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canyourlawnmowerdothis · 2 years

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new hot groupchat discussion topic. The Geese Haven't Left

#it is the END of december. and only the other day did i ever see geese leaving #yeah i dont leave the house but i havent Heard geese leaving this whole time either #and theyve just. still been there til now #idek how many are still here but. what are you doing here girlies its so cold go go go #youre months behind

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meii-jasmine · 20 days

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We stan Filipino Miku! 🇵🇭

She has her own Mikutoda tricycle, eating kwek kwek before the rush hour

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ohitslen · 2 months

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*Vampirizes your Vashwood*

keep reading for more :)

If there needs to be much closer close-up please let me know!

#mandatory vampire au from your one and only #I've always found vampires cool bc of how awesome the whole concept is. from aesthetics to the execution #I ofc made my own interpretation of vampiric traits and what they entail. I rlly rlly love working with vamp lore I swear #For a moment I thought abt making Wolfwood a shapeshifter but it made more sense to me for him to be a half blood #There is SO MUCH MORE behind this that I would love to rant about but idk idk #I don't have a story for this per se. it's more of just a concept really. I didn't think abt nothing more than VAMPIRE #during the whole process LMAOOO but well. I do have more notes for it #Also I really just like blood so like OADKJKDL evident. evident. However☝#I also really like the inherent eroticism that comes with the concept of vampires since forever. One look at Carmilla and you'll know #So ofc I had to put my favorite sillies in this. it was about time.#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #these sketches have been freed from the abandoned wips real after months OISDUFJ #also this could potentially be one of the prettiest WWs I've done to date ngl

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corpsentry · 2 months

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a glass sun 1/2

#my art #my stuff #this is really fucking long so im gonna have to break it up into multiple reblogs #(howling) WAUGHHHHHHH #i love aishang by xiaoshiguniang #i love to implicate my alma mater in my art about being gay in the shittiest most conservative corner of singaporean society #by some terrible trick of fate i ended up in the conservative chinese christian cishet circuit from primary school to end of hs #obviously i am not most of these things but there i was. Depressed #and there i was after that at Liberal Arts College. the 4 years i spent there were a clusterfuck #but like a good and outrageous and lively clusterfuck #and i graduated in may this year and when i came back it was for the first time in 10 months. it was like. what da hell #like i love being here in specific ways but there is also the pain of being seen as something you're not constantly #can i blame them? i ask myself this every day. for most of my ex classmates and relatives i Am the only not cis person they know #idk my lottery number was bad this corner of society really is that bad #and so its like. idk dawg anyway i aint offering solutions but u get it like it fucks with your head to be misgendered either which way 24/#but to leave them behind would be to leave the only people who knew me for the first 19 years behind. and thats a lot of my life #i am 23!!!!!! ough #anyway. whatever. if u liked it i have a ko-fi #reblogos appreciated

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pussycat-scribbles · 2 years

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A lovely patron requested this for their monthly art a little while back :D

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HERE!!

#Spy x Family #LoidxYor #LoidYor #pls consider supporting me on patreon #even just a dollar a month goes a real long way!!#you get lots of behind the scenes stuff #and early access to all art!#and naughty stuff if that takes your fancy #pussycat draws

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maythestormsnevertakefromme · 3 months

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The world when pagans, wiccans and witches acknowledge that divine feminine is literally just repackaged tradwife propaganda and dark feminine is oversexualisation of pagan women and their bodies:

#yes more progressive younger people have already figured this out but I was at a pagan market a month or so ago #(not of my own volition if you’re wondering I was forced to go)#and there was this lady with a stall talking about how to embrace your divine feminine #which is obviously nurturing and patient and kind and motherly #and super empowering obviously 😍😍 /sarc #the way that some pagans will literally become contortionists to fit feminism into their wacky belief systems is insane to me #paganism is transformative you can just leave that prehistoric belief behind you will live I promise #and with dark feminine sometimes they’ll just come out and say to your face it’s about seduction but other times they will use other words #to obfuscate what they really mean #persuasive and mysterious were some of the ones I heard alot #anyway #ex pagan #ex witch #pagan #paganism #ex religious #apostate #paganblr #witchcraft #germanic pagan #witchblr #pagan community #witch community #deconstruction #ex wiccan #dark feminine energy #divine feminine

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adobe-outdesign · 2 years

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you know how the Schmidt sting pain index is just a guy who gets stung by insects so he can rank the amount of pain it puts him in

do you think there’s some guy in the Pokemon world that runs around aggroing every species of Pokemon solely so they can rate how much their attacks hurt them

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon worldbuilding #outdesign posts things #'pichu: 1. you touched your friend and a bit of static electricity passed between you'#'gothitelle: 2. while not overly painful the existential dread left behind lasts for months afterward'#'bewear: 3. all of the breath has been knocked out of your lungs. like your chiropractor was having an off day'#'hydregion: 4. the strength of its hyperbeam feels like getting hit by a truck that happens to be on fire'#greatest hits

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poetryoutloud · 1 year

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sleep for the unfinished - v.w.

