now playing: our song—taylor swift

yn.ln: cuntry 🎀

tagged: j.grace

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ssmchsizzleee: JASON, SHE’S SOUTHERN AND GREEK, RUN FOR THE HILLS BROTHA 🗣️🗣️

╰┈➤ j.grace: too late 🤷‍♀️

╰┈➤ yn.ln: said the mf from TEXAS 😒

sunshinesolace: YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS ‼️🦅

╰┈➤ yn.ln: YEEHAW

j.grace: i think i pull of the princess cowgirl hat pretty well, if i do say so myself

╰┈➤ yn.ln: yes baby, you’re very pretty

╰┈➤ j.grace: 🤭

abchase: A WIN FOR US SOUTHERN GIRLIES 🤞🤍COWGIRL PARTIES 4EVER

╰┈➤ yn.ln: 4EVER AND EVER BETH

annabethsbf: i never wanna see a pair of boots ever again oh my fuck

╰┈➤ yn.ln: life was so much better five seconds ago before you commented this

honey.hazell: SAVE A WHO AND RIDE A WHAT

╰┈➤ annabethsbf: HAZEL NO HIDE YOUR EYES

╰┈➤ honey.hazell: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

╰┈➤ yn.ln: hazel…sweetie no 😭

piedpiper: still can’t believe you pulled off a rodeo themed party

╰┈➤ yn.ln: you know i love me a good theme 😋

j.grace: SOUTHERN WOMEN ARE THE HOTTEST‼️

╰┈➤ annabethsbf: AMEN TO THAT BROTHER 🗣️

…now playing: stick season—noah kahan

j.grace: if the boot fits then wear it, or something like that

tagged: yn.ln

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annabethsbf: i cannot believe my eyeballs. she turned our roman yeehawy

╰┈➤ j.grace: yippee ki yay or whatever 🤠

piedpiper: do not country-afi noah kahan jason.

╰┈➤ j.grace: why must you have a problem with every little thing 😒

╰┈➤ piedpiper: i am no man’s peace.

yn.ln: MY CUTIE COWBOY ‼️🤍

╰┈➤ j.grace: I LOVE YOU COWGIRL 🫶

╰┈➤ yn.ln: I LOVE YOU TOO 🤭

╰┈➤ ssmcshizzle: GET A ROOM 🗣️🗣️

ssmcshizzle: don’t think i forgot the time i put MY cowboy hat on your head and you swatted it away like a fly 😒

╰┈➤ j.grace: well she kissed me after she put it there so i wasn’t gonna say NO

╰┈➤ ssmcshizzle: I COUPDVE DONE THAT IF I THOUGHT IT WOJLD WORK

╰┈➤ yn.ln: LEO GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND

abchase: the boot definitely didn’t fit but it’s okay bc you tried 😇

╰┈➤ j.grace: annie you’re supposed to be supportive of the country escapades 😔

ghostboy.nico: gods, they’re multiplying

╰┈➤ yn.ln: you love us southerners, we know ☺️

╰┈➤ ghostboy.nico: unfortunately

╰┈➤ sunshinesolace: thanks babe 🤩

j.grace uploaded a story!

@ annabethsbf replied:

SHE HAS YOU SAYING YALL NOW???

shhh, quiet city boy

said the kid raised by wolves

i will bite you.

@ ssmcshizzle replied:

yo is that my hat?

probably, considering i’m wearing hers

WELL CAN I HAVE IT BACK??

🤷‍♂️

@ yn.ln replied:

omg jay you’re tarnishing my mysterious cool girl reputation

you’re as mysterious as a glass window

that’s not true

i’m hot n sexy n mysterious

2 truths 1 lie

you suck

love you too honey 😚

[prettygreenpills]

Could you do a Larissaxreader song-fic based on the song "Slumber party-Ashnikko" plsss 🙏

Hello anon! Here it is!

Slumber party - Larissa Weems

warnings: smut, gxg!, shapeshifter!larissa, rough-ish sex, teasing, etc.

