#you guys...they make toys for these youtube shorts...

[webshootersandwingdings]

Marvel Mechstrike Mechasaurs -

Captain Marvel & Binary

[slvtforfiction]

Short imagine + Headcanons for Schlatt :)

☆ Schlatt X Reader

☆ Headcanons

☆ Fluff/suggestive

☆ If you are going to request: please check at the pinned post if requests are open,otherwise I will delete your requests which I have already been doing

☆ Creds to @cafekitsune for dividers :)

Masterlist | Pinned post

☆ Schlatt is going to announce your relationship by posting a photo of you two cuddling (you cuddling him because he doesn’t want to seam “weak”) and saying something like “I’ve bagged a woman”

☆ Schlatt is honestly so sweet off camera,the different personas really making a switch. Like if you came onto his stream he would make constant jokes about you but if he’s not streaming let’s be honest,he cuddling up to your chest.

“Ignore that it was a moment of weakness chat.” He’d say if you came into stream

☆ “Guys I hate Valentine’s Day it’s all bullshit-“ Buys you roses,chocolate and a small necklace for you

☆ If you ever joined one of his streams and got hate in dms,twitter etc he would definitely post something on twitter like ; “I love my girl and if you don’t fuck off,fucking idiots hating on someone you don’t know,get a life.”

☆ “Schlatt come to bed it’s late” You know what he would do? Mock the shit out of you before coming to bed to cuddle with his little girl ; “Awh does baby want some hugs?” || “Awh can you not sleep without me?”

☆ Honestly I feel like he wouldn’t actually go too far with his jokes, he knows the limits and boundaries of what he can say/joke about and wouldn’t cross them to save himself.

☆ Honestly a sweetheart but tell him that and he’s immediately a tough guy ;

*You and schlatt laying in bed together with schlatt on your chest*

“You’re such a pretty boy.”

“Don’t push it.”

☆ And adding to that,he secretly loves every nickname you have for him because he knows that it’s special to him and you don’t share that nickname with anyone else.

☆ The dominant one in the relationship,massively,not just in bed but all around the house he’s a very masculine presence. Need help with something? He’s on it immediately. Need help getting off?he’s going down.

☆ Will constantly let you have your way with his hair,though he would sit there and complain in actuality he has all the time in the world for you and so if you want to fiddle with his hair,put it in small pony tails etc. go ahead.

☆ If you needed it he would definitely help you with more feminine typical things such as hair,makeup and nails. (Disclaimer: I’m not saying these are feminine things I’m just saying it’s feminine typical!)

☆ If you are on your period he’s immediately by your side. “What do you want? Chocolate,hot water bottle?” || “I heard that *insert thing* helps”.

☆ He’s not letting anyone talk to you the way he talks to you,at all. If someone calls you a nickname he uses he’s making his presence known in the most intimidating way. Jealousy.

☆ He has the best music taste,long road trip? Turn that shit up !! Definitely the type of person to listen to any genre of music,as long as he likes the tune,he doesn’t care.

☆ Would help you with stream/youtube set ups. Would buy you lights/leds/cute little toys he’s found etc. Just to add a bit of himself to your set up.

“Babe I got you some more Leds for your room!”

“Awh you didn’t have to,thank you.”

☆ Would definitely brag about you to his friends. Ted has heard every single positive description of you along with multiple pictures of you whilst he brags about how pretty you are.

☆ Would absolutely spoil you. You know when you mentioned 3 months ago that you wanted a new pair of converse in that new colour you saw? They’re now at your door

“Jay you have to stop buying me things!”

“You’re my girlfriend,I’ll do whatever I want.”

☆ Would definitely call it weakness whenever he showed affection on stream. He would joke about it enough on stream but the moment he’s off camera he’s showering you with affection and praise.

“Chat you didn’t see that,that was weakness.”

☆ “Schlatt + His girlfriend,cute moments!” They come up more regularly on your YouTube feed than Schlatt himself.

☆ He isn’t a huge fan of PDA but he will wrap a light hand around your waist,kiss your forehead etc. he wouldn’t do any big gestures in public.

[weebsinstash]

wait.

wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait

have you seen arcane?!??

if you haven’t yet you should because I could thirst for DAYS over the main characters!

you should’ve seen how victor is with jayce yes-like there is a scene where he is basically straddling him?!? (im mean technically ‘he ’ wasn’t doing it, but he was puppeting the body that was so it still counts)

and let’s not get started about jayce and Mel.

or vi and cait in episode 8.

I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not so I’m going to calm down so I don’t spoil more if you haven’t

just…almost everyone in the main cast is hot, like seriously.

I need you to understand that basically within 5 minutes of me realizing Viktor would be good yandere material at least for the kinds of things I like, a little voice in my brain was going, "yeah and if you wanted to, you could include his jock boyfriend as a 2 for 1 deal!"

Arcane is another one of those things where I haven't fully officially sat down to consume it BUT it became so huge that it was all over YouTube and yt shorts. Yt shorts are AGGRESSIVE when it decides it wants to start feeding you something. Apparently it's convinced I would really like Doctor Who and keeps showing me scenes from like three specific episodes?

But yeah my algorithm was feeding me tons of Arcane content, and then I started watching specific scenes and listening to the music, and I essentially have a pretty good vague overall grasp of the plot, like, in its full entirety from jinx and silco, to the tea party, Ekko leaping through time, Mel getting those Extremely Aesthetic gold stripes. I've wanted to watch it in its entirety, though? I can probably easily pirate it from somewhere

I admit I'm a fake bisexual on how extremely off and on and specific my tastes in women can be so I'm not sure if Vi or Cait are really growing on me from romantic/sexual standpoints, but 👀 Ambessa is definitely uh 👀 you know I have a type for the taller ones that make me feel small and helpless and she's definitely 👉👈 tough and scary and domineering 👉👈 her checking out that younger guy and then just smiling to her daughter "I'm off to sample the local cuisine" like.... queen shit fr

But yeah over the last year I've been recovering from a fall at work that kinda fucked up my knee and I've been having to do PT and I've gained a deeper soft spot for specific characters and plot lines involving disability, either a yandere caring for a disabled darling, or you both being disabled, or things along those lines. Viktor's own journey from a sickly young boy unable to chase after his toy to a young man curing himself and immediately sprinting for the first time in his life, it's all very, personal now. I mean I always apparently had a disability I was born with and didn't know about until my 20s, but especially now that my knee gets in the way of activities sometimes.

I can just picture like... oh you're just this poor mousy little thing from the Undercity who bumps into him for whatever reason and he sees you have a cane just like him, or maybe you're too poor for even a cane and have some sort of improvised walking stick, and he just immediately empathizes with your situation. Like i have several ideas but I can just picture, stereotypical "we were both lost in thought and collided and we went around the corner" and you get knocked over and Viktor recognizes the fear in your eyes as you look him over, from his clean clothes to maybe even his companion Jayce being there, fearing you're going to be punished or harmed, clearly accustomed to the violence of the slums. Viktor sees himself in you as you're clearly realizing your situation and how easily you could be hurt given that they have not just power but privilege over you

Both of them taking pity on you because, oh you poor thing, how awful it must be for you to have such little help for your condition. Are you hurt from the fall just now? Let them help you out as an apology for knocking you down. Do you need a cane that's fitted properly? What about a stabilizing brace for your leg. You have hip and back problems too? The two scientists are practically drafting up schematics for all sorts of proposed solutions within the hour--

On one hand I'm like "oh what if they encourage and help you get a better education because you show promise" and then im like "but what if they think it's cute how little you know as someone from the Undercity who didn't get a decent education and they like how much you have to rely on them and ask them for things"

Viktor being against ableism without realizing he's doing it to you by subconsciously infantalizing you over your vulnerable state with not just your physical disability but if you're also potentially neurodivergent as well, whereas Jayce infantalizes you for being this :) little cute. dumb. poor. low born little thing :)

They find out you live in some absolutely dingey shitty fucking place or somewhere straight up unsafe and they're immediately just, really kind of refusing to let you stay there anymore? Just strong-arming you, "b-but I live here--" "not anymore" "no" "absolutely not" "we can hire movers, it's fine" "but-" "you'll like being somewhere new, relax"

Some scenario where they, move you into a new place to live, suddenly you've got access to all these things you didn't before, bathing regularly, new clothes, full meals, safety, mental stimulation, purpose and labor but without the desperation and fear. You can exit your building and jog around the neighborhood without fear. But, the control over so much of that rests within THEIR hands. One or both of them pays for your housing. Perhaps you even share many of your meals in their direct company. Do you have new medications they helped you obtain? Do your new mobility aids need some tweaking every now and again? Do they help provide EVERYTHING for you 'just until you get on your feet' and then stand in your way every single time you try to do something that would bring you closer to that goal?

No no, don't worry about paying them back for everything they're paying for, they're doing it out of the goodness of their hearts :) no no, you don't need to get a job right away! Or, at all ever again maybe, like wouldn't that be so funny haha, just kidding lol, unless????? :) ha ha, oh my gosh that's just so silly, they told you to take advantage of living in this nice neighborhood they moved you into that's near them and told you to enjoy your life and it's just so wacky and silly and crazy but you did exactly just that and you've been doing fun stuff but with other people and not them haha that's so weird? :) don't worry if they keep acting like there's still stuff they need to help you look out for and help protect you from even after moving you into this little situation where they already hold all the power, I'm sure it's totally fine? :) oh wow they caught you out at a bar or something getting friendly with a guy and one of them just outright refers to you as disabled and accuses the guy of exploiting you somehow, wow isn't that so quirky, they're just having a boy-moment lol? :) honey they just want to make sure no one hurts you and that's why it's completely 300% justified they put a tracker in the special leg brace that they designed that helps you move around every day :)

whaaaaaaat, you think they're being creepy? Well, sweetheart, with the life you've lived in the Undercity, they can see how you might come to THINK you believe that, but that doesn't mean it's true :) you're just so used to living in the danger and the dirt and the grime that you're not used to being safe, and they can understand that, and they're here to help you through the adjustment process of, your new life :) permanantly :) never going back to the Undercity :) staying with your new male companions :) and maybe marrying one or even both of them :) they know best, so trust them! :)

[loppi-exe]

What the fuck is Psychocuties?

