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Go back to strangers

Content: How the JJK men react to you giving them the silent treatment.

Including: Gojo, Nanami, Choso, Toji, Sukuna

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The other woman P2

Content: its only been a short amount of time since your split with the batboys and they've already moved on? Also this is part 2 of still rocking your hoodie P2.

Including: Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas

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Come on don't leave me

Content: After finding out your nature of being half-human and half-curse, would the JJK boys leave you just like that?

Including: Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Yuji, Megumi.

Extra: Its mainly fluffy (a tad angsty) but there's mentions of sexual activities in Nanami's and Sukuna's parts.

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The other woman P1

Content: its only been a short amount of time since your split with the batboys and they've already moved on? Also this is part 2 of still rocking your hoodie P1.

Including: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne

Extra: so Bruce isn't in this part, as Damian is going to act as the driving force for P3 so sorry if that was a bad idea..

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GURLLL I NEED a part 2 (or is it part 3 anyways) of still rocking your hoodie where the batboys beg reader to get back with them , the angst is killing mee

🫡 don't worry they will beggg and grovel until they no longer have feeling in their knees, butttt its gonna be a long wait for that (mainly cuz I wanna milk this series dry) due there being 2 parts for now yet to come out. Yet, we shall wait and see😔

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Hands off, Gabriela-la-la (spoilers)

Content: Nekoma boys deal with their jealous gf who seems to think that a certain Gabriela is after her man (will contain spoilers from Katseye's new song)

including: Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Lev.

Extra: For Kuroo, Kenma and Yaku the setting is Nekoma High so its just purely fluffy with hints of intimacy, nothing sexual.

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If you're done with your ex, move on to the next:

Content: the batboys try to help you get over your ex, in their own special ways.

Including: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne

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All that she wants is another baby:

Content: Y/n and their beloved is ready to have another child.

TW: talks of infertility in suguru's and miscarriage is hinted at in Nanami's part.

Including: Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna.

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NSFW batfamily Headcanons

Unfortunately, this won the vote😑 so I figured why not tie it to a future smau (regarding nail polish and a certain colour)

Content: dick predictions of the guys with a few kinks and turn offs thrown in.

Tw: extremely sexual, some extreame kinks thrown in.

Including: Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne purely because these don't do so well but do let me know if I should add other characters.

Jason Todd:

Personally, I think this man is chunky and plumpy like his Gotham Knights build but just with a better dress sense and his signature more Jason Todd-esque hair style. But anyway, as a beefy man his cock would follow suite, so around 7-8 inches and probably not curving (yes ik thats unrealistic but let me dream-). He also has a tan cock, with a brownish tip, no foreskin.

His girth thoo?? lets bfr everyone knows that it'll take two hands to wrap around that cock. (well maybe one and a tad).

Although, i don't think he's fully or even groomed at all just soley cuz this man gets no huzz so why bother? But sure he may trim or shave it when it gets too much.

kinks time! and yh this man is defo a hidden kinky fiendd:

Praise kink, both from recieving and giving just cuz he needs it for his soul to heal. I mean i'm sure he had a degration kink back in his Arkham Knight days but now he just needs to be told he's doing a good job.

HOWEVER, that does not mean he doesn't still show signs of that era, which presents itself through his humiliation/teasing kinks mainly. Where he would say something along the lines of  "Knew you couldn't handle it" or "Aw cmon ik you can do much better", even a "You gotta beg for it first babe".

He also showcases his humiliation kink through his size kink, because let's bfr he's huge and he wants to show it. That's why his favourite postion is the stand and carry cuz he's a show off.

Moving on, while more extreme things he can somewhat handle (if his s/o is that kinky, which if ur reading this then...🧍‍♀️) like crying or even bondage, i don't think he'd be into physically hurting you through wax play, blood play, etc and potentially hurting you isn't on the table either, like through choking, but he could be convinced, especially through name calling, more favourable sir.

With that being said, don't make him jealous, whether on purpose of by accident cuz you will regret it, I mean his morals of not hurting you are still engraved in head, he'll just be more adventourous than usual (and more sadistic). For instance, let's say a waiter was throwing a few glances your way, this man is either lightly grinding your cunt with his shoe, or having full on public sex in the bathroom (or worse even on the poor waiters car). Wait you thought that was it? NOPE at home hes going full 5+ rounds (cuz his stamina is on a whole nother level) but he lets you come right at the end, edging and dening you in henious ways while he teases you relentless.

Which brings us to this man's marking kink, where he just has to make sure every part of you to you neck, legs, back and even your scent screams his name. He need everyone to know that your his and his only, but that doesn't mean he isn't one to accept being marked himself. No no, he asks for it, paying for expensive lipsticks and manacures purely so you have the assets to mark him however you want. Back scratches, lipstain marks, hickeys, he will proudly display them to anyone, no shame.

However, i don't think this means breeding kink, well not early or even mid relationship, purely because of the fear that his reputation will do extensive damage to his potential family buttt lets be honest this man is a quiet yearner and would love to be convinced to love you in all forms.

Bruce:

Hugeeee af but probably not as big as our man above but defo above average, like 6-6.5. Pretty girthy too, with a pinky tan head, no foreskin.

He is probaly somewhat groomed but due to his extra activites he usually doesn't get the tine to totally groom down there.

Before getting to his kinks, let it be known this man is 96% an ass man, he will get hard for you when ever its on full display, be it you bend over to pick something uo or where a tight skirt, does not matter, he enjoys it all. With that being said he defo loves spaanking, not caring if yiu've been good or bad.