You swayed your hips as you took the bottle of wine and pretended it was the mic.

“My girl look like Wednesday Addams

Eyes go black when she orgasms

Hide your back, she likes to stab them

My butt cheeks, she likes to grab,”

Skipping few lines, you took a sip of wine and swayed your hips again. You swallowed the wine and turned around, then continued in the song.

“Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up in my house

I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch

She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me

I think she really likes me, ask politely, can I”

You turned around and there she was. When you saw the tall blonde woman in her pajamas, the lyrics of the song made much more sense to you.

Walking over to her and leaning your chin on her shoulder, you kept whispering the lyrics.

“Yippee-ki-yay, welcome to the show

It's an all-girl party, clothing-optional”

“Oh really?” Larissa asked you and you both had forgotten about the song which was still on. You kissed her onto her shoulder and softly pulled her dress down from there. Larissa leaned back a little and her hand got lost in your hair.

“Yeah,” whispering and attacking her neck, you said. When you started sucking on her sweet spot, Larissa moaned softly and you took a zipper of her dress. Seeing that Larissa liked it from her actions, you turned her towards her and when she saw you, her eyes widened.

“I’ll go and take a nap,” you said with a smile on your lips and turned away from her, swaying your hips. She had a beautiful view since you were only in your thong and bra. Larissa moaned softly and in two seconds, she grabbed you by your waist and pulled you towards her.

Body hitting a body, you could feel how excited she was. And also that she shifted her anatomy. Again.

“Is that so?”

“Well, if you have another idea what to do now…” you smiled and arched in your back a little, making the woman grown as your ass rubbed against her.

Larissa picked you up and turned you in the air. Sitting you on her hips, she let out a moan as your tits bounced.

“Oh, I have a much better idea what to do with you now,” she said and looked at your body. When she found you biting on your lower lip, she couldn’t hold back and she took you to the bedroom.

You leant in to kiss her. Larissa returned the kiss, but then she disconnected your lips and started kissing your chest. You tilted your head back and with that you pushed your tits out.

Screaming quietly, you closed your eyes shut when she let you fall onto the bed. You crawled up to the headboard and kept watching Larissa undressing. She didn’t leave anything on, she went naked immediately. You couldn’t help but your eyes immediately fell onto her naked pubic area.

“Issa-“

“Hush now darling,” she whispered and towered her body over yours. “You were playing with those hips of yours and now you want to stop me?”

“No- fuck no. Please Larissa,” you begged her immediately and Larissa pulled your thong off. You took care of your bra and it flew across the room.

“Then be a good girl love,” she whispered and brushed your inner thighs. That sent electricity through your body because you desired to feel that.

She placed her knee between your legs and knelt down. Stroking her cock with one hand, she pulled your legs open and she took your left one. You looked at her in confusion and she didn’t react at all. She turned your body. You were laying on your right shoulder and your whole body was twisted, right leg being stretched out and the left one over it.

“Look at this beautiful ass of yours,” Larissa moaned and when you felt her cock at your entrance, you looked at her giving her a side eye.

You closed your eyes as she started sliding in. The warmth which had created between your legs was spreading in your whole body and your mouth softly opened. Larissa realized it as soon as she heard a soft moan from you.

There was a gap between your left tight and the bed. Larissa realized it sooner than you and she smoothly slid her hand there to stimulate your clit. When she touched you, she got an arch in your back as a response.

“Fuck-“ Larissa moaned out and she pushed the rest of herself fully in. You frowned out of the stretch but you didn’t try to stop her. Loving what she made you feel, you just moaned and when Larissa took you by your hair and pulled you up.

“Daddy-“ whining softly, you could feel yourself pulsating around her. Your eyelids fell, your mouth stayed open. When she started moving behind you, you were biting on your lower lip. “Oh fucking hell-“

Larissa took a breath from between her clenched teeth. A soft groan escaped from her throat and after that she sped up. Her hips were moving rhythmically and her hips were meeting your ass.