Is it problematic?

(english isn't my first language)

Hi, welcome to my TED Talk about this russian indie series made by TAMAKUZ. I’m creating this post for people like me, who are confused, don’t know what Psychocuties is and wonder "is it problematic?". Don't worry guys I got your back.

Plot and characters

Long story short, we encounter two main characters: Dr Masacrik and Mimi (Ushka in russian). Dr Masacrik is an example of mad scientist trope (typical unhinged guy with tumblr sexy man design) and Mimi, his pet/little toy? We know that he created her, basically brought Mimi back to life. Their relationship is toxic, anyone with basic knowledge about the world will see this. I would call this a Stockholm syndrome, but it’s notlike that. You can watch two first episodes on YouTube and you’ll probably understand my vision. Also please watch Elevator Man 2022 fan animation, I think it's the first content of TAMAKUZ ocs on YouTube and also will give you some additional context.

For the plot, for now I wouldn’t say it’s going anywhere. Creator show us how Mimi’s and Dr’s relationship looks like, maybe in future episodes we’ll see something more about the world and other characters.

I want to add that animation is amazing, smooth and good looking. Colour palet is eye-catching, realy vivid. Some people may think it's similar to Hazbin Hotel and you're not wrong, TAMAKUZ made some HH fanart in the past, so she's probably a fan of the series.

Problems with series and creator

I know you came for this segment and nobody can proof me otherwise. Thanks to JuniDrawz on YouTube for Psychocuties iceberg, my knowleage came mostly from them. I won’t cover everything they said, because I think some of those things aren’t problematic at all. But we have some bombs guys and I wasn’t ready for them.

!Disclamer! Topics I won't cover here, because I don't know enough about them: "Lolita" fanart Any VK/Patreon posts (all the photos I have are from TAMAKUZ official Twitter and Pinterest reposts of her art) TAMAKUZ Lolic0n figures collection

Nun art We know that sexualising nuns is bad, we shouldn’t be okay with this even if it’s normalised by society. Mostly this art isn’t sexualising Mimi as nun and Dr. as priest but some of the works are questionable.

N@zi art I wanted to make this whole post because of this. I don't know why so many of russian artists likes to put n@zi references in their art. If I had a nickle every time I met russian artist drawing this shit I would have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. I don't have to tell you that this is bad. Drawing n@zi shit is bad, being a n@zi is bad. End of the story. Also remeber this is implied, you won't see whole ass swastika here.

So what now?

I'm not here to cancel TAMAKUZ okay. I presented you two things that some of you may think are worst than the others. Whole series is rated 18+ which is good. People on TikTok are arguing as always, it's "forbid women from having hobbies" vs "abuse is bad and media shouldn't have it" discourse. Having ocs who are bad people isn't a crime. Series is 18+ so people will (or should) understand that Dr. Masacrik is an abuser towards Mimi. It's very visible that he manipulates her and makes her depend only on him. I'm not here to judge how good TAMAKUZ executed their relationship.

All I wrote here is basic information, please watch JuniDrawz video for more context. Nobody really talks about why series and creator can be problematic so here you go. If you have any questions I'll answer them.

Have a good day.

[toskarin]

just because I'm thinking about it, here's one of those periodic posts where I list off a few random youtube channel recommendations I've been enjoying lately (or have been enjoying long-term (or for any length of time really))

Masaru. - I like fishing. but I can't do it at the moment. Masaru also likes to fish. he free dives, he brings a fish up, he cooks the fish, then he says how it tastes. sometimes it is an unusual fish. sometimes it tastes good. sometimes it tastes wretched. he will tell you. this singlehandedly solves basically every single complaint I have with most cooking/fishing channels. this is cocomelon to me

MIQ(MIO) - it's MIQ! one of the strongest anison vocalists of... well, basically ever. it's her official channel! she uploads concert recordings, karaoke advice for her own songs, and general updates on what she's doing here. I'm always aghast when I see how low her viewcounts are, given that she's an industry legend who's been going strong for over 40 years.

bellykelly - vinyl collector, uploading some really good cuts that you'd be hard-pressed to find anywhere else. one of those channels where I'm always up to date on uploads, and when I fall behind, I just playlist it all to catch up

Xerxes Vinyl Classics - vinyl collector, hasn't upload in a while, but has lots of older releases and remix pressings that are otherwise pretty rare. has some of the higher quality recordings of cantopop releases that are otherwise a little difficult to listen to in acceptable quality

Zuka Zhvania - music-enjoyer and song-uploader with a VERY frequent upload schedule. he's (as far as I know) not an official promoter or anything, but he's pretty damned good at keeping the tunes coming. if you're looking for someone to set you on some obscure industrial and house cuts, check out this channel

LIVING ONLY RECORDS - official channel for a doujin label with some absolutely fantastic noise rock, punk, and shoegaze bands on it. it's my understanding that this is less of "a record label" and more of a way for 群青リボン and friends to book out live houses together while selling merch at one table. which is a pretty noble cause

Someone45356 - probably laying pretty safe claim to the title of "most genre-firsts in the touhou doujin scene," Someone45356 is a strong recommend just for the level of care they put into their arrangements. I love their video thumbnails and their arrangement notes in the video description. a great channel at any level of musical interest (but an ESPECIALLY good channel if you're also a musician)

UPROAR24 - sick and tired of plguin and samplepack demo videos that are 75% ad copy by volume and still don't manage to show you the stupid thing in action? tired of looking at questionably-useful free vsts and not being able to tell whether you're even comfortable having that rubbish on your pc? UPROAR24 runs a channel that's pretty explicitly a reaction to this, making dodgy demos of dodgier plugins. works lovely as a catalogue to browse when you're looking for a new toy

USUDA - the pillar of the Armored Core fan community, USUDA has arranged more Armored Core music than anyone else short of actual FromSoft staff. he also releases his music for free download, including his midi arrangements. very friendly guy in all the interactions I've seen, and also pretty good at remembering people he's seen in other comment sections. I'd honestly shoot him a message first if I had any questions about arranging songs from these games lol

Ricardo Cruz - if you've listened to any portugese (br) covers of anison, you've heard Ricardo Cruz. even if you only listen to originals, there's still a pretty fucking solid chance you've heard him, because he's a JAM Project contributor. absolutely wonderful channel if you like watching skilful singers duet with other powerhouses

Saint Mauve - the best Hellsinker channel on youtube, which isn't an especially competitive title. but I think Saint Mauve would probably still be the best Hellsinker channel on youtube even if there were more than like three. my qualifier for when I've found something weird in the Hellsinker periphery is when I haven't seen Saint Mauve post about it. also plays other (often HS-adjacent) doujin stg and has good opinions on them

Tom Green - this is a weird recommendation but if you don't intuitively understand the appeal of a now-early-50s Tom Green calmly talking about his farm animals and riding around on a horse for hours at a time, I'm really not sure I can sell you on it. oddly calming

mercurytower - this channel is run by Asa, the musician behind Souvenirs to Forget. before they started releasing their original work, this was mostly used to upload guitar covers (which are good, but guitar covers aren't really enough to make me give a glowing recommendation of a channel). Souvenirs to Forget is a really exciting solo project and one I'm personally keeping an eye on. naturally, they upload their releases to this channel

Trance Classics - vinyl collector, records videos to go with the music, focuses more or less entirely on trance. I've got no excuse here. I just fucking love trance and always have, so you can pander to me really easily by just making a channel like this. if you like trance, it has hours and hours of trance

SJ HanStone Lee - the early-gen Mabinogi composer, among a lot of other things. it's been a while since he's posted anything new on this channel, but I check in every now and again. by my reckoning, one of the best mmo composers (and honestly one of the best game composers in general) of the past two decades. there's some stuff on here and his soundcloud that serves as wink-wink-nudge-nudge loveletters to his time working on the early Mabinogi soundtrack

[capitalisticveins]

Seeing as how you're doing headcanons again i'd like to request hcs of Gavin,Milo,Sam,Vincent,and Guy( btw here's a thought for ya Guy as Hermes dangerous has stuck in my head for the past couple hours send help) also your previous hc were also great!(you could say they were ruthless ha ha ha im sorry that was bad lol)

~ Deviant anon （⊃◕ω◕(´ω｀*⊂)

idk if you can tell but I really like Guy

also I wrote headcanons for some character recently so characters like Gavin, Sam, and Milo have them a lil short than Vincent and Guy since it takes a while to think about possible in-character hcs for them. Sorry :(

Lots of Headcanons #3

Gavin

Believe it or not, Gavin’s social media accounts are usually blank. Save for Instagram. He just has them to comment under the group’s posts.

Despite never reading a book, Freelancer has told him he’d do best in the writing industry.

He does not know how to hold a baby. If you give him a baby for any reason he’d hold it with both of his hands under its shoulders.

The worst he’s been scared was when he played a horror VR game, but he didn’t scream or anything he really just jolted and went “shit” and moved on. Freelancer was not amused.

He likes being the big spoon when he and FL cuddle because he gets to breathe in their scent, hold them, and remind himself that this is real, and not just a dream he’ll wake up from.

Milo

You can’t beat him in cup pong. Digitally or physically. You just can’t.

The only reason David is considered a better cook than Milo is because Milo uses a lot of seasoning and the pack is full of babies who can’t handle oregano or sazón.