I see him being very similar to Jason out of all his other kins, in where he enjoys the more lighter of the extreame stufff, the humilation, marking, the size kink (but you'll soon see he also has an affinity for said extreame side). But i cant see him as enjoying being praised. Praising you he'd do on the daily but the moment you say that he looks so hot while he eats you out he immediately cringes (yes this is because he caannot take a compliment)

He also doesn't do public sex, not because he doen't like it, but just cuz he has so much to risk in terms of his public image, he is much suited with doing things behind closed doors.

Well...closed doors within closed doors. This comes from a fic i read a good wwhhile back where Jay and Y/N got tapped in Bruces sex dungeon (no further comments) where he absolutely hides all his bondage and sex toys, as this man is indeed a pleasure dom.

Although, i do see him being into edging and orgasm denial, purely because he thinks it brings more pleasre.

Which leads me on to the fact that he is 100% into power play and corruption as a dom, i just don't see him giving that control up. But he would never pass on opportunity for you to get on top, through face sitting or riding him, just cuz hes an ass man doesn't mean he cant show love to your other parts.

Back onto his dommie nature, he so needs a bratty reader who loves getting into trouble solely because of his nature to interrogate the shit out of you once you do something wrong. No not using his skilled batman level of interrogation but rather his Bruce Wayne side comes out to use his vast riches to buy all the toys he can to torture the truth out of you. Vibrators, ropes, you name it, he probably has it.

He also defo has a breeding kink (have you seen how eager he is to adopt any poor orphan he sees, newly orphaned or not). He just needs to fill that void of being parentless himself and he thinks 70 kids would do just that.

Which leads us to his rather tame favourite sex positions, missionary and doggy. Doggy cuz well your ass is on full display and missionary due to its intimate nature, perfect for baby making.

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Still rocking your hoodie P2

Content: saw this idea on tiktok, where the reader and the boys have broken up, dealing with their child of divorce (their hoodies) in different ways.

P1 - P2

Including Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas

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Still rocking your hoodie P1

Content: saw this idea on tiktok, where the reader and the boys have broken up, dealing with their child of divorce (their hoodies) in different ways.

Including: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne.

P1 - P2

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Vampire wannabe

Including: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, aged-up Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas, Bruce Wayne

TW: suggested sexual conduct

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Solo shower shenanigans P3

Imcluding: Damian Wayne and Duke Thomas

P1 - P2 - P3

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Random Bat-family headcanons

Including: Bruce wayne (Dick mentained)

This is hard since we could go down the unserious Miku binder route or what I prefer the much cuter way:

We have an adorable scene of a much younger Dick Grayson waiting in line for his tickets to see the showtastic spectacle that is known as Hamilton, along with a slightly older Bruce, who is still to overcome the trauma of his last theatre outing, but who was he to deny the boy of his (allegedly) "once in the lifetime opposite". If you had seen the hope and glimmer in his azure blue eyes, you surely wouldn't.

However, this time Bruce came prepared, with the hall filled with unseen tech that any helicopter parent would just die to get their hands on. With the batmobile in some hidden but close region and his utility belt snuck under his clothes, surely it would be alright. I mean he had Dick wear a bullet proof vest for God's sake. Need I remind you, this is just Hamilton though..

Oh but after this day it didn't remain "Just Hamilton" not until his ears were blessed by the great Leslie Odam Jr singing the masterpiece 'wait for it'.

I mean sure the songs were all good, catchy, rhythmic, narratively enticing but 50 minute in Bruce had Dick wishing he invited Aflred instead of this historic garbage disposal. He was just a boy living his theatre kid dreams, listening to songs of all arrays. He certainly didn't ask for factually accurate lore...

"He did not punch him..."

"..that French guy didn't arrive to the states that year..I mean what imbecile would think that's historically accurate"

"Couldn't even mentain the other Schuyler siblings could you...how forgetfull"

"I don't think this is a good choice of media to watch, you'd get confused in your studies...let's just-"

Bruce halted as the young Robin finally had enough:

"Ugh if you don't shut it I'm telling Alfred"

And that did it, the elder quietly got back in his seat knowing that he no longer held the position of 'Alfred's favourite' ever since a little thorn in in his backside came into his life. But obviously, he wasn't actually scared just curious as to if the play had more inaccurate information.

And there we return to Bruce listening into his up most favourite song in the whole play, the play that a wise old mentor like Bruce shouldn't have let his young apprentice watch (according to him) yet, here he was trying to hold back a few tears as the actors get set for 'Stay Alive'.

Although, Bruce's mind was not up to track, he was silently revisiting the themes of the previous song all fitting perfectly into his own life. The idea of meticulously planing and waiting for a perfect opportunity to strive in life, the perseverance of one man in the pursuit of love and a career.. this was Bruce Wayne.

A man so caught up in organising Gotham in this perfect haven for all that he had no time to stop and just breathe...(and wait for it).

Did this mean Bruce way going to change his ways, was he planing on having a more positive outlook on life. No..this is batman let's bsfr.

Yet, as the play goes on, Bruce wrapped his arms around the younger lad and just listened, well listened and keeps an eye out for any strange sightings.

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Solo shower shenanigans P2

Including: Dick Grayson and Tim Drake

P1 - P2 - P3

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Solo shower shenanigans P1

Including: Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne

P1 - P2 - P3