Leaving your mouth softly opened so you could breath, your head was bowed and you were squeezing the pillow. Realizing your white knuckles, you were moaning loudly because when Larissa was fully in, she pulled out almost the whole length of herself and then she slid back in.

“You feel amazing around me,” Larissa breathed out and you realized how hard it was for her to speak. You gulped and squeezed your fingers around the pillow once again. Larissa’s hands appeared on your hips and she was squeezing them softly, sending butterflies to your stomach.

Your saliva in your mouth got thicker than usually. It was hard for you to swallow. When Larissa lowered her body over yours and her chest was touching your back, you moaned. She was filling you up with need.

The soft skin of her chest with two buds on it brushed against your back. Realizing how hard her nipples were, you lifter your back a little just to not loose the feeling of her behind you.

“Daddy- faster-“ you moaned. Taking few breaths, Larissa brushed your back as a response and she started slamming her hips against your ass more often. Your made a face expression you weren’t really proud of and you let Larissa fuck you just like she liked.

“Darling- Christ, so good,” Larissa growled and she showed her nails into your soft skin, making you hiss in pain between the moans.

Feeling Larissa deep inside of you, the way she was stretching you out was satisfying. You were taking as deep breaths as you could, and later when you felt the butterflies in your stomach, you shook.

“Daddy- fuck please- I- I-“

“Are you close love? Are you gonna cum?” Larissa asked you panting and you moaned into the pillow.

“Y-Y-Yes! Fuck!”

“Go ahead darling,” Larissa allowed you. “Cum for Daddy-“ she got cut off by her own hiss and you whined loudly into the pillow.

Your walls clenched around her. Your eyebrows furrowed and your mouth opened. Whines were leaving from your mouth and you were squeezing the pillows under yourself when you were cumming.

“Daddy!”

Larissa kept pounding into you. She stepped your ass once, twice. You were shaking on the bed under her and the sight she had… she would pay any price to see you like that again.

“Fuck baby-“ Larissa moaned and pushed her hips against your ass, as she marked you from the inside. She stayed in until she wasn’t empty.

“Oh god-“ you panted and your eyes rolled back into your head. You clenched around her even more than before. Larissa breathed out heavily and she started slowly pulling out. Then she laid next to you and sighed.

“I could fuck you like this every day,” Larissa breathed out and you chuckled.

“What’s stopping you?” Asking back you tiredly closed your eyes and then opened them again. You chuckled when you saw Larissa’s face expression and you closed your eyes, still smiling.

“We will see who will be the one who will want to stop.”

“I guess we will,” you said and with that sentence you decided to stop talking. Larissa didn’t say anything as well and you exhaled softly, falling into the beautiful dreamworld.

[sapphosdickandballs]

I'm not shy, I'll say it I've been picturing you naked I'm a little faded You look like a fucking painting

Big doe eyes, amazing She's everything I've been praying My heart palpitations She looks like the type to break 'em

Me and your girlfriend playing dress up in my house I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch She cute, kawaii Hentai boobies that excites me I think she really likes me ask politely can I o-o-ooh

Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party

Uh, it's getting hot in here I'm the Nelly in the party with some rocks for ears (so hot in here!) I'm a slave for you, baby, Ms. Britney Spears She a Clover, I'm a Toros, bring it on for cheers And I'm sexy like Christina when I dip it low Not an H-town girl, but I rodeo Yippee-ki-yay, welcome to the show It's an all-girl party, clothing optional (best lineee)

Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up at my house I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me I think she really likes me, asked politely, can I (woo-hoo) (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party (Ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh) slumber party

[borrelia]

that thing abt the vindication it feels to dislike someone for petty reasons and then to finally find a legitimate reason. anyway tumblr user pachacamac still pisses me off for the petty reason that they* kept getting on my and other usamericans asses for not using proper british slang for stc fan content. like how tf am i supposed to KNOW i need to replace this phrase/word with other regional slang, do i need to google every word to check if british people use it? theres no easy way to check this yk. and they were such a dick about it! this post sponsored by me trying to make more exit fancomic stuff and fruitlessly googling every phrase i plan on using to see if theres a special slang version for british people. fuck it, theyee all american now. yippee-ki-yay etc

[rayslittlekitten]

Motherlover

“Dad Will” Masterlist

A/N: Okay here's another sorta Christmas-related fun fic. I couldn't think of a better title.