Whenever the pack goes somewhere tropical he has to wear a shirt or Sweetheart will constantly attempt to latch onto his torso.

Milo and cats have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly. He had a cat toy when he was a toddler, his first cell phone had a stray cat as his wallpaper, he’d feed the stray cats around his home, etc. So when he learned that he and the people around him could turn into “dogs” (wolves but still) he was DEVASTATED. Got over it after a day tho.

He likes juice boxes.

Avid Apple Juice “tastes like piss” hater, although he also says mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste so take that as you will.

Sam

Sam fucking hates cowboys.

Sam had braces from the ages of 19-21 and the only upside he had to being a vampire when he first turned was that he didn’t need his retainer anymore.

Sam always reads manga wrong and no matter how many times anyone explains it he’ll read it from left to right and never understands what’s going on.

The closest Sam has gotten to riding a horse is when he flopped on top of Darlin’s back while they were shifted and they walked around his house like that…he’s never been on a horse.

Sam has a lot of existential crisises, compared to like Vincent or Porter.

If something's flying and he can't figure out if it's a plane, helicopter, animal, or any identifiable flying object, he just believes it's an Alien UFO and moves on.

Darlin' gave him a wheat head for Christmas once. He was not amused.

Vincent

Wanted to be a youtuber for a brief period in time in 2010.

Had a weird obsession with those traced anime characters dancing tiktoks in 2020, a little after meeting Lovely.

He canonically has multiple cars he likes showing off to Lovely, but he also nearly never uses them and it’s Lovely who showboats them and takes them on joyrides.

He didn’t believe William at first when he was first told he’s a vampire now and was the only one who survived The Surge incident, until they both saw his funeral take place and see his grave, which took place a long time after the accident because his parents refused to believe he was dead.

He had 3 tomodachis at once and they all constantly died because he forgot feeding them was a thing.

He commonly "regrets" asking William to make him unable to lie to Lovely because they like to ask him embarrassing questions on purpose and he can’t help but answer them, even though he could just stay quiet.

His favorite memory as a kid was roller skating with his parents on his 7th birthday. Even though he fell on his face, sprained his ankle, and had a loose tooth fall out. Still his favorite day.

Guy

GUY IS SO HERMES CODED UR RIGHT

Turned a fanfic he wrote as his college essay and got in just because of it.

Was very afraid of Honey when they first met, they kept staring at him like he was the scum of the Earth. They just wanted to talk to him about the Animal Crossing pin on his backpack.

Whenever his friends order from Max’s, and he turns out to be their delivery guy, they make fun of him so much (playfully) and give him a 10 dollar tip

He borrowed his friend’s motorcycle to impress Honey

Cried over Gnomeo and Juliet

Dressed up as the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder drawing in 2023.

He almost gave himself a buzzcut once when he was drunk, he had to be held down because everyone knew he’d regret it so hard later, not matter how funny it’d be.

[luvyunjinxo]

I hate you

Sakura Miyawaki x fem!sub!reader

CW: not proofread, caught masturbation, humiliation, mommy kink, bondage maybe? & overstimulation

"I really hate you, you know?" "Then why are you under me?"

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊

You and Sakura were enemies hated each other for life. You didn't know how this rivalry started but it just did I guess. You guys were roommates sharing a house with all your friends. Your friends were aware that you guys hated each other, but they never seemed to care because they loved both of you.

Once again on a Friday afternoon you had no plans while everyone else did. You thought that everyone was out of the house but you were wrong. You pulled out your phone watching the videos Sakura had posted since she was a youtuber. She vlogged around the house but would always stay out of her way so her fans didn't know you as much.

You were clueless. Not knowing that you're starting to get wet by the second. She had posted a video on her workout and you're starting to get needy? Weird of you. You started to feel the wetness travel down your thighs so you decided to finally do something about it. Your hands went down to take your shorts and underwear off while the other placed down your laptop to the side.

Man you knew this was bad, but you needed to get rid of the feeling. Poor Sakura not knowing any of this happening, or did she? Anyways your hands traveled down to toy with your clit then inserting two fingers in. In, out, and in again making lewd noises. Then eventually noises started to come out and as soon as you know it you were screaming her name. How embarrassing.

Surprise, Sakura was home this whole time. You didn't know how thin the walls were but her room was literally next to yours. She pressed her ear against the door and knocked once. Second knock, no answer. Third? There was no third. She barged in like it was nothing and her jaw dropped to the floor. You didn't say anything but panicked and covered yourself with the blanket that was underneath you.

She scoffed. "I could hear you from the other room could you at least try and be quiet? What if everyone else was home"

You were just in shock. "And what were you even getting off to? I swear I could've heard my name yelled at least a thousand times."

"Lets check that laptop of yours, shall we?" "Sakura no."

"Why Y/n? I know you're hiding something, but what is it?" She scoffed again once she finally got the computer you guys were fighting for 10 seconds ago. She opened it and saw herself working out, specifically doing planks.

"Well what do we have here? You're getting off to the person you hate the most? So pathetic you are. Lets see whats under that blanket."

Oh my god you were dripping. Badly. Your puffy cunt was smothered in wetness. How embarrassing, again. She collected your wetness with her finger and put it back into her mouth. Damn that was hot. "Y/n do you have a tie somewhere?"

"B-by that closet."

"Stuttering before we even got started?" She went over to the closet to grab three ties and started to tie up your arms together, then tied down one of your legs to the bed, then the other. You were now fully restrained under Sakura Miywaki's touch. Could get destroyed any second now really.

"Fuck the foreplay, I wanna have a taste already."

She dived fully in giving you the best head you've ever had but you were so sensitive due to the other orgasms you gave yourself a few minutes ago. You were squirming so much you almost broke out of the ties but she held your waist down. She kept eating you out but started to switch and entered two fingers in and started pumping fast, plus starting to toy with your buds with her tongue.

"mommy! I-Its t-too much" She ignored you but kept going faster having you cum in no time. But anyways she kept going not stopping one bit, leaving you overstimulated.

"I c-cant take it anymore~"

"You can and you will. Shut up and keep still."

You reached your third orgasm in a row and she finally stopped. She gave you a sloppy kiss and said

"That was just the beginning. Don't you think you deserve a punishment for touching yourself?"

[howlsofbloodhounds]

https://youtube.com/shorts/315EBsyIEnQ?si=plvVmnl2O6zw1qzy

I feel like Color would do this. Thoughts?

Oh he absolutely would. That guy sees a very specific colored pebble out on his hikes, thinks “that reminds me of Epic,” and he’ll pick it up and put it in Epic’s hands like, “for you.”

He’ll see something like a cat video or something about weaponry and knives, think “killer would like this,” and immediately send it to him or tag him in it.

He sees a lion toy or anything Lion King related and picks it up for Beta, he sees like a tool kit or a particular type of tool that Delta offhandedly mentioned needing to buy weeks ago and immediately buy it for him. He sees a little toy or a particular brand of dog treat and he’s getting it for Zorox, he spots one of Killer’s cats favorite treats and he’s buying it.

He scrolls on TikTok or Youtube or any other internet site and comes across a meme or a quote or a video or a particular fanart that makes him think of his loved ones or thinks he knows they like and he’s sending it to them like, “it made me think of you.”

They’re just always in the corner of his mind.

(I know he spots various forms of puzzles in stores and his thoughts immediately jump to “Papyrus would like this,” only for him to remember that his Papyrus isn’t really around anymore.)

[foxfirestarlight]

Friend

3000~ words.

@bluebearial writes lovely and cute things that inspired us :3

It might be a little scuffed cuz we wrote most of it at 9 pm and the rest at 11 pm the same day but it was fun to reimagine us meeting in something like Bee's world of plushies coming to life with the power of love.

It….Was a dumb idea. Bringing a stuffed toy to college orientation.

Certainly didn't give off a very masculine first impression but like? Could anyone blame you if they knew what steps these shoes have walked?

You were just out of high school when lockdown hit, and took your first year and a half online.

Now, you weren't ever a social butterfly, but even then you at least tried to talk to the people in your classes when they ran into you. That wasn't really an option when you had to ration sharing the family computer to do your coursework.

But you always had Agni sitting nearby to talk to.

…Well, talk isn't really the right word, he was just a doll and you couldn't say anything out loud or mom would think you were going bonkers from her recliner watching her medical dramas. You more just thought up something funny while trying to force yourself to figure out what a letter plus a number in parenthesis minus another number under that funny squiggle and-

Okay long story short you hated math and couldn't wrap your head around it but!! You were GONNA pass if it killed you!!!! But that's, uh, besides the point-

Point is, lockdown wasn't kind to ANYBODY'S social skills and Agni was the closest thing you had to a physical friend in that lonely, scary year, so…why not bring him along? He fit comfortably enough in your backpacks second pocket, though his ears were a bit scrunched.

…And the rest of his head, too. Oog, that had to hurt. You knew it was just a stuffed toy and they had no bones or nerves - well, actually Agni had an armature to make him posable but that's besides the point - you still felt bad enough to open the zipper and let him breathe. And then forgot about that as you headed to the assembly building.

Your eyes promptly went wide as you saw a white ear out of the corner of your eye while swinging your bag around to take a seat. You contemplated shoving him back in or hiding him under your hoodie but in your still teenage panic you were more worried about drawing attention to yourself than anything so you just acted like you.

Meant to bring a cute white stuffed bunny with you to orientation at a big college. Like it was as regular as a beanie.

And nobody really noticed! Or if they did they thought nothing of it. By the time you were at your dorm you were almost ready to pass out from nerves but! You made it!!!

Then your roommate walked in. Was just an ordinary fella, big frame, in glasses, took one look at you hugging your stuffed bunny in your big puffy hoodie, went “it'll get easier, mate”, went to bed, and started snoring worse than your dad.

