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Wrong Number texts #1

Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zone’s gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?

Jason: I’m torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?

Danny: Hey, I don’t pick my rogues’ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vlad’s the only real threat, and that’s just because he cheats.

Jason: Billionaires always cheat. It’s in their DNA.

Masterpost

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I had canon of the joker from DC comics never painted his egg and so he’s not actually considered a clown by anyone but himself

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[WP] Addams moved to Gotham and started befriending everyone

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Hell ya Jiraiya

Battle Jiraiya /Orochimaru shouldn't be left alone/

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To anyone who needs this

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It so true

No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

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An amazing artist

A little castiel for you all!

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Nalu headcanons:

-Lucy kisses him first. He says some really sweet shit to her and she on impulse kissed him

-Natsu is so clingy. He will find any excuse to touch her

-It took the guild so long to figure out they were together. Nalu never came out and said “we’re dating” they just kept acting the same way as usual, thinking that Happy had already spread the news

-The guild found out at the grand magic games when Natsu won a particularly hard battle and in celebration Lucy ran up and kissed him

-Natsu likes to watch Lucy write. There's something very calming about watching her work

-Lucy plays with his hair all the time. He loves it. It's the fastest way to calm him down when he gets fired up

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James: regulus’ lip balm tasted really good, like eucalyptus

Barty: you guys KISSED?

Regulus: no, James just ate my lip balm

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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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they’re in love 🫶

thank you anon i love this so much.

hbd laura ingalls wilder my childhood idol

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James: you were in my dream last night

Regulus: ok, what were we doing?

James: we were fucking

Regulus:

James:

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Miles: *Gently taps table*

Hobie: *Taps back*

Gwen: What are they doing?

Pavitr: Morse code.

Miles: *Aggressively taps table*

Hobie: *Slams hands down* YOU

TAKE THAT BACK-

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Lucy: I promised Master we wouldn't do anything illegal.

Natsu: Why would you lie to Gramps like that?

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Kidnapper : I have your boyfriend.

Janus : What? I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a lowlife b*tch and spit in my face?

Janus, face-palming : Oh my god, you have Roman.

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Regulus: what will make me happy?

Regulus: *draws card*

Regulus: it says Alcoholism

James: uh, what are you doing?

Regulus: doing my daily oracle reading

James: with Cards Against Humanity?

Regulus: the other decks were boring, always telling me to ‘find happiness within myself’ or ‘talk to my closest friends and family about my problems’

Regulus: at least with these cards I can actually achieve them

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Patton : If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Roman : Strong.

Virgil : Weak.

Logan : An idiot, is what your are.