Rating: T

Word Count: 468

Pairing: Dad!Will & Daughter OC (Lucy); Dad!Will & Uncle!Benny Miller; Lucy & Cousin Gary

Plot: Will finds out the kids got introduced to a Miller Christmas tradition.

Contains: banter, humor

Will is watching a game as he’s watching over Lucy and Gary.

“YIPPEE KI-YAY MUDDER FU—“

“Whoa! WHOA!” Will quickly scoops up Lucy as she dashes past him while chasing after her little cousin with a toy lightsaber, her legs still moving as she dangles in the air.

“Where’d you learn that?” He asks her with a stern look.

“Learn what, daddy?” She looks at her father, confused at why he interrupted her play time.

"Yippee ki-yay..."

"Mudder fuck--" Lucy finishes the phrase but Will quickly cuts her off.

"No, no, no! That's a bad word! We don't say that. Where'd you hear that?" he asks her again.

“The Christhmuth movie!” She answers.

"And where did you see this movie? Mommy and daddy would never let you watch that."

"Uncle Benny wasth watching it yeth-terday."

"Lucy! It’s your turn to be Hans Booger!" Gary says.

"No more saying that, okay?" Will tells her. "You can say yippee ki-yay, but not the other words. Those are bad words."

"Okay, daddy!" Lucy agrees as she tries to wiggle free from his hold.

"You too, Gary. You can't say those bad words," Will also tells his nephew who nods in return.

As soon as Will puts Lucy back down, they go sprinting off chasing each other again.

"No running!" Will shouts.

***

When Benny swings by to pick up Gary, Will has a word with him.

"Hey man, listen. The kids were supposed to be napping so I put on Die Hard. It's a Miller Christmas tradition," he shrugs.  "I didn't know Lucy woke up in the middle of the movie until she started copying me when I shouted out that catchphrase,” he explains.

"It's a Miller tradition that we started when we were old enough to watch it.”

“Pft, you were like 10 or something and I was like 8. We were nowhere near old enough--" Benny counters, but stops talking after seeing his brother's deadpan face. "Okay, I'm sorry. I'll make sure she doesn't see it again until she's old enough."

"Thank you," Will says.

As if on cue, Gary and Lucy come running back around again.

"Hey Lucy Moose, come here for a second," Benny crouches down to her level.

"Uncle Benny!" Lucy throws herself at him and hugs him tightly.

“Remember the Christmas movie we saw yesterday?”

Lucy nods.

“We can’t say the hero's catchphrase. They’re bad words,” he explains.

“I know. Daddy told me,” she says.

“Good. Instead, say yippee ki-yay motherlover.”

“Yippee ki-yay mudder lover!” She repeats.

“Yeah, see. Love is nice, right?” Benny cranes his neck up to look at his brother for approval. “Who doesn’t love their mother?”

“Benny, no, it was more than just…” Will sighs and shakes his head, defeated.

"YIPPEE KI-YAY MUDDER LOVER!" Both cousins yell in unison before running off.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

The listeners doing that one trend where girls make drinks based off their ex but for the listeners it's for their boys!

Boo: candy overload - basically a flavored vodka with a fuck ton of candy and sugar on the rim.

Scout: yippee ki-yay - milkshake with cinnamon straws and chocolate coins. (Milkshake can be any flavor)

Sunflower: flower power - very fruity drink with pretty edible flowers! Also a card with flower facts (made by finn)

Casper: pizza rat - Root beer with a lil skate board cookie and a pizza shaped as a rat.