Grea-tuh.

Lucky you had earbuds.

Your first few weeks were just more orientation and easing into your classes. You took a whole variety of courses cuz…to be honest you were a little bit directionless and had no idea what you wanted to do.

Ish, you wanted to get into YouTube before you learned just much work and luck you needed to put in to even get a FOOTHOLD to succeed kinda. Put the brakes on that one. Hhhh.

You found your hand squeezing Agni’s ear as you listened to your 8th professor this week drone on about something or other. It wasn't like a real bunnies ear, flat like a piece of cloth - it was stuffed. And the only part of him without an armature so it was nice and squishy.

You ran your thumb down its length, squeezing occasionally as you tried not to let the class “loud moans = peak humor” guy get to you.

‘He has to get bored of it eventually.’ He was why you bought noise cancelling headphones. And later quit a class.

Thankfully neither he nor anyone else gave you any crap for carrying around a stuffie of a popular character. Shockingly the same was said about having his little red head poke out of your bag.

You even worked up the courage to try carrying him in your jacket when it got colder out! It was a little wonky because he started slipping but how could you NOT with him looking at you like that?

…..WERE you going a bit bonkers? You could've sworn his vacant expression took on a pleading appearance when you went to take him out. A blink, and he was back to looking doofy confident. With his loose smile and slightly crossed(?) eyes.

As the days wore on and got colder, you felt more and more glad you brought something along with your pillows and blankets. Agni was a special plush, a microwaveable kind, which was good since it was the only appliance the college provided with every dorm.

It was odd, though. It kinda felt like Agg’s was still warm, even hours after sitting in your uninsulated backpack next to a broken heat vent.

Honestly, you started noticing a few odd things surrounding the little….Hang on, you SWORE it could fully fit in your bag last month. Now he could only go neck deep…Did. Did someone replace him with a bigger version?

Uhhhh???

As much as you wished otherwise, taking so many different classes meant you had a butt ton of options for friends….And only one class to work on each. Min-Maxer you certainly ain't. Er, Weren't. Point was, you weren't really a prank target. And your roomie certainly wasn't the type to burn up to 35 dollars buying a limited run doll from halfway across the world.

Back on topic, apart from the apparent size increase, there were a few more oddities to this doll. For starters, you swore it was starting to pose itself. If you dropped a pencil, it almost always wound up near its little nubby fingers.

When you plopped your bag on the dorm desk and flopped onto bed after an exhausting class, by the time you got up to get water the pocket Agni was in was almost completely open with him falling out.

Another odd thing was, it looked like he was steadily becoming overstuffed. Shockingly his stitching held up well against the strain, but unfortunately….

*SHRRRP!* “Aw, No!” It seemed it wouldn't last. With a sigh, you dialed mom to let her know you'd be sending him down to get his legs fixed up but…Something stopped you.

‘Nah, that looks simple enough to fix.’ a little voice whispered to you. ‘Cmon, let's give it a go, those old socks were probably getting tight.’ …Socks? Huh, now that you looked at it again they did look kinda like socks.

Hm.

It was, in fact, not quite that simple to fix up, you ended up buying out the fabric store’s entire sparse black fabric, but they had a surplus of Red, so you had a lot more material to work with.

Eventually, you did manage to make him a new pair of legs. They were a bit loose, and you'd removed and lost the armature somewhere along the way but they held the microwave safe cotton stuff well enough.

And without the armature, Agni was softer and squishier than ever. Though….Okay you DEFINITELY did not add that much stuffing to his chest, and no matter what you tried it didn't smooth out.

Oh, whatever. That'd been your entire weekend and change, at this point you were just glad there weren't any holes in him.

Thankful that your roomie had graduated so you wouldn't feel his concerned gaze as you drove yourself mad and gave yourself several calluses, You quickly passed out in bed clutching your warm, soft, pillow sized friend.

The next morning, you woke up in bed at noon, groggy, dehydrated, hungry, and alone. Odd, you weren't a fitful sleeper, and none of your other plushies had fallen out of your arms before.

Strange, but you did spend half a week driving yourself mad learning a brand new skill during a break….Not your smartest move. Fumbling for your glasses, you thoughtlessly mumbled “Sorry, Aggs,..” to nobody as you toss to your left to look over your bedframe at the floor and likely at your friend.

Nothing.

Huh.

….Maybe they're between the bed and the wall? You toss in that direction, peeling your parched tongue off the roof of your mouth when a voice carries through your haze. “Whatever for? You fixed me up perfectly, why are you apologizing?”

What.

That snapped you to attention, sitting bolt upright and scrambling to press your back to the wall.

Or. You tried to, at least. You unfortunately are a Freezer, rather than a Fighter or Flier, so you instead suffer a jolt throughout your entire body, hug the lip of the covers to your face, and frantically dart your eyes down the length of the dorm room, looking for the intruder.

“Oh dear….I guess that took a bigger toll on you than we both thought, huh?” The deep, womanly voice murmured. Your adrenaline fueled ears heard a shuffle, a tap shut off, some gentle weighted thumps, and sensed motion. In a panicked haze, you squeezed your eyes shut and waited.

*Thmp…Thmp…Thmp…*

*Clink!*

*Creaaaak…* That was your bed. You cracked one eye. You laser focused on the tall glass of grape juice milk set on your bedside. An odd combination but you loved the combination of fruity tang and rich smoothness all the same.

You quickly bounded for it, spilling half of it but quickly guzzling the rest. “Woah-” Ohhhhh that was the stuff…. It was only a second after you noticed the dumbfounded white face framed in red immediately in front of you. “Lucky you we haven't moved our electronics there, ya goof.”

“A…Agni??” Every ounce of levity immediately drained from her round face. “Yeah, you're definitely in no condition to do that final tomorrow.” A glance at the clock. 8:15 PM. A day before one of your summer courses finals was due. Aw fuck…

“Lucky you I got up at your usual time.” You actually managed to process what was folding its arms and pouting in front of you, stretching their big red legs out, and it was. A sight for tired eyes.

It was Agni, as you had fixed him up at least 12 hours prior but a lot bigger. About the size of a Flemish giant you guessed? Or. Or bigger…. Especially in the uh.

Chest.

And tumm- wait was that a zipper? And a heart??? “Um, Sorry about your backpack.” “Did you- waiwha- buh- huh?? Uhh?????”

“.........Uhhhh. Yes, I ate it, don't worry, I think I can pass as one well enough, no, I don't know how I became animate, no I didn't wake you up because you pulled at least two all nighters trying, failing, trying again, nearly giving up, then finally getting my legs right and you deserved it, and no I don't think I need to eat but yes you do smell pasta.”

He…She…The likely figment of your dreams flopped backwards onto your outstretched legs - WOW they were heavy but like a good heavy - to let you see a pot of steaming water on the hotplate you used for a stove. “I figured you'd need it, even if I had to stash it in Tupperware for tomorrow.”

“....When did you turn into a mini my mom.” You were too dumbfounded to add a questioning intonation.

At that, former Agni busted out laughing. A low, quick, nattering sound as she tossed her head back. With a sigh, she added. “Well, since you needed her, of course.” “Huh.” “Uh….Okay where to begin. Uh. So it started when you started leaving a hole for me to let my ears breathe.

Until then, I was just content to be along for the ride, but the night after? I could just…I dunno. I picked something up, then. That night, I could…Hear the voice of your heart?” She sat up, cocking her head to the side. “It was…strange.. Before, when you talked at me while you worked, I didn't feel anything. But since you got here, it just…cried. Cried out for something, anything to try and connect to it.

But you were scared. And after a year without it, who would blame you?” Even if it was true, it didn't sting any less…Nonetheless, you tried to stay tuned into her voice instead of the feelings.

“...And, yeah. I started trying to reach out. Little by little as you held me close to it, I listened. I wanted so badly to help.” You were never one for eye contact. Unconsciously, your eyes turned out the window, at the sparse stars a small amount of light pollution permitted. You could feel her gaze out at them as well.

“I'd like to say it was a wish on one of those, but….Nah. What's important is that I'm….here.” You feel a weight land on your hand and you turn, finally sitting up. “Whatever comes after, comes after.”

With a gentle tug, she pulls you from bed and to your chair, before going to work straining that pasta. You finally have time to rub the crust from your eyes and drink it all in.

This had to be the most elaborate, strange dream ever. God you needed to actually call home, maybe finally go pay mum and pop a visit, see if Iane is-

*Clnk!*

“Here you go! You'll sleep easier with a full belly.” Little miss Agni plopped a beautiful bowl of fresh spaghetti in front of you, then clambered up next to it expectantly. Without anything else to do, you….ate it.

“....Sho-”

“Swallow first.”

“…….So, where's all my stuff if you are…ate my backpack”

“Eheh. No, you were right the first time.”

“Oh, cool.” You quipped, before almost spitting out your spaghetti as she unzipped her tummy and proceeded to pull out your sketchbook from her neon pink innards.

“I think I still have all your pockets as well. There's one on my left leg, between my tummy and chest, in my maof…” As she spoke she pulled out your pencil case, notebook, and charging cables and earbuds.

“So. So I just inexplicably have a new backpack designed after my signature stuffed rabbit, who ripped essentially in half last my few peers know.” “Yup.” “And they know I've been working nonstop to repair it since then.” “Apparently so.” “And that “backpack” has done my summer homework.” “Not really, I just followed your outline with what was in your notebook.” “...Geez, can you slap me?” “No, nevermind, I'll do it myse-”

*PSSH!*

OW!!

“. . . . . Sooooo this isn't a dream, then.”

Clunk.

Your head hit the desk. Uuuuuuhhhhuuu you were way too out of it for this and she seemed to know it. At least you got halfway through the food before crashing.