#the first thing ive written and somewhat liked in months #working title was nighttime routine dbksbdka #words #my writing #spilled ink #poem #poetry #a small edit for the tags. i hope the ending of this poem reads a bit like relief and/or acceptance #in that. yeah theres so much we couldve done and so much we left behind but in the end theres nothing you can do #and youre here so you might as well sleep

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eveningrainstorm · 6 months

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he's not joking

#i drew this like three months ago and just never felt like posting it. but here it is i guess #your turn to die #yttd #my art #ranmaru kageyama #sara chidouin #do i need to tag everyone. the others were mostly chosen randomly #and everyone else just got to be vague silhouettes in the background #just realized i accidentally put hayasaka in front of q-taro when in the sketch he was behind him.#which means hayasaka is completely violating the rules of perspective here. but i'm not fixing it that's just how it's gonna be

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months

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#engaged #finally #i love them your honor #when i tell you i watched this almost a month ago #thats how behind i am on posting stuff #haha #cute things #proposal #the nanny #fran x maxwell #maxwell x fran #fran fine #maxwell sheffield #fran drescher #charles shaughnessy #love #5x15

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djcarnationsblog · 4 months

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So like-I made more Mystic Forest Fanart

and again, it's Leosagi

BECAUSE WHAT IS MY LIFE WITHOUT THEM GOD DAMNIT-

@amevello-blue / @bluepeachstudios and @wondrous-art I done did another one of these things and I do NOT think this will be the last of them from me-

#and yes I did use Taylor Swift to fill in the blank space #there was no thought behind it besides 'oh blank space!'#'BUT I'VE GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY-'#man I hadn't even THOUGHT of taylor swift in months where did that come from-#ANYWAYS I LOVE THESE BBIES SO SO SO MUCH #THEY'RE MY EVERYTHING #CHANGED MY FUCKING BRAIN CHEMISTRY EVEN #They have changed a large part of how I see Leosagi for the better #even though I loved the ship so much already #THEIR LOVE FEELS LIKE-#INCREDIBLY FUCKING AUTHENTIC AND REALISTIC???#not that it wasn't before in like #the other iterations of leosagi #BUT YOUR LEOSAGI BRUH HOLY SHIT #IT'S SO NATURAL AND NICE AND AESTHETIC TO READ???#DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?? I HOPE IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE XD #ALSO FUNFACT #MY SIBLING READ YOUR FIC AND YOUR LEOSAGI WAS THE FIRST LEOSAGI SHE EVER WITNESSED IN FANFIC #AND I LIKE TO SEE THAT AS THE ULTIMATE ACCOMPLISHMENT #anyways #mystic forest au #leonardo hamato #miyamoto usagi #Leosagi #djc art

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manglesquest1987 · 7 months

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look at him go :3 silly guy

Also progress gifs bc im a nerd who cares about things like that:

#made this like months ago but didnt feel like posting lmao #sorry bout that #fnaf helpy #helpy #fnaf #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #also if youre wondering why he looks like that i was trying to combine his designs into just.#one. design #for reasons #its low quality bc ibis locked all the hq animation canvases behind a sub paywall #:] thanks for that ibis

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surreal-duck · 1 year

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nui shenanigans

#doodles #duck scribbles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui.........#have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔#the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!!#ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇‍♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can #hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9 #survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next #damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw

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barbieaemond · 8 months

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Being in the Ewan fandom with the sole purpose of creating and sharing is not stressful, at all

#not you moots #it’s about crazy people #let’s see what did we have this month #gifs do not belong to gifmakers cause they just operate screen capturing software #heartbreaking shocking news: people behind these blogs can have opinions #oh dear how do we deal with that #plagiarism #and lastly you cannot share your thoughts about a FICTIONAL CHARACTER without people coming at you like catholics with witches #*tired noises*

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uncriticalbunny · 1 year

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sydney and carmy have such a deranged dynamic so it's very funny when people try to put them in a "professional coworkers" box like bffr nothing about their relationship is professional

#sydcarmy #do you hand the reins of the restaurant your late brother left you over to the coworker you've known for only a few weeks/months #do you run your hands delicately along an item your coworker left behind after you were an asshole to her and caused her to quit #do you text your coworker first to calm your nerves before opening up your late brother's last message to you #do you have a panic attack where only your coworker's image and words can soothe you when the gf you love didn't #do you go back to the job you quit to pick up your last check and end up accepting your coworker's proposal to open up a new restaurant #do you tell your coworker to clearly define whether his gf is actually his gf #do you joyfully hug your coworker first after a do or d-e situation that your restaurant's success hinged on #do you gulp awkwardly and try to compose yourself after a tender convo with your coworker where you were open abt your fears #if you do all of that with your coworker well i have news for you!!#and i've called HR they're on the way #still sitting back and observing #...i scream into the void as i write yet another post about sydney/sydcarmy #text

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teecupangel · 3 months

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Hi!!! So, I read your post about Desmond as a t-rex, and paleontology is a huge passion of mine, so I made some art! I really strive for accuracy, so this is different from what your wrote about Desmond. This version is based on ambush predator t-rex, who has padded feet to make their steps almost silent, and who can't roar but makes a low frequency bellow that we wouldn't be able to hear, but feel as it vibrates everything around for miles. Anyway, basically Desmond stalking an unfortunate templar in the night fog (you can decide which assassin is riding him lol)

Oh my god. I love this.

Yeeesss, this kind of T-Rex would absolutely suit Desmond.

Because of the whole hunting aspect of his new form, I'm kinda imagining the Assassin riding him is Ratonhnhaké:ton.

Like... imagine being a colonist and having to deal with an unknown 'monster' that everyone has never seen before.

Before long, someone's gonna call the land a curse or they're being hunted down because they don't belong there XD

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #ask and answer #desmond is so cool #thank you for this #i got your sphinx ask btw and i will unsure it #unfortunately i'm 2 months behind asks #so i might answer it on august sorrrryyyy TTATT

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