#zelda heap

[nick-spiegel]

another piece from my junior thesis!

this is aunt zelda by her duck pond from magyk (septimus heap)

i really liked painting the ducks because it meant i got to stare at photos of ducks for a long period of time :)

[solitary-bones]

in honor of pride month: some queer head canons for septimus heap characters!!

Septimus (first of course): aroace king! he is so the type to just have a bestie moment with jenna and beetle and just hang around them all the time but never need something for himself. He just reallyyyyyy likes learning about magyk and going on adventures with his friends!! (also the apprentice and extraordinary wizard colors are green and purple so like..)

Jenna: huuuuuuge bi energy (shout out to that scene from darke 👀). she just gives huge idgaf energy.

Beetle: with a name like this he is not cisgender. bro has the most he/they energy. Both my brother and I lovee this lil guy.

there's nothing heterosexual or cisgender about this image. Also he gives huge bi energy. I think he's in a qpr with septimus while having his bi4bi with Jenna.

Marcia: the lesbian parental figure to ever. I don't have thoughts besides that this woman is not straight in any way.

Milo: polyamorous and asexual. This guy probably loves a lot of his higher ups in his crew. Why else would he be so chill being at sea all the time?

Lucy: demisexual & demiromantic (doesn't really know her attraction past that because she's only ever been into Simon). big she/they energy

Alice Nettles: any pronouns nonbinary and pan

Alther: just queer, bro does not like labels

Zelda: aromantic and lesbian. She'd probably drop something to septimus or wolf boy being like yeah when I was younger I was very popular with the ladies at the port. and they'd just be like :0

Marcellus: bro is so homosexual. The gay man to ever. good for him honestly. But he is such a hermit and introvert he really doesn't make many connections or have any meaningful relationships ://

Merrin: totally trans fem. she is so uncomfortable and emo about having to present as a guy and have a name she doesn't like that she gets into darke stuff to cope. credit to @septimus-heap for this post and pointing this out to me, you make a good point.

Wolf Boy: very aroace furry energy. also I feel nonbinary with some neopronouns to do with being raised by wolves and feeling like one of them. I also feel like being keeper of keeper cottage kinda requires a person to be aromantic because you're literally not allowed to get married so it's way better this way. Also probably in a qpr with septimus but yk it's pretty long distance so doesn't always work. but when they do get together bro is it lit.

Sam Heap: Ace and gay. Bro was sooooo confused about why the other forest heaps were so enamored with the wendron witches. He just really likes fishing.

and to finish it off strong

Jim Knee: canonically nonbinary gender fluid. Also the most gender nonconforming and outwardly queer person represented honestly. He's very flamboyant in his current appearance and iteration which is iconic. And I think it's really funny he just decided to be a guy because Merrin called him Jim Knee so he just went with it.

[flammableengineering]

Which Septimus Heap character most deserves to say Fuck?

[septimus-heap]

Tbh I think staying at zeldas cottage together is the funniest possible thing that could've happened to silas+marcia specifically. Silas goes from thinking marcia is cold and unfeeling and insane to being like "oh so she CAN experience joy but only when she's telling us over breakfast all about the latest extremely niche topic she's gotten invested in. And also she's insane"

[meganelixabethh]

I genuinely think that sleeping on Aunt Zelda’s hearth and then waking up and eating buttered toast would fix me

[prisiidon]

I hate asking but if you can rb the Zora May post for a small and growing event, maybe rt on twt too, that would mean alot! 💕

[cyreneduvent]

Extremely good blog post that I came across while looking up quilted petticoats:

[salubriousbean]

After some thinking I have discovered that one of my OCs is literally just Link and Septimus Heap smushed together in a flash of blue light. Like legitimately. Oops :)

[althermella]

WAIT can we see photos of ur pets named Jenna and Simon????? 👀❤️

Absolutely!!!

Simon's from a litter of 7 puppies, and Jenna was the only girl in her litter, which is the reasoning for their names. Simon's 2 and Jenna's almost 1. My two other cats are Ivy, who's 3, and Jack (Jenna's brother)

Here's the progression of Simon and Jenna's relationship! He wasn't sure how to react to her at first, but he's used to her affection now

Some bonus pictures because I have so many photos of my pets :)

[chaos-has-theories]

Heaptober Day 3: Beetle Day

Zelda AU? Zelda AU! We've got child soldiers, healing tanks that give you amnesia, and princesses with the power to seal away evil.

And Beedle Beetle, of course.

[lovelyisadora]

“How’s Marcia today?” Silas whispered.

“She’s been better,” said Alther grimly.

“I really think we should let Zelda know,” said Silas.