When you came to, your face was wet, and little miss Agni had marinara around her mouth. “Morning, sleepy!” “...There better not be marinara on my earbuds and charging cable.” “Oh, they're fine, I just accidentally got some on me while cleaning up.” She says, wiping it. “Well, cool.”

You stand up, hearing and feeling SEVERAL pops and clicks as you stretch and scan the room. Looks like she started cleaning while you were out, the whole place had been a mess of red fabric, memory foam, little microwave beads, and who cares what other refuse a hyper fixated college student produced, and now it was all gone.

“...How did you. Do all of this?” You ask, fishing a can of OJ from the fridge and cracking it open. The wonders of the modern age-

“With my paws?” It was then you noticed the Velcro on them, and then the open computer she sat in front of. “What are you doing on my computer?”

“Uhhhhhhhhhsecret.” She scooted in front of it when you leaned to peek. And again. This went on for several minutes. Eventually you got fed up and scooped her up. “OI!!!” She kicked quite hard for a weighted Flemish giant plushie. “ Don't be so liftable next time, nerd.” You tease, causing her to twist from licking your chest to your face-

“Wha, OW, HEY!!” you half chuckle, dropping her like a sack of flour as you read the page she was on.

Names.com.

Opened to the page “Rei”. Long story short, in Japanese it means “Beautiful” and in Hebrew it means “Companion”.

Kicking you in the shin hard enough to knock you over, she brought you down to her level. “Don't pry into a girls business!”

“Do…Do you not like the name Agni?” She…Looked away. “...I think I've outgrown it. And I don't like it anymore.” That made you pause. “Is it because its-”

“Yes.”

“Hhhuh. Well, alrighty then Rei.” Her face lit up. “So, Rei, wanna go back to bed then? I dunno how much I'll sleep but I probably shouldn't stay up all night, right Rei?” At every utterance of the word the child-sized stuffed toy bounced on her feet more and more until she was hopping in place.

“I'll take that as a yes.” You mutter as you slip under the covers. She's there with you half a second later, warm as a bun fresh from the oven. Hah! Wordplay.

You expect to feel your things clattering around inside her as you cuddle up, but no surprisingly, it's like hugging a cloud!

A very warm, dry, soft, cushy cloud……..

Before you know it, you're drifting off. And as you do, you start to hear another steady thrumm alongside that of your heart.

Maybe “hear” is the wrong word, more “feel”. “Sense”? But it's there. And it stayed there for 3 more long years. But they didn't seem quite so long.

And Rei kept growing. And growing. And growing, until she barely fit in most buildings. Quite honestly you're glad it stopped there, it was getting harder and harder to explain to people why you had a 12 foot bunny doll in your house-

But you were glad. Glad that, no matter what happened, you'd always have a Beautiful, Cushy Companion in Rei.

[asavt]

i have only watched the first animator vs video (years ago)

tell me about them

OK, I think I can answer these two together.

Animator Vs. Animation, to put you into context Mx. Surefootcleric, ended up having another four parts that form a first season, a second season into making, you got the Animation Vs. Minecraft series that started as a single chapter thing of the stick figures discovering minecraft and eventually getting around 35 parts (I think that was the number of the last chapter, I don't remember very well), you got other videos that are the stick figures discovering other games such as League of Legends and Pokemon, and also one where they fight mister youtube, AND the newer series that I like to refer to as Animation Vs. Exact Sciences (it's very cool btw, last one was Geometry and I adored that one, as someone who doesn't exactly remember everything from school BUT remembers the classes where we saw geometry I liked that very much) (UPDATE: I've been writing this answer for a while now and there's a new one that idk if I would call it an "excat science" but man.) . All we knew about all those years back was "haha, funny stick figure comes to life and the animator starts to toy with the little guy, this is something I wish that would happen to me!! Such a fun concept" and now is "OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!"

Tho, just like I explained before with PMTOK (months ago), you're not really meant to take absolutely everything too seriously, they are stick figures fighting their creator because the guy got issues or something, or just because he got a little too curious and bored, both could be to be honest.

Now, even if I'm saying this, I'm not going to deny the big appreciation and admiration I have towards these shorts that are honestly no longer just "shorts" about funny stick figures. I think the first thing one can note about the videos is how even with a lack of dialog for most of the videos the story still gets across pretty well!! I love how much you can get to know of each character from their motions alone and the way they react to certain things. This same thing of the characters being mostly nonverbal also gives way to a few funny moments; I think of the few moments in AvA 3 where the tension is broken by the natural silliness that The Chosen One seems to have (and that rarely comes out to light, I might get back to this later) or a moment in Cave Spider Roller Coaster in the AvM series where the color gang is running away from the spider nest Green just runs faster and ahead of the rest because of course he is he was playing bait for the others to escape (the poor guy surrounded by spiders... ew...).

I was re-watching the last six/five episodes of the season three of Animation Vs. Minecraft and it's the reason why I wanted to talk about how much I like these series. That season contains some of my favorite chapters and character interactions so far, BESIDES the music which is another thing that has gotten better and better with time. So, to give context, the plot for this season is "there's this older orange stick figure that Purple is working under that apparently wants to use this weird staff thing that is clearly dangerous, and we gotta stop him" something like that. Those five to six chapters are what really solidified the character personalities (in my opinion) (and marked ships too holy sh-) and god if the music doesn't help with all the plot. Just, the way that the individual songs for each chapter before the season finale just add to another tune while they fight the "big bad" and then the tracks that I just completely adore from those chapters are last tracks for chapter 29 "Note Block Universe", specifically the ones where Purple and Green are basically doing a duet and Purple's whole emotional turmoil, the tracks of "Monster School" because I am an old minecraft fan and I was there when Willcraft was uploading (it's more of a nostalgia thing but I adore how the score is like the original series' tracks, and the animations too its so silly hehehehhehhehHEHEHEH) , and the tracks from chapter 30 "The King", the way the individual tracks combine to make that one hell of a perfect song during around the first half of the episode, then the track that plays when Herobrine appears again and the synthesizer sounds that made me think so much of Minecraft's own tracks (I was losing my mind when I heard those oh god) while also making me think of the original Animation vs. Minecraft, and the tracks for Purple confronting the King and the color gang running back to the PC its great. So good, I re-watch those chapters often can you tell?

So, going back to character personalities, I'll answer the second question (@breadthecat 's) and say my favorites (because I have a hard time choosing just one) are most likely The Chosen One and Purple. Purple is a kinda biased choice based on color (help) also designated flower-guy besides Blue (who I also like a lot actually! witch-gardener guy that's so cool). And then we got TCO, a little maybe basic choice but I enjoy the way he seems to be portrayed as this all powerful, kinda serious and definitely traumatized guy who is actually very silly and overconfident at times (First fight against TDL with the thing with the card and him challenging TDL first, in the newer season the way he kind of taunts the mercenaries by waving at them while carying TSC around, and his little wave and "I leave it to you!" thing towards Second two. What is his problem.)

Anyways, this became extremely long. Yes I love this silly series about stick figures.

[cyborgpuppyofficial]

Showing off two new oc's I'm making for TMOM! These are the Anti Counterparts to Mighty The Armadillo, and Matilda The Armadillo. Their names are Brighty and Jun, and they're Armadillos from Koreo, the Mobian version of Korea I made up. If you want to learn more about them, keep reading here! I hope to use them in a short here, and maybe an episode over on my YouTube Channel. ^w^

Brighty is a Koreo K-Pop idol! She's extremely preppy, and most people think she's dumb because of her optimism. But that couldn't be further from the truth! She's incredibly studious, and knows a lot of topics! But she tends not to use them in her idol life. She used to be friends with Scourge, and Gray when she was little. Back in the day, she used to be a boy! Due to a falling out thanks to Scourge, she hasn't spoken to him in years. And Scourge and Gray are on bad terms. Despite the breaking up, and living in her home city, she's done her best to be positive. She's Transfem, and likes to write about her experiences, and spread positivity through her songs. Don't get on her bad side though, she has a fiery temper! And she doesn't hold back when it comes to saying the truth.

Jun is Brighty's little brother, and he is a very shy kid. He wants to be a songwriter, author, or K-Drama writer when he grows up. He's mute, and has many health problems. He usually uses crutches, and speaks using sign language. He's jealous of his big sister for being able to speak and sing, but he still loves her dearly. He spends a lot of time away from other kids, writing or playing with his toys. He's usually picked on by his peers due to his mutisim. He doesn't let his disabilities stop him, and still wants to make friends regardless of other people being mean to him.

I hope you guys are excited to see them! X3

[saleintothe90s]

504. The Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1981, part 2

(part 1)

A sleepy Superman.

I love Regis saying "Hi, Mr. Hooper, you look great!" to the Sesame Street float.

FINALLY. Something interesting happens. Two actors from Hill Street Blues got out of their cop car and sang a song about NYC and dance with Ed. This is what I'm talking about. This is why I watch these old parades. This is my favorite part of that parade.

Ed says gruffly "Who are YOU?!" to Strawberry Shortcake. He shows her a parade from the past in super fast motion. Because? I don't know why. She said the parades where she lives are short?

Aw, its Stephen Nedoroscik.

Wait, I think I need this little girl toy that shows you where to put what eyeshadow where.

Here we go, flying too close to the sun with the microwave. Are those persimmons in with that chicken?

I am just not feeling the vibes of this parade yet, I had to climb in bed and take a two hour TikTok break about thirty minutes in. They're giving Regis nothing to do, he's just standing on the other side of town going "oh, there's smokey the bear. Across the street is the natural museum of history where I went a lot as a boy".

"Hey Reege, can't you see that I'm on my coffee break?" Nah, it's just the cast of the off broadway musical Pump Boys and Dinettes. They made it to Broadway the following year! There was also a TV pilot filmed but it didn't go past that. Aw, they only sang their theme song.