Rook: Sexy Dom CEO - Boulevardier cock tail with a pasta. There's a 50 shades of gray book (they don't read it bc that book is eh)

Star: Stream Boost - redbull blueberry (or whatever is the blue one) is slushied and has a star straw and muffins that Faust like. There is even a small star sticker that the listeners get

Angle: Molten bits - classic mudslide but has adjustments to make it red and have yellow and brown chocolate. It even had lil devil horns. (I'm running out of ideas and this is the best I got for him)

(I fixed this bc I forgot Faust oops! <3)

[thetragicallynerdy]

found the best most helpful sexy writing advice of all time on quorra

[ID from Alt text: two screenshots from the same Quorra question/answer. First, the question, which reads: How do you spell out sexual moans?

Second, an answer by Shayn M., Language-Culture/IR Consultant (201-Present) which reads:

Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A-whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink! Zowie! Ker-splat! Holy catamite Batman, this is intense! Owwwwww! Aaaaaah is that the time? Oh oh! Yeah, do me like a chicken dressed as a squirrel you fucking maggot! Slap! Fwap! Mooooo! Cockadoodledoo! Urrrrgh! Hurrrrgh!

Urk urk! Squeak ah squeak ah! Ooooooooo! Yippee Ki-yay! Thar she blows! Aaaaaaaaahm.

End ID.]

[i-heart-schlock]

“I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne.”

“Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker”

[guttcd]

DEJAN BENNANI’S BEACH HUT CONFESSIONAL ➝ EXIT

after getting hauled away by security and getting first aid assistance, the producers were kind enough to remind him that he is contractually obligated to complete the dumped beach hut prompt before leaving  the villa officially and oh my god, this man is fuming. dejan is sat with a clenched jaw and hardened eyes, currently nursing his split lip with his tongue. one of his legs is shaking, impatience and adrenaline still festering in his veins.

𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥?

“yah.”

𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝?

“dunno.”

𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝’𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞?

“nah.” 

𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝’𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝?

“eh.”

𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧?

“they could all choke for all i care.” 

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚?

he laughs.

𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚?

“nah get me the fuck — actually. you know what?”  mid-way through standing up, he plops himself back on the couch. his posture is more upright, a little more intent on actually speaking.  “yeah. let me go through the list um… marcus and romi were clearly a joke. so much for power couple. it didn’t even take a full week to break that up, isn’t that wild? almost makes you think that it’s all bullshit, doesn’t it? marcus is a fucking loser. seeing him whining like a baby gave me the biggest ick of all time. romi’s obsession with him was cute and all but it sure didn’t take them long to move on, did it? maybe they’ll finally start showing their true colors now that they don’t have a boy toy to impress. i thought marcus was her lapdog but now i’m thinking maybe josh is the one deserving of the title. fucking asshole didn’t stop nipping at my ankles until the very end. i hope i see those buck teeth again because i will punch them straight in. maybe someday jenny will grow a backbone and do it herself. that girl has to be dickmatized and i’ve never seen a more unfortunate case of it. she’s down that bad for midsize? that blonde bleach dye must have done a number on her brain cells. speaking of unfortunate, if rhys’ self-respect was half the size of his bobble ass head he probably wouldn’t look so damn sad all the time and he probably would still be partnered up with dylan instead of bash. which, by the way … i think you guys need to do a little more digging on him because i’m 95% sure you all just let a minor enter the villa.  naomi is fake, spoiled and a downright bitch but i pray that dylan takes a note out of her shit-stirring book because that man is about as thrilling as watching paint dry. i wish i could at least say that slutty side of him is fun but it’s not. watch a grown man fumble to figure out what he wants enough times and you start feeling, i don’t know, embarrassed for him. maybe it runs in the family ‘cus callie is hardly any more exciting.   i would love for someone to list one note-worthy thing she’s done aside from getting manhandled by her partner. who apparently eats boogers on the regular back home. seriously, what ‘yippee ki-yay’ trailer park did you all pick frankie up from?  uh, yeah. nana is a wimp for quitting the show. seb gives good head . maddox smells like someone just cracked a whole bunch of pretentious colognes  into an hermes purse. if i’m missing anyone it’s ‘cus they were completely and utterly forgettable. one last thing — ” he leans in, bringing the mic up close to his lips and looking square at the camera. “the décor in here is unbelievably tacky. i never thought neon colors could look so goddamn depressing. who the hell was in charge of restocking the kitchen ‘cus the only spice i ever saw in there was romi and maddox doing their thing on the counter. i’ve seen nicer beds in shows about priso— ” this is where they cut him off lolol 