“Take my advice, Silas, and don’t go near that Rat Office. It’s been taken over by DomDaniel’s rats from the Badlands. Vicious bunch of thugs. Don’t worry now, I’ll think of something,” said Alther. “There must be a way to get her out.”

Silas looked dejected. He missed Marcia more than he liked to admit.

I am chewing on the walls !

for real!!!

[flyteofthenoldor]

Me: I am an Adult™ with Real Life Things™ to do

Also me: *makes Aunt Zelda in HeroForge*

[candycrushmaster9000]

I love wolf boy so much. Also my dad got me the whole series !!!!!! I’m so happy !!!!!!

[hazeleafyy]

Hearth chapter 2 is here!! FOR REALS THIS TIME!!

I planned to do a final edit this weekend before posting it, but I ended up finishing edits today so why not (Also I felt bad about the false alarm today;;; )

[ Read on ao3 ]

Title: hearth

Pairing: Zelda x Link

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, enemies to lovers, Link starts out a villain, but he goes through the opposite of corruption, Ganon is not a very good person here

Summary:

Metal scraped loudly, as Revali prodded his talons at the chains binding the unconscious body on the ground.

The swordsman lay still, crumpled in a heap of bloody mess. He did not stir.

“I don’t know if this is a good idea, princess,” Daruk rubbed the back of his neck, hesitant.

"He’s right, little bird,” Urbosa sighed. “This is too dangerous. Any risk to your safety is not worth it.”

“We have to kill him while we still have the chance. He almost killed all of us!" Revali hissed, curling his wingtips into a tight fist.

Tension hung like a guillotine blade in the air. Thick, and suffocating.

“Least of all,” Revali spat, “we are not taking him with us.”

[In which Link was raised as Ganon’s right hand man, but Zelda and the Champions snatch him away.]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Switch 2 Launch Titles Announced!

The Legend of Zelda: BotW / TotK / CDi

Unsurprisingly, a 4k60p upgrade to the two of the Switch’s most popular titles is coming first to Switch 2. But that’s not all- Not only is the DLC for Breath of the Wild included, but three additional vintage Zelda games are getting upgrades with Wand of Gamelon, Faces of Evil, and Zelda’s Adventure to be included.

Silent Hill f

The scary new Silent Hill installment is coming to Switch quick, with Nintendo willing to debut a far darker than usual game for the new more “serious” system. Silent Hill f will include exclusive custom skins as well, including Mario, Samus, Link, and Kirby visible as torn-off disembodied skins laying on the ground across the town.

Super Mario Space Odyssey

The sequel to Super Mario Odyssey heads to space in the new sequel, which takes Mario and Cappy out of orbit to visit new planets and planetoids across the solar system and beyond, making it the first Mario game ever to explore a “Galaxy” of levels.

The Lord of the Rings: Bombadil Kombat

From the makers of the recent Lord of the Rings: Gollum, this new fighting game will see fan favorite Tom Bombadil from Tolkien’s legendarium beat down Sauron, Saruman, Morgoth, Lesgoth, The Witch King of Angmar, The Warlock Queen of Vidmark, and that one Orc who says “looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!” in a side-on fighting style arena.

Tetris Heap 2025

Nintendo will yet again try to improve the one perfect video game in history by adding more useless distracting crap! Tetris Heap 2025 will include new modes like Fireworks mode, in which fireworks go off in the background as you play Tetris the same way as always; Water mode, in which there is water and sea-life in the background as you play Tetris the same way as always; Battle Royale mode, in which other players can enjoy Fortnite in the background while you play Tetris the same way as always, and a revolutionary new "Jelly Tetris" mode in which you play Tetris the same way as always while watching a guy try to eat Jello-O with chopsticks in the background.

Animal Crossing: No Russian

Animal Crossing gets real, and really really serious in this game exploring the nature of terrorism and black-flag operations. Can your town stand up to attacks by other players and NPCs who attempt to kill your villagers to effect political change? Try not to let your village descend into fascism as you balance safety with liberty in this nightmare scenario for kids.

Switch Fit Adventure: Legend of the Thigh-Master

Ring Fit is SO 2019! This time the Switch 2 will offer an entire gymnasium of add-ons like rowing machines, treadmills, pull-up machines, shake weights, and the new Metroid themed Ab-Rotation “Morph Ball.” Nintendo is not responsible for crushed spinal columns.

[meganelixabethh]

The main breakfast food mentioned at the castle is porridge with occasional mentions of meat like sausages but never really toast. The only person who mentions toast is Aunt Zelda. Right so imagine you’ve only ever eaten either porridge or meat (or porridge and meat?) for breakfast and some lady presents you with a freshly baked (we know she bakes her own bread angie doesn’t need to say) crusty white bread that’s been toasted and smothered in butter. That would be life changing. Nothing would ever be the same