I found a screw up! Susan and Bill Hayes from the soap Days of Our Lives was supposed to sing a song about the parade, well they either missed their queue, or the music messed up, something. They had to restart their performance! I've never seen that happen with the parade. Susan is wearing Strawberry Shortcake's hat.

I love that Gregory Hines is having fun and singing directly AT the camera. This is almost a Quik Bunny "Try to Remember" situation from 1990. Seriously though, Sophisticated Ladies might me my 2nd favorite part.

Ed sings again! I think this is the same song he sang last year, but this time he sings it with Kaleena Kliff from Love, Sidney.

D0nny Osmond (he was only 24!) was the star on the turkey that year.

I don't understand why NBC is making their TV starts sing SO.MUCH. Even Kim Fields and Nancy McKeon from Facts of Life had to sing. Tootie had to sit in a kangaroo! Dave Winfield the baseball player sang too?!

Ann Miller sang to a teddy bear while on a dollhouse float that was leaning a lil. DonMcClean's float was shaking pretty wildly too.

Kermit made it! He looks good!

and then Kermit and Fozzie nearly committed car terrorism.

Underdog almost knocked some people out too.

There was an Opera rendition of Hansel & Gretel, which wasn't too great, but we got this witch!

Kool and the Gang came in on a giant butterfly!

Ok, so the good copy from New Orleans runs out at 2 hours, so if you wan to see the rest of the parade you have to watch the meh copy from Richmond, VA. You guys are welcome to watch the rest of the parade, but the video quality and sound quality is really bad. I can't even enjoy the old commercials they're so fuzzy. If anybody can find me a full copy that is in ... viewing condition? put it in the comments. If its before Thanksgiving, I'll watch it.

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[devilkittydeckbuilding]

hewwo my friends!! i wanted to tell you all about my new 60 card deck i built recently!!

that's right

i said 60 card >;3

im not only a commander player teehee

its also fully modern legal!!

ive actually been grinding a whole lot of 60 card games against my girlfriend/toy/pet/wife @goqmir with a bunch of decks lately and its been a blast :3

so today i want to talk about my deck which i haven't thought of a clever name for yet which is:

EXPEDITED INHERITANCE COMBO

this is a list that i changed up to suit my personal wants and needs and while i couldnt find the original decklist i stole the idea from an mtggoldfish short on youtube and according to seth the first person to build this was a user who goes by SMOMP1 but thats all i know

anyway!! i believe the original decklist was a purely mono red deck but i thought. hey. this is a combo deck, why don't i add tutors? so i went rakdos and am playing 4 tutors and its made the deck feel very consistent :3c

so here's the basic layout of the gameplan: the main combo is playing marauding raptor to cheapen the cost on all our 0 and 1 mana creatures so that they are free, and then playing expedited inheritance which means when you play a 1 drop creature for free marauding raptor deals 2 damage to that creature on etb, which then triggers expedited inheritance to exile 2 cards from the top of your library. the idea of this is to keep hitting more cheap creatures off these exiled cards so that you can play more and more creatures and exile through your whole deck.

the deck is actually rather simple and is a two card combo (if you arent counting all the small creatures that is lol but theres a million of them) and yeah thats the main idea.

now you may be asking,

how do you win??

well theres a really cool answer to that question

the main way to win the game, or really the only feasible way, is to dome your opponent for 50 with aetherflux reservoir

the way to win with aetherflux is to go through your whole deck with the combo loop described above. by doing this you cast so many spells that when you get down the reservoir it only takes a few spells cast and you win the game!!

it may sound like this deck is really slow to win because you have to get down the resevoir and 2 other combo pieces to win but we actually have a plan to get this thing down the turn you combo, which can be as soon as turn 3 >:3c

and its this little guy:

as you go through the whole combo loop you will eventually find and play 4 myr moonvessels which when they all are played and subsequently killed by marauding raptor will net you 4 colorless mana which is just enough to play the reservoir!!

as for the rest of the deck there are some honorable mentions plus the changes i made to the deck

inquisitive puppet is probably the best small creature in the deck that is not combo essential because it scrys on etb which sets you up to either combo more cause it finds you more creatures to play or it can help find combo pieces to set up!! it also can exile itself to make a new creature if you had to play it before the combo which is 2 more free cards!!

theres also stuff like combat courier which can just be sacced to dig deeper for combo pieces and such but most of the other creatures are just cheap with minimal bonus affects. im also playing myr servitor for funsies mostly. the main thought there was that if my combo fizzles i could theoretically combo the next turn since they return themselves to the battlefield on upkeep but thats oddly niche and i think ill swap them out for something else

as for changes i made to the list, i added black for tutors and also better removal.

i added diabolic intent as my only tutor because it isnt too expensive and also is perfect for the deck. since im playing so many dirt cheap and somewhat useless creatures why not play a card thats essentially demonic tutor with the small price of sacrificing a creature!! this card has played really well in my matches and essentially gives me 4 extra copies of my combo pieces!!

im also playing a weird creature choice in hope of ghirapur because i thought it would be interesting to try out.

the idea behind the hope is that it serves as a cheap creature for the combo but also presents a form of protection if i get it down before the combo. if i can get in a hit with it before the combo and sac it then it prevents the opponent from casting noncreature spells for that turn which is theoretically enough to sneak the combo in through removal. its not a perfect plan but it had gotten me a couple wins.

as for the sideboard im kind of new to the concept of sideboarding and i built it to be effective against general decks but also im only playing against my wife rn so it isnt perfect.

anyway yeah thats the deck!! it will continually change as i add new cards cause im still testing it but i hope this was either insightful or entertaining and i suggest giving the deck a try and maybe putting your own spin on it!!

thanks for reading!!

[puckpocketed]

new babygirl unlocked!! and he has HAIR!!!!!!

[ID: Photo of Los Angeles Kings prospect Aatu Jämsen in his Pelicans uniform. His hair is backlit to almost seem white, and streams out from under his helmet. /. End ID]

oh my GOD!!! new babygirl indeed... its giving barbie its giving goldilocks its giving hair on a my little pony toy... !

Quick notes on Aatu Jämsen. i am quite endeared. he is exactly my type of hockey guy <3

Plays RW! Drafted 2020, round 7, 190th overall. Before signing with the Kings, was playing for the Lahti Pelicans. Bit of a late bloomer, but he's tearing it up lately!! Probably why he got the nod from LA.

Per EP Rinkside, "Players with Jämsen's creativity are a rarity in Liiga. In a league where systems and team-wide strategy are at the forefront, Jämsen stands out with his puck skills and a flair for the dramatic. He's a legitimate dual-threat weapon in the offensive zone, and has also made some slight improvements to his physical game; a necessity if he wants to try to conquer North America next season."

So he's known for being very flashy. Quick, soft hands. Creative. Highlight reel stuff. GOATED on the shootout, apparently always trying crazy dangles in game... I'm SURE this type of prospect will be fine in the LA Kings system (<- lying but hopeful!! aslkdaskjl)

Here he is bullying the shit out of NHL24 champ/youtuber/ex-goalie Eki in the shootout. he yells "KUCHEROV" in triumph at one point after scoring on this guy who (checks notes) laced up skates to play goalie 2 times in the last 4 years - and i think that's so fucking lame and deeply charming.

and I am not surprised at all; he is VERY popular in the Finnish league.

Last month he got into a fight with Tampereen Tappara's Otto Rauhala. VERY unexpected, he's not a fighter at all. Rough google translate from this article, cleaned up a little by me:

Interviewer: What happened there? Jämsen: I don't know. Interviewer: So would you say Rauhala started it? Jämsen: You could say. I didn't appreciate his check in the first period of the game. Nothing more than that."

This is whole exchange is SO funny to me. what happened? he doesn't know. but if he had to say? then that guy fucking started it!!! but that's all <3 LMAO

HE MOONLIGHTS AS A RAP MUSICIAN. HELLO. His stage name is KIDJAM$EN kjlasdkljadlak HELP..,, here is one of his songs set to a short looping montage of Pelicans hockey players.. i think its a playoffs hype song??? I cannot understand a word of it. it DOES bang though!!! He plans to pursue music as a career if hockey doesn't work out. jumping from one risky career to another with no fear honestly go off!!! faith trust and pixie dust <3

everything about him i can dig up is like He's SOO flashy. eccentric. strange creachture. He bleaches his hair to get it that light. he did it to imitate Otto Salin, per this article. The picture is worth a thousand words tbh:

the fucking. LV sweater. the sunglasses. the coy look up at the camera. okay!!! cunt !!! <3

In the same article: he got very serious about nutrition and exercise last season after coming back from a break and getting BLASTED by his coaches for being out of shape. from the sounds of it, this dressing-down triggered his current meteoric rise? He was nawwwt taking his conditioning seriously before this. Since then, he's gained weight and become stronger, and has dedicated himself fully to going pro!

same article again: he's the scion of a hockey family - and god isnt that always the story?? His dad played for the Pelicans. his brothers Juuso and Vili also play hockey. The three have distinct play styles like a cute little set <3 Juuso the goal scorer, Aatu the playmaker, and Vili the GOON!!!

ough MIDDLE CHILD ALERT!!! it all makes SO much sense now....