[feverinfeveroutfic]

sunburn | fiddler on the roof

“We certainly do have quite the view, don’t we, Samantha?” Alex started.

“Oh, yes, we most certainly do, Alexander,” Sam said as Joey took off his pants and lay down on the grass down below, completely oblivious to the fact the two of them were right there right behind them. Zelda rubbed her hands together and licked her lips. Beyond them stood the San Francisco skyline against the incoming sunset.

“It’s not often I get to watch a sunset,” Alex said, “especially since I’ve been going more and more outside of California these day.”

“I mean…” Sam started as Zelda pinched her nipples and then put her lips around Joey’s exposed dick. “The ones in New York, for what they’re worth, do have the sunrise. But there’s just something about—” Joey let out a soft moan down below as Zelda worked him to where he was nice and wet along with her. “—the sunset over the California mountains as well as the ocean beyond here.”

“I totally get why people like to go to the beach and watch it there,” Alex was saying as Zelda licked her lips and stripped off her shorts. “What say you and I go and have a little fun down by the beach while the fireworks go up?”

“It’s only been about—” She paused for a second as Zelda climbed on top of Joey. “—five minutes, Alex. Can we at least wait until the moon comes out? I know the people who set off the fireworks do just that.” Zelda’s bare ass pushed itself up into the air down below so she could get herself comfortable.

“Is there a full moon tonight?” Alex asked.

“I don’t remember,” Sam confessed as Joey reached around to slap Zelda’s ass. “There might be.”

“Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Give it to me, baby!” Zelda’s Rhode Island accent echoed through the grassy canyon down below, to the point that the neighbors could potentially hear her. “Yes! That’s the spot! That’s it right there! Come on!”

“Do we have anything to drink?” Alex asked right then.

“Um, I brought fruit punch and some Kahlua,” Sam replied as she reached behind her for the little styrofoam cooler and the cups.

“Little play on a screwdriver, maybe?”

“Yippee-ki-yo-ki-yay, cowgirl!” Joey yelped.

“Yeah, it could be,” Sam said to him as she handed him his cup. “Call it a ‘tool’, perhaps.”

“I oughta fuck ya ‘til the morning light!” Joey bellowed. Sam poured Alex some punch, followed by the Kahlua.

“Do we have something to mix with?” Alex asked.

“Do it on me!” Joey followed up, out of breath. “Do it on me! Do it on me so good!”

“I’m not sure,” Sam admitted as she poured herself a cup of both.

“We could always swirl,” Alex suggested as he swirled his cup from the base.

“Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! OH GOD!” Zelda’s voice echoed once more. Sam swirled her cup as well, right as the sky painted itself that rich, deep orange of the sunset.

“Beautiful,” Alex breathed.

“Cheers,” Sam declared as she raised her cup to him.

“WOO!” Zelda shrieked as Alex finished out the toast. They drank in unison as Zelda came twice for Joey, and he shrieked like on one of Anthrax’s albums. Alex rested his cup in his lap.

“Speaking of fireworks,” he started.

“Hm?” Sam looked over at him.

“I think Savatage might have an opening,” he told her. “That’d be fun as hell.”

“Do what you can, Alex, babe,” she advised him.

[theghostwhotumbles]

Yippee-Ki-Yay

Graphic Daily Mail Fate of the world in the hands of old man with dementia “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.” — Barack Obama “Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker!” is one of the most famous catchphrases in cinema history. Screamed, shouted or groaned by Bruce Willis as John McClane in the Die Hard franchise.