Due to his flashiness on-ice AND off-ice, he naturally is a lightning rod for criticism. Jams... Jammie... Jammer... idk what to call you yet BUT. your swag too different your slay too cunt..., they're trying to kill you but you wont let them!!!!!

it seems instead of pivoting and making himself more palatable, he's only doubled down. i love and support him for this. if anyone has been on my blog they know i enjoy my guys with big personalities just as much as i love the quiet/underrated ones.

in conclusion, WELCOME TO LA. YOU ARE PERFECT FOR THIS TOWN, GORGEOUS <3

[sadsillypuppygf]

i lay in my Montessori-style bed, a small hoard of pillows framed around me like a nest, my tail curled up between my legs, and a stuffie cuddled in my arms. Daddy had put me here about 20 minutes earlier, saying i was in time out for a while. apparently i had been “rambunctious” and a “bad puppy”🙄.

i can still hear him in his room. there is only 1 thin wall between Daddy’s bedroom and mine. i can hear everything that happens in the other room, whether that’s his tv or his bed creak or his voice when he plays video games with the guys. right now, i hear a quiet audio playing from his computer. it’s too low for me to make out the sounds, but it sounds vaguely familiar.

i listen harder, trying to figure out why it sounds so familiar. maybe it’s a movie we’ve watched together? or an old youtube video? no, it seems to be the same loop of audio repeatedly. maybe it’s a tiktok?

i strain my ears, holding my breath to try to hear better. i hear something else. a low grunting sound. this wasn’t part of the audio before, but it’s the only thing that changes. the original sound still plays in a loop. the audio seems to last about 2-3 minutes. the grunting isn’t in time with the sound or anything.

with a gasp, i realize where i’ve heard that audio before.

it’s me. in a short video i recorded for Daddy months ago. he’d requested a sexy puppy video to be sent to him on his lunch break one day. i remember i had been naked except for my tail, ears, and stockings. i recorded myself starting in begging position, id given a couple flirtatious barks, then turned around and moved into a deep doggy position.

and the grunting. that was familiar to me too. that was - still currently is - my Daddy.

my cheeks flush red as i realize what it is i’m listening in on. something i always love catching him doing. jerking off to me. a shot of pleasure courses through me. nothing makes me feel more loved than finding out Daddy’s masturbating to me. well, second to when he rapes me maybe. he always tells me afterwards he just loves me sooooo much that he can’t stop himself from showing me, or touching himself.

i listen more intently again. there’s less time between his noises now. he’s getting close. i bite my lip, feeling wetness start to form between my legs as i imagine what it must look like in the other room. Daddy sitting at his desk, one hand on his mouse, posed over the play button, the other hand underneath the desk grasping his hard cock. he clicks play, his eyes focused solely on the video before him. his hand starts to move, stroking himself slowly. he clicks play again. he zeros in on my tits, my tongue, my tail, my asshole. his grip tightens and he strokes faster. clicks play. tits, tongue, tail, asshole. his lips part, groans and grunts flowing freely from his throat. clicks play. tits, tongue, tail, asshole. i hear a not-so-soft fuck through the wall. no more audio.

a whimper escapes me. i wish i was in Daddy’s room right now. he could use the real me to jerk off. or he could use my body to meet his needs, preferably. i whine at an intentionally loud octave, hoping to catch Daddy’s attention. then i listen again silently to see if i can hear his reaction. there’s nothing for a minute, but then i hear his doorknob click. i jump up from my bed, excitement blazing through me.

i bound across the floor just in time for Daddy to open my door. our eyes lock simultaneously. his looking down at me, mine looking up at him. i’m sitting with all four paws on the ground, giving him my best wide-eyed good-girl eyes. he chuckles and i know i’ve won.

come, pup, let’s go play in my room. Daddy has a new toy for you…

[batwingz2]

female lizardfolk/reader

You've been a professional wildlife educator for 4 years and after garnering quite a bit of attention national geographic offers to give you your own show. You've just finished recording the 5th episode at the Everglades Swamp in Florida when a snake startled a cameraman in your boat, causing it to tip over. You're knocked into the water, frantically trying to climb back onto the boat before something grabs your ankle and begins to drag you away.

Triggering warning for drowning

This story contains foreplay, nipple play, choking, rough oral sex, dubious consent, begging and sex toys.

You've been a professional wildlife educator for about 4 years now, educating the general public on animals from all walks of life. You had started off small, working at various museums to hold short shows for children, enthusiastically sharing your love and vast knowledge of wildlife. From there, you decided to begin to make YouTube videos with the help of two of your friends while you were out on vacation in Costa Rica, seeing it as an opportunity to share the unique wildlife in the region.

You had visited a wildlife preserve, sitting with an employee as you talked about the exotic animals, even getting to hold and pet a few. It was an incredible experience and the video did unexpectedly well, gaining thousands of views in just a week. This encouraged you to continue visiting different regions over the next 2 years for your videos, all leading up to the present day where you were popular enough to count as a micro-celebrity of sorts.

When your team came to you with the offer from national geographic themselves you were beyond thrilled and accepted without much of a second thought. You had a whole camera and safety crew in case something went wrong, you would end up handling various dangerous species afterall. By now you had filmed 4 episodes out of a 12 episode season and for episode 5 you headed to Florida to visit the Everglades, one of the largest swamps in the United states.

You dealt with alligators, snapping turtles, snakes, etc and, as dangerous as it was at times, it was one of the most thrilling of your life. You sat and your crew sat in decently sized airboats, floating along the swamp above the deeper parts of the swamp where the water got about 9 feet deep. Having just finished the episode, you guys were heading back to the spot on land where you got off into the water so you could head back to your hotel. It was peaceful and you had a small smile on your face as you watched an harmless water snake slither across the water, dragon flies fly above the water, and cattails gently swaying in the wind.

A fog began to fall over the swamp and you began to close your eyes, that was until a scream from a camera man behind you quickly snapped you away, "there's a fucking snake!" He shouts as his feet shuffle on the ground and he pushes himself as far back into the boat as he can. You laugh as you look down and see a green anaconda, a non-venomous snake. "These guys won't hurt you, don't worry." You tried to reassure him but he only freaked out more as the snake began to slither toward him.

You prepared to catch the snake, hoping to grab it quickly and safely without being bitten. You slowly lifted your arms, waiting for the right moment to strike, "stay still.. Don't you worry.." you said quietly, unsure if it was directed toward the man or the snake. You quickly reached down and successfully grabbed the snake right behind it's head where it wouldn't be able to bite you. The snake wriggled about and slapped the cameraman, making him scream again. Before you could celebrate your victory the man's frantic moving about flipped the boat over.

You fall into the dirty swamp water, the boat tipped on top of you and the same cameraman frantically flailed about. You attempted to grab onto the boat but the cameraman accidentally kicks you in the chest hard, knocking the breathe out of you. You let out a gasp as bubbles pour out of your mouth, placing a hand on your chest where he kicked you. You try to breathe in but musty water fills your lungs, it feels as though someone is tearing apart your lungs and you begin to panic, kicking your legs and trying to grab onto the boat above.

As though things can't get any worse, you feel something has somehow caught your leg, you begin to try to kick it off, realizing it must be an animal of some kind since your feet didn't touch the bottom. It feels like an hand is grabbing you, claws digging into your skin as you try to scream. It begins to drag you away while you helplessly try to kick and swim away from it's strong grasp. It lets you go, but only for a brief moment with no time to react, before you feel an arm wrap around your side and quickly pull you along. You reach down to try to pry the arm off you but your efforts are futile.

You want to open your eyes but you don't, fearful of the bacteria in the water, which you've definitely already swallowed. You try your best to continue to fight back but all your efforts prove unsuccessful. Your lungs continue to sting like they're filled with molten lava and you can feel yourself growing weaker by the second. Your skin begins to turn blue and you start to realize you're going to die like this. You feel your vision begin to fade to white and it's as though the world around you is fading. Your fear slowly turns in acceptance, you're going to drown and be eaten by whatever or whoever was pulling you along.You come to terms with your fate before the world around you fades away into white and all feeling is gone.

Suddenly, you feel something press onto you and a sharp pain in your chest. Your laying on your back and something seems to be on top of you but you're thrown into a coughing fit before you can process anything. You quickly roll over and vomit onto the damp dirt beneath you. The familiar musty taste of the water is once again in your mouth and it seems endless as you continue to cough and gag.

Once the vomiting finally calms down you attempt to catch your breath, your body shaking and chest still burning. You slowly become aware of your surroundings and see reptilian hands with sharp claws to the ground beside you as something large continues to loom over you. You freeze in place, the hot breath of whatever it is brushing against your ear and sending chills down your spine. You slowly turn your head and are greeted by large, yellow reptilian eyes.

You attempt to scream but instead let out a painful wheeze, once again being thrown into a coughing fit. "Do not strain yourself." A raspy voice says, a clawed hand now placed on your back. You weakly flip yourself over again and grab their wrist to stop them from touching you, you want to speak but are put into shock at the sight before you. A strange alligator-like woman stares down at you, her gaze is intense and it seems as though she is inspecting you. "You are in bad condition, let me help you."

Her gaze is unwavering and it makes you nervous. She frees her wrist from your grasp and begins to lift you off the ground, "I will take you somewhere safer." You try to push her away but you can't do much, "you're the one who drowned me, aren't you?" You say, your voice raspy and weak. She thinks for a moment before responding, "I suppose so." Your brows knit with frustration, "you suppose so? What the fuck does that mean?" She laughs unexpectedly, opening her large jaws and showing off sharp teeth as she looks down at you, "you quite a bit of spunk for someone who nearly died."

You glare at her, "let me go." She shakes her head, "can't do that." She kicks open a door that was hidden under leaves from tree branches that hung low to the ground. You look around and find your inside a small living room, everything appears to be made by hand from wood. You're set down on the couch and immediately take it as an opportunity to try to get away but she places her large hand on your chest, you can barely get your back off the couch. "Stay put." She growls, "what are you going to do with me?"

She narrows her eyes at you, "I'm trying to help you like I said, I can take care of you." You narrow your eyes as well, unconvinced. She begins to get up, heading in the direction of the kitchen. You can't see what she's doing but she quickly returns with a wooden bowl. "Eat." You hesitantly take the bowl and glare at her, "why did you ever grab me in the first place?" She lets out a low rumble from her chest and sighs, "eat now, ask questions later."

You let out a small huff and look down at the bowl, it was warm and looked like soup with meat in it, the delicious smell making you realize you were hungrier than you thought. You hesitantly took a sip, it was salty, savory and it instantly made a warmth come over you. You drank it down very quickly and she watched you quietly. "I'm glad you seemed to enjoy it, it's snapping turtle meat." Your eyes widened, unsure how to feel, "you're just now telling me this?"

She shrugs, "I didn't know if you'd eat it otherwise." You frowned and she took the bowl from you, setting it aside, "I was originally going to eat you." She says nonchalantly, sitting on the floor in front of the couch, criss cross apple sauce. You give her a weird look, "were?" She nodded, "yes, but I am no longer interested." You stare at her, waiting for her to continue before it becomes clear she won't go on if you don't push her to, "why not?" She simply sat and stared at you for a moment before looking away.

You frowned and cleared your throat, she was not easy to talk to. "Well, alright. Does that mean I can go?" She snapped her head back toward you, "no." You tilted your head, "no?" She shook her head and you two once again fell into an awkward silence, "can you tell me why..?" She narrows her eyes at you, "you cannot return, you are in bad condition." You cross your arms, "we have doctors." She lets out a growl, "I'm better." You raise an eyebrow, "better?" She nods, "doctors do not know the swamp or it's waters like me."

"How so?" You ask suspiciously, "the soup helped prevent the sickness you'd get from swallowing the swamp water." You switch positions so your facing her, "how?" She stands up, "secret." You scoff, "secret?" She simply nods and leaves the room. You sit there, somewhat baffled for a moment, she clearly doesn't interact with people much. She returns moments later holding what looks a wooden bowl with a lid on top, "take off your shirt." You stare at her for a moment, questioning if your ears deceived you, "what?" She sets the bowl down, taking off the lid to reveal a weird greenish substance.

"I need to put this on your chest, it'll help with the pain from cpr. No bones broken, just pain from the pressure." You stare at her for a moment before sighing, "fine." She nods and presses her hand to your chest softly, encouraging you to lay back. Her hands are cold and scaly, "stay laying." She reaches into the bowl, scooping out a decent amount of the slimy substance, "it'll be cold." She says, slowly smearing the odd substance onto your chest.

A shiver runs down your spine at the coldness and sensation. She is gentle as she begins to rub it in and, much to your dismay, it arouses you somewhat. You silently curse yourself in your head and, to the best of your ability, try to appear unfazed. She appears unbothered as she massages your chest and below your ribcage. You swallow thickly, "are you almost done?" She looks up at you, "is something wrong?" She gently drags her nails down your chest and it makes your breath catch.

She tilts her head at you and you try your best to force a smile as your face heats up, "no I just- ah!" You let out a small yelp as she takes a nipple between her fingers, gently squeezing, "you just what?" Her eyes narrow and you curse under your breath, "are you doing this on purpose?" She tilts her head, but a faint glimmer in her eyes gives her away , "doing what?" She begins to run her thumb slowly in circles around your nipple now and you bite your lip.

She leans in closer to your face, grinning now. It's as though a switch flipped within her, "I may not plan on eating you, but I have different ways in which I will devour you." She speaks in a lower tone, laced with hunger that's also prevalent in the way she now stares at you like your meer prey to her. She presses her lips to yours before you can muster a response, it startles you. The kiss is immediately needy and she wastes no time in climbing on top of you.

She growls, pinning your wrists above your head and slipping her tongue inside your mouth. This once again surprises you, it's thick and you barely fit it in your mouth as she shoves it down as far as it can go. You want to moan but the tongue allows no sound to come out. She lets out a groan, pulling her tongue away, a trail of spit connecting you both. She pants heavily, "I'm going to completely consume you, you're mine now." She holds your wrist with just one hand now, using the other to hold your face.

"You're far too pretty to go to waste." She begins to kiss and lick your neck, opening her jaws wide enough your entire neck is in her mouth. You freeze, subconsciously holding your breath, fearful but excited as she continues to run her tongue around and along the entirety of your neck. She eventually pulls away. "Do. Not. Move." She hisses before getting up and heading to another room. You pant heavily, trying to get a hold on yourself but you have little to no time as she quickly comes back, rope in hand.

She tightly ties your hands above your head, "you have no choice but to stay put for me now, pet." She nearly spits the last part as she begins to remove her shirt, sitting on your legs so you can't move. "Were you planning this all along?" You ask shakily, taking in the beautiful curves of her breasts and the way her scales turned a light green as they went from the middle of her chest down to her belly. "Yes, now shut up and don't speak unless spoken to."

You're somewhat taken aback by her tone but it's quickly replaced by excitement, "yes ma'am." She narrows her eyes hungrily at your response and tears your pants open near your crotch using her teeth. You gasp and she licks a stripe along your underwear where your genitalia is. You let out a shaky breath and she groans as she tears away the underwear as well. She grabs onto your thighs, forcing your legs open as she dug her claws into you. She didn't dig deep enough to make you bleed but it still hurt quite a bit, you let out a small whimper.

You quickly forget about the slight pain as she begins to lap at your nether regions as though her life depends on it. She perfectly runs her tongue along every nerve, making your legs shake and your brain go foggy. You let out small moans and this only motivated her further, "don't hold back." She says as she shoves your leg backwards, perfectly angling her mouth to completely devour you, careful with her teeth. You let out a loud moan in response and she growls with satisfaction.

You can feel yourself quickly unwinding as she ruthlessly devours you and your toes curl, but just as you think you'll finish she pulls away, licking her lips. "You do not get to cum." She stated firmly, getting off the couch as you whined and panted. She grabbed you by the back of your hair, forcing you to look up at her with a tug. You most likely looked like a mess, eyelids heavy and desperate for release. She simply laughed, "you are mine to use, but maybe if you're good..."

She trails off, eyes glued to your lips. She quickly slid off all her remaining clothes and placed a leg above you on the couch, giving you a perfect view of just how wet she was. She once again grabs the hair on the back of your head and lowers herself a little. You get the hint and began to lick her clit, making her let out a quiet groan. You then began to run your tongue in circles and suck a little, making her gasp. Your hands are still tied, now behind your back, but you oh so desperately wanted to grab her thighs and push her further into you.

You let out a small moan as you began to speed up, occasionally putting your tongue inside her for a while. She let out loud moans, bringing a hand to one of her breasts as she played with her breast. She pushed your head further into her, grinding on your face as she was increasingly driven insane. "Fuckk." She growled, the ending becoming a breathless moan. You devoured her as she did you; ruthlessly, as though you were famished and maybe you had been.

Her grinding became more uneven and her moans louder, her words even beginning to slur together as she became drunk on your tongue. "I'm going to cu-ah! L-lick it up." She tried to sound stern but instead stuttered and whined, making you giggle a little. She growled, "oh I'll do the exact same to you, don't get cocky you little-ahhhh!" She let out a loud moan as she came onto your tongue and, just as she asked, you lapped up every last drop.

She panted heavily and so did you, her hand still in your hair. She took her foot off the couch, her legs a little wobbly, "I think you can cum too now." She smiled as she held your head up to her, mouth covered in her juices. She kissed you rough, tasting herself on your tongue, before tossing your head back and once again walking to another room. She walked out now wielding a large green dildo, it appeared about 7 inches in length or more and seemingly mimicked what you'd expect an reptilian penis to look like. Scales and even a few small horns sticking up in a few places.

"If I had expected a guest I would've got a strap-on but I think this will work, for now.." She grinned devilishly and once again spread your legs open, "stay." She said, running the dildo along your hole, watching you react. You let out a small whimper, desperate for some kind of release. She smiled and reached the dildo down to her vagina, covering it in her juices as an lubricant. She slowly put it inside you and you let out a small moan as it stretched you out with a slight pain.

She smiled and took it out, quickly thrusting it into you as your pleading whimper turned into a loud moan. She then began to fuck you with the dildo at an even pace, not too quick but not too slow. You moaned and bucked your hips as it brushed against all the right places with every thrust, sending electricity down your spine. She watched every expression you made, enjoying every second, "do you want me to go faster?" She asked mockingly, as though speaking to a baby or a dog.

"Y-yes m-am." You stuttered, letting out a small whimper. "You have to beg for it." She said sternly, her expression turning somewhat serious as she stared down at you like you were gum on the bottom of her shoe. She reached her freehand down and placed it at your throat, "Please, please go faster. Fuck me, fuck me hard, make me yours and make me- cuahh!!!" She giggled as your begging turned into a loud yell as she began to fuck you with the dildo as hard as she could.

"Good." She growled and you felt your eyes roll into the back of your head as she squeezed your throat, nails lightly digging in. You loved it, you loved being all hers, you loved how rough she was, she was completely breaking your mind like no one else has or could. Every horn, every scale. Every. Single. Inch, you could feel it and it only made it that much more pleasurable. You felt yourself growing close like before, toes curling and mind going blank as you began to see stars.

She removes her hand from your throat and you let out a loud moan, your whole body shaking as it felt like an entire wave crashed over you. You pant heavily, stars still in your vision as she pulls the dildo from you and admires you. She smiles and leans over, placing a gentle kiss on your forehead, "I knew you were special." She says as she looks into your eyes, you see a softness in her yellow eyes you didn't see before and it helps ease your pounding heart somewhat.

"I will continue to take care of you, I can get a bath running." You nod, hardly able to speak as your enamored by her yellow topaz eyes. "Thank you." You say and she affectionately rubs her head against your chin as though she's a cat. She gets up to go prepare your bath but you stop her, "wait." She stops and turns to you, "what's your name?" She smiles, seeming somewhat amused by the question, "Vella."

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