[55-degrees-fahrenheit]

based on this post

karate joe: i lobe joe❤️ hi kasper again //flashback to karate kurt hair vegetables: honestly the music goes so hard but THEY STARE AT YOU sarge: wait isn't he a furry- squadmates: petar!!! air batter: air batter my beloved. why does his rabbit costume look like that. space umpire: he's so happy!!! the clappy trio: FUCK YOU /their prequel reminds me of disco. hi jimmy t why are you there-

sneaky spirits: mischievous spirits… up to no good… the wandering samurai: really funny that this guy didn't have an actual name until fever (samurai steve) yokai: also up to no good rats: wait since when did the rat and rat wife have kids. ms. whiskers: silly cat :) sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: i like his endless game. some real sick beats viruses: are they the monsters from mahou tsukai or is this just a dream yellow organism: little guy <- well its an organism //silly the donpans: poly- yagura-chan: so apparently her name can translate to watchtower. and she's on a tower. laugh now

mahou tsukai: yippee! yay! yahoo! ojou-chan: flower <3 monster (wizards waltz): what's the deal dude. stop eating the plants and magically disappearing. penguins (showtime): speedy gonzales (tengoku fan translation) monkey (showtime): the first monkey……… rabbit: must have springs in its feet. how else can you just hop that far off of the moon. tram and poline/pauline: furries (you will see this again) space gramps: he seems kinda chill as a grandpa space dancers: their game seems so positive… too bad in the try again screen they get sucked into a black hole💔

q maou: since when was he a demon……. contestant: contestant my beloved….. i headcanon he has performance anxiety play-yan: bro why do all of the space-related games feel so relaxing. i hate his game mini chounin: i'm kind of curious. how many of them are there akai mono (red things): why do people want these things. fuck your sequel </3 RAPMEN: gay gay homosexual gay

urakata aki to ki: idk why but i feel bad for them. did you know hopping road has a sequel slightly better than polyrhythm 2 spheroids (bouncy road): the what ninja and the lord: why do they have so much lore…… toss boys: the tossers ever <3 yuka (tap trial girl): YUKA!!!!! i love both of her games tap trial my beloved giraffe: scary! tanaka: i am normal i am normal i am normal- kanojo: beloved…….. waru mono: no mercy. (can get some fast parts of ninja reincarnate) soshi: he's so cool……

cosmic girl: idk. i like the hat cosmic dancers: i like to imagine that they have SO MUCH beef with the space dancers for absolutely no reason. rap women: gay gay homosexual gay Part 2 man-k: hey do you get the joke. man-k = monkey booing sfx biribiriuo (night walk 2): hey maybe STOP PRESUMABLY KILLING PLAY-YAN usamimi maki sensei: yeah she's definitely cosmic girl. space rabbits: when i saw these guys in tengoku i screamed "HOLY SHIT WARIOWARE"

buta-san: silly pigs :) barista: i like how until like ds/fever it's revealed that he's a dog. i mean you don't see him in the cafe (tengoku) but in live result screens he's like. there people at the café: yippee!!! yay!!! yahoo neko machine: when i was like really young i really liked cats. so to see neko machine was a pleasant surprise! horse machine: idk. honse. i like the rhythm toy love-san: "aand LOVE WINS!!!" people cheering sfx mr. upbeat: why is he forced to step over a metronome. what did he do mannequin: i'm ok with his minigame. can get boring a little quickly anata: "go girl give us everything" SO TRUE❤️ remember when i said i was normal. i am not normal about her. anata my beloved……. drum girls: i like the bg. also hi yagura-chan samurai drummer/drum samurai: why do your drum lessons have to be so hard (context: i never finished them) also hi tsunku drum samurai's band: no way!! tsunku has a band <- doesn't know that tsunku was in a band oba-chan: i imagine her to be like one of those really sweet old ladies owner: owner my behated </3 producer: uhh. i like his design (flashback to twink pride flag)

alright that's all of them. i'm surprised you had the time to read this.